Sun Signs

Sun Signs

Sun Signs

Shelley Hrdlitschka

ORCA BOOK PUBLISHERS

Copyright © 2005 Shelley Hrdlitschka

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system now known or to be invented, without permission in writing from the publisher.

National Library of Canada Cataloguing in Publication Data

Hrdlitschka, Shelley, 1956-

Sun signs / Shelley Hrdlitschka.

ISBN 1-55143-388-5 (bound).--ISBN 1-55143-338-9 (pbk.)

I. Title.

PS8565.R44S95 2005     jC813’.54     C2005-900094-5

First Published in the United States: 2005

Library of Congress Control Number: 2004118008

Summary: While taking online courses, fifteen-year-old Kaleigh

learns that on the Internet, people are often not who they seem.

Orca Book Publishers gratefully acknowledges the support for its

publishing programs provided by the following agencies: the Government of

Canada through the Book Publishing Industry Development Program (BPIDP),

the Canada Council for the Arts, and the British Columbia Arts Council.

Cover Design and interior typesetting: Lynn O’Rourke

Cover font: (Astro Font)

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For Kyla, my favorite Aries

—S.H.

Acknowledgments

Thanks to Kim Denman, Diane Tullson

and Beryl Young for their ongoing encouragement.

Distant Learning Inc.

Term #2

Science 10 Research Project

January 9 – April 2

Assignment: Choose a science topic Of Interest To You and gather information on it. Using the Scientific Method (see attachment #1), form a hypothesis and conduct an experiment to test/support your hypothesis.

This assignment is in lieu of the traditional science fair project. Although this is the same kind of endeavor, as you are correspondence students, you will only be marked on the written portion of the project.

I will expect six progress reports over the next twelve weeks, as well as an initial proposal, and a final report due April 2. Also, before you go to too much work on your initial proposal, e-mail me with your topic and I will give you the go-ahead if I think it’s suitable.

This assignment will be in addition to your weekly assignments, but will account for 50% of your final grade.

Have fun!

Mr. J. Selenski

Contents

Scientific Method

State a Problem

Gather Information

Form a Hypothesis

Experiment

More Experimenting

Even More Experimenting

Record and Analyze Data

More Recording and Analyzing

Even More Recording and Analyzing

State a Conclusion

Share Your Discoveries

Attachment #1

Scientific Method

Seven Steps to Discovery

1. State a Problem

2. Gather Information

3. Form a Hypothesis

4. Experiment

5. Record and Analyze Data

6. State a Conclusion

7. Share Your Discoveries

State a Problem

Forecast For the Week of

Jan. 15 – Jan. 21

by B.A. Stargazer

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Gemini, you can no longer ignore

the project that’s been left undone.

A slight shift in your reaction to

things is all that’s required.

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From: cosmicgirl

To: distantstudybuddies

Subject: calling all science 10 victims

Who else thinks science projects should be outlawed?? Have any of you started It yet? He says 2 choose a topic we’re interested in. Yeah right. What if we’re just NOT INTERESTED IN SCIENCE? Hey, Mr. Selenski? Did you ever think of that??? It’s a mandatory course! We’re not taking it because we WANT 2.

And get this. My horoscope this week is right on, as usual. It says I can’t continue to ignore the project that’s been left undone. Can you believe it? It’s like it’s directed exclusively at me. Do all geminis have science projects they haven’t started yet? I don’t think so. Okay, it can be argued that the word project could be interpreted in different ways. But still, you can’t convince me there’s no truth to this stuff. Take this week’s cancer forecast. (Are any of you cancers? UGLY word.) Your mood is totally upbeat. Your boss loves you for being innovative and a team leader. That is so NOT me. I don’t even have a boss.

My horoscope also says I should shift my reaction to things. Fine. I’ll just pretend that science is really cool. That I just can’t wait 2 do a research assignment. That there are so many INTERESTING things I can study…

Not.

Science sucks.

Help!

Kaleigh

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From: starlight

To: cosmicgirl

Subject: Re: calling all science 10 victims

Hey Kaleigh, how about a project to determine which lipstick has the most stick? U could choose 5 different brands, apply them, then kiss your favourite guy for, say … 5 minutes apiece. The one (lipstick — not guy) that’s still on at the end wins — assuming u still care after 5 minutes of kissing!!

You’re right. It’s a bit lame. Okay … how abou … which zit cream works the best? Yes? Mind u, it would be hard to find a control group. I can hear u now. "Okay zits. You, over here, the cluster on the chin—you’re the control group and u only get air and water. Now, u, the cluster on the forehead, you get product A … and u —over here, around the nose … product B.

No? You’re right. U probably don’t even have zits. That’s the trouble with this distantstudybuddies connection — we have no idea what each other looks like! Okay, how about … which tampon is the most absorbent? All us girls have to deal with that!

Okay, I’ve got it. You could investigate which love potion (the ones they sell at those sex shops) is the hottest. Or which tastes the best. Do u think Mr. S. will go for that? I bet he’s pretty hot! :) (Has anyone ever met him? Is he for real???)

Just doing my best to help a distantstudybuddy in need.

Shari

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From: 2good4u

To: cosmicgirl

Subject: Re: calling all science 10 victims

Kaleigh? R u blind?? U ARE SO interested in science already! Do your report on astrology. i can’t believe i have to point that out 2 u.

2good

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From: cosmicgirl

To: 2good4u

Subject: Re: calling all science 10 victims

Is astrology really a science?

Kaleigh

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From: 2good4u

To: cosmicgirl

Subject: Re: calling all science 10 victims

Of course it is. Anything with ology at the end has 2 b science.

2good

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From: cosmicgirl

To: 2good4u

Subject: Re: calling all science 10 victims

You’re right! How could I not see that?? It’s a COSMIC science, 2 PERFECT for me! I could do research on how horoscopes are created … but what about an experiment? Somehow I’d have to prove that astrology makes sense. That by studying the planets and stuff, astrologers can forecast the kind of day/week/year u are going to have. That the forecasts are accurate …

I know! I’ll get some of our distantstudybuddies to help me. They can keep track of how accurate their forecasts are …

All of a sudden I’m excited about this. Go figure!

But first, Mr. Selenski.

Thanks, 2good! You’re a lifesaver!

Kaleigh

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From: 2good4u

To: cosmicgirl

Subject: Re: calling all science 10 victims

They don’t call me 2good for nothing.

U r welcome.

2good

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From: cosmicgirl

To: jselenski

Subject: Science Research Assignment

Dear Mr. Selenski,

For my Science Research Assignment, I would like to study astrology. I will write a report on how astrology works, and I’ll set up an experiment proving that horoscopes are not just light entertainment.

Yours in science,

Kaleigh Wyse

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From: jselenski

To: cosmicgirl

Subject: Re: Science Research Assignment

Dear Kaleigh,

Although this topic may be amusing, I don’t take the study of astrology seriously, nor do I think you should. Kindly choose another topic.

Mr. J. Selenski

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From: cosmicgirl

To: jselenski

Subject: Re: Science Research Assignment

Dear Mr. Selenski,

According to my dictionary, astrology is the study of the movements and the relative positions of celestial bodies (that’s planets and stuff, in case you didn’t know) interpreted as an influence on human affairs. It assembles random bits of the universe in which you live into a pattern that makes sense. Mr. Selenski, astrology is studied by millions of people and has been for thousands of years and in lots of different cultures! For this reason, I hope you will reconsider and let me study it for my term research paper. Please!

Thanks in advance!

Kaleigh Wyse

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From: jselenski

To: cosmicgirl

Subject: Re: Science Research Assignment

Dear Kaleigh,

Although you