Sherlock Holmes and The Case of The Bulgarian Codex

Chapter I

IN WHICH WE DINE AT SIMPSON’S

SNORTING and champing at the bit like a high-strung warhorse, the Orient Express stayed its departure from the Gare de Strasbourg while Sherlock Holmes and I flung ourselves from a five-glass landau and clambered into the private cars of the Prince Regnant of Bulgaria. Our boxes tumbled in behind us. It was late on a Friday afternoon in April, in the year 1900. The case of the Bulgarian Codex had commenced. With a minatory scream the immense train pulled away on its long journey to Stamboul. Soon Paris was left behind. Without noise or jerk we were going fifty miles per hour without seeming to move.

Hardly two days earlier we found a visitor of European fame within the walls of our humble room in Baker Street, a being so utterly unusual in personality and mentality that I remember him in precise detail to this day, despite the passage of many chaotic and adventurous years.

I was seated at my writing-desk at 221B Baker Street putting the final touches to our most recent case for the Strand Magazine, with no more a thought about a fractious Balkan state than for the industrious navigators repairing the canals of Mars. The winter, never severe in the centre of London, was on the cusp of a warm and exhilarating spring. I looked across the garden to the back wall which leads into Mortimer Street. More than once, in fear of attack from Baker Street, Holmes and I made a quick exit by that route. Observing the unfurling leaves on the mighty London planes it was impossible to know we would soon be risking life and limb in a faraway country about which I - and most of the civilised world - knew or cared nothing. By early afternoon I would finish the manuscript, throw my pen at the wall as was my custom on completing each new chronicle, and take a comfortable stroll to the editor’s offices on Southampton Street. It would then be up to the Strand’s Art editor to commission a few simple line drawings from the established artist Mr. Sidney Paget.

Holmes came up the stairs at his customary three-at-a-time. He put his head around the door, a Coutts cheque flapping in his hand.

‘My dear Watson,’ he said in a most affable tone. ‘Courtesy of the mid-day post, the Duchess of Timau has at last settled her account. Name any restaurant in the whole of London and allow me to invite you to dine there this evening. Shall we say a fish-dinner at The Ship, in Greenwich?’

The invitation came as a welcome surprise. When fortune smiles on me I will lay out two days’ Army pension on partridge or an over-ripe pheasant at one of my clubs, or, for a special treat, Rother Rabbit with broccoli followed by Lady Pettus’ biscakes. Holmes, by contrast, even when he is the honoured guest of a wealthy client, has been known to call for a tin of his favourite over-salted Benitez corned beef.

‘Holmes, I accept this rare invitation,’ I replied, and added, ‘with alacrity.’

‘And if not The Ship, the place for our celebratory meal?’ Holmes pursued.

‘If you really do mean any restaurant in the whole of London I shall choose Simpson’s Grand Cigar Divan.’

‘A fine choice,’ Holmes acknowledged cheerily.

At seven o’ clock that evening, Simpson’s head waiter led us to a table overlooking the Strand. The window commanded a fine sweep of the Vaudeville and Strand theatres, busy beyond measure. Many famous men had sat here, not least Gladstone and most of the greatest authors of our time. Each Feast of All Souls, Charles Dickens booked this same table with fellow members of the Everlasting Club to discuss the occult, Egyptian magic and second sight.

We selected our meal from the superb bill of fare. After a suitable time the Chef appeared, walking imposingly alongside the lesser mortal propelling a silver dinner wagon. Holmes ordered slices of beef carved from large joints, with a due portion of fat. At a price well beyond my usual range, I partook of the smoked salmon, a signature dish of the establishment. For dessert, we chose the Grand Cigar Divan’s famous treacle sponge with a dressing of Madagascan vanilla custard.

As we progressed, Holmes’s mood became pensive. I enquired. He responded with a sigh.

‘Watson, I pine for change. While you attend to the Dark Arts, writing your chronicles, I sit in desolation waiting for the next ring of the door-bell. Our adventures of late have been somewhat parochial, summoned hither and thither to one or other bijou villa in a London suburb or English village. My study of chemistry and a new combination of gases is not enough. I am in the mood for something more exotic.’

‘Perhaps it is the effect of a new Century or this wonderful spring weather?’ I offered. ‘The season of unrest and change. It makes all Nature restless.’

‘Think what events are taking place elsewhere while we live out our tidy lives in Baker Street,’ my fellow-lodger went on, unheeding. ‘In Paris and Vienna it is the era of the Rothschilds, of brilliant cotillions and tableaux vivants. The Strausses conduct orchestras at Court balls. And ballooning - ballooning is becoming the fashion. Even that court actress, Katharina Schratt, has made three ascents.’

Although on the present occasion he was in a black sack coat and stiff collar, and looked eminently respectable, to listen to our landlady’s sighs as she dusted and brushed and wiped at such knick-knacks as a huge barbed-headed spear, a bear’s skull, a wall-plaque of the great Jewish fighter Dan Mendoza, rated by Holmes as the Father of the pugilistic science, a carving of the demi-god Maui, a harpoon engraved SS SEA UNICORN Dundee, a pair of seal’s paws and the tennis rackets and cricket gear he last employed in his short time at Oxford and Cambridge, tidy was not the word I would have used to describe Holmes’s life. Not even the large, cracked blue-and-white plate looted at the siege of Alexandria in 1882 by the son of one of my elderly patients or the butter-dish was immune from the residues of his chemical experiments.

‘Holmes,’ I began, laying down my napkin with a smile. ‘Surely you cannot be bored so soon? The greatest figures of our time welcome you to their tables. Only a fortnight has passed since you solved the case I shall title The Adventure of the Tall Man. How you deduced the imprints below the window were from stilts and not the legs of a ladder still escapes me.’

‘Watson, I value your effort to console me with my notoriety but I insist that every morning one must win a victory and every evening we must fight the good fight to retain our place. The crisis once over, the actors pass for ever out of our lives. For the moment the future seems more than unusually uncertain.’

To cheer him I responded, ‘Who knows when the next knock at our door or telegram will come, summoning us to the scene of another baffling crime?’

A small tureen sitting apart from the magnificent silverware on our table came to Holmes’s attention. We summoned the waiter. With the utmost earnestness he said he knew nothing about it. I pulled the tureen towards me and lifted the cover. Inside lay an envelope marked ‘Sherlock Holmes, Esq.’. It contained a sheet of pink-tinted note-paper upon which, in a scribbled hand, were inscribed the words: ‘I shall come to your premises at five o’ clock on matters of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated.’

I passed the note to Holmes. ‘Our recent successes have made us incautious,’ he remarked ruefully. ‘That tureen could as easily have served up a parboiled swamp adder.’ In a satisfied tone, he added, ‘Yet I deduce that the man who sent it is an opportunist, not an enemy with threats on our person in mind. To judge by the peremptory message he is accustomed to having his own way. And this note-paper. He is a man of some means. Such paper could not be bought under half a crown a packet.’

He returned the page to me. ‘See how peculiarly strong and stiff it is. Look at the watermark,’ he continued. ‘It is not an English paper at all. Your encouraging words may be coming true.’

Chapter II

IN WHICH WE MEET A ROYAL PERSONAGE

BACK at our Baker Street lodgings, having dined, wined, and conversed at Simpson’s to a most heart-warming degree, I went to my bed leaving Holmes stooping over a retort and a test-tube. I fell at once into a peaceful sleep. It seemed hardly a minute passed before I awoke to a tapping at my door. Holmes was calling to me in a low urgent tone.

‘Watson, if you can spare the time I should be very glad of your company.’

It was pitch black. Only very gradually my misty brain took the words in.

I peered in the direction of the voice. ‘Holmes,’ I balked, ‘are we on fire?’ I struck a match and looked at my watch. ‘Heavens, my dear fellow, it’s half past four in the morning!’

‘Join me at our windows in ten minutes,’ came the reply. ‘I remind you our prospective client promised to arrive at five o’ clock.’

‘Whoever left the letter for us surely meant the more civilised hour of five in the afternoon!’ I protested.

‘My friend,’ came the amused reply, ‘no-one who commands Ariel to deliver his messages would come to our lodgings at five in the afternoon! At that hour half the world is out and about on Baker Street. A vital wish for privacy must bring our client here under the cover of a moonless night.’

I had hardly joined my fellow-lodger by a newly-lighted fire before his hand shot up. He glanced at me like a Baluchi hound. ‘Hark! If I am not mistaken, our man arrives early. L’exactitude est la politesse des rois. A motorised barouche is about to halt at our door.’

Galvanised, we hurried to a window and parted the blinds. A taxi, a Panhard-Levassor landaulet, approached the kerb, the folding top raised against a blustery shower. Even before the vehicle came to a stop the kerb-side door swung open. A remarkable apparition emerged.

It was not the man’s height, though considerable, which caught my immediate attention but his extraordinary attire. A black vizard mask concealed the upper part of his face, extending down past the cheekbones. Heavy bands of black astrakhan were slashed across the sleeves and fronts of a double-breasted coat. An Egyptian-blue cloak lined with flame-coloured silk was thrown over his shoulders. Boots extended halfway up his calves, trimmed at the tops with rich brown fur, completing a deliberate impression of barbaric opulence.

Readers may be familiar with A Scandal in Bohemia, the first of our cases published in the Strand, where a Royal personage clad in identical fashion sprang upon us in our modest lodgings like a puma launching from a Brazil Nut tree in the Mato Grosso.

A Scandal In Bohemia remains a cherished memory. I am reminded of the chronicle by the occasional glimpse of a magnificent snuffbox of old gold, with a great amethyst in the centre of the lid, presented to Holmes by the King.

‘Holmes,’ I exclaimed. ‘The Hereditary King of Bohemia has returned!’

My companion took his eyes from the Panhard-Levassor landaulet and gave a mocking laugh. ‘Watson, how well this story festers in the back of your cerebellum! While he is undoubtedly tall, our present visitor cannot be more than six feet one inch in height, whereas the King of Bohemia was hardly less than six feet six inches, with the chest and limbs of a Hercules. Clearly our visitor is acquainted with your chronicles. I suspect he has more on his mind than this masquerade if he has persisted in coming to our door in an April storm.’

While Holmes spoke, a short exchange was taking place between our startled landlady and the visitor. We fell back into our chairs by the fire.

Mrs. Hudson’s familiar knock was followed by the door flying open. The apparition strode in, the cloak secured at the neck with a cameo habille, the carved woman’s neck adorned by a tiny diamond necklace. To Mrs. Hudson’s discomfit, with a quick placement of a hand the stranger turned her quickly around, pressing the door shut behind her.

I sprang out of my chair.

‘Why, Holmes,’ I gasped, pointing towards our visitor in mock surprise, ‘I do declare it is none other than the Hereditary King of Bohemia who honours us once again.’

Our visitor tore off the mask, waving aside my offer of brandy. Beneath fair,