Food Jokes: Funny Jokes About Food!
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Funny and Hilarious Food Jokes
Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.
Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about food. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. They say not to play with your food, but I think this is one exception. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.
Jokes from this funny book...
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!
HAHA!
Q: What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A: Fruit punch!
LOL!
Q: How do you make a hamburger hula?
A: Order fries and a shake!
HAHA!
Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty?
A: Call it a meatball!
LOL!
Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
A: Keeps everyone away!
HAHA!
Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up!
Funny Food Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)
-150+ funny jokes!
-Excellent for early and beginning readers
-Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
-Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
-Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Your Food!
This funny joke book is full of funny food jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.
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Johnny B. Laughing
Making folks laugh since 2013!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing enjoys jokes, pranks, and making other people laugh. His MASSIVE collection of joke books has sold tens of thousands of copies all over the world!Sign up for The Joke King's Club and get a FREE joke book today!
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Food Jokes - Johnny B. Laughing
Food Jokes
Johnny B. Laughing, The Joke King
Funny Jokes for Kids
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