A Handful of Stars

Billy Roche

A HANDFUL OF

STARS

NICK HERN BOOKS

London

www.nickhernbooks.co.uk

Contents

Original Production

Characters

Setting

A Handful of Stars

About the Author

Copyright and Performing Rights Information

A Handful of Stars was first performed at the Bush Theatre, London, on 15 February 1988. The play was later produced by Theatre503, and performed at Theatre503, London, on 30 April 2014. The cast was as follows:

Characters

JIMMY, a good-looking, tough boy of seventeen or so.

TONY, Jimmy’s sidekick. A shy, gauche lad.

CONWAY, a big-mouthed know-all of about thirty-three or -four who acts older than his years.

PADDY, an old man who is the caretaker of the club.

STAPLER, a strong, lively man of thirty-three or -four.

LINDA, an attractive girl of seventeen or so.

SWAN, a wily detective.

Setting

The play is set in a scruffy pool hall. There is a pool table, a jukebox, a pot-bellied stove and a one-armed bandit. There are three doors – one leading to the street, one to the toilet and the other leads into the back room where the older, privileged members go. Entrance to the back room is slightly elevated and there is a glass panel in the door through which the caretaker can keep an eye out over his domain. Along one wall there is a long bench and a blackboard and a cue stand and all the usual paraphernalia that can be found in a club of this sort.

The story takes place in a small town somewhere in Ireland. The first act has a time span of about two weeks. The second act takes place the following month, in the course of one night.

ACT ONE

Scene One

The Club with PADDY opening up the awkward window shutters. When this is done he gets some cue chalk from an old wooden box perched on the ledge and lays three or four squares along the pool table, evenly spaced apart. Then he gets a bottle of Dettol from the cardboard box under the seat and begins sprinkling it around the place, going in through the toilet door to sprinkle some in there, flushing the toilet, coming back coughing, tossing the empty bottle into the waste paper basket. Now he stands and takes a good look at the place, raising up his peaked cap with his thumb and scratching his head. We hear someone knocking on the door and shouting out PADDY’s name. When PADDY does eventually open the front door JIMMY and TONY come rushing in, both of them trying to make it first to the pool table, nearly knocking poor PADDY down in the rush.

PADDY (annoyed). Mind up there the hell out of that. (He sees the two boys tugging for the best cue.) Hey cut out the trickactin’ there now.

TONY gives up the struggle and settles for the bad cue.

JIMMY (putting in the money). What kept yeh Paddy? We thought you were after goin’ on strike. Set ’em up there Tony. Were you at the pictures or what Paddy? Heads or harps?

PADDY (still going about his business, doing little jobs). Yeah. I went up as far as the first house.

TONY. I’m breakin’ Jimmy. You broke last night.

JIMMY. Heads or harps?

TONY. Heads.

JIMMY (tosses the coin onto the back of his hand). Hard luck. Ha ha ha . . . set ’em up. Was it any use Paddy?

PADDY (standing on the chair to turn on the outside lights). Naw.

JIMMY (chalking his cue). Hey Tony straighten ’em up there a bit will yeh? Now you’re learnin’. Come out of me way now.

JIMMY belts the ball into the bunch a little too aggressively for PADDY’s liking.

PADDY. Hey boy, be careful there.

JIMMY. What’s wrong with yeh Paddy?

PADDY. That’s a brand new cloth on that table. Tear it and it’ll cost yeh.

JIMMY. Will you go away and don’t be annoyin’ yourself Paddy.

PADDY stops in his tracks and throws the boy a dirty look. JIMMY doesn’t even bother to respond. PADDY goes across to the door leading into the back room and pulls the keys out of his pocket. When he opens up the door TONY’s head whips around. PADDY goes inside and TONY rambles over to take a peep in at the room. PADDY closes the door over in his face. JIMMY, spying that TONY is miles away, tries to steal an extra shot.

TONY. Hey Jimmy it’s my shot. What are you wantin’, them all or somethin’?

JIMMY. My go. I just potted a ball didn’t I?

TONY. Where?

JIMMY (chancing his arm). Look come out of me way will yeh.

TONY. You did in me shit pot a ball. Go away yeh chancer.

JIMMY (conceding). Alright then, go on.

TONY. I’m not coddin’ yeh boy you’re the biggest chancer I ever met. I’m goin’ to keep an eye on you in future. How am I supposed to play with this auld yoke anyway?

JIMMY. Look stop whingein’ and fire.

TONY. I don’t see why I should always end up with the bad cue.

PADDY comes out of the back room carrying a toilet roll. JIMMY has played a record on the jukebox. PADDY winces, puts the toilet roll on the ledge and goes across to plug out the jukebox. It stops with a jerk.

JIMMY. Hey Paddy, what’s goin’ on?

PADDY (climbing from his knees). You know well enough that you’re not allowed to play the jukebox after half eight.

JIMMY. But sure yeh weren’t here Paddy, were yeh?

PADDY. Yeh know the rules.

JIMMY. But sure how am I supposed to play the jukebox if the