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The Cat Operator's Manual: Getting the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit
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Get the most out of your domestic cat with this helpful and handy Cuddle Unit 5™ operating instruction manual.
The Cat Operator's Manual is a fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with assembly, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet. We recommend that you read these operating instructions thoroughly to quickly become acquainted with your Cuddle Unit 5™ and enjoy all of its features.
In these pages, you'll find many useful tips and information concerning your safety, how to care for your Cuddle Unit 5™, and how to maintain Cuddle Unit 5™’s interest in you, including:
With tongue-in-cheek advice and spot-on illustrations that feel just like browsing a real user manual, this book gets two opposable thumbs up. We hope you enjoy your Cuddle Unit 5™ and wish you safe and pleasant petting.
Thank you for choosing Cuddle Unit 5™—we value your trust in us.
UNBEATABLE GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: This cheeky manual makes a fantastic present for all the cat ladies, cat moms, cat dads, and cat people in your life. There's even a bonus sticker sheet inside!
PLAYFUL AND UNIQUE MUST-HAVE: Packaged to look like a vintage operating manual, The Cat Operator's Manual takes cats to a whole new level. For anyone who ever wished their cats could come with instructions—now they do!
SILLY YET PRACTICAL CAT FACTS BOOK: This humorous manual stems from real information about cats, such as what triggers their zoomies, why they need to lay in the sun without moving an inch for hours, and why they may leave you unwelcome treats in unexpected places.
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The Cat Operator's Manual is a fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with assembly, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet. We recommend that you read these operating instructions thoroughly to quickly become acquainted with your Cuddle Unit 5™ and enjoy all of its features.
In these pages, you'll find many useful tips and information concerning your safety, how to care for your Cuddle Unit 5™, and how to maintain Cuddle Unit 5™’s interest in you, including:
- Decipher your Cuddle Unit 5™'s Mood Mode Indicator.
- Understand when your unit is in Eco Mode and when it's time for Solar Charging.
- Learn more about how Turbo Mode is activated.
- Read up on how your Cuddle Unit 5™ will interface with robotic vacuum cleaners and recreational catnip.
With tongue-in-cheek advice and spot-on illustrations that feel just like browsing a real user manual, this book gets two opposable thumbs up. We hope you enjoy your Cuddle Unit 5™ and wish you safe and pleasant petting.
Thank you for choosing Cuddle Unit 5™—we value your trust in us.
UNBEATABLE GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: This cheeky manual makes a fantastic present for all the cat ladies, cat moms, cat dads, and cat people in your life. There's even a bonus sticker sheet inside!
PLAYFUL AND UNIQUE MUST-HAVE: Packaged to look like a vintage operating manual, The Cat Operator's Manual takes cats to a whole new level. For anyone who ever wished their cats could come with instructions—now they do!
SILLY YET PRACTICAL CAT FACTS BOOK: This humorous manual stems from real information about cats, such as what triggers their zoomies, why they need to lay in the sun without moving an inch for hours, and why they may leave you unwelcome treats in unexpected places.
Perfect for:
- Cat lovers
- Gift-giving from the cat, for first-time cat owners, or to celebrate a pet adoption
- Engineers, technical writers, and anyone who enjoys spending time with a good operations manual
- Fans of quirky books and popular animal humor books such as I Could Pee on This, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, and How to Pet a Cat
LanguageEnglish
PublisherChronicle Books Digital
Release dateMar 18, 2025
ISBN9781797234991
Author
Queen Olivia III
Queen Olivia III has built a dedicated Twitter (now X) following of over 23,000 cat lovers in the course of sharing a whimsical narrative about living with late cat Sophie on a space station. Queen Olivia has also garnered acting credits in television and modeling features in various magazines and advertising campaigns. They are a frequent participant in Drag Queen Story Times at local libraries and Pride Week events in schools. Queen Olivia III split time between California and New Zealand.
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