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TERRY McKAY Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER Twentieth Century Fox, 1957 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Deborah Kerr Delmer Daves, Leo McCarey Leo McCarey Jerry Wald
CHARLIE ALLNUT A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature. ROSE SAYER "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put into this world to rise above.
THE AFRICAN QUEEN United Artists, 1951 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn James Agee, John Huston John Huston S. P. Eagle (Sam Spiegel)
TED STRIKER Surely you can't be serious. DR. RUMACK I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCERS Robert Hays, Leslie Nielsen Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Jon Davison, Howard W. Koch
STEVE McCROSKEY Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCERS Lloyd Bridges Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Jon Davison, Howard W. Koch
CAPT. OVEUR You ever been in a cockpit before? JOEY No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. CAPT. OVEUR You ever seen a grown man naked?
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCERS Peter Graves, Rossie Harris Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Jon Davison, Howard W. Koch
James Cameron, David Giler, Walter Hill James Cameron Gale Anne Hurd
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PAUL And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT Universal, 1930 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Lew Ayres George Abbott, Maxwell Anderson, Del Andrews Lewis Milestone Carl Laemmle, Jr.
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RICKY FITTS Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
AMERICAN BEAUTY DreamWorks, 1999 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Wes Bentley Alan Ball Sam Mendes Bruce Cohen, Dan Jinks
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CAPT. JEFFREY T. SPAULDING One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
ANIMAL CRACKERS Paramount, 1930 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR Groucho Marx Morrie Ryskind Victor Heerman
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ANNA CHRISTIE Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
ANNA CHRISTIE MGM, 1930 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Greta Garbo Frances Marion Clarence Brown Clarence Brown
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ALVY SINGER I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
ANNIE HALL United Artists, 1977 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Woody Allen Woddy Allen, Marshall Brickman Woody Allen Charles H. Joffe
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LT. COL. BILL KILGORE I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW United Artists, 1979 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Robert Duvall Francis Ford Coppola, John Milius Francis Ford Coppola Francis Ford Coppola
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ARTHUR BACH I'm going to take a bath. HOBSON I'll alert the media.
ARTHUR Warner Bros., 1981 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Dudley Moore, John Gielgud Steve Gordon Steve Gordon Robert Greenhut
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LOU PASCAL Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
ATLANTIC CITY Paramount, 1980 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Burt Lancaster John Guare Louis Malle Denis Hroux
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MAME DENNIS Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
AUNTIE MAME Warner Bros., 1958 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Rosalind Russell Betty Comden, Adolph Green Morton DaCosta Morton DaCosta
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BACK TO THE FUTURE Universal, 1985 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS
Christopher Lloyd Bob Gale, Robert Zemeckis Robert Zemeckis Neil Canton, Bob Gale
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SUGARPUSS O'SHEA I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk!
BALL OF FIRE RKO, 1941 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Barbara Stanwyck Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder Howard Hawks Samuel Goldwyn
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THE JOKER Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
BATMAN Warner Bros., 1989 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Jack Nicholson Sam Hamm, Warren Skaaren Tim Burton Peter Guber, Jon Peters
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VIVIAN RUTLEDGE I don't like your manners. PHILIP MARLOWE I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings.
THE BIG SLEEP Warner Bros., 1946 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart William Faulkner, Leigh Brackett, Jules Furthman Howard Hawks Howard Hawks
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BILL/TED Excellent!
BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Orion, 1989 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves Chris Matheson, Ed Solomon Stephen Herek Scott Kroopf, Michael S. Murphey, Joel Soisson
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ROY BATTY I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
BLADE RUNNER Warner Bros., 1982 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Rutger Hauer Hampton Fancher, David Webb Peoples Ridley Scott Michael Deeley
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Spencer Tracy Dore Schary, John Meehan Norman Taurog John W. Considine, Jr.
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WILLIAM WALLACE They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
BRAVEHEART Paramount, 1995 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Mel Gibson Randall Wallace Mel Gibson Mel Gibson, Alan Ladd, Jr., Bruce Davey
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PRINCIPAL RICHARD VERNON Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB Universal, 1985 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Paul Gleason John Hughes John Hughes John Hughes, Ned Tanen
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Madness.
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI Columbia, 1957 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Donald Pierre Boulle (Carl Foreman, Michael Wilson) David Lean Sam Spiegel
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DR. DAVID HUXLEY It isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you; but, well, there haven't been any quiet moments!
BRINGING UP BABY RKO, 1938 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Cary Grant Dudley Nichols, Hagar Wilde Howard Hawks Cliff Reid
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AARON ALTMAN I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
BROADCAST NEWS Twentieth Century Fox, 1987 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Albert Brooks James L. Brooks James L. Brooks James L. Brooks
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VIRGINIA HILL Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?
BUGSY TriStar, 1991 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Annette Bening James Toback Barry Levinson Warren Beatty, Mark Johnson, Barry Levinson
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CRASH DAVIS ...I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
BULL DURHAM Orion, 1988 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Kevin Costner Ron Shelton Ron Shelton Thom Mount, Mark Burg
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BUTCH CASSIDY Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID Twentieth Century Fox, 1969 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Paul Newman William Goldman George Roy Hill John Foreman
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GLORIA WANDROUS Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
BUTTERFIELD 8 MGM, 1960 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Elizabeth Taylor John Michael Hayes, Charles Schnee Daniel Mann Pandro S. Berman
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MADGE NORWOOD I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
CABIN IN THE COTTON Warner Bros., 1932 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR Bette Davis Paul Green Michael Curtiz
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CARL SPACKLER Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK Orion, 1980 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Bill Murray Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney Harold Ramis Douglas Kenney
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RICK BLAINE Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
CASABLANCA Warner Bros., 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Humphrey Bogart Julius J. Epstein, Philip G. Espstein, Howard Koch Michael Curtiz Hal B. Wallis
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RICK BLAINE Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
CASABLANCA Warner Bros., 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Humphrey Bogart Julius J. Epstein, Philip G. Espstein, Howard Koch Michael Curtiz Hal B. Wallis
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MICHAEL KELLY For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf? Didn't you hear 'em? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
CHAMPION Universal, 1949 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Kirk Douglas Carl Foreman Mark Robson Stanley Kramer
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DR. WILBUR LARCH Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.
THE CIDER HOUSE RULES Miramax, 1999 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Michael Caine John Irving Lasse Hallstrm Richard N. Gladstein
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MITCH ROBBINS Hi, Curly, kill anyone today? CURLY Day ain't over yet.
CITY SLICKERS Columbia, 1991 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Billy Crystal, Jack Palance Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel Ron Underwood Irby Smith
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SHUG I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
THE COLOR PURPLE Warner Bros., 1985 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Margaret Avery Menno Meyjes Steven Spielberg Steven Spielberg , Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall, Quincy Jones
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HUBERT HAWKINS The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
THE COURT JESTER Paramount, 1956 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCERS Danny Kaye Norman Panama, Melvin Frank Norman Panama, Melvin Frank Norman Panama, Melvin Frank
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Closer!
DR. HUGO Z. HACKENBUSH If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.
A DAY AT THE RACES MGM, 1937 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Esther Muir, Groucho Marx Robert Pirosh, George Seaton, George Oppenheimer Sam Wood Sam Wood
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THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL Twentieth Century Fox, 1951 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Patricia Neal Edmund H. North Robert Wise Julian Blaustein
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DAVID WOODERSON That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
DAZED AND CONFUSED Universal, 1993 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Matthew McConaughey Richard Linklater Richard Linklater Sean Daniel, James Jack, Richard Linklater
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JOHN KEATING Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. lives extraordinary.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY Touchstone, 1989 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Robin Williams Tom Schulman Peter Weir Steven Haft, Paul Junger Witt, Tony Thomas
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ANNE FRANK (V.0.) In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK Twentieth Century Fox, 1959 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Millie Perkins (voice) Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett George Stevens George Stevens
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KITTY I was reading a book the other day. CARLOTTA Reading a book? KITTY Yes. It's all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? CARLOTTA Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
DINNER AT EIGHT MGM, 1933 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Jean Harlow, Marie Dressler Frances Marion, Herman J. Mankiewicz George Cukor David O. Selznick
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HARRY CALLAHAN You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
DIRTY HARRY Warner Bros., 1971 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Clint Eastwood Harry Julian Fink, Rita M. Fink, Dean Riesner Don Siegel Don Siegel
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DA MAYOR Always do the right thing. MOOKIE That's it? DA MAYOR That's it. MOOKIE I got it, I'm gone.
DO THE RIGHT THING Universal, 1989 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Ossie Davis, Spike Lee Spike Lee Spike Lee Spike Lee, Monty Ross
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Attica!
DOG DAY AFTERNOON Warner Bros., 1975 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS
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PHYLLIS There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. 45 miles an hour. WALTER How fast was I going, officer? PHYLLIS I'd say around 90. WALTER Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket. PHYLLIS Suppose I let you off with a warning this time. WALTER Suppose it doesn't take. PHYLLIS Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles. WALTER Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder. PHYLLIS Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder. WALTER That tears it...
DOUBLE INDEMNITY Paramount, 1944 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Barbara Stanwyck, Fred MacMurray Billy Wilder, Raymond Chandler Billy Wilder Joseph Sistrom
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Bond.
DR. NO United Artists, 1962 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS
Sean Connery Richard Maibaum, Johanna Harwood, Berkely Mather Terence Young Albert R. Broccoli, Harry Saltzman
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PRESIDENT MERKIN MUFFLEY Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! the War Room!
DR. STRANGELOVE Columbia, 1964 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Peter Sellers Stanley Kubrick, Terry Southern, Peter George Stanley Kubrick Stanley Kubrick
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COUNT DRACULA Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
DRACULA Universal, 1931 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Bela Lugosi Garrett Fort Tod Browning Carl Laemmle, Jr.
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RUFUS T. FIREFLY Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
DUCK SOUP Paramount, 1933 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Groucho Marx Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby Leo McCarey Herman J. Mankiewicz
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RUFUS T. FIREFLY I could dance with you til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home.
DUCK SOUP Paramount, 1933 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Groucho Marx Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby Leo McCarey Herman J. Mankiewicz
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RUFUS T. FIREFLY I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. CHICOLINI Ill tell you what Ill do. and ten in Woolworth.
DUCK SOUP Paramount, 1933 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR Groucho Marx, Chico Marx Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby Leo McCarey
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E. T. T. phone home.
E. T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL Universal, 1982 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Joe Welsh (voice) Melissa Mathison Steven Spielberg Kathleen Kennedy, Steven Spielberg
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Peter Fonda Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper, Terry Southern Dennis Hopper Peter Fonda
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Linda Blair, Mercedes McCambridge (voice) William Peter Blatty William Friedkin William Peter Blatty
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FERRIS BUELLER Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Paramount, 1986 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Matthew Broderick John Hughes John Hughes John Hughes, Tom Jacobson
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TYLER DURDEN First rule of Fight Club is -- you do not talk about Fight Club.
FIGHT CLUB Twentieth Century Fox, 1999 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Brad Pitt Jim Uhls David Fincher Art Linson, Ross Grayson Bell, Cean Chaffin
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BOBBY DUPEA Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. WAITRESS You want me to hold the chicken, huh? BOBBY DUPEA I want you to hold it between your knees.
FIVE EASY PIECES Columbia, 1970 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR Jack Nicholson, Lorna Thayer Adrien Joyce, Bob Rafelson Bob Rafelson
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Help me!
THE FLY Twentieth Century Fox, 1958 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER
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Be afraid.
THE FLY Twentieth Century Fox, 1986 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER
Geena Davis David Cronenberg, Charles Edward Pogue David Cronenberg Stuart Cornfeld
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MARIA I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS Paramount, 1943 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Ingrid Bergman Dudley Nichols Sam Wood Sam Wood
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FORREST GUMP My mama always said, Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
FORREST GUMP Paramount, 1994 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Tom Hanks Eric Roth Robert Zemeckis Wendy Finerman, Steve Starkey, Steve Tisch
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JULIAN MARSH Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
42ND STREET Warner Bros., 1933 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Warner Baxter Rian James, James Seymour Lloyd Bacon Darryl F. Zanuck
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REGGIE HAMMOND I'm your worst fucking nightmare, man! A nigger with a badge.
48 HOURS Paramount, 1982 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Eddie Murphy Roger Spottiswoode, Walter Hill, Larry Gross, Steven E. De Souza Walter Hill Lawrence Gordon, Joel Silver
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FREAKS Gooble gooble, gooble gooble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
FREAKS MGM, 1932 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Ensemble Willis Goldbeck, Leon Gordon, Edgar Allan Woolf, Al Boasberg Tod Browning Tod Browning
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JIMMY 'POPEYE' DOYLE When's the last time you picked your feet, Willy? Who's your connection, Willy? What's his name? I've got a man in Poughkeepsie who wants to talk to you. You ever been to Poughkeepsie?
THE FRENCH CONNECTION Twentieth Century Fox, 1971 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Gene Hackman Ernest Tidyman William Friedkin Philip D'Antoni
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CRAIG/SMOKEY Damn!
FRIDAY New Line Cinema, 1995 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Chris Tucker, Ice Cube Ice Cube, D. J. Pooh F. Gary Gray Patricia Charbonnet
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EVELYN COUCH Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES Universal, 1991 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Kathy Bates Fannie Flagg, Carol Sobieski Jon Avnet Jon Avnet, Jordan Kerner
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MOHANDAS GANDHI If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
GANDHI Columbia, 1982 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Ben Kingsley John Briley Richard Attenborough Richard Attenborough
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PAULA But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!
GASLIGHT MGM, 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Ingrid Bergman John Van Druten, Walter Reisch, John L. Balderston George Cukor Arthur Hornblow, Jr.
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LORELEI I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES Twentieth Century Fox, 1953 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Marilyn Monroe Charles Lederer Howard Hawks Sol C. Siegel
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We came.
GHOSTBUSTERS Columbia, 1984 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER
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GILDA If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
GILDA Columbia, 1946 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Rita Hayworth E. A. Ellington, Joe Eisenger, Marion Parsonnet Charles Vidor Virginia Van Upp
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MAXIMUS Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
GLADIATOR DreamWorks, 2000 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Russell Crowe David H. Franzoni, John Logan, William Nicholson Ridley Scott David H. Franzoni, Branko Lustig, Douglas Wick
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PETE CLEMENZA It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
THE GODFATHER Paramount, 1972 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Richard S. Castellano Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo Francis Ford Coppola Albert S. Ruddy
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MICHAEL CORLEONE I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
THE GODFATHER: PART II Paramount, 1974 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Al Pacino Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo Francis Ford Coppola Francis Ford Coppola
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MICHAEL CORLEONE Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
THE GODFATHER: PART II Paramount, 1974 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Al Pacino Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo Francis Ford Coppola Francis Ford Coppola
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MICHAEL CORLEONE Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
THE GODFATHER: PART III Paramount, 1990 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Al Pacino Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola Francis Ford Coppola Francis Ford Coppola
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A martini.
GOLDFINGER United Artists, 1964 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS
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Warner Bros., 1990 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Joe Pesci Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese Martin Scorsese Irwin Winkler
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BENJAMIN BRADDOCK Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Arent you?
THE GRADUATE Embassy Pictures, 1967 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Dustin Hoffman Buck Henry, Calder Willingham Mike Nichols Lawrence Turman
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TOM JOAD Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
THE GRAPES OF WRATH Twentieth Century Fox, 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Henry Fonda Nunnally Johnson John Ford Darryl F. Zanuck
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THE POLITICIAN If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
THE GREAT McGINTY Paramount, 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER William Demarest Preston Sturges Preston Sturges Preston Sturges
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JOHN WADE PRENTICE You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER Columbia, 1967 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Sidney Poitier William Rose Stanley Kramer Stanley Kramer
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BART TARE We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
GUN CRAZY United Artists, 1949 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS John Dall MacKinlay Kantor, Millard Kaufman (Dalton Trumbo) Joseph H. Lewis Frank King, Maurice King
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MAUDE L-I-V-E! Live! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
HAROLD AND MAUDE Paramount, 1971 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Ruth Gordon Colin Higgins Hal Ashby Charles B. Mulvehill, Colin Higgins
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ELWOOD P. DOWD Well, I've wrestled with reality for thirtyfive years, Doctor, and Im happy to state I finally won out over it.
HARVEY Universal-International, 1950 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Stewart Mary Chase, Oscar Brodney Henry Koster John Beck
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BARAVELLI You sing-a high. CONNIE BAILEY Yes, I have a falsetto voice. BARAVELLI That's-a funny; my last pupil she got-a false set-a teeth.
HORSE FEATHERS Paramount, 1932 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Chico Marx, Thelma Todd Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, S. J. Perelman, Will B. Johnstone Norman McLeod Adolph Zukor
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HUW MORGAN Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still -- real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY Twentieth Century Fox, 1941 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Roddy McDowall Philip Dunne John Ford Darryl F. Zanuck
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QUASIMODO Sanctuary!
THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME RKO, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Charles Laughton Bruno Frank, Sonya Levien William Dieterle Pandro S. Berman
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TIRA Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
I'M NO ANGEL Paramount, 1933 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Mae West Mae West Wesley Ruggles William LeBaron
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DIXON STEELE I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
IN A LONELY PLACE Columbia, 1950 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Humphrey Bogart Edmund H. North, Andrew Solt Nicholas Ray Robert Lord
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ELLIE ANDREWS Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT Columbia, 1934 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Claudette Colbert Robert Riskin Frank Capra Frank Capra
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GEORGE BAILEY What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE RKO, 1946 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Stewart Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett, Frank Capra Frank Capra Frank Capra
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ZUZU BAILEY Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE RKO, 1946 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Karolyn Grimes Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett, Frank Capra Frank Capra Frank Capra
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JAKIE RABINOWITZ/JACK ROBIN Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!
THE JAZZ SINGER Warner Bros., 1927 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR Al Jolson Alfred A. Cohn Alan Crosland
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CARL DENHAM Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. Beauty killed the Beast.
KING KONG RKO, 1933 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCERS Robert Armstrong James Ashmore Creelman, Ruth Rose Merian C. Cooper, Ernest B. Schoedsack Merian C. Cooper, Ernest B. Schoedsack
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RUPERT PUPKIN Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
THE KING OF COMEDY Twentieth Century Fox, 1983 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Robert De Niro Paul D. Zimmerman Martin Scorsese Arnon Milchan
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CHRISTINA Get me to that bus stop and forget you ever saw me. If we don't make that bus stop MIKE HAMMER We will. CHRISTINA If we dont, remember me.
KISS ME DEADLY United Artists, 1955 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Cloris Leachman, Ralph Meeker A. I. Bezzerides Robert Aldrich Robert Aldrich
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KLUTE Warner Bros., 1971 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Jane Fonda Andy Lewis, Dave Lewis Alan J. Pakula Alan J. Pakula
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KNUTE ROCKNE Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN Warner Bros., 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Pat O'Brien Robert Buckner Lloyd Bacon Hal B. Wallis
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JEAN HARRINGTON I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
THE LADY EVE Paramount, 1941 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Barbara Stanwyck Preston Sturges Preston Sturges Paul Jones
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WALDO LYDECKER In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
LAURA Twentieth Century Fox, 1944 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Clifton Webb Jay Dratler, Samuel Hoffenstein, Betty Reinhardt Otto Preminger Otto Preminger
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T. E. LAWRENCE Sherif Ali, so long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel as you are.
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA Columbia, 1962 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Peter O'Toole Robert Bolt David Lean Sam Spiegel, David Lean
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CESARE ENRICO 'RICO' BANDELLO Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
LITTLE CAESAR First National, 1930 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Edward G. Robinson Francis Edward Faragoh, Robert N. Lee, Robert Lord Mervyn LeRoy Hal B. Wallis
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS New Line Cinema, 2002 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS Andy Serkis Frances Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Stephen Sinclair, Peter Jackson
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THE LOST WEEKEND Paramount, 1945 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Howard Da Silva Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder Billy Wilder Charles Brackett
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MAJ. MARGARET O'HOULIHAN Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.
M*A*S*H Twentieth Century Fox, 1970 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Sally Kellerman Ring Lardner, Jr. Robert Altman Ingo Preminger
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MR. ALBERT OSBORNE Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR Paramount, 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Robert Benchley Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder Billy Wilder Arthur Hornblow, Jr.
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DR. JED HILL You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God.
MALICE Columbia, 1993 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Alec Baldwin Aaron Sorkin, Scott Frank Harold Becker Harold Becker, Charles Mulvehill, Rachel Pfeffer
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MAXWELL SCOTT This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE Paramount, 1962 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Carleton Young James Warner Bellah, Willis Goldbeck John Ford Willis Goldbeck
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ISAAC DAVIS I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
MANHATTAN United Artists, 1979 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Woody Allen Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman Woody Allen Charles H. Joffe
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ANGIE What do you feel like doing tonight? MARTY I dont know, Ange. doing?
MARTY United Artists, 1955 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Joe Mantell, Ernest Borgnine Paddy Chayefsky Delbert Mann Harold Hecht
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ESTHER SMITH I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS MGM, 1944 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Judy Garland Irving Brecher, Fred F. Finklehoffe Vincente Minnelli Arthur Freed
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Robert De Niro James Herzfeld, John Hamburg Jay Roach Jay Roach, Nancy Tenenbaum, Jane Rosenthal, Robert De Niro
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AGENT J You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
MEN IN BLACK Columbia, 1997 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Will Smith Ed Solomon Barry Sonnenfeld Laurie MacDonald, Walter F. Parkes
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IDA CORWIN Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
MILDRED PIERCE Warner Bros., 1945 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Eve Arden Ranald MacDougall Michael Curtiz Jerry Wald
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ENSIGN PULVER Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?
MISTER ROBERTS Warner Bros., 1955 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCER Jack Lemmon Joshua Logan, Frank S. Nugent John Ford, Mervyn LeRoy Leland Hayward
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JUDGE MAY But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN Columbia, 1936 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER H. B. Warner Robert Riskin Frank Capra Frank Capra
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JEFFERSON SMITH I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON Columbia, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Stewart Sidney Buchman Frank Capra Frank Capra
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JEFFERSON SMITH You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON Columbia, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Stewart Sidney Buchman Frank Capra Frank Capra
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VICAR This is the people's war! It is our war! We are the fighters! Fight it, then! Fight it with all that is in us, and may God defend the right.
MRS. MINIVER MGM, 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Henry Wilcoxon Arthur Wimperis, George Froeschel, James Hilton, Claudine West William Wyler William Wyler, Sidney Franklin
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MONA LISA VITO My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married!
MY COUSIN VINNY Twentieth Century Fox, 1992 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR Marisa Tomei Dale Launer Jonathan Lynn
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WYATT EARP Mac, you ever been in love? MAC No, I've been a bartender all my life.
MY DARLING CLEMENTINE Twentieth Century Fox, 1946 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Henry Fonda, J. Farrell MacDonald Samuel G. Engle, Winston Miller John Ford Samuel G. Engel
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CUTHBERT J. TWILLIE Will you take me? FLOWER BELLE LEE I'll take you -- and how.
MY LITTLE CHICKADEE Universal, 1940 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER W. C. Fields, Mae West Mae West, W. C. Fields Edward F. Cline Lester Cowan
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NARRATOR There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
THE NAKED CITY Universal, 1948 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Mark Hellinger (voice) Albert Maltz, Malvin Wald Jules Dassin Mark Hellinger
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NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR John Belushi Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller John Landis
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JOHN 'BLUTO' BLUTARSKY Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS John Belushi Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller John Landis Matty Simmons, Ivan Reitman
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DEAN WORMER Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS John Vernon Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller John Landis Matty Simmons, Ivan Reitman
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HOWARD BEALE I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
NETWORK United Artists, 1976 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Peter Finch Paddy Chayefsky Sidney Lumet Howard Gottfried
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CLOAKROOM GIRL Goodness, what beautiful diamonds! MAUDIE TRIPLETT Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT Paramount, 1932 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR Mae West Vincent Lawrence, Kathryn Scola Archie Mayo
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OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD Its alright, thats in every contract. Thats what they call a sanity clause. FIORELLO You can't fool me! no Sanity Claus.
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA MGM, 1935 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Groucho Marx, Chico Marx George S. Kaufman, Morrie Ryskind Sam Wood Sam Wood
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REV. HARRY POWELL Would you like me to tell you the little story of right hand, left hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E. It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E. You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man -- the right hand, friends, the hand of love.
THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER United Artists, 1955 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Robert Mitchum James Agee Charles Laughton Paul Gregory
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COUNT LEON D'ALGOUT Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
NINOTCHKA MGM, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Melvyn Douglas Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder, Walter Reisch Ernst Lubitsch Ernst Lubitsch
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NINOTCHKA Must you flirt? LEON Well, I don't have to, but I find it natural. NINOTCHKA Suppress it.
NINOTCHKA MGM, 1939 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Greta Garbo, Melvyn Douglas Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder, Walter Reisch Ernst Lubitsch Ernst Lubitsch
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CHARLOTTE VALE Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER Warner Bros., 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Bette Davis Casey Robinson Irving Rapper Hal B. Wallis
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OSCAR MADISON I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! We are all out of cornflakes, F.U. It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger.
THE ODD COUPLE Paramount, 1968 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Walter Matthau Neil Simon Gene Saks Howard W. Koch
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GOD The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
OH, GOD! Warner Bros., 1977 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER George Burns Larry Gelbart Carl Reiner Jerry Weintraub
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ETHEL THAYER Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
ON GOLDEN POND Universal, 1981 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Katharine Hepburn Ernest Thompson Mark Rydell Bruce Gilbert
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ETHEL THAYER Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back.
ON GOLDEN POND Universal, 1981
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TERRY MALLOY You don't understand! I couldve had class. I couldve been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT Columbia, 1954 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Marlon Brando Budd Schulberg Elia Kazan Sam Spiegel
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JEFF BAILEY You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
OUT OF THE PAST RKO, 1947 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Robert Mitchum Daniel Mainwaring (Geoffrey Homes) Jacques Tourneaur Warren Duff, Robert Sparks
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KATHIE MOFFAT I think we deserve a break. JEFF BAILEY We deserve each other.
OUT OF THE PAST RKO, 1947
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MIKE CONOVAN Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
PAT AND MIKE MGM, 1952 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Spencer Tracy Ruth Gordon, Garson Kanin George Cukor Lawrence Weingarten
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GEN. GEORGE PATTON Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
PATTON Twentieth Century Fox, 1970 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER George C. Scott Francis Ford Coppola, Edmund H. North Franklin J. Schaffner Frank McCarthy
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MIKE CONNOR You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
THE PHILADELPHIA STORY MGM, 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Stewart Donald Ogden Stewart George Cukor Joseph L. Mankiewicz
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JAN MORROW Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who dont end every sentence with a proposition.
PILLOW TALK Universal-International, 1959 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Doris Day Stanley Shapiro, Maurice Richlin Michael Gordon Ross Hunter, Martin Melcher
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THE BLUE FAIRY A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
PINOCCHIO Disney, 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCER Evelyn Venable (voice) Ted Sears, Webb Smith, Joseph Sabo, Otto Englander, Wiliam Cottrell, Erdman Penner, Aurelius Battaglia Ben Sharpsteen, Hamilton Luske Walt Disney
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GEORGE EASTMAN I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
A PLACE IN THE SUN Paramount, 1951 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Montgomery Clift Michael Wilson, Harry Brown George Stevens George Stevens
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GEORGE TAYLOR Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
PLANET OF THE APES Twentieth Century Fox, 1968 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Charlton Heston Michael Wilson, Rod Serling Franklin J. Schaffner Arthur P. Jacobs
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LOU GEHRIG Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES RKO, 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Gary Cooper Jo Swerling, Herman J. Mankiewicz Sam Wood Samuel Goldwyn
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INIGO MONTOYA Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
THE PRINCESS BRIDE Twentieth Century Fox, 1987 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Mandy Patinkin William Goldman Rob Reiner Andrew Scheinman, Rob Reiner
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PVT. JUDY BENJAMIN I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.
PRIVATE BENJAMIN Warner Bros., 1980 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Goldie Hawn Nancy Meyers, Charles Shyer, Harvey Miller Howard Zieff Nancy Meyers, Charles Shyer, Harvey Miller
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FRANZ LIEBKIND Not many people know it, but the Fhrer was a terrific dancer.
THE PRODUCERS AVCO Embassy, 1968 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Kenneth Mars Mel Brooks Mel Brooks Sidney Glazier
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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK Paramount, 1987 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR Harrison Ford Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, Philip Kaufman Steven Spielberg
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H. I. McDUNNOUGH I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.
RAISING ARIZONA Twentieth Century Fox, 1987 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Nicolas Cage Ethan Coen, Joel Coen Joel Coen Ethan Coen
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THE SECOND MRS. DE WINTER (V. O.) Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.
REBECCA United Artists, 1940 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Joan Fontaine (voice) Robert E. Sherwood, Joan Harrison, Philip MacDonald, Michael Hogan Alfred Hitchcock David O. Selznick
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CHERRY VALANCE There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun -- a Swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
RED RIVER United Artists, 1948 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER John Ireland Borden Chase, Charles Schnee Howard Hawks Howard Hawks
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MR. BLONDE Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
RESERVOIR DOGS Miramax, 1992 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Michael Madsen Quentin Tarantino Quentin Tarantino Lawrence Bender
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SHANGHAI LILY It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
SHANGHAI EXPRESS Paramount, 1932 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Marlene Dietrich Jules Furthman Josef von Sternberg Adolph Zukor
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LADY LOU Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG Paramount, 1933 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Mae West Mae West, Harvey F. Thew, John Bright Lowell Sherman William LeBaron
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CAPT. NATHAN BRITTLES Never apologize and never explain, it's a sign of weakness.
SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON RKO, 1949 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS John Wayne Frank S. Nugent, Laurence Stallings John Ford Merian C. Cooper, John Ford
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DR. HANNIBAL LECTER A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Orion, 1991 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Anthony Hopkins Ted Tally Jonathan Demme Ronald M. Bozman, Edward Saxon, Kenneth Utt
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DR. HANNIBAL LECTER I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Orion, 1991 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Anthony Hopkins Ted Tally Jonathan Demme Ronald M. Bozman, Edward Saxon, Kenneth Utt
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LINA LAMONT What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN MGM, 1952 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCER Jean Hagen Betty Comden, Adolph Green Stanley Donen, Gene Kelly Arthur Freed
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LUNA SCHLOSSER Its hard to believe that you havent had sex for two hundred years. MILES MONROE Two hundred and four, if you count my marriage.
SLEEPER United Artists, 1973 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Diane Keaton, Woody Allen Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman Woody Allen Jack Grossberg
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QUEEN Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Disney, 1937 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Lucille La Verne (voice) Ted Sears, Richard Creedon, Otto Englander, Dick Rickard, Earl Hurd, Merrill De Maris, Dorothy Ann Blank, Webb Smith David Hand Walt Disney
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STALAG 17 Paramount, 1953 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Otto Preminger Billy Wilder, Edwin Blum Billy Wilder Billy Wilder
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A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE Warner Bros., 1951 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Marlon Brando Tennessee Williams Elia Kazan Charles K. Feldman
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JOHN L. SULLIVAN There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan. Boy!
SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS Paramount, 1941 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Joel McCrea Preston Sturges Preston Sturges B.G. DeSylva, Paul Jones
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NORMA DESMOND All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
SUNSET BLVD. Paramount, 1950 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Gloria Swanson Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder, D. M. Marshman, Jr. Billy Wilder Charles Brackett
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SUPERMAN I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.
SUPERMAN Warner Bros., 1978 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Christopher Reeve Mario Puzo, David Newman, Leslie Newman, Robert Benton Richard Donner Alexander Salkind, Pierre Spengler
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BANK TELLER #1 Does this look like gub or gun? Gun. See? BANK TELLER #2 But whats abt mean?
VIRGIL STARKWELL Its act. A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural. Oh, I see.
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN Cinerama, 1969 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Woody Allen, Ensemble Woody Allen, Mickey Rose Woody Allen Charles H. Joffe
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LAURA REYNOLDS Years from now, when you talk about this -and you will -- be kind.
TEA AND SYMPATHY MGM, 1956 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Deborah Kerr Robert Anderson Vincente Minnelli Pandro S. Berman
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AURORA GREENWAY Would you like to come in? GARRETT BREEDLOVE I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT Paramount, 1983 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Shirley MacLaine, Jack Nicholson James L. Brooks James L. Brooks James L. Brooks
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NADA I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
THEY LIVE Universal, 1988 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Roddy Piper Frank Armitage (John Carpenter) John Carpenter Larry J. Franco
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NORA CHARLES They say you were shot in the tabloids. NICK CHARLES They never got near my tabloids.
THE THIN MAN MGM, 1934 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Myrna Loy, William Powell Albert Hackett, Frances Goodrich W. S. Van Dyke Hunt Stomberg
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NED SCOTTY SCOTT Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the skies!
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD RKO, 1951 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Douglas Spencer Charles Lederer Christian Nyby Howard Hawks
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HARRY LIME In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
THE THIRD MAN Selznick Releasing, 1949 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Orson Welles Graham Greene Carol Reed Carol Reed
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TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT Warner Bros., 1944 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Lauren Bacall Jules Furthman, William Faulkner Howard Hawks Howard Hawks
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TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD Universal, 1962 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Gregory Peck Horton Foote Robert Mulligan Alan J. Pakula
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RITA I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back? CAMERAMAN How do you feel about Cleveland?
TOOTSIE Columbia, 1982 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Doris Belack Larry Gelbart, Don McGuire, Murray Schisgal Sydney Pollack Sydney Pollack, Dick Richards
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LT. PETE 'MAVERICK' MITCHELL I feel the need... LT. PETE 'MAVERICK' MITCHELL/ LT. NICK GOOSE BRADSHAW ...the need for speed!
TOP GUN Paramount, 1986 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards Jim Cash, Jack Epps, Jr. Tony Scott Jerry Bruckheimer, Don Simpson
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TANYA He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people?
TOUCH OF EVIL Universal, 1958 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Marlene Dietrich Orson Welles Orson Welles Albert Zugsmith
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THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE Warner Bros., 1948 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Alfonso Bedoya John Huston John Huston Henry Blanke
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MARIETTE COLET You see, Franois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Franois, I think it would be a mistake.
TROUBLE IN PARADISE Paramount, 1932 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Kay Francis Samson Raphaelson, Grover Jones Ernst Lubitsch Ernst Lubitsch
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2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY MGM, 1968 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Douglas Rains (voice) Stanley Kubrick, Arthur C. Clarke Stanley Kubrick Stanley Kubrick
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WILLIAM 'BILL' MUNNY It's a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
UNFORGIVEN Warner Bros., 1992 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Clint Eastwood David Webb Peoples Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood
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VERBAL KINT The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS Columbia, 1995 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Kevin Spacey Christopher McQuarrie Bryan Singer Michael McDonnell, Bryan Singer
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HARRY BURNS But I would be proud... SALLY ALBRIGHT But I would be proud... HARRY BURNS ...to partake... SALLY ALBRIGHT ...to partake... HARRY BURNS ...of your pecan pie. SALLY ALBRIGHT ...of your pecan pie.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY Columbia, 1989 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan Nora Ephron Rob Reiner Rob Reiner, Andrew Scheinman
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JESSICA RABBIT I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT Touchstone, 1988 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCERS Kathleen Turner (voice) Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman Robert Zemeckis Frank Marshall, Robert Watts
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MILDRED Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against? JOHNNY STRABLER What've you got?
THE WILD ONE Columbia, 1953 ACTORS SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Peggy Maley, Marlon Brando John Paxton Lszl Benedek Stanley Kramer
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DOROTHY GALE Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Judy Garland Noel Langley, Florence Ryerson, Edgar Allan Woolf Victor Fleming Mervyn LeRoy
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THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Margaret Hamilton Noel Langley, Florence Ryerson, Edgar Allan Woolf Victor Fleming Mervyn LeRoy
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DOROTHY GALE/THE SCARECROW/THE TIN MAN Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 ACTORS SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley Noel Langley, Florence Ryerson, Edgar Allan Woolf Victor Fleming Mervyn LeRoy
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THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!
THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Margaret Hamilton Noel Langley, Florence Ryerson, Edgar Allan Woolf Victor Fleming Mervyn LeRoy
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SAM CRAIG Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries.
WOMAN OF THE YEAR MGM, 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Roscoe Karns Ring Lardner, Jr., Michael Kanin George Stevens Joseph L. Mankiewicz
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CRYSTAL ALLEN There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
THE WOMEN MGM, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Joan Crawford Anita Loos, Jane Murfin George Cukor Hunt Stromberg
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TESS McGILL I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
WORKING GIRL Twentieth Century Fox, 1988 ACTOR SCREENWRITER DIRECTOR PRODUCER Melanie Griffith Kevin Wade Mike Nichols Douglas Wick
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CATHY No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me -- now -- standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
WUTHERING HEIGHTS United Artists, 1939 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER Merle Oberon Charles MacArthur, Ben Hecht William Wyler Samuel Goldwyn
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GEORGE M. COHAN My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY Warner Bros., 1942 ACTOR SCREENWRITERS DIRECTOR PRODUCER James Cagney Robert Buckner, Edmund Joseph Michael Curtiz Hal B. Wallis
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