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These Are Tearable Puns

This document contains a collection of puns and jokes of varying topics including time, fruit flies, the Energizer Bunny, lumberjacks, affairs, gossip, geometry, electricity, sea captains, puns, fish in a tank, and a three-legged dog in a saloon. The jokes play on words and their multiple meanings to create humorous situations and scenarios.

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These Are Tearable Puns

This document contains a collection of puns and jokes of varying topics including time, fruit flies, the Energizer Bunny, lumberjacks, affairs, gossip, geometry, electricity, sea captains, puns, fish in a tank, and a three-legged dog in a saloon. The jokes play on words and their multiple meanings to create humorous situations and scenarios.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Energizer Bunny arrested- charged with battery!

I used to work as a lumberjack, but I couldnt hack it, so they gave me the axe.

People have affairs just to break the monogamy.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Sea captains dont like crew uts.

These are tearable puns.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other You drive. Ill man the guns!

A three-legged dog comes into the old west saloon and says Ahm lookin fer the man who shot mah paw!

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