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Whot you hove in your honds is o motl exciling ond liberoting book.

This is o grophic novello oboul o womqn qmpulee ond her friends. The qulhoress, o double omputee, is Rene ond her husbond Rich did rhe illusfrqlions. The cover is by Brent Boqlet, using outhentic omputee limbs os models. All ol us ore inleresled in whol you think of this firsl issue of Amputee Love, We welcome ony of your suggeslions ond commenls, lf you ore on ompufee or hove hod ony interesting experiences with lhem we would like lo heor from you. Ronold T u r n e r ,P u b l i s h e r

Thot which is crooked connot be mode stroight; ond thot which is wonling conno, be numbered. E c c l e s i o s t els : l5 W h e n l w o s s t u d y i n gi n P o r i s f e n y e o r s o g o , o n e o f m y b e s l f r i e n d sw o s o n omputee. N o t r e o l l y . A c t u o l l y , E l i s o b e f hh o d hod polio os o child ond il hod of{ected h e r l e g s . S h e u s e d c r u l c h e so n d l i v e d t h e l i { e o f o P o r i s i o nb o n n e v i v o n l e . Everybody visired Elisobeth. Her o p o r t m e n fw o s o c r o s sb e t w e e n t h e G o r e de Lyonond lhe roce lrock ot St. Cloud, b u t w o s n o f o s w e l l l i g h t e do n f o g g y d o z e . iwice, ond we I slept with Elisoberh discovered thol we were belier friends t h o n l o v e r s .S h e p r e f e r r e dm o r e l u s l y o n d originol Frenchmen. l i f e w o s f u l l . S h em o o e n o Elisobeth's b o n e so b o u l h e r l e g s , o n d I n e v e r f h o u g h i oluminum io osk oboul the rubber-ripped cruTcnes. The poinf o{ oll this is thot we ore p r o b o b l yo / / c r o o k e do r b e n ' ti n s o m e w q y . Limited is whol I meon. We oll hove l i m i i o t i o n s .S o m e o f u s o r e m o r e l i m i l e d thon others. Elisqbeth's-or ony omputee's-lim ilotions ore physicol. They b e g i no t t h e d i s o r t i c u l o t i o n ond end in the c o p o c i t yo f t h e e y e t o d i s c e r n o m i s s i n g p or t . After oll, mon is limiied by his six senses-loste (foir), touch (OK), smell ( l o u s y ) ,s i g h t ( f o i r ) h e o r i n g ( s h i t f y ) , o n d p r o p r i o c e p f i o n( t h e s e n s e o u r m u s c l e s hove thot we're erecl, or seoled, or w o l k i n g , o r w h o i e v e r ) .W h o t m o r e i s o u f t h e r e i n t h e u n i v e r s ec o m e sl o m e o n l y i n d r e o m s .S o v i s u o l p e r c e p i i o ni s l i m i t e d t o h o w m o n y s c i n t i l l q t i o nt sh e h u m o n r e t i n o con pick up ond to the finite number of i m o g e sl h e b r o i n c o n p u t t o g e t h e r . W o n ' l s o m e b o d yc o m e o n d s e e i h e thing lhot mokes me whole? T h e o m p u t e ew e o r s o n e o f h e r l i m i t o lions on her sleeve. There'snothing to hide, sove for wonling. In knowing lunocy, ond Iolly, ond loss, ond sqdness, her heorr xnows wisdom. Shewonls not. Bes't, Edmond Kosinski M , .D. C l i ni c oI l n s t r u c t o r D e p o d m e n lo f F o m i l yM e d i c i n e S t o no f r d M e d i c o lS c h o o l G e n e r oI P r o c l i l i o n e r Wes'f M o r i n M e d i c o lC e n l e r Box24O P o i n tR e y e s 5TA. Colifornio 94956

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LOUSY YOUR, DATIIN YOU...TAKE CLAI{S AID TTO HUNORED INSULTING SLOB.... AriT ? uH,r' ...WHA AU/ SHI THOur" "' lt'l HUNDRED
ON. rr'., l'll HERE-FA]!T, BUT

lN COURT-nU lr! I'tISEEYOU

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AI{.YOUR AND UH. LITY,

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lltls EVENING? LL YOUBE HOITAE

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THE WE'LL GOINTO ANDTHEN 'N }LL GIVE NEW AWHOLE YOU

YOUsEE - ]T'5 NOT REPULSIVE NOBABY, I CANTDENYTHATI I'VEGOT THERE, AT Tl{EHOTS THISISGROOVY...WOW TOO. ! ALL,15IT?ANDIT FEELS SOGOOD WHEN

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WITI{ A LOVELY TITTLE 5TUI\P SOFT OFTHIGI{ ONONE.GRE^T!
YOUAINT | ? AND HEREI Alrl PtAVlN'

LrrErxidrrrrxeoNTHE iclusrrFe.eL poKtN' NEEoLE' UP iSEATTLE'5pACE -{9991'1


OUT oF YOUR LAp Uttrrrrrrr Uit.RIGHT THERE. OOHFEELS LIKE YOUR HOLDINC THEBOTTO'T\ OFIIIE

FOOT THATIS'NT T}IERE ANYIAOR,E.... IWOWSV|LLE..!-

I SURELY HOPEsO...AND YOU LI rO A\E AB|T. N$V_E BEARWTTH HAD oNE PREVIOUS , lIvE oNLY EXPERIENCE THIS IN UsING NEW uL' STUBBIE S0 l,ffrLL,SORTh WE EXPER,IfTENTI
WITHIT.Y'KNOIT{?

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NOW }IERE.s SOITAETHING THAT You

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COOLI souND5

THE OROY TONIGHT 15 OOTNG OJTAT TOBE POOLSIDE LYN EVERYBODY'LL DO

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OFLEGDUR,INGTHE FUNOF

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SHAR,ING HER. LOVELY BODY

Tl{0....}llnn xr m'OUtt YOU U{EL[.WE AA HAVETI{ATBIG TI,HE rELASi SsTtoR llExT WEElCEllt BACK OUTSIDE NOW....BYE...BE iH. HE.s

NOW.'N DONT GOOD BREAD,BE IERUN OUT T'HOLE DAITNED GO TRYIN'TO SCREW THE I -' I.I{ GONE. WHILE TOWN

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