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1 smile ever
udas never
speak ever
gumsum never
share ever
hide never
care ever
tears never
think me ever
4get me never
live where ever
leave me never

2 Logon ko aksar kehte suna hai

zinda rahe to milenge
Lekin iss dil ne mehsoos kia hai
miltay rahe to zinda rahaingay

3 who is gynecologist?
He is the only fool on earth who
looks 4 problems in a place where
most people find pleasure

4 NOMINES
4nice&precious
frndz r
You
yOu
YOu
yOu
YOU
& de award goes
2
Me
coz i have u!

5 Apun 1sher bole ga abich:

Chand upar se phek rahela hai light
bole to ho gae hai night
 bank karne ka light
or sone ka ak dam tight

6 Anda to safaid hota hai,per safaid to

doodh bhi hota hai,doodh to bhains deti hai,
per wo to kali hoti hai,kala to bangali hota
hai,bangali to pan khata hai,pan to lal hota
hai,lal to gulab bhi hota hai,gulab main to
kante hote hain,per kante to machli main bhi
hote hain,per machli to achi hoti hai,acha to
insan bhi hota hai,per insan to lamba hota hai,
lamba to ye sms bhi hai,per hamain kia,hamain to
aap ka dimagh pakana tha so paka dia

7 Every body wants some1 special,some1 nice,

some1 lovingmsome1 honest,some1 cute,
some1 perfect,some1 attractive..
BUT WHY ALWAYS "ME" YAR !!!!

8 Ab itni night ko apun teray ko kisi film ki kahani

sunanay k liye to msg karega nahi.common sense
ki baat hai k tere ko GUD NIGHT bolnay ka hy!
chal ludak le

9 Today iz '1st impression day' tell me wat did u

think about me when u saw/met me 1st time…..
b honest….and do rep….

10 Fill in …
best thing abt
ME…..?
w0rst thing abt
ME…..?
U like MY ….?
U hate MY ….?
c0l0r dat suits
ME…..?
u want2 chang
MY ….?
UR wish 4ME….?
rEpLy muSt!

11 Insan
k
under
msg
parhne
ka
itna
shoq
hota
hai
k
chahe
uss
pagal
stupid
fool
bewakoof
nalaiq
ko
kitni
bhi
gaali
parh
rahi
ho
neechay
tak
parhta
zaroor
hai
tum
door
kiun
jate
ho
ab
apne
aap
ko
dekh
lo
ye
pata
hote
hue
bhi
k
is
msg
main
kuch
nahi
hai
phir
bhi
parhe
ja
rahe
ho
parho
parho
bilkul
last
tak
parhna
ab
tum
soch
rahe
ho
k
kab
ye
bakwas
msg
khatam
ho
aur
main
bhi
kisi
ko
ye
msg
forward
kar
k
pareshan
karoon
to
kar
 lo
ab
tumhari
bari
hai….

12 Har aahat aihsaas hamara dilaye gi

har hawa qissa hamara sunaye gi
hum itni yadain bhar dainge aap k dil main
na chahte hue bhi yaad hamari aae gi

13 Fill in the blanks with "HAN" aur "NAHI"

1……..main insaan nahi hoon.
2……..mera koi elaaj nahi hai.
3……..main hi pagal hoon
Specially 4U!

14 I m a word of 5 letters!
people eat me!
if u remove my 1st letter I will be a form of energy!
if u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 living!
if u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U!
if u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 U!
Who m I ???
rep if U r genius

15 1 bat bataon raz ki! Karo uss larki se ishq, jis k

chehre pe ho saadgi, sanso main ho taazgi, chandni
ho chand ki, rani ho raat ki, khushboo ho gulab ki,
batain kare pyar ki, nazuk ho mizaj ki, achi ho ikhlaq
ki, paband ho namaz ki, khidmat kare maan baap ki
aur kahe main hoon sirf AAPKI!

16 mayoos is dil k tarane bohat hain

zindagi jine k bahane bohat hain
kis kis ko S M S karoon
kambakh is nacheez k deewane bohat hain

17 I have spcial sleepng arrngment 4u, bed of TRUST,

pillow of CARE, bedsheet of UNDERSTANDING,
balnket of PEACE and dreams of LOVE
<GUD NIGHT>

18 knock,knock! May I come in 2ur world ?

I brght no flowers no cakes but wishes 2 keep
u fresh, prayers 2 keep u healthy, n luv 2 keep u
smiling and wishes u EID and NEW YEAR

19 baat aisi ho k jazbaat kam na hon

khayalat aisay hon k kabhi gham na hon
 dil k aik honain main itni to jaga rakhna
k wo khali khali si lagay jab hum na hon

20 manzilon ki har aik sada aap k nam

mohabbat ki har aik ada aap k nam
pyar bhari har aik nigah aap k nam
or aaj labon se nikalne wali har dua aap k nam

21 ae dost tumhari dosti k liye

dunya chorh dainge
tumhari taraf aaye tufan ko mordenge
lekin tumne jo sath chora
qasam se tumhari haddiyan tor denge

22 boy & girl going in a bus.larki bus se utri to apna no

2472742 dia. Larka: aur nam kia hai ?
larki: is no main nam hai
guess wat is her name?

23 dosti shayad zindagi hoti hai

jo har dil main basi hoti hai
waise to, ji laite hain sabhi akele magar
phir bhi zaroorat inki har kisi ko hoti hai

24 aap ne mis cal di aap ki nawazish hai

aap ka sms karna bhi lagti aik sazish hai
kia really aap ham ko MISS kartay hai
ya haton main aap k kharish hai

25 Sardar: main roz roz palak kha kha kar tang agaya
hoon
Sardarn:is main iron hota hai
Sardar: to tu ne kya meri gand se sarya nikalna hai

26 In this cruel world its very difficult 2 find

a friend with
beautiful heart
pure feelings
attractive
personality &
stylish looks
so,
qadar karo meri!

27 Assalam-o-Alaikum
apne baray main kuch sochein….
"FAJAR"
 need main,,,,
"ZOHAR"
kahne main,,,
"ASAR"
baton main,,,,
"MAGHRIB"
hisab kitab main,,,,
"AISHA"
tv dekhnay main,,,,
"JUMA"
do rak'at wo bhi dunya ki soch main,,,,
na "DUROOD O SALAM" na koi acha "KALAM"
kia yahi hai hamara "IMAN",,,
AFSOS…..?

28 bohat dur reh kar bhi dil ka pas lagtay ho

nazron se door reh kar bhi khas lagtay ho
dusron ka diya sms bhejte ho
aur apne aap ko bohat smart samajhtay ho

29 Gabbar: are o sambha ye sms parhnay wala insan

hai k langoor?
Sambha:sardar agar reply kia to insan nahi kia to
langoor . Abhi pata chal jae ga

30 kuch door hamare sath chalo

hum dil ki kahani keh dain ge..
samjhay na jise tum aankhon se
wo bat zubani keh dain ge..
pholon ki tarah jab honton pe
aik shokh tabassum bikhre ga..
dheere se tumharay kanon main
aik bat purani keh dain ge…
izhar e wafa tum kia jano
ikrar e wafa tum kia jano
hum zikr karain ge ghairon ka
aur apni kahani keh dain ge….

31 ALWAYS
TAKECARE
OF URSELF
EVERY DAY
 SOME1
CARES
A LOT
4U
ESPECIALLY
# # #***
## # # #**
# # # #***

32 I like 3 things
pizza =
pepsi=
&
U=
pizza 2 eat….
pepsi 2 drink….
&
u 2 ….
table kon saff karay gaaaaaaaaa
TOKAN?

33 friendship is like the relation b/w hand & eyes.

its like when the hand gets hurt,eyes cry
& when the eyes cry the hand wipes.

34 mehfil main kuch to sunana padta hai

ghum chupa kar muskarana padta hai
kabhi aap k hum bhi apne thay
aaj kal aap ko yad dilana padta hai

35 arz kia hai dear

jale to aag kehte hain
bujhe to rakh kehte hai
cobra ko nag kehte hain
garden ko bagh kehte hain
jo aap k pas nahi use dimagh kehte hain

36 Mehakmae mousmiat k mutabiq aaj ka temperature

44 C rehne ka imkan hai is liye apne dimagh wali
jaga pe ice cubes laga k rakhna q k bhusa jaldi aag
pakarta hai
37 is zamane se bohat alag ho aap, wo khush qismat
hai jis k pas ho aap, hamare liye wo waqt hi haseen
hai jab hamain yad kar k dil se sms kar lete ho aap

38 Dosti mousam nahi k apni muddat poori kare aur

chalay jae, sawan nahi k bursay aur thum jae, aag
nahi jo sulgay aur bujh jae, aftab nahi jo roshni de
doob jae, phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jae, ye to
saans hai jo chalay to sab kuch jo toot jae to kuch
nahi

39 Hearts receive
.=L=O=V=E=
Minds receive
.=W=I=S=D=O=M=
Hands receive
.=G=I=F=T=S=
and only special people receive my
.=S=M=S=

40 ab tak meri life khuli bottle thi, jis main se sab

perfume ki tarah urr jata tha par aap k aane se sab
ruk gaya .Allah kare aap jaisa
DHAKKAN sab ko milay!

41 Teacher: Jab main sakht hoti hoon to bohat sakht

aur jab naram hoti hoon to bohat naram
Bacha: madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI jaisi hain
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

42 Nigahon se nigahain mila kar to dekho

dil ki baat batakar to dekho
sab kareeb aajaen ge tumhare
ek hafte lagatar naha kar to dekho

43 sms
meray dost ko
HELLO kehna
SAVE kare to
THX kehna
mujhe YAD kare to kehna
I MISS U 2
 DELETE krny lagay to kas k thappar marna
aur kehna
"Paise lagay hain"

44 Aisa dost chahiye jo hamain apna maan sakay

hamare har dukh ko jan sakay
chal rahe hon hum taiz barish main
phir bhi pani main aansuon ko pehchan sakay

45 Aapki 1 mis cal 1 din ki khushi

aapka 1 sms 1 week ki khshi
aapki 1 cal 1 mah ki khushi
aapki 1 mulaqat 1 sal ki khushi
aur aapki DOSTI zindagi bhar ki khushi

46 chahne se koi cheez apni nhi hoti

har muskurahat khushi nhi hoti
kehna to chahte hain bohat kuch magar
kabhi alfaz to kabhi zaban sath nhi hoti

47 Muskara kar mila karo humse….

kuch kaha kuch suna karo hum se….
bat karne se bat banti hai ….
is liye roz bat kia karo humse….

48 Boy: I can kiss u without even touching

Girl: U can't.
Boy: lagi 20 20 rupay ki.
Girl: lagi!
(boy kisses the girl tightly)
Girl: U touched me!
Boy: ye lo 20 rupay!

49 samandar k kinare betha karo

koi na koi lahar to aaye gi
qismat na badly to kia hua
kam se kam………………..
SHAKAL hi dhul jae gi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 hum apne aap par groor nhi karte,

kisi ko dosti karne per majboor nhi karte,
magar jis dost ko 1 bar dil main basa liya,
 phir marte dum tak use dil se door nhi krte…

51 Why do Donkey eat grass?

…?
gap
…?
gap
…?
gap
…?
Ooooppss!!
I'm sorry
It's ur personal matter

52 May
Our Friendship
turn into Silver,
silver into Gold,
gold into Diamonds
and
may our Diamonds
be
forever
&
Then,
.
.
.
.
.
we will sell it
ok?
50 50

53 phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaey,

aaj kahin likhtey likhtey sham na ho jaey,
kar raha hoon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka,
is hi intezar main zindagi tamam na ho jaey,
nahi leta tera naam sar-e-aam is dar se,
kahin naam tera badnam na ho jaey,
mangta hoon dua jab bhi too yad aata hai,
 k judai mere piyar ka anjam na ho jaey,
sochta hoon darta hoon aksar tanhai mein,
us k dil mein kisi aur ka muqam na ho jaey

54 18 saal ki larki k set hone se fuck tak k 18 nakhre

1. Mera peecha mat karo
2.main sharif larki hoon
3.bas aik bar boloongi ILU
4.sirf aik bar milungi
5.kuch karna nahi
6.koi dekh le ga
7.bas uper se kar lo
8.penti mat utaro
9.bas aik bar hi karwaon gi
10.sharam aarahi hai
11.bohat lamba hai
12.meri …… main itna mota nahi jae ga
13.z0r se mat dalna
14.b0hat dard ho raha hai
15.nipal ko cho0so
16.kamar ko pakar kar dal0
17.zor se jhatka mar0
18.bahar mat nikal0!!

55 love is like IODEX

"0oh aah oouch door KARAY"
love is supreme
"yehi to hai wo apna pan"
love is HABIB COOKING OIL
"q k ye dil ka mamla hai"
love is GOLD LEAF
"sehat k liye muzir hai"
love is SUFI BANASPATI
"jo naam hai etimad ka"
love is DISPRIN
"bachon ki pohanch se door rakhain"@@@@

56 happy
happy
happy
happy
 do u know wat is the meaning of happy.
H. hum
A. Aap ko
P. Pal
P. Pal
Y. Yad kartey hain

57 o my dear
forget your fear
let all your dreams be clear
never put tear
please hear
I want to tell one thing in your ear
.=HAPPY NEW ISLAMIC YEAR

58 100 gram mitti

100 gram kankar
25 gram keeray makoray
5 gram makree k jaley
don’t be surprised this is CT scan of ur brain@@

59 hi MOON DIM your light

hi FLOWERS blossom slowly
hello EARTH spin gently
because!
some ONE sweet is going to sleep
good night…….

60 aapne apni aankhon main noor chupa rakha hai

hosh walon ko madhosh bana rakha hai
naz kaise na karoon aap ki dosti par
mujh jaisi nacheez ko jo khas bana rakha hai

61 On this c0ld cold night,

in My small small r00m,
i Look At The Bright Bright StarS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEam of ur sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur cuTe cuTe faCe. TCRZ

62 no greeting card to give..

 no sweet flowers to send..
no cute graphics to forward..
just a LOVING HEART saying
"Happy new Islamic year to All Muslims"

63 I want a KISS
jaldi koi b nahi hai
foran karo
jaldi karo na
K
I
S
S
U know KISS means
K-koi
I-interesting
S-SMS
S-send karo
so KISS me

64 aap great ho
aap smart ho
aap khubsurat ho
aap samajhdar ho
aap to no 1 ho
aap bare sweet ho
jis ko dekho meray baray main yehi kehta phirta hai

65 Nurse: Sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban gaye!!!

Sardarji nurse se ::meri wife ko mat batana main
usse surprise dunga@@@

66 GOOD NEWS a new way to send romantic KISS

to ur best friends .
Just call me & order ur KISS
I will personally go and deliver it

67 Yadon ki is bhanwar main 1 pal mera ho,

phoolon k is chaman main 1 gul mera ho
khuda kare k aap jab bhi yad karo apno ko
to un apnon main pehla naam mera ho
68 Always try to send nice msgs bcoz jab tumhari saans
ruke gi to log kahain ge
sala tha kamina lekin sms achay bhejta tha

69 Words & hearts should be handled with care…

for words when spoken and hearts when broken are
the hardest thing to repair

70 Frog said to sardar " tere pas dimagh nahi hai"

sardar ' hai
frog 'nahi hai,
sardar ' hai
frog 'nahi hai n jump into water
sardar :is main suicide ki kia bat thi

71 mujhe dunya main 4 kam achay lagte hain

1. Sab ko khush karna
2. Sab ko pyar karna
3. Aap ko sms bar bar karna aur
4. Aap k sms ka intezar karna
to karo na sms

72 a husband said to his wife: no I don’t hate your

relatives . In fact I like your mother in law better than
I like mine

73 Khuda se koi bat anjan nahi hoti

har insan ki bandagi main imaan nahi hoti
kabhi manga hoga aap ne 1 pyara sa dost
warna yunhi aapki humse pehchan nahi hoti

74 when the sky looks blue

"I pray 4 U"
when the dream comes true
"I pray 4 U"
when the flowers covered with dew
"I pray 4 U"
when the day comes new
"I pray 4 U"

75 Moharram k ihtram main aap apne cell main

mojood gundai sms picture msgs latifae aur grl frnds
 k numbrs
delete
karne se pehle mujhe send kar dain ta k main
mehfooz karloon

76 mushkilon se kabhi aap ki mulaqat na ho

udas betho kabhi aisi koi baat na ho
dua hai k mehfilon se sajai zindagi aap ki
bus hamain pukar lena agar koi sath na ho

77 father 2 son: paros ki larki ko dekho wo exam

main 1st aayi hai
.
.
son: usko hi to dekha tha tabhi to fail ho gaya@@

78 newton ne apple neechay girte dekha aur gravity ki

khoj ki. Koi ye pooche k 25 saal se potty karta tha
to wo kia upper jati thi
saale bewaquf banate hain

79 mil jati hai kitno ko khushi

mit jate hain kitno k ghum
msg is liye bhejte hain hum
taake door rehkar bhi apni dosti na ho kam

80 NAMAZ kia hai Retrn frm HYD

N = nekion main izafa
A = aakhirat main nijat
M = Muhammad (S.A.W.W.) ki Sunnat
A = Allah ki raza
Z = zaria-e-qurbat-e-illahi
is liye NAMAZ na choro

81 friendship is not a game to play,

it is not a word to say,
it doesn't start on march and end on may
it is tomorrow,yesterday,today and every day…

82 agar janna hai k hum aap ko kitna miss karte hain

to barish k qatron ko pakarna, jitnay hath aaye utna
aap ne miss kia, hitnay miss hogaye utna maine miss
 kia. I MISS U

83 Flowers means
HONEY…
honey means
SWEET…
sweet means
DESIRE…
desire means
LOVE..
love means
FRIEND
and friend means U @@@

84 go to write message and select!

DICTIONARY [T9]
then hide ur screen with 1 hand n type
4164771968 Now! Remove! Ur hand and read it
phir dekho aur batao

85 kash sms ki tarah hum apni FEELINGS aur apna

PYAR bhi send kar sakte to aapke sare GHUM hum
RECEIVE karte aur hum apni sari KHUSHIAN
aap ko SEND karte

86 In French
BONJOUR
In Spanish
TEQUIRO
In Italian
TEAMO
In English
GOOD MORNING
In Punjabi
uth BHAGHAIRTA kam te nai jaana

87 1 larka 1 din 1 larki k sath park jata hai

2nd day wohi larka doosri larki ka sath hota hai
3rd day wohi larka teesri larki ka sath hota hai
is se pata chalta hai larkian badal jati hain
larke nahi badalte

88 Tawajo farmaiye……
…..
…..
…..
 …..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
Tawajo farmane ka shukria
ab aap apna kaam kijiye!!!!

89 dooriyon ki na fikar kijiye ga

dil jab chahy bula li jiye ga
hum door ziada nahi aap se
bus apni aankhon ko palkon se mila li jiye ga

90 khamosh palkon se bahir jab aansoo aate hain

kia kahain aap kitne yad aate hain
aaj bhi us mor pe khare hain hum jahan,
aap ne kaha 'THEHRO' hum abhi aate hain

91 free - STAY
free - BREAK FAST
free - LUNCH
free - DINNER
free - SECURITY
PLZ don't miss this GOLDEN opportunit
just dial '15' and say
ULLU K PHATTAY'

92 twin babies born in a Sardar's house

Sardar G could not sleep whole night
continuously thinking
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
who is the father of second one!

93 CHARAS piyo to aankhain lal

KISS karo to hont lal
LATE ghar aao to biwi lal
phone BUSY ho to grlfrnd lal
pakray gae to pooray lal
bach gae to jhoolay lal
 94 Do u know y God creatd gaps b/w ur fingers?
No,
bcoz someone wil cum in ur life,hold ur hand n slowly
say
LE CIGERRETE AUR SUTTA LAGA!!'

95 The real defination of

'YAAD'
yad wo nahi..
jo tanhai main aaye
yad wo hai..
jo mehfil main aaye
aur
tanha kar jae !!!

96 A item, kaisa hai?

tera boht memory arela tha,
itna tem ho gela tere ko dekha bhi nahi,
akha life main tere jaisa 1 item mila apunko
miss to kare ga, IMU

97 jab tanhai ka aihsas ho

na koi tumhare pas ho
na tum kisi ki nazar main ho
na koi tumhari nazar main ho
to samajh lena k tum WASHROOM main ho

98 kash khushyun ki dukan hoti

mujhay uski pehchan hoti
bhar deti tera daman main khushyun se
chahe us ki qimat meri jan hoti

99 Lets do ur Blood
Test!
Testing..
Testing over!
RESULT?
Sorry! We checked ur sample. U have No Blood,
U r only made of HONEY,
that’s y u r so
SWEET

100 Khushbu teri dosti ki mujhe mehka jati hai

Teri har baat mujhe behka jati hai
Saans to boht der leti hai aane jane main
har saans se pehle teri yaad ajati hai

101 mat dekho aise logon ko

mat chaho aise logon ko
jinhe rishton ka ehsas naho
Jinhe jazbon ka koi pas naho
 is hirs-o-hawis ki dunya main
jinhe pyar mohabat ras naho
jo bat bhi apni keh na saken
jo sach ki aziat se'h na saken
mat socho aise logon ko
mat pojo aise logon ko
mat dekho aise logon ko
mat chaho aise logon ko

102 phir chand khila phir raat thami

phir dil ne kaha he teri kami
phir yaad k jhonke mehat gay
phir pagal arman behak gay
phir dil ne kaha he teri kami
phir jannat si lagti hai zameen
phir dil ne kaha he teri kami
phir guzre lamhon ki batain
phir jagi jagi si ratain
phir thehar gai palkon pe nami
phir dil ne kaha he teri kami
phir dil ne kaha he teri kami

103 KASHTI chali KINARA chhoot gaya

AASMA se SITARA toot gaya
Too bhi to aaj tak nahi sudhra
jahan dekhi DEEWAR wahi MOOT gaya@@

104 main tum ko chand keh doon magar

us main daag hai..
suraj keh doon magar
us main to aag hai..
socha tum ko bandar keh doon ..
magar
us kambakhat main bhi dimagh hai

105 mujh main khushbu basi usi ki hai

jaise ye zindagi usi ki hai
wo kahin aas pas hai mojood
hoo bahoo ye hansi usi ki hai
khud main apna dukha raha hoon dil
is main lekin khushi usi ki hai
yani koi kami nahi mujh mein
bas mujh mein kami usi ki hai
kia merey khwab bhi nahi merey?
kia meri neend bhi usi ki hai?

106 luv the 'heart' that 'hurt' u

but
never 'hurt' the 'heart' that luvs u
bcz
for the world u may b 'someone'
 but
for some one u r the 'world'!
107 We met, it was
LUCK..
we spoke, it was
CHANCE..
we became frnds,it was
DESTINY…
we still frnds,its
DECISION…
we will always b frnds, dats a
PROMISE…@

108 haqeeqat na pooch mere afsanay ki

tere jate hi badal gai nazar zamane ki
log poochtay hain main khush kyun nahi
kia karoon aadat thi tere sung muskurane ki

109 A true frnd is 1 who sees 1 tear in ur eyes

Catches the 2nd one n stop the 3rd
if 4th one comes then Slaps u
n says 'DRAMABAZI BAD KAR' @

110 ……larki …… pe beth kar …… geet ga rahi thi

NOTE
in teeno blanks mein 1 hi word aaye ga give me ans
if u hv brain it’s a challenge-!

111 Khuda kabhi na kare ghum se hamkinar tujhy

dua ye deta hai dil mera bar bar tujhy

112 go to write message and select!

DICTIONARY [T9]
then hide ur screen with 1 hand n type
9490968027307606423 Now! Remove! Ur hand
and read it

113 Congratulations! U R awarded the degree of MBA

for not sending sms
MBA means,
…
…
Member of Bhikari Association

114 Is sham ki tanhai se

is dard ki gehrai se
dil kch baat kar raha hai!
zra samjho……….
in khamoshion ki zabanon ko..
 aaj koi 2mhain bht yaad kar raha hai..
Take Care

115 Aik ……….bacha

apni ………main k
sath……….lene gaya
NOTE
in teeno blanks mein 1 hi word aaye ga give me ans
if u hv brain it’s a challenge-!

116 Room khushboo se sajae bethe hain

bed per nai chadar bichae bethe hain
hamari deewangi to dekho
tum ne kal raat aana hai
aur hum abhi se condom charhae bethe hain

117 What is phuddi?

phuddi is maal, nothing but kamal, under se laal,
surrounded by baal,jo chodo wo nehaal,jo chudwae
wo behaal
samjha kuch jhant k baal

118 Teacher : larki aur cycle main kia farq hai?

Boy: cycle pe gand tika kar taang hilane parti hai
aur larki pe taang tika kar gand hilana parti hai

119 Wo na aye un ki yaad akar wafa kar gyi

unse milne ki tamanna sukun tabah kar gyi
ahat hui socha asar dua kar gayi
darwaza khola to dekha mazak hawa kar gayi

120 Ye hamari national health service hai

hum aap logon ko aadhi raat ko utha kar SUSU
karna yaad dilate hein
Takay
aapka bed gila na ho
plz SUSU kar len

121 Is DIL mein aa saka na koi

is DIL ko chura saka na koi
KASOOR is mein kisi ka nahi
aap jaisi jaga is DIL mein bana saka na koi

122 koi hamsafar aisa banaya jai

jis k ansu ko palkon mein chupaya jai
rahe us ka aur mera rishta kuch aisa
rahe agar wo udas to hum se bhi na muskuraya jai

123 I luv U!
…
I realy luv U!
 …
I luv U more than any thing in the world
ye hi kehna chahta tha majnoo apni laila se
per bechare ko english nahi aati thi

124 A
Allah
Jo 2 ankhen ye sms parh rahi hyn
in k neechay jo boht pyare se 2 hoNt hyn
un pr 1 pyari si smile dy de
Sweetheart LU

125 Sukh un ko milta hai jo dukh ko sehte hain

ansu un k behte hain jo yadon main rehte hain
aur hum sms un ko bhejte hain
jo hamare dil main rehte hain

126 if "GOD" Ans ur "Prayers" , He increasing ur "Faith",

if He "Delays", He is increasing ur "Patience",
if He doesn't Ans, He has some thing better 4 U

127 WARNING! Cell phone causes…

RADIATION and it results in BRAIN DAMAGE!
But u r safe,
it only effects people with BRAIN…
HOW LUCKY U R! NO BRAIN, NO TENTION

128 pajame main mere ye kia horaha hai

chota tha magar ab bara ho raha hai
hai to ye bara hi mohazzib magar
aap k ehtaram main khara ho raha hai

129 SMS neechay hai

*
*
*
aur neechay
*
*
aur neechay
*
thora aur
*
mujhay nahi pata tha k aik sms k liye aap itna
gir sakte ho

130 movies related to university life

1. Exam - Evil Death
2. Classes - Kabhi Kabhi
3. Viva - Encounter
4. External - The Killer
 5. Exam hall- Mortal Kombat
6. Examiner - Don
7. Course - Anaconda
8. Paper Checking - Andha Kanoon
9. Exam time -Qiamat se Qiamat tak
10. Question paper - Aik paheli
11. Ans Paper -Kora Kagak
12. Paper Out Plan
13.Result -Sadma
14.Pass - Chamatkar
15. Fail - Devdas
16.Vacation -Masti
17. Suplimntry -Aakhri Rasta

131 barsat ki raat 1 bheegi larki

bheegai kapray, bheegi zulfain
bheegay hont jab uss se jazrain milin to
is dharaktay dil ne kaha….
…..
kal to Sali 100% bimar hogi

132 Agar aap ko bura na lagy

mood theek ho
sab kam chor k
dil mane
to
to
mere liye
(Smile please)@
Thanx ye hoi na baat

133 DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,

TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,
TEACHER wo jo saza de,
SONG wo jo sula de,
HADSA wo jo dara de,
DOST wo jo DOST ko 300 wala card dalwa de

134 A frustrated shayer,

phul00n ki malka baharon ki shahzadi
phulo0n ki malka baharon ki shahzadi
dil tor k chali gai kutti,kameeni, haramzadi
ha ha ha

135 itni choti nahi dosti apni kaise soch liya k kinara aagaya
lo hogai aap ka mobile main roshni
***&*** sms hamara aagaya

136 pani ki boond phulon ko bhiga rahi hy

thandi lehar aik tazgi jaga rahi hy
ho jaen aap bhi in main shamil
 aik pyari se subha aap ko jaga rahi hy

137 Secret of long healthy life:

morning: two eggs with milk
evening: two pegs with chips
and
nigh : two legs with lips!!!

138 80Years old man talking to his penis

we were born together, grown up together,
enjoyed together,had lot of fun together
than why did u die before me?

139 fizaon k badalne ka intezar na kar

aandhion k rukne ka intezar na kar
chanal badal aur QTV laga le bachay
ESPN pe Sania k jhukne ka intezar na kar

140 what is difference b/e love marriage and arranged

marriage?
the 1st one is perfect suicide
and
the next one is arranged murder

141 Calander if *LOVE*

Jan -Rose
Feb -Propose
Mar -Gift
Apr -Lift
May -Chating
Jun -Dating
Jul -Miss U
Aug -Kiss U
Sep -Sex
Oct -Ex
Nov -Relax
Dec -Next

142 Muskan tere honton se kabhi jae na

aansun teri palkon pe kabhi aae na
pura ho tera har khawab
aur jo na ho poora wo kabhi aae na

143 A good frnd z one who tells u to study

well
but
a best frnd z the one who sits outside ur exam hall
& says:
abe kitna likhe ga,chal bahar aa,I m missing u !!

144 NOTICE
 ur fone got heavier with this msg!
bcoz it contains load
of
<gap>
LOVE,
<gap>
AFFECTION &
<gap>
PRAYS
<gap>
2 keep u HAPPY n SAFE.

145 barson ki chahat ko aik pal mein badalta dekha

toot kar chahne walon ko baat se mukarte dekha
naz karte thay jo apni wafaon par
unhi ko kai dafa bewafai karte dekha
kaise saja len koi sapna apni udas ankhon mein
har khwab ko toot kar bikharte dekha
kartey thay jo wade hamesha sath chalne k
phir unhi ko rasta badalte dekha
aitebar nhi raha kisi par kia karain ae dost
is aitebar ko is ankh ne kai bar marte dekha

146 Rose
<Gap>
Lotus
<Gap>
Tulips
<Gap>
Sunflowers
<Gap>
All flowers r nice &
sweet
but they have no comparison with u@
bcoz
.
.
.
.
.
.
GOBHI K PHOOL KI TO BAAT HI ALAG HOTI HAI

147 smile is a language if love,

smile is source to win heart,
smile is name of livelyhood,
smile creats greatness in personality,
so I pray 4u smile 4ever

148 hum wo nhi jo aap ko ghum mein chorh deinge

hum wo nhi jo aap se nata tordenge
 hum to aap k wo dost hain,
k jab band hojae aap ki GAAND
to danda dal k use khol deinge

149 LISTEN & SILENT r 2 words with same alphabets

but r very important for Friendship.
Bcoz only a true Frnd Listen to U when U r Silent.

150 wo mujh se aap ka pata pooch rahi thi

shayad use aap se kuch kehna tha
maine use aap ka number dia hai
wo aati hi hogi us ka naam hai
<GAP>
MUSKURAHAT
aagai kia

151 madmast
<Gap>
hawaen
<Gap>
hain
<Gap>
mausam
<Gap>
bhi
<Gap>
mastana
<Gap>
hai
<Gap>
bandar
<Gap>
bhi
<Gap>
sms
<Gap>
parh
<Gap>
raha
<Gap>
hai
<Gap>
kia
<Gap>
educational
<Gap>
zamana
<Gap>
hai

152 A teacher lecturing on population..

 "In India after every 10 Sec a woman gives birth to a kid"
A Sardar stands up and said..
"We must find & stop her..!"

153 unki gali se jab mera janaza nikla

wo na nikle jin k liye janaza nikla
jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost CT bajane lagay
rakh k mera janaza saale usay patane lagay

154 totlay ko interview main 4 words bolnay ko kaha

institute,aptitude,magnitude & substitute
totla bola
inkichut,apkichut,makichut & subkichut

155 meri dua hai k ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki Shakal,Iqbal ki

Aqal,Liaquat ki Sherwani,Fatima Jinnah ki Jawani,
Nehru ki Chal aur
aur
aur
aur
aur
aur
aur
aur
Gandhi k Baal day!

156 kisi ne dil badal liya

kisi ne dharkan badal li
aap k pas kuch nahi tha badalne ko
to aap ne masjid mein jakar chappal badal li!!!!

157 ghum ne hasne na dia

zamane ne rone na dia
in uljhano ne jeene na dia
thak k jab sitaron se panah li
neend aayi to aap ki yaad ne sone na dia

158 MSG karne se jo marte hain

,
,
CALL karne se jo darte hain
,
,
BAD LUCK to dekho
,
,
Aise KANJ@0S dost mere hi palle marte hain

159 shayad barish hone se pehle aasman neela na ho,

shayad aandhi aane se pehle mousam peela na ho,
magar ye to ho hi nahi sakta k tum so kar utho
 aur bistar gila na ho

160 ishq main dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata

hum se toota hua sheesha dekha nahi jata
apne hissay k sare sms dedoon 2jhay
mujh se tera kangal inbox dekha nahi jata

161 RIEN
F D
SHIP
do U know y I wrote it in a circle?
bcoz line has end but circle is endless!

162 boy apni grl frnd k kharchon se pareshan hokar

Boy:Tum har mahine 1KG lipstick kha jati ho
GRL: jhoot q bolte ho us main se 970Gm to tum chat
jate ho

163 bin dekhay tujhe ek lamha kia guzar gaya,

aisa laga jaise zamana guzar gaya,
din youn kata hai teri judai mein,
jaise kisi sehra se samandar guzar gaya

164 H__M T__M

is not complete without
"U"
&
fr_endsh_p will
never be completed with out
"I"
so U & I have to be there 4ever if u want HUM & TUM
2 be friends

165 qissa aik chudai ka!

pehle gand pe kaat lia hum ne,
phir phuddi ko chat lia hum ne,
phir dia honton pe namkeen bosa,
bari der talak mammo ko choosa,
ungly kar k pani dia nikaal,
boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal,
josh-e-shehvat main lode ko rakha choot pe,
dono hath jama diye us k doodh pe,
zabt k bandhan achanak toot gae,
dene say pehlay bahar hi chhoot gae

166 chehre pe aap k gazab ki smile hey

suna hai aap k pas aik mobile hey
is mein sms ki moti si file hey
phir bhi sms nahi karte
ye kanjoosi hai ya…
ye bhi style hai
167 mohabatton men jeenay wale khushnaseeb hain
mohabatton men marnay wale bhi ajeeb hain
azeem hai hamari dastan jan-e-mann
faslon pe rehte hain lekin qareeb hain

168 Excellent mind,

khubsurat chehra,
mithi awaz,
masoom ankhain,
perfect personality,
khushmizaj andaz,
ye to hui meri baat
ab aap sunaye kaise hain?

169 safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,

dil mile na mile hath badate rahiye,
taj na banaye costly pade ga
har taraf mumtaz banate rahiye

170 acha 7 HATH aur ANKH ki tarah hota hai,

jab HATH ko takleef hoti hai to ANKH roti hai
aur jab ANKH roti hai to HATH ansoo ponchhte hain

171 wada karte hain qasmain khate hain

phir bhi jane q log sath chorh jate hain
hame to takleef hoti hai phool torne main bhi
na jane log dil kaise tor jate hain

172 who's
cool?
it's u.
who's
dashing?
it's u.
who's
sweetest?
it's u.
who's
smart?
it's u.
who's
heart of millions?
it's u.
zyada uchlo mat ye sms mujhay aaya tha.

173 tez hawa ka jhonka bheeni khushboo laya hai

lagta hai aaj mera jigri dost nahaya hai

174 a
b
 c
d
e
f
g
h
h
I
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
agar I hai to TOILET jao0o shor mat
machAo0oo!!!

175 Select one word for me

Cocolate,ciggerate,burger,drug,painkiller,perfume
pizza or sweets…
wait 4 the next msg for meaning of each word but reply
me first

176 meri kisi khata pe naraz na hona

apni pyari c muskan kabhi na khona
sukoon milta hai sun kar aapki hansi ko
hanste rehna zindagi main kabhi udas na hona

177 sorry 2 disturb u

aap abid k dost hain na?
aap plz abid ko bata dein k uska mobile mere pas hai
wo kal raat meray bed room main bhool gaya tha
from Aishweria Rai
178 This is crime story:
5 frnds lived in a room,
namely
1.MAD
2.BRAIN
3.FOOL
4.NOBODY
5.SOMEBODY
one day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY,at that time
BRAIN was in bathroom,MAD called police,
MAD: is it police station?
Police:yes what's ur problem?
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
Police :r u mad?
MAD:yes I m .
Police :don't u have brain?
Mad :He is in bathroom.
Police:U fool !
MAD:No FOOL is reading the story.

179 Love?
L=Lake of Sorrows
<gap>
O=Ocean of Tears
<gap>
V=Valley of Death
<gap>
E=End of Life……
<gap>
so my life end on u!

180 U R great
"C H U T I A"
wait donot get angry let me explain!!
C=Charming
H=Handsome
U=Unique
T=Talented
I=Intelegent
A=Adorable
so
u r 100% CHUTIA

181 Har KALI tum se KHUSHBOO udhar mange

CHAND tum se NOOR udhar mange
RAB kare tum DOSTI aise nibhao
DUNYA mujh se teri DOSTI udhar mange

182 don ki miss call ka intezar 11 mobile kar rahe hain

magar don ki miss bell aana mushkil hi nahi na mumkin
 hai
qk
qk
don k pas balance hi nahi

183 aisa nahi k aap yad aate nahi…

kehna sirf itna hai k hum batate nahi…
dosti aap ki anmol hai hamare liye…
samajhte ho isliye hum jatate nahi..

183 Girl before marriage looks like,,

Barbie doll..
after marriage
Beautiful doll,
after 1 year
nice doll,
after 2 years only doll
after 3 years
panadol

184 Best
Leader = Allah
Guide = QUR'AN
Lyrics = AZAN
Loyalty =IMAN
Requst =DUA
Protection =FITRA
Oath =KALMA
Exercise =NAMAZ
Self Control =ROZA
Charity =ZAKAT
Tour =HAJ

185 Aaj ka din kaise guzargaya , kal guzre ga kysy

kal jo pareshani main guzra wo bholay ga kysy
kitnay din hum aur jeange, kam hain kitny baqi
kitnay dukh hum kaat chukay hain aur hain kitnay baqi
khas tarah ki soch thi jismain seedhi baat gunwa di
chotay chotay wehmin main sari umar bitadi

186 I MISS U
dil se
dil tak
jan se
jan tak
din se
raat tak
kal se
aaj tak
aap se
mujh tak
 january se
december tak
meray sms bhejnay se
tumhain sms milnay tak
I MISS U

187 I want to say something for u for many days

<gap>
<gap>
I
<gap>
<gap>
IL
<gap>
<gap>
I Lo
<gap>
<gap>
I Lov
<gap>
<gap>
I Love
<gap>
<gap>
I Love Y
<gap>
<gap>
I Love Yo
<gap>
<gap>
I Love You
<gap>
<gap>
I Love Yougart with bread!!!

188 mom advice girl if boy puts hands in your BRASEAR say
DON’T & if he puts hand in your UNDERWEAR say
STOP . Next day girl told 2 mom
He touched BOTH and I said DON’T STOP@@@

189 a boy went 2 met his GF

when he came back at home, mom asked
Kahan gaye thay?
Boy; Nazia se milnay.
Mom : kis liye
Boy : han bohat liye

190 what is the similarity b/w chewing gum & begum?

Ans. Both r sweet in the beginning & become tasteless,
shapeless n sticky in the end….
191 jab aik aik phool uda le gai hawa,
us din bahar ko mere ghar ka pata chala
aur utha le chalay hamay jab 4 log
us din meray yar ko meray pyar ka pata chala

192 aj kuch kami hai tere baghair

na rang na roshni hai tere baghair
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai
bas dharkan thami hai tere baghair
na barish hai na dhuan
phir bhi dil main tapish si hai tere baghair
bohat roka hai badal ko barasne se
phir bhi ankhon mein nami si hai tere baghair

193 9
msgs
received
1
hi!
2
how r u!
3
hope u r ok
4
miss u!
5
miss me
6
be happy!
7
take care
8
bye!
9
abay o itnay sare msgs kar diye reply to kar de@

194 suna hai yad main hamari tumhain loose motion lag
gae hain
chalo hain to ye bhi ansoo magar rasta bhatak gae hain

195 open with love!

…
hum aap se kuch kehna chahte hain
…
wohi bat jo dilko chu jaye
…
…
wohi pyar k teen lafz
…
the 3 golden words
…
 kanjoos kahin kay!!!

196 It takes half of ur life to find true frnds & half of it keeping
them.I m lucky to have spent less than half my life
finding u & wish 2 spend the rest keeping you.

197 open ur door when u r alone,

open ur heart when u feel sad…
but don’t open ur hand when u need a frnd,
coz I m already holding ur hand forever .

198 Smile is a Cooling System of Heart,

Sparkling System of Eyes,
Lighting System of Face,
Relaxing System of Mind,
So activate ur all System
AND
KEEP SMILING

199 kabhi zindagi se gila kar k roye

kabhi moat ki hum dua kar k roye
ajab silsila hai namaz-e-mohabbat ka
qaza kar k bhi roye
aur
ada kar k bhi roye

200 4 kam karo

1.phone switch off karo
2.battery kholo
3.sim card nikalo
4.mobile ko road pe de maro
jab koi msg hi nhi karna to mobile ki kia zaroorat hai

201 haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hai hamara,

yaad tumhain har pal kia karte hain,
jo na aaye kisi din sms tumhara,
purana hi sms parh liya karte hain

202 Name: Don

Baap: Gangster
Bhai: Munna Bhai
Address: 36 China town
Guru: Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56,
sms bhej warna
57…..

203 fizao main tum ho

hawao main tum ho
baharo main tum ho
 dhoop main tum ho
chahon main tum ho
sach hi suna tha???
.
.
.
.
.
buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota @@@

204 zamana kitna kharab ho gaya hai

har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya hai
NA CALL NA MISS CALL NA SMS KA JAWAB
har koi MOBILE rakh k NAWAB ho gaya hai

205 Meaning of
ABCDEFG:
A
BOY
CAN
DO
EVERY
THING
FOR
GIRLS
.
.
.
.
.
now
.
.
.
.
.
reverse the letters
GFEDCBA.
GIRLS
FOGET
EVERYTHINGS
DONE
&
CATCH NEW
BAKRA
AGAIN

206 Sapno se dil lagane ki adat nahi rahi…

har waqt muskurane ki adat nahi rahi…
ye soch kar k koi manane nahi aaye ga…
ab hamare rooth jane ki adat nahi rahi
207 rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge
har pal aap ko hansayenge
pata hai aapko fursat nahi yaad karne ki
hum hi tang kar kar k apni yad dilayenge

208 taj mahal kuch logon k liye aik ajooba hai

kuch logon k liye mohabbat ka ehsas hai
hamare liye ye aik bakwas hai
har roz badalti hamari mumtaz hai

209 Jis ki aik smile par hai dunya fida

jis se dil na hona chahe juda
jis ka style hai lajawab
wo aap nahi hum hain janab

210 dosti gazal hai gungunane k liye

dosti naghma hai sunane k liye
ye wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi
q ka hosla chahiye dosti nibhane k liye

211 aaj mausam main kuch ajab si baat hai

bekabu se mere jazbat hain
ji chahta hai k tum ko chura lein tum se
per kia karain mama kehti hain k chori karna buri baat hai

212 kon kehta hai k dost apni judai hogi

ye afwah kisi madar chod ne phelai hogi
khushi se rahain ge teri gand mein ghus kar hum
aakhir itni jaga to hum ne banai hogi

213 Jab se tumhain dekha hai

mera
raat ko
din ko
subha ko
khate waqt
peete waqt
sote waqt
jagte waqt
hans hans k bura haal ho gaya hai

214 pani main terna

machli ka style
hawa main urna
panchi ka style
different msgs bhejna mera style
muft main msg parhna aapka style

215 Sarda aik partaba pani pee raha tha.

.
 .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ab kia sardar pani bhi nahi pee sakta,
is main bhi tumhai koi joke chahiye….

216 whenever u feel Sadness in ur

HEART
Blackness in ur
EYES
paleness on ur
FACE
dipression in ur
THOUGHTS
it shows that u r lack of
Vitamin 'ME'

217 Today is death aniversary of PINK PANTHAR so plz

send this sms to atleast one CARTOON.
I have done my job@

218 morning is a wonderful opportunity

2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 smile
and
2 thank GOD for all blessing we received.
GOOD MORNING

219 bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi k raaste

anjane mod pe kuch log dost ban jate hain
milne ki khushi dain ya na dain
bichadne ka gham zaroor de jate hain

220 sweet heart is a special word for Love,

Love is a special word for Care,
Care is a special word for Friend,
 and the friend is a Special word for…
"YOU"

221 aj k bad na sms karna

na call karna
na samjhana
na kuch poochna
na koi rabta karna
milne ki koshish bhi na karna
q k doctor ne kaha hai
"AVOID SWEETS"
and U R SO SWEET

222 never ignore a person who

Loves U
Cares U
Misses U
b coz
one day u may wake up frm ur sleep and realize that
u've lost the moon while counting stars!

223 pehle to jati nahi thi 1 keel tak choot main

aur ab to udti phirti hai 1 cheel choot main
cheel ne dekhli 1 jheel choot main
jheel main naha raha tha shakeel choot main
shakeel ne kardi apeal choot main
adalat ne bhej dia 1 wakeel choot main
wakeel ne dedi daleel choot main
hukumat ne laga di seal choot main
ab phir jati nahi hai 1 keel choot main

224 1 larki …… pahan k ….. K pas bethi thi

us ka ……,
….. Main gir gaya
in 4 blanks mein 1 hi word ana hai

225 we
sms
each
other
because
u
think
Im
nice
I
think
ur
nice
u
think
 Im
cool
i
think
ur
cool
u
think
Im
sweet
i
think
ur
sweet
u
think
Im
best
i
think
ur
right !!

226 when u feel sad…

to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I m really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
but don’t make this habit…..
coz liars go to hell !!!!!

227 ishq aur dosti meri zindagi ka unwaan hy

ishq meri rooh dosti mera imaan hy
ishq pe kardoon main apni sari zindagi qurban
magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban hy

228 An apple a day

KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!!
But if the nurse is cute
APPLE KI MAA KI CHUT !!!

229 A
B
C
D
A =u r attractive
B =u r the best
C =u r cute
D =u r dear 2 me
E
F
G
 E =u r excellent
F =u r funny
G =good lookin
H
I
J
H =ha ha ha
I =I m
J =jocking

230 raat ki tanhaiyaan

tail ki chiknaiyaan
uthao botal tail ki
musarraton k khel ki
na koi munda na koi fun
bus apna hath aur apna hi lun
yahi to hai wo apna pan

231 khamosh raat ka pehlu main sitare nahi hote

in rukhi ankhon main rangeen nazare nahi hote
hum bhi na karte parwa aap ki
agar aap itne pyare nahi hote

232 sabhi naghme aik saaz mein gaye nahi jate

sabhi log mehfil main bulaye nahi jate
kuch pas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate
kuch door reh kar bhi bhulaye nahi jate

233 dimagh jis ka ICE…

jeewan uska ka NICE…
dil jis ka PURE…
kamyabi mile SURE…
nazar jis ki CLEAR…
wo bane sab ka DEAR…
4-example
main hoon na!!!

234 dil mein tumhare…

apni kami chorh jaayen gay…
hathon mein intezar ki lakeer chorh jaayen ge
yad rakhna mujhay dhoondhtay phiro gay aik din
zindagi mein aik dost ki kami chorh jaayen gay

235 do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua

umar bhar ghum k sahare ji lenge
kya hua jo hamari grl frnd nahi
hum apki grl frnd k sahare ji lenge

236 chand lamhon ki zindagani hai

nafraton se jiya nahi karte
lagta hai dushmanon se guzarish karni padegi
 dost to ab yaad kiya nahi karte

237 muskarahat aap k sms se milti hai

dil ko rahat aap k sms se milti hai
band mat karna kabhi sms ka darwaza
kyun k dil ki ye dharkan aap k sms se chalti hai

238 to live a life we need

1.BRAIN
2.INTELLEGENCE
3.KNOWLEDGE
4.EXPRESSION
5.LOOKS
6.LUCK
7.MENTAL STABILITY
so…
I salute U
4 managing without them@

239 wives r incomming calls

lovers r outgoing calls
aunties r tollfree calls
call grls r roaming calls
neighbour grls r missed calls

good relations doesn’t need any promises

any terms & conditions…it just need two wonderfull
people…
one cool like me
one sweet like u

240 Friendship
needs
no EXPECTATIONS
NO PROMISES
NO DEMANDS
JUST WANTS SINCERITY,
TRUST CARE
&
ALSO
SWEET SMS

241 love don’t ask, who r u?

love only say u r MINE.
love don’t ask, where r u from?
love only say u live in my HEART.
love don’t ask do u love me?
love only say "I LOVE U"

242 aansu ko ankhon ki dehleez pe laya na karo

apnay dil ka hal kisi ko bataya na karo
 log muthi main namak liye phirtay hain
apnay zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo

243 Phool bankar muskarana zindagi hai

muskurakar ghum bhulana zindagi hai
jeet kar koi khush hua to kia hua
har kar khushian manana zindagi hai

244 meri ankhon ko sapnay phir dikha gaya koi

bujhti sanson mein mahak phir jaga gaya koi
kia ye such much pyar hai ya phir se 'TOPI' pehna gaya
koi

245 karoge yaad to har bat yad aaye gi

guzarte waqt ki har moj thehar jae gi
talash karoge jo hum se behtar dost koi
nigah door talak jakar bhi lot aaye gi

246 na kisi ko chehra karo

na kisi se panga liya karo
na kisi ko dil diya karo
na kisi se dil liya karo
healthy life jiya karo
roz roz GOOD MILK piya karo

247 kisi ko dost ki SACHAI mar deti hai

kisi ko dard ki GHEHRAI mar deti hai….
bgair kisi dost k koi g nahi sakta
jo gee jae use TANHAI mar deti hai

248 SHUT UP
s= surprise 4 u..
h=happiness 4 u..
u=unlimited love 4 u..
t=true passion 4 u..
u=u always in my mind..
p=praying 4 u
so again shut up

249 beauty is AGELESS

love is BOUNDLESS
heart beats are COUNTLESS
and a FRIEND like u is
HOPELESS
Oops
SHAMLESS
oh sorry
USELESS
extremly
PRICELESS
250 Friend is 1, who (F)inds u in a ®ush of people,
(I)nspires u to do smthng in life, catch ur (E)motions
and (N)ever leaves u till (D)eath.

251 aap tamanna karo jin haseen lamhon ki

wo lamhay aap k qadmon main hon
khuda aap ko wo sab kuch haqeeqat main de
jo soch aap k sapno main ho
AAMEEN

252 gham ki aahat b na aaye dar par

pyar k samandar ka tu bhi aik kinara ho
kabhi bhool se jo tapke tere aankh se moti
thame wo jo tujhay sab se pyara ho

253 lafzon ki justuju main sab kuch ganwa dia

wo chal dia main tarz-e-ada dhoondta raha
us ko kisi ne rab se lia mang aur main
sajde main gir k harf-e-dua dhoondta raha

254 enter code to kiss AISHWARIA'S LIPS

*
**
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*****
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wrong code!
u have kissed ARBABA GHULAM RAHIM'S LIPS
now wash ur mouth
and
try again

255 us ko dekhta tha to hansti thi

balon ko lehrati thi
kuch soch kar sharmati thi
phir kuch soch kar muskurati thi
aaj pata chala Sali NAFSIYATI thi

256 Tring Tring !!

inbox kholo
aap k liye phool bheje hain
--;--;--<@
--;--;--<@
--;--;--<@
--;--;--<@
--;--;--<@
sms send karo warna mere phool sharafat se wapis
kardo
257 --;--;--<@
--;--;--<@
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im sending u 3 flowers
for reminding u 3 things…
U
M
&
Our friendship
be happy..

258 wo mangti thi main deta na tha,

jawab us k sawalon ka
abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka
wo kehti thi peechay se nahi agay se karo,
deedar meray husn o shabab ka
wo kehti thi bara maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
kano main ik ik lafz janab ka

259 aap ne mujh ko dekha

phir aap meray peechay aaye
aate gaye
phir
phir
phir
phir kia
mujhay
1
rupia dena hi para @@

260 durian bohat hain par itna samajh lo…

pas reh kar koi rishta khas nahi hota..
tum dil k pas itnay ho k..
dorion ka ehsas nahi hota

261 Taj mahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota

Taj mahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota
apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada ashiq na hota@@

262 dreams r not those which r sleep during sleep.

dreams r those which'll never Let U sleep, so c the
dreams & WORK HARD 2 bring them true
(Best of Luck)

263 aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewakuf banaya

plz press down 4 details
…
….
….
….
 ….
aj ki taza khabar 11 ko bewakuf banaya
ha ha ha ha

264 1 hand on horn

1 hand on gear
1 ear listening song
1 ear on mobile
1 foot on accelerator other one on clutchs &
eyes on girsz
welcome to pakistan v r busy nation

265 why is SINGH added to every sardars name?

because of its hidden meaning:.
S =Sala
I =Insan
N =nahi
G =Gadha
H =Hai

266 Sardar says to air hostess , I want fresh milk

air hostes open her breast n give in sardar'z mouth .
sardar says: shukar hai Sali se pani nahi manga @@

267 2 pyaz
3 lehsan
5 gram zeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thora sa hara dhanya
pata hai main kia bana raha hoon
CHUTIA

268 friendship is not an exam to pass or fail.

friendship is not a competition to win or lose.
it is feeling in which u care for someone more than
ur self

269 suna hai ishq karne walon ki neend urh jati hai
aray koi hum se bhi to ishq karay kambakht hamain to
neend hi bohat ati hai

270 0% khush ho ,
30% bor ho rehe ho,
62% miss kar rahe ho,
82% mushkil main ho,
36% dukhi ho,
01% tense ho
in sab nos ko sath likh kar dial karo apki problm
 solve ho jae gi

271 dosti karo college wali se,

pyar karo office wali se,
programme karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao Sali se,
love karo dilwali se
aur
mar khao gharwali se

272 suna hai k wo jate jate keh gaye,

k hum sirf tumhare khabon mein aain gay,
koi un se keh de k wo wada to karen,
hum umar bhar k liye so jaen gay

273 baat baat pe jo rooth jate hain,

anjane main un se hath choothe jate hain
koi bataye unhain bara nazuk hai dosti ka rishta,
haste haste bhi dil toot jatein hain

274 apna dil hi apni tabahi ka sabab hota

ye jawani ka zamana bhi ajab sarmast hota hai
konsi baat ne kab kisi ka dil tor dia
bolne wale ko ehsas hi kab hota hai

275 Smile:
S: Sets u free,
M:makes u special
I:increases ur face value
L:lifts up ur spirit
E:erases all ur tensions
…..so keep smiling always

276 Some time I don’t say hi,

some time I don’t reply,
some time I don’t msg u,
it doesn’t mean I forget U !
it mean I give U time to miss me.

277 Wen tears cum out of ur eyes it

means
*U r Sad*
Wen u smile It
means
*U r Happy*
but
Wen u receive a msg widout any reason it means
*U r Special*

278 WHAT IS SEX ?.

it is a science with wife,
 Art with
Girlfriend,
Commerce with
Prostitute,
&
Social Service with
Aunties….

279 This nice msg is for a NICE person like "you"

in NICE Season
on NICE Reason
with NICE wishes
through NICE thoughts
along NICE feelings at NICE time
And from a NICE friend

280 Golden Facts of Life:-

when some1 loves u,
u don’t Realise it….
when u realise it,
its too late,
U always love the 1 who leaves U & leave the 1 who
Loves u..

281 What is "ISHQ"?

The answer is "PEPSI" -it means
P pyar
E ehsas
P pagalpan
S sabar
I imtihan
waoo itna sab kuch sirf 10 rupay main !
Dil hai to mango aur…

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