HINDI SCRIPTS

JAGADISH

CORRUPTION

Anupam kher
Salman khan
Shahrukh khan
Amir khan
Nasaruddin shah
ompuri
Nana patekar
Amitabh bachan

SCENE 1

Police officer : thane bulaya hai

Anupam kher : kyon

Police officer : tumhara beta beech raste par mara mari kar raha tha
inspector bula raha hai

Anupam kher : pandrah minute main a raha hoo

Wife : kaha ja rahe ho

Anupam kher : beta paida kiya hai isliye

Inspector : paisa laye ho

Anupam kher : kaise paise

Inspector : beta bahar chahiye ya nahi

Anupam kher : uske liye paise

Inspector : pehli bar thane aye ho kya

Anupam kher : haan

Inspector : dus hazar

Anupam kher : aisa , kaun sa jurm kiya hain mere bete ne

Inspector : mar peet ,

Anupam kher : vakeel leke akar aapse baat karta hoon

Inspector : uski jaroorat nahi, aaj ravivar hain, beta raat bhar under
rahega ya bahar nikaloge

Anupam kher : itna paisa mere paas nahi hain

Inspector : kal laoge to bees hazar

Anupam kher : kal vakeel lekar ata hoon

Inspector : jaisi tumhari marzi

Scene 2

Vakeel : bahut pecheda case hai, 1 lakh chahiye

Anupam kher : itna paisa , ek maar peet ke liye

Vakeel : beta chudana woh bhi police logo ke saath , ghoos to dena
padega, chudane ke liye

Anupam kher : bahut mushkil se ghar mein paanch hazar tankhwah milti hai
aur itni badi rakam dena mere bas ki baat nahi hai

Vakeel : to bache kyon paida karte ho

Anupam kher : shukriya

Scene 3

Inspector : kyon phirse, vakeel saath laye ho

Anupam kher : bees hazar laya hoon , bacha chudane ke liye

Inspector : bees hazar nahi chalega, poora pachas hazar loonga

Anupam kher : apne kal bola tha bees hazar

Inspector : haan , par ab mujhe yaad nahi hain

Anupam kher : kal lekar aaoon

Inspector : kal laoge to 1 lakh nahi to tumhara beta salakhon ke peeche

hamesha ke liye

Anupam kher : shukriya

Yeh hai bharat ki kahani jo har ghar main sunayi jaati hai, yaha par log paiso se
baat karte hain, jiske paas paisa uske pas naam , shauharat aur jiske paas
paisa na ho to duniya bhar ki thokre khane pe majboor

Scene 4

CBI special branch corruption department

Amir khan : teen jasoos ek kam

Shahrukh khan : statement achi hai

Salman khan : kaun si khushi main

Amir khan : special branch corruption , corruption removal at once

Shah rukh khan : mombati ko seedha rakho to kaam pe ati hai, agar neeche
giri to andhera

Amir khan : matlab

Salman khan : corruption ko nikalo nahi to job se bahar

Amir khan : bacha bacha janta hai ki bharat desh mein corruption kaise
failti hai

Salman khan : to hum kis khet ki muli hai, naam salman aur kam bahaduri
ki

Amir khan : shayari sunoge is par

Salman khan : beshak

Amir khan : shayari arz kiya hai, corruption se kya darna , hum khud uske
liye bane hai, log jitney bhi ho corruption badane ke liye,
hum unse kum nahi hai

Salman khan : wah wah, wah , wah arz kiya hai, crime branch ke hum teeno,
kam watan ka, chalte huye corruption logo se kya darna ,
hum hai , corruption ki khatir

shah rukh khan : wah , arz kiya hai , zindagi ka naam corruption hai, yeh
humne padi thi, cbi mein akar, kaam aisa kar jayenge, dekhne
wale kahenge wah wah , wah wah

Scene 5

Officer : boss is calling

Sab teeno good morning sir

ompuri : good morning

Amir khan : any news

Om puri : ek pechida case hai , sunoge

Shah rukh khan : batayiye

Om puri : Mumbai ki sadko mein corruption is rampant, yeh to hum sab

jante hai, par in sab se badi hai paisa, aur jiske paas
paisa hai wah corruption badata hai, yeh crime branch or
corruption unit bhali banti janti hai, is corruption ko stop karne
ke liye abhi tak humne jo kuch bhi kiya hai kafi nahi hai.
Mumbai mein corruption ab bhi continue ho rahi hai, aur tum
teeno ko isliye bulaya hai taki tum teeno Mumbai jante ho aur
pandrah saal se Mumbai ki seva karte ho. Mere anusar is
Mumbai mein crime aur corruption badane ke peeche teen
logo ka haath hai 75% of the times, yeh information mujhe
aaj crime branch of CBI ne bataya hai, yeh hai tumhari
assignment , inko kaise pakadte ho yeh tum teeno ki intelligence
par chod deta hoon

Salman khan : Yeh teeno akhir kaun hai , aur karte kya hai information ke
anusar

Om puri : information ke anusar teeno dost hai tum teeno ki tarah aur
bade business man , kya karte hai yeh nahi malum, but swiss
 bank main account hai without any official proof , unke naam is
file main hai, naam nasaruddin shah , amitabh bachan
and Nana patekar

Amir khan : case hum teeno solve kar dege

Om puri : time 6 months from today assignment , good luck

Teeno : thank you sir

Scene 6

Amitabh bachan : latest kya khabar hai

Nana patekar : kuch nahi , kuch teen bande a rahe hai kuch puchtash ke
liye

Nasaruddin shah : humse mukabla, kaun hai yeh teeno

Nana patekar : cbi specialist corruption

Amitabh bachan : arz kiya hai bache hum nahi hai , chori chupe ate nahi hai,
waqt humara barbad mat kijiye, hum kisi ke naukar nahi hai

Nasaruddin shah : kiske liye bani hai yeh shayari

Nana patekar : aur kiske liye CBI specialist ke liye aur kaun

Nasaruddin shah : to humari shayari suniye, arz kiya hai bacho se to pala hum
roz karte hai, bacho se pala hum roz karte hai, yeh teeno
kis khet ki muli hai jo humse nata jodna chahte hai

Nana patekar : arz kiya hai sapno ke sudagar hum nahi hai, bache woh hai
hum nahi hai , jitni bhi der woh bate humse kare, kaam hum
karenge woh nahi

Scene 7

Salman khan : teeno ek saath

Nasaruddin shah : kyon hum ander nahi a sakte

Amir khan : a sakte hain par ek ek karke

Amitabh bachan : kyon

Shahrukh khan : kyonki savera jab hota hai to log kya karte hain

Amitabh bachan : naha dho ke ek saath khana khate hain

Amir khan : uske baad

Nana patekar : apne apne kaam pe lag jate hai

Shah rukh khan : hum bhi wohi kar rahe hai, bari bari se ana jaroori hai kaam
ke silsiley main

Scene 8

Nana patekar : good morning

Amir khan : good morning

Salman khan : kaam

Nana patekar : business man

Shah rukh khan : what type

Nana patekar : kuch bhi jo desh seva ke liye upyog hota hai

Amir khan : yani ngo

Nana patekar : wohi samajh lijiye

Salman khan : matlab

Nana patekar : ngo

Amir khan : tankhwah

Nana patekar : ngo ka jitna

Salman khan : yani kitna

Nana patekar : 5 lakhs har mahine

Shah rukh khan : paise kaha par hai

Nana patekar : swiss bank account main

Shah rukh khan : waha par kyon any illegal

Nana patekar : no

Shah rukh khan : phir waha par kyon

Nana patekar : safety

Amir khan : kaisi safety

Nana patekar : paisa jyada hai isliye

Amir khan : har mahine kitna paisa ata hai apke paas

Nana patekar : har mahine 60 to 90 lakhs

Shah rukh khan : karte kya hai us paise say

Nana patekar : desh seva

Salman khan : yani

Nana patekar : education, nature development, old age homes

Shah rukh khan: kitna paisa dete hai is sari cheese karne ke liye

Nana patekar : kareeb 1crore

Amir khan : abhi apne kaha ki income 60 to 90 lakhs

Salman khan: aur abhi kaha ki 1 crore spent

Teeno ek saath : kuch samjhe nahi

tension

Amir khan: balancesheet, profit and loss statement

Nana patekar : nasaruddin shah karta hain usse poochna padega

Teeno : thank you

Scene 9

Nasaruddin shah : good morning

Teeno : good morning

Amir khan : job kya hai

Nasaruddin shah : business

Shahrukh khan : kaisa business

Nasaruddin shah : wohi desh seva

Salman khan : yani education

Nasaruddin shah : wohi samajh lijiye

Amir khan : yani ngo se hatke

Nasaruddin shah : yes

Shah rukh khan : accounts apne kaha se seekhi

Nasaruddin shah : fms delhi

Salman khan : any project

Nasaruddin shah : amitabh bachan ke saath unke company mein 5 years back

Amir khan : amitabh bachan apse bade hain

Nasaruddin shah : kareeb char saal bade

Shahrukh khan : karte kya hain amitabh bachan

Nasaruddin shah : accounts

Salman khan : designation in the office

Nasaruddin shah : jaise sab companies ke ceo

Amir khan : ceo or woh bhi accounts

Nasaruddin shah : yani cfo uske baad ceo

Shahrukh khan : yani company kiski hai

Nasaruddin shah : amitabh bachan ki

Salman khan : aur cfo se ceo

Tension

Amir khan : fine accounts

Nasaruddin shah : main karta hoon

Amir khan : education mein par mahine kitni amdani hoti hai

Nasaruddin shah : kareeb 1 crore

Shahrukh khan : aur kharcha

Nasaruddin shah : kareeb 80 lakhs

Salman khan : apki tankhwah

Nasaruddin shah : 5 lakh

Amir khan : log kitne hai

Nasaruddin shah : bas hum teen

Shahrukh khan : yani kharcha teen logo ka 20 lakh right

Nasaruddin shah : yes right

Shahrukh khan : yani mahina 1 crore kharcha 80 lakhs 3 log 15 lakh

Salman khan : to baki 5 lakh

tension

Sab teeno : thankyou

Amir khan : fine amitabh bachan ko bulayiye

Scene 10

Amitabh bachan : good afternoon

Shahrukh khan : pata nahi tha dopahar ho gayi

Amitabh bachan : subah kisne dekha hai , shaam ho gayi, dopahar baki hai,
kam karte jayiye aap, hum kisliye hain

Teeno : thankyou

Amir khan : subah ka nashta kiya hain, dopahar apse , shaam abhi baki
hain kaam humara aap dekh lijiye

Shah rukh khan : naam

Amitabh bachan : amitabh bachan

Salman khan : kaam ngo ke alava

Amitabh bachan : what ngo

Amir khan : aapka business

Amitabh bachan : education

Shah rukh khan : yani ngo education

Amitabh bachan : nahi sirf education

Salman khan : aap ceo uske

Amitabh bachan : haan

Shahrukh khan : nasaruddin shah kehte hain ki aap ngo chalate hain

Amitabh bachan : wohi ngo

Amir khan : aap ceo kab bane

Amitabh bachan : kareeb 3 years back

Shahrukh khan : usse pehle

Amitabh bachan : naukri

Salman khan : marketing

Amitabh bachan : yes

Shahrukh khan : accounts mein apki dilchaspi

Amitabh bachan : accounts maine kabhi touch nahi ki sirf marketing

Amir khan : nana patekar bol rahe the ki aap accounts mein unke baap
hain

Amitabh bachan : woh kuch saal maine use padayi thi

Shahrukh khan : aap keh rahe the abhi ki apki koi accounts main dilchaspi
nahi hain

Tension

Aap bahar baithiye hum abhi ate hain

Scene 11

Teeno ko bulake copy of discussion and ended with for giving false information
arrested

Ompuri : congratulation boys , how did you manage

Amir khan : palang par sothe huye admi ko jagana ho to hamari tarah
kaam karni chahiye

Every one laughs

Shahrukh khan : what would happen to them

Ompuri : woh hum par chod do

Salman khan : thank you sir , but for your kind information you are also
under arrest

Ompuri : I didn’t understand

Amir khan : poori story main ek baat nasaruddin shah ne kahi wah yeh
hai ki paanch lakh baki kaha gayi humne khud chan been ki to
 pata chala accounts mein ki har bar paanch lakh kisi mr sher
ke naam pe transfer hoti hai har do mahine ke baad, kuch
gumnam vyakti, woh bhi do mahine kyonki agar har mahine
ho to pata chal jayega

Shahrukh khan : chaanbeen karne par bhi yeh nahi malum hua ki wah vyakti
kaun hai, tab address check ki to pata chala ki wah bhi galat
address hai, ab yeh malum padna chahiye ki wah vyakti kaun
hai

Salman khan : hum yahi kab se soch rahe the ki apko kaise malum pada ki
teeno vyakti poori 75% in logo se corruption hoti hai, yeh
information apko crime branch se mili thi par yeh jab humne
chaanbeen kari to pata chala ki unhe yeh information
indirectly apse mili

Amir khan : yani aap un teeno ke kuch lagte hai, pata chala to aap woh
admi hain jinhone wah company ki shuruvat ki baahar se

Shah rukh khan : par hume yeh nahi malum ki aap ne un teeno ke bare main
apne hume kyon batayi, baat chupchap se ki ja sakti thi, yeh
unhe jail bhijwane ka apka matlab kya tha

Salman khan : history phir se dauhrayi ja rahi hai ki char dost teen company
ke ander aur ek bahar plan bilkul amazing teen paisa
aiththe hain aur chauhta corruption daba deta hai

Amir khan : kuch salo baad teeno milbaithke paisa loot rahe the aur
accounts main jo paisa apka ana tha ruk gayi, aap baukhla gaye
aur corruption main unko phasana chaha

Shahrukh khan : aur ek baat samajh nahi ayi, ki apne hum teeno ko kyon
choose ki , seedha , seedha unko giraftar kar sakte the aur
corruption ka case close kar sakte the Yeh beech main hum
teeno ko kuch samjhe nahi

Salman khan : taki apka naam beech main na aye isliye, kuch galat valat ho
jaye nahi dar ke mare right mr sher

Ompuri : yes

Teeno : welcome to jail mr sher

NEXT
 KISMAT KA KHEL

Nana Patekar
kajol
amitabh bachan
tabu
shabana azmi
kader khan
saif ali khan
gulshan grover

Scene 1

Nana patekar: kya hua, chup baithey ho

kajol : aaj somvar hai, Maine upvas rakha hai.

Nana patekar: to aaj khana milega ki nahi. Tumhari, amma bhi somvar ko
upvas rakhti thi

kajol : maloom hai, unhi se sikhi hoon

Nana patekar : khana kuch banaya hai, ya bhuke pet sovu

kajol : fridge mein rakha hai, garam kar ke kha lijiye

Nana patekar : mein shiv ka bhakt hu, par ek bar bhi upvas nahi rakhta

kajol : to kisne kaha ki aap rakhiye

Nana patekar : tumhe dekhta hu to Shiva ki biwi, naam kya hai uska. Ha,
parvathi uski yaad ati hai

kajol : acha hai pehli bar aapne, meri taarif , kisi devta se ki hai

Nana patekar : interpretation acha kar leti ho

kajol: aap hi se sikha hai

Scene 2
Nana patekar : Kya khabar aye newspaper mein

Amitabh bachan : kuch khas nahi wahi ghisi piti kahaniyan. Yeh news wale
bhi ajib hai kabhi achi batein likhna pasand nahi karte, jab
bhi bhi dekho picture films ke bare mein likhte hein

Nana patekar : eh amitabh bachan, kabhi bhi tune newspapers mein

police ke bare mein pada hai. . kaun mara , kisne mara kitne
mar gaye police ki naukri karte karte, police ka putla bhi
nahi banate, par jab koi police mein kisi ki maut ho jaye tab
yehi newspaper log bat ka batangad bana dete hein

Amitabh bachan : such hai apni zindagi hi aisi hai 2 pahiyon ki motorcycle
aur 4 pahiyon ki jeep aur kahenge, chota shakeel ko pakdo

Nana patekar : aajkal yeh politician nam kye hai

Amitabh bachan : tabu

Nana patekar : Haa tabu ka nam bahut sun raho hoon

Amitabh bachan : chief minister ki beti hai,

Nana patekar : to

Amitabh bachan : last elections mein har gayi thi , is bar elections a rahe hai
naa, is lein uska naam har newspaper mein chapa hai

Saif ali khan : kehte hai tabu party funds aur companies ke fund se
elections jeetna chahta hai

Amitabh bachan : is bar tabu ka jeetna nishchit hai

Nana patekar : apne ko kya karma , kaun aya , kaun gaya, apne ko apne,
kaam se matlab hai

Amitabh bachan: ek problem hai tabu ka jilla hamari ilake se gujarta

hain. Dar lagta hain ki hatapai na ho jaye opposition or ruling
party ke beech

Nana patekar : too aur darpok, ho hi nahi sakta. raju gang ke 5 aadmi ko
5 bullet se tune hi to mar dala tha

Amitabh bachan : chod na yar woh to 3 saal purani kahani

Nana patekar : 3 saal nahi, 3 mahine pehle. Kash main waha hota

Scene 3

Nana patekar: sir apne hame yaad farmaya

Kader khan : ha tumhare constitution mein mera beta jeetne jaa raha
hai

Nana patekar : abhi voting ke leya 5 ghante aur hai sir

Kader khan : to tum samajte ho mera beta jeet nahi sakta

Amitabh bachan : woh hum nahi sir opposition ke leader ka dava hai

Kader khan : to tumhara support opposition leader ki tarf ishara karta

hai

Nana patekar : Kaam to hume karna hai chahe aap rahe ya na rahe

Scene 4

Govind : koi reporter apse milna chahti hai

Nana patekar : faltu mein timewaste mat kar bol jake cinema ke bare mein
likhe

Govind : woh sunti nahi hai kahti hai bina apse mile bina jayegi nahi
subah se baithe hai apse milne ke liye

Nana patekar: theek hai bol hum 15 minute mein a raha hein

Shabana Azmi : good morning

Nana patekar : good morning

Amitabh bachan : good morning

Nana patekar : hume kaise yaad kiya

Shabana azmi : shikari ko pakadna ho to jungle mein jaana padta hai

Nanapatekar: apka matlab hai ki humara office jungle hai

Shabana azmi : bas nazariyan hai dekhne ka

Nanapatekar : My name is Rana pratap nice to meet you

Shabana azmi : My name is Rudram devi

Amitabh bachan : aur hamara naam pochoge nahin

Nana patekar : yaha ke most senior officer rudra pratap singh from Punjab
bachelor

Shabana azmi : Akhbaro mein aap dono ka naam suna hai aajkal. Kehte hain
aap dono ki jodi khoobsorat lajawab aur tariff ke kabil hai

Nanapatekar : kaun likh raha hai hamere bare mein

Shabana azmi : mein khud . I am a reporter of hindu dainik lagta hai aap
news nahi padte

Nana patekar : aapke jaise reporter logo se kum interaction hota hai

Shabana azmi : thanks for the complements

Amitabh bachan : its our pleasure

Shabana azmi : kitne saal ho gaye apko kaam karte hue

Amitabh bachan : pandrah saal, bahut transfer hue hai

Shabana azmi : aapke bolne dang se hi pata chal jata hai you both
don’t compromise

Nana patekar : definitely not agar kisi ko thokna hai to thok denge
peche dekhna choda diya hai

Shabana azmi : aur aap

Nana patekar : main rudra pratap singh ka junior hoon 5 saal ho geye
police ki naukri karte karte

Amitabh bachan : aur aap is field yaani reporter ke field mein kitne saal se hai

Shabana azmi : terah saal paanch mahine cheh din.

Nana patekar/amitabh bachan : very interesting

Nana patekar : I shouldn t say so par puch raha hoo ki apne shaadi ki

Shabana azmi : haa 2 bache, us settled

Nanapatekar : to yeh reporting

Shabana azmi : passion , passion to do something for the nation

Nana patekar/amitabh bachan : we too

Scene 5

Nana patekar : phir se kaise pharmaya apne

Shabana azmi : aadmi parakhne mein main ustad hoon

Amitabh bachan : aisa apne kya dekha hai humme

Shabana azmi : apne aap se poocheye samajh jaayenge

Nana patekar : koi to baat hogi jise humse share karna chahti hoge

Shabana azmi : aap dono se mashoura lena tha

Nana patekar : kis bat par

Shabana azmi : politics par

Nana patekar : kyon hamari naukri pasand nahi ayi

Shabana azmi : power is played by the top not by bottom

Amitabh bachan: to aap politics mein badlav lana chahti hain. To is mein
main hum kya kar sakte hoon. hum unke isharo par chalta
hoon transfer politician karta hai aur goli hamko khani
padti hai

shabana azmi : bahut kuch agar aap dono chahte hain to

Nanapatekar : Insaan mein do khvaishaih hote hai ek bigadne ki doosra

jodne ki

Shabana azmi : to main samjhu ki aap dono ne haan kaha hai

Nana patekar : at your service

Shabana azmi : kal theek 6 baje garden restaurant mein

Amitabh bachan: theek 6 baje dono white suit

Nana patekar : right

Amitabh bachan : right

Scene 6

Shabana azmi : on time

Nana patekar : der se ane mein humare dictionary mein nahi hai

Shabana azmi : kaam ki baat kare

Amitabh bachan : khuli hawa mein chalenge to baat mein dam hogi

Shabana azmi : saans ko thandak dene ki baat apne theek farmaya

Shabana azmi : Tabu ka naam suna hai

Nana patekar : haan suna hai

Shabana azmi : usi ke bare mein baat karni hai

Shabana azmi : main yeh chahti hoon ki aap dono ashutosh ke saath kaam
kare. Woh 21st century ki navjavan ladki hai. Uske pass
bade ideas hai

Nana patekar : par ham politics mein nahi hain hum police force mein
kaam karte hain

Shabana azmi : to kya hua

Amitabh bachan : press kya kar rahi hai. Agar ashutosh ke pass ideas hai to
news mein chaapo

Shabana azmi : wohi problem hain ke use 2 ya 3 police officers ki jarurat hai
Nana patekar : main yeh jaan sakta hoon ki woh 2 bande hum kyon hai

Shabana azmi : ek sherni ki dahad se sher khud samajh jata hai

Shabana azmi : isliye aap ke pass ayi hoon

Scene 7

tabu : good morning sirs

Nana patekar : good morning madam

Amitabh bachan : good morning

tabu : mere bare mein pitaji ne aaj kuch to bataya hoga

Amitabh bachan : haan shabana azmi se baat hui thi . aap kuch bahut bada
soch rahe ho

tabu : aap majak acha kar lete hai. Thoda mushkil ka kaam hai

Nana patekar: kaam kya hai

Tabu : ghar ke liye agar meri taraf se kuch madad chahiye to

batana

Nana patekar : sher khud paani ke pass jata hai use madad ke jaroorat nahi
padti

tabu : agar sher buda ho to

Amitabh bachan: hum apne aap ko jawan mante hain, kaam ki baat kare

tabu : meri chachi ka jawab nahi jo chahiye tha mil gaya 2 sava
sher to aap mera kaam karenge

Nanapatekar : Desh ke leye hoga to jaroor karenge waise hum bhagvan ka

kaam bhi nahi karte

tabu : aap bade dilchasp admi malum hote hai

Amitabh bachan: der se pehchana par theek pehchana

tabu : to main batate hoon

tabu : khabar yeh aye hain ki 3 atankvadi gurgaon mein hain . koi
nahi janta ki woh kaun hai, kahan se aye hai, unhe
pakadna hai

Amitabh bachan: aapko kaise malum

tabu : intelligence mein mere dost rehte hai

Nanapatekar : is ke liye to border security force hain hum to sirf police

task force mein kaamkarte hain

tabu : meri chachi ne aap dono ko chose kiya hai to aap mein koi na
koi baat hogi

scene

How to find who are the terrorists and where they are

Train ki journey towards gurgaon. Opposite terrorist no 1

Amitabh bachan: kahan ja rahe hain

Gulshan grover : gurgaon

Nana patekar : waha apke relatives . sorry

Gulshan grover : sorry kyon

Amitabh bachan : apke passport gir gaye hai

Gulshan grover : no problem

Amitabh bachan : apka naam

Gulshan grover : mehfuz

Amitabh bachan sees the photo removes it puts it in his pocket and checks out
name name doesn’t match

Gurgaon aane ke baad

Amitabh bachan : I want to check out the profile in internet diary

Scene 8

tabu : aap yaha par .

kajol : waiting for bus

tabu : kya main drop kar doo

kajol : no thanks

tabu : apke pitah nana patekar se baat huye thi

kajol : jo aurat khullam khula baat karti hai mere ko pasand nahi hai

tabu : to apko meri baat per vishwas nahi hai

kajol : main apne hisab se chalti hoon kisi admi ya aurat ki sahayta
ki avashyakta nahi hai

tabu: thanks for letting me know

kajol : its my pleasure

Story ka turning point yeh hai ki shabana azmi is the real woman terrorist sent
th
to blast India on 26 january

Ending before nana patekar dialogue to the crowd

Amitabh bachan : woh terrorist kaha gaya

Nana patekar : yehi pe hona hai information theek thi

Amitabh bachan : main north block mein dekhta hoon

Nana patekar : south block mein main dekhta hoon

Gulshan grover : madam kaam ho gaya sabme time bomb fix ho gaya

Shabana azmi : good work

Gulshan grover : mera inam madam

Shabana azmi : terrorist ka ek his inam hota hai or who hai maut

Amitabh bachan : chehra idhar ghumayengi

Amitabh bachan : I cant believe it you are the person

Shabana azmi : maine tum dono per vishwas karke badi galti ki hai

Nana patekar : hello hello

Amitabh bachan : main yeh nahi samjha ki tumne hum dono ko kyon chuna

Shabana azmi : cover up operation

Amitabh bachan : koun sa operation

Shabana azmi : 26th january operation india

Amitabh bachan : koun se terrorist ke liye kam karti ho

Shabana azmi : itni bhi jaldi kya hai upar dekh rahe ho

Amitabh bachan : looks up gets a jolt from back from ashutosh father,

Amitabh bachan ; mujhe pehele se hi shak tha tum par

Kader khan : woh kaise

Amitabh bachan : jab tumne hum se kaha ki tumhara beta jeet jayega bina
rigging kiye bina. Usi din mujhe shak ho gaya tha ki koi
badi connection hai tumhare aur underworld mein

Amitabh bachan falls on tabus father and dies in the process by killing himself
and tabu father with opening a hand made pin bomb

Nana patekar comes to north block amitabh bachan ko dekh kar ek badi see
cheekh badi cheekh marta hai. Amitabh bachan reveals the secret he has with
him video camera which he has recorded while talking to shabana azmi. That
remains intact

Nana patekar reveals this thing infront of court and shabana azmi is caught by
the Interpol in usa after 1 week and is handed over to the Mumbai CID

TUBU is shocked by what has been revealed to him and atlast agrees to carry
the good work by partnering with priyanka chopra and nanapatekar
Just before the second half starts , before interval ends

tabu would become the leader with just 5 extra votes. Nanapatekar ka
dialogue
Nanapatekar : Sherni woh hai to hum savasher dekhta hoon kitnae dino tak
tikti hai kursi mein: sab kismet ka khel hain

Ending ka scene Nana patekar ka dialogue

Bhayuyo aur behno mujhe is baat par behad khushi hai ki maine desh ke liye
kuch kiya hai. Mujhe is baat ka ghamand nahi hai ki maine apne pure career
mein 25 medals jite hai. Mujhe is baat par gusa aata hai ki is duniya mein kuch
log dil o jaan se kaam karta hai aur baki sare uske peeche aage. Kya hamara
desh inhi politicians ki bate sunega ya hum mein se kuch log samne akar
barabar se apna hak mange ge. Kya hamara desh itna bekar ho gaya ki hum in
do takori anpad gavar politicians ke samne ghutne tek kar raham ki bheeg
mange ge. Utho bharatvasi aur dekho tumhare andar mein wohi khoon bharat
mata ka daud raha jaise ki mere main. Main yeh kehna chahta hoon ki mera
putla mere marne ke baad banoge ya nahi iski meri koi chinta nahi. Tum sab
me ye kami hai ke tum apne aap se bhag kar kisi na kisi ko hero bana kar uska
putla bana dete or yeh nahi dekhte ki putle mein jaan hain woh anokhi baat
hain jise doodne par apne aap tumhare samne prastut ho jayega

Bhaiyuyo main bas yahi kehna chahta hoon ki tum mein woh sari shakti hai jo
ek admi ya aurat mein hoti hai utho or kaho mere saath bharat zindabad bharat
zindabad

NEXT

SARDAR KI DHULAI

HRITIK ROSHAN
NANA PATEKAR
BACHE

Scene 1

Hritik roshan : sir naukri chahiye

Nana patekar : kyon

Hritik roshan : pata nahi sir

Nana patekar : pehla admi hai jo job ke liye aya hai, aur usko hi pata nahi ki
job kyon chahiye .

Hritik roshan: waise to kuch bhi kar loonga sir

Nana patekar : to jhadoo pocha boluga kar loge

Hritik roshan : try kar sakta hoon sir

Nana patekar : try, chal jhaado pocha ke liye tujhe rakha. Waise kaha tak pade
ho

Hritik roshan : fourth class

Nana patekar : isliye jhadoo pocha ki baat kar rahe ho

Hritik roshan : jo bhi milega imandari se karoonga

Nana patekar : chal tera test loonga

Hritik roshan : taya r hoon sir

Nana patekar : chote bache hai unko kahaniyan sunani hai, kar sakte ho

Hritik roshan : imandari se

Nana patekar : yeh kya tumhara favourite dialogue hai kya

Hritik roshan : aisa hi samajh lijiye sir

Nana patekar : chal tujhe rakha , pehle class main main peeche baithoonga ,
dekhta hoon tu kaise padata hai bacho ko

Hritik roshan : imandari se karoonga sir

Scene 2

Nana patekar : bacho

Hritik roshan : yes madam

Nana patekar : yaha ka principal kaun hai

Bache : aap sir

Nana patekar : lo handle kar sakte ho

Hritik roshan : imandari se sir

Nana patekar : best of luck imandar

Bache : good morning sir

Hritik roshan : good morning bacho

Ek bacha : good morning again sir

Hritik roshan : good morning

Doosra bacha : good morning sir

Hritik roshan : bahut ho gaya kaam kare

Sab bache : yes sir

Hritik roshan : kuch poochna hai mere bare main

Ek bacha : history mein ek sawal poochna hai

Hritik roshan : job hi poochoge paanch second mein bol doonga wada raha

Bach : meri mata ka naam kya hai

Hritik roshan : yeh history ka sawal hai

Bacha : kyon sir meri mom history books mein jaa rahi hai

Hritik roshan : kaise

Bacha : aap ki khatir sow baar dekh chuki hai sir

Hritik roshan : tumhara favorite hero

Sab : krish

Hritik roshan : kyon

Ek bacha : kyonki woh doosro ki madad karta hai isliye

Hritik roshan : tumne aajkal kisi ki madad ki hai

Sab : haa

Hritik roshan : tum baton

Bacha : mere ghutno mein dard tha phir bhi maine pathar bada sa
haath se utha kar door phek diya ,

Hritik roshan : usse kya hua

Bacha : ek kute ki jaan bach gaye

Hritik roshan : shabash

Scene 3

Hritik roshan : aaj main tumko ek kahani sunaoga

Bache : batayeye

Hritik roshan : ek bacha tha, naam rahul tha, jo bahut kamchor tha. Har
waqt apna Kaam apne friend, naam anand se karvata tha.
Is tarah uska friend anand usse age pahunch gaya, har
waqt first ten mein ata tha. Rahul ko pata nahi tha, ki wah
har waqt last kyon ata tha doosre bacho ke baad. Ek din,
jab rahul ne apna kaam, phir se anand ko saumpa, to doosre
din anand ko bukhar hua aur wah class nahi a saka. Jab
teacher ne poocha homework kiya to rahul bola main bhool
gaya. Us din usko teacher se daant aur mar mili

Hritik roshan : isse hame kya seekh milti hai

Ek bacha : isse yeh pata chalta hai ki kabhi bhi apna kaam doosro ko
nahi saumpna nahi chahiye

Doosra bacha: apna kaam khud karna chahiye, anand ki tarah taki hum bhi
anand ki tarah aval numbero se pass ho sake

scene 4
hritik roshan: aaj kaun sa din hai

bache : aaj 26th january hai

hritik roshan : aaj ka din mahatvapurna hai , kisliye

bache : aaj gantantara divas manaya jata hai

hritik roshan : aaj ke din main tumhe kahani sunata hoon

bache : kahiye

Hritik roshan : ek bache ka naam kishore tha, wah bahut honhar, mehanti aur
hoshiyar bacha tha. Ek din school ke bus main ate huye
usne dekha ki raste main bada sa pathar pada hai. Bus ka
driver apni seat se utarkar pathar hatane laga par wah uthane
main kamyab nahi ho saka. Yeh dekhkar kishore apne dosto ko
bulakar kehne laga ki, driver ki madad karenge. Yeh sunkar
doosre bache bole, hum kaise uta sakte hain pathar ko wah to
bahut bada hai. Kishore bola ki, try to kar sakte hain. Uske
ishare par sab bache raji ho gaye aur sab bacho aur driver ki
madad se pathar uthaya, aur sab khushi khushi bus main
baithkar school pahunche.

Hritik roshan: isse hume seekh kya milti hai

Bache : isse yeh seekh milti hai ki ek jutkar hum sab madad kare to koi
bhi cheez hasil ki ja sakti hai

scene 5

nana patekar : kaisa chal raha hai imandar sahib

hritik roshan: bahut badiya sir

nana patekar : kuch nok jhok class main

hritik roshan : kuch bhi nahi sir

nana patekar : hairan se : amazing

hritik roshan ; aap khud dekh lijeye meri class bilkul theek thak hai
nana patekar : sher ke daant dikhane ke kuch aur khane ko kuch aur hote
hai imandar sahib

hritik roshan : aisa kuch bhi nahi hai sir

nana patekar : chalo dekhenge tumhari class ko

hritik roshan : chaliye sir

nana patekar : good morning children

bache : good morning sir

nana patekar : wah sudhar gaye tum log

hritik roshan : main keh raha tha na sir

ek bacha : good morning madam

hritik roshan : rukiye sir , bache shararti hai, par meri class mein nahi sir
apke class main

nana patekar : to main unko joker nazar ata hoon

hritik roshan : aisa hi samajh lijiye

nana patekar : kya matlab

hritik roshan : matlab kuch bhi nahi sir bas apko dekh kar majak karte
hain, adat se majboor hain

scene 6

hritik roshan : bacho yeh apne acha nahi kiya. Principal sir ko naraz kar diya

bache : sorry sir age se hum nahi karenge

hritik roshan : ispar ek kahani bataon

bache : batayiye sir

Hritik roshan : ek ladka tha naam tha karan, karan bahut shararat bacha
tha, har waqt doosro ki nakal karke pareshan karta tha, bache
 use pehle to pasand karte the, par jab uski nakal jab
jaroorat se jyada ho gayi to sab usse naraz the, karan ko yeh pata
nahi tha ki uske dost usse naraz the ek din ek ladki naye
class mein ayi , karan as usual nakal karne laga uski, wah
bahut sensitive thi , aur uski nakal jab karan karne laga
to gusse mein usne principal se shikayat ki , principal ko gussa
aya jab teachers bhi usse naraz the, principal ne use bulaya
aur usko school se nikal diya. Tab karan ko samajh aya,
bolo kya seekh mili

bache : isse shiksha yeh milti hai ki, kabhi bhi kisi ki nakal nahi
karna chahiye , na kisi ko naraz karna chahiye, jaise ki humne
principal ke saath kiya

Hritik roshan : very good

scene 7

bache: aaj aap kya pada rahe hai sir

hritik roshan : soch raha hoon

bache: padayi ke bare main batayenge

hritik roshan : very good to suno

bache: kahiye

hritik roshan : ek bacha tha naam rohit , wah bahut alsi tha, kuch kaam
nahi karta tha, na padayi mein , na khel kud main. Doosre
bache usse age the , usko malum nahi tha ki doosre bache
usse age kyon the, wah har waqt fail ho jata tha, usko na
reading ki habit thi, na writing ki. Wah is par vishwas bhi
nahi tha ki reading jaroorat hai. Akhirkar wah bada athrah
saal ka ho gaya, paruntu abhi bhi school jata tha class
seventh. Ek din school ke headmaster ne use kaha kit um free
time mein kya karte ho, rohit bola tv dekhta hoon. School
ke head master ne phir kaha kitne ghante , rohit bola dinbhar.
School master ne kaha ki tum padayi mein peeche ho
kyonki tum mein reading habit nahi hai . rohit ne kaha ki is
baar wah man lagakar reading habit develop karega aur
aval number leke ayega

hritik roshan : to baton bacho kya wah aval number leke aya ki nahi
bache : leke aya sir

hritik roshan : isse kya seekh milti hai

bache: isse yeh pata chalta hai ki tv kum dekhna chahiye aur reading
aur writing habit develop karne se bacha aval number se
pass ho sakte hain

hritik roshan : to sab log tali bajao

hritik roshan : excellent

scene 8

hritik roshan : good morning sir

nana patekar : good morning

nanapatekar : kya pada rahe ho

hritik roshan : kahaniya

nana patekar : aaj main padonga unhe , tum peeche baitho

bacho : good morning sir

nana patekar : good morning

nana patekar : ek kahani sunata hoon dhyan se suno , ek beta apni mata pita
ka behad dhyan rakhta tha, wah swami Vivekananda ka
bahut bada bhakt tha, doosro ki madad karta tha, log usse
bahut khush the, ek din us bete ka baap mar gaya, wah
dasvi kaksha main tha, pitaji ki maut ka sadma laga aur
padayi chod di, do saal baad uski maa ne kaha ki apne bare
mein socho, har waqt pitaji ki yaad kyon satati hai, wah
chale to gaye par tum udas mat ho , yeh bate sunkar usne
thaan li ki wah apna rasta khud banayega, aur usne
ramkrishna math mein bharti hua, bahut mehnat ki aur pata hai kya
hua us balak ka

bache : kya hua sir

Nana patekar: wah bharat ka sarvashesh nagrik bana aur apne desh ka
naam roshan karke rashtriya puraskar jeet gaya

nana patekar: isse kya seekh milti hai hume

bache : yeh ki mata pita ko jo pujte hain unka kabhi bhi bura nahi
hota, aur weh har waqt desh ka naam uncha karte hain

nana patekar shabassh

nana patekar : congrats

hritik roshan : thank you sir

nana patekar : akhri din main tum Sab logo se miloonga

bache : thank you sir

scene 9

hritik roshan : aaj akhri din hai , principal ate hi honge

nanatekar : good morning bacho

bache : good morning sir

nana patekar : good morning bacho

bache : good morning sir

nana patekar : good morning bacho

bache : good morning sir

nana patekar : well done imandar sahib

hritk roshan : thankyou sir

bache : good morning madam

every body laughs

NEXT
 DOWRI

Kulbhushan kharbanda (father of rani mukherjee)

Amitabh bachan (father of abhishek bachan)
Rani mukherjee (daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda)
Deepika paudkone (daughter of nana patekar and friend of priyanka chopra)
Nana patekar (father of deepika paudkone)
Abhishek bachan (son of amitabh bachan)
Shabana azmi (mother of rani and priyanka)
nd
priyanka chopra (2 daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda)
tabu (mother of deepika paudkone)

scene 1

bride groom father : dahej laye

kulbhushan aap ke kahe anusar paanch lakh

bride groom father aur panch lakh

kulbhushan apne bas panch lakh manga tha

bride groom father ab mang raha hoon

kulbhushan mere pas jo tha aapko de diya, iske age main apko de
nahi sakta,

bride groom father to yeh shaadi nahi hogi

kulbhushan aap aisa nahi kar sakte , beti wale hai, thoda to reham
kariye, shaadi toot gayi to main gaav pe muh dikhane layak
nahi rahoonga

bride groom father woh pehle sochna tha shaadi se pehle, chalo baraat
cancel

bride groom goes away

rani mukherjee dies by jumping in the well which was the affected bride for
which marriage was being done. Everyone in the family cries

scene 2

Deepika paudkone : kya hua bahut naraz aur gupchup se baithi ho

Priyanka chopra behan ki yaad a rahi hai

Deepika paudkone mere se baat korogi apne behan jo meri bhi saheli bhi thi.
din bhar to tum apni behan ke bare mein soch nahi sakti .
kuch to socha hoga apne bare mein

Priyanka chopra yahi ki apni behan ka bartaav dekhkar dukh to hai parantu
shaadi apni soch rahi hoon ki karoo ya na karoo

Deepika paudkone: mere khyal se iske bare mein bad mein sochenge.

Priyanka chopra shukriya

Scene 3

Amitabh bachan : Acha hua ki tum gaav mein theek samay par aye

Abhishek bachan kyon koi problem

Amitabh bachan nahi problem to nahi hai bas tumhare shaadi ki baat soch
raha hoon

Abhishek bachan shaadi to mein gaav wali ladki se hi koroonga.

Amitabh bachan amazing tum shehar mein rahe ho to maine socha ki tum
sheher ki ladki ko apnaoge

Abhishek bachan yahi agar sab gaav ke mard sochenge to gaav wali ladki se
kaun shaadi karega

Amitabh bachan baat pate ki batayi hai. Isi baat ko lekar chalo tumhare
shehar se ane ki khushi main kuch meetha ho jaye , cadbury’s chocolate

Dono haste hain

Scene 4

Nana patekar : ram ram satya hai

Tabu : kiski marne ki khushi main aap matham bana rahe ho

Nana patekar : waise socha ki tum jaogi bhagwan ke paas to mera time pass
kaise hoga

Tabu : bahut yaad a rahi hoon pehli baar

Nana patekar : kehte hai jab pet ki bhookh bud jaye to khane ki yaad ati hain
Tabu : to main bas khana banane ki cheez hoon

Nana patekar : kehte hain ki jab biwi naraz ho jaye to padosan ka khana
khana padta hai

Tabu : to apka matlab hain ki mein bekar main apka khana banati
hoon

Nana patekar : waise khyal bura nahi hain

Both laugh

Scene 5

Nana patekar : kaha se a rahi ho meri phooljhadi

Deepika paudkone : meri saheli ke ghar se

Tabu : woh kulbhushan kharbanda ke ghar se

Deepika paudkone : haan

Nana patekar : waise barsaat waha joro se ho rahi hain hain na meri
phooljhadi

Deepika paudkone : papa aap bhi na.koi baat aap serious se nahi lete

Nana patekar : lo ab phooljhadi ko bhi gussa a gayi. Ek biwi meri aur

doosri phooljhadi

Tabu : kabhi to serious ho jayiye

Nana patekar : apno ne kaha hain ki seriousness ek toofan ki tarah ata

hain aur log apne ko sambhalte hua jeevan ka swad nahi
chakte. Seriously comedy is required

Tabu : phir bhi har baat mein joke

Nana patekar : chalo aaj se no comedy unless required

Dono tabu and deepika : thanks

Scene 6
Shabana azmi : beti khana khaogi

Priyanka chopra : nahi bhook nahi hai

Shabana azmi : vruksh ka pata jab sookh jata hain to vruksh use nikal
phekta hain, usi tarah vyarth main asoo bahane se kuch hasil
nahi hota

Priyanka chopra : pani ka gehraav itna ander hain ki asoo rukte hi nahi

Shabana azmi ; kal kisne dekha hain ki vyarth main assoo beh rahe hain.
Aaj socho kal kisne dekha hain

Priyanka chopra : kal ki soch hain to dar lagta hain

Shabana azmi : kisse dar lagta hain

Priyanka chopra : behan ko dekha tha, aaj samne nahi hain sochoo ki log itne
bure kyon hain

Shabana azmi : log ache hain, soch purani hain, vartmaan kehta hain ki
logo main badlavv aana chahiye

Priyanka chopra : kya behan ne theek kiya

Shabana azmi : apni apni soch hain tumhe kya lagta hain

Priyanka chopra : pata nahi bas irada pakka nahi hain shadi karne ka , behan
chali gayi , khali khali sa lagta hain yeh duniya aisi kyon hain

Shabana azmi : log apne hain , paraye ho gaye, jhooth aur fareb ki duniya
main sab kho gaye. Takat aur himmat ki baat karte hain log ,
bina pehchane log apas main jhagda karte hain, sahi aur
galat ka andaza apni nazariye se anuman lagate hain. Kya kahe
apne aap se jab logo ki soch itni purani hain.

Priyanka chopra : kya logo main chetna jagrut kar sakte hain hum sab.

Shabana azmi : karne ki chaah agar ho to asmaan bhi jameen par a girta
hain.

Priyanka chopra : thanks

Dono khushi khushi ek saath khana khate hain

Scene 7

Kulbhushan kharbanda : Kya hua beti so gayi

Shabana azmi : ha so gayi par udas thi, neend ki ek goli di hai so

jane ke liye

Kulbhushan kharbanda : beti ki yaad to mujhe bhi a rahi hai, kya karoo main

Shabana azmi : dukh ke asoo hai rok ke rakhiye doosri beti ki shaadi
par

Kulbhushan kharbanda : kya pata doosri beti ki shaadi hogi ya nahi, pehli beti
ka sadma abhi bhi saha nahi jata

Shabana azmi: shubh shubh boliye bhagvan har baat sunta hai, agar
sun liya to doosri beti ka sadma bardash nahi hoga mujhse

Kulbhushan kharbanda : khoob kaha

Scene 8

Abhishek bachan : kuch karne ka irada hai mamaji

Nana patekar kya karoo jab tere jaise ladke se pala jo pada hai

Abhishek bachan : ab maine kya kiya

Nana patekar : kuch bhi nahi tere pitaji phone par baat hui thi kaha tu
anpad, gavar ladki se shaadi karne ke liye raji ho gaya.
Waise kaun si ladki dekhi hai tumne is gaav mein

Abhishek bachan : abhi tak to nahi dekhi. Parantu soch raho hoon. Wah
mukhiya ki pehli beti ne atmahatya kar li hai , aisa suna hai

Nana patekar: acha naam suna hai, bahut himmat wali thi, naam ke
waste, dam kuch bhi nahi tha us ladki main, main hota to us
ladke ke baap par aisa chanta marta tha ki uski 32 kya
kehte hai batees daant tod ke uske haath mein de kar kehta
surat tabhi dikhana jab tu nakli dant lagvayega

Abhishek bachan : aur uske age

Nana patekar : uske age phir se tod ke gums rehte hai na uski maramat
ke liye paise de deta

Abhishek bachan : iska matlab phir se bates daant

Nana patekar: theek suna

Aur dono haste hain

Scene 9

Tabu : bhaiya bete ki shaadi kab kar rahe ho

Amitabh bachan : wahi soch raho hoon kisse karvavu, biwi hoti to kuch baat
hoti, wah to guzar gayi ,. Aur mere ko akela apne bet eke
saath rehna pad raha hai

Tabu : to usme kaun si baat hai, koi problem hai bete se

Amitabh bachan : problem kuch nahi, shaadi karvavu apne ladke se, mujhe to
koi nazar nahi ati

Tabu : kulbhushan kharbanda ki doosri beti hai, khoobsorat hai,

hasmukh hai, acha english bol leti hai, baat karoo unse

Amitabh bachan : na baba na, woh serious admi se, jab bhi bhi dekho udas man
se betha rehta hai, ek bar gaya tha unke ghar, pani ki ek
glass di thi shabana azmi, uske baad to doosri glass ayi
nahi, pyaas se mar gaya

Tabu : to phir se doosri mang lena tha

Amitabh bachan : waise shaadi ke liye beta raji ho jaye to karva doonga agar
abhishek bachan aur priyanka chopra dono raji ho to

Tabu : waise ab jana theek nahi hoga baat karne ke liye, ek saal to
intezaar karna hoga, agar tumhari izazat ho to shabana
azmi se baat karke tumhe fauran bata doongi.

Amitabh bachan : waise tumhe is mauke par ek meeetha ho jaye cadbury’s

chocolate

Tabu : thanks
Scene 10

Deepika paudkone : tumhari shaadi ka prastav meri mummy lekar tumhare

ghar a rahi hai

Priyanka chopra kya meri shaadi ka prastaaav

Deepika paudkone : bewkoof mere bhai ka prastav tumhare saath.

Priyanka chopra: kyon main abhi bhi soch rahi hoon. Itni jaldi nahi kar
sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka waqt lagta hai shaadi
karne ke liye

Deepika paudkone : tum bhi purane khayalo ki ladki ho. Jab acha var mil raha
hai to hindu mythology ko maro goli. Bacho jaisi baat mat
karo

Priyanka chopra : bade log manege

Deepika paudkone : to tum shaadi ke liye raji ho

Priyanka chopra : abhi bhi soch rahi hoon . ladke ko dekhkar shaadi karunge
, phir bhi agar bade raji ho to

Deepika paudkone : woh mere pitaji aur amitabh bachan dekh lenge tumhare
pitaji ke saath

Piyanka chopra : woh amitabh bachan jo harwaqt kehte hai kuch meetha
ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate

Deepika paudkone : haa

aur Dono haste hai

scene 11

abhishek bachan : aap ka naam priyanka chopra hai

priyanka chopra : haa aur apka naam abhishek bachan hai

abhishek bachan ; to apne mera naam suna hai

priyanka chopra : waise apne jo naam suna hai humara, waise maine bhi aap
ka naam suna hai deepika paudkone ke muh se
abhishek bachan : waise main ladki ko dekhkar samajh jata hoon achi hai ya
buri

priyanka chopra : woh kaise

abhishek bachan : bas practical experience in handling women

priyanka chopra : thodi bahut English mujhko bhi ati hai

abhishek bachan : kaha tak padi hai apne

priyanka chopra : graduation in English medium

abhishek bachan ; to post graduation karni thi

priyanka chopra : mere papa thode purane khayalo ke hai isliye

abhishek bachan : apki behan kho jane ka dukh mujhe bhi hai

priyanka chopra : thanks for your concern

abhishek bachan : waise aap shaadi karengi

priyanka chopra : Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka
waqt lagta hai shaadi karne ke liye.

Abhishek bachan : aap ka matlab hai ki agar koi acha ladka mila to aap hindu
mythology ke hisab se use bhi thukra denge

Priyanka chopra : yeh sab bujurg log mante hai.

Abhishek bachan : kya aap sab yeh mante hai

Priyanka chopra : nahi , deepika paudkone ne bhi yeh kaha tha

Abhishek bachan : behan bhai ka rishta hai isliye

Priyanka chopra : aap bahut dilchasp admi hai, shaadi karne main apse koi
shikayat nahi hai

Abhishek bachan : thankyou, aap bhi kamal ki ladki hai, sunkar khushi hui,
mere pitaji apke pitaji se baat karenge amne samne.

Abhishek bachan : to is baat par kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate

Dono haste hain

Scene 12

Kulbhushan kharbanda : ayiye padhariye, kaise ana hua mere dwar par

Amitabh bachan : socha ki apse important baat kar saku

Nana patekar : waise idea amitabh bachan ka tha apse milne ka

Shabana azmi : bahut dino ke baad hamari yaad ayi

Amitabh bachan : aisa hi samajh lijiye

Nana patekar : waise jab ladka ladki raji hai to kya karega kaji

Kulbhushan kharbanda : to shaadi ka prastav lekar aye hai aap , apko malum
hona chahiye ki meri pehli beti kuch hafte pehle gujar gayi
hai

Amitabh bachan : malum hai

Shabana azmi : ek saal tak hum apni beti ka rishta kisi ke saath nahi
rakhna chahte

Nana patekar : apne purani kahawat to suni hai ki mor barsaat ke

season mein nachta hai

Shabana azmi : to iska matlab

Amitabh bachan : iska matlab hai ki jab ladka aur ladki raji hai to shaadi
mein inkaar kaisa

Kulbhushan kharbanda : hamari beti ne iska jikar nahi kiya hai

Nana patekar : ab puch lijiye

Shabana azmi : kya kehti ho beti

Priyanka chopra ; mein raji hoon

Shabana azmi : humari taraf se koyi khed nahi hai, parantu pehli beti ki
guzar jane ka khed hai

Amitabh bachan : woh purane khayalon ki baat hai, ab jab pura desh jag
utha hai to hum mein bhi badlav ana chahiye
Nana patekar : yeh baat to tumne theek kaha

Tabu : aap samajh rahe honge ki dahej mein hame kya chahiye

Kulbhushan kharbanda : mein bhi yahi soch raha tha

Nana patekar : duniya ulat pulat ho gayi, ladkiya khel kud kar rahi
hain,.vishwa mein ladkiya kamal kar rahi hain, purane khayalat
log chodne ko raji hai, desh taraki kar rahi hain, aur aap
abhi tak purane khayalon mein hain

Shabana azmi : yeh sab shastron mein likha hai

Tabu : apko malum hai ki meri shaadi kaise huyi thi. Main batati
hoon, mere pitaji ka dehanth theek teen din meri shadi nana
patekar se hone ki thi . phir bhi hamne shaadi ki taki ladki
yani meri jindagi kharab na ho jaye. Kya hum dono khush
nahi hai

Kulbhushan kharbanda : yeh baat to mujhe pata hai , parantu

Abhishek bachan : kya mein mar jaonga shaadi ki to apki beti se, kya yeh
shastron mein likha hai. Apne yeh to suna hoga ki kali bili ko
dekhne se aur cheekh teen bar ane se, log pehle saalo mein
andhvishwas the is baat ko lekar, kya wah ab koi yakeen
karta hai, soch ke batayiye

Shabana azmi : mera bhi yahi vishwas hai ki purane khayalat chod dena
chahiye

Nana patekar : janam janam ka saath pati patni par dono ko vishwas ho
kuch bhi asambhav nahi hai.

Deepika paudkone : thumak thumak ka nache ladki phuljhadi hai mera naam,
yakeen aap sabko a jayega bas rukna hai apko ek saal
shaadi ke bad

Shabana azmi, kulbhushan kharbanda : hum sab raji hai

Amitabh bachan : to is baat par ek kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate

Sab haste hain aur priyanka chopra aur abhishek bachan ki shaadi ho jati hai ,
aur ek saal mein do bache paida karke khushi khushi apna ghar ek naya sa
gaav mein banate hain
NEXT

JAAN KI KIMAT

Kulbhushan kharbanda (scientist chandrabhushan)

Nasaruddin shah (colleague of kulbhushan kharbanda)
Pran (colleague of nasaruddin shah)
Rekha (neighbour of nasaruddin shah)
Shah rukh khan (investigating officer)
Sanjay dutt (driver of nasaruddin shah)
Sunil shetty (relative of nasaruddin shah)
Om puri (boss of shah rukh khan)
preity zinta (shah rukh khan ki biwi)
Tabu (sunil shetty wife)

Om puri : Kehte hai, Mumbai ki sadko par kam se kam roj, chaalis se pachas
log
gangsters ki maut hoti hai . yeh kahani aisi hi anokhi hai ek police
officer
crime branch officer ki hai, naam kabir khan.

Shah rukh khan : Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh ke
pukarte hai.
Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam kar
raha
hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke log
kaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte
hoge
ki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi
inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye ek
kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale,
safar 3
saal pehle ki yeh kahani

Scene 1

Police officer : ek lash mili hain. sun kar hairan ho jaoge

Shahrukh khan kiski

Police officer mashoor scientist Chandra bhushan ki

Shahruk khan oh shit kaha par

Police officer pahadi ke north block khandar mein

Shah rukh khan chalo

Scene 2

Shahrukh khan : inki maut kabh huyi thi

Doctor kareeb 3:30 am per

Shah rukh khan koi nishan, ya ghav

Doctor bilkul nahi, kehna mushkil hai, postmortem report se pata chal sakta
hai

Scene 3

Preity zinta : aaj bahut der kar di ane mein

Shahrukh khan ek buri khabar hain bharat ke liye

preity zinta kyon tumne police ki naukri chod di hai kya

Shah rukh khan majak mat karo I am serious

Preity zinta ok information kya hai

Shah rukh khan scientist Chandra bhushan ki maut ho gayi aaj

Preity zinta try karoo is case mein

Shah rukh khan tum aur madad chodo tumhe police investigation ke bare mein kya
Maloom hai tumhe

Shah rukh khan jab main solve nahi kar paonga to tumhari madad jaroor loonga

Preity zinta woh mashoor scientist . jisne bharat ko solar energy ke bare mein
avgat karaya . its very shocking . kaise
Shah rukh khan maloom nahi. Mujhe niyukt kiya hai iski jaalpadtal ke liye

Shah rukh khan good night

Preity zinta good night

Scene 3

Shamshaan ghat par

Shah rukh khan : apka naam

Sunil shetty srinivas

Shah rukh khan karte kya hai

Sunil shetty business chalata hoon

Shah rukh khan nasaruddin shah ke

Sunil shetty karibi rishtedar, maa ki taraf se

Shah rukh khan kal aap ghar par the yani nasaruddin shah ke ghar par

Sunil shetty unse baat kar raha tha business ke silsilay mein

Shahrukh khan kab tak

Sunil shetty theek barah baje tak

Shah rukh khan itne yakeen se aap kaise keh sakte hai

Sunil shetty kyonki theek barah baje hamare ilake se train gujarti hai

Shah rukh khan thank you

Sunil shetty its my pleasure

Scene 4

Shah rukh khan aapka naam

Tabu jhansi

Shah rukh khan wife of

Tabu sunil shetty

Shah rukh khan kab se janti hai aap sunil shetty ko

Tabu kareeb 3 saal se

Shah rukh khan arranged marriage

Tabu no, love + arranged marriage

Shah rukh khan maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi

Tabu saheli ke ghar thi

Shah rukh khan yani pati ke saath jhagda

Tabu nahi bas pati ne kaha ek bar dost ke ghar hoke aao

Shah rukh khan to apne maan li

Tabu haa kyon koi problem

Shah rukh khan bilkul nahi

Shah rukh khan saheli ka address hoga apke paas

Tabu address mere paas nahi hai parantu phone number de sakti hoon.
phone kabhi bajta hai, kabhi nahi

Shah rukh khan dijiye

Scene 5

Shah rukh khan : naam

Sanjay dutt : naam mein kya rakha hai saab

Shah rukh khan paheli mein mat bolo pura naam

Sanjay dutt kishore kumar chatopadhyay

Shah rukh khan naam kisi film star ki lagti hai

Sanjay dutt mere papa unke bade fan the

Shah rukh khan nasaruddin shah ko kabh se jante ho

Sanjay dutt jab se hosh sambhala hai tabse

Shah rukh khan umar

Sanjay dutt tees saal

Shah rukh khan iska matlab tees saal se tum nasaruddin shah ko jante ho

Sanjay dutt aap bahut samajhdar admi malum hote hai

Shah rukh khan jab nasaruddin shah ki maut huyi thi to tum kya kar rahe the

Sanjay dutt dost se milne gaya tha

Shah rukh khan das baje

Sanjay dutt nahi 11:30 ko

Shah rukh khan ghar kab aye the

Sanjay dutt subah ke 4 baje . nasaruddin shah se permission pichle din hi

liyaTha

Shah rukh khan kya main tumhare dost se baat kar sakta hoon. Koi address
hoga tumhare paas

Sanjay dutt woh usi din gaav chala gaya tha

Shah rukh khan to gaav ka address

Sanjay dutt malum nahi

Shah rukh khan ok phir baat karenge

Sanjay dutt Shukriya sahib

Scene 6
Om puri : kya khabar hai tumhare case ki

Shah rukh khan : kuch khaas nahi par ek baat sata rahi hai

Om puri woh kya

Shah rukh khan ab tak hamne do logo se baat ki hai, yeh sunil shetty keh raha
hai ki train 12 baje ko gujri, records mein jaane se yeh pata
lagta hain ki train us samay 12 ke bajay 12:30 ko gujri thi,

ompuri yaani yeh sunilshetty jhoot bol raha hai ya guess work kar raha
hai

shah rukh khan right sir

ompuri aur kitne log hai baat karne ke liye ,

shah rukh khan : sir ek padosan hai naam kamla shastri(shabana azmi) samaj
sevika unse baat karni hai

scene 7

om puri: aapka naam

shabana azmi kamala shastri

om puri pati

shabana azmi do saal pehle guzar gaye

om puari bache

shabana azmi nahi

ompuri kaam

shabana azmi social service, samaj sevika

om puri nasaruddin shah ki maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi

shabana azmi raat ko kaun kya karat hai

ompuri intelligent answer to aap so rahi thi

ompuri koi bhi ghatna jise sunte he aap baukla gayi us din, kuch awaaz

shabana azmi kuch nahi , ek cheekh jaisi awaaz ayi thi par wah sirf tees second
ki thi

om pure kaisi awaaz

shabana azmi sher ya cheetah ki

om puri kitna yakeen hai awaaz par

shabana azmi utna nahi

ompuri kya train ki thi

shabana azmi malum nahi par ho sakta hai

scene 8

om puri : naam

amitabh bachan : raju shrivastav

om puri aaj ke comedian ka naam hai

amitabh bachan uska naam rakh ke galti ki

om puri woh kaise

amitabh bacchant seedhi si baat hai, aap se pala jo pad gaya

om puri karte kya hai

amitabh bachan desh seva

om puri yaani

amitabh bachan we do experiments for the coming generation in solar energy

om puri aap subah ke teen baje kya kar rahe the

amitabh bachan experiment on moonlight

om puri aapme junoon bahut hain

amitabh bachan I love my profession

om puri nasaruddin shah se aap kab baat ki thi

amitabh bachan malum nahi . mein kabhi ghadi nahi dekhta

om puri baat kya thi

amitabh bachan wohi solar energy, hum yeh soch rahe the ki surya ki kiran se to
gharelu cheeze kam karti , kya wah, moonlight se bhi ki jaati
hai ki nahi

om puri thank you

amitabh bachan phir milenge

scene 9

shah rukh khan aapka naam kya hai

nana patekar log jis naam se jante hain us naam se

shah rukh khan yaani

nana patekar pathan , rudra pratap singh pathan

shah rukh khan yah apka kaam

nana patekar jo bhi galat karta hai usko theek karta hoon

shah rukh khan rectification

nana patekar wohi accounts

shahrukh khan jis raat nasaruddin shah ki hatya hui thi aap kya kar rahe the

nana patekar kalam ka upyog kar raha tha

shah rukh khan yaani accounts

shah rukh khan kab tak

nana patekar barah baje tak

shah rukh khan kuch anhoni ghatna us raat ko

nana patekar ek baat thi

shah rukh khan woh kya

nana patekar amitabh bachan chintit the

shahrukh khan kis baat ko lekar

nana patekar malum nahi, woh kuch record kar rahe the

shah rukh khan record kis cheez par

nana patekar unke paas har waqt ek radio aur cassette rehta hai aur un par record
karte rehte hai

shah rukh khan kya recording hoti hai us par aap bata sakte hai

nana patekar nature, kuch bhi cheese jo unke fayde ki ho

shah rukh khan thankyou

nana patekar phir milenge

scene 10

shahrukh khan : mujhe behad khushi hain ke maine tum sab logo ko bulvaya hai

shahrukhkhan main introduce karta hoon apni biwi priyanka chopra

preity zinta hello

Sharukh khan is kahani ki shuruvat meri biwi se hoti hai

Shahrukh khan jaise ki aap sabko pata hai ki Mumbai blasts main terrorist ka behad
haath tha us samay main ek junior police officer ki naukri
kar raha tha. Us samay maine apni biwi se shaadi ki . us samay meri
biwi Mumbai blasts main apne mata , pita ko kho chuki thi.
Aur tum sabko hairangi hogi ki meri biwi ke mata pita instead of dying
in the Mumbai blasts died in a road accident
preity zinta is shocked

shahrukh khan : where are you going priyanka , kahani abhi shuru hui hai

preity zinta how did you know this

shahrukhkhan tumne jab kaha ki main madad kar doo to maine socha dus
saal
se janta hoon tumhe tumne ek bar bhi kisi case main
interest
nahi liya , is kahani main tumne interest kyon liya. Maine
jaan
padtal ki aur tum is nasaruddin shah ko bilkul nahi janti
parantu
tum amitabh bachan ko janti ho. woh tumhare papa ke ache
dost
the Maine tabu se baat ki phone number mobile ka liya par
jab
bhi mulakat karni chahi par pata chala wrong number
tha,.
Phone directory mein us number ka koi ata pata nahi tha.
Malum karna
chahta tha ki address kya hai phir pata chala ki tabu suddenly
maike chali gayi. Mujhe dal mein kala nazar aya aur maine
uski
biodata check ki

ompuri kahani main aur ek twist hai , sab logo ne jhoot bola, driver
ne
kaha woh apne dost se milne gaya, koi bhi raat ko dost se
milne
kyon jayega, koi to baat hogi, tab pata chala ki wah dost aur
koi
nahi balki khud sunil shetty ki wife tabu hai . woh ek doosre
se
behad mohabbat karte hai ek saal se chori chupe. Hum un
dono
ke peeche detectives lagaye the

sunil shetty is shocked

ompuri aur ek kahani suniye sunil shetty ne kaha woh business ki

batein
kar raha tha nasarudin shah se aur theek 12 baje usne train ki
cheekh suni,records ke hisab se train instead of 12 , came at
 12:30. usi samay shabana azmi ne sher ya cheetah ki cheekh
suni,
do admi aur aurat ne wah cheekh suni, aur wah cheekh karne
wala aur koi nahi tha woh tha amitabh bachan ki radio
speaker
full volume mein is tarah jo apne kaam ko chodkar seedha
milne
gaya tha sanjay dutt aur tabu se milne . Sanjay dutt aur koi
nahi
amitabh bachan ka beta hai

Yeh characters preity zinta, tabu, amitabhbachan aur sanjay dutt are all terrorists

story is prakar ki hai

nasaruddin shah aur amitabh bachan ki khoob jamti nahi thi. Dono mein bahut behas
hoti thi solar energy ke upyog ke bare mein, amitabh bachan wanted to do experiments
even on moonlight us raat 11:30 ko amitabh bachan ne train ke cheekh ki awaaz sunayi
aur theek sunil shetty ke jane ke baad nasaruddin shah se milne andar gaye nasaruddin
shah ko bomb solar bomb mein bilkul shauk nahi tha aur amitabh bachan wanted it to be
sold to foreigners. Nasaruddin shah ko bhadak lag gayi ki amitabh bachan wanted to
prepare bomb for terrorist becase he himself is a terrorist . baat karte samay nasaruddin
shah se ugal gayi kit um terrorist ke liye kam karte ho . amitabh bachan ko hairangi hui
aur usi waqt usne sanjay dutt jo bahar khada tha andar aya dono ne naak ki sans rok di
bees minute tak, koi nishan nahi . car mein bithaya aur khandar le ja ke chod diya

ending scene

Om puri: kehte hai is ghatna ke bad shah rukh khan ne doosri shaadi karne se inkar kar
diya. Usne bas yahi kaha ki use preity zinta jaisi biwi nahi chahiye,aur alag kisam ki ladki
milna bahut mushkil ka kaam hai. magar kudrat ka khel dekho ki bolte bolte yeh baat ,
khud shah rukh khan ko phir se pyaar ho gaya aur usne doosri shadi rani mukherji se
kar le, unke 2 bache bhi hai. Is bar shaadi se pehle usne biodata apni biwi terah baar
check karke shadi ki

NEXT

AKSHAR PYAAR KA

John Abraham
Abhishek bachan
Preity zinta
ayesha takadia
Nana patekar (gaav ka mukhiya)
Kiron kher (mukhiya ki wife)
Ashutosh rana (madman in village)
Saif ali khan

Scene 1

Four guys hritik roshan, priyanka chopra, preity zinta and john Abraham coming out of
bus

Hritik roshan utro sab mere ko malum hai

Saif ali khan kya malum hai, mat utro

Priety zinta utro sab hritik roshan ko malum hain, kaha pe utarna hain

Hritik roshan : are yaar, yeh gaav mein a gaye hai

Priety zinta are, bus ko roko, bus ko roko

John Abraham very bad man, bus left

Saif ali khan doosri a jayegi

ayesha takadia phir bhi ab kya kare

Priety zinta karna kya hai, dusre bas ka intazaar

Hritik roshan pata nahi, kitni der rukna padega

John Abraham sab log, is tarah ghoor kyon rahe hai

Hritik roshan mere ko kya malum

ayesha takadia chalo, in logo se poochte hain

Priety zinta kya pooche

ayesh takadia yahi, ki aur ek bus main ane ke liye kitna der lagega

John abraham bhai, aur ek bus ane ke leye kitna samay lagega

Villager ek hafta
Saif ali khan ek hafta

Hritik roshan kaun befkoof ne kaha, utarne ke leye

Charo tumne

Hritik roshan lo joote bhi main khau, aur mar bhi, maja nahi aya

Scene 2

John Abraham kya hum bus stop pe pooch lenge, kisi se rasta

Hritik roshan nahi, hum doond lenge, gaav chota hi hoga

John Abraham : abhi, kitni door chalna padega

Priety zinta kya, hum sahi rasta jaa rahe hain

Saif ali khan kisko malum

ayesha takadia yaha hume, door door se koi nazar hi nahi a raha

Saif ali khan nazare dekho khet khalyan ki what a beautiful place

Priety zinta hume, usi samay busstop pe pooch lena tha rasta

hritik roshan kiski idea thi, nahi poochne ki

charo tumhari

Hritik roshan wah jab bhi dekho, main fas jata hoon

John Abraham woh raha gaav ki basti

Priety zinta kya hame rehne ke liye, kuch milega

Hritik roshan kya pata

ayesha takadia gaav ke mukhiya se baat karni padegi

Saif ali khan yaah that’s a good idea

Scene 3
Village scene

Nana patekar are shabana azmi, kitni der loge chai banana ke liye

Kiron kher sher ko chai ki padi hai, aur hume waqt ki

Nana patekar waqt na kisi ke liye ruka hai, na rukega, par meri chai, har waqt
theek samay pe nahi ati

Sab ayesha takadia , john Abraham , hritik roshan, priety zinta, saif ali khan

Hritik roshan yaha ke mukhiya kaun hai sir

Nana patekar wah jo safed kapde main betha hai, woh hai mukhiya

Hritik roshan sir, yaha sirf aap ke siva koi betha nahi safed kapde par

Nana patekar to kya samjhe

Saif ali khan aap hi is gaav ke mukhiya hai

Nana patekar very good

John Abraham sir hum sab bus se jaldbaji mein utar gaye hai , rehne ke liye, ek Hafte
ke liye kuch makan mil sakta hai

Kiron kher Der se aye par durust se aye , ek makan hai mere bhai ki chahiye

Sab chahiye

ayesha takadia aapka naam

Nana patekar safed kapdo ki biwi

Priety zinta yani apki biwi

ayesha takadia kuch khane ko mil sakta hai

Nana patekar : Khana usi waqt milega jab pet mein choohe daudege. Tabhi khane mein
maja aata hai samjhe sab

sab yes sir

john abraham yeh ladki kaun hai

shabana azmi meri beti, par bol nahi sakti

scene 4

gaav mein ghumte huye

priety zinta woh admi kaun hai

saif ali khan kaun admi

villager kaun woh jo peepal ki chaav mein baitha hai

priety zinta ha

villager Ek paagal admi hai jo bolta bahut hai par kuch karta nahi bakwas admi
bilkul kaamchor

john Abraham Naam kya hai

villager ashutosh rana

priety zinta dikhne pe kuch khaas nahi

ayesha takadia din bhar karta kya hoga

hritik roshan baat kare

sab naa baba naa , pagal se batcheet

hritik roshan kuch nahi hota , chalo main batata hoon

ashutosh rana kaam aisa karo jo dusre logo ki bolti band ho jaye

john abraham kaun sa kaam

shahrukh jis kaam ke liye tum aye ho aur bhagvan ne bhijaya hai wah kaam

hritik hume yaha par kaun kaam dega

ashutosh rana poochne per bhagvan bhi mil jata hai, socho

ayesha takadia kuch direction

ashutosh rana ek gubarah hawa main

saif ali khan hum kuch samjhe nahi

ashutosh rana waqt ane par samajh jaoge

scene 5

hritik roshan wah kya dialogue ek gubarah hawa main

john abraham baat main dam hain

priety zinta uska matlab kya hai

ayesha takadia socho, kuch to baat hogi

hritik roshan gubarah, hawa , under hawa , gubarah bahar , hawa under , gubarah
hawa main, kuch baat ban rahi hai

saif ali khan to

hritik dekho bina hawa ke gubarah upar hawa main ud nahi sakta

ayesha takadia aur jo ud nahi sakta wah zameen par hi rehta hai

john Abraham jiske under shakti hoti hai woh undharooni wah chand ko bhi pa sakta
hai

saif ali khan kya ham sub villagers ko mobilize karenge, education

hritik roshan yaha ke mukhiya , mukhiya ki biwi se baat karni hai

ayesha takadia nana patekar sir kya hum gaav mein education system la sakte hain

Nana patekar : surya ki kiran ana hai sabhi gaav vasi ke logo ke liye aur woh asha ki
kiran tum sab log ho, vichar acha hai

Hritik roshan : aap sher hai

Nana patekar itna bhi mere upar yakeen mat rakho kabhi na kabhi sher ko bhi Papad
belna padta hai

Kironkher sherni ki sahayata chahiye to bolo, sherni hazir hain

Nana patekar main aaj shaam ko panchayat bulata hoon aur teacher ko bhi

Hritik roshan to yaha par teacher bhi hai

Nana patekar pehele teen the, ab sirf do, meri biwi aur teacher

Scene 6

Village panchayat

Nana patekar ; gaav walo, aap sab ko malum hai ki, main, is gaav ka mukhiya char
saal se hoon, .aur Akhri saal mein main kuch na kuch karke
choduga, yeh mera wada tha or hai, hume yeh dikha dena hai ki
humare dusre bharat ke graam wasiyo ke liye, ki ham mein wah
kabliyat hai, ki hum ek acha or sunehra bhavishya apne ane wale
bacho ke liye banaye. Isi udesh se main chatopadhyay apka
thoda sa waqt mangkar, kuch apki taraf prastuth karna chahta
hain.Apko hairangi hogi ki ab main kuch apne naye dosto se
milvana chahta hoon jo is gaav ka bhala chahte hain

After introducing these 5

Nana patekar : in charo ki khwaish aur meri bhi yeh hai ki, yaha par jo school bante
reh gaya wah poora hokar, phir se siksha is gaav main
prarambh karenge aur meri, aap sab se vinti hai ki is ache vichar ke
saath thoda aap sab logo ka yogdan ,apne is gaav ki taraf ho.
Meri yeh kamna hai ki aap sab is junoon ke sath mera sahyog de, taki
ane wali pidi humara naam gaurav se le.

Villager iske liye paisa kaun dega mukhiya

Nanapatekar iska bhi prabandh ho gaya hai , hamare charo dosto ne kaha hai ki
sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara yeh paise ikhate karenge aur
school ko chalayenge

Villager par school chalane ke leye teacher ki jaroorat hogi uska kya

Nana patekar hamare yaha meri biwi ke ilawa aur ek teacher hai jo aap sab jante
hai, maine khud unse baat ki aur pata chala ki wah apni kuch
saheliyon ko nyota degi, agar school ke liye wah raji ho gaye to school
ban sakta hai. Nahi to sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara hum
koi na koi teacher avashya doond lenge humare mitro ki sahayta
se.Humare dosto ne kaha ki jab tak school chaloo nahi hota wey
kahi nahi jayenge, bas hame aap logo ki sahayta chahiye

Villagers mein hulchul

Villager : mera beta roj din ke pachas rupaiya kamata hai, agar maine use
school bhej diya to amdani kam pad jayegi, aur bhook se hum mar
 sakte hai

Nana patekar mere khyal se hum yeh school shaam ke cheh baje se shooru karenge,
agar bache ki tagad kam padi to yeh school saat baje se
muft mein chalegi, ab khush. Aur ek khush khabar yeh hai ki hamare
dosto ne kaha hai ki we education ministry se baat karke har
ek bacha jo school jata hai us ghar ko mahine main ek bar 20 kg ka anaj
denge Iske siva mera aur koi udeshya nahi tha. Kya aaap
chahenge ki ane wali pidi hame yaad rakhe bolo haa ya naa

Sab :villagers Haaa

Nana patekar : aur sab log bolo bharat mata ki jai

Sab : Bharat mata ki jai

scene 7

john abraham : ab panchayat bhi ho gayi, aur log tayar bhi bahut jald ho gaye ab kya
problem a sakti hai

hritik roshan kya hum us pagal admi se pooch sakte hai

sab teeno no way

hritik roshan koshish karne mein kya burayi hai,. Last time usi ki badaulat hum yeh
kaam utha sakne main kamyab huye the

sab to chalo par baat is bar john Abraham karege

sab theek hai

john Abraham bhai kuch vichar chahiye tha kuch age karne ke liye

ashutosh rana rasta bhatak gaye ho gubare ki tarah, sahi rasta dor hai

hritik roshan jawab nahi apka

sab charo kya matlab

hritik roshan hum sab mere papa jo home minister hai baat karke gaav ka bhala
karenge

ayesha takadia idea acha hai kya hum mukhiya ki biwi ko le jayenge uncle se baat
karne ke liye
nana patekar vichar acha hai, kyon jaoge

kiron kher main to har taraf se tayar baithi hoon

scene 8

danny danjopa sab agaye, bahut late kar di

hritik roshan haa ek gaav pasand a gayi, wahi par theher gaye accidentally

john Abraham uncle hum apki madad lena chahte hai

saif ali khan desh ki unnati ke liye karna padega

danny danjopa woh kaise

priety zinta hamare saath gaav ki mukhiya ki biwi ayi hai , wah kuch minto ke liye
baat karna chahti hai, kya hum use under ane de

education minister jaroor

ayesha takadia thank you sir

scene 9

kiron kher namaste

dannydenzopa namaste

kiron kher main gaav kopargaav se ayi hoon

danny denzopa kuch batana tha apko, kahiye

kiron kher ghode ko pani pilana hai taki bharatvasi ka gaav khush rahe

danny denzopa samjha nahi

kiron kher kehte hai gaav agar pyara lage to desh sudhar sakta hai

danny denzopa aap pade huye malum lagte hai, kaha tak pada hai

kiron kher graduation kiya hai

danny denzopa to aap gaav mein kya kar rahi hai

kiron kher sab log wahi galat sochte hai ki gaav mein kaam nahi hota

danny denzopa to aap gaav ko sudharna chahti hai

kiron kher karne ke liye sab raji hai bas apki izzazat chahiye

danny danzopa kis ke liye

kiron kher education ke liye

danny denjopa to sarva shiksha abhyan shooru karna chahti hai apke gaav mein

kiron kher theek samjhe par izzazat chahiye paiso ke liye

danny denzopa mil jayega ek hafte main , chief minister se baat karni padegi

kironkher shukriya

aur is tarah chaar ladko aur government ki sahayata se gaav ko education dilvake bharat
ka naam roshan kiya hai , kaha jata hai ki gaav walo main itna josh bharne ki wajah se
mukhiya nana patekar aur biwi ko mila, rashtriya puraskar.

Agar yaha par, is gaav mein education, laa sakte hain, to isi junoon se kyon na, aur
gaavo mein education kyon nahi la sakte. Yeh samajhne ki baat hai ki,sare gaavo mein
ekta honi chahiye, kuch badlav lane ke liye aur wah badlav aaj ke navjavano ki hai

NEXT

KISSA MAUT KA

Shah rukh khan : Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh ke
pukarte hai.
Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam kar
raha
hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke log
kaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte
hoge
ki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi
inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye meri
aur
ek kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale,
safar
 pichli kahani ke 2 saal pehle ki yeh kahani

Scene 1

Shahrukh khan : sir apne bulaya

Ompuri : haa

Shah rukh khan : kisliye

Ompuri : students andolan pe utar aye hai , control karna hai, police ko
strategy chahiye, tumhari madad chahiye

shahrukh khan : thanks for selecting me

ompuri : tumhari case bahut padi hai, rashtriya puraskar milne ke chances hai,
sifarish chahiye

shahrukh khan : apne balbute per ana chahta hoon , sifarish ke balbute par nahi

ompuri : jaisi tumhari marzi

scene 2

shahrukh khan : where is the IPS officer

officer : coming

shah rukh khan : problem kya hai

officer : student got beaten up by a police officer in the police station without
any reason

shah rukh khan : strategy chahiye

officer : haa sir

shah rukh khan : water use kare ya tear gas, student mein halchal mach gayi to hatapai
ho jayegi ya students kuchle jane ka dar hai , aisa sochna
padega ki hum bhi khush aur woh bhi

officer : woh kaise

shahrukh khan : sochne do pandrah minute don’t disturb

officer: fine

shahrukh khan : ek tarkeeb hain

officer : woh kya sir

shahrukh khan : white flag to be hoisted by the officers to disperse in a peaceful manner

officer : sir students manege

shahrukh khan : try karke dekhenge , nahi huye to doosra tarkeeb sochenge

officer : doosri tarkeeb kya hogi

shahrukh khan : waqt ane par batunga

students ka halchal is beech mein student leader gets killed , nobody knows how till
shahrukh khan finds out that it is not police ki lathi but bullet

shah rukh khan discussing with om puri

ompuri : bahut pechida case ban gaya , ek taraf students ka andolan, doosre hi
shan student leader ki maut , kuch samjha nahi

shah rukh khan : case solve karoo

ompuri : meri madad chahiye

shah rukh khan : ji hoozoor

ompuri : kuch idea hai

shahrukh khan : parivar valo se milna padega solve karne ke liye

ompuri : yani koi dushman

shahrukh khan : maybe kuch bol nahi sakte

ompuri : fine job begins, best of luck to me and to you

scene 3
mother : aap kaun

ompuri : CBI

mother : hamare se kuch kaam

shahrukh khan : haa aap ke bete ki maut ka jaanchpadtal

ompuri : andar baith sakte hain

shahrukh khan : apka beta kaisa tha, uske friends etc etc

father : uske do ache saathi the, roj raat tak gapshap karte the,

shah rukh khan : koi girlfriends

father : no, aisa hamne kabhi dekha nahi, kisi ladki ke saath , jab bhi bolta tha
bas ladko ke batcheet hoti thi

ompuri : uske koi dushman , kyonki student ka leader tha isliye

mother : usne aisa koi jikar nahi kiya , hamare saath, isliye bata nahi sakte

shahrukh khan : maut jab huyi thi to aap sab kya kar rahe the, koi batcheet

father : humne lakh koshish ki thi ki andolan mat karo, usne yahi kaha ki main
student ka leader hoon, mujhe jana hoga

mother : mere ko malum tha ki kuch na kuch hoga uske saath

shah rukh khan : un do dosto ke naam aur pata

father : pata hame nahi malum dono dost college ke friends hain naam shyam
aur kishore

both : thank you

Scene 4

ompuri : autopsy report laye ho

shah rukh khan : ha sir

ompuri : report kya kehti hai

shah rukh khan : wahi ki maut dus seconds main ho gayi, marne wale ne silencer gun se
mara hai, theek jaise samne se kareeb 60 feet ki doori se

ompuri : waha par to seedhi raste se koi makan bhi nahi tha, phir mara kaise

shah rukh khan : wahi maine bhi gaur kiya , waha pe jitne bhi makan the, waha se
maine nishane baji dekhi thi , koi bhi theek se nishana lagana
namumkin hai

ompuri : waha pe koi vehicles

shah rukh khan : ho sakta hai, itni bheed main pehchanna bilkul namumkin hai, jaise ki
kis gadi se mara hai, kitne gadi khade the, kehna mushkil hai

ompuri : tumne body ko kareeb se nahi dekha,

shah rukh khan : woh kya sir

ompuri : yahi ki goli seedhi nahi ayi par upar se neeche ki direction

shah rukh khan : yani

ompuri : yani mere hisab se goli kahi unchi imarat se yah kisi helicopter se mari
hogi, maan lete hai aise, chale baat karni hai unke dosto se

shah rukh khan : you are genius, chaliye

ompuri : congrats to myself, par yeh such bhi ho sakti hai ya jhooth bhi, its just
guesswork

Scene 5

shahrukh khan : tum dono ka naam

shyam : shyam

kishore : kishore

ompuri : pura naam

shyam : ghanshyam

kishore : kishore avasthy

shah rukh khan : tum dono ravi ke kareebi dost ho

dono : yes sir, hum sab saath mein ek hi class mein college mein padte the

ompuri : marne ke samay mein tumne ravi ke saath koi batcheet ki

kishore : yes sir, us din kuch dara dara sa tha, malum nahi ek phone call uske
mobile pe aya tha

shah rukh khan : mobile

shyam : ha sir, humne usse poocha tha to usne kaha ki pink city ka nazara
dekhne ke liye bahar ane ko us anjan vyakti ne kaha hai

ompuri : koi vyakti ka naam, ya mobile number

kishore : bas usne yeh kaha ki ladki ki awaz hai, malum nahi kuch secret uske
bare mein batana chahti thi college mein , kaha ki pink gulab
color wali rose lekar ayegi usse milne ke liye , us ladki ko pink color
pasand hai

shahrukh khan : kya secret

shyam : kehne se inkar kar diya usne, baki hum dono kuch nahi jante

dono : thank you for the cooperation

Scene 6

Professor : kya kaam hai mujhse

Ompuri : koi khas nahi bas ek ladke ravi ke bare main discuss karna hai, suna
hai aap uske mentor the

Professor : woh ravi, haa bahut imandar bacha tha, uski maut ka hadsa mujhe
bardash nahi hua, padayi mein harwaqt doosre ladko se age tha

Shah rukh khan : maut ke din aapne usse baat ki

Professor : haa do bar, pehli bar jab wah college ki bus se college aya tha aur
doosri bar kisi ladki se baat kar raha tha,

Shah rukh khan : kaisi ladki

Professor : kuch bata nahi sakta , kuch nayi ladki thi, campus mein use kabhi
dekha nahi, hatho mein chain, baal khule huye, kuch lipstick jaise
ki koi tapori ladki jaisi

Ompuri : kya koi sketch de sakte ho , kitni doori se apne dekha

Professor : kareeb 30, 40 feet ki doori se, teesri manjil se

Shahrukh khan : kya andaza hai us ladki ka

Professor : try kar sakta hoon

Ompuri : fine , kal theek panch baje, sketch apse le lenge us ladki ka

Shah rukh khan : aapme aur ravi mein kya batcheet huyi us ladki ke jane ke baad

Professor : bas dara sa hua tha us ladki ke jane ke baad, poochne par bataya ki
pehli bar wah us ladki se mila hai, kuch bolna chahta tha par
bina bole hi chala gaya

Dono : thankyou

Scene 7

Ompuri : college ke dean se baat kare , kuch kissa mil jaye

Shah rukh khan : jarror sir

Dean : aap dono

Shah rukh khan : CBI

Dean : mujhse koi kaam

Ompuri : bas yahi apke student leader ki murder mystery solve karne ke liye
apki madad chahiye

Dean : ji jarorr

Shah rukh khan : is ladki ki biodata hume chahiye, apke college ki ladki hai

Dean : shiva jara biodata nikalo, kabhi dekha nahi, campus mein

Ompuri : kya doosre students kisi aur college ke ate hain is college main
Dean : nahi, doosre bache not allowed hain

Shahrukh khan : to hum man lete hain ki yeh ladki apke college ki hai

Dean : jarror, par aisi ladki kehna mushkil hai, dress sense kuch odd sa hai

Ompuri : hume bhi aisi hi lagta hai

Siva : sir aisi koi ladki humare computer biodata pe nahi hai

Dean : nahi hai, amazing, phir se check karo

Siva : do teen bar check ho chukka hai sir, lodki ka biodata nahi hai

Om puri : kya koi manual biodata hai apke pas

Dean : nahi, jo kuch bhi biodata of students hota hai , wah is computer mein
store kiya jata hai

Dono : thank you

Dean : ek madam hai juhi chawla, kya aap dono usse baat kar sakte hai, is ladki
ke bare mein, placement officer

Dono: fine

Scene 8

Juhi chawla : aap dono

Shah rukh khan : CBI

Ompuri : aapse kam tha, Dean ne bheja hai, aap student ki placement officer hai

Juhi chawla : jee ha to

Shah rukh khan : yeh tasveer apne kabhi dekhi hai

Juhi chawla : nahi

Ompuri : kya aap bata sakte hain ki yeh is college ki hai ya nahi

Juhi chawla : itne sari ladkiyon mein yaad rakhna bahut mushkil baat hai, ek bar
photo dikhayiye
Shah rukh khan : yeh rahi

Juhi chawla : pata nahi par kuch odd dress sense hai

Ompuri : dean ne bhi yehi kaha hai

Juhi chawla : bahut tapori jaisi dikhti hai, problem hai kuch

Ompuri : aap kuch bata sakti hai

Juhi chawla : nahi bas jitna batana tha bata diya

Dono : thank you madam

Scene 9

Shahrukh khan : tum

Katrina kaif : haa tum kaise yaha par

Shah rukh khan : tum to jail mein thi, yaha par

katrina kaif : jailor ne izzazat de di yaha padne ke liye tum yaha kaise

Shah rukh khan : tumhe yaha par kaise dilchaspe a gayi , yaha padne ke liye

katrina kaif : tumhi se seekha hai

Shah rukh khan : woh kaise

katrina kaif : psychology

Shah rukh khan : to tum yaha par psychology subject padne ayi hoon

katrina kaif : very intelligent

Shah rukh khan : tumhi se seekha hai

Shah rukh khan : ek question poochna tha, right time par

katrina kaif : case ke silsilye mein

Shah rukh khan : haa

katrina kaif : poocho

Shah rukh khan: is ladki ke bare mein kuch bata sakti ho,

katrina kaif : yeh rough sketch, yeh hamari college ki nahi hain

Shah rukh khan : woh kaise keh sakti ho

katrina kaif: iski dress sense, meri aur doosre ladkiyon ki dress, kuch pata chala

Shah rukh khan : fantastic, sab blue color with white background

katrina kaif : aur yeh ladki ne blue color with black background pehen ke rakha hai

Shah rukh khan : very good , chalo chai piyenge

katrina kaif : mujhe jana hai, baad mein kabhi milenge

Shah rukh khan : thanks and bye

katrina kaif : bye

Scene 10

Ompuri : aap dono

Ajay devgan : ravi ke rishtedar

Kajol : ajay devgan mera pati

Ompuri : ravi ke maut par aap dono kya kar rahe the

Ajay devgan : main office mein tha kareeb barah baje tak mere patni ke saath

Ompuri : dono ek sath

Kajol : ha hum dono ki ek company private apni hai

Ompuri : ab samjha to dono barah baje tak own company main kaam kar rahe
the

Shah rukh khan : us din maut ke din mulakat tum dono se ravi ke sath huyi thi ya nahi

Kajol : maut ke do din pehle ravi kuch ghabraya sa tha aur madad ke liye kuch
batana chahta tha
Ajaydevgan : isi beech uske dosto ka phone aya aur bina pooche wah humse baad
mein millega bolkar chala gaya

Shahrukh khan : kitne saalo se jante hai kareeb se ravi ko

Ajay devgan : pehle salo mein hum united states mein naukri karte the, baad mein
hum ravi ke shehar mein aur usse kareeb teen saal se jante hain

Ompuri : kaisa ladka hai ravi apke anuman se

Kajol : humne use kareeb se teen saal se jante hai

Shah rukh khan : waise uska haav bhav kaisa tha, yaani chidchida sa ya rafoochakar

Kajol : student ka leader hai to gussa hona jayaz hai , waise gussa har waqt kis
baat par ata hai keh nahi sakte

Ajay devgan : any more questions

Dono : thank you

Scene 11

Shahrukh khan : ladki mil gayi

Ompuri kaha par

Shahrukh khan : palace of hawa mehal

Ompuri : tumhe kaise malum

Shahrukh khan : bas guess work, waha pe mil sakti hai

Ompuri kaise guess work kiya

Shahrukh khan : student fraternity ke do ladko ne yehi kaha ki marne wala usko pink
color pasand hai, jab ravi usse bate kar raha tha, wahi
information ravi ne unko diya

Ompuri : iska matlab

Shahrukh khan : simple hai ravi ko khabar mili thi ki kisi ne usko bulaya hai aur ravi ne
kaha ki kaha mile, agar marne wala pink chahta hai to jaipur
pe ravi ki maut huyi thi to waha pe pink color famous spot hawa mehal
hai, wahi pe to wah roj ana jana rahega jisne usko mara
 tha

Ompuri : tumhe kaise malum pink spot hawa mehal hai, wah use chod sakta hai
aur kahi aur bas sakta hai

Shah rukh khan : psychology of a person is that jo pink color pasand karta hai use jaroor
jaipur pasand hoga , ek bar try karne pe burayi kya hai

Ompuri : congratulations , chalo try karenge, rough sketch hai us aurat ka

Shah rukh khan : yes sir

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Ompuri : sab log puri chan been karo is puri hawa mehal ko

Shah rukh khan : koi mili aurat

Sab : nahi sir

Shah rukh khan : shit

Ompuri : roj to wah a nahi sakti its not possible

Shah rukh khan : aap jante nahi sir aaj ki sham bahut khas shaam hai , pehli bar bahaut
salo ke baad show ho raha hai hawa mehal par, isliye main
apko le jana chahta tha

Ompuri : fine phir se try kare

Shahrukh khan : last chance

Ompuri : move boys , once again try it out

Shah rukh khan : mil gayi sir ., sab log positions entry and exit gate par

Ompuri : come on boys move

Shah rukh khan : pakad liya , stay their , don’t move otherwise I will shoot

Lady stays and removes her hat and shah rukh khan is stunned that it is actually male
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Shah rukh khan : tum kaun ho my goodness ravi ka baap

Father : haa main, tumhe kaise malum hua ki main hawa mehal mein hoon

Shah rukh khan : bus simple guess work

Ompuri is stunned and says you why ?

Father : main batata hoon ravi dikhne main aam intelligent ladka hai par use bure
sangati ke karan bahut nashili dawayiyon ka shikar ho gaya tha,
yeh mujhe ek mahine pehle malum huye, humne lakh koshish ki wah lat ko
chudwaya jaye, par din bar din wah apni maa yani meri biwi ko
marne lag gaya kyonki humne usko pocket money dene se inkar kar diya, gusse
main usne mere ko aur apni maa par hath uthane laga, hum
dar gaye, guse mein usne yeh bhi kaha ki main tum dono ko mar kar insurance
walo ko dhokha dekar paisa aith loonga

Koi bhi baap yahi chahega ki apna beta pad likh kar kuch bada admi bane, dar se
maine usko ek fake letter likha jisme yeh bataya gaya ki
usko ek ladki milegi college main jo use ek secret batayegi

Shah rukh khan : is secret ke bare main bahut suna tha, who kya tha jo wah dar gaya

Father : us ladki yani maine yeh kaha ki wah aids ka mareez ban gaya hai aur
kuch hi dino main marne wala hai

Ompuri : yani apko malum tha ki wah ladkiyon ke peeche bhagta hai

Father : maine use darane ki koshish ki thi aur is darane ke chakar main usne
mujhe ladki ke roop main such ugalva diya ki wah ladkiyon ke
sangathi main raha tha, I was shocked

Ompuri : to yeh murder kyon

Father : koi bhi baap apne bete ko marna nahi chahega chahe wah kitna bhi bura
admi kyon na ho

Shahrukh khan : to

Father : usne students andolan ke theek ek din pehle mere bank account ke
paiso se galat signature mera dal ke paanch lakh ka check
withdraw karwaya,. Meri puri punji usne ek din main uda diya, maine
abhi tak yeh baat apni biwi ko abhi tak nahi batwaya
Ompuri : to goli kaise mari apne apne bete ko

Father : helicopter se,

Shah rukh khan : students ka andolan itna bada tha ki shor helicopter ka sunayi nahi
diya

Father : ho sakta hai

Ompuri : maine kaha tha shah rukh khan

Ompuri : aur ek sawal yeh helicopter apko kaise mila

Father : mera ek dost hai jo khud hawai jahaz ka malik hai jo mantriyon ko rent
mein deta hai, government employees

Shah rukh khan : aur usne de di , apne bataya aur usne de di

Father : maine use kaha ki ek din ke liye main helicopter ko udana chahta hoon,
autopilot maine rakha aur shoot apne bache ko kar diya
rote huye

Ompuri : ek galti ki apne

Shah rukh khan : do galtiya

Father : do kaise

Ompuri : ek galti ki apne ladki ke veshbhusha main yaha aye, har waqt murderer
thinks he cannot be found out

Shah rukh khan : aur doosri galti dress sense blue color with black background

Ompuri : ek baat malum nahi pada apki biwi apke saath kyon nahi ayi

Father : maine apni biwi ko sleeping pills de di

Shahrukh khan is stunned and says kyon

Father : we have become paupers and I killed my wife and was about to leave the town
bas yeh occasion last time dekhna chahta tha, sheher ko
chodte samay, pink color

Father : meri yeh samajh pe nahi ayi ki apko kaise malum ki main yaha is samay pe
aoonga
ompuri : pink color is usually associated with boys of 20th century so we also guessed
the candidate if at all likes pink jaroor 15 th to 20th day of month ko yaha par ayega,
theek yeh occassion dekhne, just a simple guess work , agar miss ho gaya to very
difficult case it would become

shahrukh ko shukriya bol diya aur om puri said good bye for the night

Aur is prakar ravi ke father gets jail sentenced life imprisonment . yeh doosri meri CBI
ki kahani khatm hoti hai aur is mauke per apko meri taraf se shubhkamnaye ki aap apni
sahi disha chunege har saal

bye

MURDER IN HOSPITAL (Still incomplete)

Scene 1

Rishi Kapoor in death bed

Rishi Kapoor: Tum sab kyon ro rahe ho

Neetu singh : apko kuch nahi hoga, bhagvan se prarthana karti hoon, apko kuch
nahi hoga

Shabana Amzi : Na raat ki sardi hai, na din ka suraj, chain se soyiye alah khuda hai
hum sab ki raksha karne ke liye

Rishi kapoor : mujhe sirf cancer hai, kabhi na kabhi to kisi ko to upar jana hai,
ache karm kiye hai isliye jaldi bhagwan bula raha hai

Nasaruddin shah : bhaiya shubh shubh boliye, apke bina suna suna lagega hum sab ki
zindagi mein

Rishi Kapoor : mere jane se pehle ek wada sab karo

Katrina kaif : papa baad mein discuss karenge

Neetu singh : boliye

Rishi kapoor : tum sab ek ngo kyon nahi kholte jisse ki jo cancer se marte hain unki
zindagi aram se kat jaye
Amitabh bachan : hum yeh baad mein sochenge, apko aram karne ki zaroorat hai,
please thodi der ke liye soyiye

Rishi kapoor : ab kaha sona, jitni baat kar sakoo, utni chain se so sakoonga

Katrina kaif : papa ek kahavat kahiye , aap ke muh se sunna chahti hoon, bahut
din ho gaye, kuch khati meethi batein

Rishi kapoor ; english mein sunavoo

Sab : kisi bhi bhasha main

Rishi kapoor : life is full of sorrows and happiness. Happiness is only 10% but that
10% of happiness is so evenly distributed that you would
never feel that you are in sorrow

Rishi kapoor : ek akhri khwaish : ngo jarror kholna

And rishi kapoor dies in the night, every one cries

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Nana patekar : ek case hai bahut pechida

Amitabh bachan : kaun sa case

Nana patekar : yahi jo rishi kappoor mara tha us hospital ke bare main case hai

Amitabh bachan : very interesting

Nana patekar : case hai ki kidneys are being sold

Amitabh bachan : mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aya

Nana patekar : cbi report ko dekhkar aisa lagta hai ki kya rishi kapoor cancer se mare
the

Amitabh bachan : woh reports doctor sabne yehi kaha tah ki cancer hai

Nana patekar : malum hai but report adla badli bhi ki ja sakti hai

Amitabh bachan : yaani

Nana patekar : kya wah report rishi kapoor ke the ya nahi

Amitabh bachan : report ke hisab se wah report ka naam rishi kapoor ke the

Nana patekar : cbi ka report pad tab pata chalega

REPORT: Mumbai ka pehla doctor mamoothy jisne ek lakh se jyada patients ko

theek kiya paanch salo ke andar karuna hospitals ka chief ab
badi dukhad stithi main hai, cbi ke anusar kidneys bechne main us
hospital ka naam arjit kiya gaya hai report main
Pata chalta hai kuch saalo main hospital main marne ki sankhya 10%
overall in patients main payi gayi hai. Aisa kyon ho raha hai ,
doctors of karuna bata nahi pa rahe hai Jaanch padtal jari hai aur is
kaam ko saumpne ke liye cbi chief ne do officers ko kaam
saumpa hai

Nana patekar : aur woh do log mere anusar hum hai

Amitabh bachan : boss

Nana patekar : yes boss

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Nasaruddin shah : subah ka nashta karke a rahe hai kya tum log

Nana Patekar : aap se milne ke baad nashta huzam ho gaya

Nasaruddin shah : kaam ki baat kare hum

Amitabh bachan : watan ka namak khaya hai to shuru hojayiye

Nasaruddin shah : tum dono baaz nahi ayenge

Amitabh bachan : aap saath hai to kisse dar

Nasaruddin shah : aaj ki khabar padi hai

Nana patekar : aap ka photo chapa hai

Nasaruddin shah : uske baad

Nana patekar: hamara photo nahi chapa

Nasaruddin shah: Be serious

Nasaruddin Shah : poochtash karni hai kaha malum hai

Amitabh Bachan : karuna hospital main

Nasaruddin shah : tumko kaise malum

Amitabh Bachan : aap ki photo dekhi hai

Nasarudin shah : again be serious

Nana patekar : kaisi pochtash kare

Nasarudin shah : kitni experience hai tumhare paas

Nana patekar : yahi paanch saal cheh mahine pandrah din aath ghante

Nasaruddin shah : aur tumhari

Amitabh bachan : bas aath ghante ke bajaye teen ghante

Nasarudin shah : dono ek saath aye the

Nana patekar : bilkul judwa

Nasaruddin shah : yeh hai case report to me after one week every month

Nasaruddin shah : kitne mahine loge is case ko solve karne ke liye

Dono : cheh mahine ke ander

Nasaruddin shah : judwaa

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Amitabh bachan : kaise shuru kare case

Nana Patekar : jaise ham roj karte hai

Amitabh bachan : suffocating people with questions

Nana patekar : Naam

Dr Rastogi : Dr Rastogi

Nana Patekar : kaam

Dr Rastogi : Doctor in cancer specialist

Amitabh Bachan : aaj tak apne kitne patients ka ilaz kiya hai

Dr Rastogi : kareeb do sow paanch saal mein

Nana patekar : in house patients kitne the usme

Dr Rastogi : sab in patients the cancer right

Amitabh bachan : ilaz kaise karte hain aap sab log

Dr Rastogi : depends upon cancer symptoms initial stage cancer mein operation se
bach jate hai log

Nana patekar : percentage of success

Dr Rastogi : kareeb 50 50

Amitabh bachan : afwa faili hai is hospital mein marna bahut jald ho jata hai

Dr Rastogi : yeh sab afwai hai aisa kuch bhi nahi hai

Amitabh bachan : in patients ki list bata sakte hai jo operation ke pehle and operation
ke baad wale patients ki list chahiye poochtash ke liye

Dr Rastogi : beshak

Nana patekar : ek last question been working since

Dr Rastogi : since five years

Scene 5

Nana patekar : in patients mein kaun sa admi choose kare

Amitabh bachan : pehle dean se to baat kare

Nana patekar : fine mamoothy

Mamoothy : what can I do for you both

Amitabh bachan : jaanch padtal ke silsilay mein

Mamoothy : kaisi jaanch

Nana patekar : apne aaj ki taza khabar padi hai

Mamoothy : no I was busy

Amitabh bachan : aaj ki khabar

Mamoothy : interesting who wrote it

Nana patekar : hamne to nahi

Mamoothy : funny , aisa kuch bhi nahi ho raha hai is hospital mein

Amitabh bachan : kya hum poochtash kare is hospital mein we want some clarifications

Mamoothy : no

Nana patekar : court orders

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Amitabh bachan : patient number 16

Nana patekar : male or female

Amitabh bachan : female

Sridevi : who are you

Nana patekar : yamdoot

Sridevi : I didn’t understand

Nana patekar : CBI

Amitabh bachan : kitne mahine se yaha par ho

Sridevi : kareeb teen mahino se

Nana patekar : problem

Sridevi : child delivery

Amitabh bachan : symptoms

Sridevi : said also have kidney cancer early symptoms

Amitabh bachan : doctors

Sridevi : said can be operated upon during operation before child delivery

Nana patekar : assurance

Sridevi : 50-50 but compulsory

Amitabh bachan : medical report

Nana patekar : fine

Sridevi : been a doctor

Amitabh bachan : CBI allrounders

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Nana patekar : patient no 13

Amitabh bachan : naam

Dharmendra : dharmendra

Amitabh bachan : joining date

Dharmendra : two months back

Nana patekar : cause of joining

Dharmendra : stomach upset

Amitabh bachan : cause of staying

Dharmendra : problems in kidney function said operation required

Nana patekar : reports

Amitabh bachan : anything

Nana patekar : checking out patterns

Scene 8

Nana patekar : patient no 20

Amitabh bachan : naam

Rekha : rekha

Nana patekar : kaam

Rekha : housewife

Amitabh bachan : purpose of visiting hospital

Rekha : urine infection

Nana patekar : purpose of staying

Rekha : kidney malfunction

Amitabh bachan : how did you know

Rekha : doctor rastogi

Nana patekar : amazing

Amitabh bachan : reports

Both : quite interesting patterns

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Nasaruddin shah : what is happening to the case

Nana patekar : kuch samjhe nahi bahut pechida case hai

Nasaruddin shah : any suspects

Amitabh bachan : no sir but one

Nasaruddin shah : who

Nana patekar : cant say but rustogi

Nasaruddin shah : why

Amitabh bachan : all 3 cases of patients checked have been monitored by rustogi but all
3 cases problem was left side of kidney not both or right

we cant decipher why

Nana patekar : and amazing thing is it can be done by anyone a doctor madman or
rustogi why we don’t know

Nasaruddin shah : any clues

Amitabh bachan : only report decipheration

Nasaruddin shah : talk to doctors

Both : yes sir

Scene 10

Nana patekar : you are a doctor

Cathy : yes

Amitabh bachan : specialization

Cathy : kidney specialist

Amitabh bachan : working since

Cathy : since three years

Nana patekar : been working with

Cathy : with rustogi

Nana patekar : amazing

Nana patekar : rustogi working since

Cathy : since seven years

Both are stunned

Are you sure

Cathy : yes 100 percent

Nana patekar : thank you

Scene 11

to be debated by public

something to think about the story who the culprit is

come under the category of unsolved crime mystery

presented by jagadish