Udaan - Shooting Draft
Udaan - Shooting Draft
SHOOTING DRAFT
Version 1.0
7th July 2009
written by
VIKRAMADITYA MOTWANE
ANURAG KASHYAP
© VIKRAMADITYA MOTWANE
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On Black Screen:
In 8mm style:
When she finally lets go, the boy looks back in alarm.
"UDAAN"
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EVERYONE
Amen...
DISSOLVE TO:
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The four of them tiptoe down the corridor, down the main
staircase, down another corridor and come up to a closed
door. Muninder opens it slightly and peeks out.
One by one, they come out into the open, very careful not
to let the door slam back into place.
MUNINDER
(under his breath)
Rathod...
VIKRAM
Saala muchchad abhi kyon jaga hai?
MUNINDER
Kanghi phira raha hoga apne jungle pe...
kasam se is diwali uski mooch mein rocket
nahin jalaaya na toh...
BENOY
Jaldi kanghi kyon nahin karta... mujhe
thandi lag rahi hai...
MUNINDER
Chhe saal ho gaya Shimla mein tujhe, abhi
bhi thandi lagta hai... saala Bengali...
monkey cap kothai?
BENOY
Tere baap ki daadhi mein phans gaya tha.
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MUNINDER
Mere papa ke baare mein kuchh mat bol.
BENOY
Tu bangaaliyon ke baare mein mat bol.
ROHAN
Film ka naam kya hai?
VIKRAM
Ek se mera kya hoga...
ROHAN
Story kya hai?
VIKRAM
Pata nahin... poster mein bahut saari
heroine hai bikini mein... ho sakta hai
unka ek se kuch nahin hota. Ho sakta hai
hero ka ek se kuch nahin hota...
BENOY
Ek se kya nahin hota?
MUNINDER
Pet nahin bharta be Bangali...
BENOY
Hero ladkiyan khaata hai picture mein?
Horror hai?
MUNINDER
Maloom hota to dekhne kyon jaate...
One by one, they come out from behind the pillar and sneak
across the ground till they come to a wall. And one by
one, they scale the wall.
CUT TO:
VIKRAM
Voh dekh... doosri picture chal rahi hai...
uss ki biwi ghar pe so rahi hogi aur saala
yahaan ayyaashi kar raha hai...
(aloud)
Oye uncle...
The man gets up. They now see his face in the light. He
has a big moustache.
MUNINDER
Kya hua?
They point.
MUNINDER
Kaun hai?
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MUNINDER
Rathod!?
BENOY
Chhod na...
BENOY
Muchchad vahaan pe kya kar raha tha?
ROHAN
Picture dekh raha tha aur kya?
BENOY
Usne humko pehchaana hoga...
VIKRAM
Pata nahin...
BENOY
Usne complain kiya toh?
MUNINDER
Kuch nahin hoga... jaldi chalo... uske
pehle hostel pahuch gaye to vo kuch nahin
kar sakta.
VIKRAM
Uske saath kaun thi?
ROHAN
Ma'am...
VIKRAM
Ma'am... kabhi dekha hai ma'am ko?
ROHAN
Is she hot?
BENOY
Paagal hai? Muchhad se bhi badi moochh
hai uski...
MUNINDER
Tum log bakbak karne ke bajaai bhaagoge?
BENOY
Is baar nahin bachenge... is baar to...
MUNINDER
Chupp kar... uske pahle school pahunch
gaye to kuchch nahin kar sakta...
BENOY
Par uske paas scooter hai...
MUNINDER
Uske scooter ki havaa nikaalni chahiye thi
na...
BENOY
Abhi aa raha hai tujhe idea?
VIKRAM
Saamne dekh...
The others stop running and walk back to him. He's holding
his ankle in pain.
BENOY
Kya hua?
ROHAN
Saamne dekh raha tha, jab neeche dekhna
chahiye tha...
VIKRAM
(groaning)
Shut up...
ROHAN
Dard ho raha hai?
Vikram nods.
MUNINDER
Dikha...
MUNINDER
Moch aayi hai...
BENOY
Shit... koi mochi bhi nahin hai yahaan...
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ROHAN
Chhup rah na...
VIKRAM
Tum log jaao main pahunch jaoonga...
ROHAN
Baap re... Rani Padmini ka johar...
VIKRAM
Tum logon ko expel karva dega muchchad...
MUNINDER
Tujhe jaise apne sarr pe baithayega...
He stands.
MUNINDER
Isko utha ke le chalte hain...
They lift up Vikram and carry him down the slope to the
road. As they step on the road, they hear the sound of a
scooter approaching.
They lift Vikram again, and run down the street, trying
to gather as much speed as they can.
Our boys run faster. Rathod guns his scooter. Our boys
run even faster.
VIKRAM
Bola tha tum log wapas chale jao... abhi
sab maroge...
MUNINDER
Ab theek hai yaar mar jayenge to mar
jayenge... tujhe akele ko Bhagat Singh
kyon banne dein...
ROHAN
Haan bhagat singh sardar tha na..
BENOY
Vaapas chalke poora picture dekh lete hai
na...
(MORE)
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BENOY (CONT'D)
(beat)
Phansna to hai hi...
MUNINDER
Frustrated Bengali...
BENOY
Achcha picture tha...
VIKRAM
Hahn... dekh raha tha main tera haath kahaan
tha...
BENOY
Arre poster par vah uska ganji vaala figure
to abhi tak nahin aaya tha...
VIKRAM
Ganji nahin Bangali... Bra...
ROHAN
Vah aurat jo muchchad ke saath thi... vah
kahaan hogi?
Benoy stops.
BENOY
Yaar vaapas chalte hai...
MUNINDER
Tujhe haath nahin daalne degi. Chal
chupchaap...
BENOY
Vah akeli hogi bechari...
MUNINDER
Chal na... thand lag rahi hai...
BENOY
Tabhi to bol raha hoon...
DISSOLVE TO:
MUNINDER
(to the boy)
Oye junior... tune kya kiya?
YOUNG BOY
Task complete nahin kiya.
MUNINDER
Bas? Is liye princi ke paas bheja?
YOUNG BOY
Aap ne kya kiya?
MUNINDER
Bhaag kar town gaye the... picture dekhne.
YOUNG BOY
Phir?
MUNINDER
Iska pair toot gaya.
YOUNG BOY
To?
BENOY
Hamara kismat phoot gaya...
YOUNG BOY
Ab?
Muninder shrugs.
MUNINDER
Pata nahin...
YOUNG BOY
Aap log pakde gaye?
VIKRAM
(suddenly)
Nahin... princi ko pappie dene aaye hai...
He starts crying.
MUNINDER
Vikram ke papa pata nahin kya karenge...
VIKRAM
(crying)
Pata nahin? Arre jo bachi hai vo bhi tod
daalenge...
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BENOY
Mere baba to mujhe naani ke paas Singur
bhej denge... government schoo mein padhne
ke liye... agar school bacha ho vahaan
to...
MUNINDER
Mere papa to paper padh rahe honge... aur
jab main ghar pahuchoonga to bolenge 'aa
gaye?'... Main boloonga 'hahn, chhutti ho
gayee'... to vo bolenge 'vaapas kabhi jaana
hai?'... To main boloonga 'jab phone
aayega'...
YOUNG BOY
Phir?
MUNINDER
Mere ghar pe phone hi nahin hai...
He laughs, alone.
YOUNG BOY
(to Rohan)
Aur aap?
MUNINDER
Rohan...
MUNINDER
Bachcha pooch raha hai... tere papa kya
kerenge...
ROHAN
(to the boy, after
a long pause)
Pata nahin... maine aath saal se unko nahin
dekha hai...
YOUNG BOY
(puzzled)
Kyon?
PRINCIPAL
Naam kya tha?
MUNINDER
Kiska Sir?
PRINCIPAL
Film ka naam...
PRINCIPAL
Rohan?
ROHAN
Ek se mera kya hoga sir...
PRINCIPAL
Pichli baar tumne saare nal khol diye the...
poora hostel evacuate karna pada tha.
MUNINDER
Vo to last year tha sir... pichli baar to
pankhhe...
He stops himself.
MUNINDER
Sorry sir...
PRINCIPAL
Pankhhe mode the...
MUNINDER
Baad mein seedhe bhi kiye the.
PRINCIPAL
I just spoke with your father Muninder.
MUNINDER
(beams)
Ghar pe phone aa gaya?
PRINCIPAL
(not amused)
Shut up!
VIKRAM
Mere papa ne kya bola?
PRINCIPAL
Tum ko lene vo khud aa rahe hai...
VIKRAM
Vo mujhe maar dalenge... please sir...
PRINCIPAL
Stand straight!
PRINCIPAL
Tum log teesri baar pakde gaye ho... do
not expect me to let it go this time...
tumhaare parents ko inform kar diya hai...
vah ghar pe tumhaare intezaar kar rahe
hain... you are expelled.
PRINCIPAL
Dismissed, all of you.
They start to leave and file out of the door one by one.
PRINCIPAL
Rohan...
PRINCIPAL
I'm... sorry...
MUNINDER
Sir?
MUNINDER
Sir aapko Rathod sir se poochna chahiye ki
unke saath vah aurat kaun thi, jiske blouse
mein vah haath daal rahe the...
MUNINDER
Rohan kahan hai?
All around him are tall pine trees. It's very quiet.
MUNINDER
Princi ka chehra dekhne laayak tha jab
maine usse muchchad aur uss aurat ke baare
mein bataaya...
MUNINDER
Darr lag raha hai?
Rohan nods.
MUNINDER
Vaise bhi chhe mahine mein boards ke baad
jaana tha... saari zindagi thodi na school
mein rahne vaale the...
ROHAN
Ek poem sunaoon?
Muninder nods.
MUNINDER
Achcha likhta hai tu...
ROHAN
Sachchi?
MUNINDER
Chal... packing karni hai abhi...
ROHAN
Tujhe sachchi meri poem achchi lagi?
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MUNINDER
Choomoonga to maanega?
ROHAN
Brush kiya tha aaj?
CUT TO:
VIKRAM
Teri train kitne baje hai?
ROHAN
Do baje... teri?
VIKRAM
Papa flight se aa rahe hai... main to
bhaagne vaala hoon...
ROHAN
(to Benoy)
Tu mere saath chalega na?
BENOY
Main bhi Bombay jaa raha hoon... papa vahan
shift ho rahe hain...
MUNINDER
Bach gaya Bangali... Bombay ke government
school Singur se achche hain... vahaan
Mamta Banerjee nahin hai... Kulkarni hai...
Everyone smiles.
ROHAN
Main jaa raha hoon... time ho gaya.
ROHAN
Picture poori dekh lete kam se kam...
MUNINDER
Bombay aa.. Tujhe Paris Hilton ki picture
dikhaoonga...
ROHAN
Mujhe mail karna...
MUNINDER
Jamshedpur mein internet hai?
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BENOY
Jamshedpur gaon nahin hai...
ROHAN
Sabne likh diya?
MUNINDER
(smiling)
Tere liye poem likhi hai ek... padh lena...
ROHAN
I’ll miss you guys...
Music...
Rohan walks through the school for the last time. Children
in their uniforms stare at him, some with sympathy, some
with scorn, some with envy.
MUNINDER
(shouting at Rathod)
Theek se ghar le jaana isse muchchad...
RATHOD
(to Rohan)
Baitho andar...
MUNINDER
(shouts)
Ma'am ko bataaya kiske blouse mein haath
daala tha tune muchchad?
All the kids laugh. Rathod gets into the car. Tears
begin to roll down Muninder's cheeks.
Rohan looks back at the school as the car leaves the gates.
DISSOLVE TO:
In the train, Rohan sits with Rathod, who nods off and
drools from his mouth
CUT TO:
Rohan gets off the train, his heavy trunk behind him.
Rathod gets off behind Rohan.
RATHOD
Tumhaare father dikh rahe hain kahin?
It is a chilling moment.
CUT TO:
Rohan reaches the car his father is standing at. The boot
is open.
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BHAIRAV
Hato...
BHAIRAV
Baitho...
He looks at Rathod.
BHAIRAV
Thanks...
Rathod nods.
RATHOD
Good luck...
Bhairav starts the car. The engine rolls over a few times.
They go off.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Rohan slowly gets out of the car and stares at the house.
He drags the trunk into his old room. The room is almost
bare. A single bed lies in the centre.
BOY
Vah mera bistar hai...
BHAIRAV
Tum log aapas mein taye kar lo kaun oopar
soyega kaun neeche...
BOY
Ye mera bistar hai...
ROHAN
Tu hai kaun?
BOY
Ye mera bistar hai.
ROHAN
Pahle bata tu hai kaun?
ROHAN
Hai kaun vah?
BHAIRAV
Tumhara bhai.
ROHAN
Mera bhai...
BHAIRAV
Mummy ke marne ke baad hum phir se shaadi
kiye... shaadi jami nahin. Vah ab hum log
ke saath nahin rahti...
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He then comes back into the room, and sees that his trunk
has been pushed into a corner, and that the boy is sitting
on the bed.
ROHAN
Uth vahan se...
BOY
Ye mera bistar hai...
ROHAN
Tum se pahle mera tha. Abhi uth vahan se
nahin to ek ghuma ke denge kaan ke neeche
bathroom mein jaakar roge...
The boy gets up. Rohan drags his trunk back to the bed,
opens it.
ROHAN
Idhar aa...
The boy walks up to Rohan, who takes out all the stuff
from the cupboard and dumps it on the boy.
BOY
Ye mera almaari hai...
ROHAN
Sun chachundar... Tu jab ped par latka bhi
nahin tha na, tab se ye kamra mera hai...
aur main vaapas aa gaya hoon to ab ye
almaari bhi mera hai, table bhi mera hai,
aur bed bhi mera hai... aur tera bas
thainga... samjhe?
ROHAN
Naam kya hai tera?
BOY
Arjun...
Arjun sits on the bed and watches the stuff coming out of
Rohan's trunk. He spies Rohan's Superman action figure,
picks it up. He starts fiddling with it. Rohan notices.
He immediately comes across and takes it out of Arjun’s
hands.
Rohan puts the figure inside the cupboard and slams the
door shut.
CUT TO:
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Bhairav picks the car keys off the holder on the wall.
He's ready to go.
BHAIRAV
(calling out)
Chalo der ho rahi hai...
BHAIRAV
Rohan kahan hai?
ARJUN
Andar...
BHAIRAV
Bulaao usko...
ARJUN
Sir bula rahe hain...
ROHAN
Sir?
ROHAN
'Sir' ko bolo main aa raha hoon.
Arjun leaves.
BHAIRAV
Kahan hai Rohan?
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ARJUN
Vah aa raha hai.
BHAIRAV
Ja ke bulaao usko...
ROHAN
Aa raha hoon...
ROHAN
Jaao...
ARJUN
Sir ko gussa aa raha hai...
Both Arjun and Rohan walk towards the back seat of the
car, neither wanting to sit in front with Bhairav.
Rohan pushes Arjun to the front door and gets in the back.
BHAIRAV
Der kyon hui?
ROHAN
Baal bana raha tha...
BHAIRAV
Agli baar der hui to baal rahega nahin
tumhaare sarr pe...
BHAIRAV
Namaskar...
ARJUN
Pranam chacha...
JIMMY
Abe bhateeje... pair choone ka zamaana
gaya... abhi ye gaal pe ek hello bolo...
JIMMY
Ye kaun hai bhai...
Rohan smiles.
JIMMY
(emotional)
Chacha jitna bada ho gaya hai...
ROHAN
Hello...
JIMMY
Galle ki ghanti phoot gayi hai iski...
(looks at Bhairav)
Hai Bhaiya...
ROHAN
(to Rashmi)
Pranam Chachi...
JIMMY
Chacha ko hello chachi ko pranam... sahi
hai... ab chal gale laga...
RASHMI
Kitna sundar ho gaya hai...
Jimmy shuts the door, leads Rohan into the house and talks
to him softly.
JIMMY
School mein suna galat kaam kiya tum...
JIMMY
Kaun thi?
ROHAN
Koi nahin...
(beat)
Doston ke saath bhaag ke picture dekhne
gaye the...
JIMMY
Rivoli mein?
Rohan nods.
JIMMY
Humne bhi badi picturein dekhi hain
vahaan... kaisi thi... picture...
ROHAN
Pata nahin... beech mein hi bhaagna pada...
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JIMMY
Aur naam kya tha...
ROHAN
Ek se mera kya hoga...
JIMMY
(laughs)
Ek se kuch nahin hoga... hum to naam bhi
nahin sune iska... nayi hai?
Rohan nods.
JIMMY
Aage kya karne ka iraada hai?
ROHAN
College.
RASHMI
College to sab karte hain... college mein
kya karoge?
ROHAN
Arts. Literature...
RASHMI
Science kyon nahin?
ROHAN
Mujhe writer banna hai.
JIMMY
Writer... kaisa writer? Kya likhoge?
Poem, novel, kahaniyan?
ROHAN
Sab kuchch...
BHAIRAV
(interrupting)
Ye engineering padhega aur factory mein
kaam karega hamaare saath...
JIMMY
Arre... vah bol raha hai vah literature
padhna chahta hai... to padhne do, kya
burra hai usmein? Writer logon ki bahut
izzat hoti hai aaj kal...
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BHAIRAV
Izzat se pet nahin bharta... writer log
bhooke marte hai ya sharaab peeke... sadak
par kone kone mein ek writer baitha hai,
haath mein katora thaame...
RASHMI
Aisa nahin hai Bhairav bhaiya... vah zamaana
gaya. Saare writer bheekmange nahin hote...
aaj kal karodon ki royalty milti hai
writeron ko...
BHAIRAV
Hahn unko milti hai karodon ki royalty
jinke paas pahle se hi karod hote hain.
Iske paas dhela nahin hai, na iske baap ke
paas hai. Isko agar mere ghar mein rehna
hai, mera kamaaya pahan-na aur khaana hai
to jeena bhi vaise padega jaise hum
kahenge...
ROHAN
Lekin mujhe factory mein kaam nahin karna
hai...
BHAIRAV
Tumse poocha kissi ne?
BHAIRAV
Ghoor kya rahe ho... aankh neeche karo aur
khaana khaao. Jab do bade baat kar rahe
ho to beech mein bola nahin karte...
BHAIRAV
Abhi ghuma ke ek denge chamaat aankh ubal
ke baahar aajayegi...
(angrily)
Khaana khaao!
BHAIRAV
Himaakat dekhi iski Jimmy? Babuji ke saamne
aisi harkat karte to steel ke saath hamaari
haddi bhi gala dete bhatti mein...
He turns to Rohan.
BHAIRAV
Humko agar iss tarah India ke sabse achche
school se nikaala gaya hota, to pata hai
kis tarah khaatridaari hoti hamaari?
BHAIRAV
Pahle to ghar mein ghusna nahin diya
jaata... Baahar sadak par rakhte, bolte
pahle kamaao, khaao, apne do pairon par
khade hoke dikhaao... aur jab tak hum chaar
paisa kama nahin lete tab tak moonh nahin
kar sakte the ghar ka... aise the hamaare
babuji. Tumhaare jaise havhavaai baaton
pe seedhe chamaat maarte the... aur agar
tumhaari badtameezi band nahin hui to aage
se tumhaare saath bhi yahi sulook hoga...
ROHAN
Kam se kam aath saal mein ek baar to milne
zaroor gaye hote... aapke Babuji...
JIMMY
Bhaiya nahin... bhaiya... bachcha hai...
usse nahin pata kya bol raha hai...
BHAIRAV
Dekho usko... badtameez ko... Rohan!
BHAIRAV
(calling out)
Samajhte kya ho apne aap ko... ser bhar ke
ho nahin... nakhoon bhar mooch nahin aayi...
apne baap se zabaan lada rahe ho? Humko
bataaoge kya karna chahiye kya nahin...
BHAIRAV
Tumse baat kar rahe hain hum...
JIMMY
Nahin bhaiya... jaan se maaroge kya...
BHAIRAV
Dobara kabhi humse aise baat mat karna...
He clips Rohan behind the ear and walks back into the
house.
JIMMY
Aise kyon baat karte ho unse?
ROHAN
Pyaar ki bhaasha samajh kahan aati hai
unhe...
JIMMY
Tumhe paida kiya hai usne...
ROHAN
Mummy ne paida kiya tha.
JIMMY
Tumhaare papa hai vah...
ROHAN
Kaise papa hain? Aath saal mujhe akela
vahaan chhod diya... ek chitthi aati thi
saal mein. Padho to aisa lagta tha jaise
TV news ho - "yahaan sab theek hai.
Tumhaara result mila. Aur achcha kar sakte
ho." Shakl bhi bhool gaye the hum... station
par dekha to laga pata nahin kiska baap
hai... hum unke bete hain bank ke fixed
deposit nahin hain. Humko nahin join karna
hai family business. Saari zindagi
jamaadaari karoonga lekin unki naukri nahin
karoonga...
JIMMY
Bhairav bhaiya tumko kabhi writer nahin
banne denge...
ROHAN
Ye Arjun kahaan se aa gaya? Kab ki unhone
doosri shaadi...
ROHAN
Aisa hota hai kya? Ghar bulaaya aur chhe
saal ka bhai thop diya mere oopar?
Jimmy puts his arm around Rohan. They sit in silence for
a while.
ROHAN
Kahan gayee Arjun ki mummy? Usse saath
kyon nahin le gayee?
JIMMY
Pata nahin beta kahan gayee. Ek din bas
chali gayee.
ROHAN
Jaana hi tha..
Jimmy smiles.
JIMMY
Chalo andar chalo...
JIMMY
Dekho beta... har baap chahta hai ki beta
bada ho to uske jaisa bane... ek mauke do
unhe... vah bhi samjhenge... tumko jo karna
hai tum karoge, humko pata hai. Lekin
pehle apne pair par khade ho jaao... phir
writer bano ya jamaadar...
JIMMY
Chalo ab aise khaana chhodkar nahin aate...
mujhe bhi bhook lagi hai... You can't deny
a fat man his food...
CUT TO:
Arjun is asleep.
BHAIRAV
Arjun ko andar le ke aao...
Rohan carries Arjun out of the car and hoists him on his
shoulder.
He shuts the car door and starts walking towards the house.
BHAIRAV (O.S.)
Baahar aao...
CUT TO:
BHAIRAV
Kuch baatein hain jo zahan mein baandh kar
rakh lo. Tum mere ghar mein rah rahe ho
aur mere ghar mein rahne vaale ko mere
neeyam kanoon se rahna hoga. Pahla kanoon
ye hai ki tum humko Arjun ki tarah 'sir'
bulaaoge... koi papa daddy faddy nahin
sunna chahiye... hum tumhaare senior hai
aur senior ko school mein kya kahte the
tum?
ROHAN
Sir...
BHAIRAV
Jimmy ke ghar mein jo hua phir kabhi dobaara
hua to galaa kaat denge... meri kissi baat
ka tum ulta jawaab nahin doge. Kabhi oonchi
awaaz mein baat nahin karoge aur jo bola
jaayega vah karoge... samajh mein aa raha
hai kuch?
ROHAN
Hahn...
BHAIRAV
Hahn nahin ji.
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ROHAN
Ji...
BHAIRAV
Ji kya?
ROHAN
Ji sir...
BHAIRAV
Aur apne saare writer viter banne ke faaltu
sapno ko thaili mein baandhkar dust bin
mein daal do. Udna band karo aur paanv
zameen par hi rakho...
ROHAN
Ji sir...
BHAIRAV
Kal tum mere saath factory chaloge. Dopahar
ke khaane tak kaam karoge, uske baad college
jaaoge. Engineering ki tayaari karne.
Boards ke baad tumko IIT-JEE clear karna
hai aur tum karoge... samjhe?
ROHAN
Ji sir...
BHAIRAV
Aur meri koi baat agar samajh mein na aaye
to vahaan darwaaza hai. Apna samaan uthaao
aur jaao yahaan se. Aur agar ek baar gaye
to dobaara kabhi andar aane nahin diya
jaayega... samjhe?
ROHAN
Ji sir...
Rohan takes a long hard look at the door. And then walks
the other way.
Rohan walks into the bedroom. Arjun lies on the bed and
watches him as he places a sheet on the mattress.
ARJUN
Sir ne daanta aapko?
ARJUN
Humko hamesha daant-te hain.
(beat)
Nahin to maarte hain...
FADE OUT:
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He walks into the boys room and pulls the covers off them.
BHAIRAV
Paanch minute mein neeche...
He looks at Arjun.
ARJUN
Jogging time...
Arjun comes out as well and sits on the steps of the house,
a stopwatch in his hand.
BHAIRAV
Chalo chalo...
(indicating the
route)
Hum yahaan se shuru karenge... bhaagte hue
colony ki taraf jaayenge... phir colony ka
poora chakkar kaatke bhaagte hue yahaan
vaapas aayenge. Aur jab vahaan pahuchenge
to vahaan se yahaan tak race karenge...
ROHAN
Mujhe race nahin karni.
ROHAN
Tu?
ARJUN
Hum bhaag nahin sakte...
They jog past Jimmy's house and see Jimmy getting out of
the car after his golf game. He waves to Rohan. Rohan
rolls his eyes at him, panting away.
They reach the house and Rohan doubles over, catching his
breath.
BHAIRAV
Arjun... kitna hua?
ARJUN
41 minutes...
BHAIRAV
Ha!
(to Rohan)
Sharam aani chahiye... apne baap se haar
gaya... disgraceful!
ARJUN
Disgraceful!
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They come out of the house. Arjun races towards the car.
Rohan follows nonchalantly.
Arjun runs straight to the back door and gets in, leaving
Rohan with no choice but to sit in front with Bhairav.
He shoots Arjun a dark look and gets into the car.
BHAIRAV
Paanch minute late...
ROHAN
Baal bana raha tha.
BHAIRAV
T-shirt pe kya hai?
ROHAN
(looking at his
shirt, innocently)
Who gives a hash at the rate of dollar per
se...
BHAIRAV
Factory mein yah sab leechad kapda pahan
kar nahin jaa sakte...
ROHAN
Mere paas sab yahi hai.
BHAIRAV
Jaake meri almaari mein se kameez le lo.
BHAIRAV
Aur baal banaane mat lag jaana nahin to
ghar ke saare sheeshe tod doonga tumhaare
sarr pe... now run!
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Rohan runs.
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BHAIRAV
Koi shikaayat nahin aani chahiye...
ARJUN
Ji sir...
BHAIRAV (V.O.)
Ye mera beta Rohan hai jo Bishop Cotton se
padhkar vaapas aaya hai. Aur aaj se yahaan
hamaare saath kaam karega...
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BHAIRAV
(looks at Rohan)
Aasha yahi hai ki baakiyon ki tarah ye bhi
mehnat karega aur hamaara achcha saathi
banega...
(to all)
Isse bhi itni hi mehnat karni padegi jitni
aap karte hain. Beta ye ghar pe hai, yahaan
nahin, aur iske virrudh kabhi koi bhi
shikaayat ho, bejhijhak kahiyega.
BHAIRAV
Mr. Rao...
BHAIRAV
Rohan, ye Rao saahab hai, hamaare manager.
Ye tumko tumhaara kaam bataayenge...
BHAIRAV
Tumse bade hain...
RAO
(smiles)
Shall we?
BHAIRAV
Rohan...
BHAIRAV
(beat)
Pahan lo...
Along with noisy forging machines that pound the crap out
of molten pieces of iron, furnaces blast fire into the
air and large fans blow smoke through the whole place.
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He begins to write.
Rohan enters the house and makes his way up the stairs.
ROHAN
Tumhaare sir kahan hai?
Arjun shrugs.
BHAIRAV
Two four's are?
ARJUN
8.
BHAIRAV
Two six's are?
ARJUN
12.
BHAIRAV
Two eight's are?
ARJUN
14.
BHAIRAV
Nahin... galat... bataao two eight's are
kitne hote hain?
ARJUN
18?
BHAIRAV
Yahi hota hai jab ratta maarke baith jaate
ho. Dhyan do. Socho... bolo two eight's
are...
BHAIRAV
Socho socho... two eight's are...
BHAIRAV
Hum maarenge abhi jor se... bolo kitna
hota hai two eight's are...
BHAIRAV
Two eight's are?
ARJUN
16.
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BHAIRAV
Two nine's are?
ARJUN
18.
BHAIRAV
Three sixes are?
ARJUN
18.
BHAIRAV
Baaki homework bhi abhi khatam karo khaane
se pahle...
BHAIRAV
(without stopping)
Kaisa tha college?
ROHAN
Theek hai...
BHAIRAV
Sabse badhiya college hai yahaan ka.
ROHAN
(to himself)
Ek hi to college hai...
Bhairav walks off into his room and shuts the door.
ROHAN
Jab tumhe sab answer pata tha to bole kyon
nahin?
ROHAN
Maar khaane mein mazaa aata hai tumko?
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BHAIRAV
(to Rohan)
Rohan mez lagaao...
ROHAN
Khaana banaane vaala maharaj kyon nahin
rakh lete?
BHAIRAV
Paisa tum doge?
ROHAN
Arjun ko dekhne ke liye agar koi...
BHAIRAV
Jab tum kamaana to rakh lena naukraani aur
maharaj jo chahiye... recession chal raha
hai... recession samajhte ho?
BHAIRAV
Arjun ko bulaao.
Rohan walks past Arjun, who's playing his own war games,
and comes out through the other door into Bhairav's room.
ROHAN
‘Sir’ bula raha hai. Khaana lag gaya hai.
ROHAN
Aa raha hai.
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Rohan gets up, tiptoes out of his room and stands outside
Bhairav’s door. He slowly opens it.
He comes down the stairs in the dark. Opens the main door.
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He walks over to the car and opens it. Puts it into neutral
and from the outside, pushes it till it is some distance
away from the house.
He gets into the car and starts it. It coughs over a few
times, finally starts. Rohan puts it into gear and drives
off.
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Rohan walks over to the bar and sits on a stool, asks the
bartender for a rum and coke. While waiting for his drink
he checks the place out.
The bartender comes back with his drink and Rohan pays
him.
He starts drinking.
The thin boy gets up and walks towards Rohan. He’s followed
by two more guys, one of them quite fat.
He is quite drunk.
ROHAN
Ye khatam kar lein?
APU
Abhi, turant!
Apu leans on the other boy (Shiv) while the fat boy (Amber)
stands close to Rohan.
APU
College mein naya aaya hai.
ROHAN
Hahn...
APU
Naam kya hai?
ROHAN
Rohan.
APU
Hum tera senior hai, pata hai na be bhaklol?
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ROHAN
Hahn.
APU
Tumko pata hai na senior jo chaahe junior
ke saath kar sakta hai...
ROHAN
Sirf college mein...
APU
Jahan chaahe samjhe... jahan hum chahe
jidhar hum logon ka mann chaahe...
(to the boys)
To kya karen iske saath?
SHIV
Murga naach...
APU
Abe sab ko to vahi karaate hai... mazaa
nahin aata...
(to Rohan)
Koi gaana aata hai tumko?
ROHAN
Nahin.
AMBER
Phir to gaana padega.
ROHAN
Kaun sa gaana?
APU
Koi bhi jo nahin aata hai... hum log nasha
mein hai... aur nasha mein jo nahin aata
hai vo bhi jaata hai...
AMBER
Jaata hai nahin, chalta hai...
APU
Hahn...
(to Rohan)
To Basanti...
APU
Naach!
AMBER
Naach nahin ga...
APU
Naach naach ke ga...
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AMBER
Jor se...
AMBER
Naacho!
APU
Kitna besura tha... Kumar Sanu ki awaaz
tumse achchi hai. Ab tumhe hundred sit up
karna padega... sit up samajhta hai?
APU
(sits)
Sit kar ke...
(gets up)
Up...
(sits)
Sit kar ke...
(gets up)
Up... one hundred.
AMBER
Sit up par gaana ga...
APU
(to Amber)
Situp!
AMBER
Sit-up par gaana aata hai?
APU
(sits)
Chup chup baithe ho zaroor koi baat hai...
pahli mulaqaat hai ji pahli mulaqaal hai...
AMBER
Vah bhi to hai... uthte baithte baithte
uthte...
APU
(holding his thighs
in pain)
Sit up sit up mein paanv dukh jaayega...
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ROHAN
Mujhe bhi ek gaana aata hai...
Rohan launches into the same tune as the song he had sung,
but this time with lyrics that mock the fat Amber, with
the words ‘Motu Master’.
AMBER
Abe kya khee khee khee khee daant phaad
rahe ho? Saala mera mazaak uda raha tha.
AMBER
Stop it!
APU
Stop it stop it... stupid... stop it
stupid...
(finger to lips)
Situp! Bloody Basket!
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Apu has his arm around Amber, who’s smiling and shaking
his head.
APU
Ye gaana tum likha?
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ROHAN
Hamaare school mein gaate the... hamaara
ek motu master hai jo Hindi padhaata tha...
APU
(indicates Amber)
Motu se bhi motu?
ROHAN
Supermotu.
APU
Motu ke baap Shri Motu se bhi motu?
AMBER
Mere baap pe mat jaa...
APU
Aayy... situp... baap pe kaun gaya. Baap
pe nahin jaana... bolo motu ke baap ki...
SHIV
Jai!
They drink.
APU
(to Rohan)
Pata hai tumhe ye Motu ka baap Shri Motu
kya karta hai? Vah...
(whispers)
Panty bechta hai... aur bra... saara din
stool par baith ke... bra, panty... panty,
bra...
ROHAN
Sachchi?
AMBER
Kyon? Koi dikkat hai?
ROHAN
Bilkul nahin... school mein main aur mera
dost, hum log hamesha se yahi karna chahte
the... lingerie shop...
APU
Bolo lingerie shop ki...
SHIV
Jai!
They drink.
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APU
Kaun se school mein tha?
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ROHAN
Bishop Cotton.
APU
Kahan hai?
ROHAN
Shimla.
APU
Tabhi tu pahadi jaisa dikhta hai...
AMBER
Rahne vaala to Jamshedpur ka hai na be...
APU
Thanda bahut lagta hogi tumko?
ROHAN
Yahaan?
APU
Hahn...
ROHAN
Kyon?
APU
Kyonki tu Shimla se hai...
AMBER
Ye Jamshedpur ka hai na be...
APU
Pata hai... mazaak karrra Motu... joke...
situp...
SHIV
Bolo motu ko joke nahin samjha ki...
They drink.
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APU
(to Rohan)
Tera baap kya karta hai?
ROHAN
Steel. Forging ki factory hai...
APU
Ah steel... Jamshedpur ka apna, steel ka
sapna...
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AMBER
Steel city, green city, clean city...
APU
Bolo steel bhagwan ki...
EVERYONE
Jai!
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They're smashed.
APU
To tu school se vaapas aa gaya hai aur
tere baap ke nathune phoonkaar maar rahe
honge... aur va bolta hoga ki no more
padhai...
(in local accent)
Waste of time... join family business...
ROHAN
Tumko kaise pata?
APU
Har chhote shaher ke baap aise hi hote
hain...
(sings)
Family business...
AMBER
Very good very good...
APU
Dream business...
AMBER
Very bad very bad...
APU
Iss motu ko dekh... isko bhi family business
karna hai... isiliye weight badha raha hai
taaki bra fit ho sake...
AMBER
Tu dhande pe mat ja.
APU
Bolo dhanda bhagwan ki...
SHIV
Jai!
They drink.
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APU
To tera dream business kya hai?
ROHAN
Mujhe writer banna hai...
APU
Tu likhta hai?
ROHAN
Hahn...
APU
Suna kuchch jo tum likha hai?
CUT TO:
They pile out of the bar, quite drunk. They stand in the
middle of the street, laughing.
Amber has some difficulty fitting his frame into the back
seat.
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Jogging.
ARJUN
Disgraceful!
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BHAIRAV
Leke aao laat saahab ko...
Arjun gets out of the car and runs into the house.
Finally, Bhairav puts the car into gear and drives off,
alone.
Arjun and Rohan come out of the house and see Bhairav’s
car making it’s way down the road. He’s left them behind.
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They arrive outside the school and have to cross the road.
While waiting for the traffic to pass, Arjun unconsciously
holds Rohan’s hand.
When they cross the road, Rohan frees his hand from Arjun’s
grip but guides him there with a hand on his shoulder.
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All the other kids laugh and play. Nobody talks to Arjun.
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ROHAN
Aapne bulaya tha sir?
BHAIRAV
(without looking
up)
Late kyon hua aaj?
ROHAN
Arjun ko school chhodne gaya tha.
BHAIRAV
Subah late kyon hua?
ROHAN
Bathroom mein tha.
BHAIRAV
Baal bana rahe the?
BHAIRAV
Factory mein koi der se aaye, humko pasand
nahin hai Rohan... khaas taur se agar vah
mera beta ho...
ROHAN
Sirf paanch minute der hi to hua tha...
BHAIRAV
To?
ROHAN
To ye ki bas paanch minute late tha aur
agar aap impatient hokar gaadi mein bhaag
nahin gaye hote to hum late nahin hote...
BHAIRAV
Aawaaz neeche karo...
ROHAN
Main chilla nahin raha hoon. Main vah bol
raha hoon jo...
BHAIRAV
Phir kabhi oonchi awaaz mein humse baat
mat karna...
BHAIRAV
Hahn Mrs. Batra... boliye...
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MRS.BATRA
Aap please apne bete ko aake le jaayenge?
CUT TO:
BHAIRAV
Kya kiya usne?
BHAIRAV
Hum abhi aa rahe hain...
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ROHAN
Aaj jo hua iske liye sorry bolne aaye the...
phir nahin hoga...
Rohan waits for a second longer and then walks away from
Bhairav to his room.
He enters his room and sits on the bed, starts taking off
his shoes.
Bhairav puts his hand on Rohan’s neck and brings his face
very close to Rohan’s.
BHAIRAV
Tum humko bhale hi apna baap samjho ya na
samjho lekin izzat to karni padegi beta,
kyonki na sirf main tumse bada hoon...
BHAIRAV
Tumse zyaada phoorteela hoon, tumhaara
chaar-guna hoon aur jab chahe patak ke
maar sakta hoon... dhool chata sakta hoon...
ARJUN
Sir aaj humko maare...
ROHAN
Mubaarak ho... mujhe bhi prasad mila..
ROHAN
Kya kiya tha tumne?
ARJUN
School mein ek ladki ko kiss kiya tha.
Rohan smiles.
ARJUN
Usne Batra madam ko bola aur sir humko
ghar le aaye...
ARJUN
Has kyon rahe ho?
ROHAN
Tumne usko kiss kyon kiya?
ARJUN
Vah humko achchi lagti hai isiliye...
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JIMMY
Big man...
JIMMY
Tumhaare thobde ko kya hua?
ROHAN
'Sir' ne maara...
JIMMY
Kyon?
JIMMY
Achcha chalo... utho... kuch dikhaana hai
tumhe...
ROHAN
Ye kya hai?
JIMMY
Hamara naya project. Kachre ke bhaav
khareeda. Ab theek karoonga isse...
ROHAN
Aapne naukri chhod diya?
JIMMY
Hahn...
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ROHAN
Kyon?
JIMMY
Vahi ghisa pita kaam, ghise pite log, roz
aath se paanch... humse nahin hota tha...
isiliye ab ye karta hoon...
ROHAN
Ye chalti hai?
JIMMY
Abhi tak to nahin... ek na ek din zaroor
chalegi...
JIMMY
Bataaoge kya hua tha?
ROHAN
Nahin.
JIMMY
Tumko pata hai kyon maara tha?
ROHAN
Bevajah...
JIMMY
Tumne kuch to kiya hoga.
ROHAN
Jo sahi tha maine bola.
JIMMY
Tumhaara sahi usse chubha hoga. Har baat
jo sahi hai zaroori nahin hai boli jaaye...
ROHAN
Jab mummy thi tab papa aise nahin the.
JIMMY
Pata hai Bhairav bhaiya kabhi tumko ghar
kyon nahin bulaye?
JIMMY
Paisa nahin tha...tumhari school ki fees
dene ke baad kuch bachta nahin tha... vah
nahin chahta tum uski haalat dekho...
Tumhaare dadaji ne Bhairav bhaiya ko ghar
se nikaal diya tha kyonki unhone tumhaari
mummy se shaadi ki.
(MORE)
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JIMMY (CONT'D)
Baad mein jab unko factory milli tabhi tum
bhi paida hue... factory ki haalat kharaab
thi. Phir bhabhi ki bhi maut hui, tumko
hostel bheja... ussi dauran Jamshedpur mein
bahut saari steel forging units bann gayee.
Business bant gaye. Factory ko dobaara
khada karne ke liye unhone doosri shaadi
ki. Paise ki zaroorat thi. Shaadi ke baad
unhone socha tumko vaapas bulayen, lekin
Punita bhabhi ne mana kar diya. Tumhe lekar
roz unka jhagda hota tha. Ek din vah bhi
chali gayi, factory ke hi kissi employee ke
saath...
ROHAN
Is mein meri galti kahan thi?
JIMMY
Tumko gaadi chalaana aata hai?
Jimmy and Rohan help Bhairav walk to the car. Arjun follows
them.
They reach the car and open the door to the passenger
seat.
BHAIRAV
Hum theek hain... hum chala lenge...
JIMMY
Nahin... aap baitho peeche... so jaao...
Rohan ghar le jaayega...
BHAIRAV
Rohan?
JIMMY
Hahn Rohan... aap so jaao.
BHAIRAV
Gaadi chalaana kahan seekha?
ROHAN
School mein... chuttiyon mein hum Mr. Pasli
ki gaadi chalaate the... saaf karte the...
uska mujhe pocket money milta tha...
BHAIRAV
Tumhaare baare mein aur kya hai jo hum
nahin jaante?
BHAIRAV
Cigarette peete ho?
ROHAN
Nahin.
BHAIRAV
Sharaab?
ROHAN
Nahin.
BHAIRAV
Girlfriend hai koi kahin?
ROHAN
Nahin.
BHAIRAV
Sex kiye ho?
ROHAN
(emphatic)
NO! Aap so jaao...
BHAIRAV
Awaaz ooncha mat karo...
BHAIRAV
Apne baap ke liye koi izzat nahin hai
tumhaare andar...
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BHAIRAV
Hum kya kya soche baithe the tumhaare
liye... soche the tumko England ya America
bhejenge engineering padhne ke liye. Lekin
tumne sab bedagark kar diya. Kaun college
lega aise ladke jisko school se hi laat
maarkar nikaal diya hoga... lega koi?
BHAIRAV
Lega koi?
BHAIRAV
Bol...
ROHAN
(in pain)
Nahin!
BHAIRAV
Bilkul ladki ho tum... itne mein nahin?
BHAIRAV
Kaise bola tha?
(imitates Rohan)
Nahin... Nahin...
(laughs)
Bilkul apni Ma jaisa hai...
BHAIRAV
Dikhta bhi Ma jaisa hai...
BHAIRAV
Bahut pyaar karti thi tumse vah... humse
bhi zyaada...
BHAIRAV
Ek baar school aaye the hum tumhaare...
principal se bhi mille. Tum football khel
rahe the. Hass rahe the jor jor se...
tumko itna khush hum kabhi nahin dekhe
the... isiliye laut aaye bina mille...
hamaare paas kuch achcha nahin tha kahne
ko...
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The hose goes all the down to the ground floor where
Bhairav washes his car with it.
CUT TO:
The workers break for lunch. Rohan walks off with them.
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DISSOLVE TO:
ROHAN
Picnic ka idea aapka tha...
JIMMY
Nahin...
JIMMY
Bhairav bhaiya itne burre bhi nahin hai
jitna tum sochte ho...
ROHAN
Mujhe samajh mein nahin aate... ek pal
raakshas to doosre pal bhed...
JIMMY
Bola writer...
ROHAN
Writer ki tarah nahin bol raha hoon...
JIMMY
Kya thought... kabhi rakshas to kabhi
bhed...
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JIMMY
Tumko pata hai tumhaari mummy bhi chahti
thi ki tum writer bano...
ROHAN
Sach mein?
JIMMY
Tumhaare papa ko kabhi nahin boli kyonki
vah hass dete... humko bataya tha unhone...
aaj tumhaari ma hoti to sun kar kitna khush
hoti... kabhi rakshas to kabhi bhed...
ROHAN
Chachu!
JIMMY
Bhairav bhaiya to apna likha kuch sunaate
kyon nahin?
ROHAN
Unki samajh mein nahin aayega...
JIMMY
Aaj achche mood mein hai. Do teen poems
chipka do...
JIMMY
Arjun ke saath banti hai tumhaari?
ROHAN
Vah zyaada baat nahin karta.
JIMMY
Tum kaun sa All India Radio ho... hainh?
Kabhi rakshas to kabhi bhed...
JIMMY
Aaj tumhaari ma hoti na...
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A strange tableau.
CUT TO:
Jimmy packs the food bag. The others are close by.
JIMMY
Bhaiya... ek idea hai... phodoon?
BHAIRAV
Phodo.
JIMMY
Rohan ko bolte hain ek kavita sunaane ko.
BHAIRAV
Vah writer nahin banega Jimmy...
JIMMY
Arre ek upanyas to usne khatam bhi kar
likha hai...
(to Rohan)
Kyon Rohan?
Rohan nods.
JIMMY
Dekha... hum tumhe apna mann badalne ko
nahin kah rahe hain... bas yahi bol rahe
hain ki ek baar uska likha sunne mein kya
jaata hai... burra laga to taali nahin
bajayenge...
BHAIRAV
(calling out over
his shoulder)
Bhool jaao... kissi grihshobha, sarita
mein chhap jaayegi, nahin to koi atthanni
phaink kar chala jaayega...
JIMMY
I'm sorry...
Rohan nods.
JIMMY
Lekin tumhaari Ma hoti na...
JIMMY
Tum ek kaam karo... Arjun ko lekar jaao...
picture dekh ke aao dono... hum tab tak
inse baat karte hain...
ROHAN
Permission ki zaroorat nahin padegi?
JIMMY
Rohan...
Rohan takes the money and walks away. Arjun follows him.
Rohan and Arjun walk down the street towards the movie
theatre. Rohan walks fast. Arjun struggles to keep up
with him, but he doesn’t complain.
ARJUN
Hum kaun sa picture dekhne ja rahe hain?
ROHAN
Koi si bhi nahin.
ARJUN
Lekin aapne to chacha ko bola ki hum...
ROHAN
(interrupts)
Humne kissi ko kuch nahin bola.
ARJUN
Humko Saif Ali Khan ki picture dekhna hai.
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ROHAN
Humko na to Saif Ali Khan dekhna hai na
uski picture...
ARJUN
Hum sir ko bol denge ki tum unka car chura
ke chalaate ho...
ROHAN
Tum ek shabd bhi unko bol ke dekho. Maar
maar ke tumhaara bhurta bana ke litti ke
saath kha nahin gaye to hum Rohan nahin.
ROHAN
Ek choo nahin karoge tum kissi ko bhi...
samjhe?
ARJUN
Tum bilkul sir jaise ho.
Saif Ali Khan in 'Love Aaj Kal' breaks into song on the
movie screen.
JIMMY
Tumhe Rohan ko itna rookha nahin bolna
chahiye tha...
JIMMY
Uski kavita kaafi achchi thi...
BHAIRAV
Pata hai.
JIMMY
Pata hai to bole kyon nahin?
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BHAIRAV
Humko uski likhai ko badhaava nahin dena
hai. Jab vah khud kamaane lag jaayega,
apna ghar sambhaal lega tab kare jo karna
hai...
JIMMY
Itni si umar mein poori novel likh di hai
usne... koi nahin karta... vah saadhaaran
writer nahin hai, kuch hai usmein. Kissi
na kissi ko to uski peeth thapthapaani
padegi... aur vah tum karo to zyaada achcha
hoga...
BHAIRAV
Tum bhi to uski umra mein likhte the Jimmy,
saari kitaabein god rakhi thi kahaniyon
se... kya hua?
JIMMY
Hum Rohan jitne achche nahin the...
BHAIRAV
Jimmy mere bete ko humko bada karne do...
BHAIRAV
Bina Ma ke do bachcha paalna aur itni badi
factory chalaana aasaan nahin hai... humko
apna load baatne ke liye haath chahiye...
tum to karoge nahin. Chhidh hai tumko
factory jaane se...
Silence.
BHAIRAV
Hum soch rahe hain ki phir se shaadi kar
lein...
JIMMY
Pagla gaye ho?
BHAIRAV
Paagalpan kya hai ismein? Humko bhi saath
chahiye kissi ka. Akele chhade ki tarah
kab tak rahenge? Bachchon ko bhi sambhaalne
ke liye chahiye koi...
JIMMY
Tum pahle se taye kar chuke ho...
BHAIRAV
Hahn.
JIMMY
Ladki bhi tumhaari nazar mein hai...
BHAIRAV
Hahn... Madhavi... divorcee hai... ek
bachchi bhi hai uski.
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Jimmy is silent.
BHAIRAV
Ek baat poochoon?
JIMMY
Poocho...
BHAIRAV
Babuji ki tulna mein hamko dekho to hum
kahan tak aate hain?
JIMMY
Tum unke jaise ho nahin. Lekin zabardasti
banna chahte ho...
BHAIRAV
Koi buraai hai usmein?
JIMMY
Chhote the to yaad hai kitna koste the
unko? Babuji nahin sir bulaao... har baat
mein niyam, kanoon... discipline...
BHAIRAV
Vah sahi the... hum bachche the tab...
unke discipline ki vajah se hum aaj hain
jo hain...
JIMMY
(beat)
Khush ho?
BHAIRAV
Bahut...
JIMMY
Phir khush dikhte kyon nahin ho?
JIMMY
Tum pooche hum bol diye...
BHAIRAV
Tumhaara kabhi bachcha nahin hua Jimmy.
Tum nahin samjhoge baap hona kya hota hai...
They’re quiet.
BHAIRAV
Tum Babuji se hamesha se nafrat karte the...
JIMMY
Nafrat nahin karte the.
BHAIRAV
Karte the... isiliye tumko lagta hai ki
Rohan hum se nafrat kart hai...
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JIMMY
Bhabhi ke liye ghar chhodkar tum bhaage
the...
BHAIRAV
Pachtaava bhi to hum kiye baad mein...
JIMMY
Hum bas itni si baat kehna chah rahe the...
ki Rohan ko daatne ke bajaye samajhne ki
koshish karo...
BHAIRAV
Usse samajhna kya hai? Beta hai mera, hum
baap hai uske... vah writer banna chahta
hai jo ki bevakoofi hai. Baap ke naate
hum chahte hain vah ye bevakoofi chhodein
aur engineer banein, factory chalayein.
Hum uske bhale ke liye hi sab kar rahe
hain...
ROHAN
Ma ka paap. Mera baap.
ROHAN
Uske khoon mein sharaab. Gussa mein baap.
Anjaam. Beta. Main. Mera sharaab...
APU
Dikha...
APU
Ye kya hai?
ROHAN
Japanese mein ek style hota hai kavita
likhne ka... haiku.
APU
Beta ye kya hai?
ROHAN
Ye Hindi ka hai... Kaiku
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APU
Mere aur hamaare baap ke beech mein kya
hua pata hai?
ROHAN
Kya?
APU
Original Muqaddar ka Sikandar tha mera
baap. Saara din nashe mein dhut. Subah
uthte hi moonh mein sharab. Kulla sharab
se, khaata sharab, peeta sharab aur moot-
ta bhi sharab tha. Ma ka mangalsutra bhi
bech daala sharab ke liye...
APU
Aur jab ma mana karti bhi peene se to pahle
gaali deta tha, phir maarta tha... hum aur
meri bahan bas khade dekhte the... ek din
hum ghar laute to mera baap ma ki dhulai
kar raha tha. Ab Ma kapda ka gatthhar to
hai nahin, to humko gussa aaya... hum usko
uski kameez se pakde aur ban gaye Amjad
Khan...
He stands up.
APU
"Bahut hua tumhaara drama", jor se bola
hum. Phir ghar se baahar dhakela, bola
"dobaara idhar moonh karne ki zaroorat
nahin" aur kivaad style mein band kiya.
Palte ma ki taraf, soche vah humko galle
lagayegi... lekin milla humko dhadak se ek
thappad. Phir vah Rakhi Gulzar uth ke
baahar gayee, aur utha layee us Muqaddar
ke sikandar ko andar... boli jo bhi hai
vah hamaara Amitabh hai aur tum uske
Abhishek...
ROHAN
Phir tumne kya kiya?
APU
Hum ussi din najaayaj ho gaye... lawaaris...
ghar chhod diya...
(beat, sad)
Lekin Jamshedpur nahin chhoda... meri sabsi
badi galti...
APU
Yaar ye devdas-giri humko maar daale usse
pahle...
(looks around)
Humko ladaai chahiye...
Before Rohan can say anything, Apu gets up from the table
and goes over to the pool table area.
Rohan, Amber and Shiv leap up from their chairs and run
over to the pool tables.
APU
Motu... uncle Robert phone ghuma raha hai...
bhaagne ka time ho gaya...
With a big war cry, Amber wades into the fighting group.
People topple over. Apu comes out of the melee and grabs
Rohan. Shiv also pulls out.
CUT TO
They tumble out of the bar and run towards the car.
CUT TO
SHIV
Tumne kya bola usse?
APU
Hum bole... kya dhool ke phool ke saath
pool khel rahe ho... hamaare saath khelo,
bina dande ke ball andar daal denge... to
vah bola "get lost"... to hum bole yahi
kaaran hai... aap saara din ball andar
karte ho isiliye aunty akeli ghar pe pata
nahin kiskis to andar karti hai...
SHIV
Aisa bola tune?
APU
To vah humko dekha ghoor ke. Hum bole
dikhayen uske naam ka tattoo? Hamaari
dono phaanko pe aadha aadha likha hai...
Everyone laughs.
APU
Bada mazaa aaya yaar... saala bahut dino
ke baad badhiya kutaai kiye...
AMBER
Rohan ne bhi usko do diye kaan ke neeche...
dhishoom dhishoom...
APU
Dhishoom dhishoom nahin be... phataak
phataak...
Rohan smiles.
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MUNINDER
Hello?
ROHAN
Muninder...
MUNINDER
Oye Rohan?!
ROHAN
Haan...
MUNINDER
Oye tu is waqt jaga hai... Jamshedpur mein
bhi disco khul gaye kya?
ROHAN
PCO se phone kar raha hoon... ghar se bhag
ke doston ke saath drink kar raha tha...
MUNINDER
Tu itni jaldi bada ho gaya?
ROHAN
Chup kar... hum logon ne ladai bhi ki,
bahut maara maine do logon ko... bahut
mazaa aaya...
MUNINDER
Tu paagal ho gaya hai...
ROHAN
Pata hai...
MUNINDER
Theekh toh hai na?
ROHAN
Haan...
MUNINDER
Baap kaisa hai tera?
ROHAN
Baap nahin "Sir". Mujhe apni factory mein
kaam karvaata hai... bolta hai engineering
karo, coaching class mein daal rakha hai...
lekin kya farakh padhta hai... main saare
(MORE)
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ROHAN (CONT'D)
exam fail kar jaaonga toh kya kar lega woh...
pata hai... mera ek sautela bhai bhi hai,
jisse main jaanta bhi nahin. Chhe saal ka
bhai Muninder, jisse main jaanta bhi nahin...
MUNINDER
(beat)
Rohan tu theekh hai na yaar...
ROHAN
Main theekh hoon, theekh hoon... Muqaddar
ka naya Sikander hoon... baaki kaise hain?
Vikram, Benoy...
MUNINDER
Sab first class hai... Vikram ke papa naya
resturant khol rahe hain, toh Vikram bhi
unke saath hi kaam karega... Benoy JJ school
of Arts mein hai. Saala poora badal gaya
hai... kurta pehanta hai, Tagore sunaata
hai aur roz saala nayi ladki ko kamra
dikhaata hai...
ROHAN
Koi special kamra hai?
MUNINDER
Hahn re... bistar hai usme...
ROHAN
Oh...
ROHAN
Aur tu?
MUNINDER
Main theek hoon... kaam dhoond raha hoon...
mere papa to baat nahin karte mujhse. Ma
aisa moonh banaakar baithi hai jaise vo
"Ek se mera kya hoga" dekhne gayee thi aur
papa ne pakad liya... baaki sab theek hai.
ROHAN
Tu khush hai?
MUNINDER
Bahut... tu?
ROHAN
Hahn main bhi...
MUNINDER
Pakka?
ROHAN
Pakka...
ROHAN
Tum logon ki badi yaad aati hai yaar... I
miss you yaar..
MUNINDER
Aaja na Bombay... baap ko bol de apne ke
hum sambhal lenge... bahut mazaa aayega
tujhe idhar.
ROHAN
Main aoonga re... achcha sun na, mere paas
jaayda paise nahin hain... main bhaag raha
hoon... sabko bolna maine hi bola hai...
MUNINDER
Main bol dunga... tu khayal rakh apna, aur
phone karte raha kar ..
ROHAN
Main karoonga... bye...
FADE IN:
BHAIRAV
Tumhara result kab aa raha hai ?
ROHAN
Aaj...
BHAIRAV
Kitna expect kar rahe ho?
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ROHAN
Pass ho jaaonga...
BHAIRAV
Tumhara standard kya hamesha se he itna
neeche raha hai? Pass ho jaaonga...
BHAIRAV
Aaj Delhi se bade clients aa rahe hain ...
Bada order hai..
His POV: Rao walks in with two MEN. They look around the
factory.
Inside:
BHAIRAV
Kal hum Calcutta jaa rahe hain, ek
conference ke liye... aap bole toh aapko
abhi dehka dein...
CLIENT
Sure...
BHAIRAV
Haan Mrs. Batra... main lunch ke baad aaoon
toh chalega... dekhiye abhi aana mushkil
hai... aap Arjun ko thodi der apne office
mein rakh lein... theekh hai... nahin...
main... main aa raha hoon...
BHAIRAV
(tentative)
I'm sorry, humko apne bete ke school bhaagna
hai... pata nahin kya problem hai...
CLIENT
Kuch serious hai?
BHAIRAV
Uski tabiyat theek nahin hai kaafi samay
se... agar aapko bura na lage toh Mr. Rao
aapko workshop ka muaayeena kara denge...
CLIENT
(looks at his watch)
Koi baat nahin hum kal aa jayenge...
baaki bhi kaafi plants dekhne hain hamein...
BHAIRAV
Kal toh humko calcutta jaana hai... aap
agar...
CLIENT
Oh...
BHAIRAV
Do din mein aa jaoonga...
CLIENT
Hum ruk nahin sakte...
BHAIRAV
I'm very sorry, yeh ekdum se achanak...
BHAIRAV
I'm really sorry...
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CUT TO:
ROHAN
Hum fail ho gya...
APU
Mubarak ho mere Mai ke Lal... hum sab kabhi
na kabhi zindagi mein fail hue hain...
Chandramukhi ho ya Paro koi farak nahin
yaaron...
ROHAN
Pahle humko school se nikala, phir fail...
mera sir humko zameen mein gaad dega.
APU
Aur hum tumko bahar nikal lenge... tumko
pata tha ki tum fail hone wala hai, tum
fail hona chahta tha... phir ro kyon raha
hai?
ROHAN
Pata hai, lekin abhi darr lag raha hai...
hum agar ghar mein batayen hi nahin to?
AMBER
Chitthi aa jaayega college se...
ROHAN
Woh chitthi agar chupa dein toh...
APU
Aise nahin to waise usko pata chal he
jaayega... ho sakta hai ke uska terminator
dimaag mein ye baat ghus jaye ki tum
engineering ke laayak nahin hai... tera
patang sirf arts lene pe hi udhta hai...
ROHAN
Maanjha mere gale mein lapait ke marega
woh... lekin arts nahin lene dega...
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His POV: Bhairav races out of the house towards the car,
carrying something.
ROHAN
Kya hua?
BHAIRAV
Gaadi mein baitho...
ROHAN
Kya hua hai Arjun ko?
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DOCTOR
Blood pressure kaafi low hai... waise bhi
bahut kamzoor hai aapka beta... kuch din
yahan observation mein rakhna padega...
ROHAN
Hua kya hai isse?
DOCTOR
Trauma... bahut buri tarah se gira hai...
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BHAIRAV
Seedhi se...
DOCTOR
Internal bleeding bhi ho sakti hai, check
karna padega.
ROHAN
Theek ho jaayega?
DOCTOR
Ekdum... darne ki zaroorat nahin hai...
BHAIRAV
Observation mein kitne din rakhenge?
DOCTOR
Chaar paanch din...
Bhairav nods.
ROHAN
Kaise hua?
BHAIRAV
Phisal gaya tha...
ROHAN
Lekin kaise?
Bhairav shrugs.
BHAIRAV
Pata nahin...
Rohan is silent.
BHAIRAV
Tum ghar jaao.
ROHAN
Aur aap?
BHAIRAV
Hum yahin hain... tum jaao.
ROHAN
Humko bhi rukna hai...
BHAIRAV
Tumhaare results ka kya hua?
ROHAN
Pass ho gaye...
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Bhairav nods.
BHAIRAV
Theek ho?
BHAIRAV
Dard to nahin ho raha...
BHAIRAV
Dekho Arjun... kal jo hua... humko gussa
aa gaya tha... I'm sorry...
Rohan stands at the door of the ward and watches all this.
BHAIRAV
Hum Calcutta jaa rahe hain. Teen din mein
laut aayenge. Achcha gaya to kaafi
contracts ke saath lautenge... tum yahin
Arjun ke saath rehna aur usko kabhi akela
mat chhodna. Office college se teen din
chutti maar lo theek hai...
BHAIRAV
Ye rakho... chacha chachi to bataane ki
zaroorat nahin hai. Pareshan honge. Unko
hum bol diye hain ki tum dono bhi mere
saath Calcutta ja rahe ho... theek hai?
ROHAN
Ji sir...
BHAIRAV
Arjun ka khayal rakhna...
Rohan watches him go, then walks back into the ward.
CUT TO:
ROHAN
Kaisa lag raha hai?
ROHAN
Khaana khaaya?
ROHAN
Sir Calcutta gaye hain... tum khush nahin
ho vah Calcutta gaye hain?
NURSE
Mr. Kashyap... please chillaiye mat.
Patients so rahe hain yahaan...
KASHYAP
Mujhe kissi ne subah khaana nahin diya.
NURSE
Aap so rahe the, main bhijwaati hoon...
KASHYAP
Mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai...
KASHYAP
Ghoor kyon rahe ho?
ROHAN
Nahin... hum
KASHYAP
(indicating Arjun)
Isko kya hua hai?
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Rohan opens his cupboard and looks for stuff that he can
take to the hospital.
CUT TO:
ROHAN
Tumhaare liye...
He then takes out the stack of comic books from his bag
and places them on the table as well.
ROHAN
Ye bhi... agar padhne ka mann kare to...
ARJUN
Hum sab teen teen baar padh liye hain...
ROHAN
Apni poems bhi leke aaye hain. Aur
kahaniyan. Ye tum kabhi nahin padhe ho...
ROHAN
Tumko chahiye to tumhaare school ke doston
ko bula laayen?
ROHAN
Vah ladki jisko tum kiss kiye the?
ARJUN
Vah humse baat nahin karti.
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ROHAN
Koi baat hai Arjun jo tum kahna chahte ho?
NURSE
Hello Arjun...
NURSE
Aap iska kapda badal lenge?
He’s about to pull Arjun’s old smock off but Arjun stops
him.
ROHAN
Kya hua?
He looks angelic.
CUT TO:
ROHAN
Aap se akele mein baat kar sakte hain?
The doctor sits behind his desk. Rohan sits across him.
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DOCTOR
Maine dekhe the... lekin bolta to pata
nahin tumhaare father kaise react karte...
DOCTOR
Ye unhone kiya tha?
Rohan nods.
DOCTOR
Tumhari mummy kahan hai?
ROHAN
Nahin hai... Arjun ki mummy bhi nahin hai.
DOCTOR
Tum chaaho to police mein complain kar
sakte ho...
ROHAN
Vah kya karenge?
DOCTOR
Tumhaare papa ko pakadkar unse savaal
karenge. Arjun se poochtaach karenge. Vah
jo bhi karenge tumhaare papa dobaara kabhi
aisa nahin karenge. Unke khilaaf kaafi
mazboot case ban sakta hai.
ROHAN
Vo roz roz aisa nahin karte... ho sakta
hai papa ne galti se jor se maar diya ho...
bhaag kar bhi vahi to le ke aaye the na...
ROHAN
Thank you...
KASHYAP
Aap ne kaha tha saadhe baarah baje lunch
milega. Ab dekhiye ek baj gaya...
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NURSE
Aap ka khaana aa jaayega Mr. Kashyap...
aap chillaiye mat. Aapko mana hai.
KASHYAP
Hahn pata hai, dil ka daura ho jaayega.
Lekin uske pahle bhooka mar gaya to?
NURSE
Main khud aapka khaana lekar aa rahi hoon...
okay?
KASHYAP
(calling out)
Kal se pahle aa jaayiye kyonki lashen khaana
nahin khaati.
KASHYAP
Tum log kyon nahin hans rahe ho... main
assi saal ka, aath bachche ka dada hoon,
do ka par-dada... chilla nahin sakta?
ROHAN
Meri mummy ne diya tha...
ROHAN
Poem sunoge?
Arjun nods.
A pretty and funny poem about a young boy and his bicycle.
KASHYAP
Tumne likha?
Rohan nods.
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KASHYAP
Achcha tha... kaafi inspiring...
ROHAN
Tumko achcha laga?
CUT TO:
ROHAN
School ke baare mein bataao... kitne dost
hai tumhaare...
ARJUN
Saat.
ROHAN
Unke naam?
ARJUN
um... Rohit, Shiv, Varun, Hari, Jatin,
Kunal and...
(thinking hard)
...Satish
ROHAN
Tumhaare to bahut saare dost hain... mere
to bas teen hai.
ARJUN
Aapki mummy kaisi thi?
ROHAN
Bahut sundar thi... bahut pyar karti thi.
Bahut achchi khushboo aati thi jab main
unko pakadkar sota tha... bilkul mummy
jaisi...
ARJUN
Meri mummy mujhe nahin pata kaisi thi...
aap jaante the unko?
ROHAN
Nahin...
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KASHYAP
Arre Kaviraaj...
(to Arjun)
Tum hanste kyon nahin ho...
KASHYAP
Hmmm... Abhi dekho kitne achche lag rahe
ho...
(to Rohan)
Aap kuch naya nahin suna rahe ho?
ROHAN
Aaj raat ko...
KASHYAP
Raat ko?
(looks at his watch)
Tum likhte bhi raat ko ho?
ROHAN
Kabhi kabhi...
KASHYAP
Raat se bachke rehna...
(as an afterthought)
You know the day destroys the night. Night
divides the day. Try to run, try to hide...
Break on through to the other side...
Rohan and Arjun watch him go and then look at each other,
baffled.
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ROHAN
Baaki ki kahaani kal...
KASHYAP
Nahin... abhi!
ROHAN
Sorry sir... aaj nahin...
BHAIRAV
Tumne jhoot bola hum se. Tum fail ho
gaye...
BHAIRAV
Tumko lagta hai ye sab mazaak hai?
BHAIRAV
Bolo... mazaak lagta hai tumko sab?
ROHAN
Nahin sir...
BHAIRAV
Padhai kar rahe the ya apna novel likh
rahe the... bolo...
BHAIRAV
Humko laga college ja raha hai Rohan.
Sudhar gaya hai. Itna straight face jhoot
to politician log bhi nahin bolte. Humko
bol diye paas ho gaye ho aur yahaan aakar
sab ko kahani suna rahe the taaki dus log,
jinka thikaana nahin kal zinda rahenge ya
nahin bolein 'vah kya writer hai...'
BHAIRAV
Itni aasaani se jaane nahin doonga main
isse. Javaab dena padega tumko...
ARJUN (O.S.)
Sir ne kya bola?
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ROHAN
‘Sir’ ne bola ki humko bhi hospital
pahuchayenge...
ARJUN
Kyon?
ROHAN
Kyonki hum exam mein fail ho gaye.
ARJUN
To tum ko vaapas hostel bhejenge?
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He smiles at Arjun.
ROHAN
Nahin...
ARJUN
Humko to bole the... agar paas nahin hue
to humko hostel bhej denge...
ROHAN
Kya hua tha?
ARJUN
Sir ne maara tha humko.
ROHAN
Kyon?
ARJUN
Hum ko do ladka school mein tang kar raha
tha... to humne ek ka daant tod diya...
ROHAN
Bahut maara sir ne tumko...
ARJUN
Belt se maara...
ARJUN
Aur hum bhaagne ki koshish kar rahe the to
pakad ke phir maara... hum phir bhaage aur
seedhi se phisal gaye...
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ROHAN
Mr. Kashyap kahan gaye?
NURSE
Vah to kal raat ko hi chal basse?
NURSE
Kya hua?
ROHAN
Meri kahani poori nahin suni unhone...
Rohan wipes his eyes, picks up his bag and leads Arjun
out of the ward, his hand on Arjun’s shoulder.
DISSOLVE TO:
BHAIRAV
Tumhari umra kitni hai?
BHAIRAV
Umra kitni hai tumhaari... main teesri
baar nahin poochoonga.
ROHAN
Satrah...
BHAIRAV
Satrah... aur akkal kab aayegi tumko?
Bolo... chalees ke ho jaane ke baad?
ROHAN
Aapki akkal ke definition par depend karta
hai...
BHAIRAV
Bataao humko ki fail kyon hue?
ROHAN
Padhai nahin ki...
BHAIRAV
Kyon?
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ROHAN
Kyonki engineering meri samajh mein nahin
aati...
BHAIRAV
Tum samajhne ki koshish hi nahin kiye
hoge...
ROHAN
Hum kiye...
BHAIRAV
Chhup raho...
Bhairav drinks.
BHAIRAV
Padhai nahin karte the to kya karte the?
ROHAN
Nadi kinaare baithte the...
BHAIRAV
Vahaan kya karte the?
ROHAN
Kuch nahin...
BHAIRAV
Cigarette peete the...
ROHAN
(beat)
Hahn...
BHAIRAV
Kab peena shuru kiya?
ROHAN
School mein...
BHAIRAV
To phir uss din jhoot kyon bola humko ki
cigarette nahin peete ho?
ROHAN
Maar khaane ka mann nahin tha...
BHAIRAV
Nikaalo aur jalaao mere saamne...
BHAIRAV
Hum mazaak nahin kar rahe hain...
93
BHAIRAV
Tumne humko aur kitne jhoot bole hain Rohan?
Rohan is silent.
BHAIRAV
Jhoot nishaani hai kamzori ki, kaayarta
ki... jhoot vah bolta hai jiske reedh mein
haddi nahin hoti... lijlija hota hai...
jisme dam nahin hota hai seedha khada hokar
apni baat kehne ka... kaayar ho tum...
ROHAN
Aap mein dam hai sach sunne ka?
BHAIRAV
Savaal hum kar rahe hain.
ROHAN
Hum kahe humko writer banna hai, aapne to
suna hi nahin... aap bhi jaante ho hum
achcha likhte hain. Mera likha sab ko
achcha lagta hai...
BHAIRAV
Humko nahin achcha lagta. Aur jo humko
achcha nahin lagta hum uske baare mein
baat nahin karenge...
BHAIRAV
Tumne aur kitni baar jhoot bola hai mujhse?
ROHAN
Jitni baar aapse sach hajam nahin hua.
BHAIRAV
Rohan...
ROHAN
Mujhe pata hai ye aap ka ghar hai, yahaan
jo rahega vahi karega jo aap kahenge... to
kar raha hoon... aap jab tak bolenge padhne
ko padhoonga... pass hona mere haath mein
nahin hai...
ROHAN
Aur aapke reedh mein kaunsi haddi hai?
Aap ne bhi to jhoot bola. Ki Arjun seedhi
se gir gaya tha...vah seedhi se nahin gira
tha, aap ne usse belt se maara...
BHAIRAV
Galti se maara tha.
ROHAN
Galti baar baar nahin hoti...
BHAIRAV
Uski vajah se mera lakhon ka contract gaya.
Usko pata chalna chahiye uski harkaton se
jo mujhe nuksaan hota hai, uski bharpai
kaise hogi?
ROHAN
Maar khaake? Hospital bhej ke?
BHAIRAV
Stop it Rohan... maine kaha na... hum usse
hospital nahin bhejna chahte the... hum
usse maafi bhi maange...
ROHAN
Zindagi bhar ke liye nishaan de do peeth
par. Darra do bachche ko phir maafi
maango...
BHAIRAV
Shut up!
BHAIRAV
(shouting)
Bola maine ki galti thi... hum kabhi usse
maarna nahin chahte the...
ROHAN
Sir...
Bhairav turns.
ROHAN
Humse maafi nahin maangoge?
Rohan rests his face on the floor. Blood drips from his
mouth.
95
Music...
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ROHAN
(sits up)
Sir...
BHAIRAV
Arjun ko uthaao...
BHAIRAV
I'm sorry... hum tum dono se maafi maangne
aaye hain...
BHAIRAV
Humko maaf kar do... hum kabhi kabhi bahut
frustrate ho jaate hain, pagla jaate hain,
phir gussa aa jaata hai... itna saara kaam
hota hai, phir tum dono... thak jaate
hain...
BHAIRAV
Hum bahut soche kal raat.
(MORE)
96
BHAIRAV (CONT'D)
Hum bahut kuch kiye tum dono ke liye... tum
dono ko aadmi banane ke liye jo ho sakta
tha hum kiye, lekin kuch hua nahin... hum
dono ko sambhaal nahin sakte... Arjun, hum
baat kar liye hain... do hafte mein naya
session shuru hoga, tum boarding school ja
rahe ho...
BHAIRAV
Rohan... tumhaari padhai jitni honi thi ho
chuki... tumhaare aage padhne ka koi faayda
nahin hai. Tum aaj se full time kaam par
jaaoge, chahe sunday ho ya holiday. Tum
factory mein baithoge, sab ke aane se ek
ghanta pehle pahunchoge aur sabke jaane ke
baad do ghante aur tak...
BHAIRAV
Aur hum phir se shaadi kar rahe hain...
apne liye. Bahut akela ho jaata hai...
tum log chale jaaoge to aur akela ho jaayega
isiliye... theek hai...
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JIMMY
Tum shaadi kar rahe ho?
BHAIRAV
Hahn.
JIMMY
Kis-se?
JIMMY
Aisa kyon kar rahe ho Bhaiya?
BHAIRAV
Hum ab apne liye jeena chahte hain Jimmy...
97
JIMMY
Aur Rohan? Arjun?
BHAIRAV
Unko koi farak nahin padta. Chahe jo kar
loon, unke liye hum unke dushman hain.
JIMMY
Vah phir bhi tumhaare bachce hain.
BHAIRAV
Pata hai... Arjun ko hum boarding school
bhej rahe hain aur Rohan...
JIMMY
(interrupts)
Arjun ko tum boarding school bhej rahe ho?
BHAIRAV
Hahn.
JIMMY
Vah abhi chhe saal ka hai...
BHAIRAV
Hum bhi chhe saal ke the jab vahaan gaye
the...
JIMMY
Arjun tumhaari tarah nahin hai...
BHAIRAV
Nahin hai to ban jaayega.
JIMMY
Tum soch lo Bhairav tum kya kar rahe ho...
BHAIRAV
Hum soch liye hain.
JIMMY
Arjun ko hum bhi rakh sakte hain agar tumko
bhaari pad rahi hai...
Bhairav stops.
BHAIRAV
Kya?!
JIMMY
Hum Arjun ko paal sakte hain. Usko boarding
mein mat daalo. Hum usko padhaenge, bada
karenge.
98
BHAIRAV
(getting angry)
Jimmy, hum Arjun ka baap hain, dukaan nahin
lagayee hain bachchon ki...
JIMMY
Hum bas kah rahe hain ki agar tumhe mushkil
ho rahi hai to hum aur Rashmi usse paal
sakte hain. Hamaare vaise bhi koi aulad
nahin hai. Rashmi bhi Arjun ko bahut chahti
hai...
BHAIRAV
Tum bachche nahin paida kar sake Jimmy to
ye matlab nahin ki mere le lo... Arjun ko
apnaane se tumhaari namardi nahin door ho
jaayegi...
JIMMY
That's really unfair...
BHAIRAV
Jaao Jimmy... leave.
JIMMY
Tum sab ko khush kyon nahin dekh sakte?
BHAIRAV
Kyonki hum thak gaye hain... sab ko khush
karte karte thak gaye hain...
JIMMY
Tumne Rohan ko kabhi mauka hi -
BHAIRAV
(interrupts,
shouting)
Bas Jimmy. Hum ko Rohan ke baare mein
baat nahin karni... school se nikaale jaane
ke alawa kiya kya hai ussne...
JIMMY
Usne likha hai.
BHAIRAV
Khaak likha hai... humko nahi jaanna ki
kya kachhra novel likha hai. Ya kucch
bhi... Usko encourage karna band karo
tum. Vah tumhaari tarah nahin banega...
JIMMY
Meri tarah matlab?
BHAIRAV
Tumhaari tarah... a big fat loser... get
out Jimmy...
BHAIRAV
Jaao Jimmy... yahaan aakar mujhe mere
bachchon ke baare mein lecture mat do...
jaao yahaan se...
Jimmy slowly turns and walks out. Rohan watches him go,
sees Bhairav go into his bedroom, then runs after Jimmy.
ROHAN
Aap kahaan ja rahe hain?
JIMMY
Ghar...
ROHAN
Hum bhi aapke saath aayenge.
JIMMY
Nahin. Tum yahaan rahoge. Arjun ke liye...
ROHAN
Vah boarding mein jaa raha hai...
JIMMY
Jab vah chhuttiyon mein vaapas aayega usse
tumhari zaroorat padegi... uske bas tum
dost ho...
ROHAN
Please...
JIMMY
Sorry Rohan...
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BHAIRAV
Ye tumhaara novel hai?
100
BHAIRAV
Bolo!
ROHAN
Nahin... papa nahin mat phaado...
Bhairav walks into the kitchen. Lights the book and puts
it in the bin.
BHAIRAV
Aaj ke baad iss ghar mein koi writing nahin
hogi...
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The moment Arjun turns his face away, Rohan's smile fades.
Music builds...
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101
MONTAGE:
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Rohan walks into the house and sees Bhairav and Arjun
there along with a woman in her late thirties, MADHAVI,
and a young girl who's about 12, RICHA.
BHAIRAV
Ye mera beta Rohan...
MADHAVI
Hi Rohan... it's nice to meet you...
MADHAVI
This is my daughter Richa...
(to Richa)
Richa beta hello bolo...
RICHA
(not smiling)
Hello...
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ARJUN
Boarding school kaisa hota hai?
ROHAN
Achcha hota hai... shuru mein ghar ki yaad
aati hai, baad mein nahin aati hai...
ARJUN
Vahaan par bhi doosre ladke tang karte
hain?
ROHAN
Kabhi kabhi...
ARJUN
Mera bhi mazaak udaayenge?
ROHAN
Pata nahin... kyon pooch rahe ho?
ARJUN
Kyonki mere koi dost nahin...
ROHAN
Tumne to kaha tha tumhaare bahut saare
dost hai... saat hain...
ROHAN
Darro mat... mere bahut dost hai vahaan...
aur phir tumhaare paas vah bhi to hai...
superman... vah tumhaara khayal rakhega...
ARJUN
Superman asli mein thodi hota hai...
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Engagement Scene.
MONTAGE CONTINUES:
Rohan works.
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103
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The birds that have been chirping in the trees all this
while fly off.
Sudden silence.
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MUNINDER
Hello?
ROHAN
Muninder... Rohan.
MUNINDER
Oye... WB Yeats mere Keats... kaisa hai
tu... phone hi nahin kiya yaar... kitne
din se try kar rahe hain humlog... kaisa
hai... sab theek to hai na...
ROHAN
Hahn...
(beat)
Tu kaisa hai?
MUNINDER
O yaar idhar to maze loot rahe hain hum...
yaad hai maine tujhe bataaya tha... Vikram
ke papa naya restaurant daal rahe hain...
ROHAN
Hahn...
MUNINDER
Vikram ne unko convince kar diya ki vah
usko restaurant chalaane de... to uncle ne
ek mahina usko restaurant diya test karne
(MORE)
104
MUNINDER (CONT'D)
ke liye. Mujhe aur Benoy ko usne bula liya
aur guess what? Pahle mahine mein profit
double...
ROHAN
Sach mein?
MUNINDER
Sach mein yaar... kya maze aa rahe hain...
abhi restaurant hamaara aur uncle retire
ho gaye hain... kaam bhi karte hain, free
ke burger shurger crepe bhi khaate hain...
ladkiyan hum se baat karne lagi hai yaar...
Benoy ka to A to Z sab ho gaya. Abhi pyaar
ke samundar mein gote kha raha hai vah...
saara din uski girlfriend hamaare restaurant
pe baithi rahti hai...
ROHAN
Vikram kaisa hai?
MUNINDER
Vah bada busy hai yaar... sab order, supply,
food inspection... pata nahin kya kya...
bada aadmi ho gaya... dekhega to khush ho
jaayega...
Rohan is silent.
MUNINDER
Tere baare mein bahut baat karte hain...
MUNINDER
Aa ja tu bhi Rohan... Rohan... oye Rohan
tu hai na...
ROHAN
Sun... mujhe jaana hai yaar... main tujhe
baad mein phone karta hoon.
MUNINDER
Khayal rakhna oye... tu pakka theek hai
na?
Rohan is crying.
ROHAN
Main theek hoon... sachchi milta hoon
aake...
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BHAIRAV
Kholo...
BHAIRAV
Tum atharah ke ho gaye ho... aadmi ban-ne
vaale ho, isiliye...
BHAIRAV
Ye ghadi mere dadaji ki hai, jo unhone
mere babuji to di thi... aur unhone humko
jab hum atharah ke hue the...
ROHAN
Thank you...
BHAIRAV
Dekhna ye chalti rahe...
ROHAN (V.O.)
Hum ghar aaye the... ki vaapas parivar
milega humko... lekin mila kya...
ROHAN
Khandaani dhakkamaar ghadi... jo haath
mein pahan li to pahle khoon thanda ho
jaata hai. Phir aap insaan bhi nahin rahte
ho. Sadiyon se chala aa raha PT teacheron
ke khaandaan ka rivaaj...
(beat)
Jai Hind!
106
APU
Bolo Bhairav baba ki jai...
Silence.
ROHAN
Humko bhi ladna hai aaj...
Apu smiles.
ROHAN
Muski kyon maar raha hai? Sirf tum hi lad
sakte ho jab mood off hota hai, hum nahin?
APU
Jab mood off hota hai tab ladte hain.
Dimaag mein bijli daud rahi ho tab nahin...
abhi ladoge kissise to jaan hi maar
daloge...
ROHAN
Sahi hai phir... haath mein jaan maarna hi
likha hai to vahi sahi...
APU
Pagla gaye ho... dimaag kharab hai to baat
karo, udelo baahar, ulti karo...
ROHAN
Humko baat nahin bavaal karna hai. Aate
ho?
ROHAN
Theek hai... mat aao...
APU
Tumko kya lagta hai bas tumhi ho jo hajaar
samasyaon se joojh raha hai? Baaki hum to
gulaab ke phool mein rahte hain...
ROHAN
Problem hota hai to kam se kam usse nipat-
te hain, saamna karte hain hum... tumhaari
(MORE)
107
ROHAN (CONT'D)
tarah saara din bhaage bhaage sharaab nahin
peete hain...
APU
Hum peete hain... hum peete hain kyonki
peene ka mann karta hai. Aur tum bakte
zyaada ho... saala gaand mein dum nahin
hum kissi se kum nahin... tum vah ghadha
hai jisko ye hajam nahin hota ki uska kaam
sirf museebat dhona aur ghaas kha ke hagna
hai...
Rohan shakes Shiv off him and walks towards the door.
ROHAN
Fuck all of you...
He takes one last look at the three boys and walks out of
the bar.
Having had enough, Rohan gets out of the car and goes and
opens the boot. He finds a rod inside. He takes it out
and comes to the front of the car.
When he’s done, he flings the rod far away, turns around
and suddenly stops in his tracks.
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INSPECTOR
Janaab ne itna pee rakha tha ki khada nahin
hua jaa raha tha...
BHAIRAV
Aur gaadi?
INSPECTOR
Nayi khareed lo...
BHAIRAV
Hai kahan?
INSPECTOR
Nadi kinaare... Sonari ki taraf...
Bhairav nods.
BHAIRAV
Thank you...
INSPECTOR
Aap ke sahabjaade ka kya karein?
BHAIRAV
Jo aap karna chahein...
(beat)
Bachcha nahin raha... balig hai.
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NIGHT:
INSPECTOR
Gaadi kaahe todey?
109
ROHAN
Woh mera upanyaas phaadey, hum gaadi tod
diye...
INSPECTOR
Dus rupaye ka milta hai upanyas, railway
station pe... gaadi pata hai kitne ki aati
hai?
ROHAN
Mera upanyaas. Jo hum khud likhe the...
INSPECTOR
(beat)
Upanyas likhtey ho tum...
(smirks)
Kaahe zindagi barbaad kar rahey ho?
ROHAN (V.O.)
Meri school ki pahli chutti thi... humko
abhi bhi yaad hai, bahut thandi pad rahi
thi... hum hostel ke baahar sardi mein
thithurte, apna saman ke saath khadey
they...
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ROHAN
Naha dho ke taitar... sab bachche apne apne
ghar jaa rahe they... koi bus mein, koi ke
maa baap lene aaye they. Boarding mein
bachchon ki shakal dekhne layak hoti hai
jab wo apne papa mummy ki shakal dekhte
hain... hum bhi soch rahe they ki agar meri
mummy zinda hoteen to... humko dekh kar
kaise ro padteen... hansti... lekin mummy
nahin thi... sirf papa they. Phir bhi hum
taras rahe they unko dekhne ko, humko ghar
jaana tha... dheery dheerey mere saarey
dost chale gaye... hum akeley khade they...
akele thandi jyaada lagti hai... phir hum
dekhe ki principal aur housemaster meri
taraf aa rahe hain... hum darr gaye... papa
ko bhi to kuch nahi ho gaya... woh humko
andar le ke gaye aur boley beta, tumhare
papa ka koi kaam aa pada hai aur woh nahi
aa payenge toh yeh chutti mein tumko school
mein hi rahna padega... agle din Shimla
mein baraf padi... sab paani ka pipe jam
gaya... khidki me se khoon jama dene waali
hawa andar aane lagi... mere paas kitaabein
padhney ke
(MORE)
110
ROHAN (CONT'D)
bajaaye aur kuchh nahi tha karne ko... uske
alaawa ek PT incharge the jo saara samay
bidi phoonkte the... aur ek rasoiya... bas...
ROHAN
Woh pahli chutti thi... chauthi chutti
mein hum apna novel likhna shuru kiye...
pichle saal khatam kiya aur pichhle hafte...
(beat)
"Sir" ne use jala diya...
DISSOLVE TO:
Rohan enters the house and finds a lunch party going on.
Some of Madhavi's friends, some staff from Bhairav's
factory.
Rohan bathes.
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Rohan comes out of his room and walks to the door. Bhairav
notices.
BHAIRAV
Rohan...
BHAIRAV
Rohan!
BHAIRAV
Kahan jaa rahe ho?
ROHAN
Ghar chhod ke jaa raha hoon.
BHAIRAV
Kyon? Meri shaadi se khush nahi ho?
ROHAN
Bahut khushh hain. Achha hai aap shaadi
kar rahe hain. Ab aapki bhadaas aapke
bedroom mein niklegi... Arjun ko aspataal
nahin jaana padega...
BHAIRAV
Tum jaao Rohan...
ROHAN
Chhupchhap jaa rahe the... lekin aapne
poochh liya to bata rahe hain...
(to Madhavi)
Auntie... I hope Richa ko maar khaane ki
aadat hai. Kyon ki jab haath kaafi nahin
hota hamaare sir belt se bhi maarte hain...
BHAIRAV
Rohan!
ROHAN
Haan hamein pata hai ki aapse oonchi awaaj
mein badtameezi se baat nahin karna hai.
(MORE)
112
ROHAN (CONT'D)
Aapne apne babuji se aise baat ki hoti toh
woh ghuma ke chamaat marte. Aapko pata hai
aapke babuji nihayat hi pichhde hue bewakoof,
feudal ullu ke patthe the, jo ab aap ban
chuke ho... humko nahi banna. Humko ghar
chahiye tha, mera parivar chahiye tha...
chidiya ghar nahi maanga tha humne jahan
aap jaisi endangered species rahti hai...
kucchh jaanwar mar hi jaayein to saari duniya
ke liye achcha hota hai...
ROHAN
(smiling)
Aapne toh apna impression hi kharab kar
diya sir...
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It’s turned into another race, just like the morning jogs,
but this time it’s for real. And there’s much more at
stake.
Rohan moves off the pavement onto the clearer main road.
Bhairav follows him.
He looks behind.
Rohan sees him turn and slowly the smile fades from his
face.
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Bhairav enters the garden and drags Arjun into the house.
CUT TO:
FADE OUT:
He looks miserable.
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ROHAN
Main Bombay jaa raha hoon...
JIMMY
Karoge kya?
ROHAN
Vikram ke restaurant mein kaam karenge.
Likhenge. Jamadaari kar lenge... lekin
wapas yahan nahi aayenge...
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ROHAN’S DREAM:
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He grabs a pen and paper and puts them into his pocket.
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ROHAN (O.S.)
Hi...
ARJUN
Sir taxi lene gaye hain...
ROHAN
Unko jaane do... hum tumhe lene aaye hain.
ROHAN
Chal... tu mere saath jaa raha hai...
116
ARJUN
Lekin sir ne bola humko yahin intezaar
karne ko...
ROHAN
Sir ne kya bola bhool jaao... hostel jaana
hai tumko? Nahin na... hum jahaan jaayenge,
tum mere saath chaloge... jaao apna samaan
le aao...
He gets up and runs into the house Rohan takes out the
pen and paper from his pocket and quickly writes a letter.
ROHAN
Ready?
ARJUN
Hahn...
ROHAN (V.O.)
Main Arjun ko apne saath lekar jaa raha
hoon... uske uss koodedaan mein chhoda ya
aapke koodedaan mein, vah doosra Bhairav
Singh ban jaayega aur iss duniya ke liye
aap akela kaafi hai... doosra bahut ho
jaayega...
DISSOLVE TO:
Rohan and Arjun watch him going by, large smiles on their
faces.
ROHAN (V.O.)
Samajhne ki koshish mat keejiye ki aisa
kyon kiya humne ya kyon hua aisa... aap ki
samajh mein nahin aayega... kyonki ye ek
aisa shabd hai jo aapki naazi dictionary
(MORE)
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ROHAN (V.O.)
Hamein dhoonde ki koshish mat karna sir...
kyonki sau kilometre bhi hamaare paas aaye
to main police ko bol doonga ki aap Arjun
ko kaise maarte the, hospital ke doctor ko
bhi pata hai... aur jo aapne kiya vo legal
language mein criminal offence hai...
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ROHAN
Muninder...
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ROHAN (V.O.)
Arjun aapka ghulaam hone se zyaada bahut
kuch kar sakta hai jo aap usse klarne nahin
doge... usko family chahiye, chidiyaghar
nahin... usko future chahiye jo main usse
doonga...
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ROHAN (V.O.)
Aur kissi bhi haalat mein doonga... aapko
aapki nayee shaadi, nayee family, nayee
beti mubaarak ho... aapka beta, Rohan...
Fade out.
The End.