Funny shayari

LISTEN 2 LOVE STORY:

CHANDA & CHAKORI
KARTE THAY LOVE CHORI CHORI
LARKA THA MEMON
& LARKI THI BORI,
LARKA THA KALA,
LARKI THI GORI.
SOJA PUTTAR BUS YEHI THI STORY.
ae mere SMS mere friend ke paas jana
agar wo bussy ho to shor mat machana
jab wo free ho jaye to dhire se muskurana
aur kahena' I MISS YOU'
Dunya main bahut gum milenge
mano acche dost kam milenge
jis mod pe sab chor denge saath thumhara
use mod pe khare hum milenge....
Band aakho ke khwab gawawe humney nid ke saath
Khuli aakho ke khwab ab satate bahut hai
na tum aaye na nind aaye
ab is dil ko samjhane kaha lejaye hum...!
mujhe macchar ne kaata ,yeh usska junoon tha,
maine khujla liya,ussme mera sukkun tha,
chhahta toh masal deta ussko,
par socha ,ussme bhi saala apne hi khoon tha.
NaThee Hamaree Kismat..
Kay Vesaalay Yaar Hotaa..
Na Tum Humsay Miltay..
Na Humkoo Tumsay Paary Hota...

Tajmahal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai............

Tajmahal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai............
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Yahan thukna mana hai....................

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko

Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana dun,
Tujhe mile bina tera haal bata dun,
Hai meri MOHABBAT me itna dum,
Teri aankh ka aansu , apni aankh se gira dun.
In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be h
onest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn t learn how.. 2 stop rembering you.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest
. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!
A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r .....................
Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey.........
but it hasn't started yet b'coz...............
the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

If you save this msg,

it means I'm cute.
If you edit this,
I'm still cute.
If you fwd this,
you r spreading that i'm cute &
if you erase this,
you r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

**Message pe message bhejte ho,

bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!!!!
**love is in the air......
love is in the air.....
auron ka to pata nahi
par apka hone wala hai mere sath affair ..!!!
yaad tumhari na aye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
pyar tumhare jaisa khone nahi denge ,
ek, do SMS karte rehna warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi dengey

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
khud ko kar buland itna ki himalya ki chotti pey ja phauncha ,
Khuda khud tujh se poocha "abbe gadha ab utraga kaisay"
Jab tumhara messege aata hai,
Mera rom-rom machal jata hai,
Aang-aang mein gud-gudi hoti hai,
Ye mera kasoor nahi hai,
Kambaqt mobile ki vibration par hota hai.

I ve written nice poem 4 you.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,

Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,

tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne vele hain.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai
When I call you,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of you,
2 rings means i like you,
3 rings means i'm missing you,
4 rings means i need you,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...
to koi paise se kangal ho gaya...
to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...
Main toh aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!!
Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar..
Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar..
Pyar bina... Zindagi bekaar...
Mere SMS bina...
Kya baat hai!
you.. R. Right!
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Aapka MOBILE bekaar!

ankhon pe asuon ki lakir bangai,

kabhi na soch atha asi takdir ban gayi,
humne to phirai thi yunhi ret mein ungliya,
gor se dekha to tumhari tasvir bangayi

dil ka zakhm hoto pe laya nahi karte,

hum apna dard kisiko bataya nahi karte
gham chahe kitne hi ho zindagi mein
hum apne hoto se muskarahat hataya nahi karte
har kali tujse khushbu udhaar mange
aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange
rab kare tu pyaar nibhaye aise
ki log mujhse tera pyaar udhaar maange.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

flowers need sunshine,

voilets need dew ,
all angels in heaven knew I NEED you !
years may fly ,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with you will never die !!!!!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Wife :
jab tum Desi peete ho to PARO kehte ho,
jab WHISKY peete ho to DARLING kehte ho,
aaj kya pee hai jo CHUDAIL keh rahe ho????
Husband:
Aaj ! AAj to main Host mein hoon

Barsenge Barsenge
Kal Phir SMS barsenge
Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir
Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge

100 bewafai kabul hai 1 wafai ke liye,

100 ansu kabul hai 1 hansi ke liye,
Hum to mohtaz hai aapke pyar ke,
100 dushman kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye

Aankh wo chahat jis mein dil ki zubaan hoti hain,

Sachi chahat to bejuban hoti hain,
Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa,
Dard se chahat aur jawaa hoti hai
Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...

Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge

Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge,
Wada RahaHamara ye Aapse
Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge
hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,

nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,

aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
A friend gives hope when life is low,
A friend is a place you've no where to go,
A friend is Honest, friend is True,
A friend is Precious a friend is You
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want you 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
If kisses were water, I will give you sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree.
If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy,
if friendship is life I will give you mine
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,

Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...

Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoongi,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
you have successfully
learnt
the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.

Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,

yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...

Aey Mere
SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se
'MuskaranA'
Fir Kehna
"KANJUS"
SMS Karo!

Kaash hum SMS hote,

Ek klik mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum Hume delete kar dete,
par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhare pass to hote...!

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi |nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",

chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum
jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4....

3.... 2.... 1....
Error : No Brain Detected !!

One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that you R MY LI
FE!!!

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka Mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua....
jab jab tum angdaai lete ho dumm humara nikal jaata hai,
jab jab tum angdaai lete ho dumm humara nikal jaata hai,
aye zaalim..deodarant lagaane mein tumhara kya jata hai....
aaj wo hum se jannat mein takra gaye,
aaj wo hum se jannat mein takra gaye,
aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
fitteh Mooh tussi etthe vi aa gaye !!!
baadalon ke sath jab hawaa chalti hai...
to mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai....
aasmaan mein jab baadal garajte hain...
to mujhe tumhaari yaad aati hai....
barsaat jab shuru hoti hai....
to mujhe tumhaari yaad aati hai.
...................................
abey mera chhata waapas kar....!
hum duaa karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaaye...,
ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humaare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye....
The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy....
I uttered those three words....
....
....
I ......la.......puncture !!
Woh aaye hamari kabr per.
do fool chadha gaye.
hum to pahle se hi dabe the.
hume aur daba gaye.

6 naujawan dost college se wapis aa rahay thay.Un k aagay 3 naujawan larkiyaan j

a raheen theen,woh larkay un k peechay chalnay lagay.
Achanak eik larkay ne buland aawaaz main kaha."yaar hum to 6 hain or larkiyan 3,
faisla kaisay ho ga?"
Un main se eik larki jo kuch taiz tarar thee .palat ker boli "fikar mat karo hum
3 zaroor hain lekin sandiloon ki tadaad 6 hee hai faisla theek thaak ho jaye ga
."

Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha

tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se
baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai
pahunch gai.
Aik pagal nay doosray pagal say kah k yar batao k agar hathee swiming pool main
gir jaye to bahir kaisay niklay ga?????
Dosray pagal nay kaha k very simple yar wo geela(wet)ho kar niklay ga.

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"

break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to
mar di....."
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur
woh bhi ulte.

ladka:mujh se shaadi karogi?

ladki:tum se.hatt.main to us se shaadi karoongi
jo duniya mein sab se sharif aadmi hoga....!
ladka:arey mujh se sharif aadmi tumhein kahaan milega mere ghar aa kar dekho saa
re pankhe bhi masjid ke hain....!
1960 girl :Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
2004 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.

eik khaatoon nay apnee sahaile say kaha..

YAR MAIN APNAY HUSBAND SAY BUHAT TANG HOON.
sahaile nay poochaa kio kia hua??
un khatoon nay ans dia wo har chees bhool jatay hain aur un ki har
chees mujhay yaad rakhna partee hay..
un sahailee nay kaha shukar ada karo kay tumhaaray husband
sirf cheesain bhooltay hain warna mairay husband to her 10 minute kay baad
mujh say aakar poochtay hain..
BEHAN JEE MAIN NAY AAP NAY MUJHAY KAHEE DAIKHAA TO NAHE HAY
Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigrette Hi Achi Hai,
Dil Jalati hai To Kia .. Honto Se to Lagti Hai,