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On behalf of the Montana National Guard 484th Military Police Unit, Sergeant DeShawn Lewis (center) and Sergeant Bryan Benz (at right) presented Jackie Bird of the St. Marie Womens Club with a matted and framed National Guard print for her exceptional support of our soldiers. As of September 30th, the St. Marie Womens club has sent 1,769 care packages ($17,108.75 pounds worth) at a postage cost of $20,365.90. They started this project in October of 2007. Now entering a seventh year, this Veterans Day (Monday, November 11th) they will be once again packing boxes to send to our deployed soldiers. Anyone wishing to help is welcome; be at the St. Marie Town Hall at 10:00 a.m. on Veterans Day. Anyone who has a name and address of a loved one or friend serving overseas is encouraged to get this information to Jackie so they can receive goodie boxes.

Much Appreciated!

At first glance, the print resembles a jigsaw puzzle that has been matted and framed. But a closer inspection reveals that it is actually thousands of little photo images of the National Guard in action.

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Rated PG: for some action/ peril and rude humor Cast: Vocal talents of: Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Amy Poehler, Keith David, Colm Meaney, Gorge Takei, Dan Fogler, Lesley Nicol

In this hilarious, adventurous buddy comedy for audiences of all ages, directed by Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who!), two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get the turkey off the Thanksgiving menu for good.

112 Min. 4:00PM 7:00PM 9:10PM

Rated PG-13: for sequences of intense sci-fi action and violence, and some suggestive content Cast: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgard, Idris Elba, Kat Dennings, Zachary Levi with Rene Russo & Anthony Hopkins as Odin

Thor: The Dark World continues the big-screen adventures of Thor, the Mighty Avenger, as he battles to save Earth and all the Nine Realms from a shadowy enemy that predates the universe itself. In the aftermath of Marvels Thor and Marvels The Avengers, Thor fights to restore order across the cosmos...but an ancient race returns to plunge the universe back into darkness. Faced with an enemy that even Odin and Asgard cannot withstand, Thor must embark on his most perilous and personal journey yet, one that will reunite him with Jane Foster and force him to sacrifice everything to save us all.

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The Glasgow Recreation Department is hosting its 22nd Annual Turkey Trot this Saturday, November 9th featuring prizes and drawings galore! I like to think of it as our annual fun-raiser, says GRD Director Jory Casterline. And hes rounded up some fantastic giveaways thanks to the local businesses that have graciously donated to what also promotes good health in the community. Some of the big prizes include two kids mountain bikes (purchased through cash donations from various businesses) and a couple of toddlers bikes compliments of Farm Equipment Sales and Glasgow Elks Lodge #1922. Ag Land Co-op kicked in a team registration for the Milk River Catfish Classic. There are two $50 gift certificates to Durum Restaurant. How would you like to win an evening in the Hot Tub Suite at the Cottonwood Inn? Reynolds and Albertsons each kicked in a half a dozen frozen turkeys, making a dozen in all. Plus there are hoodies (Alleys Palace, Zerbes, Case), hats (Expressions, Nemont Telephone), oil changes (Glasgow Auto Safety Center and TireRama), lots of gift certificates (4-$25 certificates from Pizza Hut alone) and the list goes on and on. Turkey Trot Registration for the mile-and-a-half fund run is tomorrow morning at the Glasgow Civic Center from 8:30 to 9:30 with the race starting at 10:00. Cost is just $10 per person with a non-perishable food item or $12 per person without a food item. There are also prizes if you smoke the turkey (beat the turkey to the finish line!). The race starts and ends at the Civic Center. Also, the turkey will hang around following the run if youd like to capture a nice Thanksgiving photo with your family and/or kids something for Grandpa and Grandma to hang on the fridge. Runners and walkers of all abilities are encouraged to participate. Wed like to see more kids involved in the Turkey Trot, thats for sure, says the GRD Director. The community really comes forward and donates some fine prizes, and we really appreciate this. So dont delay, get to the 22nd Annual Turkey Trot this Saturday. Jory says the prizes will all be divvied out and everything will be wrapped up in time to go cheer on the Scotties as they take on the Fairfield Eagles on Scotty Field with a Scotty Booster Tailgate Party at noon and a 1:00 kickoff.

Cold front rolls in Sunday

A cold front will spread light snow from west to east Sunday into Monday. The best chances for accumulating snow will be southwest of a line from Loring to Duck Creek to Wibaux. Glasgow is looking at about an inch of snow, Malta and Jorgan about 1.5 inches, Winnett a little over two inches, and further up north, Opheim about a half inch and Scobey less than a quarter inch.
Tonight: A 20 percent chance of showers before 11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25. West northwest wind 14 to 20 mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph. Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 40. Northwest wind 5 to 11 mph becoming southwest in the afternoon.

Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 27. Southeast wind 5 to 7 mph. Sunday: A 30 percent chance of snow after 11am. Cloudy, with a high near 36. Light northwest wind becoming north 5 to 10 mph in the morning. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible.

Sunday Night: Snow likely. Cloudy, with a low around 17. East wind 9 to 11 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New snow accumulation of less than one inch possible. Veterans Day: A 30 percent chance of snow, mainly before 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 30. East southeast wind around 10 mph. Little or no snow accumulation expected. Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 15. Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 40.

Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 24.

Wednesday: A slight chance of showers. Partly sunny, with a high near 46. Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25. Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 46.

The Cottonwood Inn

Opening Gala Friday, December 6th 6:30 - 9:00pm Saturday, December 7th 9:00am - 6:00pm
Glasgow, MT

For more information call Denae at 406-230-0705

BUZZ FARMERS MARKET: Sat., Nov. 9th, 9am-3pm. Only a few left! We still have a few tomatoes, onions, buttercups, jalapenos, cabbages, carrots, red and Yukon gold potatoes, fresh lefse, other baked goods, jams and jellies, and more. Hope to see you there! THANKS fOR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL FARMERS MARKET. BUZZ fMDH JOB OPENING: Frances Mahon Deaconess Hospital has a Full Time opening for a Dietary Assistant. Responsibilities include food preparation, using proper methods of food handling & storage. Previous experience in food service preferred. If INTERESTED, COMPLETE AN fMDH APPLICATION ONLINE AT WWW.fMDH.ORG OR CONTACT HUMAN RESOURCES AT 228-3647. BUZZ PTI IS NOW HIRING: FT & PT Drivers to transport railroad crews in North Dakota & Montana. Retirees, Semi-Retirees and Vets encouraged to apply. CALL (812) 893-1220. BUZZ FULL-TIME CUSTODIAL POSITION AVAILABLE AT GLASGOW HIGH SCHOOL: Starting wage $12.31 - $14.81 DOE. Hours 3:00 11:30 p.m. Benefits: Retirement, vacation/sick leave, holidays, insurance & longevity. Job description available upon request. Instructions to apply are located on the District website: http://glasgow.k12.mt.us, go to employment tab and select classified positions. Open until filled. FOR MORE INfO CONTACT RYAN STONE AT 263-7738. BUZZ HELP WANTED: Bartenders, Dishwashers & Servers. APPLY AT DURUM. BUZZ HELP WANTED: Manual labor. Starting wage $12/hr. Must have valid Drivers License and Own vehicle. Lodging provided; must provide own meals. CALL JUANITA, 262-4430. BUZZ 3/4 TIME OPTIMETRIC ASSISTANT NEEDED: Will train. Computer knowledge essential. CONTACT LINDA AT GLASGOW EYE CARE fOR APPLICATION, 228-8200. BUZZ FOR RENT: St. Marie Condo. 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, single car garage, $550/month. CALL JON SVINGEN 406-263-2113. BUZZ 3 BEDROOM CONDO fOR RENT IN ST. MARIE: $500/month plus utilities, $500 deposit. Ready to move in; No Pets. CALL 228-2114. BUZZ TWO 2 BEDROOM HOUSES fOR RENT: TOTAL REMODEL: No pets, No smoking, 1200 sq. ft., Nice, $1,000/month includes utilities; 2 CAR GARAGE: Nice North Side home, No pets, No smoking, $1,100/month includes utilities. CALL 263-2046. BUZZ fOR RENT: Spacious 1625 sq. ft., 3 bed 1 bath apartment in the Helland Agency building 21 US Hwy 2 East. Rent by the month. Ideal for construction crews! CALL CHRIS fOR DETAILS 228-2114. BUZZ FOR SALE: 2009 Dodge Grand Caravan SXT. 36k miles, 4..0L engine. Too many options to list, including factory remote start and duel 9 DVD players. NADA value is $17,375, selling for $16,900. 228-2016. BUZZ FOR SALE: 500 coming 3 year old Black Angus cows. $2,100/head. December Delivery. CALL RJ WINDERL 406-263-8700. BUZZ HOUSE fOR SALE IN fORT PECK: Open living room/dining. 3 bed up, 2 bed down w/egress windows, 2 bath, 1 large rec room, lots of updates. 1 car garage. $219,000 quick sale, looking at all offers. 21 WEST OSAGE AVE. CALL 406-461-8455 OR 461-6782.

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Veterans Day programs slated

The American Legion & Auxiliary Post #41 will have their Veterans Day program on Monday, November 11th at 10:30 a.m. at the Glasgow Civic Center. A pot luck will follow at the VFW Club. There will also be a Veterans Day program at the Opheim School on Monday, November 11th at 11:00 a.m. Everyone is welcome to attend.

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Poached and left to rot

State wildlife officials are seeking tips from the public about the poaching of a mature bull elk on the Williamson Ranch Block Management Area south of Chinook. Montana Fish, This bull elk was illegally Wildlife & Parks killed last week on a ranch Warden Dirk Paulsen south of Chinook. (photo said the elk was shot courtesy of Montana Fish, from the Lloyd Road Wildlife & Parks) just south of Cow Creek Reservoir in southern Blaine County on the night of Nov. 2. The meat was left to waste on the private property that is enrolled in FWPs Block Management Program. The bull was discovered by hunters driving the road mid-day on Nov. 3, Paulsen said. By the time I arrived on the scene, none of the meat was salvageable. Im looking for any other hunters or other members of the public that were in the area that might have seen or heard anything. Anyone with information about this case is asked to call Paulsen directly at 406-263-0620 or the Turn In Poachers-Montana hotline at 1-800-TIP-MONT (1800-847-6668). Callers can remain anonymous and may be offered a cash reward if the information leads to an arrest.

Cape Air is now filling part-time and fulltime Agent and Management openings at the Glasgow Airport! Must be 18 or older, a High School graduate, able to lift 70 lbs, have excellent customer service skills and a flexible schedule. Employment will commence on December 2nd, 2013, for 4-5 days of paid training in Billings, and flights will start out of Glasgow on December 10th, 2013.

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Reds Monday Night winners

The Chicago Bears outlasted the Green Bay Packers, who lost QB Aaron Rodgers to a broken left collarbone, 27-20. Winning the Glasgow Reds Monday Night Football books for $50 each were Lenny Knaff and Ed Tipton. This game has a huge impact on the fantasy football players as those who have Rodgers as their main gun might be missing him for few weeks; he may be shooting for a return Thanksgiving Day at Detroit, and while that may be possible, doctors said its vital that the injury be completely healed before he is cleared.

Interesting little tidbit here, this marks 21 years, 346 games and two Lambeau Field renovations that have passed since a Green Bay Packers quarterback sat out two consecutive games. The last time it happened, Don Majkowski was sidelined with torn ligaments in his left ankle. But a strapping young buck named Brett Favre was there to steal his job and hold it for the next 15 years. Playing on Veterans Day will be a clash of southern Florida teams as the Miami Dolphins visit the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

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Soup: CLAM CHOWDER Lunch: FISH & CHIPS Dinner: HALIBUT

BOWLING
EL COR DEL LANES
Tuesday Night City League
Rocks Auto Mall W: 22 L: 10 All Seasons W: 21 L: 11 Old Mill W: 16 L: 16 Valley Seed W: 12 L: 20 AAA Glass W: 12 L: 20 Stebelton Trucking W: 12 L: 20

FRIDAY

Monday Night
Pacific Steel & Recycling W: 28 L: 8 Valley Bank W: 21 L: 15 Old Mil Light W: 19 L: 17 Holy Rollers W: 15 L: 17 Markles W: 14 L: 18 Ezzies W: 14 L: 18 Sand Electric W: 13 L: 19 BYE W: 0 L: 0 TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Sand Electric 1176, Markles 3369. IND. HIGH GAME/ SERIES: BJ Kemp 257, Seth Ingram 615.

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Bud Light Girls W: 24 L: 12 Holiday W: 23.5 L: 12.5 Juices Card Room W: 20.5 L: 15.5 Valley Bank W: 20 L: 16 Oasis/Old Mil Light W: 19.5 L: 16.5 CBs Detailing W: 16 L: 20 FCB - Hindsdale W: 15.5 L: 20.5 Ghost Team W: 5 L: 31 TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: AAA Glass 1026, TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Oasis/Old Mil Light Old Mill 2815. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: JR 838, FCB-Hindsdale 2368. IND. HIGH GAME/ SERIES: Mary Honrud 539, Terry Vetch 232 Rasmusan 726, Jason Sillerud 279.

Soup: COOKS CHOICE Lunch: PORK CHOP SANDWICH Dinner: SLOPPY JOES

SATURDAY

Soup: COOKS CHOICE Lunch: 3pc CHICKEN STRIPS Dinner: HAMBURGER STEAK

SUNDAY

Soup: CHICKEN NOODLE Lunch: RUBEN Dinner: 8oz CHICKEN FRIED

MONDAY

Stars & Strikes

Split Happens W: 18 L: 2 Pocket Pounders W: 14 L: 6 OB GIES W: 12 L: 8 Renner Farms W: 11 L: 9 Thompson & Sons Tr. W: 10 L: 10 Grannies W: 10 L: 10 Cant Believe Its Not W: 9 L: 11 The Durum W: 7 L: 13 WelcomeHouse C. W: 5 L: 15 Body By Bowling W: 4 L: 16

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TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: .Vicks TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: OB GIES 894 & Lanes 896 & 2652. IND. HIGH 2618. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: Tyson Schlabs GAME/SERIES: Jerry Burt 299 & 220, Dave Riggin 588; Sandy Maczka 220 & 579. 771.

Bowling: You can get 3 strikes, and youre not out

Hot or Cold Cereal Fruit Bar GoGurt Peaches Milk

Lunch Hard Shell Taco w/Lettuce & Cheese

Pineapple Chocolate Grahams Choice of Fruit Milk

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Jobs for Montanas Graduates (JMG) hosted a fun night at the Childrens Museum of Northeast Montana with the older students having just as much fun as the younger ones. Above, Autumn Hopkins reads Pigs to the Rescue to a couple of attentative kids. About 10 children were present with around 14 high school students working various shifts. Jill Page is the JMG advisor. In other JMG happenings, the class has put out Pennies for Patients boxes you will see around town during November in the fight against leukemia & Lymphoma. If you should see one of these boxes and have a little loose change in your pocket, your help is appreciated!

JMG Community Involvements

COUNTRY STYLE RIBS......... $1.99/lb.

Willamette Valley Bacon-Wrapped or Turkey Boneless Beef

FILLETS............................. $3.99/lb. NEW YORK STEAKS.............$5.99/lb.

Goldn Plump 24oz. Pkg Fresh or Frozen THIGHS OR DRUMSTICKS.....$1.99 ea.

Wounded Warriors here to hunt

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Assembly of God Conference with Prophet/Pastor Jeff Johns

Pastor Jeff, from Lafayette, IN, has served as Senior Pastor at White Horse Christian Center since 1984. He is annointed to identify, nurture and raise up leaders. His ministry cuts across denominational and generational boundaries. Building covenant relationships in the love of the Father is the cornerstone of Pastor Jeffs apostolic ministry to churches and ministries worldwide. He is recognized by many as a pastor of pastors. Pastor Jeff and his wife, Jane have six children and eight grandchildren.

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The Fort Peck Hotel is once again hosting wounded warriors. Two different groups of hunters will be in Fort Peck during November and everyone is encouraged to come out and meet the hunters, thank them for their service or just talk hunting. The first group will arrive on Veterans day weekend with the second group arriving the following weekend. Social hour begins at 6 p.m. and a pot luck supper at 7p.m. on each of the following evenings: Monday, November 11th and Saturday November 16th.

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Bowling for Vicks Lanes in Nashua Mens League, Jerry Burt was knocking on the door of a perfect 300 game. With 11 strikes in a row and that one strike in the final frame was all that was needed... oh, that darn seven pin! Jerry ended up with a 299, a fine effort indeed, but it goes to show how elusive the perfect 300 game can be. With previous games of 237 and 235, he had a solid 700 series with a 771. Teammates that evening were Heath Headly, Cicil Ozark and Rick Viste, and they swept the Glasgow Stockyards (Larry Bergstrom, Matt Ritchie, Daryl Schlabs and Ryan Faulkenstern) all four games.

Great pass protection is what the Scotties are hoping to execute again this week as Jason Thibault (#5) got just that in Glasgows 30-7 victory over Huntley Project in the first round of the Class B Football Playoffs. Kick-off with Fairfield is at 1:00 Saturday afternoon from Scotty Field. There was plenty of room for more Scotty fans in last weeks game, so hopefully there will be more there to help cheer the Scotties on to victory and keep marching through the playoffs into semifinal action.

Airing it out

Conference Times: Friday, Nov. 8th 10:00am & 6:30pm Saturday, Nov. 9th 10:00am & 6:30pm Sunday, Nov. 10th 10:00am
For more info please call the church 228-2694

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KDs Corner
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a massive buffalo bull with the other. He says to the waiter, Me want coffee. The waiter says, Sure chief, coming right up. He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and shoots the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts to splatter everywhere, then walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and pulling another big buffalo bull with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, Me want coffee. The waiter says, Whoa! Were still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about, anyway? The Indian smiles and proudly says, Me training for seat in U.S. Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day. Push Harder! the guy shouted to his wife while she was in labor, Push, push, push! Why, you rotten, no-good-for-nothing cheapskate! she screamed back at him. A bit harsh, the guy thought to himself. After all, it wasnt his fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital. The Firemen were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building. A Fireman shouts, Jump and well catch you in this blanket! The Irishman replies, I dont trust you, just lay it on the ground! Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always tardy for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didnt do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. Boss, he said, The pill actually worked! Thats all fine and dandy, said the boss, but where were you yesterday?

22nd Annual
gs Drawin

SMOKE THE TURKEY! SEVERAL GRAND PRIZES!

Contact the Glasgow Recreation Department for more details 319 2nd St S 228-8341

Join us for a 1.5 mile fund run!

Saturday, Nov. 9

Prizes

Were Married on August 3 rd, 2013

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Please Come Help Us Celebrate!

Monday, November 11 th, 2013 Durum Restaurant at 5:30pm

Let us help you start your holiday shopping!

From Home Based business to Hand Crafted Items

9:30AM-3:00PM ELKS CLUB & LODGE

BAZAAR SAT., NOV. 9

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