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DORK DIARIES Party!
Dear DORK DIARIES Party Planner!
To help you hold an awesome DORK DIARIES event weve created these activities,
sticker sheets and event poster. Here are our top tips for a fun-filled event:
1. Advertise
Use the poster to advertise your event well in advance. You could tell local
schools, youth centres and coffee shops that the event is happening and let
your local newspaper know too.
2. Decorate
Why not create your own DORK DIARIES Creative corner
where you can display drawings and activities and post the reviews and comic
strips created at your event. You could encourage kids to come in fancy
dress, or dressed as one of the characters in DORK DIARIES.
3. Cringe-o-meter!
Ask your audience to reveal their most embarrassing moments or the most
embarrassing thing their parents have ever done. How do they rate on a
Cringe-o-meter scale of one to ten (ten being mega-cringe)?
TELL US ABOUT IT
Wed love to hear about your event
find us on Facebook
www.facebook.com/simonkidsUK
Twitter @simonkidsUK
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Personality Quiz
MOSTLY As
You are smart and curious, and you like learning new
things. You will most enjoy keeping a diary on your
computer. Write detailed entries about your interesting
adventures and new discoveries.
MOSTLY Bs
You are kind and sensitive, and you like helping others.
You will most enjoy writing in a diary or journal. Your
dreams and feelings are sacred. Share them with your
diary like a best friend.
MOSTLY Cs
You are friendly and outgoing, and you love people. You
will most enjoy writing a blog. Select a fab online ID and
share your exciting, DIVALICIOUS life with your friends.
MOSTLY Ds
You are creative and independent, and you are a
talented artist. You will most enjoy keeping your
thoughts in a sketchbook. Let your innermost feelings
inspire you to create emo poetry, art and doodles.
1. Its a Saturday afternoon.
Your homework is all done and
you have an hour to do whatever
you want. You decide to:
A. Play an exciting round of your
favourite computer or video game.
B. Spend time relaxing by reading
that new book your BFF has been
raving about.
C. Check in with your friends via
email, text, or a social-networking
site.
D. Let your creative juices flow by
drawing your favourite anime
characters.
2. You hear the news that your
BFFs team just won the regional
championship. You:
A. Send her the text message:
You GO, GIRL! Congrats!
B. Congratulate her with a big hug
when you see her.
C. Leave her a phone message of
you screaming hysterically.
D. Surprise her with a handmade
poster on her locker that says:
Congrats! You ROCK!TY
3. You left your diary in your
English class, and your secret
crush returns it to you during
lunch. You:
A. Email him one of those cute
animated thank-you ecards and
surprise him with his fave
chocolate bar as a reward!
B. Gag on your lunch and then rush
to the girls toilets, where you
spend the rest of the day hiding
out in a locked cubicle.
C. Hope he read the part in your
diary about you liking him, so hell
finally ask you to the school dance.
Hey, its only a week away!
D. Blush profusely when he
compliments that funky
self-portrait in glitter youre
working on for the art show and
offer to draw a zany caricature of
him as a thank-you.
4. Which of the following is most
true?
A. Youre a very tech-savvy person.
Youre a team player and always up
for a challenge.
B. Youre friendly and a hopeless
romantic. You love curling up in a
comfy blanket and daydreaming.
C. Youre happy and have lots of
friends. Theres always some type
of drama going on in your life.
D. Youre creative and enjoy art,
music, drama and poetry. Your
personal style is unique and
slightly edgy.
5. Youre about to wash your
favourite pair of jeans and find
ten pounds stashed in the back
pocket from your last
babysitting job. Youre RICH!
So you treat yourself to:
A. A ticket to that blockbuster
movie based on your favourite
book. Youve been waiting, FOREVER
for it to come out!
B. Gourmet CUPCAKES! SQUEEEEEE!!
C. Lip gloss! Theres a buy-two-
get-one-FREE sale at the shops.
D. Music for your iPod. There are
some new tunes youve heard
lately that are real ear candy.
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Dork Door Hanger
Colour in, cut out and stick together this door hanger
YIPPEE!
IM ON A
DORK DAY
OUT!
COME IN!
FRIENDS
WELCOME!
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Use this sentence as a starting point
to create your own diary entry.
Dear Diary, Mega-cringe day today!
It all began when
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Comic created by:
Create a Comic Strip
Think about characters, location and action
when plotting out your comic.
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Party Outfit
Get creative and
design a party
outfit for Nikki.
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Wordsearch
Search out these words in the wordsearch grid below.
Words can read up, down, across, diagonally and backwards.
ART
BOYS
COMIC
CRAFT
CRUSH
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DORK
FRIEND
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LESSONS
LOVE
OMG
SCHOOL
SHOPPING
sING
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TEXT
S J L E S S O N S
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A D O U O T A B D
T O H P R V C N D
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My Reading Diary
Keep a record of books you like here.
My name:
Age:
Book title:
by:
rating:
I liked this book because...
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Act it out!
Cast your characters and act out this scene from Dork Diaries.
THE SCENE: At the Mall, Nikki and
Brianna are tucking into a pizza at
Queasy Cheesys pizza joint.
WAITRESS: Hey everybody, the guests
at table 7 are some real lucky ducks!
Theyve been selected to come up on
stage and sing the I Luv Queasy
Cheesy song. Come on up table 7!
NIKKI: Oh CRUD! Were at table 7.
No way, there is no way Im doing
that.
WAITRESS: Come on girls!
NIKKI: Sorry lady, I mean nice waitress,
but theres absolutely no way
Im getting up on stage to sing that
song, in front of all these people.
ABSOLUTLEY NOT!
BRIANNA:
I WANT TO SING! I
WANT TO SING!
NIKKI: No Brianna. N-O!
BRIANNA: (banging fist down) Well then
Im not paying for the pizza
NIKKI: OMG, Brianna you have to pay,
I havent got any money, and I dont
want to end up in jail.
(BRIANNA shakes her head)
NIKKI: Ok, ok, you win. Ill sing that
stupid song. Lets get it over with.
NIKKI and BRIANNA go up on stage
and start hamming it up and singing
I luv Queasy Cheesy They are really
getting into it, throwing some Beyonce
dance moves, when Nikki suddenly
Nikki
Brianna (Nikkis younger sister)
Waitress at Queasy Cheesy
Mackenzie Hollister
Amanda
Jessica
CAST
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SIMON AND SCHUSTER
A CBS COMPANY
Act it out! page 2
turns and spots...
NIKKI:OMG, its Mackenzie Hollister,
with Amanda and Jessica.
JESSICA: Hey look! Isnt that Nikki
Maxwell, OMG shes so embarrassing!
MACKENZIE: Here Nikki, smile for
the camera!
NIKKI: (grabbing Brianna and trying to
carry her off stage): Come on Brianna,
were out of here.
BRIANNA: NOOO, let go of me! The
song isnt even over yet, we have to
throw kisses to the crowd and...
NIKKI: Brianna! Its time to go!
Mums probably waiting for us
back at the fountain.
MACKENZIE: OMG!! Nikki! You were
hilarious! You stank worse than
the boys locker room!
JESSICA: Yeah, it took a lot of guts
to get up there and humiliate
yourself in front of the entire
WORLD!
NIKKI: Oh, please! You two wouldnt
recognise talent if it came up
wearing a name tag, introduced
itself, and slapped your face. (pause)
and besides there are only about
fifty people. I wouldnt call that the
ENTIRE world.
MACKENZIE: Well, it WILL BE
when I post this on YouTube: Nikki
Maxwell, LIVE at Queasy Cheesy!!
And you can thank ME for launching
your career as a NOT-so-talented
pop star!
MACKENZIE and JESSICA laugh and
run off
NIKKI:(to audience) OMG, I am so
dead, what am I going to do! Must
try not to FREAK OUT!! Ahhhhhh.
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