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Week 3 Previews: 10: Daddy's Team (0-3) V. 1: Bushy Woodheads (2-1)

This document previews several fantasy football matchups for Week 3. It predicts that Daddy's Team will bounce back from a 0-3 start with a season-high score of 117 points to defeat the Bushy Woodheads 115.5 points. It also predicts that Yensid's Brooms will defeat the Sanchize 107-116 despite Yensid's Brooms' 0-3 start and bad luck. Finally, it predicts that Sankey Pank will defeat Ay-Ay Ron 118-112, ending Ay-Ay Ron's bid for a 4-0 start.

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Week 3 Previews: 10: Daddy's Team (0-3) V. 1: Bushy Woodheads (2-1)

This document previews several fantasy football matchups for Week 3. It predicts that Daddy's Team will bounce back from a 0-3 start with a season-high score of 117 points to defeat the Bushy Woodheads 115.5 points. It also predicts that Yensid's Brooms will defeat the Sanchize 107-116 despite Yensid's Brooms' 0-3 start and bad luck. Finally, it predicts that Sankey Pank will defeat Ay-Ay Ron 118-112, ending Ay-Ay Ron's bid for a 4-0 start.

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Week 3 Previews

10: Daddys Team (0-3) V. 1: Bushy Woodheads (2-1)


I am not above owning up to where I was wrong in the past, but my conscience nay.. my pride will not
allow me to give up where others have. My brain says, No Peyton, no problem, but my heart, my heart
says Calvin and Stafford are about to take the Jets 30
th
ranked secondary to the woodshed. The only issue
is, will those twos combined 70 points be enough to sustain the overall points that the hairy dicBushy
Woodheads will put up. This game will be close, and with every matchup looking good Im calling
Daddy puts up a season high as he looks to bounce back from a 3 game skid. It will come down to a
Monday night showdown, as 3 Patriots will decide the fate of this game. I think Stevan Ridley gets
another 20 touches and propels his team to a victory. Starting 0-3 is a tough hole to get out of but it can
happen one step at a time, and the first step is taken this week. #LetsGo #1gameatatime
#impredictingchriswinsuntilheactuallydoes #whenwilligiveup #never #10vs1 #DavidvGoliath
#Thistimedavidwillwin #waitwhat?
Daddy: 117
Woodheads: 115.5
7: The Sanchize (1-2) V. 9: Yensids Brooms (0-3)
After a heartbreaking, Thursday morning loss? Yes I said it, Thursday morning loss ESPN changed the
Buffalo scoring on Thursday morning giving what looked to be a .5 point win for Trey, to Jake, making it
a .5 point loss for Trey.. So sad. But enough about that, this week is a matchup between two teams that
need a win, Trey because he thought he was 2-1.. but actually wasnt, and Brandon because well.. its
obvious (#ChampionsCurse). I think this week Brandon will get the W, Brady vs. a suspect KC secondary
and a pair of running backs who have great matchups ahead of them. But if anyone has seen Brandons
luck this year, as he will attest it is miraculously bad (#ChampionsCurse), I am saying I think he will win
but if Trey drops 180 on him then I will not in the least bit be shocked by it lol. Im calling a victory for
Brandon but just in case his bad luck kicks in (#itsreal) then Im saying Trey: 125 Brandon: 120 but my
actual score that Im going with is:
CC Brandon: 116
Sancheezy: 107

5: Saved by LeBell (2-1) V. 4: Gotta Catch Jamaal (2-1)
Saved by LeBell, sounds like a French name to me, sorry got side tracked. If I had to name this game
something Id have to call it Mismatched Matchups, Brads team has what youd look at and say are
quintessential dream matchup standards. Those said standards include a date with Jacksonville (3 times),
Tampa and Oakland, anytime those are your matchups then you are sitting in the driver seat. Meanwhile
on the other side we have multiple 49er matchups, which we know is horrible, a matchup with Atlanta
who really took it to Tampa last week (granted they suck) and a tough one for Charles coming back from
injury. Here is why the Charles matchup is tough for me, its his first game back from injury and each
week the Patriots have improved on stopping the run and limiting RB production (W1- 31 W2- 16.5 W3-
10), if this was Jamaal Charles of last year and healthy then Id say hell be fine.. but Im not so sure for
this week. Although Im not expecting a barn burner like ESPN is saying I do still agree with their
outlook:
Screech: 128
Gotta Catch a dude with a hurt ankle: 112
3: Ay-Ay Ron (3-0) V. 2: Sankey Pank (2-1)
There he is, the last undefeated team in the league, for the last 3 years a team in the league has started off
4-0, no one has made it past 4-0 but all 3 made it there. Here is the unfortunate thing about that stat, only
1 out of the 3 won the Superbowl, but all 3 made the playoffs. Heres the bad thing about this matchup for
Ay-Ay Ron, hes got the #1 RB on a bye and hes up against the #1 QB and the #2 RB, I want to see him
get to 4-0 but I just dont think I can predict it to happen and this is why. Luck, Murray, and Brown will
be solid because they all have good matchups and theyre all great players, but Matt Forte will be the X
Factor as he will look to get back on track after two dates with the SF defense and the NYJ defense. I
think it will be close for a little bit, but in the end Sankey Pank is going to Sankey Spank this one Sorry
Jake, not trying to be rude, I am pulling for you.
Sankey: 118
Ba-La-Kay: 112
5: Backfields & McCoy (2-1) V. 8: Graham Crackers (1-2)
The Backfields & McCoy may be sitting at 2-1 but it is definitely an unimpressive 2-1, Drew Brees hasnt
been the man who outduels Olympic archers (its true, youtube Drew Brees Sports science), McCoy has
been a shell of himself, and well the rest of the guys are just flat out NBA players who had their powers
stolen by the monstars. This week is a prime time for them to break out though, New Orleans vs. Dallas,
Brees is about to light them up unfortunately Jimmy Graham is the dirtiest, nastiest, most prolific pass
catching tight end since Tony Gonzalez and Shannon Sharpe in their prime, and lets just say hes getting
some looks on Sunday Night. I think Eddie Lacy is breaking out of his slump this week and Morris is up
against a, for lack of a better word, shitty NYG defense.
Crackers: 122
Macaroni and Brees: 117

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