WillyWonka Monologues
WillyWonka Monologues
Choose a monologue to prepare for your audition. Your choice of monologue does NOT
mean that is the only part you are interested in, or will be considered for. We dont care
if you do a boy or girl monologue. So, just choose a monologue that you will have fun
preparing and performing.
VIOLET
Ah, can it, Ma! You flap your jaws as much as I do
Im a gum chewer, normally, but when I heard about Wonkas contest, I laid off the gum
and switched to candy bars. Now of course, Im right back on gum. In fact, Ive been
working on this piece for over three months solid. Ive beaten the record set by my best
friend, Cornelia Prinzmetel. Hi, Cornelialisten to this (Violet chews loudly into the
microphone.) Thats the sound of you losing! Listen some more (Violet chews even
more loudly adding smacks and pops.)
MRS. GLOOP
Ya. I just knew my little snausage-vausage Augustus would find das Golden Ticket! He
eats so much candy-vandy that it was almost impossible for him not to find one! In fact,
you could say veve been training him for this day ever since our little pudgey-vudgey
was born! For der Junge to eat as much as Augustus he has to be trained from morning to
nighteating all kinds of foods
MIKE TEAVEE
(Mike is watching TV and talking to both his Mom and the reporter.)
Shut your pie-hole, toots. Didnt I tell you not to interrupt! This is the best part! Crack,
smack, whack! Dead. Did you see him die? That was so totally awesome!
Yeah! I GOT a Ticket, dawg. Big Deal! Means Im gonna miss at least an hour of my
second favorite show AND Im gonna have to leave the house to tour some stupid
Chocolate Factory. Right. WhateverHit him! Hit him harder!
Who needs school? I got the net, TV and my Game Boy, fool.
MR./MRS. SALT
As soon as my little girl told me that she simply had to have one of those Golden Tickets,
I bought hundreds of thousands of Wonka bars. Im in the nut business, peanuts, cashews,
but mainly Brazil nuts. So I had my factory girls stop shelling Brazil nuts and start
shelling wrappers. For you, dear, anythinganywayafter days of shelling chocolate,
one of my factory gals finally found the blasted Golden Ticket. I let her take the lucky
piece of chocolate home to her 17 kids.
CHARLIE
Really? (tears open the candy bar and takes a bite) Mmits so good! A perfect blend of
Belgian Dark chocolate and New World light, with subtle overtones of Moroccan
espresso. Wonkas a genius! Thanks. Id better get to school. Do you think I could have
just one more? Ill pay for it. I think Ill share this one with my familyGrandpa Joe
likes the Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, but grandma Josephina likes the
Nutt-a-riffic. (finds the Golden Ticket) I found the Golden Ticket!
WONKA
Bless you Charlie, you did it! You did it!!!! I created this contest with one purpose in
mind. To find the perfect person to make new candy dreams come true. This was a test of
character Charlie. I carefully selected rooms that would tempt each of our Golden Ticket
winners. You, Charlie, did something quite remarkable. You gave in to temptation, you
were smart enough not to get caughtand yet, you admitted your guilt. Charlie, do you
love my Factory? Because from this moment on, its yours!