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Among guns that will be raffled and auctioned at 1187 shotgun, shown by Arron Fjeld; Savage 555 over-
Saturdays Hi-Line Sportsmen banquet: Remington 700 and-under shotgun, displayed by Tara Strommen; and
Long Range, held by Jack Medlicott; one of a dozen a T/C Venture predator version in the hands of Hi-Line
Ruger 10/22s, displayed by Levi Sugg; Remington Sportsmen president Jenn Jackson.

Tickets still available for Saturdays Hi-Line Sportsmen banquet

Tickets will be available at features a prime-rib dinner and all raffles and live and silent auctions.
the door of Saturdays Hi-Line the trimmings prepared by the VFW Tickets cost $30 for singles,
Sportsmen fundraising banquet in Post 3107 and Ladies Auxiliary, $50 for couples, $200 for sponsor
Glasgow, but in order to guarantee starts at 4:30 p.m. Dinner will begin couples, $700 for an 8-seat table; or
your spot in St. Raphaels Church at 6 p.m. Every admission ticket, $800 for an 8-seat sponsor. Sponsors
parish center, contact a committee regardless of membership level, receive an embroidered Hi-Line
member prior to the event. includes prime-rib dinner and a Sportsmen pull-over and are entered
The Feb. 18 banquet, which chance to participate in a number of continued on page 2
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Hi-Line Sportsmen continued from front

PG-13 PG thematic elements and some peril
brief sensuality and language in a drawing for a Winchester SXP 12 gauge shotgun.
DAILY CINEMAS: 4:00 & 4:10 PM - $6.00/PERSON In addition to a number of framed prints, home
FREE TREAT TUESDAY! Free Popcorn with Every Paid Admission. ALL SHOWINGS dcor items, gift certificates and merchandise donated
by local businesses, and various sporting goods, special
2016-17 Dc Trip Raffle Winners opportunities such as fishing trips and a dozen guns will
Eugenes Pizza Coca-Cola be distributed via raffles and auctions.
1) Jennie Jennings 1 Kay Hedalen Firearms, sporting goods, and outdoor opportunities
2) Trent Holstein 2)Gary Fauth include:
3) David Moon 3)Megan Schaefer a Browning X-Bolt in 6.5 Creedmoor, AR-15, Remington
4) Dave Bradley 4)Dusty Shipp Model 700 Long Range in choice of caliber, T/C Venture
5) Shelly George 5)Erin Aune predator package in choice of caliber, a Stevens 555
over-and-under 12 gauge, Ruger American Rifle with
Vortex scope, and a Remington Model 1187 semi-auto
Holiday Gift Cards Toro Self-Propelled
shotgun;
1)Norma Guttenberg Lawnmower (from
Bear Archery bows;
2)Dave Guttenberg Zerbes)
3)Jane Gilchrist 1) Michelle Eliason Vortex binocular and spotting scope;
4)Rus Barnett Final entry spot for this summers Milk River Catfish
Classic;
5)Gil Johnson Fort Peck Summer
Theater Season Ticket A certificate for a Montana Rifle Company X2 rifle in
caliber of choice;
Reynolds 1) Larry Meland
1)Dorothy Kolstad A day of walleye fishing with Ken Schmidt, a day of
salmon fishing with Scott Billingsley;
2)Kari Wiens Scottie Express Wash
Gear for bow fishing, fly fishing, kayaking, and other
3)Jesse Hystad 1) Kara Moon
sporting goods;
4)Leta Godwin 2) Nell Dedobbeleer
Barb Marsh Memorial Scholarship Gun, a Henry Golden
5)Dwight Turner 3) Cindy Murphy
Boy;
Taco Shack
1) Amy Capdeville Plus many, many other items, gift certificates, and

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2) Jon Bengochea
S 3)enBrad r The Hi-Line Sportsmen are dedicated to keeping
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4) Kelly Siefert conservation local, working with agencies, landowners,
and fellow sportsmen to improve wildlife habitat for a
General Meeting Ezzies Midtown wide range of species, facilitate sportsmen access across
No MOW, CSFP Distribution
1) Deanna Nelson Valley County and Northeastern Montana, and promote
Call for reservation by 10 AM
228-9500 2) Tanja Fransen outdoor recreation opportunities year-round.
 Arent ya
lovin it?

With significant warming taking place this week,

substantial melting snow can be expected. While
there have not been any reports of ice jam flooding
yet, it can be expected later this week on some of the
streams and creeks and in areas where culverts are
plugged with ice.
High Temperatures Wednesday through Friday Now this is asking her to the dance!
are expected to reach the 40s and 50s with overnight
lows in the higher elevations above freezing. BUZZIFIEDS
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 31. West BUZZ
southwest wind around 6 mph. FOR RENT: 3 bdrm, 1 bath mobile home. $525 plus deposit.
CALL 228-2778 AFTER 2 PM
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 51. Southeast BUZZ
wind 5 to 9 mph. HOUSE FOR RENT: 3 bedroom 1 bath. Newly painted, new
Thursday Night: A 20 percent chance of rain after 11pm. flooring, 2 car garage. $750 + utilities + deposit. Located on the
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 34. South wind 5 to 7 north side. CALL OR TEXT 202-744-4252
mph becoming west after midnight. BUZZ
FOR RENT: Great Rentals in St. Marie at reduced price of $425
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 49. West wind 7 to
to help with gas and driving costs. Nicely renovated units with
15 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.
new hot water heater and furnace to help lower utility costs.
Friday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 26. West Most pets accepted. FOR SALE: Single story, 3 br, 1 bath in
northwest wind 5 to 10 mph becoming light and variable St. Marie. Part of the Condo, new flooring, updated furnace and
in the evening. hot water heater. Priced at $19,500 CALL 406-524-3742 FOR
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 46. South wind MORE INFORMATION
5 to 9 mph becoming east in the morning. BUZZ
FOR SALE: 2 bdrm, 2 bath mobile home. $11,500. CALL 228-
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 27. 2778
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 46. BUZZ
HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS NEEDED: Valley View Home
Sunday Night: A slight chance of rain before 9pm, then
is looking to hire Full time Staff Development Coordinator, LPN
a slight chance of rain and snow between 9pm and
licence or RN license required; Administrative assistant, starting
10pm, then a chance of snow after 10pm. Mostly cloudy,
at $11.50; Also, looking for Helping Hands, starting at $10.00;
with a low around 28.
and Part-time Housekeeper, Activity Aide, Cook and Dietaty
Washingtons Birthday: A chance of rain and snow. Aide. Applications are available at the business office or local
Mostly cloudy, with a high near 42. Job Service. PLEASE CONTACT KARLY KRUCKENBERG,
Monday Night: A slight chance of rain and snow. Mostly ADMINISTRATOR, FOR MORE INFORMATION 228-2461
cloudy, with a low around 26. BUZZ
WANTED: Papered Golden Retriever male to breed with my
Tuesday: A slight chance of rain and snow. Mostly female. Also taking spring orders for 3-6 potted Blue Spruce.
cloudy, with a high near 42. 406-230-1127
Boys Records Girls Records
Malta ............ 8-0, 14-4 Malta ............. 7-1, 17-1
Glasgow ....... 5-3, 7-11 Wolf Point ..... 5-3, 15-3
Poplar ........... 3-5, 7-9 Poplar ........... 5-3, 15-3
Wolf Point ..... 3-5, 3-15 Glasgow ....... 3-5, 12-6
Harlem .......... 1-7, 1-17 Harlem .......... 0-8, 6-12

The Scotty girls have scored

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season while giving up 755
(41.9 ppg).
The Scotty boys have scored
862 points (47.8 ppg) while
giving up 930 (51.6 ppg).
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SAVE A LIFE!
Caring for Our Community Since 1911

Blood Drive
Wednesday
February 22nd
9:00 am-2:00 pm
Large conference
room at FMDH
To schedule your appointment
or for more information please
visit www.redcrossblood.org
and enter sponsor code:
fmdh or call the American
Red Cross at 406-403-0956.

Glasgow Eye Care

Dr. Troy Myers
WILL BE CLOSED
Monday, February 13
Through
Friday, February 24
Appointments or Questions
Call (406) 228-8200
Sorry for any Inconvenience

GLASGOW
SCHOOL MENU
WEDNESDAY
Breakfast
Hot or Cold Cereal Breakfast Bar
Applesauce Milk
Lunch
Club Sandwich w/ Lettuce & Mayo
Broccoli w/ Ranch Oatmeal Cake
Apple Choice Fruit Milk
 A Reading Theatre Production
Sat., Feb. 18, 7:30 pm
Cottonwood Inn
Tickets $25, includes appetizers and
desserts. Cash bar available.
Doors open at 6:30 pm
Sun., Feb. 19, 6:00 pm
Soma-Dis Deli
Tickets $15 (show only)
Deli and Bar open for purchases.

Math counts to these kids! Lionel Bart's OLIVER!

These seven Glasgow Middle School students back row, Emma Miller, Bergen
Miller and Michael Hoyer, front row, Rick Buitron, Riley Smith, Blaire Westby,
Emmalynn Page competed at the Eastern Montana Mathcounts Chapter
competition in Glendive yesterday. Bergen Miller, Blaire Westby, Riley Smith, and
Emmalynn Page placed second as a team and will advance to the State Competition
in Butte on March 9th. Bergen Miller placed first in the countdown round and third
as an individual. Blaire Westby placed 4th as an individual and Riley Smith placed
10th as an individual. This is a fantastic group of kids; Mandy Rasmusan and
Kristen Waarvik have enjoyed coaching them all year!
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Two guys were living in the same So the next day the first guy drives CHOPS ..................................$1.49 lb.
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LUNCH MEAT .............................. 3/$5
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 Glasgow/Fort Peck Chapter
OBITUARY WALLEYES UNLIMITED
Audrey Smith STATE BANQUET
Audrey (Berntson) Smith
passed away Sunday,
AND SPRING CRAFT BAZAAR
February 12, 2017 at the Saturday, April 8, 2017
age of 93. Valley Event Center Glasgow
Audrey, the daughter Spring Craft Bazaar
of Alfred and Norma 9am-3pm........... Local & Statewide Vendors
Berntson, was born March Displaying & Selling Products
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where she and her sisters, 4:30pm .............. Raffles, Games & Silent Auction
Thelma Berntson and Naomi Sherven, were raised and 6:30pm .............. Walleye & Pulled Pork Dinner
$25 for Adults $10 Children 12 & Under
lived through their high school years. Another sister,
Minerva, died in infancy.
Audrey was confirmed June 28, 1936 at the Sanish Stag & Doe $20 or LESS
Lutheran Church and graduated from high school in Night
1940. She attended college for two years at Minot State Thursday Night Bottom Sale
College and received her teaching standard certificate. February 16 This Week Only!
Audrey taught 4th grade at Watford City, ND for two 5:01pm - 9pm
Steak Dinner
years. She also subbed at Sunnyside and Larslan later Mon-Fri 9am ~ 6pm
Saturday 9am ~ 4pm
while living on the farm. just $15.00 After Hours by Appt.
In 1944, Audrey joined the nurses cadet school at Great Food!
the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis. The last six Good Company!
months of her nurses training she worked in Browning,
MT at the Indian Hospital.
Audrey worked as a nurse in the Glasgow Deaconess 2016 TONS
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Alden and Audrey lived on a farm in Richland until
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She was preceded in death by her parents and
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Audrey is survived by her husband Alden, son Leland FMCC, OAC

(Kathy) Smith, and daughter Jacquelyn (Steve) Lund. She
is also survived by 6 grandchildren: Shane Smith, Joel
(Lara) Smith, Alana Zayden, Geoffrey Lund, Jessica Lund,
and Jason Lund; and 5 great-grandchildren: Joey Zayden,
Riley and Annika Smith, and Addison and Aiden Lund.
A visitation will be held on Thursday, February
16th, 2017 with family receiving friends from 6:00 to
8:00 PM at the Bell Mortuary in Glasgow, Montana.
Funeral services will be Friday, February 17th, 2017
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 through the window, and it gently fell onto breeze fell upon your forehead, and so we
your forehead, and so we named you Lily. named you Rose.
Lily smiled at her father, and went Rose smiled, and went back to playing.
backagreed
Breaking News: Bill Gates has to playing.
to pay for Trumps Later that day, the youngest girl in the
On that same
wall... on the condition he gets to install day, Lilys sister, Rose,
windows. family, Cinderblock, walked up to her father
walked up to her
Did you hear about the mathematician whofather and said, Father,
was afraid and said GRRRAAAaaaAAAAaaHHH!!
of negative numbers? THE OBAMA ERA IS OVER

Obama and his supporters loved talking abou

To be frank side of history. History was an inevitable arc that b
The tidal force of demographics had made th
submitted 13 hours ago by lfantine was now possible because we were no longer Ame
smiling gay couples, Muslim women in hijabs and
Id have to get a new ID card. York City coffee house and work at Green Jobs and
The past was gone. We were falling into the g
and outsourced everything. We would become
Disney. It was hot and cold running social justice.
Amendments was just a clever campaign away. Na
A young boy says to his father Dad, our math Presidents were elected by Saturday Night L
teacher is asking to see you. and Samantha Bee were our journalists. Safe spa
What happened? The father asks. aggressions, buddy. No more coal would be mined
Well, she asks me, how much is 7 times 9? I here. The end of the dead white men of the literary
answer 63 , then she asks, and 9 times 7? so I asked and marriage. The end of reason. The end of art. Th
whats the fucking difference? It was time to pardon an endless line of drug deale
Indeed, what is the difference? asks the father. worthless health insurance for wealth redistributio
Sure, Ill go. This was Obamas America. And there was no
The next day, the boy comes home from school. of social transformation. The military fell. Then th
Dad, have you gone by the school? He asks. the 70s or the 80s. A brief moment of foolishness t
Not yet. nostalgic. It wasnt the future. Its already the past.
Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher Scalia died. Hillary Clinton was bound to win
also. races would give her a friendly Senate. And then p
Why? asks the father. Vol.
But6,there is no right
#1 February side of history. There is o
10, 2017
The boy explains, Well we had a gym class today, The Obama era was permanent. It was history
and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my Now it is history.
right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my Its shocking ascendancy has been paired with
right leg, so I did. Now, he says, lift your left leg, so I gone. Its over. It was wiped from the pages of hist
asked What, am I suppose to stand on my cock!? in Republican hands.
Exactly, says the father. Alright, Ill come. It would have been bad enough if Jeb Bush had
The next day, the boy asks his father Did you go to but not a repudiation. Instead Obamas legacy w
the school? Hillary did no good. The public did not vocally re
No, not yet. They brushed past him. They sidelined him. They
Dont bother, I got expelled. biggest accomplishments. They forgot him. They m
Surprised, the father asks Why did you get And that is in its own way far more brutal a
expelled? Instead they dismissed it as if it never existed.
Well, they summoned me to the principals office, Obama didnt make history after all. He wasnt
and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, was Carter and Ford. He was there to be forgotten
and the art teacher. was merely mortal. Just another politician who wil
What the fuck was the art teacher doing there!? Bill Clinton, lonely and lost in a world that has pas
asks the father. The Obama era ends not with a bang, but wi
Thats what I said! replied the boy. didnt really matter so much after all. And those to w
to undo everything he did.
Obama once thought that he belonged to the a
~ Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Journalis
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a
A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up
the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: Remember when you were a kid and when you
What is your name? cried your parents said, Ill give you a reason to cry?
I always thought they were gunna hit me, not that
Flight Attendant: Angela Benz, sir they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years
later.
Businessman: Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes
Benz?

An elderly man was taken to the ER after having a

massive stroke.
After an hour or so, the ER physician came out and
told the family that he was alive, but unfortunaely brain
dead.
Oh, God, cried his elderly wife, we never had a
liberal in the family before!
 Scotty grapplers finish 4th at Divisional, sending 6 to State
Glasgow played host to the Glasgow will be represented weekend.
Eastern BC Divisional Wrestling by six athletes this Friday and Freshman Kaden Zimmerman
Tournament this past Saturday, Saturday at the All-Class Wrestling had a 3rd place finish at 126 pounds.
and it was no major surprise that Tournament held at the Metra in Cale Swanson, also a freshman,
Colstrip would win the team title. Billings. placed 3rd at 138 pounds.
The Colts rounded up 170 At 103 pounds, freshman Jacob And Tony Kaiser, a junior, got
points followed by Huntley Project Meiers placed 3rd. some sweet revenge at 182 pounds
(134), Shepherd (107.5) and right Senior Gabe Hallock placed 2nd as he won a 9-5 decision over Kai
behind the Mustangs in 4th place at 113 pounds, losing to Circles Dole of Huntley project. Tony lost
with 103.5 points were the Scotties. Lincoln Stormer. a tough 4-3 decision to Kai, who
Rounding out the 11 total teams Junior Matt Reyling would pin was ranked 3rd in the state coming
were Baker 85; Wolf Point 54; Bakers Dalton Lecoe in 36 seconds into Divisional, at the Cowboy
Circle 52; Forsyth 38.5; Poplar 28; for the 120-pound title and will be Invitational earlier in the season.
Broadus 26; Frazer 0. gunning for a second state title this Now it gets tough!

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an

idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into
a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found
themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven,
where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
Gentlemen, the Devil started, Due to the fact that
Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit
the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you
can ask me a question which I dont know or cannot
answer, then youre worthy enough to go to Heaven; if
not, then youll come with me to Hell.
The philosopher then stepped up, OK, give me the
most comprehensive report on Socrates teachings.
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next
to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it
was correct. Then, go to Hell! With another snap of
his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
1. Never slap a man whos chewing tobacco.
The mathematician then asked, Give me the most
complicated formula ever theorized! With a snap of
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the
Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
it was correct. Then, go to Hell! With another snap of
Neither works.
his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, Bring me a
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
chair! The Devil brought forward a chair. Drill 7 holes
on the seat. The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he
asked, Which hole did my fart come out from? The
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
Devil inspected the seat and said, The third hole from
the right. Wrong, said the idiot, its from my asshole.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
And the idiot went to heaven.
and put it back into your pocket.

8.
 Why cant T-Rexs High Five?

Because theyre all dead

I tried to force feed my
child. After a while, my
wife said, Use the fork,
Mike, youre not a Jedi.
Mom: Son, why dont you talk to Steven anymore? You used to
be best friends!

submitted 7 hours ago * by riley7832

Son: Well, would you talk to someone who is stupid, does I tried to force feed my
drugs, and is an alcoholic? child while at the zoo...
But nothing would eat
Mom: Of course not! him.

Son: Well, neither would he.

So Wanting to keep dirty old men out of the

little girls room is discrimination? Lets end the
discussion by making all bathrooms unisex one
seaters. Just like grandpas outhouse. Think of all
the jobs this will create... (while costing taxpayers
billions upon billions!)