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Resignation

The employee sends an elaborate resignation letter to their boss detailing their departure from the company. They provide updates on ongoing projects and responsibilities. Additionally, they request to discuss pending compensation and adjusting vacation time with the notice period. In the postscript, the employee reveals the entire letter was a joke and they have no intention of resigning, instead using it to remind the boss of their pending salary appraisal request.

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Resignation

The employee sends an elaborate resignation letter to their boss detailing their departure from the company. They provide updates on ongoing projects and responsibilities. Additionally, they request to discuss pending compensation and adjusting vacation time with the notice period. In the postscript, the employee reveals the entire letter was a joke and they have no intention of resigning, instead using it to remind the boss of their pending salary appraisal request.

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:: Resignation :: Good One ::

 
A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed
to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TATA - BYE BYE". With the
worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-
 
Dear Sir,
 
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative
and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and
you. I am sorry but I had no choice.
 
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High
Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have
been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me
would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care
to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will
appreciate my insight and "big heart".
 
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me,
considering it as a parting gift from you.
Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I
will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear Company. I moving out of town since the new company is
situated in another City.
 
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate
me. But I know your blessings are always with me. "Last but not the least". I also have the Rs.12000
entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you
would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very
much; hence your wish is my command.
 
Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use
this knowledge to write better programs for The new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime
in the future.
If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new
company which I am joining.
 
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
 
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
 
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal"
attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss
this.
 My respect and Best Regards to you! 
Dear XXXX,

I would like to resign from my job with immediate effect. I have taken this decision to pursue another
opportunity that would act as a catalyst in my career.

I would be serving one and a half month notice starting today and would like to be relieved of my
responsibilities by August 15, 2010. I would like to thank you for your support and insights that made my
stint a great learning experience.

I am currently working on the following projects:

 Conducting market research for our proposed product -- slated to be completed by end of this
week.
 Studying the sales trends for the last six months and providing a report -- slated to be completed
by February 8.

I would like to discuss the following when we meet:

 My pending bonus for the current financial year.


 Vacation time and its adjustment with the notice period.

I would like to recommend a few team members for my position and would be happy to train and support
my replacement.

Please let me know of a convenient time to meet and discuss the same.

Yours sincerely,

Abhishek Jain

Team Leader

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