The Wizard of Oz Full Script
The Wizard of Oz Full Script
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The Wizard Of Oz
by
Noel Langley
Florence Ryerson
and Edgar Allen Woolf
FADE IN -- Title:
For nearly forty years this story has given faithful service to the Young
in Heart; and Time has been powerless to put its kindly philosophy out of
fashion.
FADE OUT:
MS -- Dorothy stoops down to Toto -- speaks to him -- then runs down road
to b.g. -- Toto following --
DOROTHY
She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt
you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on --
we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
Come on, Toto.
LS -- Farm yard -- Dorothy enters left b.g. along road -- Toto following
her -- CAMERA PANS right -- she comes forward thru gate -- runs forward
to
Aunt Em and Uncle Henry working at Incubator --
DOROTHY
Aunt Em! Aunt Em!
DOROTHY
Aunt Em!
AUNT EM
Fifty-seven, fifty-eight --
DOROTHY
Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto!
She --
AUNT EM
Dorothy, please! We're trying to count!
Fifty-eight--
DOROTHY
Oh, but Aunt Em, she hit him over the --
UNCLE HENRY
Don't bother us now, honey -- this old
incubator's gone bad, and we're likely to
lose a lot of our chicks.
DOROTHY
Oh -- oh, the poor little things. Oh, but
Aunt Em, Miss Gulch hit Toto right over the
back with a rake just because she says he
gets in her garden and chases her nasty old
cat every day.
AUNT EM
Seventy -- Dorothy, please!
DOROTHY
Oh, but he doesn't do it every day -- just
once or twice a week. And he can't catch
her old cat, anyway. And now she says she's
gonna get the sheriff, and --
AUNT EM
Dorothy! Dorothy! We're busy!
DOROTHY
Oh -- all right.
UNCLE HENRY
Poor little orphan, and her Miss Gulch
troubles. Gosh all hemlock - you know, she
ought to have somebody to play with.
AUNT EM
I know, but we all got to work out our own
problems, Henry.
UNCLE HENRY
Yes.
AUNT EM
Oh, I hope we got them in time.
UNCLE HENRY
Yes.
MLS -- Zeke -- Hunk and Hickory working on wagon -- Hickory and Zeke
lowering bed of wagon into place --
ZEKE
How's she coming?
HUNK
Take it easy.
HUNK
Ow! You got my finger!
ZEKE
Well, why don't you get your finger out of
the way!
MLS -- Zeke and Hickory put wagon bed in place -- Hunk sitting on ground
by wagon -- Dorothy enters -- comes forward to Zeke -- CAMERA TRUCKS
forward on them -- they speak -- Zeke exits left f.g. -- Hunk enters --
speaks to Dorothy -- Hickory exits right -- PAN left as Hunk and Dorothy
go over by wagon -- they speak -- Dorothy exits right -- Hunk hits his
finger with hammer -- whirls around --
HICKORY
Come on - come on - over this way.
ZEKE
Okay.
HICKORY
There you are.
HUNK
Right on my finger!
ZEKE
It's a lucky thing it wasn't your head.
DOROTHY
Zeke, what am I going to do about Miss
Gulch? Just because Toto chases her old
cat --
ZEKE
Listen, honey, I got them hogs to get in.
HUNK
Now lookit, Dorothy, you ain't using your
head about Miss Gulch. Think you didn't
have any brains at all.
DOROTHY
I have so got brains.
HUNK
Well, why don't you use them? When you come
home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place. Then
Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't
get in no trouble. See?
DOROTHY
Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.
HUNK
Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.
HICKORY
Oh! Oh, it feels like my joints are rusted.
Listen, Dorothy, don't let Hunk kid you
about Miss Gulch. She's just a poor
sour-faced old maid that -- she ain't got
no heart left. You know, you should have a
little more heart yourself, and have pity
on her.
DOROTHY
Well, gee, I try and have a heart.
HICKORY
Now look, here's something that really has
a heart. This is the best invention I ever
invented.
DOROTHY
This?
HICKORY
Sure. It's to break up winds, so we don't
have no more dust storms. Can you imagine
what it'll mean to this section of the
country? I'll show you. It works perfectly
now. Here's the principle. You see that fan
-- that sends up air currents into the sky.
These air currents -- Oh, stop it!
DOROTHY
Oh!
HICKORY
Who did it? Now wait a minute.
DOROTHY
Hickory!
HICKORY
Now what happened? I'll bet Hunk did that.
MLS -- Zeke driving pigs into pen -- Dorothy enters in b.g. walks along
railing of pen -- Zeke goes to b.g. -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward -- Zeke
pours
feed into trough --
ZEKE
Say! Get in there before I make a dime bank
out of you! Listen, kid, are you going to
let that old Gulch heifer try and buffalo
you?
ZEKE
She ain't nothing to be afraid of. Have a
little courage, that's all.
DOROTHY
I'm not afraid of her.
ZEKE
Then the next time she squawks, walk right
up to her and spit in her eye. That's what
I'd do!
MLS -- Dorothy on railing -- loses her balance -- falls into pig pen --
DOROTHY
Oh!
MCS -- Zeke reacts -- CAMERA PANS left as he jumps into pen -- takes
Dorothy's foot out of wire -- then picks her up -- CAMERA PANS right as
he
carries her out of pen -- puts her down with Hunk and Hickory -- Zeke
jumps out of pen -- sits down -- wipes his brow --
DOROTHY
Oh! Oh, Zeke! Help! Help me, Zeke! Get
me out of here! Help!
HICKORY
Are you all right, Dorothy?
DOROTHY
Yes, I'm all right. Oh -- I fell in and --
and Zeke --
MCS -- Zeke -- Dorothy -- Hunk and Hickory -- they all look at Zeke --
they laugh -- Aunt Em enters with plate of crullers -- CAMERA TRUCKS
forward on Hunk -- Aunt Em and Hickory -- they speak -- Hunk and Hickory
each take cruller -- go to b.g. -- CAMERA PULLS back as Aunt Em comes
forward to Zeke and Dorothy -- she speaks to Zeke -- CAMERA TRUCKS
forward
as Dorothy and Aunt Em walk to b.g. -- Dorothy takes cruller -- Aunt Em
runs to b.g. --
DOROTHY
Why, Zeke, -- you're just as scared as I am!
HUNK
What's the matter -- gonna let a little old
pig make a coward out of you?
HICKORY
Look at you, Zeke -- you're just as white --
AUNT EM
Here, here, what's all this jabber-wapping
when there's work to be done? I know three
shiftless farm hands that'll be out of a
job before they know it!
HICKORY
Well, Dorothy was walking along the --
AUNT EM
I saw you tinkering with that contraption,
Hickory. Now, you and Hunk get back to that
wagon!
HICKORY
All right, Mrs. Gale. But some day they're
going to erect a statue to me in this town,
and --
AUNT EM
Well, don't start posing for it now. Here,
here -- can't work on an empty stomach.
Have some crullers.
HUNK
Gosh, Mrs. Gale.
AUNT EM
Just fried.
HICKORY
Thanks.
HUNK
Swell.
ZEKE
You see, Dorothy toppled in with the big
Duroc...
AUNT EM
It's no place for Dorothy about a pig sty!
Now you go feed those hogs before they worry
themselves into anemia!
ZEKE
Yes'am.
DOROTHY
Auntie Em, really -- you know what Miss
Gulch said she was gonna do to Toto? She
said she was gonna --
AUNT EM
Now, Dorothy, dear, stop imagining things.
You always get yourself into a fret over
nothing.
DOROTHY
No --
AUNT EM
Now, you just help us out today, and find
yourself a place where you won't get into
any trouble.
DOROTHY
Some place where there isn't any trouble.
MS -- Dorothy and Toto -- she tosses him a piece of the cruller -- Toto
eats it -- Dorothy speaks as she walks forward -- she sings -- leans
against haystack -- then walks over near rake -- CAMERA PANS right --
DOROTHY
Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?
There must be. It's not a place you can
get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far
away -- behind the moon -- beyond the rain --
DOROTHY
(sings)
Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high,
There's a land that I heard of once in a
lullaby.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream really
do....
CS -- Toto by wheel of rake -- listening to song --
DOROTHY o.s.
(sings)
...come true....
DOROTHY
(sings)
...Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind
me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops,
Away above the chimney tops,
That's where you'll find me.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow,
Why then -- oh, why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why can't I?
LS -- Miss Gulch rides forward to front of Gale's home -- stops and gets
off her bicycle as Uncle Henry comes forward --
MISS GULCH
Mr. Gale!
UNCLE HENRY
Howdy, Miss Gulch.
MISS GULCH
I want to see you and your wife right
away....
MCS -- Uncle Henry and Miss Gulch at gate -- they speak -- Uncle Henry
lets go of the gate -- it hits Miss Gulch -- she reacts -- exits left --
Uncle Henry puts paint brush down -- starts out left --
MISS GULCH
... about Dorothy.
UNCLE HENRY
Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
MISS GULCH
What's she done? I'm all but lame from the
bite on my leg!
UNCLE HENRY
You mean she bit you?
MISS GULCH
No, her dog!
UNCLE HENRY
Oh, she bit her dog, eh?
MISS GULCH
NO!
LS -- Int. Gale Sitting room -- Aunt Em and Miss Gulch seated -- Dorothy
enters -- carrying Toto in her arms -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward on them --
PANS to right with Dorothy to Uncle Henry -- then Pans her left to Aunt
Em
and Miss Gulch -- Miss Gulch shows order to Aunt Em -- Uncle Henry enters
-- looks at the order -- Miss Gulch picks up basket -- rises -- Dorothy
screams at Miss Gulch -- Miss Gulch tries to take Toto away from Dorothy
--
Uncle Henry takes Toto -- puts him into basket --
MISS GULCH
That dog's a menace to the community. I'm
taking him to the sheriff and make sure he's
destroyed.
DOROTHY
Destroyed? Toto? Oh, you can't! You
mustn't! Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You won't
let her, will you?
UNCLE HENRY
Of course we won't. Will we, Em?
DOROTHY
Please, Aunt Em, Toto didn't mean to. He
didn't know he was doing anything wrong.
I'm the one that ought to be punished. I
let him go in her garden. You can send me
to bed without supper --
MISS GULCH
If you don't hand over that dog, I'll bring
a damage suit that'll take your whole farm!
There's a law protecting folks against dogs
that bite!
AUNT EM
How would it be if she keeps him tied up?
He's really gentle -- with gentle people,
that is.
MISS GULCH
Well, that's for the Sheriff to decide.
Here's his order allowing me to take him.
Unless you want to go against the law.
UNCLE HENRY
Uhh -- yeah --
AUNT EM
Now, we can't go against the law, Dorothy.
I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go.
MISS GULCH
Now you're seeing reason.
DOROTHY
No --
MISS GULCH
Here's what I'm taking him in -- so he can't
attack me again.
DOROTHY
Oh, no, no! I won't let you take him! You
go away, you....! Oooh, I'll bite you myself!
AUNT EM
Dorothy!
DOROTHY
You wicked old witch! Uncle Henry, Auntie
Em, don't let 'em take Toto! Don't let her
take him -- please!
MISS GULCH
Here! I've got an order! Let me have...
DOROTHY
Stop her!
AUNT EM
Put him in the basket, Henry.
MISS GULCH
The idea!
DOROTHY
Oh, don't, Uncle Henry. Oh, Toto! Don't...
AUNT EM
Almira Gulch, just because you own half the
county doesn't mean you have the power to
run the rest of us! For twenty-three years,
I've been dying to tell you what I thought
of you! And now -- well, being a Christian
woman, I can't say it!
LS -- Miss Gulch riding forward down dirt road on her bicycle -- she
exits
left f.g. --
DOROTHY
Toto, darling! Oh, I got you back! You
came back! Oh, I'm so glad! Toto! Oh,
they'll be coming back for you in a minute.
We've got to get away! We've got to run
away -- quick!
MLS -- Dorothy and Toto on bridge -- Dorothy looks down to f.g. -- Toto
runs forward down path -- exits f.g. --
PROFESSOR
MARVEL
ACCLAIMED BY
The CROWNED HEADS of EUROPE
MLS -- Professor steps down out of wagon -- sees Dorothy -- speaks to her
as he crosses to fire at left -- Dorothy comes forward --
PROFESSOR
Well, well, well -- house guests, huh? And
who might you be? No, no -- now don't tell
me.
PROFESSOR
Let's see -- you're -- you're travelling in
disguise. No, that's not right. I -- you're
-- you're going on a visit. No, I'm wrong.
That's...You're -- running away.
DOROTHY
How did you guess?
PROFESSOR
Professor Marvel never guesses -- he knows!
Now, why are you running away?
DOROTHY
Why --
PROFESSOR
No, no -- now don't tell me. They -- they
don't understand you at home. They don't
appreciate you. You want to see other lands
-- big cities -- big mountains -- big
oceans --
DOROTHY
Why, it's just like you could read what was
inside of me.
PROFESSOR
Yes --
DOROTHY
Please, Professor, why can't we go along
with you?
PROFESSOR o.s.
Well, we -- uh --
DOROTHY o.s.
Oh, Toto, that's not....
DOROTHY
...polite! We haven't been asked yet.
PROFESSOR
He's perfectly welcome. As one dog to
another, huh? Here now -- let's see where
were we?
MCS -- Professor and Dorothy speak -- Professor puts stick down at left
--
PROFESSOR
Oh, yes - you - you wanted to go home, huh?
DOROTHY
Oh, no, I wanted to go along with you.
PROFESSOR
Oh --
DOROTHY
Nobody cares about me at home. They wouldn't
even miss me.
PROFESSOR
Aw, come, come, come --
DOROTHY
No, they won't - honestly.
PROFESSOR
Oh --
DOROTHY
Auntie Em was even going to let them kill
Toto yesterday for biting Miss Gulch. Oh,
please, Professor, why can't we go with you
and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
PROFESSOR
Do you know any? Oh, you mean the thing
-- Yes, well, I -- I never do anything
without consulting my crystal first.
Let's....
PROFESSOR
...go inside here -- we'll -- Just come
along. I'll show you. There you are - right
in there.
PROFESSOR
That's right. Here -- sit right down here.
That's it. Ha ha! This -- this is the same
genuine, magic, authentic crystal used by
the Priests of Isis and Osiris in the days
of the Pharaohs of Egypt -- in which
Cleopatra first saw the approach of Julius
Caesar and Marc Anthony, and -- and so on
-- and so on. Now, you -- you'd better
close your eyes, my child, for a moment --
in order to be better in tune with the
infinite. We -- we can't do these things
without....
PROFESSOR o.s.
...reaching out into the....
PROFESSOR
...infinite. Yes.
PROFESSOR
That's -- that's all right. Now you can
open them. We'll gaze into the crystal.
Ahh -- what's this I see? A house -- with a
picket fence....
PROFESSOR
...and a barn -- with a weather vane and a
-- of a -- of a running horse.
PROFESSOR
No - it's - it's - a crowing rooster.
CU -- Dorothy -- Camera shooting past Professor --
DOROTHY
That's our farm!
PROFESSOR
Oh -- yes.
MCS -- Dorothy and Professor -- He looks into crystal -- then looks down
at photograph --
PROFESSOR
Yes, there's -- there's a woman -- she's....
PROFESSOR
...she's wearing a polka-dot dress....
PROFESSOR
...her face is careworn.
DOROTHY
Yes...That's Aunt Em.
PROFESSOR
Her -- her name is Emily.
DOROTHY
That's right. What's she doing?
PROFESSOR
Well, I -- I can't quite see. Why, she's crying.
DOROTHY
Oh --
PROFESSOR
Someone has hurt her -- someone has just
about broken her heart.
DOROTHY
Me?
PROFESSOR
Well, it's -- it's someone she loves very
much. Someone she's been very kind to.
Someone she's taken care of in sickness.
DOROTHY
I had the measles once -- and she stayed
right by me every minute.
PROFESSOR
Uh-huh.
DOROTHY
What's she doing now?
PROFESSOR
Well, she's - she's going into a little bed....
PROFESSOR
...room --
DOROTHY
Has it poppies on the wall....
DOROTHY
...paper?
PROFESSOR
I said it had poppies on the wall paper! Eh
-- she's -- What's this? Why, she's --
she's putting her hand on her heart -- she's
-- she's dropping down on the....
PROFESSOR
...bed.
DOROTHY
Oh, no -- no!
PROFESSOR
That's all -- the Crystal's gone dark.
DOROTHY
Oh, you....
PROFESSOR
But -- what's this? I thought you were
going along with me.
DOROTHY
Oh, no, no, I have to get to her right....
MCS -- Dorothy picks up Toto -- CAMERA PANS as she comes forward down
steps -- she speaks to Toto -- reacts -- CAMERA PANS left as she runs to
b.g. -- picks up suitcase -- puts Toto to ground -- both run up hill in
b.g. -- wind blowing leaves around --
DOROTHY
...away! Come on, Toto! Oh, what'll I do?
If we go home, they'll send you to the
Sheriff. And if we don't, Aunt Em may --
well, she may die! I know what I'll do -
I'll give you to Hunk. He'll watch out for
you. But we've got to hurry. Goodbye,
Professor Marvel -- and thanks a lot!
MLS -- Professor comes out of wagon -- CAMERA PANS him left to horse --
wind blowing -- Professor looks around -- starts out left with horse --
PROFESSOR
Better get under cover, Sylvester --
there's a storm blowing up -- a whopper, to
speak in the vernacular of the peasantry.
Poor little kid -- I hope she gets home all
right.
MS -- Farm Yard -- chickens fly down into yard -- run to b.g. toward barn
-- wind blowing weeds and dust -- CAMERA PANS up -- Uncle Henry runs
forward -- speaks to Hunk -- Hunk exits into barn at left -- Uncle Henry
comes forward -- CAMERA TRUCKS back to Hickory working on wind machine --
they speak -- then hurry to b.g. -- Zeke in b.g. runs forward -- Hickory
exits into barn --
UNCLE HENRY
Hunk, get them horses loose! Where's
Hickory. Hickory! Hickory! Doggone it!
Hick --
HICKORY o.s.
Right here.
UNCLE HENRY
Hey, what are you doing there?
HICKORY
This is my chance! The cyclone is coming.
Let me show you what my machine can do!
You see, it goes --
UNCLE HENRY
Doggone you! Help Hunk get them horses
loose!
HICKORY
All right - you'll be sorry.
UNCLE HENRY
Go on, hurry up! Hurry up, I tell you!
LS -- Zeke points up to sky -- Hunk and others drive horses out of barn
--
ZEKE
She's here -- it's a twister!
MLS -- Aunt Em runs out of house -- cups hands to her mouth -- calls o.s.
-- runs to b.g. to corner of house -- calls o.s. --
AUNT EM
Dorothy! Dorothy!
MLS -- Dorothy and Toto near fence -- Dorothy looks to b.g. to house --
LS -- Uncle Henry -- Hunk -- Hickory and Zeke -- they turn horse loose --
it runs out right --
UNCLE HENRY
Come on -- everybody in the storm cellar!
MLS -- Dorothy and Toto moving forward against the wind -- weeds and
sticks blowing thru -- Dorothy stops -- picks up Toto --
MLS -- Aunt Em on porch -- Uncle Henry -- Hunk -- Zeke and Hickory run in
-- Aunt Em calls o.s. again -- then all start into storm cellar --
AUNT EM
Henry! Henry! I can't find Dorothy! She's
somewhere out in the storm! Dorothy!
MLS -- Dorothy carrying Toto -- pushes gate open -- makes her way thru
wind -- CAMERA PANS right as she goes up on to porch of house -- chair
and
things blow off the porch -- Dorothy opens screen door -- the door blows
off -- Dorothy exits into house --
MLS -- Zeke and Hunk exit into storm cellar -- close the cellar door --
MLS -- Dorothy in Living room -- CAMERA PANS left as she runs across room
-- calls o.s. -- TRUCKS back as she hurries forward to kitchen -- then
exits door left --
DOROTHY
Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
ELS - The Gale Farm - Cyclone hits it - swirling dust circles house -
ELS - The house spinning up thru dust - other wreckage flying thru -
DOROTHY
We're not on the ground, Toto!
MLS - Shooting thru window - Chicken coop flies thru - then a little old
lady sitting ie rocking chair - knitting -
MS - Dorothy and Toto - Toto barks - jumps down off the bed - (Cow o.s.
mooing)
MCS - Toto looks out from under bed - Cow moos o.s. - he darts back under
the bed -
DOROTHY o.s.
...the cyclone.
CS - Dorothy looking o.s. out window - reacts - CAMERA PANS as she sits
on
edge of bed -
MCS - Dorothy looking o.s. - reacts - puts her hands over her eyes -
MLS -- Dorothy lies face down on the bed -- Miss Gulch floating thru in
b.g. -- disappears --
MS -- the swirling funnel of the cyclone -- the house spins in apart from
the cyclone --
MLS - Dorothy holding Toto in her arms - throws herself down on the bed -
screams -
ELS - The house whirling down thru dust - exits lower right -
MLS -- Dorothy and Toto lying on bed -- the house crashes to ground --
Dorothy screams -- she looks around -- then gets up off the bed -- goes
to
b.g. -- picks up the basket -- opens door --
MCS -- Dorothy walks forward -- looking around o.s. -- CAMERA PANS as she
walks to right f.g. -- exits --
Int. Farm House -- MCS -- Dorothy enters from l.f.g. and opens the door
to reveal Munchkinland -- CAMERA BOOMS forward through the door and
around
to the right -- to shoot down on FULL SHOT of Civic Center of the
Munchkin
Village -- Dorothy looks around confused by it all --
MLS -- Dorothy with Toto in her arms looks about the Village and speaks
--
Munchkins rise before camera in f.g. and watch her --
DOROTHY
Toto -- I've a feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore.
DOROTHY
We must be over the rainbow!
LS -- Dorothy puts Toto down to the ground -- turns to the b.g. -- reacts
and backs slowly toward the camera -- exits right-
DOROTHY
Now I -- I know we're not in Kansas.
MLS -- Glinda -- CAMERA PANS her right to Dorothy and Toto -- CAMERA
TRUCKS forward -- they speak --
GLINDA
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
DOROTHY
Who, me? Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm
Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
GLINDA
Oh! Well....
GLINDA o.s.
...is that the Witch?
DOROTHY
Who, Toto?
MCS -- Glinda and Dorothy -- they speak and look o.s. to l.f.g.--
DOROTHY
Toto's my dog.
GLINDA
Well, I'm a little muddled. The Munchkins
called me because a new witch has just
dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the
East. And there's the house, and here you
are, and that's all...
MCS -- Wicked Witch of the East's feet protruding from under the farm
house --
GLINDA o.s.
...that's left of the Wicked Witch of the
East.
GLINDA o.s.
And so what the Munchkins want to know...
GLINDA
...is, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
DOROTHY
Oh, but I've already told you, I'm not a
witch at all -- witches are old and ugly.
What was that?
GLINDA
The Munchkins. They're laughing because I
am a witch. I'm Glinda, the Witch of the
North.
DOROTHY
You are! Oh, I beg your pardon! But I've
never heard of a beautiful....
DOROTHY o.s.
...witch before.
GLINDA
Only bad witches are ugly.
MCS -- Glinda and Dorothy -- they speak -- Dorothy reacts to noise o.s.
--
CAMERA TRUCKS back -- Munchkins enter from b.g. behind flowers -- Glinda
sings --
GLINDA
The Munchkins are happy because you have
freed them from the Wicked Witch of the
East.
DOROTHY
Oh. But, if you please -- what are
Munchkins?
GLINDA
The little people who live in this land --
it's Munchkinland, and you are their
national heroine, my dear. It's all right
-- you may all come out and thank her. It's
all right now - you may all come out.
GLINDA
(sings)
Come out, come out, wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a
star.
GLINDA
(sings)
She fell from the sky, she fell very far.
And Kansas she says is the name of the star.
MLS -- Munchkins -- one rises from manhole in street -- they sing and
move
toward the r.f.g. --
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Kansas she says is the name of the star.
LS -- Dorothy, Glinda and Toto with them -- Munchkins watch them as they
move to pond -- Glinda sings --
GLINDA
(sings)
She brings you good news. Or haven't you
heard?
When she fell out of Kansas, a miracle
occurred.
DOROTHY
(sings)
It really was no miracle. What happened was
just this:
The wind began to switch -- the house to
pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then, the witch -- to satisfy an itch --
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for...
MLS -- Munchkin dances forward and sings -- others behind him move to him
and sing --
DOROTHY o.s.
(sings)
...a hitch.
A MUNCHKIN
And oh, what happened then was rich!
SEVERAL MUNCHKINS
The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
It landed on the Wicked Witch
In the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation
For the Wicked Witch.
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle
of a ditch
Which
Was not a healthy....
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
....sitch-
Uation for
The Wicked Witch,
Who
Began to twitch
And was reduced
To just a stitch
Of what was once....
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
...The Wicked....
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
...Witch!
MUNCHKIN NO. 1
We thank you very sweetly
For doing it so neatly.
MUNCHKIN NO. 2
You've killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly.
GLINDA o.s.
Let the joyous news be spread
GLINDA
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up, you sleepy head.
Rub your eyes
Get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked...
MLS -- Dorothy in carriage -- CAMERA PANS right slightly with her -- she
exits right as procession of soldiers enter and march to right -- CAMERA
TRUCKS back --
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
...Witch is dead!
She's gone where the Goblins go
Below...Below...Below
Yo -- ho, let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh!
Sing it high
Sing it....
LS -- Carriage with Munchkins following -- CAMERA TRUCKS back slightly as
carriage comes forward to steps at right --
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
...low
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
MLS -- Three Heralds move forward from building -- Mayor enters and comes
forward followed by Barrister and City Fathers -- CAMERA BOOMS back over
Dorothy in carriage in f.g. -- Mayor moves to carriage -- Dorothy steps
from the carriage and Mayor leads her toward the b.g. --
MCS -- Dorothy and Mayor -- Mayor leads her to Barrister and City Fathers
-- turns and speaks -- Barrister and City Fathers and Mayor sing --
MAYOR
As Mayor of the Munchkin City
In the County of the Land of Oz
I welcome you most regally
BARRISTER
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...
MAYOR
To see?
BARRISTER
If she...
MAYOR
If she?
BARRISTER
Is morally, ethic'ly
FATHER NO. 1
Spiritually, physically
FATHER NO. 2
Positively, absolutely
ALL OF GROUP
Undeniably and reliably
Dead!
MCS -- Glinda on dais of fountain -- she looks o.s. to f.g. and smiles --
MLS -- Coroner moves up steps toward the r.f.g. -- CAMERA PANS right
slightly as he moves to Mayor and Dorothy -- unrolls scroll and sings --
scroll reads: CERTIFICATE OF DEATH --
CORONER
As Coroner, I must aver
I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead,
She's really, most sincerely dead.
MLS -- Dorothy, Mayor, Barrister and City Fathers -- Mayor steps forward
and looks to the f.g. and sings --
MAYOR
Then this is a day of Independence
For all the Munchkins and their descendants!
BARRISTER
If any!
MAYOR
Yes, let the joyous news be spread.
MAYOR
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch!
MLS -- Munchkins move up steps to the left -- CAMERA BOOMS up with them
and holds on kids sleeping in nest -- BOOMS on and then down as Munchkins
come forward from between huts and sing and dance --
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Wake up, you sleepy head!
Rub your eyes,
Get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead!
She's gone where the Goblins go
Below...below...below.
Yo ho, let's open up and sing,
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh!
Sing it high,
Sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
MLS -- Soldiers lined up before steps -- three tots move in through line
of soldiers and CAMERA PANS them right entering Dorothy standing on steps
-- they dance and sing -- exit left -- three tough kids come forward --
THREE TOTS
(sing)
We represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby
League,
The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
MCS -- Three Tough Kids look to r.f.g. and sing and dance-
MLS -- Three Tough Kids sing and hand Lollypop to Dorothy standing on
steps at right -- they move to other Munchkins in b.g. -- CAMERA BOOMS up
as they come forward and sing --
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
We welcome you to Munchkinland
Tra la la la la la
Tra la la tra la la
Tra la la la la la la
MAYOR
From now on you'll be history
BARRISTER
You'll be hist...
CITY FATHER
You'll be hist...
MAYOR
You'll be history
GROUP
And we will glorify your name
MAYOR
You'll be a bust...
BARRISTER
Be a bust...
CITY FATHER
Be a bust...
GROUP
In the hall of fame!
MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Tra la la la la
Tra la la tra la la
Tra la la la la la.. . . . . .
DOROTHY
I thought you said she was dead.
GLINDA
That was her sister -- the Wicked Witch of
the East. This is the Wicked Witch of the
West. And she's worse than the other one
was.
MS -- The Wicked Witch turns away from the farm house -- CAMERA PANS,
TRUCKS right with her as she goes to Dorothy and Glinda -- the Munchkins
are prostrate on the ground in b.g. -- The Witch speaks with Glinda and
Dorothy --
WITCH
Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch
of the East? Was it you? Answer me!
GLINDA
Leave her alone!
WITCH
You stay out of this! I'm here for
vengeance! So it was you, was it? You killed
her,....
DOROTHY
No -- No! It was an accident! I didn't mean
to kill anybody!....
DOROTHY o.s.
...Really I didn't!
WITCH
Didn't mean it, eh? Accident, eh? Well, my
little pretty, I can cause accidents, too
-- and this is how I do it!
GLINDA o.s.
Aren't you forget-....
GLINDA
...ting the ruby slippers?
WITCH
The slippers -- yes.....the slippers!
MS -- The Witch of the East's legs protruding from underneath the wrecked
house -- the ruby slippers disappear and the stockings are drawn back
under the house --
CS -- The Witch reacts as she looks down -- then turns, looks back to
o.s.
f.g. -- speaks --
WITCH
They're gone!
MLS -- The Witch kneeling down by the house -- she rises, CAMERA TRUCKS
her right to Dorothy and Glinda -- Glinda stops her, points down to
Dorothy's feet --
WITCH
The ruby slippers! What have you done with
them? Give them back to me, or I'll ---
GLINDA
It's too late! There they....
GLINDA o.s.
...are, and there they'll stay!
MCU -- Dorothy and Glinda -- Dorothy reacts as she looks down -- gasps as
she looks at the Witch o.s., then up at Glinda --
DOROTHY
Oh!
WITCH o.s.
Give me back my slippers!
WITCH
I'm the only one that knows how to use them.
They're of no use to you! Give them back to
me!
WITCH o.s.
Give them back!
GLINDA
Keep tight inside of them -- their magic
must be very powerful, or she wouldn't want
them so badly!
WITCH
You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix
you as well!
GLINDA
(laughs)
Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be
gone, before somebody drops a house on you,
too.
WITCH
Very well -- I'll bide my time -- and as
for you, my fine lady, it's true, I can't
attend to you here and now as I'd like, but
just try to stay out of my way....
WITCH
... -- just try! I'll get you, my....
MCU -- Dorothy and Glinda -- Dorothy reacts as the Witch laughs o.s. --
WITCH o.s.
...pretty, and your little dog, too!
(laughs)
MLS -- The Witch backs away from Dorothy and Glinda as the CAMERA BOOMS
back -- she laughs menacingly -- the Munchkins hug the ground with fear
--
the Witch disappears in a cloud of fire and smoke --
GLINDA
It's all right. You can get up -- she's
gone.
LS- The Munchkins all rise, start to move toward Glinda and Dorothy as
Glinda speaks to them --
GLINDA
It's all right. You can all get up.
MCS -- Glinda and Dorothy -- CAMERA PULLS back as Glinda speaks -- the
Munchkins enter, crowd about the two -- they bow as Glinda mentions the
Wizard of Oz - CAMERA TRUCKS to left as Glinda and Dorothy move down
steps
of fountain dais -- Glinda instructs Dorothy, kisses her on the forehead
--
CAMERA PANS Dorothy left as she walks through the Munchkins to the start
of the Yellow Brick Road --
GLINDA
Pooh -- what a smell of sulphur! I'm afraid
you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked
Witch of the West. The sooner you get out
of Oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my
dear.
DOROTHY
Oh, I'd give anything to get out of Oz
altogether -- but which is the way back to
Kansas? I can't go the way I came.
GLINDA
No -- that's true. The only person who might
know would be the great and wonderful Wizard
of Oz himself!
DOROTHY
The Wizard of Oz? Is he good or is he
wicked?
GLINDA
Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He
lives in the Emerald City, and that's a
long journey from here. Did you bring your
broomstick with you?
DOROTHY
No, I'm afraid I didn't.
GLINDA
Well, then, you'll have to walk. The
Munchkins will see you safely to the border
of Munchkinland. And remember, never let
those ruby slippers off your feet for a
moment, or you will be at the mercy of the
Wicked Witch of the West.
DOROTHY
But, how do I start for Emerald City?
GLINDA
It's always best to start at the beginning
-- and all you do is follow the Yellow Brick
Road.
DOROTHY
But -- what happens if I ---
GLINDA
Just follow the Yellow Brick Road.
DOROTHY
My -- ! People come and go so quickly here!
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the
Yellow Brick Road?
MAYOR
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
1ST MUNCHKIN
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
WOMAN
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
BARRISTER
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
ELS -- Shooting down from high set-up to Dorothy on the Yellow Brick Road
-- the Munchkins all grouped along the border of the road -- CAMERA BOOMS
up as they sing while Dorothy walks around the road --
FIDDLERS
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
FIDDLERS
(sing)
...Yellow Brick
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
ELS -- Dorothy dances down the Yellow Brick Road to the b.g. -- camera
shooting over the heads of the Munchkins in the f.g. as they sing to her
--
she turns, waves to them -- they wave back and Dorothy continues on down
the road as the Munchkins cheer --
FIDDLERS
(sing)
You're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
ELS -- Ext. Cross Roads of Yellow Brick Road -- Dorothy and Toto come
forward along the road from b.g. - CAMERA BOOMS down to left as she
pauses
in the center of the cross roads -- looks about, speaks --
DOROTHY
Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the
Yellow....?
DOROTHY
Now which way do we go?
LS -- Dorothy standing in the center of cross roads -- a Scarecrow on a
pole in the cornfield at right -- he speaks, points to right -- Dorothy
whirls about and looks at him --
SCARECROW
That way is a very nice way.
DOROTHY
Who said that?
DOROTHY
Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows....
DOROTHY
...don't talk.
SCARECROW
It's pleasant down that way, too.
DOROTHY
That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other
way?
SCARECROW o.s.
Of course, people do....
SCARECROW
...go both ways!
DOROTHY
Why....
MLS -- Dorothy looking at the Scarecrow as he nods his head -- she speaks
to him --
DOROTHY
Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you
make up your mind?
SCARECROW
That's the trouble. I can't make up my
mind. I haven't got a brain -- only straw.
DOROTHY
How can you talk if you haven't got a....
DOROTHY o.s.
...brain?
SCARECROW
I don't know. But some people without
brains do an awful lot of talking, don't
they?
DOROTHY
Yes, I guess you're right.
MLS -- Dorothy steps over the fence and into the cornfield -- speaks as
she steps up to the Scarecrow -- CAMERA STARTS forward --
DOROTHY
Well, we haven't really met properly, have
we?
MCU -- Scarecrow --
SCARECROW
Why, no.
DOROTHY
How do you do?
CS -- Dorothy speaks --
DOROTHY
Very well, thank you.
SCARECROW
Oh, I'm not feeling at all well. You see,
it's very tedious being stuck up here all
day long with a pole up your back.
MCU -- Dorothy --
DOROTHY
Oh, dear -- that must be terribly
uncomfortable. Can't you get down?
SCARECROW
Down? No, you see, I'm -- Well, -- I'm --
DOROTHY
Oh, well, here -- let me help you.
SCARECROW
Oh, that's very kind of you -- very kind.
DOROTHY
Well, oh, dear -- I don't quite see....
DOROTHY o.s.
...how I can --
SCARECROW
Of course, I'm not bright about doing
things, but if you'll just....
SCARECROW o.s.
...bend the nail down in the back, maybe
I'll slip off and...
DOROTHY
Oh....
MLS -- Dorothy turns the nail and the Scarecrow falls to the ground --
DOROTHY
...yes.
SCARECROW
Ohhhh --
DOROTHY
Ohh!
SCARECROW
Whhhooops! Ha-ha -- there goes some of me
again!
DOROTHY
Oh -- does it hurt you?
SCARECROW
Oh, no -- I just keep picking it up and
putting it back in again.
DOROTHY
Ohhh --
SCARECROW
My, it's good to be....
MLS -- Dorothy screams as the Scarecrow whirls about and falls over the
cornfield fence -- she rushes to him -- the CAMERA TRUCKS forward as she
kneels beside him -- they speak --
SCARECROW
...free!
DOROTHY
Oh! Oh! Ohhh!
SCARECROW
Did I scare you?
DOROTHY
No, No -- I -- I just thought you hurt
yourself.
SCARECROW
But I didn't scare you?
MCU -- Dorothy -- shooting past the Scarecrow in left f.g. --
DOROTHY
No -- of course not.
MCU -- The Scarecrow reacts, speaks -- shooting past Dorothy in the right
f.g. --
SCARECROW
I didn't think so.
MCS -- The Scarecrow and Dorothy seated by fence -- a crow flies in from
left and alights on the Scarecrow's shoulder --
SCARECROW o.s.
Boo! Scat!
SCARECROW
Boo! You see, I can't even scare a crow!
They come from miles....
SCARECROW o.s.
...around just to eat in my field and laugh
in my face!
SCARECROW
Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a
brain.
DOROTHY
Well, what would you do with a brain if you
had one?
MCS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy -- shot favoring the Scarecrow -- they speak
-- he begins to sing -- CAMERA PULLS back as he rolls down to the Yellow
Brick Road -- Dorothy rises, moves to him -- holds him up as he starts to
fall --
SCARECROW
Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could --
(sings)
I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain.
DOROTHY
(sings)
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
SCARECROW
(sings)
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk
before,
And then I'd sit -- and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry...
SCARECROW
(sings)
...Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain!
MCS - The Scarecrow seated on curb of road as Dorothy looks down at him -
CAMERA PULLS back as he feels about his coat - Dorothy points to some of
his straw on the road - a crow flies into the scene and lands near the
straw - the Scarecrow reacts -
MCS - The Scarecrow trembles with fear as Dorothy tries to comfort him -
MLS - The Scarecrow dances back to right along the road as the CAMERA
PULLS back, PANS right with him - Dorothy rushes to him, stops him and
points o.s. to left -
MCS - Dorothy and the Scarecrow looking o.s. to left - the Scarecrow
reacts, assures Dorothy - then the CAMERA PULLS back as he dances
forward,
gains momentum and runs out to left -
LS - The Scarecrow runs to left, makes a big jump over the cornfield as
the CAMERA PANS with him -
MLS - The Scarecrow jumps in from right and lands in the cornfield -
several crows fly out of the corn -
MS - Dorothy runs forward to the fence, reacts as she looks o.s. to f.g.
-
MS - The Scarecrow moves to right through the corn stalks - CAMERA TRUCKS
right - he bends down, finds his straw and stuffs it back into his coat -
MLS - The Scarecrow runs forward, jumps into the air and flies out to
right f.g. -
LS - The Scarecrow soars over the field to the road - Dorothy waves to
him
MS - The Scarecrow falls into the scene as he lands on the Yellow Brick
Road - CAMERA PULLS back as Dorothy rushes to him - the Scarecrow begins
to dance again, doing a series of splits -
CS - Toto jumps on a pumpkin, starts it rolling out onto the Yellow Brick
Road at right - CAMERA PANS right -
LS - Toto follows the pumpkin as it rolls forward down the road - CAMERA
PULLS back between the Scarecrow's legs - the pumpkin hits the Scarecrow,
hitting the Scarecrow up out of scene - Dorothy looks on, frightened -
MS - CAMERA PANS down with the Scarecrow as he falls back toward the road
-
exits out of shot -
MLS - The Scarecrow falls back into scene and lands on the Yellow Brick
Road - he runs out to left -
MLS - CAMERA PULLS back before the Scarecrow as he dances forward,
bumping
into one side of fence, then bouncing from that to the fence on the other
side of road, then back to the fence at left, and so on down the road -
CAMERA PANS right with him as he runs forward past Dorothy and falls
through a fence which breaks under his weight -
REVERSE ACTION shot of Scene 93 (MLS - CAMERA PULLS back before the
Scarecrow as he dances forward, bumping into one side of fence, then
bouncing from that to the fence on the other side of road, then back to
the fence at left, and so on down the road - CAMERA PANS right with him
as
he runs forward past Dorothy and falls through a fence which breaks under
his weight)
MLS - The Scarecrow bounces off a fence rail and starts to dance forward
down the road as he sings - CAMERA PULLS back ahead of him - Dorothy
entered - he sings to her - some straw falls from his coat - the
Scarecrow
slumps to the ground - Dorothy starts to bend down -
SCARECROW
(sings)
Gosh, it would be awful pleasin'
To reason out the reason
For things I can't explain.
Then perhaps I'll deserve you,
And be even worthy erv you
If I only had a brain.
MLS -- Ext. Yellow Brick Road -- Dorothy rushes to the Scarecrow lying on
the road -- she picks up some of his straw -- kneels by him --
DOROTHY
Wonderful! Why, if our Scarecrow back in
Kansas could do that, the crows'd be scared
to pieces!
SCARECROW
They would?
DOROTHY
Um-hmm.
SCARECROW
Where's Kansas?
DOROTHY
That's where I live. And I want to get back
there so badly I'm going all the way to
Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help
me.
SCARECROW
You're going to see a Wizard?
DOROTHY
Um-hmm.
SCARECROW
Do you think if I went with you this Wizard
would give me some brains?
DOROTHY
I couldn't say. But even if he didn't,
you'd be no worse off than you are now.
SCARECROW
Yes -- that's true.
DOROTHY
But maybe you'd better not. I've got a
witch mad at me, and you might get into
trouble.
SCARECROW
Witch? Huh! I'm not afraid of a witch!
I'm not afraid of anything --- except a
lighted match.
DOROTHY
I don't blame you for that.
SCARECROW
But I'd face a whole box full of them for
the chance of getting some brains. Look --
I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat
a thing -- and I won't try to manage things,
because I can't think. Won't you take me
with you?
DOROTHY
Why, of course I will!
LS -- Dorothy and the Scarecrow rise from the road -- the Scarecrow jumps
up -- yells -- Dorothy holds him up -- they speak -- they start to sing
--
CAMERA BOOMS to left as they walk down the road and exit to b.g. --
SCARECROW
Hooray! We're off to see a Wizard!
DOROTHY
Oh -- well -- you're not starting out very
well.
SCARECROW
Oh, I'll try! Really, I will.
DOROTHY
To Oz?
SCARECROW
To Oz!
BOTH
(sing)
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was
If ever oh ever a Wiz there was,
The Wizard of Oz
Is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
DOROTHY
Oh -- apples -- Oh look! Oh. Oh ---
MCS -- Dorothy standing by the First Tree -- she picks an apple off --
reacts as the tree takes the apple back and slaps Dorothy's hand --
DOROTHY
Ouch!
TREE
What do you think you're doing?
DOROTHY
We've been walking a long ways and I was
hungry and -- Did you say....
FIRST TREE
She....
MLS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy standing before the First Tree as it speaks
to the Second Tree in b.g. --
FIRST TREE
...was hungry! Well, how would you like to
have someone come along and pick something
off of you?
MCU -- Scarecrow and Dorothy react, speak as they look o.s. at the tree
--
DOROTHY
Oh, dear -- I keep forgetting I'm not in
Kansas.
SCARECROW
Come along, Dorothy -- you don't want any
of those apples. Hmm!
FIRST TREE
What do you mean - she doesn't want any of
those apples? Are you hinting my apples
aren't what they ought to be?
SCARECROW
Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like
little green....
MCU -- The Tree reacts, makes a grab for the two o.s. --
SCARECROW o.s.
...worms!
TREE
Oh....
MLS -- The First Tree grabs for the two -- the Scarecrow fights him off
as
Dorothy runs out to right f.g. -- the Scarecrow follows her out --
TREE
...you...
SCARECROW
Go -- Go!
TREE
...Oh -- Help -- let me out. I'll give you
little green....
MCS -- Dorothy -- the Scarecrow backs in from left f.g. -- gestures at
the
Trees o.s. -- speaks -- then makes faces at the trees --
TREE o.s.
...worms.
SCARECROW
I'll show you how to get apples.
TREE o.s.
You can't....
TREE
...do that to me! I'll....
MCS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy react as the apples begin to hit them -- the
Scarecrow falls back to the road --
TREE o.s.
...show you!
TREES
You can't do that! You can't do that! Hey!
SCARECROW o.s.
Hooray!
SCARECROW
Hooray! I guess that did it! Help yourself.
DOROTHY
Oh --
MS -- Dorothy comes forward as she picks up the apples -- CAMERA PANS and
TRUCKS forward as she starts to pick up two apples -- she sees a tin foot
-- reacts -- examines it -- CAMERA PULLS back and BOOMS up as she stands
up by the Tin Man -- Scarecrow comes in from left -- CAMERA PULLS back as
they examine him -- he tries to speak -- Dorothy picks up the oil can --
DOROTHY
Why, it's a man! A man made out of tin!
SCARECROW
What?
DOROTHY
Yes. Oh -- look --
TIN MAN
Oil can.....Oil can....
DOROTHY
Did you say something?
TIN MAN
Oil can....
SCARECROW
Oil can what?
DOROTHY
Oil can? Oh -- oh, here it is!
MCS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy examine the Tin Man -- he tries to speak --
they oil him about the mouth --
DOROTHY
Where do you want to be oiled first?
TIN MAN
My mouth -- my mouth!
SCARECROW
He said his mouth.
DOROTHY
Here -- here --
SCARECROW
The other side....
DOROTHY
Yes --- there.
TIN MAN
Mm.....mm...mm....
MCS -- Dorothy and Scarecrow listen as the Tin Man starts to speak --
Dorothy starts to pull the axe arm of the Tin Man down -- Scarecrow oils
him --
TIN MAN
...m...m...my, my, my, my goodness -- I can
talk again! Oh -- oil my arms, please -- oil
my elbows.
DOROTHY
Oh...
MLS -- Dorothy lowers the right arm of the Tin Man so that it hangs
naturally -- Scarecrow busy with the oil can -- the Tin Man begins his
story --
TIN MAN
Oh --
DOROTHY
...Oh, did that hurt?
TIN MAN
No -- it feels wonderful. I've held that
axe up for ages. Oh ---
DOROTHY
Oh, goodness! How did you ever get like
this?
TIN MAN
Oh -- well, about a year ago -- I was
chopping that tree -- minding my own
business -- when suddenly it started to
rain....
MCS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy listen to the Tin Man -- he grows weak --
they work his arms back and forth -- Scarecrow oils his neck for him --
Dorothy raps on the Tin Man's chest -- they react -- Tin Man explains,
then steps backward toward tree --
TIN MAN
...and right in the middle of a chop, I...I
rusted solid. And I've been that way ever
since.
DOROTHY
Well, you're perfect now.
TIN MAN
My...my neck. My...my neck. Perfect? Oh
-- bang on my chest if you think I'm
perfect. Go ahead -- bang on it!
DOROTHY
Oh --!
SCARECROW
Beautiful! What an echo!
TIN MAN
It's empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me
a heart.
TIN MAN
No heart.
DOROTHY
Oh --
TIN MAN
All hollow. Oh --
CS -- Tin Man falls back as Scarecrow and Dorothy enter to help him -- he
holds them off -- begins to sing --
TIN MAN
(sings)
When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle.
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human,
If I only had a heart.
MCU -- Tin Man leans over toward Dorothy and sings as CAMERA PANS left
slightly -- then leans back --
TIN MAN
(sings)
I'd be tender -- I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art
I'd be friends with sparrows...
TIN MAN
(sings)
...And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me....a balcony....Above a voice
sings low.
TIN MAN
I hear a beat....how sweet!
Just to register emotion
Jealousy -- Devotion --
And really feel the part,
I could stay young and chipper,
And I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart...!
MLS -- Dorothy, Tin Man and Scarecrow -- the Tin Man Comes forward as he
starts his dance -- Dorothy and Scarecrow -- CAMERA PULLS back -- he
stops
as one of his joints sticks -- Dorothy oils it -- Tin Man comes forward a
few more steps, then the other knee sticks -- they oil that for him -- he
thanks them -- CAMERA PULLS back, PANS left as he runs backwards down the
road and starts his dance --
MCS -- Dorothy and Scarecrow watching o.s. to left f.g.
MLS -- Shooting past Scarecrow and Dorothy at right to the Tin Man as he
dances before them --
MLS -- CAMERA PANS slightly with the Tin Man as he dances about -- he
taps
his chest, makes the whistle in his funnel hat blow -- then continues to
dance --
MCS -- Dorothy and the Scarecrow look at each other with amazement as
they
watch the dance of the Tin Man -- Dorothy whispers to the Scarecrow --
MLS -- The Tin Man dancing -- he jumps forward slightly, folds his arms,
then locks in that position -- starts to lean to left --
MLS -- CAMERA PANS Dorothy and Scarecrow as they rush to left to help the
Tin Man -- they catch him in time -- he starts to fall in the other
direction -- they rush around to catch him, but he now starts to fall to
the other side -- this business is repeated -- then CAMERA PANS to right
as the Tin Man stumbles toward b.g. -- Scarecrow tries to get out of the
way and falls over -- Dorothy grabs the Tin Man's hand --
DOROTHY
Oh --
MCS -- The Tin Man sits down -- Dorothy reacts, speaks with him --
Scarecrow enters from left -- Dorothy oils the Tin Man some more, then
asks him to go to the Emerald City, too -- then all react as the Witch
laughs o.s. -- they rise to their feet as CAMERA PANS up to the right to
the Witch standing on the roof of Tin Man's cottage --
DOROTHY
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are you all
right?
TIN MAN
I'm afraid I'm a little rusty yet.
DOROTHY
Oh, dear -- That was wonderful! You know
-- we were just wondering why you couldn't
come to Emerald City with us to ask the
Wizard of Oz for a heart.
TIN MAN
Emerald City? Why, that's a long and
dangerous journey. And it might rain on the
way.
SCARECROW
But you've just been saying how much you want
a heart.
DOROTHY
And I'll keep the oil-can handy.
TIN MAN
Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't get me one
when we got there?
DOROTHY
Oh, but he will! He must! We've come such
a long way already.
(Witch laughs o.s.)
TIN MAN
Ohh -- what's that? Oh --
WITCH
You call that long?
MLS -- The Witch on the Tin Man's roof -- she speaks as she looks o.s. to
f.g. --
WITCH
Why, you've just begun! Forgotten about me,....
MCS - Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow react as the Witch speaks o.s. -
WITCH o.s.
...eh? Well, I haven't forgotten about you!
WITCH
Helping the little lady along, are you, my
fine gentlemen?
WITCH o.s.
Well, stay away from her!
WITCH
Or I'll stuff a mattress with you!
MCS -- Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow -- Tin Man points to the trembling
Scarecrow -- then the Tin Man reacts -- points to himself --
WITCH o.s.
And you! I'll use you for a bee-hive!
(laughs)
WITCH
Here, Scarecrow! Want to play ball?
WITCH
And as for you, my little....
MLS - Tin Man putting out the fire as Dorothy helps the Scarecrow, who is
rolling about in the grass - she reacts as Witch speaks o.s. -
WITCH o.s.
...Dorothy, I wish....
WITCH o.s.
...you luck with the Wizard of Oz. And a....
WITCH
...happy journey back to Kansas!
MS -- The Tin Man -- Dorothy and Scarecrow looking o.s. -- CAMERA TRUCKS
forward on them -- Tin Man and Scarecrow speak -- snap their fingers --
Tin Man reacts to buzzing sound --
SCARECROW
I'm not afraid of her. I'll see you get
safely to the Wizard now, whether I get a
brain or not! Stuff a mattress with me!
Hah!
TIN MAN
I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I
get a heart of not. Bee-hive -- bah! Let
her try and make a bee-hive out of me! You
know -- Hmm? What's that?
MLS - Tin Man and Scarecrow sitting down - Dorothy in b.g. near tree -
comes forward as Tin Man and Scarecrow rise - she speaks - reacts when
she
sees bee on her arm - turns around as Tin Man takes bee off her arm -
TIN MAN
Oh! They're - they're gone now.
DOROTHY
Oh, goodness! Did any of them sting you?
TIN MAN
I - I guess they tried to, but they bent
their stingers.
DOROTHY
Oh, dear. I don't know what I'd do if a
whole swarm kept -- Oh! Oh! Oh, there's one
on me!
TIN MAN
Oh - I'll get it!
DOROTHY
Oh! Oh!
CS - Scarecrow - Dorothy and Tin Man - Tin Man looks at dead bee in his
hand - speaks and cries -
DOROTHY
Oh --
TIN MAN
Oh, see - I killed it. Oh, I killed that
poor little honey bee!
DOROTHY
Oh-oh-
TIN MAN
It's only a man without a head who could do
a thing like that. Poor little bee.
DOROTHY
Oh, there....
DOROTHY
...there. Don't cry. There.
DOROTHY
As a matter of fact, that's just an old
drone bee, and it would have died....
DOROTHY o.s.
...anyway.
TIN MAN
Yes?
DOROTHY o.s.
You put it out of its misery.
TIN MAN
Oh.
DOROTHY o.s.
It's....
DOROTHY
...just that the Witch is so wicked. I don't
think you two ought to come with me because
you'll get into trouble.
SCARECROW
Oh, you don't think we're going to stand by
and let her get away with fireballs and
bees, do you?
TIN MAN
No, sir!
SCARECROW
No, sir!
DOROTHY
Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever
had! And it's funny, but I feel as if I've
known you all the time. But I couldn't
have, could I?
SCARECROW
I don't see how. You weren't around when I
was stuffed and sewn together, were you?
TIN MAN
And I was standing over there rusting for
the longest time.
DOROTHY
Still, I wish I could remember. But, I
guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know
each other now, don't we?
SCARECROW
That's right.
TIN MAN
We do.
SCARECROW
To Oz?
TIN MAN
To Oz!
MLS -- Scarecrow -- Dorothy and Tin Man -- CAMERA PANS right as they
dance
down to brick road -- Scarecrow picks up basket -- CAMERA TRUCKS back as
they dance forward -- then turn and go up road to b.g. -- exit --
THE THREE
(sing)
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was.
If ever, oh ever a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
LS -- Int. Dark and Eerie Forest -- Tin Man -- Dorothy and Scarecrow
walking forward down brick road --
MCS -- Tin Man -- Dorothy and Scarecrow stop -- look around off screen --
Dorothy frightened -- speaks --
DOROTHY
I don't like this forest! It's -- it's
dark and creepy!
SCARECROW
Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll
get darker before it gets lighter.
DOROTHY
Do -- do you suppose we'll meet any wild
animals?
TIN MAN
We might.
DOROTHY
Oh --
SCARECROW
Animals that -- that eat straw?
TIN MAN
Some -- but mostly lions, and tigers, and
bears.
CU -- Dorothy reacts --
DOROTHY
Lions?
SCARECROW
And tigers?
TIN MAN
And bears.
DOROTHY
Oh! Lions and tigers and bears!
MLS -- Tin Man -- Dorothy and Scarecrow walk forward along brick road --
CAMERA PANS them to right -- they react to growl o.s. --
DOROTHY
Oh, my!
DOROTHY
Oh, my!
DOROTHY
Oh, my!
DOROTHY
Oh, my!
DOROTHY
Oh, my!
(screams)
MCS -- Tin Man -- Dorothy and Scarecrow frightened -- speak -- look o.s.
--
react --
TIN MAN
And bears!
DOROTHY
What sort of an animal is that?
TIN MAN
It-it-it-it - it's a huge one!
SCARECROW
D-d-d-don't be fr-fr-frightened. I - I'll -
I'll protect you. Oh, look!
CU -- Lion growling --
CS -- Scarecrow trembling --
CU -- Lion growling --
CU -- Lion growling --
LION
Put 'em up! Put 'em....
LION
...up! Which one of you first? I'll fight
you both together if you want! I'll fight
you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll
fight you standing on one foot.
MCS -- Lion speaks -- CAMERA PANS him to right to Tin Man -- Dorothy in
b.g. --
LION
I'll fight you with my eyes closed. Oh --
pulling an axe on me, eh?
TIN MAN
Here -- here. Go 'way and let us alone!
LION
Oh, scared, huh?
LION o.s.
Afraid, huh?
MCS -- Lion and Tin Man -- Lion speaks and laughs -- CAMERA PANS him to
left to Scarecrow -- Dorothy in b.g.
LION
How long can you stay fresh in that can?
(laughs)
Come on -- get up and fight, you shivering
junk yard! Put your hands up, you lop-sided
bag of hay!
SCARECROW
Now that's getting personal, Lion.
TIN MAN
Yes -- get up and teach him a lesson.
SCARECROW
Well -- what's -- wrong with you teaching
him?
TIN MAN
Well -- well --, I hardly know him.
CS -- Toto barking --
LION
Well, I'll get you, anyway, Pee-Wee.
MLS -- Lion and Dorothy -- Toto runs into shrubs -- Lion starts after him
-- Dorothy picks up Toto -- comes forward over to Scarecrow and Tin Man
--
CAMERA PANS left as Lion starts for Toto -- Dorothy slaps his hand -- he
backs away -- crying --
DOROTHY
Shame on you!
MCU -- Lion -- Camera shooting past Dorothy at left f.g. -- Lion crying
--
speaks --
LION
What -- what did you do that for? I didn't
bite him.
DOROTHY
No, but you tried to.
CS -- Dorothy and Lion -- CAMERA PULLS back -- Scarecrow and Tin Man
enter
at left -- Dorothy speaks to Lion -- he cries and speaks --
DOROTHY
It's bad enough picking on a straw man, but
when you go around picking on poor little
dogs --
LION
Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did
you? Is my nose bleeding?
DOROTHY
Well, of course not. My goodness, what a
fuss you're making. Well, naturally, when
you go around picking on things weaker than
you are -- Why, you're nothing but a great
big coward!
LION
You're right -- I am a coward.
LION
I haven't any courage at all. I even scare
myself. Look at the circles under my eyes.
LION
I haven't slept in weeks.
TIN MAN
Why don't you try counting sheep?
LION
That doesn't do any good -- I'm afraid of 'em.
SCARECROW
Oh, that's too bad. Don't you think the
Wizard could help him, too?
DOROTHY
I don't see why not. Why don't you come
along with us? We're on our way to see the
Wizard now. To get him a heart.
TIN MAN
And him a brain.
DOROTHY
I'm sure he could give you some courage.
LION
Well, wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen
in the company of a cowardly lion? I would.
DOROTHY
No, of course not.
LION
Gee, that's -- that's awfully nice of you.
My life....
MLS -- Dorothy and Group -- Dorothy puts Toto down -- Lion Sings as the
four walk and dance along brick road to right -- CAMERA TRUCKS with them
--
LION
...has been simply unbearable.
DOROTHY
Oh.
LION
(sings)
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy
When you're born to be a sissy,
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess --
Be a lion not a mou-ess --
If I only had the nerve
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
I'm just a dande-lion --
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard --
TIN MAN
(sings)
I'd be gentle as a lizard --
SCARECROW
(sings)
I'd be clever as a gizzard --
DOROTHY
(sings)
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
CS -- Tin Man and Scarecrow sing -- CAMERA PANS to right to Dorothy and
Lion --
SCARECROW
(sings)
Then I'm sure to get a brain --
TIN MAN
(sings)
A heart --
DOROTHY
(sings)
A home --
LION
(sings)
The nerve.
MLS -- Scarecrow -- Tin Man -- Dorothy and Lion sing as they dance
forward
along brick road -- CAMERA TRUCKS ahead --
ALL
(sing)
Oh, we're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was....
LS -- Dorothy -- Lion -- Tin Man and Scarecrow dance down brick road to
b.g. -- all exit --
ALL
(sing)
...If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does!
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
WITCH
A-hah!
(laughs)
So! You won't take warning, eh? All the
worse for you, then. I'll take care of you
now instead of later! Hah! When I gain
those ruby slippers, my power will be the
greatest in Oz! And now, my beauties!
Something with poison in it, I think. With
poison in it, but attractive to the eye --
and soothing to the smell!
(laughs)
Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!
MCS -- Dorothy -- Lion -- Tin Man and Scarecrow all looking o.s. --
Dorothy speaks --
DOROTHY
There's Emerald....
ELS -- Shooting over Poppy Field to towers of Emerald City -- Dorothy and
Group in f.g. --
DOROTHY
...City! Oh, we're almost there at last!
At last!
DOROTHY
It's beautiful, isn't it? Just like I knew
it would be. He really must be a wonderful
Wizard to live in a City like that!
LION
Well, come on, then. What are we waiting
for?
SCARECROW
Nothing! Let's hurry!
LS -- Dorothy -- Tin Man -- Scarecrow and Lion run to b.g. thru poppy
field --
DOROTHY
Yes -- let's run!
LION
Yes.
MLS -- Tin Man -- Scarecrow -- Dorothy and Lion running forward thru
Poppy
Field -- CAMERA TRUCKS right --
MS -- Tin Man and Scarecrow running thru poppies -- CAMERA TRUCKS right
--
both gesture --
SCARECROW
Come on -- come on --
TIN MAN
Hurry -- hurry --
ELS -- Scarecrow and Tin Man running forward thru poppy field -- Lion in
b.g. -- Dorothy enters in far b.g. -- Scarecrow and Tin Man stop on hill
--
call and gesture
SCARECROW
Oh! Oh, come on, come on!
TIN MAN
Look -- you can see it here. It's wonderful!
SCARECROW
Emerald City!
MLS -- Dorothy running slowly to right -- CAMERA PANS her to Lion -- Tin
Man and Scarecrow -- Dorothy staggers -- puts her hand to her head --
DOROTHY
Oh -- Oh -- what's happening? What is it?
DOROTHY
I can't run anymore. I'm so....
DOROTHY o.s.
...sleepy.
SCARECROW
Here -- give us your hands, and we'll pull
you....
SCARECROW
...along.
DOROTHY
Oh, no -- please. I have to rest for just
a minute. Toto!
DOROTHY o.s.
Where's Toto --
MLS -- Dorothy and Group -- Dorothy lies down among the poppies --
SCARECROW
Oh, you can't rest now -- we're nearly there!
LION
What did she -- do that for?
The images of Lion - Tin Man - Scarecrow and Dorothy in Crystal - they
speak - CAMERA TRUCKS back showing Witch and Nikko standing near crystal
-
Witch laughs and speaks - the images fade out - Nikko exits - CAMERA
TRUCKS forward on Witch -
SCARECROW
Hey, Dorothy!
TIN MAN
Dorothy!
LION
Dorothy!
TIN MAN
Dorothy! You can't sleep here! You can't
sleep in the middle of a field!
WITCH
(laughs)
Call away! Call away! She won't hear any of
you again! And there's nothing you can do
about it, either.
(laughs)
Bring me my wishing cap! I'll call the
Winged Monkeys to fetch me those slippers!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! It worked very
smoothly!
TIN MAN
(crying)
Oh - oh, poor Dorothy!
SCARECROW
Don't cry -- you'll rust yourself again!
LION
Comin' to think of it, forty winks wouldn't
be bad.
SCARECROW
Don't you start it, too!
TIN MAN
Oh! We ought to try and carry Dorothy.
SCARECROW
I don't think I could, but we could try.
TIN MAN
Let's.
SCARECROW
Yes.
TIN MAN
Oh -- now look at him! This is terrible!
SCARECROW
Here, Tin Man -- help me.
MLS -- Tin Man and Scarecrow -- Dorothy and Lion lying among poppies --
Tin Man and Scarecrow react -- call for help --
SCARECROW
Oh, this is terrible -- can't budge her an
inch! This is a spell, this is!
TIN MAN
It's the Wicked Witch! What'll we do?
Help! HELP!
SCARECROW
It's no use screaming at a time like this!
Nobody will hear you! Help!
SCARECROW o.s.
Help! Help!
SCARECROW o.s.
Look - It's snowing! It isn't snowing. It
couldn't be! But it is! No, it isn't! Yes,
it is! Oh, maybe that'll help!
CS -- Dorothy lying among poppies -- snow falling on her -- she opens her
eyes --
SCARECROW o.s.
Oh, but it couldn't help.
SCARECROW
It does help. Dorothy, you're waking up!
DOROTHY
Oh --
LION
Oh -- unusual weather we're having, ain't
it?
DOROTHY
Look! He's rusted again. Oh, give me the
oil can -- quick! Oh-oh, quick!
SCARECROW
Yes -- there --
DOROTHY
Oh -- here quick -- oh! - we'll oil him up.
SCARECROW
-- A hot water bottle would be good if we
had one.
DOROTHY
Oh, he's been crying! Why have you been --
WITCH
Curse it! Curse it! Somebody always helps
that girl! But shoes or no shoes, I'm still
great enough to conquer her. And woe to
those who try to stop me!
DOROTHY
Come on -- let's get out of here! Look --
Emerald City is closer and prettier than
ever!
VOICES o.s.
You're out of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
Keep straight ahead for....
MLS -- Dorothy -- Lion -- Scarecrow and Tin Man arm in arm tramping to
right -- CAMERA TRUCKS right --
VOICES
(sing)
...The most glorious place --
WITCH
To the Emerald City -- as fast as lightning!
ELS -- The Witch flying on broomstick -- CAMERA PANS as she circles tower
-- then flies out left --
MS -- Dorothy -- Tin Man -- Lion and Scarecrow at gate -- they ring the
bell --
CU -- Doorman pops head thru little window in door -- looks down o.s. --
speaks --
DOORMAN
Who rang that bell?
DOORMAN
Can't you read?
SCARECROW
Read what?
DOORMAN
The notice!
DOORMAN
It's on the door -- as plain as the nose on
my face! It -- Oh --
DOORMAN
Well, that's more like it. Now, state your
business!
DOROTHY
Well, then -- how do you know there is one?
DOORMAN
Because he -- I -- Oh, you're wasting my
time!
DOROTHY o.s.
Oh, please! Please....
DOROTHY
...sir. I've got to see the Wizard! The
Good Witch of the North sent me!
DOORMAN
Prove it.
SCARECROW
She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave
her.
DOORMAN o.s.
Oh....
DOORMAN
...so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why
didn't you say that in the....
DOORMAN o.s.
...first place? That's a horse....
DOORMAN
...of a different color! Come on in!
CABBY
Cabby! Cabby! Just what you're looking
for! Take you any place in the City, we
does.
DOROTHY
Well, would you take us to see the Wizard?
CABBY
The Wizard? The Wizard? I -- can't --
Well -- Yes, of course. But first I'll
take you to a little place where you
can....
MCS -- Dorothy -- Lion -- Tin Man and Scarecrow -- CAMERA PULLS back as
they climb into cab -- Dorothy looks at horse -- reacts -- speaks to
Cabby
-- CAMERA TRUCKS back as Cabby drives forward -- singing -- people wave
to
Cabby --
CABBY o.s.
...tidy up a bit -- what?
DOROTHY
Oh, thank you so much. We've been gone
such a long time, and we feel so mess --
What kind of a horse is that? I've never
seen a horse like that before!
CABBY
No -- and never will again, I fancy.
There's only one of him, and he's it. He's
the Horse of a Different Color, you've heard
tell about.
(sings)
Ha -- ha -- ha --
Ho -- ho -- ho --
And a couple of tra -- la -- las.
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz.
Bzz -- bzz -- bzz --
Chirp -- Chirp -- Chirp --
And a couple of la -- di....
CABBY
(sings)
...das --
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
We get up at twelve....
MCS -- Cabby driving cab as he sings -- Dorothy -- Lion and others in cab
-- crowd following --
CABBY
(sings)
...And start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch....
CABBY
(sings)
...And then at two we're done
Jolly good fun!
Ha -- ha -- ha --
Ho -- ho -- ho --
And a couple of tra -- la -- las.
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Ha -- ha -- ha --
Ho -- ho -- ho --
Ha -- ha -- ha -- ha --
That's how we laugh the day away
With a ho -- ho -- ho
Ha -- ha -- ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
MLS -- Three Masseurs filling the Scarecrow with new straw -- they sing
as
they work -- CAMERA TRUCKS back to left showing men polishing the Tin Man
-- they sing -- CAMERA TRUCKS back showing girls doing Dorothy's hair --
they sing -- CAMERA PANS left showing girls clipping the Lion -- all sing
-- Dorothy -- Tin Man and Scarecrow -- Lion rises -- the Four of them
start out -- CAMERA PANS left --
MASSEURS
(sing)
Pat, pat here,
Pat, pat there,
And a couple of brand new strawz.
That's how we keep you young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz.
POLISHERS
(sing)
Rub, rub here,
Rub, rub there,
And whether you're tin or brahz.
That's how we keep you in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
MASSEUSE
(sings)
We can make a dimpled smile out of a
frown --
DOROTHY
(sings)
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
MASSEUSE
Uh-huh.
DOROTHY
Jolly old town!
MANICURISTS
(sing)
Clip, clip here,
Clip, clip there.
We give the roughest clawz
LION
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
SCARECROW
Ha -- ha -- ha --
TIN MAN
Ho -- ho --ho
DOROTHY
Ho -- ho --ho -- ho
LION
Hah!
ALL
(sing)
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
That's how we laugh....
LS -- Dorothy and Group come out into Street -- all singing -- CAMERA
TRUCKS back as they start forward -- Dorothy looks up to sky -- reacts --
ALL
(sing)
...the day away -- Ha -- ha -- ha -- (etc.)
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
Ha -- ha -- ha --
Ho -- Ho - ho --
DOROTHY
It's the Witch! She's followed us here!
TIN MAN
Can't that female take no for an answer?
DOROTHY
Oh --
CUE VOICE
S-u-r-r-e-n-d-e-r- Dorothy or die! W. W. W.
OZ WOMAN
Dorothy? Who's Dorothy?
OZ WOMAN
The Wizard will explain it!
MAN
To the Wizard!
MAN
To the Wizard!
DOROTHY
Dear, whatever shall we do?
SCARECROW
Well, we'd better hurry if we're going to
see the Wizard!
GUARD
Here -- here -- here -- wait a minute! Wait
a minute! Stop - stop - stop! It's all
right!
GUARD
Every -- It's all right! Everything is all
right! The Great and Powerful Oz has got
matters well in hand - I hope -- So you can
all go....
GUARD
...home -- and there's nothing to worry
about.
MLS -- Dorothy -- Tin Man -- Scarecrow and Lion making their way thru
crowd -- CAMERA PANS them to right to Guard on steps --
GUARD o.s.
Get out of here now -- go on! Go on home
-- I - I -- go home.
DOROTHY
If you please, sir. We want to see the
Wizard right away -- all four of us.
GUARD
Orders are -- nobody can see the Great Oz!
Not nobody -- not nohow!
DOROTHY
Oh, but we must!
MS - Guard - Camera past Dorothy and Group in b.g. - Guard speaks and
gestures -
GUARD
Orders are - not nobody! Not nohow!
GUARD
He's in conference with himself on account
of this....
GUARD
...trouble with the Witch. And even if he
wasn't you wouldn't have been able to see
him anyway on account of nobody has - not
even us in the Palace!
MS - Dorothy - Tin Man - Scarecrow and Lion - Camera shooting past Guard
at right -
DOROTHY
Oh, but -- but please. It's very important.
LION
And -- and I got a permanent just for the
occasion.
GUARD
Not nobody! Not....
GUARD o.s.
...nohow!
GUARD
Pardon me. We've gotta change the guards.
MS - Guard - Camera shooting past Dorothy and Group - CAMERA PANS right
as
Guard crosses to Sentry house - sentry house revolves -
MLS - Guard steps out of Sentry house - CAMERA PANS left as he comes
forward to Dorothy and Group - CAMERA TRUCKS forward -
GUARD
Now - what do you want?
GUARD
Not nobody! Not....
GUARD
...nohow!
TIN MAN
That's what the other man said.
SCARECROW
But she's Dorothy!
CS -- Guard reacts -- speaks -- Camera past Dorothy and Scarecrow in
f.g. --
GUARD
The Witch's Dorothy? Well -- that makes a
difference. Just wait here -- I'll announce
you at once.
At the Palace Gates -- MCS -- Tin Man, Dorothy, Scarecrow and the Lion as
they look o.s. to right, react -- they speak -- the Lion moves away from
them and steps up on the terraced garden -- CAMERA BOOMS forward to left
--
he starts to sing --
SCARECROW
Did you hear that? He'll announce us at
once! I've as good as got my brain!
TIN MAN
I can fairly hear my heart beating!
DOROTHY
I'll be home in time for supper!
LION
In another hour, I'll be King of the Forest.
Long Live the King!
(sings)
If....
LION
(sings)
...I were King of the Forest,
Not Queen, not Duke, not Prince....
MLS -- The Scarecrow, Dorothy and Tin Man group about in front of the
Lion
as he sings --
LION
(sings)
My regal robes of the forest....
LION
(sings)
Would be satin, and not cotton, and not
chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
LION
(sings)
...I'd click my heel
All the trees would kneel
And the mountains bow
And the bulls kowtow
LION
(sings)
And the sparrow would take wing
'F -- I...'f -- I...were King!
MS - The Guard opens the peep window of the doors and looks o.s. to f.g.
- reacts to the song - CAMERA TRUCKS forward on him -
LION o.s.
(sings)
Each rabbit would show respect to me. The
chipmunks...
LION
(sings)
...genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash
I would show compash
For every underling.
'F -- I...'f -- I --- were King
Just King!....
ALL
(sing)
Each rabbit would show respect to him
The chipmunks genuflect to him
SCARECROW
And his wife would be Queen of the May.
MCS - Lion -
LION
I'd be monarch of all I survey....
LS - Scarecrow, Dorothy and Tin Man bow -- then a carpet is rolled down
in
front of the Lion -- all come forward as the CAMERA PULLS back -- Dorothy
acts as flower girl -- they come forward to royal robe -- it is placed on
the Lion, as they turn about, then start back to the throne -- the Tin
Man
crowns the Lion with a half of a flower pot --
LION
(sings)
Monarch of all I survey....
LION
(sings)
Mah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah --
hah -- hah -- hah -- ha-narch!
(laughs)
Of all I survey!
MLS -- Scarecrow, Dorothy and Tin Man bow before the Lion as he concludes
-- Dorothy kneels, speaks -- Lion moves down from the terrace garden and
comes forward as the others question him -- CAMERA TRUCKS back to right
with them -- Lion starts up the Palace steps --
DOROTHY
Your Majesty, if you were king
You wouldn't be afraid of anything?
LION
Not nobody, not nohow!
TIN MAN
Not even a rhinoceros?
LION
Imposserous!
DOROTHY
How about a hippopotamus?
LION
Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomamus!
DOROTHY
Supposin' you met an elephant?
LION
I'd wrap him up in cellophant!
SCARECROW
What if it were a brontosaurus?
LION
I'd show him who was King of the Fores'!
ALL
How?
LION
How?
LION
Courage!
What makes a King out of a slave? Courage!
LION
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
Courage!
CU - The Guard sticks his head out of the peep window in the gates -
looks
o.s. to f.g. - CAMERA TRUCKS forward on him -
LION o.s.
What makes the elephant charge his tusk
In the misty....
MCU -- Lion --
LION
...mist, or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage!
LION
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
Courage!
What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
Courage!
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the "ape" in apricot?
What have they got that I ain't got?
MCS -- Shooting past the Lion to the Scarecrow, Dorothy and Tin Man --
they all speak --
ALL
Courage!
LION
You can say that again! Hah. Huh!?
MS -- Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow standing in front of Lion -- all
react as the Guard comes forward from b.g. -- roars at them -- then
enters
the palace -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward as Dorothy begins to cry -- the
others
try to comfort her --
GUARD
Go on home! The Wizard says go away!
ALL
Go away?
DOROTHY
Oh --
SCARECROW
Looks like we came a long way for nothing.
DOROTHY
Oh -- and I was so happy! I thought I was
on my way home!
TIN MAN
Don't cry, Dorothy!
CU -- The Guard looks out through the peep window to o.s. f.g. - CAMERA
TRUCKS forward --
SCARECROW o.s.
We certainly are! How? How are we?
CS -- Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow grouped about Dorothy - Lion and
Scarecrow speak -- Dorothy speaks as she sobs --
LION
Would...would it do any good if I roared?
SCARECROW
Who at?
LION
I don't know.
DOROTHY
Auntie Em was so good to me -- and I never
appreciated it. Running away -- and hurting
her feelings.
DOROTHY
Professor Marvel said she was sick. She may
be dying -- and -- and it's all my fault!
CU -- The Guard, with streams of tears pouring down his cheeks --
CU -- Dorothy sobbing --
DOROTHY
Oh, I'll never forgive myself! Never --
never -- never!
GUARD
Oh, oh -- please don't cry any more. I'll
get you into the Wizard somehow. Come on.
I had an Aunt Em myself once.
LION
Wait a minute, fellahs. I was just
thinkin'. I really don't want to see the
Wizard this much. I better wait for you
outside.
SCARECROW
What's the matter?
TIN MAN
Oh, he's just ascared again.
DOROTHY
Don't you know the Wizard's going to give
you some courage?
LION
I'd be too scared to ask him for it.
DOROTHY
Oh, well, then -- we'll ask him for you.
LION
I'd sooner wait outside.
DOROTHY
But why? Why?
LION
Because I'm still scared!
DOROTHY
Oh, come on.
LION
Ohh!
SCARECROW
What happened?
LION
Somebody pulled my tail.
SCARECROW
Oh, you did it yourself!
LION
I -- Oh --
SCARECROW
Here -- Come on.
LION
What was that?
DOROTHY
Our echo.
OZ'S VOICE
Tap - tap - tap - tap - What was that -
that - that? Our echo - echo - echo.
MLS - The Lion starts to bolt, but the others grab him - Dorothy speaks
as
they face down corridor to b.g. - Voice of Oz heard -
DOROTHY
Oh, come on - come on! We'll soon find the
Wizard!
OZ'S VOICE
The Wizard - The Wizard - The Great and
Powerful Wizard of Oz - Oz - Oz-Oz - Oz -
Oz - Oz - Oz!
ELS -- Shooting down the corridor to the doors at the end -- they open as
the voice of Oz booms out --
OZ'S VOICE
The Great Wizard of Oz. Come forward!
MS -- Scarecrow, Lion, Dorothy and Tin Man come forward - the Lion
speaks,
hides his eyes --
LION
Tell me when it's over! Oh!
ELS -- The four move down the corridor to the b.g. --
LS -- Int. Throne Room -- The Four enter through door at left -- CAMERA
PANS them right as they move toward center of room -- they react as they
see the throne in the b.g. -- flame and smoke belching forth from the
throne --
LION
Oh! Look at that! Look at that! Oh --
Ohhhh -- I want to go home -- I want to go
home!
OZ'S VOICE
I am Oz, the Great and Powerful!
OZ'S VOICE
Who are you?
LS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
Who are you?
MLS -- The Four react with fear -- the others shove Dorothy forward --
she
comes forward, speaks --
DOROTHY
I -- If you please, I - I am Dorothy,
DOROTHY
...the small and meek. We've come to ask
you --
OZ'S VOICE
Silence!
DOROTHY
Ohhh -- Jiminy Crickets!
ELS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
The Great and Powerful Oz knows why you
have come. Step forward,....
MLS -- The Four -- the Tin Man shakes, speaks - comes wobbling forward --
OZ'S VOICE
...Tin Man!
TIN MAN
Ohhhh -- it's me!
LS - Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
You dare to come to me for a heart, do you?
You clinking, clanking, clattering
collection of caliginous....
MCU -- Tin Man trembling with fear -- he speaks, then reacts as the Voice
booms out -- turns to run --
OZ'S VOICE
...junk!
TIN MAN
Ohhhh -- yes...yes, sir -- Y-Yes, your
Honor. You see, a while back, we were
walking down the Yellow Brick Road, and --
OZ'S VOICE
Quiet!
TIN MAN
Ohhhhhh!
LS -- The Tin Man runs back to Dorothy, Lion and the Scarecrow as flames
pour from the throne in b.g. -- the Voice speaks -- the Scarecrow almost
collapses -- then moves forward and salaams in front of the throne --
OZ'S VOICE
And you, Scarecrow, have the effrontery to
ask for a brain?
MLS -- Scarecrow kneeling in f.g. as the other three watch from the b.g.
--
he speaks -- salaams --
OZ'S VOICE
You billowing bale of bovine fodder!
SCARECROW
Y-Yes -- Yes, Your Honor -- I mean, Your
Excellency -- I -- I mean -- Your Wizardry!
LS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
Enough!
MLS -- Scarecrow rises, runs back to Lion, Tin Man and Dorothy --
OZ'S VOICE
...Uh -- And you,....
LS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
...Lion!
MLS -- Scarecrow, Dorothy, Lion and Tin Man -- the Lion groans with fear
as he comes slowly forward --
LS -- Throne --
MLS -- The Lion falls to the floor -- Dorothy and the others run forward
to him --
DOROTHY
Oh -- Oh -- Oh!....
MCS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy bending over Lion -- Dorothy reacts, turns
and speaks as she looks toward the throne o.s. in f.g. --
DOROTHY
...You ought to be ashamed of yourself --
frightening him like that, when he came to
you for help!
ELS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
Silence!....
MLS -- The Four -- Dorothy and Scarecrow sit down as they react to Oz's
Voice --
OZ'S VOICE
...Whippersnapper!
MLS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
The beneficent Oz has every intention of
granting....
MCS -- Scarecrow and Dorothy bending over Lion -- the Lion revives, sits
up, speaks -- Dorothy starts to pull him up --
OZ'S VOICE
...your requests!
LION
What's that? What'd he say?
DOROTHY
Oh -- Oh, come on.
LION
Huh? What'd he say?
MS -- Dorothy helps the Lion to his feet -- the four of them listen as Oz
speaks --
OZ'S VOICE
But first, you must prove yourselves worthy
by performing a very small task.
LS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch...
OZ'S VOICE
...of the West.
TIN MAN
B-B-B-B-B-But if we do that, we'll have to
kill her to get it!
LS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
Bring me her broomstick, and I'll grant your
requests.
OZ'S VOICE
Now, go!
LION
But -- but what if she kills us first?
OZ'S VOICE
... I ....
MLS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
...said, -Go!
FADE OUT:
HAUNTED FOREST
WITCHES CASTLE
1 MILE
I'D TURN
BACK IF I
WERE YOU!
MCS -- Dorothy -- Scarecrow -- Lion and Tin Man looking at sign -- Lion
reads -- nods -- turns to b.g. -- Tin Man and Scarecrow stop him -- the
others shake their head -- CAMERA TRUCKS back as they walk forward again
--
Lion growling -- they react to noise o.s. --
LION
"I'd turn back if I were you."
(growls)
MS -- Dorothy -- Scarecrow -- Lion and Tin Man react -- Lion runs to b.g.
-- Scarecrow and Tin Man catch him -- carry him forward -- he cries --
TIN MAN
From now on, we're on enemy ground. You
should have something to protect yourself
with.
LION
She - she can have my Witch Remover.
DOROTHY
Does it work?
LION
No, but it's wonderful for threatening with.
DOROTHY
Oh --
SCARECROW
Oh, here - give me that thing!
MS - Dorothy and Group react - speak - net flies out of Lion's hand - all
react -
SCARECROW
Oh, did - did you see that?
TIN MAN
Oh - look out.
SCARECROW
You know something?
SCARECROW
I believe they're spooks around here.
TIN MAN
That's ridiculous! Spooks -- that's....
LION
Don't you believe in spooks?
MS -- Dorothy and group -- Tin Man goes up out of scene -- others react
--
TIN MAN
No. Why only -- Oh --
DOROTHY
Oh! Oh, Tin Man! Oh!
DOROTHY
Oh -- Oh --
SCARECROW
Oh -- are you -- are you all right?
LION
I do believe in spooks, I do believe in
spooks. I do -- I do -- I do -- I do -- I
do -- I....
LION
...do believe in spooks. I do believe in
spooks! I do -- I do -- I do -- I do -- I
do -- I do!
WITCH
(laughs)
You'll believe in more than that before
I've finished with you. Take your army to
the Haunted Forest, and bring me that girl
and her dog! Do what you like with the
others, but I want her alive and unharmed!
They'll give you no trouble, I promise you
that. I've sent a little insect on ahead
to take the fight out of them. Take special
care of those ruby slippers. I want those
most of all. Now, fly! Fly! Bring me that
girl and her slippers! Fly! Fly! Fly!
LS - Dorothy - Scarecrow - Tin Man and Lion walking forward thru Haunted
Forest - Lion yells -
LION
What's that? What's that? Take it away -
take it away - Take it away!
(cries)
TIN MAN
Hold still - hold still --
MLS - Scarecrow - Dorothy - Tin Man and Lion - Dorothy jumps as Jitterbug
bites her leg - Tin Man speaks - all start forward - Tin Man yells -
Dorothy takes bug off his neck - Bug bites Scarecrow - he jumps in the
air
- falls to ground - jumps up again - CAMERA PANS the Four to right - they
react to quivering trees and noise - CAMERA TRUCKS back - Dorothy and
others tremble and move about as they sing -
DOROTHY
Oh! Something bit me, too!
TIN MAN
Now come on - you're acting silly --
(yells)
SCARECROW
Oh, come on now - everybody --
(yells)
DOROTHY
(sings)
Did you just hear what I just heard?
LION
(sings)
That noise don't come from no ordinary bird.
DOROTHY
It may be just a cricket
Or a critter in the trees.
TIN MAN
It's giving me the jitters
In the joints around my knees.
CS - Scarecrow and Tin Man - CAMERA PANS to right to Lion and Dorothy -
each sing -
SCARECROW
Oh, I think I see a jijik
And he's fuzzy and he's furry
I haven't got a brain
But I think I ought to worry!
TIN MAN
I haven't got a heart
But I got a palpitation.
LION
As Monarch of the Forest
I don't like the situation.
DOROTHY
Are you gonna stand around
And let 'em fill us full of horror?
LION
I'd like to roar 'em down --
But I think I lost my roarer.
LS - Dorothy - Lion - Scarecrow and Tin Man running around - the tree
quivering -
MS - Scarecrow - Tin Man - Lion and Dorothy huddled together - looking
o.s. -
TIN MAN
It's a whozis.
SCARECROW
It's a whozis?
LION
It's a whatzis.
TIN MAN
It's a whatzis?
LION
Whozat?
TIN MAN
Whozat?
SCARECROW
Whozat?
MCS - Scarecrow - Tin Man - Lion and Dorothy - Dorothy steps forward -
sings - CAMERA PANS right as she dances back near Lion -
DOROTHY
Whozat?
Who's that hiding
In the tree top?
It's that rascal
The Jitter Bug.
Should you catch him
Buzzin' round you
Keep away from
The Jitter Bug!
Oh, the bats....
DOROTHY
...and the bees
And the breeze in the trees
Have a terrible, horrible buzz.
But the bats and the bees
And the breeze in the trees
Couldn't do what the Jitter Bug does.
So be careful
Of that rascal
Keep away from --
ALL
Bug-bug-a-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-a-boo!
ALL
In a twitter
In the throes
SCARECROW
Oh, the critter's
Got me dancin' on a thousand toes.
TIN MAN
Thar she blows!
LS -- The Winged Monkeys fly down into forest -- CAMERA PANS RIGHT as
they
fly down near Dorothy and group running to b.g. --
ELS -- Shooting down as the Winged Monkeys land -- Dorothy and group exit
far b.g. --
LS -- The Winged Monkeys capturing the group -- Dorothy runs out right --
MLS -- The Winged Monkeys running after Dorothy -- CAMERA PANS right --
LS -- Dorothy runs forward -- two Winged Monkeys after her -- they exit
right f.g. --
TIN MAN
Go away now!
SCARECROW
Help! Help!
LION
Why, I'll -- Foul! Foul!
MCS -- Toto barking -- Winged Monkey picks him up -- CAMERA PANS right as
he flies out with Toto --
ELS -- Army of Winged Monkeys flying to right over the Haunted Forest --
SCARECROW
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
TIN MAN
Oh! Well, what happened to you?
SCARECROW
They tore my legs off, and they threw them
over there! Then they took my chest out,
and they threw it over there!
TIN MAN
Well, that's you all over.
LION
They sure knocked the stuffings out of you,
didn't they?
SCARECROW
Don't stand there talking! Put me together!
We've got to find Dorothy!
TIN MAN
Now, let' s see -- this goes -- Oh, I wish
I were better at puzzles.
LION
Wait a minute. This is the left one. He
walks bad enough already.
TIN MAN
Oh, poor Dorothy. We may never see her
again.
SCARECROW
Who do you suppose they were? And where did
they take her? A fine thing - to go to
pieces at a time like this!
TIN MAN
Now, now, don't fret.
SCARECROW
Oh, dear, dear.
TIN MAN
We'll get you together!
WITCH
What a nice little dog! And you, my dear.
What an unexpected pleasure! It's so kind
of you to visit me in my loneliness.
DOROTHY
What are you going to do with my dog? Give
him back to me!
WITCH
All in good time, my little pretty -- all
in good time.
DOROTHY
Oh, please give me back my dog!
WITCH
Certainly -- certainly -- when you give me
those slippers.
DOROTHY
But the Good Witch of the North told me not
to.
WITCH
Very well! Throw that basket in the river
and drown him!
DOROTHY
No! No -- no! Here -- you can have your
old slippers -- but give me back Toto.
WITCH
That's a good little girl. I knew you'd
see reason.
WITCH
Ahh! Ah!
DOROTHY
I'm sorry. I didn't do it! Can I still
have my dog?
WITCH
No! Fool, that I am! I should have
remembered -- those slippers will never
come off, as long as...
WITCH o.s.
...you're alive.
DOROTHY
What are you gonna do?
WITCH
What do you think I'm going to do? But
that's not what's worrying me -- it's how
to do it. These things must be done
delicately....
CS -- Toto sticks his head out of basket --
WITCH o.s.
...or you hurt the spell.
DOROTHY
Run, Toto, run!
WITCH
Catch him, you fool!
LS -- Toto running forward down steps -- Nikko after him -- CAMERA PANS
down to left with Toto --
DOROTHY o.s.
Run, Toto, run!
MLS -- Toto running to b.g. -- spears fall around him -- Toto runs up
among rocks in b.g. --
DOROTHY o.s.
Run, Toto, run!
DOROTHY
He got away! He got away!
MCS -- Dorothy and Witch -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward on them - Witch speaks
to Dorothy -- CAMERA TRUCKS as Witch hurries to b.g. --
WITCH
Ohhh! Which is more than you will! Drat
you and your dog! You've been more trouble
to me than you're worth, one way or another
-- but it'll soon be over now!
MCS -- Witch picks up huge hour glass -- turns it over -- speaks --
WITCH
Do you see that? That's how much longer
you've got to be alive! And it isn't....
CU -- Dorothy crying --
WITCH o.s.
...long, my pretty! It isn't long!
WITCH
I can't wait forever to get those shoes!
CU -- Hour Glass-
MLS - Toto runs forward - looks o.s. - barks - exits left f.g. -
MS -- Ext. Haunted Forest -- the Lion and the Tin Man put the Scarecrow
back together -- they speak -- then react, look off to right as they hear
Toto barking o.s.
TIN MAN
There. Now, that's the best we can do
without any pins.
LION
Yeah --
SCARECROW
Oh, don't worry about me. I'm all right. We
must worry about Dorothy.
TIN MAN
But how can we find her? We don't even know
where she is. Look! There's....
LS -- Toto comes running forward through forest -- CAMERA PANS him left
to
the Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow --
SCARECROW
Why, don't you see? He's come to take
us....
MLS -- The Tin Man, Scarecrow and Lion react, rise -- Toto barks, leads
them as they run down trail to right b.g. -- CAMERA PANS with them --
SCARECROW
...to Dorothy!
TIN MAN
Oh --
SCARECROW
Come on, fellows!
Int. Tower Room -- Close on the hour glass on the table -- CAMERA PULLS
back to reveal Dorothy standing by the table as she watches the sand run
through the glass -- she looks about desperately --
ELS -- The Tin Man, Scarecrow and Lion making their way over rocky
hillside -- Toto barks as he waits for them
CU -- Toto makes his way over top of the rocks -- barks -- exits out to
right --
MS -- The Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow struggling up the rocks -- the Tin
Man slips --
ELS -- The Tin Man slips off the side of the rocks -- hangs to the Lion's
tail to keep from falling -- the Scarecrow tries to help him --
LION
Oh -- Oh -- Oh -- I....
MS -- the Tin Man hanging to Lion's tail -- they speak -- Scarecrow tries
to get up to help them both --
LION
...I -- I -- I hope my strength holds out.
TIN MAN
I hope your tail holds out. Oh --
DOROTHY
(sings)
Someday, I'll wake and rub my eyes
And in that land beyond the skies
You'll find me ----
CU -- Toto makes his way over the top of the rocks and exits out to right
-- The Lion's head appears, followed by that of the Tin Man and Scarecrow
-- they look o.s. to f.g. -- Lion points, speaks --
LION
What's that? What's that?
MCU -- Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow peering over the rocks, they speak --
Lion reacts as he watches down o.s. to f.g. --
SCARECROW o.s.
That's the castle of the Wicked Witch!
Dorothy's in that awful place!
TIN MAN
Oh, I hate to think of her in there. We've
got to get her out.
(cries)
SCARECROW
Don't cry now. We haven't got the oil-can
with us and you've been squeaking enough as
it is.
LION
Who's them? Who's them?
MCU -- Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow peering over the rocks -- they speak
--
the Lion tries to turn back, but others grab him, push him forward --
SCARECROW
I've got a plan how to get in there.
LION
Fine. He's got a plan
SCARECROW
And you're going to lead us.
LION
Yeah. Me?
SCARECROW
Yes, you.
LION
I -- I -- I -- I -- gotta get her outta
there?
SCARECROW
That's right.
LION
All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy --
Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch -- guards
or no guards -- I'll tear 'em apart.
(growls)
I may not come out alive, but I'm going in
there. There's only one thing I want you
fellows to do.
LION
Talk me out of it.
TIN MAN
No, you don't.
SCARECROW
Oh, no!
LION
No? Now, wait a minute.
TIN MAN
You don't neither --
SCARECROW
Up!
LION
Now...
CU -- Hour glass --
AUNTIE EM
Dorothy -- Dorothy -- where are you? It's
me -- it's Auntie Em. We're trying to find
you. Where are you?
DOROTHY
I -- I'm here in Oz, Auntie Em. I'm locked
up in the Witch's castle....and I'm trying
to get home to you, Auntie Em! Oh, Auntie
Em, don't go away! I'm frightened! Come
back! Come back!
WITCH
Auntie Em -- Auntie Em -- come back! I'll
give you Auntie Em, my pretty!
(laughs)
MS -- Lion, Scarecrow and Tin Man and Lion moving along among the rocks
--
they stop -- CAMERA STARTS forward --
CU -- Toto barks --
MCS -- Scarecrow quiets Toto -- then CAMERA PANS up over the Scarecrow,
Lion and Tin Man as three Winkie Guards appear over the rocks in b.g. --
CAMERA BOOMS back as they start forward toward the three, who are
whispering together --
SCARECROW
Sssh -- Toto -- be quiet -- (etc.)
MCS -- Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man whispering together -- the Lion looks
around, sees the Winkies in back of them -- CAMERA BOOMS back as the Lion
tries to speak -- but is speechless with fright -- the Guards jump
forward, seize the three and they disappear behind the rocks -- legs and
arms seen as they fight --
CU -- Hour Glass --
MLS- Int. Tower Room -- Dorothy trying to open one of the doors -- CAMERA
TRUCKS forward --
MCS -- Tin Man, Scarecrow and Lion enter up from behind the rocks -- all
are dressed in Winkie Guard uniforms - they speak -
SCARECROW
Whew! That wasn't my plan - but something
happened, didn't it?
TIN MAN
You put up a great fight, Lion.
SCARECROW
Yeah --
TIN MAN
I don't know what we'd have done without
you.
LION
Hah. I - I must have bitten you a couple of
times.
MCS -- Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow watching from the rocks -- they speak
--
come forward behind the rocks as the CAMERA TRUCKS back with them --
SCARECROW
Come on -- I've got another idea.
LION
Do -- do you think it'll be polite --
dropping in like this?
TIN MAN
Come on -- come on.
LS -- The Winkies marching into the castle -- the Tin Man, Lion and
Scarecrow join the end of the line, the Lion in the rear -- as they march
toward the castle, the Lion has trouble keeping his tail under the
uniform
-- CAMERA TRUCKS forward as they enter the castle, Toto following -- the
drawbridge is pulled up --
LS - Int. Entrance Hall of Castle - camera shooting down from high set-up
as the Winkies march into the hall - CAMERA BOOMS down on the file to
Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Lion, who are at the end of the file
CU - Hour Glass -
MCS - Int. Tower Room - Dorothy seated on steps near the crystal - she
sobs -
Int. Hallway -- LS -- The Lion, Scarecrow and Tin Man duck back into a
recess in the wall -- the rest of the Winkies continue on to exit --
TIN MAN
Where do we go now?
LION
Yeah.
SCARECROW
There!
LS -- Toto runs up the stairs from the hall as the Lion, Scarecrow and
Tin
Man run forward from b.g. and start up the stairs after Toto --
SCARECROW
Wait! We'd better make sure. Dorothy, are
you in there?
LION o.s.
It's us!
DOROTHY
Yes, it's me! She's locked me in!
DOROTHY
Oh, I knew you'd get here in time!
MCS -- Int. Hallway -- The Lion speaks to Scarecrow and Tin Man as they
move excitedly about --
LION
Listen, fellows. It's her. We gotta get
her out! Open this door!
CS - Int. Tower Room - Dorothy standing by door - she reacts as she hears
the three outside the door -
LION o.s.
Open the door! Open....
MCS - The three outside the door push about madly - then stop their
efforts at the door as the Scarecrow and Tie Man bawl out the Lion - he
pouts -
LION
...the door! Open the door! Open the door!
Open the door! Open the door!
TIN MAN
Don't push!
SCARECROW
Stop pushing!
LION
Oh - I was only trying to help. Ohhh!
DOROTHY
Oh, hurry -- please hurry!
DOROTHY o.s.
The hour glass is almost emp-....
DOROTHY
...ty!
MS - Int. Hallway - The Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow remove their Winkie
outfits - Tin Man starts to chop in the door -
MCS -- Int. Room -- Dorothy anxiously watching -- she looks at the hour
glass o.s. --
MLS - Int. Hallway - Scarecrow and Lion in f.g. watch as the Tin Man
breaks the door in -
MLS -- Int. Hallway -- Dorothy rushes out the door of room -- greets the
Tin Man, Lion, Scarecrow and Toto -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward -- they rush
out to left -- PAN left --
DOROTHY
Oh -- Oh -- Oh! Toto -- Toto!
LION
Did they hurtcha?
DOROTHY
Lion, darling -- I knew you'd come!
TIN MAN
Dorothy!
DOROTHY
I knew you would!
SCARECROW
Hurry -- we've got no time to lose!
MS -- The Four hammer at the door -- then react, turn and look up to
right
f.g. as the Witch speaks o.s. -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward --
DOROTHY
Oh!
WITCH o.s.
Going so soon? I wouldn't....
WITCH
...hear of it. Why, my little par-....
MCS -- Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy and the Lion by the door --
WITCH o.s.
...ty's just beginning!
MLS -- Witch and Nikko at top of stairs -- she laughs -- CAMERA PANS down
to reveal the Winkies rushing into the entrance hall --
MCS -- Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy and Lion huddled by door -- the Lion
speaks --
LION
Trapped! Trapped like mice -- er -- rats!
MCS - The Four huddled by door - Tin Man speaks to Lion, who tries to
roar -
TIN MAN
Go ahead - do something! Roar! Roar!
MCS - The Four huddled against door - the Lion reacts, speaks -
LION
What good'll it do us?
ELS -- Shooting down from the top of the hall, past the Witch on landing
in f.g. to the Winkies advancing to the four huddled against the door --
the Winkies roar --
CS -- Witch and Nikko looking down from the top of stairs -- she yells
down to her Winkies --
WITCH
That's right. Don't hurt them right away.
We'll let....
MCU - Dorothy backed against the door - Toto in her arms - tears flowing
down her cheeks -
WITCH o.s.
...them think about it a little, first!
WITCH o.s.
How does it feel....
MS -- What the Scarecrow sees: CAMERA PANS up along the rope that holds
the huge candelabra up over the hall --
WITCH o.s.
...my little visitor?
WITCH o.s.
Can you imagine what I'm going to do to you?
MCS -- The Witch picks up the hour glass -- hurls it down o.s. as she
laughs --
ELS -- Full shot of the entrance hall as the hour glass crashes to the
floor below -- bursts into a cloud of flame and smoke --
LION o.s.
Here we go, boys!
MCS- The Scarecrow seizes the Tin Man's axe and chops the candelabra rope
with it --
DOROTHY
Oh!
ELS -- High angle from above the candelabra as the huge chandelier
crashes
down on the Winkies below --
DOROTHY
Oh!
WITCH
Seize....
MLS -- Shooting past the Winkies in the f.g. as they struggle under the
candelabra to the Scarecrow, Lion, Tin Man and Dorothy as they run out of
hall -- CAMERA PANS left --
WITCH o.s.
...them! Stop them, you fools!
MLS -- The Witch rushes forward down the stairs -- yells at her Winkies
--
CAMERA PANS her down the stairs, then she leads the Winkies out of the
hall --
WITCH
They've gotten away! Stop them! Stop them!
Int. Corridor -- as the Witch and Winkies pass out of shot, Dorothy and
her friends peer out from behind a recess, then run back into the hall as
they exit left
LS - The four rush back into the hall - CAMERA TRUCKS back to left - they
look about - the Scarecrow speaks -
SCARECROW
It's no use trying the doors again! Which
room is it?
MLS - Dorothy, Scarecrow, Lion, Tin Man react as they hear the Winkies
approaching - CAMERA PANS left as they start up the stairs -
LION
They're coming back!
DOROTHY
Ohhh!
SCARECROW
Oh - upstairs, quickly!
TIN MAN
Go on!
MLS -- The Witch comes running back into the hall -- her Winkies right
behind her -- she gives them orders -- the Guards separate --
WITCH
There they go! Ah -- now we've got them!
Half you go that way -- half you go that
way!
ELS -- camera shooting up to the Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow just
disappearing at the top of stairs --
WITCH o.s.
Hurry! Hurry! Go!
MLS - The Witch hits her Guards with her broomstick in an effort to speed
them up - CAMERA PANS left slightly as they rush up the stairs -
WITCH
Go! Go! (etc.)
ELS -- Ext. Battlements -- Scarecrow, Dorothy, Lion and Tin Man run down
the steps from the tower in the b.g. -- they run along the battlement to
exit left --
LION
Where -- where do we go now?
SCARECROW
This way! Come on!
ELS -- A Group of Winkies coming out of the tower at the head of steps in
b.g. -- they roar menacingly --
LS -- Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and Dorothy run along battlement to left
as
CAMERA BOOMS with them --
LS -- One Group of Winkies charges down the steps in the f.g. as we see
the other group come forward along the battlement in b.g. -- CAMERA BOOMS
to left --
LS -- In. Hall -- Scarecrow, Dorothy, Tin Man and the Lion rush down the
hall to b.g. -- are confronted by Winkies -- Dorothy screams -- more
Winkies rush in from left f.g., trapping the four --
MCS -- The Four -- they react as they look o.s. to f.g. -- Dorothy
screams
-- they turn, run back --
LS -- In. Tower -- The Four run to left as Winkies pour in from right --
to other Winkies enter from left -- Dorothy screams as they are captured
--
CAMERA PANS right as they back up against the table in f.g. -- Winkies
surround them --
MLS -- The Witch enters in b.g. -- comes forward to her Winkies in f.g.
--
CAMERA PULLS back as she comes up to Scarecrow, Dorothy and the Tin Man
--
she speaks to them --
WITCH
Well -- ring around the rosy -- a pocket
full of spears! Thought you'd be pretty
foxy, didn't you? Well, I'm going to start
in on you right here - one after the other!
CS -- Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow -- Lion hiding behind the Tin Man --
all tremble with fear --
WITCH o.s.
And the last to go will see the first three
go before her! And your mangy little dog,
too!
MCU -- Witch smiles as she looks up o.s. -- CAMERA PANS up as she holds
her broom up to the torch on wall --
MCU -- The broomstick catches fire -- CAMERA PANS down to the Witch as
she
lowers it -- speaks --
WITCH
How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
CS -- Lion, Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow -- all react as the broom is
thrust into the scene and catches the Scarecrow's arm on fire -- he
shouts, Dorothy screams -- Dorothy picks up a bucket as the CAMERA PULLS
back, throws the water on Scarecrow --
SCARECROW
No -- No -- No -- No!
DOROTHY
Ohh! OHH! OHH!
SCARECROW
Help! I'm burning! I'm burning! I'm
burning! Help! Help! Help!
SCARECROW
Help!
MS -- The Witch screams as the water hits her -- Tin Man, Lion, Dorothy
and Scarecrow look at her --
MLS -- The Lion, Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow watch the Witch as she
screams and melts away -- camera shooting past Winkies in the f.g. -- the
Witch curses as she disappears, finally only her cloak and hat remain on
the floor -- her voice fades away --
WITCH
Ohhh -- you cursed brat! Look what you've
done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh -- what a
world -- what a world! Who would have
thought a good little girl like you could
destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh!
Look out! Look out! I'm going. Ohhhh!
Ohhhhhh....
CS -- Lion, Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow looking down o.s. amazed --
CS -- Shooting down to the Witch's cloak and hat smoldering on the floor
--
Toto enters from left and sniffs at them -- CAMERA PULLS back slightly as
Nikko enters, growls --
LEADER
She's....she's....dead! You've killed her!
DOROTHY
I -- I didn't mean to kill her....really I
didn't! It's...it's just that he was on
fire!
MLS -- The Four standing in front of the Winkies -- the Leader turns to
the others and speaks -- the Winkies kneel as they hail Dorothy --
LEADER
Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
WINKIES
Hail! Hail to Dorothy -- The Wicked Witch
is dead!
CS - Dorothy, with Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow in back of her - she
speaks -
DOROTHY
You mean, you're...you're all happy about
it?
LEADER
Very happy - now she won't be able to hit
us with a broom....
CS - Dorothy, with Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow in back of her - Dorothy
turns to the Tin Man -
LEADER o.s.
...anymore!
DOROTHY
The broom!
MLS -- The Leader gives the broom to Dorothy as the Scarecrow, Lion and
Tin Man react with joy -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward as Dorothy speaks to them
-- the Winkies speak -- they sing - Dorothy and her friends dance about,
then exit out to b.g. -
DOROTHY
May we have it?
LEADER
Please! And take it with you!
DOROTHY
Oh -- thank you so much! Now we can go
back to the Wizard and tell him the Wicked
Witch is dead!
LEADER
The Wicked Witch is dead!
ALL
The Wicked Witch is dead! The Wicked Witch
is dead!
Hail - Hail - the Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? - the Wicked Witch.
Hail - Hail - the Wicked Witch is dead.
Hail - Hail - the Witch is dead
Which old Witch? - the Wicked Witch....
ELS - In Emerald City - Streets are thronged with people - the procession
enters from b.g., led by a band -
ALL
(sing)
Hail - hail - the Wicked Witch is dead!
MLS - The Band marching along the crowded streets - they turn, exit out
to
left f.g. -
ALL
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead!
ALL
(sing)
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes
Get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead!
MS - CAMERA TRUCKS back with the Tin Man, Lion, Dorothy and the Scarecrow
as they come forward through the singing crowds - they wave, smile, etc.
-
ALL
(sing)
She's gone where the Goblins go
Below -- below -- below!
Yo ho, let's open....
ALL
(sing)
...up and sing
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh
Sing it high
Sing it....
ELS - Full shot of the area in front of Palace - the Procession files
around in it to the right -
ALL
(sing)
...low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old....
ELS - CAMERA BOOMS back to left with the Procession as it comes forward -
ALL
(sing)
...witch?
The Wicked Witch
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead!
ELS - CAMERA PANS right with the Procession as it marches toward the
palace - CAMERA BOOMS around to one of the huge crystals as the Tin Man,
Dorothy, Scarecrow and Lion enter through the palace gates -
ALL
(sing)
Wake up, you sleepy head.
Rub your eyes -
Get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the Goblins go -
Below - below - below.
No ho, let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh
Sing it high --
Int. Throne room -- LS -- Throne -- Oz's voice booms out as the CAMERA
PULLS back to reveal the Scarecrow, Dorothy, Lion and Tin Man standing in
front of it --
OZ'S VOICE
Can I believe my eyes? Why....
MLS -- The Four trembling with fear -- CAMERA PULLS back as Dorothy comes
forward with the broomstick and places it on the steps to throne -- she
speaks --
OZ'S VOICE
...have you come back?
DOROTHY
Please, sir. We've done what you told us.
We've brought you the broomstick of the
Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her.
OZ'S VOICE
Oh ....
MLS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
...you liquidated her, eh? Very....
MS -- Dorothy smiling, with the Tin Man, Lion and the Scarecrow in back
of
her also looking pleased -- she speaks -- they react as Oz speaks --
OZ'S VOICE
...resourceful!
DOROTHY
Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your
promise to us, if you please, sir.
OZ'S VOICE
Not so fast! Not....
MLS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
...so fast! I'll have to give the matter a
little thought. Go away and come back
tomorrow!
MS -- Dorothy, with her three friends behind her -- she reacts, speaks --
the Tin Man and the Lion put in a word for her --
DOROTHY
Tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now.
TIN MAN
You've had plenty of time already!
LION
Yeah!
MLS -- Throne --
OZ'S VOICE
Do not arouse the wrath....
MCU -- Toto at Dorothy's feet -- CAMERA PANS right with him as he runs to
a curtain that hangs near the throne steps --
OZ'S VOICE
...of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said --
come back tomorrow!
DOROTHY
If you were really great and powerful,
you'd keep your promises!
OZ'S VOICE
Do you presume to criticize the....
MLS -- Toto pulls back the curtain to reveal the Wizard at the controls
of
the throne apparatus -- his back to the camera
OZ'S VOICE
...Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures!
MLS -- The Four react with fear -- Scarecrow looks o.s. to right --
points
for Dorothy --
OZ'S VOICE
Think yourselves lucky that I'm....
LS -- Shooting past the Four at left to the Wizard at the controls of the
throne apparatus -- the Four react as they see him after Dorothy calls
their attention to him --
OZ'S VOICE
...giving you audience tomorrow, instead
of....
OZ'S VOICE
...twenty years from now. Oh -- oh oh!
The Great Oz has spoken! Oh -- Oh ---....
LS -- Shooting past the Four at left to the Wizard as he pulls back the
curtain --
OZ'S VOICE
... Oh .... Oh ....
MS - Tin Man, Lion, Dorothy and Scarecrow react as they look at the
Wizard
o.s. to right - Dorothy speaks
DOROTHY
Who are you?
MCU - The Wizard peering out from curtain - he ducks back out of sight
and
his voice booms out again -
OZ'S VOICE
Oh - I - Pay no....
OZ'S VOICE
...attention to that man behind the curtain.
Go - before I lose my temper! The Great and
Powerful ---....
MCS -- Dorothy pulls back the curtain to reveal the Wizard at the
controls
-- he reacts as he sees Dorothy -- Dorothy questions him -- the Wizard
starts to speak into the microphone -- then turns weakly back to Dorothy
--
CAMERA PULLS back slightly as the Lion, Scarecrow and Tin Man enter and
stand behind Dorothy --
OZ'S VOICE
... -- Oz -- has spoken!
DOROTHY
Who are you?
OZ'S VOICE
Well, I -- I -- I am the Great and Powerful
-- Wizard of Oz.
DOROTHY
You are?
WIZARD
Uhhhh -- yes...
DOROTHY
I don't believe you!
WIZARD
No, I'm afraid it's true. There's no other
Wizard except me.
MCS -- Dorothy and her three friends react -- Camera shooting past the
Wizard at left -- the Scarecrow and Lion speak angrily --
SCARECROW
You humbug!
LION
Yeah!
WIZARD
Yes-s-s -- that...that's exactly so. I'm
a humbug!
DOROTHY
Oh ....
DOROTHY
...you're a very bad man!
WIZARD
Oh, no, my dear -- I'm -- I'm a very good
man. I'm just a very bad Wizard.
MCU - Scarecrow and Dorothy - Scarecrow threatens the Wizard o.s. -
SCARECROW
You'd better be good enough to send Dorothy
back to Kansas!
WIZARD
Uh - now, please don't be angry with me.
I'll - I'll do anything you say, only...
only if you don't shout at me. It makes me
nervous!
SCARECROW
It makes you nervous?
WIZARD
Yes.
MCS -- Tin Man, Scarecrow, Dorothy and Lion -- shooting past the Wizard
in
left f.g.
SCARECROW
What about us?
WIZARD
Well, I --
SCARECROW
What about the heart that you promised Tin
Man --?
WIZARD
Well, I --
SCARECROW
-- And the courage that you promised
Cowardly Lion?
WIZARD
Well, I --
WIZARD
Well, I-- but you've got them. You've had
them all the...
MCS- Tin Man, Scarecrow, Dorothy and Lion - shooting past the Wizard in
left f.g. - the four react, speak together - the Scarecrow moves around
to
the Wizard -
WIZARD
...time!
ALL TOGETHER
Oh, no we haven't!
TIN MAN
You don't get around us that easy!
LION
Not nohow!
WIZARD
Well --
SCARECROW
You promised us real things -- a real...
SCARECROW
...brain!
LION
Real courage. That's what we want.
WIZARD
You do? boys, you're aiming low. You not
only surprise, but you grieve me.
MS -- The Wizard speaks to Tin Man, Dorothy, Lion and the Scarecrow --
the
Wizard becomes eloquent -- steps closer to the Scarecrow --
WIZARD
Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a
very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous
creature that crawls on the earth -- or
slinks through slimy seas has a brain!
WIZARD
From the rock-bound coast of Maine to the
Sun.... oh - oh, no -- -- ah - Well, be
that as it may. Back where I come from we
have universities, seats of great learning
-- where men go to become great thinkers.
And when they come out, they think deep
thoughts -- and with no more brains than
you have.... But! They have one thing you
haven't got! A diploma!
WIZARD
Therefore, by virtue of the authority
vested in me by the Universitatus
Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby
confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.
SCARECROW
Th.D.?
WIZARD
Yeah -- that...that's Dr. of Thinkology!
SCARECROW
The sum of the square roots of any two
sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to
the square root of the remaining side. Oh
joy, rapture! I've got a brain!
MCS -- Wizard, Scarecrow, Dorothy, Tin Man and Lion -- the Scarecrow
thanks the Wizard -- Wizard takes the Lion and leads him forward --
CAMERA
TRUCKS back and PANS right -- the others follow -- the Wizard pauses on
the throne steps -- opens a door and takes out a black bag -- takes a
medal from the bag --
SCARECROW
How can I ever thank you enough?
WIZARD
Well, you can't. As for you, my fine
friend -- you're a victim of disorganized
thinking. You are under the unfortunate
delusion that simply because you run away
from danger, you have no courage. You're
confusing courage with wisdom. Back where
I come from, we have men who are called
heroes. Once a year, they take their
fortitude out of mothballs and parade it
down the main street of the city. And they
have no more courage than you have. But!
They have one thing that you haven't got!
A medal! Therefore -- for meritorious....
MCU -- Lion -- shooting past the Wizard in the f.g. as he presents the
medal to the beaming Lion --
WIZARD
...conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous
bravery against wicked witches, I award you
the Triple Cross.
MS -- Scarecrow, Tin Man and Dorothy watching as the Wizard presents the
medal to the Lion --
WIZARD
You are now a member of the Legion of
Courage!
MCU -- The Wizard leans forward and kisses the Lion -- the Lion reacts,
speaks --
LION
Oh -- Oh -- shucks, folks, I'm speechless!
MS -- Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow watch the Lion as he beams with joy
over
his new medal -- the Wizard turns to the Tin Man -- speaks to him --
WIZARD
As for you, my galvanized friend, you want
a heart! You don't know how lucky you are
not to have one. Hearts will never be
practical until they can be made
unbreakable. I could have been a world
figure, a power among men, a - a successful
wizard, had I not been obstructed by a heart.
TIN MAN
But I still want one.
WIZARD
Yes -- ....
WIZARD
...back where I come from there are men who
do nothing all day but good deeds. They
are called phil...er -- er -- phil -- er,
yes...good-deed-doers. And their hearts
are no bigger than yours. But! They have
one thing you haven't got! A testimonial!
MCS -- The Tin Man waits as the Wizard bends down and gets a heart-shaped
watch from his black bag -- CAMERA TRUCKS forward slightly as he presents
it to the Tin Man as Dorothy, Lion and Scarecrow look on --
WIZARD
Therefore, in consideration of your
kindness, I take pleasure at this time in
presenting you with a small token of our
esteem and affection. And remember, my
sentimental friend....
MCU -- Wizard -- shooting past the Tin Man in left f.g.
WIZARD
...that a heart is not judged by how much
you love, but by how much you are loved by
others.
TIN MAN
Ahh --- Oh, it ticks! Listen!
DOROTHY
Yes...!
MS -- Scarecrow, Lion, Dorothy react as the Tin Man shows them the watch
--
the Wizard smiles as he watches them -- Lion points to his medal --
DOROTHY
...yes.
TIN MAN
Look -- it ticks!
LION
Read...read what my medal says.
LION
Courage!...
MS -- Int. Throne Room -- Scarecrow, Dorothy, The Wizard and Tin Man
admire the Lion's medal -- then they ask about Dorothy's request --
LION
...Ain't it the truth! Ain't it the truth!
DOROTHY
Oh -- oh -- they're all wonderful.
SCARECROW
Hey -- what about Dorothy?
TIN MAN
Yes -- how about Dorothy?
LION
Yeah.
WIZARD
Ah --
LION
Dorothy next!
WIZARD
Yes. Dorothy -- ah -- Dor --
CU -- Dorothy --
DOROTHY
Oh, I don't think there's anything in that
black bag for me.
MCU - The Wizard protests - mumbles as he starts to look into the bag -
WIZARD
Well, no - no -- on the contrary, on
the ---- ....
MS -- The Wizard rummages through the bag as Dorothy and the others look
on -- he finds nothing, so he speaks encouragingly of what he'll do -
CAMERA TRUCKS forward slightly -
WIZARD
...I -- ah -- on the contr -- -- Here --
Well, you force me into a cataclysmic
decision. The only way to get Dorothy back
to Kansas is for me to take her there myself!
DOROTHY
Oh, will you? Could you? Oh -- but are you
a clever enough Wizard....
DOROTHY o.s.
...to manage it?
WIZARD
Child -- you cut me to the quick! I'm an
old Kansas man myself...born and....
WIZARD o.s.
...bred in the heart of the western
wilderness -- Premier balloonist par....
WIZARD
...excellence to the Miracle Wonderland
Carnival Company -- until one day, while
performing spectacular feats of stratospheric
skill never before attempted by civilized
man, an unfortunate phenomena occurred.
The balloon failed to return to the fair.
LION
It did?
WIZARD
Yes. There was I, floating through space --
a man without a continent!
CU -- Dorothy --
DOROTHY
Weren't you frightened?
MS -- Scarecrow, Dorothy, Wizard, Tin Man and Lion on the steps near the
throne -- the Wizard speaks as they come forward -- CAMERA PULLS back to
left as they come forward to door -- they pause -- then again come
forward
to the doorway -- all react to the Wizard's announcement --
WIZARD
Frightened? You are talking to a man who
has laughed in the face of death -- sneered
at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was
petrified. Then suddenly the wind changed,
and the balloon floated down into the heart
of this noble city, where I was instantly
acclaimed Oz, the First Wizard de Luxe!
DOROTHY
Ohhh!
WIZARD
Times being what they were, I accepted the
job, -- retaining my balloon against the
advent of a quick get-away.
(laughs)
And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you
and I will return to the land of E Pluribus
Unum!
Ext. Public Square, Emerald City -- LS -- The Wizard and Dorothy in the
basket of balloon -- Tin Man, Scarecrow and Lion standing on platform
with
them -- people of Oz grouped about them -- the Wizard speaks to them as
the CAMERA MOVES forward -- the people cheer --
WIZARD
Good people of Oz, this is positively the
finest exhibition ever to be shown --
(stammers)
-- yes -- well -- be that as it may -- I,
your Wizard par ardua ad alta, am about to
embark upon a hazardous and technically
unexplainable journey into the outer
stratosphere.
MCS -- Wizard and Dorothy in the basket -- the Wizard speaks to the crowd
o.s. -- CAMERA PANS to left to enter the Tin Man and Scarecrow, then PANS
right as the Wizard points to the Lion --
WIZARD
To confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob
with my brother wizards. And I hereby
decree that until what time -- if any --
that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of
his highly superior brains, shall rule in
my stead...assisted by the Tin Man, by
virtue of his magnificent heart...and the
Lion -- by virtue of his courage! Obey them
as you would me! And - ah - well, that's all.
WIZARD o.s.
Thank you.
MCS -- Dorothy in basket of balloon -- Toto jumps from her arms -- she
reacts, starts to climb out --
MLS -- Tin Man, Scarecrow and Lion on platform -- Wizard in the basket of
balloon -- Dorothy climbs out -- yells
DOROTHY
Oh, come back here! Toto!
MCS -- Dorothy by the side of the basket -- she speaks to the Wizard,
then
runs down from the platform -- Lion and Scarecrow seen --
DOROTHY
Come back! Oh, don't go without me! I'll be
right back! Toto!
MLS -- Wizard on balloon platform -- Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man standing
by -- The Wizard protests as the balloon starts to rise --
TIN MAN
Stop that dog!
WIZARD
This is a highly irregular procedure! This
is absolutely unprecedented!
TIN MAN
Oh! Help me! The balloon's going up!
ELS -- The Wizard rises slowly in the basket of balloon as the Oz people
watch -- Scarecrow and Tin Man try to hold the balloon down -- Dorothy
runs up on the platform, the Lion following -- she yells to the Wizard --
he shouts back -- the Oz people wave goodbye -- the balloon exits to left
f.g. --
WIZARD
-- Ruined my exit!
TIN MAN
Help!
DOROTHY
Oh! Come back! Don't go without me!
Please come back!
WIZARD
I can't come back! I don't know how it
works!
DOROTHY
Oh --
WIZARD
Goodbye, folks!
OZ PEOPLE
Goodbye! Goodbye!
MCS -- Tin Man, Scarecrow and Lion grouped about Dorothy -- she speaks --
they ask her to stay with them -- then the Scarecrow reacts, points up
o.s. --
DOROTHY
Oh, now I'll never get home!
LION
Stay with us, then, Dorothy. We all love
you. We don't want you to go.
DOROTHY
Oh, that's very kind of you -- but this
could never be like Kansas. Auntie Em must
have stopped wondering what happened to me
by now. Oh, Scarecrow, what am I going to
do?
SCARECROW
Look -- here's someone who can help you!
MS -- A group of Oz men react as they look up o.s. -- they bow out of the
scene -- suddenly Glinda appears in the scene -- CAMERA TRUCKS back to
left over heads of the bowing Oz people as she moves down the steps and
up
onto the platform to Dorothy, Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow --
DOROTHY
Oh, will you help me? Can you help me?
GLINDA
You don't need to be helped any longer.
You've always had the power to go back to
Kansas.
DOROTHY
I have?
SCARECROW
Then why didn't you tell her before?
GLINDA
Because she wouldn't have believed me. She
had to learn it for herself.
TIN MAN
What have you learned, Dorothy?
DOROTHY
Well, I -- I think that it -- that it
wasn't enough just to want to see Uncle
Henry and Auntie Em -- and it's that -- if
I ever go looking for my heart's desire
again, I won't look any further than my own
backyard. Because if it isn't there, I
never really lost it to begin with! Is
that right?
MCS -- Tin Man, Dorothy, Glinda, Scarecrow and Lion on platform -- they
speak -- Glinda points down to Dorothy's slippers --
GLINDA
That's all it is!
SCARECROW
But that's so easy! I should have thought
of it for you.
TIN MAN
I should have felt it in my heart.
GLINDA
No. She had to find it out for herself.
Now, those magic slippers will take you
home in two seconds!
DOROTHY
Oh....
DOROTHY
...Toto, too?
GLINDA
Toto, too.
DOROTHY
Oh, now?
GLINDA
Whenever you wish.
DOROTHY
Oh, dear -- that's too wonderful to be true!
Oh, it's -- it's going to be so hard to say
goodbye. I love you all, too. Goodbye, Tin
Man. Oh, don't cry. You'll rust so
dreadfully. Here -- here's your oil-can.
Goodbye.
TIN MAN
Now I know I've got a heart -- 'cause it's
breaking.
DOROTHY
Oh -- Goodbye, Lion. You know, I know it
isn't right, but I'm going to miss the way
you used to holler for help before you found
your courage.
LION
Well -- I would never've found it if it
hadn't been for you.
DOROTHY
I think I'll miss you most of all.
GLINDA
Are you ready now?
DOROTHY
Yes. Say goodbye, Toto.
MS -- Dorothy waves Toto's paw at the Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow -- then
speaks to Glinda -- Glinda instructs her --
DOROTHY
Yes, I'm ready now.
GLINDA
Then close your eyes, and tap your heels
together three times.
MCU -- Dorothy and Glinda -- Glinda instructs her -- waves her wand --
Dorothy closes her eyes -- CAMERA TRUCKS in to a big CU of Dorothy -- she
speaks -- the scene darkens behind her --
GLINDA
And think to yourself -- "There's no place
like home; there's no place like home;
there's no place like home."
DOROTHY
There's no place like home. There's no
place like home. There's no place like
home. There's no place like home.
ELS - The Munchkins waving goodbye from the gates of the Munchkin Village
-
DOROTHY o.s.
There's no place like...
DOROTHY o.s.
...home. There's no place....
MCS - The Wizard at the control panel in the Throne Room - he turns,
looks
o.s. to f.g. - reacts - pulls the curtain -
DOROTHY o.s.
...like home. There's no place like home.
DOROTHY o.s.
There's no place like home.
MS - The Tin Man breaking in the door of the Witch's Tower Room -
DOROTHY o.s.
There's no place like home.
MS - Hickory's Wind Machine on the Gale farm -
DOROTHY o.s.
There's no place like home.
DOROTHY
(mumbling)
-- there's no place like home -- there's no
place like home --
AUNT EM o.s.
Dorothy - Dorothy! It's me -- Aunt Em.
AUNT EM o.s.
Wake up, honey.
DOROTHY
-- no place like home -- there's no place
like home -- no place --
AUNT EM
Dorothy. Dorothy, dear. It's Aunt Em,
darling.
DOROTHY
Oh, Auntie Em -- it's you!
AUNT EM
Yes, darling.
PROFESSOR MARVEL
Hello, there! Anybody home? I -- I just
dropped by because I heard the little girl
got caught in the big -- Well....
UNCLE HENRY
She got quite a bump on the head -- we kinda
thought there for a minute she was going to
leave us.
PROFESSOR
Oh --
DOROTHY
But I did leave you, Uncle Henry -- that's
just the trouble. And I tried to get back
for days and days.
AUNT EM
There, there, lie quiet now. You just had
a bad dream.
DOROTHY
No --
HUNK
Sure -- remember me -- your old pal, Hunk?
HICKORY
And me -- Hickory?
ZEKE
You couldn't forget my face, could you?
DOROTHY
No. But it wasn't a dream -- it was a place.
And you -- and you -- and you -- and you were
there.
PROFESSOR
Oh --
(others laugh)
DOROTHY
But you couldn't have been, could you?
AUNT EM
Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we --
DOROTHY
No, Aunt Em -- this was a real, truly live
place. And I remember that some of it
wasn't very nice....
DOROTHY
...but most of it was beautiful. But just
the same, all I kept saying to everybody
was, I want to go home. And they sent me
home.
DOROTHY
Doesn't anybody believe me?
UNCLE HENRY
Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
DOROTHY
Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home!
MCU -- Dorothy holding Toto in her arms -- Camera shooting past Aunt Em
at
right f.g. -- Dorothy looks around room -- speaks -- tears come to her
eyes -- Aunt Em rises -- puts her arm around Dorothy -
DOROTHY
Home! And this is my room -- and you're
all here! And I'm not going to leave here
ever, ever again, because I love you all!
And -- Oh, Auntie Em -- there's no place
like home!
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