Jacqueline Burroughs Play: The Office Playwright: Kate Hoffower Character: TWO Type of Monologue: Serio-Comic Time: 1 Minute
Jacqueline Burroughs Play: The Office Playwright: Kate Hoffower Character: TWO Type of Monologue: Serio-Comic Time: 1 Minute
Character: TWO
Time: 1 minute
I remember watching cartoons one Saturday morning and seeing this commercial for some doll,
and all these little girls in pink dresses were sitting around, very well-behaved, brushing its hair,
practically melting with sweetness. And the next ad was a bunch of boys skating through a
fantasy world of castles and dragons, yelling and screaming and having the time of their lives.
And then the very next ad was for that same stupid pink doll! So I told my mom about it and she
said “That’s because girls are supposed to sit at home and have babies, and boys are supposed to
go out and have a whole hell of a lot of fun and not worry about anything.” So I said “Well I
don’t want to sit around and have babies. I want to have fun too.” And she said “Great. Be a
brain surgeon.” And I took her seriously. I went to the library and started researching the brain.
But then I started having trouble with math and science. And I eventually gave up med school
dreams for art… I’ve done some fantastic pastels of the temporal lobe.