MASHUP the MUSICAL

VIDEO / MUSIC INTRO - the multiverse has brought us these...

SHOW - FUGUE FOR MASHUP (Fugue for Tinhorns) Scott/Kizzy/Dayna/Dino

PHANTOM OF OKLAHOMA - Splash Screen

Song 1 Oklahoma Cut Off - Dino

Song 2 PHANTOM OF THE OPRY Dayna/Scott
Song 2 WISHING YOU WERE SOMEHOW... Dayna
Song 3 PEOPLE WILL SAY... Dayna/Scott

INTRO CLIP - GUYS AND CATS - Splash Screen + Voice Over

Song 1 GUYS and CATS (Guys and Dolls) Kizzy/Dayna/Dino

Song 2 MAGICAL MISTER MISTOFLEES Scott
Song 3 ROCKIN THE BOAT Scott
Song 4 MEMORY (OF A BETTER FRINGE SHOW) Kizzy

INTRO CLIP - CHICAGO ANNIE

SONG1 ALL THAT CASH ALL

SONG2 WHEN YOUR GOOD TO ANNIE Kizzy
SONG 3 WE DONT NEED ANYTHING, FUCK YOU Scott/Kizzy/Dayna/Dino

SONG4 TOMORROW (with gunshots) all

INTRO CLIP - MAMMA MIA ON THE ROOF

SONG 1 TRADITION Scott/Kizzy/Dayna/Dino
SONG 2 Dancing Jew (ALL)

CLOSER STANDING O (WATERLOO) ALL

Song Time Total Music

Fugue 1:42 2

PHANTOM OF OKLAHOMA

Oklahoma Quick Cut 1 1

Phantom of Oklahoma 8:17 (cut at 3:30) 3.5

Wishing You Were 3:00 3

People will Say 4:02 4

11.5

GUYS AND CATS

Guys and Cats 2:48 3

Mr Mistoffles 4:00 (cut at 1:50) 1.5

Doing the Fringe (Rocking 3:00 3

the Boat)

Memory 4:30 4.5

12

CHICAGO ANNIE

All that Cash 6:53 (1:12 start - 4:56 finish) 3.5

Good to Annie 3:17 3.5

I Don't Need anything, F you 1:30 1.5

Tomorrow 2:21 2.5

11

MAMMA MIA ON THE ROOF

Tradition 7:41

Dancing Queen :30

8.5
waterloo 3 3
 MASHUP THE MUSICAL

PRESHOW - Slide for preshow + Preshow tunes

Opening official FRINGE announcements.

STAGE TO BLACK

CUE SONG 1 + OPENING SLIDES

(Cast enters to music and assembles in line.)

SONG 1 - FUGUE FOR MASHUPS

KIZZY: And this show is put MASHUP!,

We’ve got a spectacle, together like WE GOT YOUR SHOW
For the Fringe Frankenstein. RIGHT HERE!
Festival, No fun,
And we call it Mashup No fun,
the Musical, We doubt you will have
It sucks, any fun,
It sucks, We will not offer SCOTT:
We all think the show refunds, I'm not feeling fine,
just sucks No fun, I do not know my
Maybe Scott thinks the No fun. lines,
show doesnt suck, I'll tell you Scott’s a Blah blah blah blah
But it sucks, hack, blah blah turpentine
It sucks There is no money Unrehearsed,
***​It sucks back, Unrehearsed,
It sucks He’s wrote all last We should have done a
The cast doesnt give a night lot more more work,
fuck Because he is so Or at least learned the
If the cast doesnt give a slack, god damned words,
fuck, That prick, Unrehearsed,
It Sucks, That prick, unrehearsed.
It sucks. This show really makes We’re going to blend
We’re all not feeling me sick, some shows
fine, The whole cast gives That really do not go
We’ve all been me the ick, Together. Will it
drinking wine That prick, succeed - We just dont
So sick. know
Needs work, Your stuck here with
Needs work, 50 minutes to go
This show needs much Long haul,
more work. Long haul,
The singing sure could Your with us and you
use more work, DINO?DAYNA have to see it all,
More work, But look this show aint Some of it will make you
More work. great appalled
So you just sit right Your going to have to Long haul,
there, wait, Long Haul
Display a zombie Expect to feel a little ill So sit back and a drink
stare, if you recently ate, And just try not to
You paid the full 10 May puke, think,
bucks, so we just dont May puke, Why did you choose
care. A portion of the crowd this show it really
Refund, may puke. stinks!.
Refund, This guy looks likes he MUSICAL
This show offers no may puke, WE GOT YOUR SHOW
refund. May puke RIGHT HERE
THE, May puke
WE GOT YOUR SHOW Theres no where to go
RIGHT HERE! Cant see another show

(Cast exits - DINO stays behind and places a single cowboy hat on his head. He requests TEAGAN to
play the song please)

CUE PHANTOM OF OKLAHOMA SLIDE / CUE SONG 2

S​ong 2 - The OKLAHOMA CUT OFF

Dino
We couldn't pick a better way to start a show
That last song sounded really fine
But Scott didn’t write me into the next scene
So I’m gonna sing a few more lines
A few more lines...
I’m sure that will be fine

We’re Gonna give you Phantom, Cats and Oklahoma, Annie and Chicago, Fiddler, Mamma Mia!
You’re gonna like Chicago cause I sing some there
My MOM tells me that I’m beyond compare
My MOM’s right there in the very front row (point to her)
She wants me to sing so here I go...

(He prepares to sing the big leadup to OKLAHOMA - orchestra builds - Record scratch)

Scott - Sorry Dino...we just don’t have the time for this...besides most of the people are here to see Kizzy
and I. And a few for Dayna. I think.

Dayna - DINO’s got another solo!?!?!

CUE SONG 3 - CUE SLIDE

SONG 3 - THE PHANTOM OF OKLAHOMA

DAYNA
In sleep he sang to me, a song so pure
He sings of farmers fields and fresh manure
And what's the smell I smell? IS that his clothes?
The Phantom of Oklahoma is there
Inside my nose.

SCOTT
I saw you singing there, astride your horse
You wore a cowboy hat, and chaps of course
There was a tender calf, that grazed so free
But THAT was not a cow in actuality
THAT COW WAS ME

DAYNA
Costume off and you exposed your face
Without a care
You were naked in your birthday suit

SCOTT
A happy accident...I SWEAR

BOTH
You(I) have abducted me (you)
You’re (I’m) quite insane
ITS Ohhh-klahoma
Where the wind will comes sweepin
Straight down the plain!

SCOTT
In all your fantasies, you always knew
My bovine sex appeal

CHRISTINE
No that was just you

BOTH
And in this old dank barn, you can’t be sure
Is that the Phantom over there or is it just...

CHRISTINE
A pile of manure...

PHANTOM
Sing, my Angel of Country Music!

[CHRISTINE]
He's there, the Phantom of the Opera

CUE SLIDE/ MUSIC transition

SONG 4 - WISHING YOU WERE SOMEHOW ...

DAYNA
You were once my cow companion
You were all that mattered
You were once a calf - yes, livestock
Then my world was shattered
Wishing you were somehow handsomer
Wishing you worked out a bit more
If you could be slim, if you joined a gym
And took off 20 pounds (maybe 30?)
Wishing that you were a millionaire
Not that moneys everything
But you dont make the most, as a phantom or ghost
Do you make anything?! (no)

Abducting women, engaging in cos play

Spending time with no other
Could we be a compatible couple?

SCOTT - We’ll be living with my mother.

Dating is hard
Men are such shit
You are the best I’ll get!
Wishing you would shower once a week
Wishing that you shaved your back
Youre not my first, you wont be my worst
I can always close my EYES!!!

No more FLIPPING THE FACES ON MY APP

No more having to deal with this dating crap
I want to say goodbye...

CUE SLIDE/ MUSIC transition

SONG 5
PEOPLE WILL SAY YOU'RE INSANE / A NAG

Scott
Why do the people argue and say that I’m a threat?
Why do the people gossip and say “He’s NUTS - I bet!”

DAYNA
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist, a practical list of "don'ts" for you

Don't burn their houses down

Don't threaten them with bloody death
Don't frighten them with your hot heavy breath
People will say you’re insane!
Don't go outside in your birthday suit
Your junk should be covered up
Wear more than a smile and a protective cup
People will say youre insane!

Don't start collecting things

Like random vials of urine, stool and blood
Sweetheart, they're suspecting things
People will say you’re insane

Scott
It's easy to point a finger when the target isn't you
I have a few particular notes for the things you do
You search for all my little faults like you’re on a hunt
These are some things you could do to make you less of a...caring girlfriend.

Don't pick at what I wear

Don't bug me about what I eat
Don't joke that I have smelly feet
People will say your a nag!
Dont rearrange the dishwasher when I fill it up
Don't tell me that I didnt have to fart - when i know I did
Dont remind me that Im not that fit
People will say your a nag!

DAYNA - We fight and we disagree

SCOTT - On a cliff, we’d give each other a shove
DAYNA - Enduring pain - its our destiny
TOGETHER - In other words - we're in love

FINAL SLIDE “EVERYONE DIES...THERE IS PIE”

CUE TRANSITION SLIDE/MUSIC
NOTE: WE JUST NEED enough time for DAYNA to quickchange

CUE SLIDE GUYS AND CATS

Dino/Dayna/Kizzy Enter holding Cats. They argue about who’s is best. Eventually we
hear DINO say:
HEY IM WALKING HERE!!!
DAYNA - Such DISRESPECT

CUE SONG 6

KIZZY
What's the name of my kitty?
I'll tell you what's the name of my kitty
A cat who loves to play with string so much I balled together two hundred meters of fresh virgin
sheeps wool just so he would roll around on the floor and purr like the little cutie that he is and
so I named him Baa Baa
That's the name of my kitty

DAYNA
What's the name of my kitty?
I'll tell you what's the name of my kitty
Heres a story about a kitty who bought his owner a small robin
Which he had caught on the lawn and placed directly inside my good leather shoes
Hunter’s what I named my kitty!

DINO
What's the name of my kitty?
I'll tell you what's the name of my kitty!
HE has hands that look like little mittens
So i named him Mister Mephistopeles

[DINO]
That's what I named my kitty!

They are so cute and with that fur

And all we want to do is hear them pur!

DINO
Yes, sir!
When a guys a pip, but hes buying catnip
You can bet that he's BUYING it for some cat!
KIZZY
When you spot a cat and you say “come here”
Chances are that the cat is not going budge until you are clear

DAYNA
When you meet a host with a new scratching post
But that cat wants to rip up the furniture

ALL
Its a cat, or a kitty
Either way its acting shitty
Yes that guy is in love with his little cat!

DINO
When you see a puss drinking out of the sink
You can bet that he just shat upon your rug

KIZZY
When a cat sees a box into which it wont fit
It's a cinch that the cat
Will be in that box in under a minute

DAYNA
When you die you know that your cat will not care
It will TRY to eat your body instantly!

ALL
Call it CAT, call it PUSSY
CHANCES ARE ITS REALLY FUSSY
AND the guy's only doing it for some cat

DINO
When you see your guy
Staring you in the eye
Make a bet that he's plotting your quick demise

KIZZY
When a cat wears tails with the front gleaming white
Who the hell do you think he's tickling pink on Saturday night?

DAYNA
When your little cat takes a big stinky SHAT
And it pollutes every room and down every hall

ALL
You're a feline baby sitter
Up to your neck in kitty litter
You're a guy who is doing for a CAT
A TAB, A PUSS
The guy's only doing it for some PUSS!

KIZZY - Hey Dino Where is your cat?

DINO - Oh you mean MR MEPHISTOPHELES?

CUE SONG 7

DINO
The greatest gangsters have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' satisfying purr
HERE HE IS!

SCOTT ENTERS as Mistoflees

Scott
And we all say
Oh well, I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well, I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
I am quiet and small, I am black
From my ears to the tip of my tail
I can creep through the tiniest crack
I can walk on the narrowest rail
I can pick any card from a pack
I am equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
You'll find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say
Oh well, I never was there ever
A cat so clever...
as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well, I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

(RECORD SCRATCH)

Song has ended. Dino Dayna Kizzy stand appalled looking at Scott in cat suit.

Scott - What’s the matter?

Dino - Scott man, you used to be cool.
Kizzy - No he didn't.
Dino - You used to be popular.
Dayna - (BIG LAUGH)
Dino - You used to be moderately successful at musicals.
ALL - (to audience) Meh?!
DIno - what happened man?

D/D/K Exit leaving Scott

Scott discusses situations - CUE LINE “something something DREAM”

CUE SONG 8
Shut up, Youre doing the FRINGE

NICELY
I dreamed last night I got on the boat to heaven
And by some chance I had brought my dice along
And there I stood, and I hollered, "Someone fade me"
But the passengers they knew right from wrong

For the people all said

"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat"
The people all said
"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
And the devil will drag you under
By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rocking the boat"

I sailed away on that little boat to heaven

And by some chance found a bottle in my fist
And there I stood nicely passin' 'round the whiskey
But the passengers were bound to resist

For the people all said

"Beware you're on a heavenly trip"
The people all said
"Beware, beware you'll scuttle the ship
And the devil will drag you under
By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rockin' the boat"

And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven

A great big wave came and washed me overboard
And as I sank, and I hollered, "Someone save me"
That's the moment I woke up, thank the Lord

And I said to myself

"Sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat"
Said to myself
"Sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat
For the devil will drag you under
With a soul so heavy you'd never float
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rockin' the boat"

Sit down you're rockin' the boat

Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
Sit down, sit down
Please be seated

Scott Exits - Kizzy Comes out around other corner of leg

CUE MUSIC - SONG 9

MEMORY (of a better fringe show)

One scene, not a sound from the audience

Did you think that was funny?
Didnt do much for me.
In the past, I've done shows you could be proud to be in
But this show’s not - one of those,

Kizzy, what the hell are you doing

This was such an enormous
Waste of all of our time
Just imagine the things we could have accomplished instead
But that over, my summers dead.

Don't do fringe shows with Scott Thomas

I should have heeded the warnings
Stupid songs, a non existant story
I could have helped the homeless

WASTED!
All our time has been wasted
There will not be a refund
We all made the wrong choice.
When the bows comes
This show will be a giant regret
It's only half done - the pain goes on.

Don't do fringe shows with Scott Thomas

I should have heeded the warnings
Half assed jokes, this stuff is just not funny
Please GOD - let this BE OVER!

KILL ME!
Won't someone please just kill me!
Put me out of my misery
Of this god awful show
OH! remember, this is the very last line of this song
Now...a new scene will begin....

CUE TRANSITION SLIDE - FUN FACT

CUE SLIDE CHIC ANNIE

CUE SONG 10
CUE SLIDE CHIC ANNIE EXPLANATION
CUE SLIDE CHIC ANNIE

Dayna/Dino/Scott come out as Annies

All that CASH

DAYNA
Come on let’s make Daddy Warbucks dead?
For all that cash
I'm gonna drive my fist straight through his cue ball head
For all that cash
Start the car And I'll run over him
And then back it up so I can do it again
He’ll make a big kersplat, he’ll be completely flat
For all That Cash

SCOTT
I’ll go for a sail and drop him off a boat
For all that cash
I’ll have Sandy the dog rip out his fucking throat
For all that cash
Hold on, hun, we're gonna bury him
Under lime and bleach In our compost bin
We’ll watch his body rot
But we wont give a thought
Thanks to all - THAT- CASH

SPOKEN BY ALL
Take two!
And all that cash
Hot dog!
Gee wilikers!
And all that Cash
Ha! Ha! Ha!

(improvised dialogue)

DINO
Grab his tux and kick him in the crotch
For all that cash
Before he dies don’t forget his watch
And all that Cash

Scott
Come on, Daddy you’re a big tipper
I bet you’ll never guess there’s a wood chipper
Out behind the shed and you’ll end up dead
For all that Cash

ALL
Oh, we’re gonna dig Daddy Warbucks grave
For all that cash
Oh, he’s gonna pay us all the money he saved
Yes all that cash
Show us where to stick the knife
Oh, you’re gonna lose your life
And If you hear your little Annie squeal
It's For all that cash

Scott - Hey did you hear that - sounds like Annie Prime is coming! Let’s get ready girls!

K/S/D grab CIRCLE PLATFORM + CHAIRS - in place

CUE SONG 11
MAMA is good to YOU

SCOTT
Ladies and gentlemen
The Keeper of the kids, the head Orphan in charge
The Red Haired Wonder of Hooverville
Little Matron Annie

KIZZY
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mutha hen
I love them all and all of them love me
Because the system works, the system called reciprocity
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Annie
Annie’s good to you
There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for ANnie
She'll do one for you
They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too?
When you're good to Annie
Mama's good to you

If you want my gravy

Pepper my raggoo
Spice it up for Annie
She'll get hot for you

When they pass that basket

Folks contribute too
You put in for Annie
She'll put out for you

The folks a top the ladder

Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder kid
And I'll boost you up your's
Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew
When you're strokin' Annie
Annie’s strokin' you

So what's the one conclusion?

I can bring this number to
When you're good to Annie
Annie’s good to you

CUE SONG 12
We dont need anything FUCK YOU

Scott
Together at last!
Together for ever!
We're forming a gang,
They never can sever!
We don't need sunshine now,
To turn our skies to blue
We don't need anything - FUCK YOU!

Dayna
We pulled off the heist
We have all that money.
We killed that old man
Now lets have an orgy!
We’ll do some cocaine,
Wash it down with all that booze
We dont need anything, FUCK YOU!
Kizzy
Daddy Warbucks was awful
You can say that again
Daddy Warbucks was awful
But not
No more
HE’S DEAD!

SCOTT - Hey Annie whats up?

DAYNA - Youre looking suspicious.
KIZZY - Try this cocaine
S/D/K - Its fucking delicious!

DINO
(he pulls out a CAP GUN)

I killed my father
Now its time for ALL of YOU.

(CAP GUN SHOTS. ALL are hit and fall to ground.)

NOW I have everything FUCK YOU!

(DINO points gun at booth)

TEAGAN! PLAY THE SONG!!!

CUE SONG 13
Tomorrow

The sun'll come out

Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow (GUNSHOT - KIZZY)
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow (GUNSHOT - DAYNA)
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's grey
And lonely
I just stick out my chin
And grin
And say
Oh! (HE GRABS SCOTT WHO HAS BEEN SLOWLY CRAWING AWAY - TO C)
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may (GUNSHOT)

Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A-way

BLACK OUT

Lights Up on cast

Scott - That got kinda dark.

Others - Yeah
Kizzy - Was that real cocaine?!
Scott - Oh that was Teagan - she’s a stickler for good quality props
Dayna - How the fuck can we lighten this up. I feel dirty. Dirt-ier.

(Dino brings forth some Disco shirts)

DINO - Hey guys HOW ABOUT SOME MAMMA MIA!

CAST - YEAH!

(They begin to change)

CUE SLIDE TRANSITION

CUE SLIDE MAMA

CUE SONG 14
MAMMA MIA ON THE ROOF

CUE SONG 14
ITS ABBA!

SCOTT
25
A marriage on a roof? Sounds crazy, no? But in our little greek island musical, you might say
the entire concept and execution is crazy, trying to scratch out a few more million dollars for a
retired swedish pop group. It isn't easy. You may ask, why would anyone make such an insipid
tale that feels like it was written in an hour by 13 year olds? Well we do it because we can... And
why do people continue to love it? That I can tell you
In one word... ABBA!

SOTTT
1:05
Its ABBA! Its ABBA!
MAMMA MIA!

ALL
Its ABBA! Its ABBA!
MAMMA MIA!

SCOTT
1:32
Because it ABBA, we've the story as stupid as possible. Here in our musical we have
conveniences for everything... old boyfriends, old fathers, mostly, its for old people. For
instance, we have at least 3 relationship mixups. This shows our lack of desire in telling an
original story. You may ask, why is everyone and everything in this musical so stupid? I'll tell
you - I don't know. But it's ABBA... Because it’s ABBA, everyone knows whats going to happen
and that theres a standing ovation at the end.

SCOTT
4:07
Who are these three men
Travelling to this island
Cause they got a letter
From a daughter they dont know
And which one of them
Will finally marry Donna
So she wont have to live alone
(All)
The fathers, the fathers... ITS STUPID
The fathers, the fathers... ITS ABBA

DAYNA
2:41
Who’s this pack of cougars looking for a chance
To find a man, and disco dance
In the past these ladies they had formed a band
Now they can barely fit in their jumpsuits
(All)
The women, the women... IT’S STUPID
The women, the women... IT’S ABBA

DINO
3:11
Were spoiled and we have asked this crowd
To come and see us wed
We put these people all through hell
And then.. We dont do it
(All)
The children, the children... ITS STUPID
The children, the children... ITS ABBA

KIZZY
3:40
When I was in the show
I played the island slut
I’d meet a stranger at the bar
And have him touch my...SCOTT!!!!

(All)
The slut, the slut... ITS stupid
(Tevye)
"She was VERY TRASHY!!"
(All)
The slut, the slut... ITS ABBA
(Repeat as round) 4:05

SCOTT
The fathers
DAYNA
The women
DINO
The children
KIZZY
The slut
(All)
ITS STUPID

SCOTT
The fathers
DAYNA
The women
DINO
The children
KIZZY
The slut
(All)
ITS ABBA

(MUSIC FADES UNDER)

(cast enters discussion of stupidest parts of MAMMA MIA)

Scott (interupting)
YES YES YES - its stupid. Its MAMMA MIA. But - without this ABBA Musical, we would never
have discovered the important genre of... JUKEBOX MUSICALS!!"

CUE SONG 15- DANCING JEW

Friday night and Im at shabbat
With a ​yarmulke - thats my hat
Where they light all the candles
People starting to pray
It is almost sundown

Listening to the towns rabbi

He is singing and so am I
People singing together
All is quiet now
Were in the mood to pray
But when I get away
I AM A DANCING JEW...

(loud record scratch)

Cast interrupts Scott. Discussion continues on stage as to whether it was appropriate or not.

CUE SONG 16 GENERIC BOW MUSIC / CUE SLIDE THE END

CAST recognizes its time for bows. They begin bowing.

CUE SLIDE - FAKE BOWS

Cast exits bows behind leg.

CUE SONG 17 STANDING O

CUE SLIDE - SURPRISE
Cast enters.

STANDING O
My my - Our show is done and now you must surrender
OH YEAH - You have to give the thing to us that all shows now must get
Get your ass out of your seat!
Its time to clap on your feet!

STANDING O we don't deserve it - that much we know

STANDING O you have to clap and you cant say no
STANDING O you cant escape - though you want to go
STANDING O even if you didn't like the show
OH OH OH OH
STANDING O, you’re going to give us a STANDING O

You must give the standing O. V.

To each crappy show that you see!\

STANDING O we dont deserve it - that much we know

STANDING O you have to clap and you cant say no
STANDING O you cant escape, though you want to go
STANDING O even if you didnt like the show
OH OH OH OH
STANDING O, you have to give us a STANDING O
OH OH OH OH
STANDING OH
FInally GETTING OUR STANDING O!

CUE SLIDE THE REAL END

REAL BOWS

CUE FINAL SLIDE Thank You