Carnival Row 1x01 - Pilot
Carnival Row 1x01 - Pilot
Pilot by
Rene Echevarria
Matted hair frames her face. Her eyes are closed, her
features still. We can’t tell if she’s dead or alive until -
And then it’s gone. Maybe she imagined it. Maybe she’s
finally losing her mind after two days on the open sea.
Until the mast is suddenly jolted hard once more. The dark
shape just under the surface is circling her now. Sizing up
its prey.
Terrified, she hoists herself out of the water and onto the
mast as best she can. And now the creature stalking her
breaches the surface. Not a shark or whale but -
VOICE
And so it came to pass that the
land of the faer-folk was besieged
by the fires of war...
CUT TO:
A PUPPET SHOW
MILLWORTHY
Many fled, both Pix and Puck alike,
and came to the land of Men.
The tiny boat reaches “shore” - the two puppets disembark and
do a celebratory little dance.
Yet there they are, moving just the same, the Faun puppet
stepping to center stage now as Millworthy continues -
MILLWORTHY (CONT’D)
The Puck, strong and stout...
(a conspiratorial aside)
If not terribly bright...
MILLWORTHY (CONT’D)
- found work plowing the fields and
working the factories...
MILLWORTHY (CONT’D)
While the Pix, gay and silly as
children, tend to our homes and
families...
MILLWORTHY (CONT’D)
This is the story of a very special
Pix with a very special destiny...
There are half a dozen of them in all, the ones not in view
of the children are doing backstage work - prepping props,
manning pulleys - all are in costume and masked, standing-by
to enter as their characters at the appropriate time.
MILLWORTHY (CONT’D)
It starts, as stories are wont to
do, at the beginning...
FRECKLED KID
I wonder what they look like
underneath...
With that he reaches out and snatches one of the kobolds from
the stage -
MILLWORTHY
Careful you’ll hurt him!
FRECKLED KID
I just want to see...
- it hisses at the boy and bites his hand with all its might,
eliciting a howl of pain and causing
THE PARENTS
The children have been let out to play on the grounds, which
are situated on a bluff OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN, seen in the
distance.
CUPPINS
Very good, M’um. As you say.
He crosses to Millworthy.
CUPPINS (CONT’D)
The Lady’s agreed not to press
charges. She just wants you gone.
MILLWORTHY
Very gracious indeed.
Said with a tip of his hat her way. From atop the cart, one
of the kobolds chimes in with a series of CLICKS AND CHIRPS
that Millworthy evidently understands.
CUPPINS
What’s the little bugger on about?
MILLWORTHY
He’s wondering whether we’re going
to be paid for our performance...?
5.
CUPPINS
Go on! You’re lucky not to be
arrested.
Just then from out on the grounds where the children are
playing a piercing cry of alarm -
FRECKLED KID
Mummy, come quick!
MILLWORTHY
I’ve no idea, but let’s not wait
around to find out.
With that he hoists the rails of the cart and starts huffing
it down the driveway.
CUT TO:
CUPPINS
What is it, lad?
VOICE
Fresh from Tirnanoc, are you?
6.
A CENTUAR
FENNIMORE
How’d you get across the Straights,
then? You can’t’ve come all that
way on wing.
VIGNETTE
We were two days out when the storm
came up. We might’ve have had a
chance if the boat hadn’t been so
packed full. The ones who didn’t
drown the sea-wyverns got.
FENNIMORE
All lost but you?
VIGNETTE
Two score. The boat was only meant
for half that, but at twenty
guilders a head they stuffed as
many of us aboard as they could.
FENNIMORE
Well, you learned the first thing
there is to know about Men: there’s
not much they won’t do if it puts
gold in their pockets...
(on the bright side)
Still, here you are. Against all
odds.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
Welcome to the Burgue, where men-
folk and faer-folk live tooth-to-
jowl in peace and prosperity.
7.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
What a load of bollocks...
FENNIMORE
Posh, idn’t it? Finistere
Crossing, you won’t find a finer
neighborhood in the entire city.
You also won’t find the likes of
us. Unless it’s a Pix doing the
shopping for her Mistress...
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
Or a Trow sweeping shite off the
cobbles.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
(shrugs)
Wasn’t me, mate.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
Oy. Do us a favor, would’ya? Tuck
away them wings.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
It’s the law, I’m afraid - whole
Burgue is a no-fly district.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
I know, like asking a fish not to
swim, idn’t it?
She tucks her wings away, the realization hitting her for
perhaps the first time that life here is going to be even
more vastly different than she imagined.
FENNIMORE
They call this Carnival Row. Only
Men you’ll find here are either too
poor to get out... or they’re up to
something dodgy.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
By and large, we all stick to our
own kind here in the Burgue. Let’s
be honest, there’s no love lost
between us faer-folk. You Pix
think the Puck are priggish scolds,
they think you’re tramps and
thieves. You both look down your
noses at the Trow, and believe me
you don’t want to know what my kind
has to say about the lot of you.
The fuck of it is, to Men? We’re
all the same. We’re all just
Critch.
(off her uncertain look)
As in Creatures.
(shoots her a wink)
Wait to you hear what we call them.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
Any kin, anyone to help you get
settled?
(shakes her head)
Then you shouldn’t have come.
Work’s hard to find. And you’ll go
hungry unless you do.
VIGNETTE
Couldn’t be worse than what I left.
FENNIMORE
Fair enough.
FENNIMORE
And here we are. The Metropolitan
Constabulary, Central Division.
(nudging him)
Oy.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
We’re here, guv’nor.
FENNIMORE (CONT’D)
Good luck to you, Pix. Wings
tucked, eyes open.
CUPPINS
- she made it ashore just south of
Cape Tairn, which is where we found
her.
DESK SERGEANT
Another Pix mouth to feed, just
what this bloody city needs.
(MORE)
10.
VIGNETTE
Vignette Stonemoss.
DESK SERGEANT
Not yours, ya daft thing, the
sodding ship that went down.
VIGNETTE
Deliverance, I think it was...
DESK SERGEANT
(to Cuppins)
Find out who it’s registered to and
fob her off on them.
CUPPINS
Straight away, sir.
CONSTABLE
Sergeant!
DESK SERGEANT
What now...?
CONSTABLE
A body. On Carnival Row.
DESK SERGEANT
Critch?
CONSTABLE
No sir. A woman. A lady by the
looks of her. Washed up in the
docklands.
DESK SERGEANT
Best get Philo on this.
VOICE
Please report to the Sergeant
Major’s desk.
PHILO
Shite.
PHILO
Here I am, Sergeant, at your
service.
Said with such ease you’d never think he’d just pilfered
drugs from the evidence lock-up.
BOTTOM
No identification on her, looks to
be about forty years of age.
PHILO
Let’s have a look.
BOTTOM
Brace yourself. You’ll not have
seen worse, even during the war I’d
wager.
PHILO
(simply)
I doubt it.
Bottom pulls the sheet aside. There’s blood from the woman’s
mouth and nose, even her eyes are rimmed with it. Her skin
is mottled, every capillary underneath ruptured.
BOTTOM
There are no bruises that I can
see, no wounds of any kind. Poison
maybe?
PHILO
(shakes his head)
Pupils are normal, there’s no sick
in her throat.
(noticing something else)
Odd.
BOTTOM
Inspector?
PHILO
A lock of hair is missing.
But sure enough, Philo points out a small nick in the hair
framing her face, where a lock was taken.
BOTTOM
He took himself a memento.
13.
PHILO
(trying to make sense of
it)
Usually you only see that with
crimes of a carnal nature...
PHILO (CONT’D)
Who found the body?
BOTTOM
That cranky old bird over there.
PHILO
A word please.
PHILO (CONT’D)
I’m Inspector Philostrate. I
understand you found her.
HARUSPEX
Two hours ago now. Been made to
stand here ever since.
PHILO
Just tell me what happened.
HARUSPEX
I was there - in the shallows. I
saw a shape in the sand. Came
closer to look. There she was.
Dead. That’s what happened.
PHILO
Did you notice anyone else about?
HARUSPEX
Nay. Can I go now?
14.
PHILO
One more question. It’s a mite
cold to be out on the shore, what
were you doing here.
HARUSPEX
Foraging for colyst. When ground,
their shells yield a tincture that
calms the nerves.
(hollow empathy)
Just the thing for our Burgue in
these torrid times.
PHILO
You’re an Apothecary.
HARUSPEX
And Seer.
PHILO
Then perhaps you can spare us the
trouble and tell us who killed her?
HARUSPEX
What ought to concern you isn’t who
- it’s what. I’ve seen much death
in my day, but ne’er such as that.
Something new to these shores has
come upon us all. You’d do well to
find it before it kills again.
And with that dire warning she shuffles away. Bottom looks
to Philo and frowns.
BOTTOM
Something new? Can’t say I like
the sound of that...
CUT TO:
HARUSPEX
Half a day’s trade lost...
She hangs her walking stick from a peg and rummages until she
she finds a small BOWL made of hammered bronze.
Now she reaches into her cloak and retrieves something from
within its folds, which she then sets into the bowl.
A LOCK OF HAIR
It was the Haruspex who clipped it from the victim, not the
killer.
For what purpose we don’t yet know, and the answer will have
to wait - because just now the front door chimes and a NAGA
pushes his way inside. Her first customer of the day.
PROPRIETRESS
It’s just yourself, is it?
MILLWORTHY
(fishing coins from his
pockets and counting
them)
Just myself.
PROPRIETRESS
No guests, no lixer smoking. Room
is 30 stivers a night.
MILLWORTHY
That’s it! I’ve been standing here
trying to work out who it is you
remind me of. Penelope Chartress!
PROPRIETRESS
The actress? Go on.
MILLWORTHY
No, it’s true. I should know. I
had the privilege of sharing a
stage with her, back when we were
both starting out.
PROPRIETRESS
(all but primping now)
Do you really think so?
MILLWORTHY
It’s uncanny. Twenty stivers you
said?
She takes the money - completely forgetting she asked for 30.
PROPRIETRESS
(handing over the keys)
Just up the stairs to your left.
MILLWORTHY
(shushing them)
Quiet, the lot of you. I just
spent our last stiver. If we get
thrown out it’s the street for all
of us.
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 17.
FLUTE
Tell me it was a Puck. Or a Trow.
Or a Naga that killed this woman.
Just don’t tell it was some sort of
new sodding bloody fucking Critch
that done it!
PHILO
Unfortunately, Magistrate, it does
appear -
Flute cuts him off as he comes out from behind his ornate
desk -
FLUTE
You’re not hearing me, Inspector!
This cannot be! The Critch have
caused the good people of this city
enough trouble already. Something
like this would test their
forbearance too far. I just came
from Balefire Hall. The
Chancellor’s enemies are circling.
His Majority hangs by a thread. If
he goes I go. And if I go you go.
Do you see how that works? How
shite flows down stream?
PHILO
I see, Magistrate. Most clearly.
FLUTE
A Puck. A Trow. A Naga. I don’t
care which. Do you understand me?
PHILO
Perfectly, sir.
CUT TO:
18.
HAVENHURST
The Critch are changing the very
fabric of our society. And not for
the better! They don’t share our
values. They bring vices -
wantonness, the scourge of lixer
addiction, the worship of strange
gods. Since they came to our
shores crime has risen, whole
boroughs have become off-limits to
decent citizens. The people look
to their Chancellor for relief -
what do they find instead? A
Majority content to do nothing.
BREAKSPEAR
It would seem that good Proctor
Havenhurst has forgotten why the
faer-folk were forced to flee their
lands in the first place -
BREAKSPEAR (CONT’D)
- because the party he leads chose
to abandon the fight for Tirnanoc!
HAVENHURST
Let’s not forget who dragged us
into that misbegotten adventure in
Empire-making!
The two men are all but shouting over each other now, cheered
on by their backers -
19.
BREAKSPEAR
A war we could have won, should
have won -
HAVENHURST
At what cost in blood and treasure?
BREAKSPEAR
But now instead of Tirnanoc’s
riches we have her refuse instead!
HAVENHURST
Ah but you’ve found a way to line
your pocket with this mess just the
same!
HAVENHURST (CONT’D)
My fellow Proctors, ask yourselves
who it is that profits from having
these creatures among us? Who
profits when the good citizens of
this city can’t find honest work
because the Critch are happy to do
their jobs for a pittance? Who if
not Breakspear and his
industrialist cronies!
BREAKSPEAR
I would remind the Opposition that
it is the task of this august
chamber to make the laws of this
city, it is my task to see that
they are duly enforced.
HAVENHURST
(under his breath)
Apparently that doesn’t include the
law against consorting with Pix
harlots...
BREAKSPEAR
If Proctor Havenhurst wishes to
send the faer-folk back whence they
came, let him amass the necessary
votes. Until then, I’ve had quite
enough of his bloviating for one
day.
BREAKSPEAR
That pissant piker thug! The
audacity! To challenge me so
brazenly! To impugn my family
honor!
PIETY
Impugn? How?
(Breakspear waves her off)
Tell me.
BREAKSPEAR
His slurs matter not, the
Breakspear name is above reproach.
PIETY
Even so. Havenhurst is surely well-
founded in one matter: the streets
are angry, every day there’s more
unrest. Unrest he’s all too happy
to exploit to further his ambition.
Be careful, husband, you hold the
Majority by but a blade’s margin.
BREAKSPEAR
Your appraisal of the situation, my
dear Piety, is as always, adept.
My path forward is precarious. The
slightest misstep could cost me the
Chancellorship. Even the smallest
whiff of scandal.
Just then the HUGE DOORS at the end of the great hall open
and their son, JONAH, enters. Early 20’s - shockingly
handsome, even in his present disheveled and hung-over state.
He’s returning only now from the night prior’s debauch. His
shirt is open, lipstick traces on his neck.
21.
JONAH
Good morning, Father.
PIETY
Morning?
BREAKSPEAR
(tight)
Jonah.
JONAH
Hello, Mother.
She maintains her icy silence until he reaches the other side
of the hall and closes the door behind himself.
PIETY
(pointed)
Above reproach, indeed, husband.
HE AND BREAKSPEAR
LONGERBANE
Bates, why’s the line stopped?!
BATES
Dunno, Mr. Longerbane, that’s what
I aim to sort out!
We make our way past enormous COGS and CRANKSHAFTS, huge VATS
of molten steel.
LONGERBANE
Bloody hell..
QUILL
It’s alright, we’re going to get
you out. Just be still.
23.
LONGERBANE
Step aside - let me have a look...
BATES
Maybe if we reverse the line...
LONGERBANE
It’s no use. Those pinions are the
only thing still holding him
together.
QUILL
We have to at least try -
LONGERBANE
(to Bates)
Fire up the line.
QUILL
You’ll kill him!
LONGERBANE
He’s dead either way.
LONGERBANE (CONT’D)
Fire the line I said!
QUILL
No -
TRAPPED FAUN
Wait - please - no!
QUILL
(to Longerbane)
You bastard - I’ll kill you for
this!
LONGERBANE
(to Bates)
Get him the hell out of here.
CORONER *
See how the capillaries are all *
ruptured? Starting here, then *
working outward? *
BOTTOM *
(more to himself) *
Like she was killed by a touch... *
Philo cuts a look his way - he was thinking the same thing. *
CORONER *
I’ll need a day with her to get to *
the bottom of this. *
PHILO *
Wasn’t a Puck, Trow or Naga done *
that, no matter what Flute wants to *
think. *
BOTTOM *
So what now? *
PHILO *
I’ve a notion who might be able to *
point us in the right direction. *
In the meantime, see if anyone *
matching her description has been *
reported missing. *
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 25.
As Philo heads for the front entrance we DROP OFF on the Desk *
Sergeant - *
DESK SERGEANT *
Any luck on that lost ship? *
CUPPINS *
It was registered to a Mr. Ezra *
Spurnrose of 47 Finistere Crossing. *
I sent a man for him. *
IMOGEN
Oh. You startled me, Ezra.
SPURNROSE
Are you spying on our new neighbor?
IMOGEN
(peering out the window)
I wonder who he could be... Darcy
Pembroke told me she heard Mrs.
Wordenbull say he’s supposedly from
New Freehold...
SPURNROSE
(shakes his head)
You and your gossip...
IMOGEN
The movers have been unloading
since this morning. Such fine
things. He must be very rich.
SPURNROSE
He’d have to be. Sent his
Solicitor to the auction and bought
the place sight unseen is how I
heard it.
(catching herself)
Not that I offer my ear to gossip.
IMOGEN
Sight unseen? Must be very rich
indeed.
26.
SPURNROSE
Are you expecting someone, dear
sister?
SPURNROSE
Lost at sea... By the Martyr.
CUPPINS
Says here she was registered as a
whaling ship.
CUPPINS (CONT’D)
Only we both know what she was
really about when she went down -
ferrying Critch ‘cross the
Straight.
SPURNROSE
It’s not illegal.
(and then, in a small
voice)
Is it?
CUPPINS
No, but it ought be if you ask me -
we’ve more than enough Critch here
already thank you very much.
SPURNROSE
I was merely a passive investor in
this venture - I was approached to
fund the purchase and furbishment
of the Deliverance as a passenger
vessel, in return for a share of
the profits earned in bringing
these desperate wretches to our
shores.
(still can’t believe it)
Lost at sea...
CUPPINS
Surely, Mr. Spurnrose, you
understood the risks involved?
SPURNROSE
Apparently not.
(wiping his brow)
I’m afraid I tied up a rather
considerable portion of my family’s
assets in this enterprise.
CUPPINS
Then let’s hope for your sake your
partners in all this were clever
enough not to board an overburdened
vessel themselves, so that whatever
monies they were paid to bring
these “wretches” across are not
lost at the bottom of the sea.
SPURNROSE
I pray you are right, Constable.
CUPPINS
In the meantime -
(a shrug Vignette’s way)
- the Pix is yours. At least you
get a Domestic out of this mess.
EZRA
Say nothing of what has occurred to
my sister.
(MORE)
28.
EZRA (CONT'D)
She is not privy to my business
dealings and I would spare her any
worry, particularly since I hold
out hope that the situation may
still be salvageable.
IMOGEN
Oh Ezra! I’ve not had one since
poor Father died.
EZRA
And it’s high time I corrected that
intolerable state of affairs!
IMOGEN
Thank you. And I’m sorry.
EZRA
For what, dear sister?
IMOGEN
For doubting you and your ever
mysterious business ventures.
Clearly you are handling our
affairs most capably!
IMOGEN (CONT’D)
What’s your name, girl?
VIGNETTE
Vignette.
IMOGEN
Well, come along then, let’s get
you cleaned-up. I think we still
have the last girl’s uniform in a
cupboard around here somewhere.
Spurnrose watches his sister lead her shiny new toy away,
happily oblivious to the precariousness of their
circumstances.
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 29.
CURATOR *
Kill with a touch? I’m afraid not, *
Inspector. I’m familiar with all *
species of faer-folk and I can tell *
you with complete assurance that *
none have such an ability. *
PHILO *
Something killed this woman... *
CURATOR *
Of that I’ve no doubt, but *
honestly, it never ceases to amaze *
me what people are willing to *
believe. Never look a Selkie in *
the eye! Shut the window or a *
Pix’ll steal the baby! How such *
legends take hold is beyond me. *
PHILO *
Wasn’t so long ago, before the *
first ships crossed the Straight, *
that the very existence of faer- *
folk was thought to be just that - *
legend. *
CURATOR *
Point taken. And if it’s legend *
you’re after I’m more than happy to *
oblige. *
CUT TO: *
A BOOKCASE *
CURATOR (CONT’D) *
Where is it? Ah, here we are. *
PHILO *
What am I looking at? *
CURATOR *
Ghoulish, isn’t it? With as many *
names as the faer-folk have *
tongues. Darkashers to the Puck, *
the Pix know him as the Unseelie *
One. By any name not something one *
would care to encounter alone on a *
dark road. Said to be able to, *
yes, kill with a mere touch. *
PHILO *
I can’t make out what the size of *
this thing is meant to be - are we *
talking Kobold or Trow here? *
CURATOR *
Hm. Interesting question. Let’s *
find out. *
CUT TO: *
CURATOR *
Should be around here somewhere... *
PHILO *
What exactly are we looking for? *
CURATOR *
There’s a Darkasher skeleton in one *
of these crates... *
PHILO *
I’m afraid I don’t follow, if this *
is a creature of legend then there *
should be no remains. *
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 31.
CURATOR *
(explaining) *
This is where we keep the Oddities *
and Curiosities. *
CURATOR (CONT’D) *
Dragon’s tongue. You can tell *
because it’s charred. What with *
all the fire-breathing. *
CURATOR (CONT’D) *
It’s the little details that matter *
when one’s peddling a fraud. *
PHILO *
(catching on) *
Meaning that even though these *
Darkasher bones are fake, they’ll *
still give us an idea what size the *
creatures are purported to be. *
CURATOR *
Exactly. *
(locating a large wooden *
box on an upper shelf) *
And if this crate is any *
indication, its more on the Trow *
side of things. Help me get it on *
the ground. *
CURATOR (CONT’D) *
Now, the thing about a Darkasher *
that one has to keep in mind is *
that they can’t be killed. Not *
permanently, anyway. The bones, *
you see, can be brought back to *
life. With the blood of the *
innocent. *
(grinning as he pries open *
the top) *
The fair-folk are just like us in *
at least one respect: they love to *
scare their little ones before bed. *
He pops the top off and looks inside. What he sees causes *
his features to fall. *
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 32.
CURATOR (CONT’D) *
I don’t understand... *
SINGING PIX
...fly high, little one
To the sky, little one
Just then she notices Philo sitting there and falls abruptly
silent.
PIX MAID
Apologies, Inspector, I didn’t see
you there.
PHILO
Don’t stop on my account.
PIX MAID
It’s no matter, sir, I’m through
here anyway.
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 33.
And with that she scurries from the room, crossing with
Bottom on his way in to see Philo. *
PHILO *
Any luck? *
BOTTOM *
Checked with every Constabulary in *
the city. No one matching our gal *
has been reported missing. *
BOTTOM (CONT’D) *
How about you, any luck at the *
museum? *
PHILO *
Just a box of missing bones... *
BOTTOM *
I don’t follow - was the place *
robbed or something? *
PHILO *
Either that or... *
(it’s too far-fetched to *
even say) *
It was robbed, yes. It’s late, *
Bottom, go on home to your Missus. *
BOTTOM *
Don’t you worry, guv’nor, things’ll
go our way tomorrow, you’ll see.
THE VIAL
PHILO
Darius, it’s me!
PHILO (CONT’D)
Darius?
Its Philo - and from the quick smile that flickers briefly
across her lovely features, it’s not hard to guess that she
might just be keen on him. As he approaches the bar -
PORTIA
What’ll it be, Philo?
PHILO
Have you seen Darius?
PORTIA
He was here earlier. Asked me to
call him a coach.
PHILO
Where to?
PORTIA
The Row.
FAUN
Whatsitmadeof?
DARIUS
What do you mean what’s it made of -
silver.
The Faun tests the medal with his teeth - shakes his head.
FAUN
Pff.
FAUN (CONT’D)
Not interested.
DARIUS
Come on, Mate, help us out...
FAUN
Bugger off.
The Faun shoves him away, Darius loses his balance and falls
to the ground.
DARIUS
Fuck off you filthy Critch!
Which earns him a swift kick to the gut from the Faun, he’s
about to do it again when suddenly
PHILO IS THERE
PHILO
Go on with you then!
The Faun beats a hasty retreat down the alley - Philo helps
Darius to his feet...
PHILO (CONT’D)
Come on, let’s get you home..
DARIUS
Not til I get what I came for!
PHILO
Go easy...
DARIUS
You’re my mate, Philo, my best mate
ever...
Philo looks away, it’s hard to see his friend like this.
PHILO
Your medal, Darius? Were you that
desperate?
DARIUS
Please. Not even silver, wussit?
Can you believe that? Lost me leg
for a fuckin piece of tin.
PHILO
If you could see yourself.
DARIUS
What do you want me to say, Philo?
That I’m a pile of shite. Will
that make you happy?
PHILO
Darius...
DARIUS
Who are you to judge me anyhow?
PHILO
Nobody - I’m nobody.
...It’s not judging, it’s -
DARIUS
We both done picked up bad habits
during the war. Only difference is
mine followed me back.
PHILO
You’ve more strength than this.
You can beat it.
DARIUS
What if I don’t care to beat it?
PHILO
Then you’re going to die.
PHILO (CONT’D)
...All I know is I can’t keep doing
this.
DARIUS
You owe me - I saved your life over
there...
But Philo just slides the rest of the vial across the table
to his friend.
PHILO
Consider us even.
(stands to go)
Make it last. Wean yourself. I’ll
not bring you any more.
DARIUS
Philo, wait!
UPSTAIRS
DOWNSTAIRS
SMASH TO:
LANDLADY
And don’t come back!
HARUSPEX
Wash some of the shite away...
LOCK OF HAIR
she clipped from the dead woman. She strokes the bird to
calm it, then in a sudden, swift motion uses the edge of what
we only now understand to be
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
Oh dearie me...
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
I’d tread lightly were I you,
Inspector... lightly indeed...
She turns the bowl this way and that, studying the tangle
from different perspectives, squinting and muttering as she
works...
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
Show me the Others in what is to
come...
BOTTOM
A missing persons report just came
in. It’s our gal, all right.
PHILO
Abigail Dunn... Who filed the
report?
Philo and Bottom sit with MRS. HORTENCIA BONIFACE in the well-
appointed public room of the boarding house where she and the
victim both live(d). Somewhere past 50, she struggles to *
maintain her composure. *
MRS. BONIFACE *
We were meant to take tea and
crumpets at Harney’s day before
last. I thought I must’ve gotten
the time wrong when she didn’t
arrive. So I slipped a note under
her door. The next morning it was
still there. Which is when I
started to worry.
40.
PHILO
How long have you known her?
MRS. BONIFACE
Oh. Six, seven years I should
think. When she first let the flat
across from mine.
PHILO
What sort of person was she?
MRS. BONIFACE
The loveliest sort, I can assure
you. I can’t imagine why anyone
would want to harm a single hair on
her head.
PHILO
Did she live alone?
MRS. BONIFACE
Most of us here do. Widows lane,
they call it. The flats are well-
suited in size for ladies like
myself, provided for by our dear
departed husbands, whose children
are grown.
PHILO
Did she have children?
MRS. BONIFACE
Abigail? No. She never married.
PHILO
Family money, then?
MRS. BONIFACE
She never spoke of family. Not
once, in all the time I knew her.
PHILO
She must’ve supported herself
somehow - was she employed?
MRS. BONIFACE
No, Inspector. And thus you’ve
arrived at the great mystery of
Abigail Dunn, much speculated upon,
as you can imagine, by the ladies
of Widows Lane.
41.
PHILO
Thank you, Mrs. Boniface. You’ve
been very helpful indeed. What was
Miss Dunn’s flat number again?
BOTTOM
She had a taste for the finer
things, that’s plain to see.
PHILO
Yet no employment, no family, no
children to support her. So how
did she pay her bills...?
BAGSTOCK
I believe I advised you against
this venture, Mr. Spurnrose.
SPURNROSE
Indeed you did, Mr. Bagstock. But
what’s done is done. I would ask
you to focus your efforts on
recovering what monies you can from
this ill-fated misadventure, lest
my family be ruined by my folly.
BAGSTOCK
I’ll do what I can, sir.
IMOGEN
I would send you on an errand. Can
I count on your discretion?
42.
VIGNETTE
Yes M’um.
IMOGEN
(handing her a small glass
bottle)
I need you to go to the Row and
have this refilled.
VIGNETTE
(the scent is
unmistakeable)
Tamphus Oil...
IMOGEN
Along with Calder root and the
Martyr knows what else. A drop
behind each ear and men take notice
of what they otherwise overlook.
(explaining herself)
I may be plain - but at least I’m
clear-eyed about it.
IMOGEN (CONT’D)
It’s quite dear, yes. My brother
would not approve of such an
expenditure. But then of course
he’s not about to turn twenty-three
with few suitable prospects for
marriage, is he? Off with you.
VIGNETTE
Yes, M’um. Where am I to go
exactly?
IMOGEN
(realizing)
I haven’t the faintest. The girl
before you procured it for me, I’ve
never set foot on the Row.
VIGNETTE
Of course not, why would you?
IMOGEN
Just ask about. And don’t dally.
Rumor has it our new neighbor is
taking residence today and it’s a
safe wager Darcy Pembroke already
has a new dress picked-out to
parade herself in front of him.
SERIES OF SHOTS
HARUSPEX
Show yourself... come to me...
HARUSPEX (V.O.)
Don’t dawdle... Come.
HARUSPEX
Closer... closer...
Woosh - she BLOWS OUT THE CANDLE - and but a moment later
comes the SOUND of the door opening behind her.
44.
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
Can I help you?
VIGNETTE
A pray that you can. My Mistress
would have this refilled.
She steps closer and proffers the Haruspex the vial. Who
sniffs it and grunts with recognition.
HARUSPEX
I trust your Mistress knows what
she’s trifling with...
VIGNETTE
You can do it?
HARUSPEX
Tamphus Oil... Calder root...
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
When did you arrive? To the
Burgue, I mean.
VIGNETTE
Yesterday.
(self-conscious)
Didn’t realize my accent was that
conspicuous...
HARUSPEX
Tell me - why did you come?
VIGNETTE
Why does anyone - to stay alive.
45.
HARUSPEX
But you’re not just anyone.
VIGNETTE
Is this the part where you try to
sell me something?
HARUSPEX
Good. You have spirit. You’ll
need it.
VIGNETTE
(please)
To what, muck-out chamber pots -
I’d rather a strong stomach.
HARUSPEX
Perhaps there’s more in store for
you here than you know.
Vignette shrugs, she’s not the sort to buy into false hope.
VIGNETTE
We’ll see.
HARUSPEX
Yes, we will, won’t we...
(returning the refilled
vial)
One guilder fifty.
Vignette hands her the two guilders Imogen provided her. The
Haruspex makes change, comes around from behind the counter.
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
I’ll show you out.
She places her HAND TO VIGNETTE’S BACK and gently guides her
toward the door, deftly using her razor-sharp fingernail to
HARUSPEX (CONT’D)
On your way, then.
Said with a friendly lilt as she closes the door behind her.
Vignette makes her way past the vendors hawking their wares,
eventually happening upon the Carnival Row institution known
to discerning gentlemen as
VIGNETTE
Tourmaline...
TOURMALINE
I can’t believe you’re really here.
Tell me about home. Mima Roosaan,
is she still terrorizing the new
Catechists?
VIGNETTE
I’m afraid not, the truth is...
there are no new Catechists.
TOURMALINE
None?
VIGNETTE
No Temple.
47.
TOURMALINE
(stunned)
It’s gone?
VIGNETTE
(nods somberly)
So’s Mima Roosan.
(squeezing her distraught
hand)
Things’ve only gotten worse since
you left.
TOURMALINE
Don’t tell me anymore. Let me
just... remember things as they
were.
VOICE
Tourmaline, customer!
TOURMALINE
Ask Fleury! I’ve got a visitor!
TOURMALINE (CONT’D)
You’re a Domestic then?
VIGNETTE
(nods)
A family in Finistere Crossing.
TOURMALINE
That’s posh. Have they mistreated
you?
VIGNETTE
No.
TOURMALINE
(they will)
With me it started with the wife.
She didn’t like the way he looked
at me. Liked it even less when he
started making good on those looks.
(the memory still stings)
Which is how I ended up here.
(MORE)
48.
TOURMALINE (CONT'D)
Figured if I had to put up with
that shite I might as well make
decent money for it.
VIGNETTE
You still say your Vespers?
TOURMALINE
Every night...
VIGNETTE
Mima Roosaan would’ve liked that...
TOURMALINE
Your mourning braid... you’re still
wearing it.
VIGNETTE
(why wouldn’t I?)
Of course.
TOURMALINE
You mean - you don’t know...?
VIGNETTE
Know what...?
CUT TO:
MILLWORTHY
(unfailingly polite)
Pardon me -
VOICE
Come and know the Martyr’s love!
MISSION WORKER
Hot food and a warm bed! Come and
share his bounty!
One of the kobolds opines that maybe they should take the *
offer. *
MILLWORTHY *
And have to listen to them drone on *
about their sodding Martyr? No *
thank you. *
MILLWORTHY (CONT’D) *
Don’t worry, we’ll have a roof over *
our heads tonight. I know a place *
where no one will trouble us... *
PHILO *
You said you needed a day with her. *
CORONER *
And what a day it’s been... *
CORONER (CONT’D)
See these scars?
CORONER (CONT’D)
Her ears have been surgically
bobbed...
CORONER (CONT’D)
And these? Where her wings used to
be.
50.
PHILO
(gobsmacked)
Wings? What are you saying...
she’s a Pix?
CORONER
One who went to great lengths to
pass herself off as one of us.
BOTTOM
Blimey...
IMOGEN
Is something the matter? You’ve
scarce said a word since your
return.
IMOGEN (CONT’D)
A carriage! A fine one! It’s him -
it must be.
BACK TO SCENE
SPURNROSE
Is everything all right...?
IMOGEN
Our new neighbor -
IMOGEN (CONT’D)
Shall we be the first to welcome
him?
EZRA
(scandalized)
Imogen!
IMOGEN
What? It’s the friendly thing to
do.
EZRA
It’s not proper.
IMOGEN
Don’t be so old fashioned, this is
the second century!
IMOGEN
Oh you’re coming after all?
EZRA
Someone has to make sure you don’t
make a spectacle of yourself.
EZRA (CONT’D)
Good afternoon. Is the master of
the house at home?
FOOTMAN
Whom may I say is calling?
IMOGEN
Ezra Spurnrose and his sister,
Imogen - we’re neighbors, come to
extend our hospitality.
VOICE
Show them in, Fergus.
The footman steps back and opens the door wider, revealing
WELL-DRESSED PUCK
Spurnrose - I’m told your father
was the finest watchmaker in the
Burgue.
EZRA
We’d like to think so.
IMOGEN
Is the master of the house
available?
WELL-DRESSED PUCK
I am master here.
Imogen’s smile falls - even Ezra can’t keep the shock from
her face. A Critch? Living in their neighborhood? It just
too inconceivable to comprehend. *
All perk up when none other than Jonah Breakspear makes his
way inside. He enters the lounge area, takes in the wares on
display in various states of undress.
JONAH
How to choose? Maybe I’ll just
have to have you all.
MAB
Not so fast.
JONAH
Don’t fret, Mab dear, I took care
of it.
MAB
Need to see for myself. Just
looking out for me’girls.
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 53.
With that she reaches into the folds of her dress and
produces a little wooden tongue depressor to check his junk
for clap. Jonah rolls his eyes and drops his trousers.
MAB (CONT’D)
Doesn’t look any worse for the
wear...
JONAH
(a la eenie-meenie)
Ippetty-sipetty, ippetty-sap,
ipetty-sipetty, kinella kinack”
BARKEEP
Be right with you.
PORTIA
I’ve got it, Dad.
PORTIA (CONT’D) *
(his usual) *
Pint of Bitter? *
PHILO *
Make it a Stout. *
PORTIA *
That’s a first. *
PHILO *
It’s been a day of firsts. *
PORTIA *
Coming right up. *
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 54.
PORTIA
I’m off in an hour.
Said with bracing frankness - and just like that, she gets
back to work. Off Philo...
MILLWORTHY *
As I said, no one to trouble us. *
IMOGEN
A Puck - living here on Finistere
Crossing. What is this City coming
to?
IMOGEN (CONT’D)
That’ll be all for tonight,
Vignette. I’ll take tea here in my
room at seven.
VIGNETTE
Very good, Miss.
55.
But not now, not tonight. She enters and starts toward the
window, unfurling her wings with each step she takes.
And just like that, she slips out and flies into the night.
PHILO
So how come a pretty girl like you
isn’t settled down?
PORTIA
Who with? One of them lot back at
the pub?
(and then)
Besides, somebody’s got to take
care of me old dad. What about
you?
PHILO
(more by way of
deflecting)
Somebody’s got to take care of
Darius...
PORTIA
That’s not it. Someone broke your
heart. Or you broke hers.
It’s not hard to see from his face that she’s dead on.
PORTIA (CONT’D)
A girl can tell these things.
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 56.
PHILO
Would you like to keep walking?
PORTIA
Take me home.
PHILO
Of course.
PORTIA
Not mine. Yours.
HARUSPEX
And so it begins...
HARUSPEX (V.O.) *
The players gather... *
LONGERBANE
What this then - ?
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 57.
IT’S QUILL
HARUSPEX (V.O.) *
The stage is set... *
JONAH
(slurred)
Where the hell’s the bloody
pisser...
JONAH (CONT’D)
(slurred)
This isn’t the pisser...
The next thing he knows the man is jamming a sack over his
head and hustling him toward a second man waiting at the
bottom of the stairs. And as they spirit the Chancellor’s
son away -
HARUSPEX (V.O.) *
The curtain rises... *
Blue (mm/dd/yyyy) 58.
Millworthy and the kobolds have set up camp under the portico *
of one of the grander crypts, where sheltered from the *
elements, the little creatures sleep nestled next to him like *
so many pups. *
One of the kobolds coughs in its sleep, the sound causing the *
thing to turn. One glimpse of its skeletal features and *
Millworthy breaks into a cold sweat, so palpable is the sense *
of evil and menace that exude from it. *
HARUSPEX (V.O.)
The Reckoning is at hand...
VIGNETTE
crouched over him, a KNIFE to his throat, her wings tense and
angry. Surprise gives way to something else - recognition.
PHILO
Vignette...
VIGNETTE
I thought you were dead...
59.
The words hiss from her mouth, the knife trembles in her
hand...
PORTIA
HER POV
PORTIA
You’re awake...
OFF PHILO
FADE OUT:
END PILOT *