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SIMON AND SCHUSTER

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11

I can’t believe this is happening to me!

I’m in the girls’ bathroom FREAKING OUT!!


There’s NO WAY I’m going to survive middle
school.

I’ve just made a complete FOOL of myself in front


of my secret crush. AGAIN L!!

And if that wasn’t bad enough, I’m still stuck with


a locker right next to MacKenzie Hollister’s L!

Who, BTW, is the most popular girl at Westchester


Country Day Middle School and a total SNOB.
Calling her a “mean girl” is an understatement.

She’s a KILLER SHARK in sparkly nail polish,


designer jeans and platform Skechers.

But for some reason, everyone ADORES her.

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OVER HERE,
MACKENZIE!
Me and the guys
made you lunch
and saved you
a seat!

THANKS, HON!
I’d love to sit at the nerd
table. But I haven’t had a
COOTIE SHOT. Sorry!

MacKenzie and I do NOT get along. I’m guessing it’s


probably due to the fact that she

HATES MY GUTS L!!


She is forever gossiping behind my back and saying
supermean stuff like that I have no fashion sense

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whatsoever and that our school mascot, Larry the
Lizard, wears cuter clothes than I do.

Which might actually be true. But STILL!

I do NOT appreciate that girl BLABBING about my


personal business.

This morning she was even more vicious than usual.


OMG, NIKKI!!
Could you please go write in
that diary somewhere else?!
Your hideous green shirt is
clashing with my new lip gloss
flavour and it’s giving me a
MIGRAINE!

?!

ME

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I could NOT believe she actually said that to me!

I mean, how can a COLOUR clash with a FLAVOUR?!


DUH!! They’re, like, two TOTALLY different,
um. . . THINGS!

That’s when I lost it and yelled, “Sorry, MacKenzie!


But I’m REALLY busy right now. Can I IGNORE you
some other time?!”

But I just said it inside my head, so no one else


heard it but me.

And if all of that isn’t enough TORTURE, the


annual WCD Halloween dance is in three weeks!

It’s the biggest event of the fall, and everyone is


already gossiping about who’s going with who.

I’d just totally DIE if my secret crush

asked me to go!
BRANDON
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Yesterday he actually asked ME to be his lab
partner for biology class!

I was SO excited, I did my Snoopy “happy dance”.

La, La, La!


I’M . . . La, La, La! La, La, La!
SO . . . HAPPY!!

And today I had a sneaking suspicion Brandon was


going to “pop the question” about the Halloween
dance.

The school day seemed to drag on FOREVER.

By the time I got to biology class, I was a nervous


wreck.

Suddenly, a very troubling question popped into


my head and I started to panic: what if Brandon

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only thought of me as a lab partner and nothing
more?!

That’s when I decided to try to impress him with


my charm, wit and intelligence.

I gave him a big smile and went right to work


drawing all these teeny-tiny lint-looking thingies
I saw under the microscope.

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Brandon


staring at me with this urgent, yet very perplexed,
look on his face.

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It was obvious he wanted to talk to me about
something SUPERserious. . . ☺!

Um. . . Nikki, . . . that’ll,


can I ask you a you know,
really important probably impact
question. . . our immediate
future?

Do you think
YES, BRANDON?! we need to plug
PLEASE! ASK ME. . . ! this thing in?

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Those thingies in the microscope really WERE just
LINT! OMG!! I was SO EMBARRASSED!!

I knew right then and there I had pretty much blown


any chance of Brandon asking me to the dance.

But the good news was, I had made


a startling scientific discovery
about the biogenetics of my
intelligence and even reduced
it to a working formula.

MY IQ <¯
Then things got even
WORSE. Dirty gym
sock
I was in the girls’ bathroom
when I overheard MacKenzie
bragging to her friends that she was practically
almost 99.9% sure she and Brandon were going
to the dance together as Edward and Bella
from Twilight.

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I was VERY disappointed, but not the least bit
surprised. I mean, WHY would Brandon ask a total
DORK like ME when he could go with a CCP
(Cute, Cool & Popular) girl like MacKenzie?

And get this! As they were leaving, MacKenzie


giggled and said she was buying a new lip gloss
JUST for Brandon. I knew what THAT meant.

I was SO frustrated and angry at myself.

I waited until the bathroom was empty, and then I


had a really good SCREAM.
?!
?!

ME

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Which, for some strange reason, always makes me feel
a lot better ☺.

Middle school can be very TRAUMATIZING,


that’s for sure!!

But the most important thing to remember is this:


always remain CALM and try to handle your
personal problems in a PRIVATE and MATURE
manner.

ME, HAVING A PRIVATE SCREAM-FEST!

?!

?!
?!

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