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One Sided Dialogue: Jeff Brooker

A waiter takes an order from two guests at a restaurant. The female guest is impatient and complains about the wait time. She says she ordered through the manager instead who promised the food would be out in two minutes. The waiter checks on the order with the chef. The chef prepares a "special order" for the difficult guests. The waiter then spits on the meal before serving it to the guests.

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One Sided Dialogue: Jeff Brooker

A waiter takes an order from two guests at a restaurant. The female guest is impatient and complains about the wait time. She says she ordered through the manager instead who promised the food would be out in two minutes. The waiter checks on the order with the chef. The chef prepares a "special order" for the difficult guests. The waiter then spits on the meal before serving it to the guests.

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One sided dialogue

Jeff Brooker

Waiter(Me): Welcome to Kitchen by the Ocean. Table for two?

Guest 1: Yes, thank you! Preferably one by the window.

Waiter: Right this way. Unfortunately, we have no more window tables available but this corner booth is
one of the best for a romantic evening. Can I get you both something to drink?

Guest 1: I take a glass of your house red wine.

Waiter: Our house red is a merlot. Will that be ok?

Guest 1: Yes fine. Just make sure it isn’t warm.

Waiter: Perfect! A glass of the house red, chilled. And for you sir?

Guest 2: A bud light please

Waiter: Great! A glass of the house red and a bud light coming right up.

[walks to bar and speaks to barman]

Waiter: One bud light and a glass of the house red, chilled.

Barman: Here you go, a Coors light and a glass of warm white wine

Waiter: No, no, no. Bud light and red wine cold

Barman: Ah! Here you go

Waiter: Thank you!

[Walks to table]

Waiter: Here you go, a…

Guest 1: Give that here! Why did you take so long?

Waiter: My apologies, madam. I didn’t mean to make you wait. Are you two ready to …

Guest 1: Because you took so long we ordered through your manager and he promised to have it out in
two minutes, so chop, chop! Go check on your food

Waiter: I’m glad my manager could help. I will get right on it and check for it.

[Walks to kitchen]

Chef: What is this about a super quick order of whatever is available?


Waiter: Oh, some special customers ordered through my manager as they were unhappy with waiting
30 seconds for me. Can you make it one of the special orders?

Chef: Of Course! Special order up!

[Make noises of disgust and happiness]

Waiter: Let me put the final topping on the meal!

[Spits on meal]

Waiter: Thank you, kitchen!

[Walks to table]

Waiter: Here you go! Chef special meal for two enjoy!

Guest 1: It looks so juicy

Waiter: I’m so glad you think it looks juicy! Enjoy your meal!

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