E.F.F.L.

WEEK 7 PREVIEW:
Halfway Home

Six previews down, seven more to go. Man, what a wild ride we've had so far folks as it is my

pleasure to welcome you all to the E.F.F.L. Week Seven Preview. As we cross over the mid part

of the regular season winning is starting to come more important than ever. The 2020 E.F.F.L.

season is starting to look like the most competitive one we've had in history with really no

dominant team sticking out thus far. I suppose some could make the case for The Untouchables,

as they hold the best record in the league at 5-1 while also toting the most points. As for the

worst team well…… we’ll get to that later. Currently, the AFC holds a 4-2 record against the

NFC after the first week of cross divisional play. Before the season started the NFC looked weak

and to be honest, it's starting to head towards that way. Week seven is primed to be a good week

for the NFC as they feel they have something to prove after last week's performance. Speaking of

last week's performances, let's take a look back at the exciting week six action. We start, as

always, with our game of the week between Meet the Robinsons and For Younghoe where it
appeared finding points in this matchup would give Waldo a run for its money. Younghoe koo’s

20 point performance stood out in this one but ultimately wasn't enough as Meet the Robinsons

defeated For Younghoe in the new official Cracked asshole ™ game of the millennium barley

edging out last weeks No ships/ Bird Shit matchup with the final score at 106-91.9. This “loss”

brings For Younghoe to (2-4)* on the season and (6-0) on weeks team owner Brian Mullinax

wished he had Christan Mccaffrey back in his lineup. This win brings Meet the Robinsons to the

top of the AFC at (4-2) and (0-6) in weeks anybody gave a shit. Our next matchup brings us to

the first miracle of last week as No ships took on Primetime. This game could be best described

as that one game on the NFL Red Zone where absolutely nobody has any idea how they watched

9 straight hours of NFL action, but didnt see one highlight from this game. Primetime had a

chance going into four o’clock before Aaron Rodgers discount double checked his way into 6

points and a No ships victory. Back to back weeks No ships finds a way to win without any

receivers, 141.0-132.8. This win brings No Ships to a surprising (4-2) as foe Primetime fell to

(2-4). Game three from last week was the closest on the card, but the farthest in fucks given as

Tune Squad took on Mully Killas in the Tyler lockett bowl. This “Exciting” matchup featured

not 1, not 2, but 3 gooseggs in both teams lineups as Raheem Mosthurts 9 points helped edge out

the victory for Tune Squad 111.0-110.5. Mully killas takes a heartbreaking loss completely

changing the course of his season as (3-1) turned into (3-3) while Tune Squad gets off easy for

now sitting at (4-2). Our next matchup was rated R as the Untouchables took the Dirty Birds II

to the slaughterhouse. These two competitors have much respect for each other as they have

been seen spending much time together in ROTO. Not enough weed in the world however could

help seal the pain ROJO put on Dirty Birds II as The Untouchables walked away with the dub

around 3:00pm Sunday winning big 194.5-138. This game brings the Dirty birds II to (3-3) on
the season while The Untouchables remain top of the NFC at (5-1) Our second to last matchup

last week was a league all time favorite to witness as Dream Killers took on the Kekambas.

Dream killers led the whole game with 100% faith he would walk away the victor before karma

caught up to him. Before I even speak of such karama, let's not forget the fact that The

Kekambas willingly started an inactive Curtis Samuel despite Jeremiah letting Droste know

beforehand. That's just pure and utter disrespect if you ask me. Anyway, back to the karma. In

2017, Droste watched a championship fall out of his grasp when Deandre Hopkins made the

catch of the year securing Dream killers his third championship. Now, in 2020, Droste got to

witness his own Deandre Hopkins moment as he helped Kyler Murray drop 32 points leading

The Kekambas to victory in the biggest upset so far this year over Dream Killers 156.9-152

Hey jerry, and now people will remember this loss for

ages. This matchup now boosts The kekambas to (2-4) on the year while Dream Killers falls to

an even (3-3). After the game I caught up with an emotional Jacob Droste. I asked Droste how he

felt about being counted out by the whole league where he then stated “ First off i'd like to thank

you for the work you do. Incredible articles and the work you put in doesn't go unnoticed. You’re

a beast. (Thanks Droste) As far as being counted out by everyone including the 5 time champ or

as I like to call him “The cheatin champ” it feels good man. Back against the wall is my favorite

position (pause). All your enemies are in front of you & all that's left to do is swing (Devil

Emoji) As Kayne West once said “ Everyone wanted to know what i would do if I didn't win. I
guess we'll never know.” It's starting to appear that maybe 2017 Droste is in store for a

comeback in 2020. Our last matchup on the card embodied everything Crackashole ™ stands for

as Papa Mully took on the winless Hold my Digggg. Is that a byrd? Is that a plane? No! It was

Byrds first win! I cannot believe it, but neither can you as we watched Hold my Digggg finally

get production out of keeper Kenyan Drake as he defeated Papa Mully handilly 127-179. This

loss brings Papa Mully to (3-3) on the year while Hold my Digggg gets his first W bringing him

to (1-5) on the year but (6-0) in his heart. What a time to be alive in week six as it was arguably

the best week so far. I however, cannot say the same as I went (2-4) on the week, how fitting,

bringing my season total to (20-16) on the year. With week six almost wrapped up let's get into

our awards for last week. First our player of the week goes out to Derrick Henry as he dropped

43 points on the week. Honorable mentions go out to kicker YoungHoe Koo with his 20 point

performance and Steelers Defense as they scored 27 points being the deciding factor in Tune

Squads victory. Team owner of the week goes out to the one and only Chris “Tennessee” “Bird”

with his outstanding performance against Papa Mully securing his first win. Finally, our

CrackAsshole ™ award of the week goes out to Primetime for sitting Tom Brady over Aaron

Rodgers who would have won him the game against No ships. To be honest, I think it's fair to

say team owners Brian Mullinax, Kyle “Kvans” Huesen, Adam Tylenda, and Chase Schmittiou

all deserve to be mentioned as their teams produced diarrhea all over the field last week. Okay,

now that all the fun stuff is out of the way, lets jump into our week seven matchups.
 MATCH #1
Primetime(2-4) vs Hold My Diggg (1-5)

The first matchup of week seven brings us to two teams trying to get on the right track in a game
between Primetime and Hold my Diggg. Hold my Diggg is coming off their first win with a tad
of momentum looking to crawl back into the AFC playoff race. Hold my Diggg has a couple of
tough losses this season currently with the most points scored against him. If some luck comes
his way I see Byrd making a late season push seeing as his team is healthy. Buzz in the locker
however is another story as star Michigan State running back Le'veon Bell just signed with the
Kansas city Chiefs leaving to question how it will affect first round pick C.E.H. Primetime on
the other hand just can't seem to pick up steam despite Chase Claypool's production the last two
weeks. I have Primetime only descending from this point on as there seems to be hungrier dogs
waiting to seize opportunity in the division. I see this one going close, almost like a coin flip
game. With that being said, I'm going to pick the favorite Hold My Diggg here agreeing with
experts bringing both squads to (2-5) on the year and an inevitable name change from Tennessee.
Right now Vegas has the line for Tennessee’s new name to be Hold My Ciggg at -210
 MATCH #2
No Ships (4-2) vs The Kekambas (2-4)

Match number two on the card brings us to the barracks as these two former marines face off in
week seven as No ships takes on The Kekambas. The Kekambas are coming off a huge win with
momentum, no injuries, and a byeless lineup. Major weight has also been lifted off The
Kekambas back seeing as the curse of Jeff Fisher has finally been lifted. Droste will need some
luck on his side this week if he hopes to pull off the win but I think it possible if WR’S Kenny G,
Julio Jones, and DEBO samuel keep up their production. No Ships looks to steal a third straight
win this week despite having arguably the worst flexs in the league. No Ships needs breakout
performances from his stars Chris Godwin and Aaron jones to fill that much needed void at flex.
I want to pick The kekambas in this one, however, No ship’s matchups are too favorable as both
the experts and I have Mikey winning his fifth game of the year bringing him to (5-2) and The
kekambas to (2-5)
 MATCH #3
Meet The Robinsons (4-2) vs Mully Killas (3-3)

Our final matchup from the undercard features two heels in the E.F.F.L. as it's time for Meet The
Robinsons to meet Mully killas. Meet The Robinsons comes into week seven riding a four game
win streak along with some of the best schedule luck some have seen in ages. Last week, Meet
the Robinsons took on For Younghoe without having to face stars Josh Jacobs and Christan
Mccaffery. This week he takes on Mully killas without star receiver Adam Thelien. Mully killas
finds themselves in another coaching situation where plugging in the right players is pivotal to
picking up this win. Adam needs to hope that none of his players get involved with the police
this weekend or else he's dropping another 106.0 ball. Mully Killas on the other hand needs to
start making moves before his talented roster goes to waste. This matchup comes down to the
production level of Michael Thomas. If Michael Thomas plays like he has in the past I expect a
big boost in chases lineup and an upset. Unfortunately, I don't see this happening as Micheal
Thomas went ghost yesterday in practice. With Mully Killas down players, I'm agreeing with the
experts picking here and picking Meet The Robinsons to get another cheezy victory putting his
record to (5-2) on the year while Mully Killas falls below 500. for the first time at (3-4)
 MARQUEE MATCHUP
Tune Squad (4-2) vs The Untouchables (5-1)

The first marquee match of the week pits two heavy hitters trying to remain at the top as Tune
Squad takes on The Untouchables. Sad for me to say, but I kinda wish Tune Squad was healthy
for this one. Tune Squad the last three weeks has watched all three starting running backs fall to
injury as he's tried to adjust by attacking the waivers. The Untouchables are hotter than the
Devils tant and look to keep dropping massive points week after week. For The Untouchables to
pull out this one he needs to do nothing. Yes, nothing. I say this only because as I grow older so
does my respect for Gibson in fantasy football. Year after year this man always has a good team
and always makes the right moves, he is the definition of an O.G. Tune Squad on the other hand,
needs that week 1-3 production he saw out of Mr.Unlimiteddddd which got him to (3-0) earlier
this year. It's a favorite type of week for me as I think The Untouchables have too much
firepower in this marquee matchup which will ultimately lead him to victory over Tune Squad
bringing Gibby to (6-1) and Tune Squad to (4-3)
 MARQUEE MATCHUP
Dream Killers (3-3) vs For Younghoe (2-4)**

Our Co-main event takes us back to the 2018 E.F.F.L. Championship as defending champion
Dream Killers takes on baby bro, For Younghoe. It pains me to admit it, but Dream Killers owns
For Younghoe in fantasy football. These brothers have fought 100,000 times in their life, and 17
times in fantasy football as Dream Killers holds an all time record (13-4) including the ship
against his brother. For Younghoe needs to win this week more than ever. Not only to
#BeatTheStreak, but also stay afloat while Christan Mccaffery takes his sweet ass time
recovering from injury. Both teams are coming off tough losses in which they should have won
which also makes this matchup a huge moral game. We all know what happened in that 2017
championship as team owner Brian Mullinax sat De***** ****** over Mitch the bitch causing
him to lose the biggest prize money ever and the chip. Serendipity looms for For Younghoe as he
now has the chance to write his wrongs and defeat De***** ****** finally removing that
monkey off his back. In order to do so, Brian looks to fire up the newly acquired Dionte Johnson
for Devante Parkers bye week. Dream Killers has a decision to make at flex as he does not want
to beat himself coming off such a tough loss last week. My heart always is going to pick For
Younghoe to win, but in order to maintain journalistic integrity I must not be biased. With that
being said, I have to agree with the experts and pick Dre……. FUCK ALL THAT AND THE
EXPERTS. For Younghoe is winning and putting 2018 to rest, bringing both, yes both squads to
(3-4)
 ***Game of the Week***
Papa Mully (3-3) vs Dirty Birds II (3-3)

Our game of the week features two hard headed fathers as Dirty Birds II takes on his father, Papa
Mully. Okay I know you're probably wondering to yourself why this game is game of the week if
Dirty Birds II has Lamar Jackson, Mark Andrews, and Hollywood Brown all out due to bye on
top of the recent injury to Miles Sanders. Well, i'll tell you why. I think this matchup will be the
closest on the card seeing as Papa Mully's team always seems to underperform on projections
tagged along with the fact I like all of Dirty Birds plug in plays. So far Dirty Birds II has been a
Fraud (3-3) team due to the fact he has a low point total with high expectations seeing as he's
been to three ships while winning two. So seeing that this week expectations are low, I think it's
the perfect time for an upset game. Papa Mully has one hell of a talented roster he just hasn't
been able to put out his full healthy lineup or have them all boom at the same time. Another
important snippet to this matchup is that Papa Mully can lose this week and be fine for the rest of
the year while Jake needs to get any win he can take with the current state of his team in
question. With that being said Im picking the upset and riding the Dirty Birds II bringing him to
(4-3) while Papa Mully falls to (3-4)