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On the Cover: Matthew Moore of the San Francisco Pups
softball team (left) and Chris Jansen of the Spikes soccer
team share a drink at The Lookout. • Photo: Georg Lester
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SPORTS; DRINKS!d
Steven Underhill
Gay Jocks Compete; Fundraise in Bars • by Ronn Vigh
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n the heels of the San Francisco Giants’ While some work at sharpening their pitching
World Series victory, an overwhelming skills, others may prefer sitting on that aforementioned
feeling of baseball fever is beginning to balcony, presiding over a pitcher of beer. If you’re
flow back into the City by the Bay. As the Boys of the latter, you can still support local players at Jock
Summer go down to Arizona, getting into the swing Sundays, a weekly benefit party that raises money for
of things with Spring training games, in our own different LGBT sports teams and organizations.
backyards the boys (and girls) of SoMA, the Castro “In the first three seasons of Jock, we’ve raised over
and surrounding communities gear up for their own $100,000 for LGBT sports teams and organizations,”
opening day, March 13, when the first game of the San says Gregg Crosby, general manager of The Lookout.
Francisco Gay Softball League is scheduled. “Teams at Jock raise money by selling shots and
Even though Buster Posey and Aubrey Huff sound raffle tickets, and they also get a portion of the
like names you’re more likely to hear on RuPaul’s money from the door charge.” Jock Sundays returns
Drag Race than on World Series champs, modern to the lineup to kick off its fourth season, beginning
stereotypes would lead you to believe that gays and March 13, with softball team The Boomers as hosts.
sports don’t mix. But when the San Francisco Giants
clinched the 2010 series on a Monday night, the streets Pool’s Out
of the Castro had to be closed down to make way for San Francisco often boasts something for everyone
revelers. That same dynamic spirit and love of sports here. It seems to be no different in the sports field,
is found in many who participate in local gay sports which includes gay rugby, synchronized swimming,
teams, ranging from softball to rugby to water polo. flag football, soccer and even a water polo team.
The trim balcony of The Lookout bar in the San Francisco Tsunami is an LGBT (but straight-
Castro surrounds the perimeter of the main room friendly) water polo team, founded in 2001. John
like bleachers around a baseball field. Lookout owner Kennedy, President of the Tsunami Polo team, notes
Chris Hastings, who plays in the local gay softball and that while the Tsunami are currently the only LGBT
basketball leagues, notes that the Lookout sponsors water polo team in the Bay Area, the United States is
four softball teams, an AIDS Life/Cycle team, and a home to many predominantly gay teams from areas
basketball league. such as New York, Washington, D.C., Atlanta, Salt
“I love how supportive the gay leagues are, Lake City and West Hollywood.
especially to new members, and how they help to In 2010, the Tsunami placed sixth in the Gay
bring people together in a positive way,” says Hastings. Games in Cologne, and third at the Out Games in
“I realize that I own a bar, but I think it’s invaluable Copenhagen. Despite the competitive nature that
for our community to interact in a way that doesn’t comes with participating in tournaments, Kennedy
revolve around a party.” emphasizes that the league is welcoming to everyone,
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courtesy Tsunami Polo
Tsunami Polo guys and guys strut their stuff at
2009’s Tsunami de Mayo at Bar on Church.
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ho doesn’t love a sport where you can
drink beer at the same time? The annual
Boys With Balls benefit for Project Open
Hand took place back in January, with live music,
hot guys and three-fingered fun. But you can enjoy
the lanes at Serra Bowl (3301 Juniper Serra Blvd.,
Daly City) any day, host your own fundraiser, and
have a lot of fun too boot! www.openhand.org
www.boyswithballs.com www.serrabowl.com
GOLDEN YEARSd
Angie Bowie Rocks On • by Adam Sandel
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he was the counter-culture “It Girl” of the glam Bowie Life
rock ‘70s. She helped craft the style and image – Bowie headed for the avant-garde scene in
and was married to – one of the greatest icons in London where she finally felt at home. She met and
rock music history. And now Angie Bowie is coming fell in love with fledgling rock star David Bowie in
to San Francisco for the Trannyshack David Bowie 1969 when she was 19 – and the rest is rock and roll
Tribute on Friday, March 18. history. She shared her uber-glam rock look with
Forty years after changing the face of pop culture, him, introduced him to talented eccentrics, and the
Angie Bowie is still going strong, as I discovered while two married in 1970.
chatting with her from her home in Tucson, Arizona. “I Although their split in 1976 was not amicable,
just got back from L.A. where I was recording my new they bore a son whom they famously named Zowie
album Una Ves Mas with Chico Rey,” she tells me. “It’s (now the film director Duncan Heywood Jones)
got a lot of dance, house, club and tango style music as and Bowie remains proud of what they achieved
well as spoken word and festival anthem type songs.” together. “We put together an amazing company to
But which performer does the envelope-pushing handle a fantastic artist. It was an exciting time. We
rock icon admire today? One guess. “I like Lady Gaga. built it, formed it, and made it happen. It was my
She’s an interesting performer who’s visually exciting first big marketing job.”
and the music’s fine. If I was in a club I’d dance to it.” Although she hasn’t seen her iconic ex-husband
She also appreciates Gaga’s carrying on the early ‘70s in 30 years, Bowie has been with her partner Michael
spirit of civil rights for gays. “Those chores are never Gassett for the past 18 years. In addition to her
finished. It’s nice when someone new comes along and writing and music projects, Bowie has been active
you can say ‘Great, now you do it.’” with AidsBeGone, the organization she founded to
Born in 1949 in Cyprus to American parents, help find an AIDS vaccine (www.aidsbegone.org).
Mary Angela Barnett (Bowie’s fullmaiden name) How does she feel about returning to San
attended boarding school in Switzerland and then Francisco for the first time in 13 years? “I’m looking
The Connecticut College for Women, where a pivotal forward to it!”
experience changed her life forever. (Read the expanded verion on www.BARtabSF.
The sexually precocious teen had a lesbian affair com) ✸
with a schoolmate that resulted in both of them being
imprisoned in the school infirmary. Bowie escaped by
jumping out the second story window. “I thought to Trannyshack’s David Bowie Tribute,
myself, ‘I think I’ll leave,’ but my girlfriend spent four hosted by Heklina, Friday, March 18.
years at the Yale Psychiatric Institute being told she DNA Lounge, 375 11th St. 9:30pm-3am.
was a weirdo. That experience affected everything that Show 11:30pm. $15. www.dnalounge.com
happened later.” www.trannyshack.com
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GAL- IATORSd
Women Athletes Enjoy Pub Fun
• by Heather Cassell
Whimsy Media
The Bruisers relax at the
Lexington between seasons.
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ports and beer have been partners since the team. Joerger looks forward to “building a
jousting days, but it wasn’t until recent decades relationship with the women’s team,” he said, sitting
that people discovered that sporty women in the bleachers after the Inferno team family’s first
are sexy, and in their time off the field, they enjoy practice early last month.
celebrating. The women are already getting to know each
Inferno is blazing a new path in the San Francisco other, but this season means more because the
Gay Softball League this year with its new sister men are backing up the women in a new way. Said
team: Inferno Blaze. This is the first time an all-male Dabadghav, a longtime softballer, “Hopefully it will
softball organization and leather bar is backing an inspire other boy’s organizations, not just boy bars,
all-women softball team in recent history, believes to have girl’s teams.”
team manager Geena “Super G” Dabadghav and
Sheryl Phipps, president of Inferno. Girls having fun
Inferno, a nonprofit organization supported by the Sports isn’t all about competition. For these
Performing Arts Social Society, Inc., lines up Lone Star women, it’s also about community and friendship.
Saloon’s three men’s C- and D-division softball teams – Just ask the newest softball team on the block,
and now the women’s’ C-division team. Stray Bar’s the Knockouts and the Lexington Club’s
“The Lone Star Saloon has been very good to us longtime flag football team, The Bruisers.
throughout the year,” said Phipps of the numerous “We just wanted to play some ball, hang out
beer busts hosted at the leather bar throughout the year. with some friends, and have some orange slices,”
A women’s team was a dream until more women said Rianna Berkowitz, the coach, referring to her
joined the Inferno’s D. team, its open division men’s girlfriend, Megan Wells’ self-designation as “team
team, recently, said Phipps. Last season Inferno D. mom” ready to make orange slices for the games.
made it to the World Series in Columbus, Ohio. Berkowitz joined forces with her friend and
Everyone had a blast playing and hanging out together softball buddy, Eileen Gulian, after the two left Fall
on the field, at the Lone Star and on the road. Ball, the fall softball season, feeling a bit unfulfilled.
After the World Series, the guys began saying, They desired more on and off the field. Scouting
“Wouldn’t it be fun to have a women’s team?” said fields and networks, they pulled a team together
Phipps. “It almost felt like it’s their sister team.” and found a sponsor.
Phipps tapped Dabadghav, who played on the Nearly a dozen friends and family members
Inferno D. team, to manage Inferno Blaze. Inferno turned out for the D-division team’s first practice
board member and player Blake Joerger coaches last month, said Gulian, the manager, about the
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Whimsy Media
Stray Bar’s newest softball women, the Knockouts
celebrate a pre-season drink at Stray Bar.
Jim Provenzano
San Francisco Fog rugby teammates sell their Carl Stein, R. J., Heaney, and a friend at
popular T-shirts at the Lone Star Saloon a recent San Francisco Giants LGBT Night.
A SPORTING CHANCEd
• by Matt Baume
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or many LGBTs, the mere mention of sports is out and get exercise and expand my social circle.”
enough to conjure up memories of locker room Looking for something a tad more European?
bullying. But guess what? One of the nice things Check out the San Francisco Fog Rugby Football
about being a grownup is that you don’t have to put Club, which has a position for just about everyone
up with rotten kids, and can instead team up with (sffog.org).
awesome folks to get out and play. “A lot of people expect that everyone has to have a
That’s the appeal of San Francisco’s fabulous gay linebacker look,” said Club President Kory Salisbury.
sports teams, which make it possible to meet new “But one of the great things about rugby is there’s 15
friends and test your physical skill, all in the company different positions on the field, and in each position a
of folks who think gay is great. different body type is ideal.”
For ease of entry, no sport beats running. But it’s The club holds periodic rugby 101 clinics before
a lot more fun when you do it with friends like San heading out to the pitch on Treasure Island. And
Francisco Frontrunners (sffr.org). At twice-weekly fun between rough-and-tumble matches, the team mixes
runs, Frontrunners circle up, introduce themselves, it up with fundraisers at the Lone Star Saloon.
and present a couple of different routes. Attendees Speaking of rough-and-tumble, the Golden Gate
choose the one that sounds the most fun and then set Wrestling Club celebrates its thirtieth birthday this
off, followed by an optional post-run meal. year. The group of men and women meet on Tuesday
Join SFFR every Tuesday at 6:30pm in front of the and Friday evenings and Saturdays at noon at the
Ferry Building, or Saturday mornings at Stowe Lake Eureka Valley Rec Center (ggwc.org). Giving back
in Golden Gate Park at 9am. Come June, they’ll host to the community is built into the club’s DNA, with
an annual Pride Run that attracts a thousand folks. their Alliance Wrestling program that offers coaching
And thanks to sponsors like Starbelly, Bats Improv, to kids from eight to eighteen.
and the Pilsner Inn, their Pride runs have raised “It’s exciting to be able to pass on your skill and
thousands of dollars for charities. technique, said GGWC President Gene Dermody,
By far, the highest-profile sports group in the city “and to see somebody else use them, and to win with
is the San Francisco Gay Softball League, with close them!”
to 1,000 members and 62 teams (sfgsl.org). That While their past demonstration matches at
means that it’s easy for newcomers to find a team that local bars may be a thing of the past, the club’s
matches their style, from the super-competitive to the yearly fundraising at the Folsom Street Fair brings
just-for-fun. in the bulk of their budget, with beer booths and
“It serves three purposes,” said Vice Commissioner demonstrations by club members gay and straight.
Gordon Mannings at a recent beer bust fundraiser “The straight guys love coming to the Folsom Street
at 440 Castro, sponsor of the SF Fury team. “It’s a Fair,” Dermody grinned.
social outlet, you learn a new skill, and there’s the The San Francisco Spikes Soccer Club competed
competition.” in the first Gay Games in San Francisco in 1982, and
“For gay people, it’s athletic acceptance,” said currently boasts 100 active members across 4 teams
newcomer Tony Michaels. “And I just needed to get within the club (sfspikes.com).
courtesy SFPA
“We do see a lot of newcomers who have never
played soccer,” said team manager Chris Swanson.
“To get players up to speed, we hold indoor and
outdoor practices that are both fun games and skill
development drills. Because we are a large club, we
can tailor practices to the different skill levels.”
The club’s frequent fundraisers are a good
opportunity to meet members: look for them at Jock
Sunday at the Lookout, or at booths during Pride
and Folsom Street Fair. And then there are the pub
crawls, movie nights, game nights at players’ homes,
and even the occasional camping trip, snowboarding
trip or bowling/karaoke night out. Oh, and they also
get together to play soccer.
If you don’t feel cut out to be an athlete, you can
still be an athletic supporter by attending the San
Francisco Giants’ LGBT night, which attracts several
hundred people every year.
It all started in 2003, when Carl Stein noticed that
singles night at the stadium was awfully straight. He
emailed the team and they jumped at the chance to
host LGBTs. Online ticket sales allow fans to all sit
together, and participants get a pre-game party.
“As far as I’m aware, it’s the longest-running LGBT
promotion that any major league baseball team has,”
Stein said proudly. Keep an eye on www.sfgiants.com/
specialevents for this year’s blowout.
For a physical challenge with a cerebral component,
head over to Esta Noche, Thieves Tavern, Marlena’s,
Lucky 13, or any of the two dozen other bars that host
the San Francisco Pool Association (SFPApool.org).
Since the 1970’s, the SFPA’s been welcoming players
of all skill levels.
“One of the things that’s great about the pool
league is that the people who are really good are happy
to help the people who aren’t,” said Travis Bernard,
SFPA President. “The heart of playing pool,” said
SFPA Vice President Leif Smith, “is the friendships
that you build.”
And connections like those are why pool – and
rugby, softball, baseball, wrestling, and running –
mean so much, no matter your orientation. ✸
Rey Cervantes
Michael McAllister Chris Munro, left, and Lon
at bat. Troyer, right warming up.
A
break-up is like a mid-life crisis. You come anxiety, downloading a podcast geared specifically to
out of it, look around, and take stock. You buy the softball player that was hosted by an old ex-wrestler
hair plugs or find yourself doing things you’ve who counseled the listener on self-confidence.
never done before – like joining a gay softball team. “Ladies,” he said, “You may be a natural alpha
Heartbroken, with a lot of time on my hands, I ran bitch…”
into a friend who told me he’d just joined a D- league I’d imagined that turning myself into an athlete
gay softball team. would earn me more respect. I’d get a sports cup and
“There’s a D league?” I asked. I never knew gay a baseball cap and life would change. Still, I hit every
softball had divisions below C. I’d never played a team practice with focus, if not finesse, and hit the batting
sport, having been one of those gay boys easily cowed cages on my own time. I listened to my coach and
by chest-thumping straight boys. But I bought cleats the other players. I improved at practice, hitting and
and a glove and showed up for the first practice of the fielding a little more reliably each time. But stepping
Lone Star Inferno team, fantasizing that a hidden talent into the batter’s box at games, I’d feel my chest tighten,
would emerge and I’d be hastily promoted, maybe up and I’d strike out every time.
to the B-league. Our coach would shake her head: “I I just wanted a single. One little base, and we’d go
hate to let him go, but I can’t in good conscience stunt from there.
his natural athleticism.” By this point in the season I’d been hanging out
Let’s just say I was lucky there was no F-league. Of all again with Joe, my ex, and we treaded around each
the sports I could have chosen to launch my newly single other cautiously, trying to figure out if there was
life, softball may have been the one for which I was least something left to salvage. He started showing up at my
suited. I dropped balls, tore hamstrings, and struck out. games to cheer me on.
I hated being bad at something, especially in front At the next game we were down by four runs in the
of so many people. Now, we’re talking D-league gay last inning, with two outs. If I struck out or popped up,
softball; the stakes couldn’t have been lower. But as a the game would be over. Mouth dry, I stepped into the
writer, I’d just received a string of career rejections, and box, where I quickly racked up two balls and one strike.
the failure of my relationship – of which I’d had great After each pitch I’d try to fill the bottom of my lungs.
hopes – only compounded my feelings of inadequacy. Then I’d exhale and repeat, “Eye on the ball, eye on the
But hot guys came to our Lone Star beer busts, I’d ball, all the way in, see the ball hit the bat…”
begun to understand the particular satisfaction of The ball hit the bat.
belonging to a team, and our second baseman said I With a nice solid grounder, I dropped the bat and
looked hot in a catcher’s mask, so I decided to stick took off running, all the way through first base. Safe.
around. The next batter got me to second, and the next batter
I spent the next few weeks researching sports got me home. I crossed that plate like a D-league god,
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Blake Joreger (left) and
James Camacho (right) at the Lone Star Saloon.
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Joey Arias & Sherry Vine at Harrison. 646-0999. www.theendup.com
@ The Rrazz Room, Fri. 4
Hard @ Q Bar
Electro pop dance night at the intimate Castro bar-club,
Thu 3➠ with DJ Haute Toddy. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St.
www.QbarSF.com
Heavy Liquid @ SF Eagle
Local band with a solid rock sound and hunky front man Jock Straps @ Chaps II
Kent James performs at the popular leather bar; Psychol- Strip down to your jock strap on the jocular jock night.
ogy of Genocide and Semi-Feral also play. 9pm. 12th St. at 9pm-2am. 1225 Folsom St. at 8th. 255-2427.
Harrison. www.sfeagle.com Also March 19 (10:30pm, with www.chapsbarsanfrancisco.com
three other bands) at The Stork Club, 2330 Telegraph Ave.,
Oakland. www.kentjames.com Joey Arias & Sherry Vine @ The Rrazz Room
Enjoy two drag sensations in one act. New York legend
Miss Toolbox Pageant Arias, known for everything from backing up David Bowie
@ Club 93 and starring in Cirque du Soleil to his Billie Holiday song
Heklina, Trauma Flintstone, Scott stylings, teams up with the irreverent Vine, whose Lady
Capurro, Lynn Breedlove and Gaga song parodies have run wild on YouTube. Mature
David Hawkins (actually, his Cher audiences only! $27.50. 10:30pm. Also Mar. 5. 2-drink
doll) judge the new wild atypical minimum. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. at Ellis.
drag “beauty” pageant. Alexis (800) 380-3095. www.therrazzroom.com
Alexis Von Fierce Von Fierce MCs. 11pm-2am.
93 9th St. at Mission. Nasty @ Powerhouse
Suzan Revah’s second anniversary filthy fun fundraiser,
Redlight @ Risque Lounge with prizes and bawdy fun. Proceeds benefit the AIDS
DJ Hawthorne, Gypsy Love and guests bring a new weekly Emergency Fund. $5. 10pm-2am. 1347 Folsom St.
retro classy lounge for music, fashion, art and cocktails. 552-8689. www.powerhouse-sf.com
45 Maiden Lane. 6pm-10pm. www.ghettodisco.com
Strangelove, Erasure-esque @ Café du Nord
Tubesteak Connection Depeche Mode and Erasure tribute bands perform. San-
@ Aunt Charlie’s Lounge ity Assasins, a Bauhaus tribute band, opens. $10. 21+.
Retro tunes and retro cruisy crowd, each Thursday. DJ Bus 8:30pm. 2170 Market St. 861-5016. www.cafedunord.com
Station John plays records. $4. 10pm-2am. 133 Turk St. at
Taylor. www.auntcharlieslounge.com
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Station John plays records. Tonight’s a special kick-off party
for SPKR (see March 12). $4. 10pm-2am. 133 Turk St. at
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Taylor. www.auntcharlieslounge.com
Sun 13➠
Honey Soundsystem @ Holy Cow
The coolest Sunday music mix crew has moved yet again,
but not too far, and to the original home of The Stud. Look
for the suspended cow. 10pm-2am. 1535 Folsom St. at
11th. www.honeysoundsystem.com
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HOMO BASEd
But the softball league at the time was men-only,
until Sara Lewinstein, owner of The Artemis Café,
rounded up some pals and started what became a
• by Jim Provenzano thriving women’s softball league. Along with Rikki
Streicher and her bar Maud’s (and 12 years later,
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ike a yin-yang of stalwart athleticism and Amelia’s), women-owned bars and cafes supported
Bacchan celebration, gay bars and gay sports women’s sports, creating a thriving community.
have gone together for more than half a century. Meanwhile, Olympic decathlete Tom Waddell, when
Here in the Bay Area, the first gay sports event was not competing in bar-sponsored flag football, worked
actually organized by discreet lesbians in the 1950s, to raise funds for the first “Gay Olympics.” (changed to
as documented in the first issue of The Ladder, the the Gay Games).
historic women’s periodical. Lewinstein’s legacy with the Gay Games not only
By 1968, the Community Bowling League, sponsored includes the family she raised with and after her
by the Society for Individual Rights (SIR) held regular marriage to Waddell. A decades-long softball coach
competitions at Park Bowl (which was demolished in and bowler, she also now manages Serra Bowl in Daly
the ‘90s). By 1971, 22 teams competed locally. City, where gay leagues frequently take to the lanes.
Pool and billiards followed close behind in the Mark Brown, who also aided the Games movement,
late 1960s, as soon as gay bars began to establish later became the Gay Softball League’s commissioner,
themselves, with or without the then-needed police and an honored Hall of Famer. “There were so many
payoffs. As disco swept popular culture in the 1970s, good things that happened and went on during the
groovy recreational sports like the Bay Area’s Gay Skate ‘70s, which I must say, was a privilege for me to be a
Night drew hip crowds. part of, not only as a player,” said Brown, who turned
But it was softball that really became the giant of gay 77 this year. He still coaches the Hustlers team, which
sports, thanks to tireless organizers, coaches and fledgling enjoys sponsorship from the SF Powerhouse.
jocks. The support of local gay-owned taverns like Sutter’s Swimmers, wrestlers, runners, and tennis and
Mill, the Pendulum, and other byone bars, was pivotal, hockey teams have held countless fundraising events
and provided a perfect post-game social outlet. at bars like the Pilsner Inn, Daddy’s (now 440), The
As local gay newspapers, both the Bay Area SF Eagle, in a tradition which continues today. As we
Reporter and The Sentinel, documented the growing mourn those lost from AIDS in past years, many a bar
softball league in all its excitement and controversies, night will host a benefit for AIDS Life/Cycle riders. For
participants like the late Jack “Irene” McGowan fiercely many patrons, their local gay bar is the place where
penned expansive columns of victories and losses. everybody knows your name, and your game. ✸