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<i>(Roger)
And so it began</i>

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<i>thirty-thousand years ago</i>

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<i>a man discovered</i>

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<i>his best friend.</i>

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Oh!

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<i>(Roger)
Dogs were man's best friend</i>

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<i>and only animal companion</i>

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<i>for the next 15,000 years.</i>

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<i>And then..</i>

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<i>(Gwen)
Cats are in the house, y'all!</i>

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<i>Whoo! Whoo!</i>

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[scratching]
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<i>(Roger)
For the next 15,000 years</i>

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<i>cats and dogs
fought each other.</i>

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<i>Hissing and barking
and breaking things</i>

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<i>along the way.</i>

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<i>With the emergence
of technology</i>

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<i>harmless skirmishes
grew into diabolical plots</i>

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<i>as cats and dogs tried
to eliminate each other</i>

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<i>as human companions.</i>

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<i>Eventually, humans grew tired.</i>

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<i>So, dogs and cats
had to do something</i>

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<i>if they wanted
to stay the number one</i>

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<i>and number two animals
in the human household.</i>

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<i>(Gwen)
Actually, fish are number one.</i>

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<i>(Roger)
Fish don't count.</i>

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<i>Anyway, cat and dog leaders</i>

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<i>worked together
to stop these plots</i>

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<i>and formed
an organization called</i>

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<i>The Furry Animals
Rivalry Termination.</i>

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<i>(Gwen)
Or FART!</i>

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<i>(Roger)
Nah, that's not really a thing.</i>

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<i>(Gwen)
It's totally a thing!</i>

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<i>(Roger) The purpose of
the Furry Animals Riv...</i>

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<i>[Gwen clears throat]
FART!</i>

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<i>[Roger grunts]
...was to monitor</i>

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<i>potential plots,
feline or canine</i>

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<i>and stop them
before they interfered</i>

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<i>with the human world.</i>

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<i>(Gwen)
The good news is..</i>

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<i>...we opened up wide</i>

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<i>and let loose FART,
the most silent</i>

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<i>and deadly organization
of all time.</i>

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<i>We were able to stop those
plots and many others.</i>

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<i>(Roger) The last decade has
been the most peaceful one</i>

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<i>between the two species
in centuries.</i>

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<i>(Gwen)
Huh! I wouldn't say centuries!</i>

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<i>(Roger)
Well, you would be wrong.</i>

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[instrumental music]

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<i>(Roger and Gwen)
Ah! Home sweet home.</i>

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[instrumental music]

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[Max grunts]

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<i>(Roger)
That's me, Roger!</i>

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<i>As in Roger Federer.</i>

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<i>The best tennis player
of all time.</i>

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<i>That's Max, my human.</i>

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<i>He used to practice outdoors
on court.</i>

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<i>I would fetch tennis balls
for him</i>

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<i>but now, well..</i>

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<i>...he does... that!</i>

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[cat meowing]

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<i>(Gwen)
Hey, that's me, Gwen.</i>
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<i>You know, as in Stefani.</i>

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<i>And let me introduce you
to my fabulous person</i>

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<i>the one, the onlyZoey!</i>

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[thudding]

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<i>[thinking] Mm,
she's under there somewhere.</i>

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Argh! Driving me..

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..crazy!

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[grunting]

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[meows]

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[thudding]

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<i>(Gwen) Yeah,
she's not really a morning person.</i>

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(Zoe)
'Argh!'

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[whirring]

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- Morning, honey.
- Morning, mom.

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You sleep well?

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- Yeah, I guess.
- Hmm.

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This will put
some pep in your step.

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Kale juice, spinach juice,
celery juice.

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Yeah.

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- Good? Drink up.
- Mm.

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- So close, honey.
- Ugh!

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State championships
are just around the corner.

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I think we can
win it all this year.

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Mm, mm. Yeah, for-for sure.

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[whimpering]

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<i>(Roger) And they think drinking
out of a toilet is gross.</i>
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Listen,
I got an alert this morning

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about your workout.

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Noticed your footwork
was a little slow today.

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I get an alert when you miss
your target numbers.

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What else do you get updates on?

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Your heart rate, how much time
you spend in the bathroom

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your heart rate when
you spend time in the bathroom.

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- Boundaries, mom!
- Just saying.

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In case you want some more?
I know you like it.

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Hmm.

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[whimpering]

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[guitar music]

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[meows]
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Morning, Zoe-Zoe.

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Good morning.

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Um, let me, make you breakfast.

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It's okay. I got it.
I'll heat up burritos.

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<i>(Gwen) You're probably
thinking, "Gwen, you're nothing</i>

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<i>but a pampered,
sheltered, housecat."</i>

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<i>And maybe you're right.</i>

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No way!

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You can heat those up?

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No wonder mine
are always so crunchy.

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<i>(Gwen) But one day,
we're gonna go outside</i>

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<i>and have great
adventures together.</i>

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<i>Don't worry. I'll protect her.</i>

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<i>I'm like a Ninja!</i>

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[glass shatters]

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<i>Ha! I'm okay!</i>

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(Zoey)
How was the gig last night?

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Uh... fell through.

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But I stayed in the coffee shop

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and a new song came to me

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like a gift from above.

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That's great, dad.
Let's hear it.

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Yeah, yeah, it's like, uh..

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[guitar music]

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♪ Da da da da pa ra ra ♪

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♪ Run run run ♪

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♪ Gotta get away ♪

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♪ Run run run ♪

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♪ Show 'em something something ♪

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♪ Run run run ♪♪

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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See, the thing is,
I wrote the lyrics

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down on a napkin
and then I forgot

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and then I blew my nose

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and then I put it in my pocket

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and then it was just a mushy

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snotty, gooey.

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- Nothing.
- Okay.

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- It'll come back to you.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Don't forget, dad.

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A million people
bought your first album.

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Twenty years ago.

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Eddie Vedder says you're
the grungiest guy in grunge.

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[laugh]
Eddie Vedder.

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Ah! Hot.

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You got asbestos fingers?

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Hot, hot, hot.
How do you do that?

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Ah!

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Mm!

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Now it tastes so much better.

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Dad, don't give up.

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Promise?

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I promise.

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[instrumental music]
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Bye, Gwen. Have a good day.

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- Bye. Love you.
- Bye! Love you.

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[door shuts]

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[sighs]

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[sighs]

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[mellow music]

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♪ Hey now we'll walk
through a fire ♪

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♪ Just to bring you the ring ♪

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♪ Obstacles are only rocks
for the calm ♪

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♪ It's a race
against the clock ♪

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♪ And you've got
the perfect timing ♪

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♪ Bring the thunder so we all
be castin' lightning ♪

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♪ The only thing that cuts
diamond is diamond ♪
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Wait! Hold up there!

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♪ And I've been waiting
all my life ♪

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♪ Just for this one night ♪

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Thanks.

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I'm sorry.
Did you say something?

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Whatever, dude. You do you.

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♪ I got the heart
of a champion ♪

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♪ And I will ♪♪

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[upbeat music]

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[panting]

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[beeping]

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[meows]

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[meowing]

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[music continues]
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<i>(Roger)
As you may have guessed</i>

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<i>we are not your average pets.</i>

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We are two of the baddest,
most kick-butt

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FART agents you've ever seen.

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Actually, we're just

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risk assessment analysts.

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[automated voice]
Please say the password.

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- Beethoven.
- Incorrect.

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- Uh, Rin Tin Tin.
- Wrong.

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- Air Bud.
- Not even close.

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- Snoopy?
- Negative.

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- Old Yeller?
- Incorrect.

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Scooby Doo?
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Uh, Garfield.

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[automated voice]
You got it, sister!

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Seriously?

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[clicks tongue]
I put in a request.

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[upbeat music]

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Hey, how was the
night shift, old Ed?

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Well, back's a little stiff.

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I've been meaning to order
one of those standing desks.

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I meant with the monitoring.

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Well, mostly,
I've been just been watching

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these bubbles
float across the screen.

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Hey, Ed, that's screensaver.

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Oh, you and your fancy
high-tech gadget.
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In my day,
we had to trust our instincts

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'and communicate, and we were
out there on the streets!'

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Oh! I wish they'd
sent us out in the field.

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I'm dying to see some action.

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We're just monitors.

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Yeah! And how boring is that?

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It's like I always say..

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...boring is good.

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Not.

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[sniffing]

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Ah! Roast beef.

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Ugh, I'm not gonna even ask.

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[beeping]

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(Ed) Catch you kids
on the flippity flop.

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[indistinct]

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(Roger)
Monitors 44871 and 44872

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logging in for Zone-867.

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The F.A.R.T. system's
functioning flawlessly

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and the worldwide threat level
remains at low.

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Copy that, chief. Great news.

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Yeah. If you like
rotting away at a desk.

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Uploading your links now.

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Carry on, monitors.

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HQ out.

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[buttons beeping]

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[scoffs]
Really?

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(Gwen) 'What is it
with dogs and trees?'
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Very complex.

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Your kind would never grasp it.

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Ah! Yes, yes,
you're absolutely right.

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How could we possibly understand

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such a sophisticated ritual?

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Hold the phone. Got a canine
near the animal hospital.

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[panting]

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Oh, I bet
he's planning something.

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- Just a stray.
- 'Looks suspicious to me.'

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Could be a serious plot
against feline patients.

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Ah! Not the diaper,
not the diaper!

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(Roger)
'And... the diaper.'

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Ugh! Oh!
252
00:10:56,565 --> 00:10:58,834
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
Let me guess.

253
00:10:58,902 --> 00:11:01,103
Too complex
for my kind to grasp?

254
00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:03,605
Nope. That's just disgusting.

255
00:11:03,672 --> 00:11:04,640
[groans]

256
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,609
Nothing exciting
ever happens anymore.

257
00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:09,177
You guys have all the fun.

258
00:11:09,244 --> 00:11:11,079
Take it from someone who knows

259
00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:12,414
there was nothing fun

260
00:11:12,481 --> 00:11:15,117
about those major plots
back in the day.

261
00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:17,719
Lot of good agents,
both dog and cat

262
00:11:17,786 --> 00:11:19,755
got injured, or worse.

263
00:11:19,821 --> 00:11:21,490
Oh, wait. You saw some action?

264
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,026
Enough to know
it wasn't for me.
265
00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:24,593
At least you were out there.

266
00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:27,162
Hey! You ever
gave anyone the old..

267
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,564
[swishing]

268
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,232
[grunting]

269
00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:31,968
What the feline is that?

270
00:11:32,035 --> 00:11:33,869
[alarms blaring]

271
00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:36,940
- Initiate reboot protocol.
- Initiating.

272
00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,807
Probably a power failure.

273
00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,075
(Pablo on PA)
'In case you're wondering'

274
00:11:40,142 --> 00:11:41,843
'this is not a power failure.'

275
00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,345
'But <i>failure'</i>

276
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,113
'is the perfect word
to describe'

277
00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,481
'what's just happened'

278
00:11:46,548 --> 00:11:49,052
'to your labyrinth
monitoring system.'

279
00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:51,286
'I've shut out
all communications'

280
00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:53,890
'from your headquarters
to every other station'

281
00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:55,223
'in your network.'

282
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:58,760
'Just try and control
your FART now!'

283
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,095
Well, dude, that was a thing.

284
00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:01,663
What's goin' on?
Who's doing this?

285
00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:04,033
(Pablo on PA) 'I am the
most nefarious villain'

286
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,768
'the world has ever seen!'

287
00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:09,771
[laughing]

288
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,774
Is that it? Is he done?

289
00:12:12,841 --> 00:12:14,109
This is not good!

290
00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:16,345
Honestly, I thought
the laugh was kind of weak.

291
00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:19,214
I'm thinking needy
with self-esteem issues.

292
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,316
Probably a chihuahua or smaller.

293
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:22,818
(Pablo on PA)
'I'm still here!'

294
00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,954
'I accidentally hit
the mute button.'

295
00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:27,689
'Just know that
as you sit there helplessly'

296
00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:30,626
'in your secret bunkers
all over the planet'

297
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:33,462
'my brilliant plan
is already sending'

298
00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:36,765
'the world of dogs and cats
into chaos!'

299
00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:38,600
Chaos? What kind of chaos?

300
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,635
[barking]

301
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:40,736
[snarling]

302
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,771
[growling]

303
00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:44,606
(Roger) 'This is madness.
You don't get away with it.'

304
00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,876
(Pablo on PA)
'I already have.'

305
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,879
[evil laughter]

306
00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:52,614
We gotta do something.

307
00:12:52,681 --> 00:12:54,583
You canines
designed this system.

308
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,986
Tell me you butt-sniffers
have a backup plan.

309
00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:58,553
Uh..

310
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,288
Oh, dear God. We're doomed.

311
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,792
[traffic bustling]

312
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,030
That's it, honey.

313
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,830
(male #1)
'Let's go, Max.'

314
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:10,066
That's it, kiddo.

315
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,968
'Follow through.'

316
00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:13,468
Force him to use your back hand.

317
00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:15,470
Forehand, Max, forehand.

318
00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:21,010
Nice swing.

319
00:13:21,077 --> 00:13:22,045
[blows whistle]

320
00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:23,679
Power shot, power shot!

321
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:26,581
All eyes will be on the State
Tennis Tournament next week

322
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:28,817
as the boys gun
for the championship.

323
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,887
Led by local phenom

324
00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:32,989
Max Harper.

325
00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:36,059
'Max will try to complete
an undefeated regular season'

326
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,492
against Central High tomorrow

327
00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,629
as a tune-up before
the State championships.

328
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,066
Follow through!
Pull over your shoulder.

329
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,800
Susan!

330
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,802
You know how I feel about you
coaching during practice.

331
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,371
- I'm the coach.
- I've got the hat.

332
00:13:49,438 --> 00:13:51,473
You ordered that hat
off the internet.

333
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,375
I'm gonna have to ask
for the whistle too.

334
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,779
But, ya-uh, I'm keeping the hat.

335
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:02,952
[instrumental music]

336
00:14:03,986 --> 00:14:05,888
[car horn honking]

337
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,692
[Max grunts]

338
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:12,995
Hey, honey.

339
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,570
The biggest problem with FART,
besides the obvious

340
00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,305
is that it was designed by dogs!

341
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:25,141
We never would have needed FART

342
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,409
if you cats
weren't always plotting

343
00:14:27,476 --> 00:14:29,411
and scheming
and trying to disrupt

344
00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:30,712
nature's intentions.
345
00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:32,215
Nature's intentions?

346
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,582
Three words, hair ball.

347
00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:36,651
"Man's best friend." Period.

348
00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:38,921
That's four words. Catnap!

349
00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:42,892
[snoring]

350
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,428
Whoa! Where were we?

351
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:48,998
[telephone ringing]

352
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,012
Whoa! What is it?

353
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,349
[telephone ringing]

354
00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:20,062
What are you doing?
That thing may be about to blow.

355
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:22,965
Why did you do that for?

356
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,833
- Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
- 'Hello.'

357
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:26,334
- 'Hello? Pick up the phone.'
- Hey, wait.

358
00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:28,837
- 'Is anyone there?'
- I think it's talking.

359
00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:31,107
(Schnauzer on phone) 'Answer this
phone, you nincompoops!'

360
00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:33,341
- That sounds like the chief.
- 'It is the chief!'

361
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:35,410
Whoa! How about that?
It's a phone!

362
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,512
'High tech, no buttons.'

363
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:38,881
(Schnauzer on phone)
'We've been hacked!'

364
00:15:38,948 --> 00:15:41,583
'Someone has shut down
our online systems.'

365
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,419
'This old landline is the
only way we can communicate.'

366
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,720
Who do you think is responsible?

367
00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:47,455
(Schnauzer on phone)
'We have no idea.'

368
00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:48,757
'But a crime like this has'

369
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,625
'Mr. Tinkles and Kitty Galore'

370
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,261
'written all over it.'

371
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,963
Knew it. Always the cats.

372
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,032
Watch who you're accusing,
mister!

373
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,365
Or what?

374
00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:58,667
(Schnauzer on phone)
'Stop it, you two!'

375
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,169
'It appears
they have done something'

376
00:16:00,236 --> 00:16:01,703
'that increases the hatred'

377
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:04,307
'between cats
and dogs everywhere.'

378
00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:06,575
'It's clearly affecting
both of you already.'

379
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,211
Not me. He started it!

380
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:09,744
- Did not.
- Did too!

381
00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:13,082
(Schnauzer on phone) 'Enough!
Hit the big red button!'

382
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:16,085
[instrumental music]

383
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:27,196
(Schnauzer on phone)
'Open it and eat one now!'

384
00:16:27,263 --> 00:16:28,430
'Each of you.'

385
00:16:28,496 --> 00:16:30,099
'They've been
specially modified'

386
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,700
'with lavender, valerian root'

387
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:33,302
'and passion flower.'

388
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,104
Hmm. What do they do?

389
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,472
(Schnauzer) 'They're still
in their beta phase.'

390
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,941
'But if they work properly'

391
00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,344
'you should notice
your disdain for one another'

392
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:42,577
'begin to wear off.'

393
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:46,115
So, you want us
to be your test monkeys?

394
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:47,482
- After you.
- No.

395
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,018
- After <i>you.</i>
- No, no, no, no.

396
00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:51,519
- Doggies first.
- Oh, no, please.

397
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,655
- After you.
- Rock, paper, scissors for it?

398
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,791
You're on. One, two, three!

399
00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:58,560
- What is that?
- Is that a rock?

400
00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:00,428
(Schnauzer on phone)
'Ah! Just do it!'

401
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,534
[instrumental music]

402
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:12,341
I owe you an apology.

403
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,442
Apology accepted.

404
00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:16,778
Ooh! Your coat is so soft.

405
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:19,581
And your breath smells like
freshly mowed grass.

406
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:22,684
(Schnauzer on phone) 'We haven't
studied any long term effects yet.'

407
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,487
'But they should keep you guys
from killing each other'

408
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,822
'while you solve this case.'

409
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:30,226
- Did you say <i>we</i> solve the case?
- 'Yes!'

410
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,995
(Schnauzer on phone) 'We may not
know who is behind this plot'

411
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,462
'but we do know where.'

412
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,165
'Before our computers went down'

413
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:38,833
'they were able to pinpoint
the origin of the hack!'

414
00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:40,769
'It came from your zone.'

415
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:42,371
'The perpetrator
we're looking for'

416
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,472
'is within a five block radius'

417
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,508
'of where you're sitting
right now!'

418
00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:47,809
Yes! We're on it, chief.

419
00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:50,079
W-w-wait a second.
We're not field agents.

420
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:51,613
We're just monitors.

421
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,481
Who are you sending
to take a lead on this?

422
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:54,917
Who's in charge?

423
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:57,320
(Schnauzer on phone)
'Bottom line, this starts'

424
00:17:57,386 --> 00:17:59,088
'and ends with you two.'

425
00:17:59,155 --> 00:18:01,390
'You need to put together
a support team'

426
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,824
'from within your building.'

427
00:18:02,892 --> 00:18:05,394
'We cannot trust outsiders.'

428
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,330
From within this building?

429
00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:09,131
But there are only
a few other cats and dogs

430
00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:11,566
that live here and
none of them have any training.

431
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,204
(Schnauzer on phone) 'Well,
it's up to you two to get them ready.'

432
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,538
'We don't stop this now'

433
00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:18,707
'it could lead
to an all-out war'

434
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,675
'between cats and dogs.'

435
00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:23,511
'The fate of canines
and felines everywhere'

436
00:18:23,578 --> 00:18:25,547
'is in your paws!'

437
00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:26,748
'HQ out!'

438
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,952
[instrumental music]

439
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,489
[car engine sputters]

440
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:45,700
I thought we were doing okay.

441
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,970
Dad, I mean
with your song royalties.

442
00:18:48,037 --> 00:18:50,339
[groans]
We are okay, Zoey

443
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:52,008
and we're gonna be okay, just..

444
00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:54,809
...things have been a little
slow lately, that's all.

445
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,644
I can help.

446
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:59,115
I can get a job at the mall
or babysit.

447
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,984
No, no, no.
This is not your responsibility.

448
00:19:02,051 --> 00:19:04,652
[sighs]
The only thing is..

449
00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:06,588
...we may have to find
a smaller place.

450
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:08,090
Or a bigger car

451
00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:09,724
with an actual backseat.

452
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,593
You mean, move again?

453
00:19:11,659 --> 00:19:13,429
Well, just to save on rent.

454
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:15,264
But same neighborhood,
same school.

455
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,831
And pets, right?

456
00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:18,267
I just started looking, Zoey.

457
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,002
We'll-we'll do the best we can.

458
00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,670
Hey.

459
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,572
We're gonna be fine.

460
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:26,442
Okay?

461
00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:30,578
[inhales] Listen,
I gotta go see about a job.

462
00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,014
What kind of job?

463
00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,615
A-a studio musician?
464
00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:35,017
Live performance?

465
00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:37,652
Um, not exactly.

466
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,492
'There's pasta in the fridge.'

467
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,692
I know. I cooked something.

468
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,529
- Movie at 7:00?
- Movie at 7:00.

469
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:47,930
Oh, hey, hey, hey!

470
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:50,565
Don't forget your guitar.

471
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,302
- Love you.
- Love you too. Bye!

472
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:55,304
Bye!

473
00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,040
[munching]

474
00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:00,242
(man on TV)
'That's all the money I've got!'

475
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:03,345
Solving this caper,
we're gonna need a crew.

476
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,580
Qualified,
dependable specialists.

477
00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,451
Oh, a computer expert,
a getaway driver

478
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,885
and master of disguise.

479
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:11,120
What are we, robbing a casino?

480
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:12,587
This is my first assignment,
okay?

481
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,123
Give me this!

482
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,724
[sighs] The chief said
we can only use pets

483
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:18,660
from within this building.

484
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:21,763
We've got old Ed,
but besides him..

485
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,299
...not a lot of options.

486
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,934
<i>(Roger)
There's Clyde in 6D.</i>

487
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,268
<i>(Gwen)
He wears a diaper!</i>

488
00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:27,336
He can track someone's scent

489
00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:28,437
from a mile away.

490
00:20:28,504 --> 00:20:29,771
Doggie diaper. Enough said.

491
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,407
Um, well, how about Zelda

492
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:32,640
<i>on the fourth floor?</i>

493
00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:33,909
<i>(Gwen)
Nope, cross her path</i>

494
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:35,044
<i>seven years, bad luck.</i>

495
00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:37,079
Um, isn't that a broken mirror?

496
00:20:37,146 --> 00:20:39,014
You want to take that chance?

497
00:20:39,081 --> 00:20:41,183
[sighs]
Lexie in the penthouse?

498
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,952
<i>(Gwen)
What animal allows a human</i>

499
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,887
<i>to dress her?
No self-respect.</i>

500
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:47,622
<i>(Roger)
Anastasia? Leopold? Maximus?</i>

501
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:50,259
Worms, fleas,
explosive diarrhea.

502
00:20:50,326 --> 00:20:51,360
And that's just Anastasia.

503
00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:52,528
[sighs]
504
00:20:52,595 --> 00:20:55,264
Okay, so that just leaves..

505
00:20:55,331 --> 00:20:57,066
[all screaming]

506
00:21:02,338 --> 00:21:04,772
[growling]

507
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:05,807
<i>(Roger)
...Duke.</i>

508
00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:07,309
Looks like we found our muscle.

509
00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:09,844
Scared to death of that guy,
by the way.

510
00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:11,147
Does he even speak?

511
00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:12,615
<i>(Roger)
No one knows.</i>

512
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,350
So, that's our crew?

513
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:16,851
<i>You, me, old Ed and Duke?</i>

514
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:17,887
That's right.

515
00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:19,321
The greatest team

516
00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:21,457
the world has ever seen.

517
00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:22,525
Catnap!
518
00:21:22,591 --> 00:21:23,959
[snoring]

519
00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:26,896
- Oh, brother.
- Now, let's do this!

520
00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:28,998
[instrumental music]

521
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,301
- 'Thank you.'
- Alright.

522
00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:34,203
[door shuts]

523
00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:42,777
[instrumental music]

524
00:21:55,424 --> 00:21:58,360
[birds chirping]

525
00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:02,131
[upbeat music]

526
00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:07,403
[thudding]

527
00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:19,882
[all chanting]
Pablo! Pablo!

528
00:22:19,949 --> 00:22:22,551
Pablo! Pablo!

529
00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:24,852
Pablo! Pablo!

530
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,789
Pablo! Pablo!

531
00:22:27,855 --> 00:22:30,626
Yes. Thank you, yes!
532
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,394
Thank you. Yes.

533
00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:35,431
Thirty four cans
will be a new world record.

534
00:22:35,497 --> 00:22:37,865
(male #2)
'Go, Pablo! You can do it!'

535
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,801
Go, Pablo, go!

536
00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:41,170
'You can do it!'

537
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:44,073
'Ha-ha! Yeah!'

538
00:22:44,139 --> 00:22:45,975
'Take to the skies, boss!'

539
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,775
'Take to the skies!'

540
00:22:49,777 --> 00:22:51,714
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ooh!

541
00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:52,915
[croaking]

542
00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:54,583
[Pablo groans]

543
00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,385
Getting closer, boss.

544
00:22:56,452 --> 00:22:58,287
[groans]

545
00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,189
Ah! Oh!
546
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,590
'Ow! Ah!'

547
00:23:01,657 --> 00:23:02,790
[laughing]

548
00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:03,858
So, Zeek..

549
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,027
[snarling]

550
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:06,695
The head honcho around here

551
00:23:06,794 --> 00:23:09,498
'is a parrot
who can almost fly?'

552
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,400
'Maybe we should
nominate a fish'

553
00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:13,702
'who can almost swim.'

554
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,671
I'm a cockatoo!

555
00:23:15,738 --> 00:23:18,274
You're new to our organization.

556
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,943
Pets with out-of-the-ordinary
pedigree

557
00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:23,078
or, POOP, for short.

558
00:23:23,145 --> 00:23:25,414
So, I'll let you
slide this one time.

559
00:23:25,481 --> 00:23:27,049
'The owner clips my wings'
560
00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:30,319
to keep me from
flying off my perch!

561
00:23:30,386 --> 00:23:31,453
Tell me, wise guy

562
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,156
you planning on going
to a loving family soon?

563
00:23:34,223 --> 00:23:36,325
Maybe a kid to play with?
Great food?

564
00:23:36,392 --> 00:23:39,295
- Reverse osmosis water?
- Aren't we all?

565
00:23:39,361 --> 00:23:41,730
Shirley,
how long you've been here?

566
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,565
Agh! 15 months.

567
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,367
<i>Sacrebleu.</i>

568
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:46,568
Zeek, how about you?

569
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,870
Six hundred and twelve days.

570
00:23:48,937 --> 00:23:51,206
Me? I've been here six years!

571
00:23:51,273 --> 00:23:54,043
And never once taken home
as a pet.

572
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,745
In fairness, you guys
live up to a hundred years.
573
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,447
Who wants to make
that kind of commitment?

574
00:23:58,514 --> 00:23:59,782
Listen, ten legs

575
00:23:59,847 --> 00:24:01,050
do you know

576
00:24:01,116 --> 00:24:03,385
how many puppies and kittens

577
00:24:03,452 --> 00:24:04,687
have found homes

578
00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:06,689
during that time?

579
00:24:06,755 --> 00:24:07,923
Millions!

580
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,091
I don't understand.

581
00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:11,226
I thought humans loved all pets.

582
00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:13,929
Not as much as cats and dogs.

583
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:15,130
Which is why they're all

584
00:24:15,197 --> 00:24:16,831
at the front
of the store, not us.

585
00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:18,534
We're stuck back here
in the aisles

586
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,902
of chew-toys
587
00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:21,203
and mice!

588
00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:24,973
You have no idea
what that's like.

589
00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:28,077
Any puppies or kittens?

590
00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:29,844
No, just a bunch of weird stuff.

591
00:24:29,912 --> 00:24:31,714
Funny-looking reptiles

592
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,282
and dopey birds.

593
00:24:33,349 --> 00:24:35,850
[echoing] 'Dopey birds.
Dopey birds.'

594
00:24:35,918 --> 00:24:37,019
'Dopey birds.'

595
00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:39,288
[dramatic music]

596
00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:42,958
We secondary pets
never stood a chance.

597
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,227
Especially after they started
their worldwide

598
00:24:45,294 --> 00:24:48,063
peace-keeping organization.

599
00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:51,066
But as I stood on my stoop
year after year..

600
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,435
...eyeballing
the store computer

601
00:24:53,502 --> 00:24:55,838
I came up with the idea

602
00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,573
<i>of using online piracy</i>

603
00:24:57,639 --> 00:25:00,876
<i>to hack into their
F.A.R.T. system!</i>

604
00:25:00,943 --> 00:25:03,679
Oh! Diabolical!

605
00:25:03,746 --> 00:25:07,216
(Pablo) 'And my techno
nerd sidekick Zeek'

606
00:25:07,282 --> 00:25:10,386
<i>developed the frequency
that makes cats and dogs</i>

607
00:25:10,452 --> 00:25:12,354
<i>even more vicious
to each other!</i>

608
00:25:12,421 --> 00:25:16,125
<i>The signal is being sent now
all over the world</i>

609
00:25:16,191 --> 00:25:19,294
<i>via Wi-Fi and cell towers.</i>

610
00:25:19,361 --> 00:25:20,829
'That little phone controls'

611
00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:23,065
'the fate of cats and dogs'

612
00:25:23,132 --> 00:25:24,666
<i>everywhere!</i>

613
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,336
<i>As we speak,
cats and dogs everywhere</i>

614
00:25:27,403 --> 00:25:29,772
<i>are at each other's throats</i>

615
00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:32,074
<i>creating mayhem and chaos!</i>

616
00:25:32,141 --> 00:25:35,444
<i>Soon, they will be
rejected too.</i>

617
00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:38,180
<i>Abandoned by their humans
and they will feel</i>

618
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:41,683
<i>what it is like
to be unwanted.</i>

619
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,285
To be unloved!

620
00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,120
[laughing]

621
00:25:46,422 --> 00:25:48,257
[dogs barking]

622
00:25:48,323 --> 00:25:49,358
[grunts]

623
00:25:53,429 --> 00:25:56,365
[panting]

624
00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:02,471
Not now, Roger.

625
00:26:04,373 --> 00:26:05,741
(Susan)
'Sorry, I'm late.'

626
00:26:05,808 --> 00:26:07,709
[gasps]
Roger!
627
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,011
Who's a good boy?

628
00:26:09,077 --> 00:26:10,612
Who's a good boy, huh?

629
00:26:10,679 --> 00:26:14,383
So... are you ready
for the big match tomorrow?

630
00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,351
- I guess.
- 'You guess?'

631
00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:18,487
You've already beat
this kid twice.

632
00:26:18,554 --> 00:26:20,088
You shouldn't
even break a sweat.

633
00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:21,557
Uh, hey, uh

634
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,459
after the match,
some of the boys in the team

635
00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:24,993
wanna go hit
the Go-Kart track.

636
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,595
I thought maybe I could too.

637
00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:28,497
Oh, sweetie..

638
00:26:28,564 --> 00:26:30,632
...you know you've got
a full schedule.

639
00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:32,100
Ice bath, massage
640
00:26:32,167 --> 00:26:34,603
film session, practice.

641
00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:36,972
Right. I-it's just..

642
00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:39,107
[mellow music]

643
00:26:39,174 --> 00:26:41,143
Forget I said anything.

644
00:26:43,378 --> 00:26:44,346
Okay.

645
00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:50,319
[whimpering]

646
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:03,298
[guitar music]

647
00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:07,069
♪ I should've stopped ♪

648
00:27:07,135 --> 00:27:10,138
♪ When I had the chance ♪

649
00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:13,775
♪ Now I'm in a no man's land ♪

650
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:17,846
No man's land.

651
00:27:17,914 --> 00:27:19,748
♪ I never never never ♪

652
00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,150
♪ Wanna believe it ♪

653
00:27:22,217 --> 00:27:23,920
♪ I never never never ♪

654
00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:26,688
♪ Thought I could leave this ♪

655
00:27:26,755 --> 00:27:28,290
♪ Run run ♪♪

656
00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:31,627
Do you like that?

657
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:32,728
Yeah?

658
00:27:32,794 --> 00:27:33,897
[sighs]

659
00:27:33,963 --> 00:27:35,731
- 'Hey, Zoe-Zoe.'
- Hi, dad.

660
00:27:35,797 --> 00:27:37,967
Please tell me
you're not selling used cars.

661
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,102
Customer service representative.

662
00:27:40,937 --> 00:27:42,170
Man, I didn't realize

663
00:27:42,237 --> 00:27:44,072
how mean people could be.

664
00:27:44,139 --> 00:27:45,574
Try spending a day
in my middle school.

665
00:27:45,641 --> 00:27:46,542
Yeah.

666
00:27:46,608 --> 00:27:48,710
I know that you own this house.

667
00:27:48,777 --> 00:27:51,014
We just, we just
live here with you.

668
00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:52,581
[sighs]

669
00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:55,784
Huh? You've been playing?
Working on something?

670
00:27:55,851 --> 00:27:57,753
No. Just messing around.

671
00:27:57,819 --> 00:27:59,755
Oh. Cool.

672
00:28:00,856 --> 00:28:02,190
Oh, thank you.

673
00:28:05,127 --> 00:28:06,896
'So..'

674
00:28:06,963 --> 00:28:08,230
...having a smaller apartment

675
00:28:08,297 --> 00:28:10,934
much easier on the wallet.

676
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,267
But..

677
00:28:12,334 --> 00:28:14,037
...we need to move right away

678
00:28:14,102 --> 00:28:15,571
so we're not paying double rent.

679
00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:18,407
They take pets, right?

680
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:20,776
Listen, I spoke with your
Aunt Lois

681
00:28:20,842 --> 00:28:23,145
and she's happy to take Gwen

682
00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:25,414
'and we can visit her
as often as we want.'

683
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,816
She lives two hours away!

684
00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:29,251
Zoey, it's..

685
00:28:29,318 --> 00:28:31,219
...it's not permanent.

686
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:33,755
You know, and... uh..

687
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:35,791
I don't know..

688
00:28:35,857 --> 00:28:37,092
[sighs]

689
00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:42,731
Can we sneak her in
for sleepovers?

690
00:28:43,732 --> 00:28:45,434
Absolutely.

691
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,635
Right?

692
00:28:46,702 --> 00:28:48,203
[purring]

693
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:51,406
[upbeat music]

694
00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:57,779
[panting]

695
00:29:00,515 --> 00:29:01,985
(Roger)
'Okay, now, listen up!'

696
00:29:02,051 --> 00:29:03,385
Whoever's behind this plot

697
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:05,387
is somewhere in our zone.

698
00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:07,723
It's up to us to find him or her

699
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,257
cat or dog.

700
00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:11,193
Well, I've been
doing this a long time

701
00:29:11,259 --> 00:29:12,996
and it's always a cat

702
00:29:13,062 --> 00:29:14,429
stirring up trouble.

703
00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:17,100
I'd say, let 'em clean up
their own mess this time.

704
00:29:17,165 --> 00:29:18,533
Easy there, gramps.

705
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,070
It's just as likely
that dogs are behind this

706
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,138
just to make us cats look bad.

707
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:25,307
[growling]
Gramps?

708
00:29:25,374 --> 00:29:27,043
[hissing]
Yeah.

709
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,243
That's what I said.
710
00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:30,013
Or do you need
some hearing aids?

711
00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:31,881
Now, you listen, sassy pants.

712
00:29:31,948 --> 00:29:33,883
I might be old, but these paws

713
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:35,183
still know how to fight!

714
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,586
Would you stop?
There's not time for this.

715
00:29:39,621 --> 00:29:41,423
'Gwen mapped out our zone.'

716
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,358
(Gwen) 'We know our tech is
down, right?'

717
00:29:43,425 --> 00:29:45,627
So, we gotta go old school.

718
00:29:45,694 --> 00:29:47,030
Tomorrow, I say

719
00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:48,730
we hit the streets!

720
00:29:48,797 --> 00:29:50,099
It's up to us now!

721
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:52,167
Nope. We're analysts.

722
00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:53,936
We stay right here
in our building

723
00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:55,905
and we monitor the action.
724
00:29:55,972 --> 00:29:57,305
Don't participate in it.

725
00:29:57,372 --> 00:29:59,008
Uh, boring is good.

726
00:29:59,075 --> 00:30:00,208
Remember?

727
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:02,011
Well, someone out there
knows something

728
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:04,881
'and I am fully confident
this crew can find out.'

729
00:30:04,947 --> 00:30:06,415
This brand new, how do you do

730
00:30:06,481 --> 00:30:09,251
out of the blue,
cat and dog crew!

731
00:30:10,019 --> 00:30:11,820
Is she okay?

732
00:30:11,888 --> 00:30:13,923
She's just enthusiastic.

733
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,761
(Gwen)
OMG! OMG!

734
00:30:19,828 --> 00:30:22,065
O-M to the G!

735
00:30:22,131 --> 00:30:23,732
This is really happening.

736
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:26,401
I am outside!

737
00:30:26,468 --> 00:30:28,905
Yes, Seattle.
Outside and it's wet.

738
00:30:28,971 --> 00:30:31,406
It's so much more
than I ever thought it would be.

739
00:30:31,473 --> 00:30:33,910
It's, it's so big.

740
00:30:33,976 --> 00:30:36,278
We're only 20 feet away from
the front door of the building.

741
00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:38,213
There's actually a lot more.

742
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,084
Oh! Look at all this space!

743
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:42,718
'So much of space!'

744
00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:46,488
Too much space!
Where are all the walls?

745
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,490
Danger!
Danger in every direction!

746
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:50,692
Gwen, keep it together,
we've got a mission to do.

747
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:53,795
- Let's just...
- 'Animal control, 5 o'clock!'

748
00:30:55,198 --> 00:30:56,966
(Gwen)
'Our eye in the sky.'

749
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,634
And it's heading right at you.

750
00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:02,437
[dramatic music]

751
00:31:02,504 --> 00:31:04,873
- Scramble! Hide!
- Outside bad!

752
00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:07,676
Outside bad!
Whose idea was this?

753
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,652
Oh, wait, wait, check that.

754
00:31:17,719 --> 00:31:19,922
'False alarm on
the animal control truck.'

755
00:31:19,989 --> 00:31:22,524
My bad.
Just the ice cream vendor.

756
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,961
Uh, uh, think you can
get me a drumstick?

757
00:31:25,027 --> 00:31:26,996
[chuckles]
I just love those things.

758
00:31:27,063 --> 00:31:28,330
[sighs]

759
00:31:28,396 --> 00:31:31,500
[instrumental music]

760
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,481
Before cameras and monitors
and gadgets

761
00:31:46,548 --> 00:31:49,018
we got our information
from combin' the streets.

762
00:31:49,085 --> 00:31:52,554
Like in a cop movie,
just gotta find us a snitch
763
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:55,323
'a pigeon, a weasel,
a blabbermouth.'

764
00:31:55,390 --> 00:31:58,094
A cheese eater!
Oh! I think I see one.

765
00:31:58,161 --> 00:31:59,795
Cover me.

766
00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:04,200
[instrumental music]

767
00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:06,635
Okay, ankle bitter,
who's behind the plot?

768
00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:09,638
- Oh, boy!
- I'm on to you, cupcake.

769
00:32:09,704 --> 00:32:13,809
And don't think I'm fooled
by the whole Toy Group routine.

770
00:32:13,876 --> 00:32:15,410
Okay, a crafty one.

771
00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:18,780
Guess I need to dispense
with my good cop.

772
00:32:18,847 --> 00:32:21,516
Spill the beans, purse-pooch!

773
00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:24,187
Or you start losin' digits.

774
00:32:24,253 --> 00:32:25,720
[whimpering]

775
00:32:25,787 --> 00:32:27,990
Fingers or toes?
776
00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:29,424
[whimpering]

777
00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:32,360
You think it was too much?

778
00:32:32,427 --> 00:32:34,563
[siren wailing]

779
00:32:39,268 --> 00:32:42,271
Hey, sarge, FART agent 44871.

780
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:43,605
What's the word on the street?

781
00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:45,407
Little small for an agent.

782
00:32:45,473 --> 00:32:47,310
I'm actually just a monitor.

783
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,644
- Long story.
- Lot of domestic calls.

784
00:32:49,711 --> 00:32:51,546
Mostly cats and dogs
mixin' it up.

785
00:32:51,613 --> 00:32:54,083
Destroyin' property.
You got any leads?

786
00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:55,584
We narrowed it down to this zone

787
00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:58,087
but the perp took out
our comm, so..

788
00:32:58,154 --> 00:32:59,387
...we're hittin' the streets.

789
00:32:59,454 --> 00:33:02,591
Shaggy dog, in the park.
One of our informants.

790
00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:04,994
'Always has the 411.'

791
00:33:05,061 --> 00:33:06,428
[barks]

792
00:33:06,494 --> 00:33:08,630
Tell her Buck sent ya.

793
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:11,901
Hey! Hey! Keep it off
the hydrants, buddy.

794
00:33:11,968 --> 00:33:14,303
(Buck)
'Hey, shampoodle, glace it up.'

795
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,172
'Hey, buddy,
where's that collar?'

796
00:33:16,239 --> 00:33:18,040
Consider this a warning.

797
00:33:20,742 --> 00:33:24,746
Okay, executing covert approach.

798
00:33:24,813 --> 00:33:27,884
Gotta be cool, not too obvious.

799
00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:30,353
Oops, uh, comin' on too strong,
okay.

800
00:33:30,418 --> 00:33:32,121
Back it up, reset,
acting normal.

801
00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:33,956
Okay, not feeling normal.

802
00:33:34,023 --> 00:33:35,657
What do normal dogs do?
803
00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:37,960
They, they sniff trash cans.

804
00:33:38,027 --> 00:33:39,929
Commence sniffing.

805
00:33:39,996 --> 00:33:42,164
Ooh! Rotting chili dogs.

806
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,104
Better get in on this.

807
00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:51,506
Hey, Shaggy, I hear you've got
a poopscoop around here.

808
00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:55,077
- I keep my eyes open.
- Uh, well..

809
00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:56,544
You see anything lately?

810
00:33:56,611 --> 00:33:58,713
Couple of weeks ago,
I heard whispers

811
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:01,650
that someone was looking
to hire a job.

812
00:34:01,716 --> 00:34:04,619
A hush-hush kind of a job.

813
00:34:04,686 --> 00:34:06,688
- So, who was it?
- I don't know.

814
00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,124
They were right next to me

815
00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:10,825
and this may come
as a bit of a surprise

816
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:12,395
I didn't see their faces.

817
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:15,031
- Huh, imagine that.
- Ugh!

818
00:34:15,097 --> 00:34:18,533
Bottom line, if you need
something done around this town

819
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,403
you go to the cats.

820
00:34:20,468 --> 00:34:23,105
- The cats?
- The alley cats.

821
00:34:23,172 --> 00:34:26,909
But they don't come out
till the sun goes down.

822
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:35,151
[squeaking]

823
00:34:35,217 --> 00:34:39,554
(Pablo) 'When the world lays eyes on
me, they will cower in terror.'

824
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:40,890
'They didn't think
I was worth loving'

825
00:34:40,957 --> 00:34:43,725
'so now,
they will fear me instead!'

826
00:34:44,961 --> 00:34:46,429
[all gasping]

827
00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:49,731
Oh, no, no, no. Hey, boss.

828
00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:51,533
[chuckling]
That ain't workin' for you.
829
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:53,501
Really?
I thought hats were scary.

830
00:34:53,568 --> 00:34:57,872
- Um, not that one.
- Okay. Okay.

831
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:02,178
Prepare to be scared
beyond your imagination.

832
00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:03,511
[croaking]

833
00:35:03,578 --> 00:35:06,715
[intense music]

834
00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:13,488
No! You don't look scared!

835
00:35:13,555 --> 00:35:16,591
- Of a wizard parrot?
- I'm a wizard cockatoo!

836
00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:19,028
Oh, well, now I'm scared!

837
00:35:19,095 --> 00:35:20,463
[slurping]

838
00:35:20,528 --> 00:35:22,764
We are getting reports
of global unrest

839
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,799
developing in the pet world

840
00:35:24,866 --> 00:35:27,802
as canines and felines
are suddenly quarreling

841
00:35:27,869 --> 00:35:29,405
at unprecedented levels.

842
00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:33,142
Just take a look at these videos
sent in from our local viewers.

843
00:35:33,209 --> 00:35:35,945
[growling]

844
00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:38,014
'Wow!'

845
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,316
Glad you're not involved
in any of that mess.

846
00:35:40,383 --> 00:35:41,350
Right, Gwen?

847
00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:42,918
You have no idea.

848
00:35:42,985 --> 00:35:46,055
Zero, zero, one,
four, nine, three.

849
00:35:46,122 --> 00:35:48,757
'Yeah, a 2:00 p.m. showing,
okay?'

850
00:35:48,823 --> 00:35:50,993
'I can confirm you?
Alright, thank you.'

851
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:53,595
'Okay, I look forward to it.
Bye-bye.'

852
00:35:54,897 --> 00:35:55,998
How did it go, champ?

853
00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:58,733
- Six-three, six-three.
- Wow.

854
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,270
You put up quite a fight today.

855
00:36:01,337 --> 00:36:03,105
Still, a win's a win.

856
00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:07,143
Yeah, um..

857
00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:10,179
Actually, I lost.

858
00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:14,283
- You lost?
- That's right.

859
00:36:14,350 --> 00:36:16,718
Okay, uh..

860
00:36:16,785 --> 00:36:19,321
We can just train
a little harder next time.

861
00:36:19,388 --> 00:36:21,023
You know, we've been taking
Sunday mornings off

862
00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:23,259
from practice,
maybe that was a mistake.

863
00:36:23,325 --> 00:36:25,693
I don't know, mom, it's just..

864
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,130
Maybe I wasn't
feeling it today.

865
00:36:29,365 --> 00:36:30,933
Well, no fever.

866
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,768
Good news is,
the team actually won.

867
00:36:33,835 --> 00:36:36,805
The other guys pulled it for me,
so we're still undefeated.

868
00:36:36,871 --> 00:36:40,209
Hm, well, that's a..

869
00:36:40,276 --> 00:36:42,411
...silver lining I guess.

870
00:36:42,478 --> 00:36:44,280
[chuckles]

871
00:36:44,346 --> 00:36:46,982
While it's not uncommon
to see behavioral changes

872
00:36:47,049 --> 00:36:49,885
coincide with mating seasons
or even..

873
00:36:49,952 --> 00:36:52,455
...weather patterns,
but we've never seen

874
00:36:52,521 --> 00:36:53,989
anything like this.

875
00:36:54,056 --> 00:36:57,359
Now, we're speaking with the
manager of the Paw street market

876
00:36:57,426 --> 00:37:02,298
who's already seeing this
conflict impacting his business.

877
00:37:02,364 --> 00:37:04,200
People are skipping
the puppies and kittens

878
00:37:04,266 --> 00:37:07,069
'and taking home reptiles,
snakes and birds.'

879
00:37:07,136 --> 00:37:09,105
'All much easier to care for.'

880
00:37:09,171 --> 00:37:12,475
- What about the fish?
- Fish don't count.
881
00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:15,677
[instrumental music]

882
00:37:16,946 --> 00:37:19,482
Okay, come clean
about your field agent days.

883
00:37:19,548 --> 00:37:20,516
What happened out there?

884
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,816
Look, it was a long time ago.

885
00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:23,818
I made a mistake, and ever since

886
00:37:23,886 --> 00:37:26,122
I've been behind a desk,
where I belong.

887
00:37:26,188 --> 00:37:27,722
What kind of mistake?

888
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:30,459
There was a moment,
there's always a moment

889
00:37:30,526 --> 00:37:31,961
and I hesitated.

890
00:37:32,027 --> 00:37:35,431
My partner, my mentor got hurt.

891
00:37:35,498 --> 00:37:37,066
I've never gotten over it.

892
00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:40,702
But listen, we can't forget
that a pet's number one job

893
00:37:40,768 --> 00:37:42,804
is to be there for their humans.

894
00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:44,240
Okay, okay, you're right.
895
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:47,176
And my boy Max just hasn't
been himself lately.

896
00:37:47,243 --> 00:37:48,810
I've been trying to help,
but he just

897
00:37:48,878 --> 00:37:50,045
he doesn't have time
for me anymore.

898
00:37:50,112 --> 00:37:51,947
Huh, well, my girl Zoey
has been going

899
00:37:52,014 --> 00:37:54,884
through some tough stuff too.
We might have to move.

900
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:57,086
Max sure could use
someone to talk to.

901
00:37:57,153 --> 00:37:59,488
Preferably someone
who could talk back.

902
00:37:59,555 --> 00:38:02,024
Zoey doesn't have a friend
that understands her either.

903
00:38:02,091 --> 00:38:04,426
She just spends most of her time
on her phone.

904
00:38:04,493 --> 00:38:05,860
Huh, yeah, the phones.

905
00:38:05,928 --> 00:38:08,597
Max turns into a zombie
when he stares at his.

906
00:38:08,696 --> 00:38:10,399
Yeah, Zoey falls asleep
with hers
907
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:11,799
on the pillow right next to her.

908
00:38:11,866 --> 00:38:13,502
You know, Max used to take me
to play fetch

909
00:38:13,569 --> 00:38:15,004
at the park every night.

910
00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:17,173
Have humans forgotten
that their stress goes down

911
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,008
when they engage
with their pets?

912
00:38:19,074 --> 00:38:21,076
These kids don't even engage
with each other.

913
00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:23,678
Max really needs
a friend like Zoey.

914
00:38:23,745 --> 00:38:26,415
Zoey really needs a friend
like Max.

915
00:38:26,482 --> 00:38:28,050
Meanwhile, a deranged villain

916
00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:30,352
is trying to eliminate
cats and dogs

917
00:38:30,419 --> 00:38:32,087
as human pets forever.

918
00:38:32,154 --> 00:38:33,721
And the only lead we have
depends

919
00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:36,091
on a shifty collection
of vile street cats

920
00:38:36,158 --> 00:38:39,228
who would trade their
grandmothers for a dead mouse.

921
00:38:39,295 --> 00:38:40,795
Why don't you let me
go talk to them?

922
00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:42,064
Are you sure you're ready?

923
00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:45,700
Are you kidding?
I was born ready!

924
00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:48,703
[instrumental music]

925
00:38:48,770 --> 00:38:51,907
[howling]

926
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:58,380
- Shh!
- Sorry, it's, it's a dog thing.

927
00:38:58,447 --> 00:39:00,950
We like to sing along.

928
00:39:01,016 --> 00:39:04,587
(Gwen) 'A-actually, I change my mind.
I don't wanna do this.'

929
00:39:04,653 --> 00:39:06,355
Uh, rock, paper, scissors?

930
00:39:06,422 --> 00:39:07,456
Loser has to face 'em?

931
00:39:07,523 --> 00:39:10,426
You're on! One, two, three!

932
00:39:10,492 --> 00:39:12,528
I'm paper, you're rock. I win.
933
00:39:12,595 --> 00:39:14,196
No, I'm scissors. I win!

934
00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:16,699
That's not scissors.
How can that be scissors?

935
00:39:16,764 --> 00:39:18,167
That's totally scissors.

936
00:39:18,234 --> 00:39:19,401
If you're gonna throw out
scissors

937
00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:21,604
you've got to grow out
those nails.

938
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:23,805
[squeaking]

939
00:39:24,806 --> 00:39:26,976
Oh! Oh!

940
00:39:27,042 --> 00:39:28,077
[breathing heavily]

941
00:39:28,143 --> 00:39:31,046
Remember,
you wanted some action.

942
00:39:31,113 --> 00:39:33,215
This is what
you've always wanted.

943
00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:37,052
Prepare yourself for some
disgusting frothing mongrels

944
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:38,988
munching on dead mice.

945
00:39:39,054 --> 00:39:42,224
- Filth upon filth. Oh!
- 'Psst!'
946
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:44,226
'Over here.'

947
00:39:46,462 --> 00:39:50,366
Elon Musk? I-I'm looking
for the alley cats?

948
00:39:50,432 --> 00:39:51,467
[screams]

949
00:39:51,533 --> 00:39:54,069
(male #3)
'Then it's your lucky day.'

950
00:39:54,136 --> 00:39:55,770
You're an alley cat?

951
00:39:55,837 --> 00:39:58,540
(male #3) 'Why don't you
step into my office?'

952
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:01,310
You mean, come into the light?

953
00:40:01,377 --> 00:40:04,179
I thought you guys
usually slept outside.

954
00:40:04,246 --> 00:40:06,982
Drank out of puddles,
ate dead mice.

955
00:40:07,049 --> 00:40:09,318
We did, until some rich doofus

956
00:40:09,385 --> 00:40:11,720
started parking his Tesla
in our alley

957
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:13,922
and leaving the windows down.

958
00:40:13,989 --> 00:40:16,191
Well, I was told by a shaggy dog
959
00:40:16,258 --> 00:40:18,160
that you might have
information about a job

960
00:40:18,227 --> 00:40:19,962
that was done around here?

961
00:40:20,029 --> 00:40:23,032
Uh, keep it on the down-low
kinda job.

962
00:40:23,098 --> 00:40:26,834
Of course, I do.
I'm the one who did it.

963
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:29,038
- You?
- That's right.

964
00:40:29,104 --> 00:40:32,775
And I was paid handsomely
for it.

965
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,976
With money?

966
00:40:34,043 --> 00:40:36,345
No, what would a cat do
with money?

967
00:40:36,412 --> 00:40:39,948
I got this shiny ball
of tinfoil. Duh!

968
00:40:40,015 --> 00:40:43,952
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Fun! Ooh!

969
00:40:44,019 --> 00:40:45,688
[clears throat]
Who hired you?

970
00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:46,922
Don't know.

971
00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:49,191
They communicated
electronically.

972
00:40:49,258 --> 00:40:52,761
Sending text messages
about a covert mission.

973
00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:53,996
So, what was the mission?

974
00:40:54,063 --> 00:40:55,863
I snuck into the headquarters

975
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,399
of a wireless phone company

976
00:40:57,466 --> 00:41:00,002
got some codes
off their computers.

977
00:41:00,069 --> 00:41:01,737
What kind of codes?

978
00:41:01,804 --> 00:41:04,006
Wi-Fi and cellular access codes.

979
00:41:04,073 --> 00:41:09,478
[laughs] Seems like a lot of trouble
just to get some free internet.

980
00:41:09,545 --> 00:41:11,846
Ooh!

981
00:41:11,914 --> 00:41:15,050
[clears throat]
It's just so shiny. Hm!

982
00:41:16,352 --> 00:41:18,787
(Schnauzer on phone)
'Oh! It's an epidemic!'

983
00:41:18,853 --> 00:41:20,522
'Humans are returning
their cats'

984
00:41:20,589 --> 00:41:22,558
'and dogs by the millions.'
985
00:41:22,624 --> 00:41:25,694
'Tell me you've made
some progress.'

986
00:41:25,761 --> 00:41:27,262
We've gathered some intel

987
00:41:27,329 --> 00:41:30,232
but I have no idea
how the pieces fit yet.

988
00:41:30,299 --> 00:41:33,535
Well, l-let's start with this.
What do we know?

989
00:41:33,602 --> 00:41:36,205
(Schnauzer on phone) 'Well,
we know some maniac out there'

990
00:41:36,271 --> 00:41:38,807
'has found a way
to ramp up aggression'

991
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,776
'between cats and dogs.'

992
00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:42,878
And we know he shut down
our entire system

993
00:41:42,945 --> 00:41:45,214
designed to prevent such plots.

994
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,216
And we know someone hired
the alley cats

995
00:41:47,282 --> 00:41:50,285
to steal access codes
for Wi-Fi and cell towers.

996
00:41:50,352 --> 00:41:52,955
And one thing has never made
sense to me.

997
00:41:53,021 --> 00:41:57,292
This plot is devastating
to both cats and dogs.

998
00:41:57,359 --> 00:41:59,661
What kind of lunatic
would device a plot

999
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:01,296
that hurts all of us?

1000
00:42:01,363 --> 00:42:04,867
Well, hard to read the mind
of a lunatic.

1001
00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:06,668
Especially a cat lunatic.

1002
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:08,504
Or a dog lunatic.

1003
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,473
Maybe we need to think
outside the box.

1004
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:14,476
No, what if it's neither
cat or dog lunatic?

1005
00:42:14,543 --> 00:42:16,278
Hm?

1006
00:42:16,345 --> 00:42:18,547
Who stands to gain
from humans walking away

1007
00:42:18,614 --> 00:42:20,082
from cats and dogs?

1008
00:42:20,149 --> 00:42:23,085
[gasps]
Other pets.

1009
00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:25,454
So we possibly have a rouge
secondary pet
1010
00:42:25,521 --> 00:42:27,756
who's bent on pushing
cats and dogs aside

1011
00:42:27,823 --> 00:42:29,258
as mankind's favorite.

1012
00:42:29,324 --> 00:42:31,593
(Schnauzer on phone)
'Good working theory, agents.'

1013
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,897
Agents! He said agents!

1014
00:42:33,962 --> 00:42:36,498
But how can he possibly
be reaching

1015
00:42:36,565 --> 00:42:39,134
virtually every cat and dog
on the planet?

1016
00:42:39,201 --> 00:42:41,537
Through the food? Water?

1017
00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:43,705
Wait! That's it!

1018
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:47,409
Wi-Fi cell towers, he doesn't
care about receiving internet

1019
00:42:47,476 --> 00:42:50,679
he cares about sending
frequencies.

1020
00:42:50,746 --> 00:42:52,648
You mean like hate frequencies?

1021
00:42:52,714 --> 00:42:56,752
That only effect
cats and dogs.

1022
00:42:56,819 --> 00:42:58,922
I knew technology was evil!
1023
00:42:58,987 --> 00:43:02,191
(Schnauzer on phone) 'Now get to
work figuring out who's behind it.'

1024
00:43:02,257 --> 00:43:04,760
'We're clearly dealing
with a ferociously'

1025
00:43:04,827 --> 00:43:06,995
'frightening criminal.'

1026
00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:10,165
[instrumental music]

1027
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,905
♪ Oh lookin' lookin'
lookin' good ♪

1028
00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:17,773
♪ Yes I'm hot ♪

1029
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,675
♪ I knew I would ♪

1030
00:43:19,741 --> 00:43:22,077
♪ This is fire baby ♪
♪ Burn it up burn it up ♪

1031
00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,545
♪ Lookin' good ♪

1032
00:43:23,612 --> 00:43:27,182
♪ So tight ♪
♪ Lookin' lookin' lookin' good ♪

1033
00:43:27,249 --> 00:43:29,618
♪ I'm lookin' good
lookin' lookin'.. ♪♪

1034
00:43:29,685 --> 00:43:31,687
(Pablo) Oh,
none of these looks are befitting

1035
00:43:31,753 --> 00:43:33,589
the most nefarious villain
1036
00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:36,525
the world has ever seen!

1037
00:43:36,592 --> 00:43:39,361
No one is afraid
of a cockatoo in a hat!

1038
00:43:39,428 --> 00:43:41,263
I need a totally new look.

1039
00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:44,199
A costume that sends shivers
up the spine.

1040
00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:46,602
Sir, it is ready.

1041
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:50,639
The costume you have been
waiting for.

1042
00:43:50,706 --> 00:43:55,210
Yes! My robotic mechanical
dog suit!

1043
00:43:55,277 --> 00:43:57,881
Finally, the world will cower
when faced

1044
00:43:57,947 --> 00:44:00,415
with my slobbering beastliness!

1045
00:44:00,482 --> 00:44:01,583
Reveal it to me.

1046
00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:05,654
Feast your eyes
on my greatest invention.

1047
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:09,959
Looks so real!

1048
00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:12,594
(Zeek)
'You wanna take her for a ride?'
1049
00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:15,797
Yes. Zip me up inside.

1050
00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:18,267
'Time for a test drive.'

1051
00:44:19,434 --> 00:44:22,304
Now that I'm outside..

1052
00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:25,474
...I must test the full
capabilities of this machine.

1053
00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:28,076
'Let's see,
what does this one do?'

1054
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:34,683
Okay. What about this one?

1055
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,685
And this one?

1056
00:44:36,752 --> 00:44:37,819
'This one?'

1057
00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:40,155
[Pablo screaming]

1058
00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,357
[Pablo groaning]

1059
00:44:44,726 --> 00:44:46,495
I just threw up!

1060
00:44:47,229 --> 00:44:49,197
But I swallowed it.

1061
00:44:54,938 --> 00:44:57,472
[mellow music]

1062
00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:02,778
[chuckles]

1063
00:45:06,615 --> 00:45:08,684
[whining]

1064
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,352
Some other time, Roger.

1065
00:45:13,288 --> 00:45:15,424
[whining]

1066
00:45:16,825 --> 00:45:17,961
You know, you're just, uh..

1067
00:45:18,027 --> 00:45:19,294
...you're in a little slump.

1068
00:45:19,361 --> 00:45:21,330
'It happens to everyone.'

1069
00:45:21,396 --> 00:45:24,633
We just have to decide
how to get you out of it.

1070
00:45:26,335 --> 00:45:29,471
Maybe a new racquet might help.

1071
00:45:29,538 --> 00:45:31,975
Huh?
Something with a bit more power?

1072
00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:35,410
[chuckles]
Wow. Uh, thanks, mom.

1073
00:45:35,477 --> 00:45:38,280
You know, we could, uh, re-watch
the Australian final

1074
00:45:38,347 --> 00:45:40,016
between Federer and Nadal.

1075
00:45:40,083 --> 00:45:41,717
'That always fires you up,
right?'

1076
00:45:41,783 --> 00:45:44,786
Hey, Rog, you like your
breakfast? That's a good boy!

1077
00:45:44,853 --> 00:45:46,990
You know, we could also
watch the video footage

1078
00:45:47,056 --> 00:45:49,791
of my over-40's club match
against Sheila Smithers

1079
00:45:49,858 --> 00:45:52,427
when I took her down
in straight sets.

1080
00:45:52,494 --> 00:45:54,329
- She was pregnant.
- Who knew?

1081
00:45:54,396 --> 00:45:56,899
- With triplets.
- Yeah, okay.

1082
00:45:56,966 --> 00:45:58,467
[laughing]

1083
00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:02,404
Listen, Max, you know I am
so very proud of you, right?

1084
00:46:02,471 --> 00:46:04,539
- No matter what.
- I know, mom.

1085
00:46:05,975 --> 00:46:09,778
- I'll figure it out.
- Okay. Eat up, champ.

1086
00:46:09,845 --> 00:46:12,781
[instrumental music]

1087
00:46:19,187 --> 00:46:22,557
Yeah, let me, uh, let me help
you with those, sweetie.

1088
00:46:22,624 --> 00:46:25,460
[groans]
After I..
1089
00:46:25,527 --> 00:46:26,996
After I take a break.

1090
00:46:27,063 --> 00:46:30,399
Dad, we can't move all of this
stuff to a smaller apartment.

1091
00:46:30,465 --> 00:46:32,834
- We need to make choices.
- You're right.

1092
00:46:32,902 --> 00:46:34,569
Okay, um..

1093
00:46:36,438 --> 00:46:38,074
- Trash or treasure?
- Treasure.

1094
00:46:38,141 --> 00:46:40,109
That's my high-school flannel.

1095
00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:42,310
- Alright.
- Treasure.

1096
00:46:42,377 --> 00:46:45,580
It's my college flannel.

1097
00:46:45,647 --> 00:46:48,316
Treasure, it's my unemployed
starving artist flannel.

1098
00:46:48,383 --> 00:46:50,987
I think we should treasure
the whole box.

1099
00:46:51,054 --> 00:46:53,355
We should treasure every moment,
actually label it

1100
00:46:53,422 --> 00:46:54,991
treasure. What else?

1101
00:46:55,058 --> 00:46:57,726
- What about these records?
- No! No, no, no!

1102
00:46:57,793 --> 00:47:00,429
We can't throw those out.
Are you kidding me?

1103
00:47:00,495 --> 00:47:02,932
Neil Young, Live Rust,
that like a..

1104
00:47:02,999 --> 00:47:05,168
...a rock and roll holy relic.

1105
00:47:05,233 --> 00:47:08,037
Psst! Psst!

1106
00:47:08,104 --> 00:47:09,172
[gasps]

1107
00:47:09,237 --> 00:47:10,973
Get over here!

1108
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,674
Ah! You don't have to blind me!

1109
00:47:12,741 --> 00:47:16,712
Oh, here's a London band,
sort of little known.

1110
00:47:16,778 --> 00:47:19,481
I don't know,
the Rolling Stones.

1111
00:47:19,548 --> 00:47:21,683
'Okay, what's the shape
of this album?'

1112
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,785
Octagon! What does that say?
Stop!

1113
00:47:23,852 --> 00:47:25,353
'That's what it means.'

1114
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,890
Gotta keep these,
speakin' of which..

1115
00:47:27,957 --> 00:47:30,093
...where's your record
collection?

1116
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:32,260
- Here.
- Are you crazy?

1117
00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:34,763
- They're both home!
- I think I have a fix.

1118
00:47:34,830 --> 00:47:39,267
Meet me in the hall.
Oh, and Zoey's phone, hide it!

1119
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,303
- What?
- Just do it.

1120
00:47:41,369 --> 00:47:43,106
We're gonna give our humans
the friends

1121
00:47:43,172 --> 00:47:45,807
that we can't be right now.

1122
00:47:45,874 --> 00:47:48,810
[instrumental music]

1123
00:47:58,553 --> 00:48:00,022
[elevator bell dings]

1124
00:48:03,025 --> 00:48:04,359
[sighs]

1125
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:18,273
[sighs]
Come on.

1126
00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:20,209
[music continues]

1127
00:48:20,275 --> 00:48:21,777
[sighs]

1128
00:48:28,151 --> 00:48:29,417
[elevator bell dings]

1129
00:48:33,722 --> 00:48:35,258
Uh, hey,
I left my phone upstairs.

1130
00:48:35,323 --> 00:48:37,392
Mind if we go back up
so I can grab it?

1131
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:39,461
- Fine.
- Thanks.

1132
00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:46,035
I think I forgot mine, too.

1133
00:48:46,102 --> 00:48:47,435
[meows]

1134
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,009
Thirsty?

1135
00:48:55,044 --> 00:48:56,411
Just gotta hydrate.

1136
00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:59,815
My mom likes me to get
at least 64 ounces before lunch.

1137
00:49:02,717 --> 00:49:04,553
What the..

1138
00:49:04,619 --> 00:49:07,223
[instrumental music]

1139
00:49:07,290 --> 00:49:08,824
- 'Hello! Somebody!'
- 'Hey!'

1140
00:49:08,891 --> 00:49:11,393
- 'Can you hear us? Hello!'
- 'Anybody out there? Hey!'
1141
00:49:12,261 --> 00:49:14,696
Hello!

1142
00:49:14,763 --> 00:49:16,966
Come on.

1143
00:49:17,033 --> 00:49:19,734
[sighs] I'm sure it's
just a minute or two.

1144
00:49:22,604 --> 00:49:23,738
What are the chances?

1145
00:49:23,805 --> 00:49:26,842
We both forgot our phones today.

1146
00:49:26,909 --> 00:49:29,011
I know. Great.

1147
00:49:29,078 --> 00:49:30,478
[sighs]

1148
00:49:37,652 --> 00:49:39,922
I don't even care if I miss
my tennis lesson this morning.

1149
00:49:39,989 --> 00:49:43,692
Really? I thought you, like,
ate, drank and breathe tennis

1150
00:49:43,758 --> 00:49:45,928
with every inch of your soul.

1151
00:49:45,995 --> 00:49:49,165
[chuckles]
Yeah, well, I thought I did too.

1152
00:49:49,232 --> 00:49:53,302
I mean, I even named my dog
Roger, after Federer.

1153
00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:55,403
I don't know,
recently, it's been feeling
1154
00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,539
more like a job than a hobby,
you know?

1155
00:49:57,606 --> 00:50:01,310
Dude, a bit of unsolicited
advice..

1156
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:02,510
Hit me.

1157
00:50:02,577 --> 00:50:05,647
Chill, chill and chill!

1158
00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:07,382
Really? Even that last one?

1159
00:50:07,449 --> 00:50:09,285
Especially that last one.

1160
00:50:09,352 --> 00:50:10,685
[laughs]

1161
00:50:13,622 --> 00:50:15,390
So where were you off to
this morning?

1162
00:50:15,457 --> 00:50:17,226
Guitar lessons?

1163
00:50:17,293 --> 00:50:18,827
Um, no.

1164
00:50:18,895 --> 00:50:21,696
We're moving tomorrow
and we're packing boxes.

1165
00:50:21,763 --> 00:50:23,332
I just needed a break.

1166
00:50:23,431 --> 00:50:26,369
You're moving, like,
out of town?

1167
00:50:26,434 --> 00:50:30,106
No. We're just downsizing,
I guess.

1168
00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:33,608
Same school, new building
doesn't allow pets.

1169
00:50:33,675 --> 00:50:36,178
You, you have a cat, right?

1170
00:50:36,245 --> 00:50:38,680
Gwen, as in Stefani.

1171
00:50:38,747 --> 00:50:40,515
Music's kind of our thing.

1172
00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:42,584
Wasn't your dad a musician?

1173
00:50:42,651 --> 00:50:44,220
He is a musician.

1174
00:50:44,287 --> 00:50:46,821
[instrumental music]

1175
00:50:49,392 --> 00:50:50,825
How long do we leave 'em
in there?

1176
00:50:50,893 --> 00:50:53,495
Until they realize
they're actually friends.

1177
00:50:54,931 --> 00:50:56,631
[howling]

1178
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:00,970
What? I told you
we like to sing along.

1179
00:51:01,037 --> 00:51:02,671
[brakes screech]

1180
00:51:04,273 --> 00:51:05,607
[brakes screech]
1181
00:51:09,678 --> 00:51:12,381
Notice anything weird
about that ice cream truck?

1182
00:51:12,447 --> 00:51:14,516
Uh, the terrible driving?

1183
00:51:14,582 --> 00:51:16,252
Yeah, and it never
actually stops.

1184
00:51:16,319 --> 00:51:20,455
It's like, it's always there,
just watching us.

1185
00:51:20,522 --> 00:51:24,459
I'll go check it out and, uh,
hey, maybe grab a drumstick.

1186
00:51:27,595 --> 00:51:29,731
[panting]

1187
00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:32,667
Something's not right.
I've got a bad feeling.

1188
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,405
- Whoa!
- Ed!

1189
00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:39,275
- Oh, no.
- Ed, no!

1190
00:51:39,342 --> 00:51:41,010
(Pablo)
'That was too easy.'

1191
00:51:41,077 --> 00:51:44,846
'Your smartest agent
just walked into my trap.'

1192
00:51:44,914 --> 00:51:45,915
Ed!

1193
00:51:45,982 --> 00:51:47,950
[Pablo laughing]

1194
00:51:48,017 --> 00:51:49,651
Ed! Ed!

1195
00:51:51,486 --> 00:51:53,956
(Pablo) 'Hah!
Good luck finding me now, bird brains.'

1196
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,758
He has been watching us
this whole time.

1197
00:51:56,825 --> 00:51:58,793
Just, just playing with us.

1198
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,829
We're in over our head
with this guy.

1199
00:52:00,896 --> 00:52:02,797
He's in complete command.

1200
00:52:02,864 --> 00:52:05,201
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!

1201
00:52:05,267 --> 00:52:06,701
Gas.

1202
00:52:06,768 --> 00:52:08,636
No, wait. Brakes!

1203
00:52:10,373 --> 00:52:11,941
Gas.

1204
00:52:12,008 --> 00:52:14,076
Brakes! Brakes!

1205
00:52:14,143 --> 00:52:16,078
Oh, no, a roundabout.

1206
00:52:17,712 --> 00:52:20,449
These things always confuse me.

1207
00:52:20,515 --> 00:52:24,320
Uh, maybe I should take over.

1208
00:52:24,387 --> 00:52:26,389
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay. Okay.

1209
00:52:26,455 --> 00:52:28,257
Let me help.

1210
00:52:28,324 --> 00:52:30,859
(Pablo) 'Get back to the
pedals, lizard brain.'

1211
00:52:37,266 --> 00:52:38,300
[sighs]

1212
00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:39,601
[grunting]

1213
00:52:39,667 --> 00:52:41,636
- Anything?
- It's pitch black.

1214
00:52:41,703 --> 00:52:43,939
Wait, I got a,
I got a flash on my..

1215
00:52:44,006 --> 00:52:45,241
...phone.

1216
00:52:45,307 --> 00:52:47,309
It's great effort, but I think
it's time to come..

1217
00:52:47,376 --> 00:52:48,743
Whoa!

1218
00:52:49,544 --> 00:52:50,812
...down.

1219
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,747
- Ow!
- Here, quick.

1220
00:52:55,184 --> 00:52:56,718
You okay?

1221
00:52:56,785 --> 00:52:58,787
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm fine. Fine.

1222
00:53:00,356 --> 00:53:01,689
[groans]

1223
00:53:20,543 --> 00:53:22,644
Um, zucchini kale bite?

1224
00:53:25,181 --> 00:53:26,549
"No gluten, no dairy

1225
00:53:26,614 --> 00:53:28,716
no soy, no grains, no sugar."

1226
00:53:31,853 --> 00:53:33,788
And no taste.

1227
00:53:39,562 --> 00:53:41,729
[dramatic music]

1228
00:53:41,796 --> 00:53:45,000
- Uh-oh.
- What's "uh-oh?"

1229
00:53:45,067 --> 00:53:47,702
Oh, gosh, maybe you're a little
too hydrated?

1230
00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:49,604
You can never be too hydrated.

1231
00:53:50,973 --> 00:53:52,707
Unless you're stuck
in an elevator.

1232
00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:53,909
Well, you have to hold it.

1233
00:53:53,976 --> 00:53:56,445
I-I don't think I can.

1234
00:53:56,512 --> 00:53:58,080
Now we have a real emergency.

1235
00:53:59,415 --> 00:54:01,283
[exhales]

1236
00:54:01,350 --> 00:54:03,185
Uh! We lost him.

1237
00:54:03,252 --> 00:54:06,021
Wait. Maybe not.

1238
00:54:06,088 --> 00:54:08,756
[Ed howling]

1239
00:54:11,227 --> 00:54:13,761
[dogs howling]

1240
00:54:16,798 --> 00:54:19,335
[howling]

1241
00:54:22,770 --> 00:54:25,074
We just have to
follow the sound.

1242
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,348
[Max sighs]

1243
00:54:34,517 --> 00:54:36,018
Okay, you gotta distract me.

1244
00:54:36,085 --> 00:54:39,721
Okay, um, what do you have
planned in the summer?

1245
00:54:39,787 --> 00:54:41,423
Uh, I'm supposed
to go to a tennis camp

1246
00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:42,958
but, you know, recently,
uh, uh..

1247
00:54:43,025 --> 00:54:44,193
What are you doing?

1248
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:45,928
I'm going white water rafting
with my dad.

1249
00:54:45,995 --> 00:54:47,429
I love being out on the water

1250
00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:50,399
in the water, anything
water related really.

1251
00:54:50,466 --> 00:54:53,102
- Not helping.
- Sorry.

1252
00:54:53,169 --> 00:54:55,703
[dogs howling]

1253
00:55:00,943 --> 00:55:03,078
Ooh, ice cream truck,
6 o'clock.

1254
00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:07,316
[dramatic music]

1255
00:55:14,722 --> 00:55:16,292
Ed!

1256
00:55:20,362 --> 00:55:21,763
[grunts]

1257
00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:23,132
[panting]

1258
00:55:23,199 --> 00:55:25,301
[laughs]
I knew you'd find me.

1259
00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:27,903
Nice instincts on the howling,
by the way.

1260
00:55:27,970 --> 00:55:30,506
- Gotta get you untied.
- There's no time.

1261
00:55:30,573 --> 00:55:32,074
- But..
- 'And Roger..'

1262
00:55:33,175 --> 00:55:34,977
...there will be a moment.

1263
00:55:36,412 --> 00:55:38,647
'And there's always a moment
that you'll need'

1264
00:55:38,713 --> 00:55:41,517
to make a split second decision.

1265
00:55:41,584 --> 00:55:43,285
Don't hesitate.

1266
00:55:43,352 --> 00:55:47,122
Whoever kidnapped me
went inside the pet store.

1267
00:55:47,189 --> 00:55:50,559
Now get in there
and stop that low life.

1268
00:55:50,626 --> 00:55:52,962
[exhales]

1269
00:55:53,028 --> 00:55:56,665
[moans]
Okay, so..

1270
00:55:56,731 --> 00:55:58,200
...why are you moving?

1271
00:56:01,470 --> 00:56:04,173
My dad hasn't come out
with a new song in a while.

1272
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,142
He doesn't think he has anything
to say to the young audience.

1273
00:56:09,144 --> 00:56:11,580
And I had this crazy idea.

1274
00:56:11,647 --> 00:56:13,349
Like, maybe I could
write him one

1275
00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:14,984
and revive his career.

1276
00:56:17,219 --> 00:56:19,355
Truthfully, we're not moving.

1277
00:56:20,956 --> 00:56:22,824
We were evicted.

1278
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:27,062
- I'm sorry, I didn't...
- No, no, it's-it's fine.

1279
00:56:27,129 --> 00:56:29,632
I mean, I'm here
about to pee my pants

1280
00:56:29,698 --> 00:56:32,668
and I'm blabbering about
my stupid tennis stuff is..

1281
00:56:32,735 --> 00:56:35,537
It's not stupid.

1282
00:56:35,604 --> 00:56:37,139
I'm glad you did.

1283
00:56:39,174 --> 00:56:41,510
I feel like people assume things
about others.

1284
00:56:41,577 --> 00:56:43,212
- You know?
- For sure.

1285
00:56:43,279 --> 00:56:46,248
I mean, it's like, no one
actually really talks anymore.

1286
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,218
[sighs]
This is probably the longest
1287
00:56:49,285 --> 00:56:51,954
I've gone without being
on my phone.

1288
00:56:52,021 --> 00:56:55,057
It's kind of nice, isn't it?

1289
00:56:55,124 --> 00:56:57,559
Actually having a conversation.

1290
00:56:57,626 --> 00:56:58,826
Yeah.

1291
00:57:00,663 --> 00:57:01,829
Oh, God.. Okay.

1292
00:57:01,897 --> 00:57:03,499
You gotta distract me.

1293
00:57:03,565 --> 00:57:05,567
- Let's hear it.
- Hear what?

1294
00:57:05,634 --> 00:57:08,270
The song. The one you're writing
for your dad.

1295
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:09,471
Absolutely not.

1296
00:57:09,538 --> 00:57:11,273
Do you have something more
important planned

1297
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,841
while we're stuck here
in this elevator?

1298
00:57:13,909 --> 00:57:15,778
No, but i-it's just..

1299
00:57:15,843 --> 00:57:18,414
Dude, a bit of
unsolicited advice?

1300
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,784
You made me realize
I was overdoing my talents.

1301
00:57:21,849 --> 00:57:23,952
I think you're maybe
under doing yours.

1302
00:57:33,028 --> 00:57:35,431
- This is stupid.
- Come on.

1303
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:36,932
You've got this.

1304
00:57:39,401 --> 00:57:41,937
[guitar music]

1305
00:57:47,976 --> 00:57:50,112
♪ Run run run ♪

1306
00:57:52,281 --> 00:57:54,383
♪ Run run run.. ♪♪

1307
00:57:56,618 --> 00:57:58,620
[siren blaring in distance]

1308
00:57:58,687 --> 00:58:01,223
[dramatic music]

1309
00:58:03,659 --> 00:58:06,595
[indistinct chatter]

1310
00:58:11,166 --> 00:58:12,568
[door closes]

1311
00:58:18,873 --> 00:58:20,576
(Pablo)
'Ah! Like clockwork.'

1312
00:58:20,642 --> 00:58:22,678
Lured them right into my trap.

1313
00:58:22,745 --> 00:58:24,580
Zeek, clear the store.
1314
00:58:24,646 --> 00:58:26,582
[laughs]

1315
00:58:26,648 --> 00:58:28,150
[alarm ringing]

1316
00:58:28,217 --> 00:58:30,252
I'm really sorry, everyone.
We gotta leave.

1317
00:58:30,319 --> 00:58:32,955
Depart the premises right now,
everybody, please.

1318
00:58:33,021 --> 00:58:35,090
- Please.
- Let's go.

1319
00:58:35,157 --> 00:58:36,825
- Where's my son?
- Let's go. Sorry.

1320
00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:38,260
I'm sure he's outside.

1321
00:58:40,295 --> 00:58:42,831
What's going on?
Is there a fire?

1322
00:58:42,898 --> 00:58:45,567
It's a diversion. Be careful.

1323
00:58:45,634 --> 00:58:47,102
It might be a trap.

1324
00:58:47,169 --> 00:58:48,937
Okay, let's go.

1325
00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:54,510
[dramatic music]

1326
00:58:58,247 --> 00:59:00,682
Come on, you two.

1327
00:59:00,749 --> 00:59:02,151
Right behind you.

1328
00:59:03,719 --> 00:59:06,655
[alarm ringing]

1329
00:59:08,724 --> 00:59:11,660
[dramatic music]

1330
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:21,570
Now, remember, it could be
any type of horrible animal.

1331
00:59:21,637 --> 00:59:23,639
A rat, python..

1332
00:59:25,841 --> 00:59:27,676
Or a parrot!

1333
00:59:27,743 --> 00:59:29,044
Aren't you a cockatoo?

1334
00:59:29,111 --> 00:59:31,280
Argh, the name's Pablo.

1335
00:59:31,346 --> 00:59:33,816
But you might know me better as

1336
00:59:33,883 --> 00:59:36,251
the most nefarious villain

1337
00:59:36,318 --> 00:59:38,353
the world has ever seen!

1338
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:40,956
[laughing]

1339
00:59:45,661 --> 00:59:47,396
- You?
- Yes.

1340
00:59:47,463 --> 00:59:49,131
Perhaps you'll remember me.

1341
00:59:49,198 --> 00:59:52,902
After all, I watched you, Roger
1342
00:59:52,968 --> 00:59:55,137
get adopted
from this very store.

1343
00:59:55,204 --> 00:59:56,738
- Uh, not ringin' any bells.
- Really?

1344
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,607
I was in the cage
right across from you.

1345
00:59:58,674 --> 01:00:00,809
I told you knock-knock jokes
on occasion.

1346
01:00:00,877 --> 01:00:02,110
- Still nothin'.
- I mean..

1347
01:00:02,177 --> 01:00:04,146
- I was right in the cage.
- But why?

1348
01:00:04,213 --> 01:00:06,014
[clears throat]
Why wouldn't I?

1349
01:00:06,081 --> 01:00:08,050
After all you've done to us.

1350
01:00:08,116 --> 01:00:09,618
What we've done?

1351
01:00:09,685 --> 01:00:12,254
And now it's time to pay!

1352
01:00:12,321 --> 01:00:14,690
Zeek, release our comrades.

1353
01:00:14,756 --> 01:00:16,124
[laughs]

1354
01:00:16,191 --> 01:00:18,727
[dramatic music]
1355
01:00:19,795 --> 01:00:21,497
Freedom!

1356
01:00:21,563 --> 01:00:22,664
Alright, let's go.

1357
01:00:22,731 --> 01:00:24,533
'Let's go.'

1358
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,535
[indistinct chatter]

1359
01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:31,573
[whimpers]

1360
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,076
Okay, big guy,
you're our enforcer.

1361
01:00:34,142 --> 01:00:36,478
Time to start enforcing.

1362
01:00:36,545 --> 01:00:38,680
[growling]

1363
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,356
♪ Lovely fluffy tarantula ♪

1364
01:00:47,422 --> 01:00:49,291
♪ Went up the water spout ♪

1365
01:00:49,358 --> 01:00:51,860
♪ Out came the rain and.. ♪♪

1366
01:00:51,928 --> 01:00:53,963
[hissing]

1367
01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:57,232
Ahh!
Get that thing away from me!

1368
01:00:57,299 --> 01:00:59,201
I'm allergic to spiders!
1369
01:00:59,268 --> 01:01:01,136
Hey, our enforcer speaks.

1370
01:01:01,203 --> 01:01:02,738
Yeah. Bone-chilling.

1371
01:01:02,804 --> 01:01:06,275
With that settled, it's time
to plan your big trip.

1372
01:01:06,341 --> 01:01:08,076
- Trip?
- 'Trip?'

1373
01:01:09,845 --> 01:01:12,781
[instrumental music]

1374
01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:16,518
[thudding]

1375
01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:21,256
Hey. Someone in there?

1376
01:01:21,323 --> 01:01:22,391
Yes, we're stuck.

1377
01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:24,793
- Please help us!
- Please!

1378
01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:26,161
Okay.

1379
01:01:26,228 --> 01:01:27,997
Just give me a minute.

1380
01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:29,698
[both sigh]

1381
01:01:29,765 --> 01:01:30,832
Finally.

1382
01:01:32,001 --> 01:01:33,368
Quite the adventure, huh?
1383
01:01:33,435 --> 01:01:34,670
Yeah.

1384
01:01:34,736 --> 01:01:38,007
I'm, uh, I'm so glad I finally
got to know each other.

1385
01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:41,343
Yeah, me too. Thanks.

1386
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,147
Thank you.

1387
01:02:00,063 --> 01:02:01,830
[mellow music]

1388
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:06,668
[thudding]

1389
01:02:06,735 --> 01:02:08,938
Uh..

1390
01:02:09,005 --> 01:02:11,139
I guess he fixed it.

1391
01:02:11,206 --> 01:02:12,641
Yup.

1392
01:02:14,543 --> 01:02:15,577
Uh..

1393
01:02:17,947 --> 01:02:20,482
I, uh, I better
go take Roger out.

1394
01:02:20,549 --> 01:02:22,919
Yeah, you dog people
have to do that, don't you?

1395
01:02:22,986 --> 01:02:24,519
Mm-hmm.

1396
01:02:27,056 --> 01:02:28,523
[chuckles softly]
1397
01:02:30,258 --> 01:02:31,961
Can I come?

1398
01:02:32,028 --> 01:02:33,829
Yeah, yeah, of course.

1399
01:02:39,835 --> 01:02:41,703
Oh, sorry about that.

1400
01:02:41,770 --> 01:02:43,538
'Roger!'

1401
01:02:43,605 --> 01:02:44,941
Rog!

1402
01:02:45,008 --> 01:02:46,441
I'm home!

1403
01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:49,244
That's strange.
Where could he be?

1404
01:02:49,311 --> 01:02:50,379
Do you think your mom took him?

1405
01:02:50,445 --> 01:02:52,915
No. She's gone all day.

1406
01:02:52,982 --> 01:02:55,018
- Rog!
- Do they do this a lot?

1407
01:02:55,084 --> 01:02:56,618
Never. I..

1408
01:02:59,287 --> 01:03:00,489
What?

1409
01:03:01,891 --> 01:03:04,726
Uh, Roger has a GPS
on his collar

1410
01:03:04,793 --> 01:03:06,361
we can find him.
1411
01:03:08,230 --> 01:03:09,631
[beeping]

1412
01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:11,433
Oh, okay. He's not that far.
Come on.

1413
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,335
I gotta drop off my guitar.

1414
01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,805
- Stairs.
- Yeah, stairs.

1415
01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,675
[alarm ringing]

1416
01:03:21,543 --> 01:03:25,247
In case, you have any ideas
about escaping..

1417
01:03:25,313 --> 01:03:27,282
I think you'll enjoy
island life.

1418
01:03:27,349 --> 01:03:28,918
Island? What island?

1419
01:03:28,985 --> 01:03:31,319
Aldabra Island, Indian Ocean.

1420
01:03:31,386 --> 01:03:33,455
Sunshine, sandy beaches

1421
01:03:33,522 --> 01:03:35,424
crystal blue waters.

1422
01:03:35,490 --> 01:03:37,659
Hm. Sounds kinda nice.

1423
01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:40,562
And no humans!

1424
01:03:40,629 --> 01:03:41,830
[croaks]
1425
01:03:41,898 --> 01:03:43,298
[chuckles]

1426
01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:45,034
Whoa-oh.
Ho-hold on, hold on.

1427
01:03:45,101 --> 01:03:47,302
[stammers]
I-I don't get it.

1428
01:03:47,369 --> 01:03:49,204
We've done nothing to you.

1429
01:03:49,271 --> 01:03:51,506
Oh, but you have.

1430
01:03:51,573 --> 01:03:54,276
While you cats and dogs
were keeping the peace

1431
01:03:54,342 --> 01:03:57,279
with your worldwide FART system

1432
01:03:57,345 --> 01:03:59,581
rest of us pets sat

1433
01:03:59,648 --> 01:04:02,617
'day after day,
month after month'

1434
01:04:02,684 --> 01:04:06,788
and in my case,
year after year

1435
01:04:06,855 --> 01:04:09,058
waiting for human owners

1436
01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:10,193
that never came.

1437
01:04:10,258 --> 01:04:11,894
That's what this is about?

1438
01:04:11,961 --> 01:04:15,164
That's exactly
what this is about.

1439
01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:17,365
[alarm ringing]

1440
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:20,435
(Max)
It says he's in here.

1441
01:04:20,502 --> 01:04:22,270
[panting]
Hey, what's going on?

1442
01:04:22,337 --> 01:04:24,406
Wait until they all clear.

1443
01:04:24,473 --> 01:04:26,775
Can't let you in.
Could be a fire in there.

1444
01:04:26,842 --> 01:04:28,978
In need to go inside.
My dog is in there.

1445
01:04:29,045 --> 01:04:30,479
No can do.

1446
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,051
You said it yourself.

1447
01:04:35,118 --> 01:04:36,651
You've never been a pet.

1448
01:04:36,718 --> 01:04:38,587
So you don't know
what that bond is like.

1449
01:04:38,653 --> 01:04:40,622
I don't believe in that anymore.

1450
01:04:40,689 --> 01:04:42,691
And maybe you'll stop
believing, too.

1451
01:04:42,758 --> 01:04:44,326
'After yearning to be a pet'

1452
01:04:44,392 --> 01:04:46,495
'day after day
and year after year'

1453
01:04:46,561 --> 01:04:48,898
'on an island
where the only humans'

1454
01:04:48,965 --> 01:04:50,465
are skeletal remains

1455
01:04:50,532 --> 01:04:53,936
of long dead explorers.

1456
01:04:54,003 --> 01:04:55,104
Close up the crates!

1457
01:04:55,171 --> 01:04:57,405
So we can bid a fond farewell

1458
01:04:57,472 --> 01:05:02,211
to the failed cats and dogs
of Zone 867.

1459
01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:03,645
[alarm ringing]

1460
01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:08,550
Hey, I said don't go
in there, you rebels.

1461
01:05:09,518 --> 01:05:11,319
Uh, they'll be fine.

1462
01:05:11,386 --> 01:05:13,321
We've got company.

1463
01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:19,061
- That's Max.
- And Zoe.

1464
01:05:20,796 --> 01:05:22,231
(Roger)
'They tracked my GPS collar.'

1465
01:05:22,297 --> 01:05:24,666
Max must've noticed I was gone.

1466
01:05:24,733 --> 01:05:27,036
He still does care about me.

1467
01:05:27,103 --> 01:05:28,770
Stop him, girls.

1468
01:05:28,837 --> 01:05:29,805
[hissing]

1469
01:05:29,871 --> 01:05:31,040
[whimpers]

1470
01:05:31,107 --> 01:05:33,441
[intense music]

1471
01:05:34,309 --> 01:05:35,912
- Roger!
- Rog!

1472
01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:37,646
Roger!

1473
01:05:37,712 --> 01:05:39,748
Humans are gonna save us.

1474
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,885
Get rid of the humans!

1475
01:05:42,952 --> 01:05:45,754
[laughs]
I'll do better than that.

1476
01:05:46,755 --> 01:05:49,658
I did some late night research

1477
01:05:49,724 --> 01:05:52,295
that revealed frequencies

1478
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,696
impacting the human brain.
1479
01:05:56,933 --> 01:05:58,067
[high pitched sound]

1480
01:05:58,134 --> 01:05:59,467
[screaming]

1481
01:05:59,534 --> 01:06:01,304
Geez! What is that?

1482
01:06:01,369 --> 01:06:02,972
[all screaming]

1483
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,942
Ow!

1484
01:06:07,776 --> 01:06:09,711
[groaning]

1485
01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:12,081
Mom.

1486
01:06:12,148 --> 01:06:13,883
[groaning]

1487
01:06:13,950 --> 01:06:16,484
- Stop it.
- You're hurting them.

1488
01:06:16,551 --> 01:06:18,620
[hissing]

1489
01:06:20,589 --> 01:06:22,091
Close up the crates!

1490
01:06:26,494 --> 01:06:28,030
Well, my work here is done.

1491
01:06:28,097 --> 01:06:31,234
So I'm gonna make
like a bulldog and flee.

1492
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:33,835
Flee. Get it? Flee?
1493
01:06:33,903 --> 01:06:35,370
[croaks]

1494
01:06:35,437 --> 01:06:37,372
Anyway, you all
have a nice trip.

1495
01:06:37,439 --> 01:06:40,109
Zeek, bring me
my iron dog suit.

1496
01:06:44,881 --> 01:06:46,082
[laughs]

1497
01:06:50,286 --> 01:06:52,454
[Roger grunting]

1498
01:06:54,456 --> 01:06:57,492
- What now?
- 'No one hurts my human.'

1499
01:07:00,263 --> 01:07:03,132
Oh, my head. Ah! My head.

1500
01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:04,833
I just need a minute.

1501
01:07:06,202 --> 01:07:08,470
[hissing]

1502
01:07:08,536 --> 01:07:09,504
(Gwen)
'I'm with you, partner.'

1503
01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:10,940
'If my Zoe's in trouble'

1504
01:07:11,007 --> 01:07:12,975
'I'd run through a brick wall
for her.'

1505
01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:16,212
'Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!'

1506
01:07:16,279 --> 01:07:17,712
'Ooh! Ow!'

1507
01:07:17,779 --> 01:07:19,916
'Why couldn't you've locked us
in a paper sack?'

1508
01:07:19,982 --> 01:07:22,084
Didn't want you
to get a paper cut.

1509
01:07:23,219 --> 01:07:24,552
[crashing]

1510
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:28,024
Nobody hurts my friends' humans.

1511
01:07:31,726 --> 01:07:34,263
- Thanks, big guy.
- Yeah, I got your back, kid.

1512
01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:36,065
This is so annoying.

1513
01:07:36,132 --> 01:07:37,699
[growls]

1514
01:07:41,469 --> 01:07:42,871
[hissing]

1515
01:07:42,939 --> 01:07:44,974
You really care about them
that much?

1516
01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:47,776
We would do anything for them.
That's what pets do.

1517
01:07:47,842 --> 01:07:50,445
Just like they would do
anything for us.

1518
01:07:52,415 --> 01:07:53,815
Ow!

1519
01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:58,054
Ow.
1520
01:07:59,989 --> 01:08:02,524
[mellow music]

1521
01:08:15,603 --> 01:08:16,906
Hello.

1522
01:08:18,606 --> 01:08:20,775
[panting]

1523
01:08:23,645 --> 01:08:25,982
Yeah. Okay.

1524
01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:31,320
Uh, what is this thing
I'm feelin'?

1525
01:08:31,387 --> 01:08:34,457
It's so... strange.

1526
01:08:34,522 --> 01:08:36,158
It's called affection.

1527
01:08:36,225 --> 01:08:38,560
It's what people do
for the pets they love.

1528
01:08:38,626 --> 01:08:40,062
You're a cool bird.

1529
01:08:40,129 --> 01:08:43,265
I'm, I'm enjoyin' it.

1530
01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:45,434
Enough of this!

1531
01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:46,969
Want me to turn up the frequency

1532
01:08:47,036 --> 01:08:49,738
and get that clingy,
foolish bugs off you?

1533
01:08:49,804 --> 01:08:53,376
No, turn it off! Let them go!
1534
01:08:53,442 --> 01:08:54,743
I'm a changed bird.

1535
01:08:54,809 --> 01:08:58,047
I-I've seen the light
at the end of the cage.

1536
01:08:58,114 --> 01:08:59,448
- What?
- What?

1537
01:08:59,514 --> 01:09:04,552
By the way, animals talkin',
our little secret, okay?

1538
01:09:04,619 --> 01:09:06,721
I got you, super bird.

1539
01:09:09,191 --> 01:09:10,859
Super bird? Oh..

1540
01:09:10,926 --> 01:09:15,331
I didn't study code
every night for two years

1541
01:09:15,398 --> 01:09:18,200
to watch you go soft on me.

1542
01:09:18,267 --> 01:09:20,136
That was not the plan.

1543
01:09:20,202 --> 01:09:22,938
Yeah, well, you didn't
make the plan.

1544
01:09:23,005 --> 01:09:24,606
I did.

1545
01:09:24,672 --> 01:09:26,641
I have a new purpose now.

1546
01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:30,346
Everyone should feel
the love of a human.
1547
01:09:30,413 --> 01:09:33,516
You're not going anywhere.

1548
01:09:33,581 --> 01:09:34,917
[device beeping]

1549
01:09:37,486 --> 01:09:40,423
[alarm blaring]

1550
01:09:40,489 --> 01:09:42,857
What are you doing? It's over.

1551
01:09:42,925 --> 01:09:46,594
So hand me the phone and get
ready for your new family.

1552
01:09:46,661 --> 01:09:48,763
I don't want a family.

1553
01:09:48,830 --> 01:09:52,368
And I don't wanna be trapped
in a tiny space

1554
01:09:52,435 --> 01:09:54,869
being force-fed crickets.

1555
01:09:54,937 --> 01:09:57,073
Okay, well, then
what do you want?

1556
01:09:57,139 --> 01:09:58,673
I want it all.

1557
01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:02,278
'Reptiles once ruled
the planet unopposed.'

1558
01:10:02,344 --> 01:10:05,613
We were here millions
of years before dogs.

1559
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,551
Before cats, before anyone!

1560
01:10:08,616 --> 01:10:10,352
Not before fish!

1561
01:10:10,419 --> 01:10:11,954
(all)
Fish don't count.

1562
01:10:12,021 --> 01:10:16,225
It's time my reptilian brothers
and I once again

1563
01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:20,628
take our place at the top
of the food chain!

1564
01:10:20,695 --> 01:10:22,797
The top? That would mean that...

1565
01:10:22,864 --> 01:10:25,633
- Exactly!
- Zeek.

1566
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:27,169
I order you to stop.

1567
01:10:27,236 --> 01:10:29,804
Bird frequency, anyone?

1568
01:10:31,773 --> 01:10:33,876
[screams]

1569
01:10:35,945 --> 01:10:37,645
I gotta do somethin'.

1570
01:10:37,712 --> 01:10:39,315
'I gotta get to that phone.'

1571
01:10:39,381 --> 01:10:40,715
No, you won't make it.

1572
01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:43,452
There's always a moment

1573
01:10:43,519 --> 01:10:46,355
and this is that moment.

1574
01:10:46,422 --> 01:10:48,090
Cover me, partner.

1575
01:10:48,157 --> 01:10:49,892
Did you just call me partner?

1576
01:10:49,959 --> 01:10:51,626
I'm goin' for that phone.

1577
01:10:53,095 --> 01:10:54,230
[groaning]

1578
01:10:56,664 --> 01:10:58,666
Now that's a field agent.

1579
01:10:58,733 --> 01:11:00,002
[hissing]

1580
01:11:02,905 --> 01:11:06,208
Okay, girls, ready to rumble?

1581
01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:08,077
But first, catnap.

1582
01:11:08,144 --> 01:11:09,278
[snoring]

1583
01:11:11,547 --> 01:11:13,115
JK, JK.

1584
01:11:15,251 --> 01:11:17,486
Tap and out!
Told you I was a ninja.

1585
01:11:17,553 --> 01:11:19,421
Want some more of this,
cream-puff?

1586
01:11:19,488 --> 01:11:21,056
Oh, not again.

1587
01:11:21,123 --> 01:11:25,793
That's what I thought.
160 pounds of pure whiskey..

1588
01:11:27,695 --> 01:11:29,064
[coughs]

1589
01:11:29,131 --> 01:11:30,432
[groans]

1590
01:11:30,499 --> 01:11:32,401
It's all mine now.

1591
01:11:32,468 --> 01:11:34,236
[laughs]

1592
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,175
No.

1593
01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:42,411
No parachute!

1594
01:11:42,478 --> 01:11:44,313
[screaming]

1595
01:11:46,848 --> 01:11:49,885
(Zeek) Your shots
better be up to date.

1596
01:11:49,952 --> 01:11:52,354
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay. Okay.

1597
01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:55,558
How about that? I can fly!

1598
01:11:55,624 --> 01:12:00,062
If you know what's good for you,
you'll bring me that phone.

1599
01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,302
What are you doing?

1600
01:12:08,137 --> 01:12:12,274
Cats and dogs and humans.
Back to normal.

1601
01:12:12,341 --> 01:12:14,476
No!
1602
01:12:14,543 --> 01:12:17,046
All pain frequencies erased.

1603
01:12:17,112 --> 01:12:20,416
And I just disabled
your GPS micro chip.

1604
01:12:20,482 --> 01:12:23,419
Your owners won't know
what happened.

1605
01:12:27,022 --> 01:12:29,391
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. And you?

1606
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:30,492
Yeah.

1607
01:12:31,594 --> 01:12:33,395
[sighs]

1608
01:12:33,462 --> 01:12:34,463
Whoo.

1609
01:12:34,530 --> 01:12:36,165
[indistinct chatter]

1610
01:12:40,436 --> 01:12:41,971
What was that?

1611
01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:45,873
Wait, Roger's GPS collar,
it's gone.

1612
01:12:45,941 --> 01:12:47,809
Disa-disappeared.

1613
01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:49,777
So, he's not inside.

1614
01:12:49,844 --> 01:12:51,813
[sighs]
Stupid phone.

1615
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,983
Probably didn't even work
in the first place.

1616
01:12:54,049 --> 01:12:56,051
Didn't I tell you
not to go in there?

1617
01:12:56,118 --> 01:12:57,553
Should we head back
to the house?

1618
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,521
[sighs]
Yeah.

1619
01:12:59,588 --> 01:13:01,590
Just ignore me.

1620
01:13:01,657 --> 01:13:03,459
[gasps]
There you are.

1621
01:13:05,394 --> 01:13:08,931
- I saw the coolest bird.
- Oh, a bird?

1622
01:13:08,998 --> 01:13:11,634
Dude, it's an emergency,
off the phone.

1623
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:13,135
Yeah.

1624
01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:17,539
Alright, everyone,
sorry about that.

1625
01:13:18,773 --> 01:13:21,043
Do with me what you want.

1626
01:13:21,110 --> 01:13:22,911
This is not over.

1627
01:13:22,978 --> 01:13:25,247
Oh, I think it is.

1628
01:13:25,314 --> 01:13:26,582
[grunts]

1629
01:13:26,649 --> 01:13:28,717
Case closed, lizard.

1630
01:13:28,783 --> 01:13:30,986
What? No.

1631
01:13:31,053 --> 01:13:34,023
I think it's finally time
I retire.

1632
01:13:34,089 --> 01:13:35,823
There's always a moment.

1633
01:13:35,891 --> 01:13:37,526
Right, old buddy?

1634
01:13:37,593 --> 01:13:38,961
(Gwen)
'Wait, your old partner'

1635
01:13:39,028 --> 01:13:41,230
your mentor, that was Ed?

1636
01:13:41,297 --> 01:13:43,932
I always knew he was
a field agent.

1637
01:13:43,999 --> 01:13:46,035
Just had to make sure he knew.

1638
01:13:46,101 --> 01:13:47,269
Tell me somethin', Ed.

1639
01:13:47,336 --> 01:13:50,739
Uh, did you get captured
on purpose?

1640
01:13:50,805 --> 01:13:53,342
Just wanted a drumstick.

1641
01:13:53,409 --> 01:13:54,443
So what about him?
1642
01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:57,413
Like I said, we'll talk
to headquarters

1643
01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:59,581
'see if they can help him
find a home.'

1644
01:13:59,648 --> 01:14:00,983
And him?

1645
01:14:02,618 --> 01:14:06,021
If you don't mind, I may
have a home for him too.

1646
01:14:06,088 --> 01:14:09,058
Speaking of, we gotta get home
before Max and Zoe.

1647
01:14:09,124 --> 01:14:10,659
How are we gonna do that?

1648
01:14:10,726 --> 01:14:12,594
Oh, I got you.

1649
01:14:12,661 --> 01:14:13,929
I can help you there.

1650
01:14:13,996 --> 01:14:17,132
[upbeat music]

1651
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:20,936
Paws at ten and two.

1652
01:14:21,003 --> 01:14:24,139
[howling]

1653
01:14:25,641 --> 01:14:27,076
Uh-oh! Hit the brakes!

1654
01:14:28,110 --> 01:14:29,645
Brakes, brakes! Brakes?

1655
01:14:29,712 --> 01:14:30,979
[Gwen snoring]
1656
01:14:31,046 --> 01:14:32,348
Ah! I'm here, I think I need

1657
01:14:32,414 --> 01:14:34,383
a full 20 hours of sleep
tonight.

1658
01:14:34,450 --> 01:14:37,219
I can go for a long
catnap myself.

1659
01:14:37,286 --> 01:14:39,221
[howling]

1660
01:14:49,531 --> 01:14:51,700
(Max) 'Roger,
what are you doing in here?'

1661
01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:53,868
(Zoey)
Gwen?

1662
01:14:53,936 --> 01:14:57,606
[Max chuckles]
That's a good boy, Roger.

1663
01:14:57,673 --> 01:14:58,774
How did he get in here?

1664
01:14:58,841 --> 01:15:00,209
I don't know.

1665
01:15:01,877 --> 01:15:03,579
- 'Hey.'
- Dad.

1666
01:15:03,645 --> 01:15:05,781
Uh, this is Max from upstairs.

1667
01:15:05,848 --> 01:15:08,317
- Hello.
- Sir.

1668
01:15:08,384 --> 01:15:10,886
Hey. So..
1669
01:15:12,454 --> 01:15:14,890
Anything exciting happen today?

1670
01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:18,360
Um, actually, dad,
can you sit down?

1671
01:15:18,427 --> 01:15:20,529
There's something
I wanna show you.

1672
01:15:20,596 --> 01:15:22,231
Oh. Okay.

1673
01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:29,338
I've been working
on your song

1674
01:15:29,405 --> 01:15:31,907
and this is what I came up with.

1675
01:15:33,142 --> 01:15:35,277
[guitar music]

1676
01:15:41,216 --> 01:15:43,786
♪ Run run run ♪

1677
01:15:43,852 --> 01:15:45,721
[laughs]

1678
01:15:45,788 --> 01:15:48,056
♪ Run run run ♪

1679
01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:52,227
♪ Run run run.. ♪

1680
01:15:52,294 --> 01:15:54,329
Yeah.

1681
01:15:54,396 --> 01:15:57,166
<i>(Gwen) Turns out,
everyone found exactly</i>

1682
01:15:57,232 --> 01:15:58,734
<i>what they were looking for.</i>

1683
01:15:58,801 --> 01:16:02,404
♪ Didn't follow the plan ♪

1684
01:16:02,471 --> 01:16:06,175
♪ I should've stopped
when I had the chance.. ♪

1685
01:16:06,241 --> 01:16:08,610
<i>(Roger)
Like a well-deserved rest.</i>

1686
01:16:08,677 --> 01:16:10,312
<i>(Gwen)
Like new-found confidence.</i>

1687
01:16:10,379 --> 01:16:14,716
Zone 867, all clear
and looking good.

1688
01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:16,985
<i>(Roger)
Like refocused priorities.</i>

1689
01:16:17,052 --> 01:16:19,388
<i>[thinking]
Just chill.</i>

1690
01:16:19,455 --> 01:16:22,090
Come on, Max! You got this!

1691
01:16:22,157 --> 01:16:24,126
♪ Time we disconnect ♪

1692
01:16:24,193 --> 01:16:26,161
♪ Run run run ♪

1693
01:16:26,228 --> 01:16:28,530
♪ Our minds are losin' this ♪

1694
01:16:28,597 --> 01:16:30,666
♪ Run run run ♪

1695
01:16:30,732 --> 01:16:32,868
♪ Say goodbye to this ♪
1696
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,970
♪ Run run run ♪

1697
01:16:35,037 --> 01:16:36,705
♪ No I ain't looking back.. ♪

1698
01:16:36,772 --> 01:16:38,440
That was amazing.

1699
01:16:38,507 --> 01:16:40,209
That's my boy.

1700
01:16:40,275 --> 01:16:42,277
- Wow.
- Yes.

1701
01:16:43,779 --> 01:16:46,081
Go, champion!

1702
01:16:46,148 --> 01:16:47,616
You got your tennis mojo back.

1703
01:16:47,683 --> 01:16:50,252
I just had to do it
on my own terms.

1704
01:16:50,319 --> 01:16:52,721
All I had to do was
chill, chill and..

1705
01:16:52,788 --> 01:16:54,556
(all)
Chill.

1706
01:16:54,623 --> 01:16:56,058
<i>(Roger)
Like just letting go.</i>

1707
01:16:56,124 --> 01:16:57,860
I believe that's yours.

1708
01:16:57,927 --> 01:16:59,528
- Thank you.
- Good job.
1709
01:16:59,595 --> 01:17:03,732
♪ I never never never
wanna believe it ♪

1710
01:17:03,799 --> 01:17:08,437
♪ I never never never thought
I could leave this ♪

1711
01:17:08,504 --> 01:17:12,574
♪ Run run run
it's time we disconnect ♪

1712
01:17:12,641 --> 01:17:17,045
♪ Run run run
our minds are losin' this ♪

1713
01:17:17,112 --> 01:17:20,249
♪ Run run run
say goodbye to this.. ♪

1714
01:17:20,315 --> 01:17:22,184
<i>(Roger)
Like a renewed career.</i>

1715
01:17:22,251 --> 01:17:25,254
♪ Run run run
no I ain't lookin' back ♪

1716
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:28,457
[instrumental music]

1717
01:17:32,427 --> 01:17:35,531
<i>(Gwen)
Like home sweet home.</i>

1718
01:17:35,597 --> 01:17:37,032
<i>(Roger)
Or even like a new family.</i>

1719
01:17:37,099 --> 01:17:38,935
Looking good, super bird.

1720
01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:42,037
Pretty bird.
You're a pretty bird.

1721
01:17:42,104 --> 01:17:44,540
Pretty boy. Pretty mom.

1722
01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:46,976
'Pretty dog.'

1723
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:49,044
So unusual.

1724
01:17:49,111 --> 01:17:51,113
'A dog who eats crickets.'

1725
01:17:52,147 --> 01:17:55,117
Let me out of this thing!

1726
01:17:55,183 --> 01:17:57,052
Not even funny.

1727
01:17:58,922 --> 01:18:02,591
<i>(Gwen) So, things are back to
normal, well, sort of.</i>

1728
01:18:02,658 --> 01:18:04,793
<i>(Roger) Oh,
we're still agents, we just</i>

1729
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,461
<i>go about it
a little differently.</i>

1730
01:18:06,528 --> 01:18:08,730
<i>(Gwen)
Yeah, like, we still go outside</i>

1731
01:18:08,797 --> 01:18:10,832
<i>but for reasons
other than taking on</i>

1732
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,367
<i>world conquering villains.</i>

1733
01:18:12,434 --> 01:18:14,570
<i>(Roger)
And as for technology</i>

1734
01:18:14,636 --> 01:18:17,873
<i>sure, there's a time and place
for it in our lives.</i>

1735
01:18:17,941 --> 01:18:22,311
<i>(Gwen) But we have to make a time
and a place for other things, too.</i>

1736
01:18:25,614 --> 01:18:28,684
♪ Run run run say goodbye.. ♪♪

1737
01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:32,688
Outside good, outside good,
outside great.

1738
01:18:34,189 --> 01:18:36,124
- Any action today?
- No.

1739
01:18:36,191 --> 01:18:37,659
I haven't seen anything.

1740
01:18:37,726 --> 01:18:38,827
Pretty boring.

1741
01:18:38,895 --> 01:18:42,932
Like I always say,
boring is good. Hm?

1742
01:18:42,999 --> 01:18:44,800
Like you always say?

1743
01:18:46,602 --> 01:18:48,170
Hey, my phone.

1744
01:18:50,039 --> 01:18:51,340
Roger!

1745
01:18:53,175 --> 01:18:55,044
(Zoey)
Gwen!

1746
01:18:55,110 --> 01:18:56,879
Good boy. Ready?

1747
01:19:00,917 --> 01:19:03,852
[instrumental music]
1748
01:19:15,697 --> 01:19:17,265
[growling]

1749
01:19:22,170 --> 01:19:23,538
[splash]

1750
01:19:25,407 --> 01:19:28,543
<i>["Still Got The Funk"]</i>

1751
01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:33,792
Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

1752
01:19:34,050 --> 01:19:35,985
♪ I can feel it in my bones ♪

1753
01:19:36,052 --> 01:19:38,153
♪ I can feel you get weaker ♪

1754
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,023
♪ You can hear it in my toes ♪

1755
01:19:40,089 --> 01:19:42,491
♪ And you can feel it
in the speakers yeah ♪

1756
01:19:42,557 --> 01:19:44,459
♪ And I can see
the way you flex ♪

1757
01:19:44,526 --> 01:19:46,561
♪ Every jump I want it safer ♪

1758
01:19:46,628 --> 01:19:48,597
♪ And if I tell you
what's next ♪

1759
01:19:48,664 --> 01:19:50,432
♪ I pull the part
of your retainer ♪

1760
01:19:50,499 --> 01:19:52,334
♪ And I know and I know
and I know and I know ♪
1761
01:19:52,401 --> 01:19:54,569
♪ We're good enough ♪

1762
01:19:54,636 --> 01:19:56,838
♪ When we go when we go
when we go when we go ♪

1763
01:19:56,906 --> 01:19:58,240
♪ We're movin' up ♪

1764
01:19:58,306 --> 01:20:00,208
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1765
01:20:00,275 --> 01:20:02,277
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1766
01:20:02,344 --> 01:20:04,279
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1767
01:20:04,346 --> 01:20:06,481
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1768
01:20:06,548 --> 01:20:08,517
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1769
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,786
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1770
01:20:10,852 --> 01:20:13,089
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1771
01:20:13,156 --> 01:20:14,356
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1772
01:20:14,423 --> 01:20:16,391
♪ Hey hey ♪

1773
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,427
♪ I could show you the ropes ♪

1774
01:20:18,493 --> 01:20:20,562
♪ And I could show you
the paper ♪
1775
01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:22,664
♪ I could take you
down the roads ♪

1776
01:20:22,731 --> 01:20:25,001
♪ And take you back home later ♪

1777
01:20:25,068 --> 01:20:26,903
♪ Never like the way you flex ♪

1778
01:20:26,969 --> 01:20:29,172
♪ And I really
like your flavor ♪

1779
01:20:29,237 --> 01:20:30,907
♪ If I tell you what's next ♪

1780
01:20:30,973 --> 01:20:32,607
♪ You better.. ♪

1781
01:20:32,674 --> 01:20:34,776
♪ And I know and I know
and I know and I know ♪

1782
01:20:34,843 --> 01:20:36,712
♪ We're good enough ♪
♪ Alright ♪

1783
01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:38,881
♪ When we go when we go
when we go when we go ♪

1784
01:20:38,948 --> 01:20:40,549
♪ We're movin' up ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

1785
01:20:40,615 --> 01:20:42,517
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1786
01:20:42,584 --> 01:20:44,686
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1787
01:20:44,753 --> 01:20:46,621
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1788
01:20:46,688 --> 01:20:49,058
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1789
01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:51,060
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1790
01:20:51,127 --> 01:20:53,261
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1791
01:20:53,328 --> 01:20:55,330
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1792
01:20:55,397 --> 01:20:57,900
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1793
01:20:57,967 --> 01:20:59,035
♪ Hey ♪

1794
01:20:59,102 --> 01:21:01,570
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1795
01:21:02,671 --> 01:21:05,741
♪ W-we still g-got the funk ♪

1796
01:21:07,242 --> 01:21:10,278
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1797
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:15,918
♪ We still g-got the funk
f-funk ♪

1798
01:21:15,985 --> 01:21:19,554
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1799
01:21:19,621 --> 01:21:22,791
♪ W-we still g-got the funk ♪

1800
01:21:24,259 --> 01:21:26,929
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1801
01:21:28,463 --> 01:21:31,466
♪ We still g-got the funk ♪

1802
01:21:31,533 --> 01:21:33,468
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1803
01:21:33,535 --> 01:21:35,704
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1804
01:21:35,771 --> 01:21:37,907
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1805
01:21:37,974 --> 01:21:39,775
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1806
01:21:39,841 --> 01:21:42,111
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1807
01:21:42,178 --> 01:21:43,880
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1808
01:21:43,946 --> 01:21:46,481
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1809
01:21:46,548 --> 01:21:48,151
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1810
01:21:48,217 --> 01:21:50,452
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1811
01:21:50,519 --> 01:21:52,687
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1812
01:21:52,754 --> 01:21:54,924
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1813
01:21:54,991 --> 01:21:57,126
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1814
01:21:57,193 --> 01:21:58,995
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1815
01:21:59,061 --> 01:22:01,296
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1816
01:22:01,363 --> 01:22:03,166
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1817
01:22:03,232 --> 01:22:05,567
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1818
01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:07,469
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1819
01:22:07,536 --> 01:22:09,704
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1820
01:22:09,771 --> 01:22:11,640
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1821
01:22:11,706 --> 01:22:13,775
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1822
01:22:13,842 --> 01:22:16,045
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1823
01:22:16,112 --> 01:22:18,247
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1824
01:22:18,313 --> 01:22:20,482
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1825
01:22:20,549 --> 01:22:22,517
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1826
01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:24,419
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪♪

1827
01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,622
[dramatic music]

1828
01:23:30,452 --> 01:23:33,588
[mellow music]