StudyNotes 65509
StudyNotes 65509
Question 1:
What's your favorite way to waste time?
Answer :
Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Question 2:
Where do you spend most of your free time\/day?
Answer :
PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in
locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.
Question 3:
If your mind were an island, what would it look like?
Answer :
War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of
his fellow men.
Question 4:
What is the best room in your house? Why?
Answer :
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere
interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
Question 5:
Which is more important, having a great car or a great house? Why?
Answer :
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest
human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and
a righteous and dynamic faith.
Question 6:
What are your goals for the next two years?
Answer :
Great is the power of habit. It teaches us to bear fatigue and to despise wounds
and pain.
Question 7:
What smell brings back great memories?
Answer :
What a glorious thing is life, surrounded by the beauties of the world in which we
live.
Question 8:
Do you like reality TV shows? Why or why not? If so, which ones?
Answer :
RHADOMANCER, n. One who uses a divining-rod in prospecting for precious metals in
the pocket of a fool.
Question 9:
What are some goals you have failed to accomplish?
Answer :
It is only in misery that we recognize the hand of God leading good men to good.
Question 10:
When do you want to retire? What do you want to do when you retire?
Answer :
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.