Sawaaliyah

Nishaan

Is Kahani Ki Shuruath Hi Sawaaliyah Nishaan Ban

Kar Rahe Gayi Hai….
Aur
Sawaaliyah Nishaan Us Waqt Tak Zahen Mein
Chakrata Rehta Hai Jab Tak Ke Sach-Mooch
Sawaaliyah Nishaan Kahani Mein Daakhil Nahi Ho
Jata….Is Baar Imran Ek Aise Aadmi Se Takrayega
Jo Khud Usi Ki Tarah Rahassamayi Tha….Yani Khud
Uske Saathiyon Ne Bhi Uski Shakl Nahi Dekhi
Thi….Uska Tareekha Bhi Imran Hi Ka Sa Tha….Is
Kahani Mein Aap Ko Rushi Bhi Milegi….!

Safdar Ne Bayein (Left) Pair Par Ghoom Kar Piche

Aane Ke Gaal Par Tadaakh Se Ek Thappad Raseed
Kar Diya….
Aur
Footpath Ki Bheed Kayi Ki Tarah Phat Gayi….Jiss
Ke Gaal Par Thappad Padha Tha Wo Ek Khush-Posh
Sehathmand Jawaan Tha….Wo Hairaan Rahe Gaya….!
Safdar Halakh Phaadh-Phaadh Kar Cheekh Raha
Tha….Tum Kameene Ho….Pichle Saal Tum Ne Meri
Murghi Ke Bachche Chura Liye The….
Aur
Aaj Meri Bakre Ke Bachche Ki Taang Todh Di….Suar
Ke Bachche Nahi To….
Aas-Paas Khade Logo Ko Ghussa Aa Gaya….
Aur
Unme Se Kayi Ek Saath Safdar Par Toot Padhe….!
Jiss Shareef Aadmi Mein Gaal Par Thappad Padha
Tha….Usne Isi Mein Khariyath Samjhi Ke Wo Chup-
Chaap Wahan Se Khisak Hi Jaye….Khwamkha Bhari
Bheed Mein Uski Tauheen Hui Thi….!
Safdar Par Chaaron Taraf Se Haath Hi Haath Padh
Rahe The….
Aur
Apne Dono Haathon Ki Ba-Daulath Kam-Se-Kam Maar
Khata Cheekhta Raha….Tum Sab Chor Ho….Murghi
Chor….Bakri Chor
Paagal Hai….Arey….Paagal Hai….Chhod
Do….Hato….Kisi Ne Kaha
Lekin
Fauri Taur Par Use Nahi Chhoda Gaya….Ek-Aadh
Haath Padhte Hi Rahe….
Fir
Uske Girdh Ek Khafila Sa Ban Gaya….Log Wahin
Khade Rahe
Aur
Safdar Is Tarah Uchalta-Koodhta Raha Jaise Kisi
Anjaan Dushman Par Laatein Barsaa Raha Ho….!
Uske Girdh Bheed Badhti Gayi….
Aur
Footpath Ka Wo Tukdha Jahan Safdar Apne
Paagalpan Ka Muzahera Karta Raha….Raahgiro Se
Bhar Gaya….!
Tab Do-Teen Duty Constable Lambe-Lambe Khadam
Uthate Hue Wahan Pahunch Gaye….Bheed Hatane Mein
Unhe Kaafi Dushwariyan Pesh Ayi….
Lekin
Baherhaal Wo Footpath Ke Us Tukdhe Ko Khaali
Karane Mein Kaamyaab Hue….!
Safdar Ke Alawa….
Aur
Koi Nahi Rahe Gaya Tha….
Lekin
Wo Ab Bhi Usi Tarah Uchal-Koodh Raha Tha….Aisa
Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Use Hosh Hi Na Ho….!
Kisi Tarah Constable Ne Use Khaabu Kiya….!
Tum Kaun Ho….? Ek Ne Uska Girebaan Pakad Kar
Jhinjhodhte Hue Pucha
Main Anarkali Ka Bhateeja Hu….
Aur
Fir….Tum Kaun Hote Ho Puchne Wale….Jao Apna
Raasta Lo….Main Is Waqt Bohath Ghusse Mein Hu….!
Arey Paagal Hai….Ek Ne Dusre Se Kaha
Chalo Paagal Hi Sahi….Tumhare Ghar To Kuch
Maangne Nahi Jata….Safdar Ne Akadh Kar
Kaha….Apna Raasta Lo
Varna
Maar-Maar Kar Bhoosa Bhar Dunga….!
Tum Maar Peet Kar Rahe The….Ek Dahaada
Tumhe To Nahi Maara Peeta Na….Khisko….Varna….
Le Chalo Saale Ko….Khatarnaal Maalum Hota
Hai….Dusre Ne Kaha
Hat Jao….Bhaag Jao….Safdar Unki Taraf Jhapta
Aur
Fir Wo Chaaro Taraf Se Us Par Pil Padhe….Thodi
Hi Der Baad Safdar Niche Tha….
Aur
Do Constable Use Daboche Hue The….Khareeb Ke
Kuch Dukaandar Ki Madad Se Wo Use Baandhne Mein
Kaamyaab Ho Gaye
Aur
Fir….Shayad Thane Se Truck Talab Karne Unme Se
Ek Phone Karne Chala Gaya….!
Julia Ne Phone Par X-2 Ke Number Dail
Kiye….Dusri Taraf Se Umeed Ke Mutabeekh Jawaab
Milne Mein Der Nahi Lagi
X-2 Ki Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Ayi….Yes
Julia Sir….!
Kya Khabar Hai….?
Safdar Paagal-Qaane Tak Pahunchne Mein Kaamyaab
Ho Gaya Hai….!
Good….Use Jo Kuch Bhi Kaam Saunpa Jata
Hai….Bohath Khoobi Se Anjaam Deta Hai….!
Magar Janab….Yeh Khissa Kya Hai….?
Jawaab Milne Ki Bajaye….Silsila Cut Hone Ki
Awaaz Ayi
Aur
Julia Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Rahe Gayi….Wo Thodi
Der Tak Kuch Sonchti Rahi
Fir
Tanveer Ke Number Dail Kiye….!
Aahaa….Zahe-Naseeb….Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi….To
Yeh Tum Ho….Kaano Par Yaqeen Nahi Aa Raha….!
Jiss Cheez Par Yaqeen Na Ho….Use Paas Rakhna
Fizool Hai….Isliye Apne Kaan Ukaadh Do….Julia Ne
Bhi Khush Mizaaji Zaahir Ki
Kya….Mujhe Kahin Dhakke Khilwane Ka Khayal
Hai….Tanveer Ne Hans Kar Pucha
Nahi….Bas Yun Hi Khayal Aya Ke Kayi Din Se
Tumhari Khairiyath Nahi Maalum Hui….!
Aur Haqeeqat Hai Ke Khairiyath Thi Hi
Nahi….Tanveer Ne Kaha….Idhar Aaj-Kal Wo Mujhe
Seedhe-Seedhe Nirdesh De Raha Hai….
Aur
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Uska Dimaagh Chal Gaya Hai….!
Aaha….Kya Tum X-2 Ke Baare Mein Kuch Kahe Rahe
Ho….!
Haa….Usi Ke Baare Mein….Kya Tumhe Pata
Nahi….Usne Ajeeb-O-Ghareeb Harkatein Shuru Kar
Di….!
Main Nahi Jaanti….Julia Ne Apni Awaaz Mein
Hairath Paida Karne Ki Koshish Ki
Kal Agar Maine Apni Thodi Aql Istemaal Na Ki
Hoti To Meri Haddiyon Ka Bhi Pata Na Chalta….!
Kyun….?
Taimur Street Mein Ek Sharaab-Qaana
Hai….”Evergreen”….Wahan Mujhe Isliye Bheja Tha
Ke Main Uske Maalik Ke Sar Par Ek Zordar Chapaat
Raseed Kar Ke Bhaag Aau….!
Nahi….
Yaqeen Karo….!
Fir Tum Ne Kya Kiya….?
Pahle To Maine Inkaar Kar Diya Tha….
Magar
Fir….Majboor….
Kyun….? Tum To X-2 Ko Apne Jute Ki Nok Ke
Barabar Bhi Nahi Samajhte….!
Magar….Beghairati Se Bhi To Darrta Hu….Maine
Pahle Inkaar Kar Diya Tha
Lekin
Usne Mujhe Dhamki Di Ke Agar Maine Aisa Na Kiya
To Mere Sar Par Bhare Bazaar Chapaatein Padha
Karengi….!
Julia Bekhasta Hans Padhi….!
Acha….Acha….Hans Lo….Tanveer Ghaliban Cheedh Kar
Bola….Jiss Din Tum Bhi Uske Paagalpan Ka Shikaar
Hui Isi Tarah Mizaaj Puchunga….!
Khair….Tum Batao Fir Tum Ne Kya Kiya Tha….!
Sabse Pahle Maine Halaath Ka Jayeza
Liya….Filhaal Us Khopdhi Ko Hi Halaath Samajh Lo
Jiss Par Chapaat Padhne Wali Thi….Wo Khopdhi
Ande Ki Tarah Cheekni Aur Saaf Thi….
Magar
Maine Ise Munaseen Na Samjha Ke Wahan Sharaab-
Qaane Hi Mein Uski Khopdhi Par Chapaat Aazmayi
Karu….Aisi Surat Mein Meri Chatni Ban
Jati….Bhaagne Raasta Na Milta
Lehaaza
Maine Soncha Ke Kisi Tarah Mote Aur Kam Khadh
Aadmi Ko Sharaab-Qaane Se Bahar Nikaala Jaye….!
Yani Sirf Chapaat Zaroori Thi….Julia Ne
Pucha….Yeh Shart Nahi Thi Ke Chapaat Sharaab-
Khane Andar Hi Padhe….!
Nahi….X-2 Ne Vazaahath (Varnan) Nahi Ki Thi….!
Acha….Fir Kya Hua….!
Maine Use Ek Bachche Ke Haath Ek Khat
Bhijwaya….Jiss Mein Likha Tha Maherbaani Kar Ke
Mujh Se Chauthi Gali Ke Modh Par Fauri Mil Li
Jiye….Main Aap Ki Ek Faide Ki Baat
Bataungi….Maine Soncha Khat Kisi Aurat Hi Ki
Taraf Se Hona Chahiye….Taaki Wo Dauda Aye….Yahi
Hua Bhi….Wo Khat Dekhte Hi Rawaana Hua
Aur
Ladke Ne Apni Raah Li….Jaise Hi Wo Taimur Street
Ki Teesri Gali Ke Sire Par Pahuncha Uski Khopdhi
Bilbila Rahe Gayi….Mujhe Bhi Bas Mazaa Hi Aa
Gaya Tha….
Shayad
Maine Pahli Baar Itne Khule Dil Se Kisi Ki
Khopdhi Par Apna Haath Aazmaya Tha….
Aur
Fir….Kya Ab Yeh Batau Ke Uske Baad Main Kiss
Tarah Sar Par Pair Rakh Kar Bhaaga….Kaash Main
Uska Huliya Dekhne Ke Liye Wahan Ruk Sakta….!
Uske Baad Kya Hua….?
X-2 Ne Khud Hi Phone Kar Ke Meri Is Mehnath Ki
Daad Di….!
Tum Ghap To Haank Rahe….Julia Ne Pucha
Ghap Haankne Ki Zaroorath Hi Kya….!
Pata Nahi….Kya Maamla Hai….Main Khud Bhi Hairath
Mein Hu….Julia Ne Kaha
Kyun….? Kya Tum Bhi Kisi Chakkar Mein Padh Chuki
Ho….?
Nahi….Main To Abhi Tak Mehfooz Hu….
Magar
Safdar Paagal-Qaane Pahunch Chuka Hai….!
Kya Matlab….?
Usne Bazaar Mein Ek Aadmi Ko Chaanta Maar Diya
Tha….
Fir
Apne Kapdhe Phaadh Daale
Aur
Paagalo Ki Si Harkatein Karta Raha….Aakhirkar
Uska Hashar Yeh Hua Ke Wo Is Waqt Paagal-Qaane
Mein Hai….!
Oh….Kya Sach-Mooch X-2 Paagal Ho Gaya Hai….!
Nahi….Wo To Paagal Nahi Ho Sakta
Albatta
Hum Sab Zaroor Ho Jayenge….!
Aakhar Maqsad Kya Hai….?
Agar Himmat Ho To Usi Se Puch Lo….Julia Ne
Kaha….Waise Mera Khayal Hai Ke Shayad Wo Tumhe
Bhi Paagal-Qaane Bhijwana Chahta Tha….!
Khuda Jane….!
Acha….Julia Ne Ek Lambi Saans Li
Aur
Silsila Cut Kar Diya….Wo Is Masle Par Sanjheedgi
Se Ghaur Kar Rahi Thi….!
Kya X-2 Sach-Mooch Apna Zehni Santulan Kho
Baitha Hai….? Namumkeen Bhi Nahi Tha….Julia Ne
Soncha….Wo Ek Alag-Thalag Rahne Wala Aadmi Hai
Aur
Fir Use Zehni Mehnath Bhi Zyada Karni Padhti
Hai….Manoranjan Ka Bhi Shauqeen Nahi Maalum
Hota….
Isliye
Uska Dimaagh Ulat Jana Hairath Angez Bhi Nahi Ho
Sakta….!
Julia Thodi Der Tak Is Masle Par Sonchti Rahi
Fir
Achanak….Use Imran Yaad Aa Gaya
Lehaaza
Wo Dusre Hi Lamhe Uske Number Dail Kar Rahi
Thi….Silsila Mil Gaya
Lekin
Dusri Taraf Se Khansiyon Ki Awaazein Aa Rahi
Thi….!
Hello….Julia Ne Khansne Walo Ko Mukhateeb Kiya
Bakri Ka Gosht Chaar-Aane Ser….Dusri Taraf Se
Awaaz Ayi
Julia Ne Imran Ki Awaaz Pehchaan Li
Lekin
Uski Harkath Par Use Badha Ghussa Aya….!
Kya Baat Hai….Tum Bohath Khush Maalum Ho Rahe
Ho….Julia Ne Jale-Kate Lahje Mein Kaha
Aur
Dusri Taraf Se Fir Awaaz Ayi….Bakri Ka Gosht
Chaar-Aane Ser….!
Tum Gadhe Ho….Julia Jhalla Gayi….Bakwaas Bandh
Karo….Tum Se Kuch Zaroori Baatein Karni Hai….!
Tum Baatein Bhi Karti Raho….
Aur
Main Gosht Bhi Bechta Rahu….
Varna
Meri Maati-Paleedh Ho Jayegi….!
Kyun….? Kya Matlab….?
Matlab Usi Chuhe X-2 Se Pucho….!
Yani….
Usne Mujhse Kaha Hai Ke….
Agar
Main Gosht Bechne Se Zara Bhi Ghaafil Hua To
Mujhe Beech Sadak Mein Murgha Bana Dega….!
Tum Sach Kahe Rahe Ho….Ya Mera Mazaaq Udhane Ka
Irada Rakhte Ho….!
Agar Mere Gosht Bechne Mein Tumhe Apna Mazaaq
Nazar Aa Raha Hai To Na Khareedna Mujhse….Bakri
Ka Gosht Chaar-Aane Ser….!
Sirf Ek Minute Ke Liye Sanjheeda Ho Jao….!
Beech Sadak Par Murgha Banne Se Mujhe Koi
Dilchaspi Nahi Hai….Imran Ki Awaaz Kuch
Khauffzada Si Thi
Kya Yeh Haqeeqat Hai….!
Haa….Sau Feesad (100%) Haqeeqat….!
Kya Uska Dimaagh Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai….!
Main Bhi Yahi Sonch Raha Hu….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Fir Haank Lagayi….Bakri Ka Gosht Chaar-Aane
Ser….Maine Usse Pucha Tha Ke Secrete-Service
Walon Ne Yeh Dhandha Kyun Shuru Kar Diya Hai….
Lekin
Iska Koi Jawaab Nahi Mila….Main Sadkon Par Bhi
Is Tarah Cheekhta Firta Hu….
Aur
Log Mujhe Paagal Samajhte Hai….!
Kya Tumhe Pata Hai Ke Safdar Paagal-Qaane
Pahunch Gaya Hai….!
Haa….Main Jaanta Hu….Mere Saamne Hi Ki Baat
Hai….Use Sadar Road Mein Pakdha Gaya Tha
Aur
Main Wahan Se Gosht Bechta Hua Seedha Bandar
Road Ki Bhaaga Tha….Mere Piche Darjano Bachche
Taaliyan Baja Rahe The….!
Akhar Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai….!
Khuda Ka Ghazab Naazil Ho Raha Hai….Abhi Aur
Hoga….!
Lekin….Usne Abhi Tak Mujhe Koi Aisa Kaam Nahi
Saunpa….!
Tum Se Sadak Par Jhaadu Lagwayega….Ho Kiss
Khayal Mein….!
Main Isteefa De Dungi….Samajhme Nahi Aata Kya
Karu….!
Bas Mera Mashwara Hai Ke Abhi Se Batakh (Duck)
Ki Boli Bolna Shuru Kar Do….
Shayad
Yahi Kaam Use Pasand Aa Jaye
Aur
Tumhe Sadak Par Jhaadu Dena Hukm Na De….!
Imran Sanjheedgi Se Kuch Soncho….
Agar
Waqai Mein Uska Dimaagh Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai To
Hum Kisi Se Fariyaad Bhi Na Kar Sakenge….
Kyun Ke
Hume Yeh Bhi Nahi Maalum Ke Wo Khud Kiss Ka
Matahath Hai….!
Main Jaanta Hu Wo Kiss Ka Matahath Hai….!
Kiss Ka Matahath Hai….?
X-1 Ka….!
Yeh Kya Balaa Hai….!
Paramount Mein Ek Vaadi Hai Uska Baadshah….Jo
Nichle Dhadh Se Billi
Aur
Upari Hisse Se Gulfaam Maalum Hota Hai….Kabhi
Miyao-Miyao Bolta Hai
Aur
Kabhi Yeh Sher Padha Hai….
“Tere Vaade Par Hum To Yeh Jaan Jhoot Jana
Ke Khushi Se Marna Jate Agar Aitbaar (Bharosa)
Hota”
Imran…..
Yes My Dear Fitzwater….Bakri Ka Gosht….
Khamosh Raho….!
Agar Yeh Lalkaar X-2 Ne Sunli To Faide Mein
Rahogi….!
Main To Kahti Hu Sanjheedgi Se Is Masle Par
Ghaur Karo….!
Main To Is Par Ghaur Karta Rehta Hu Ke Bakri Ka
Gosht Bohath Sasta Bech Raha Hu….Kahin Kisi Din
Bakri Ke Make-Up Mein Kutta Na Zibaah Na Karna
Padhe….!
To Main Yeh Samajhlu Ke Ab Tum Bhi Uske Saamne
Khud Ko Bebas Mehsoos Karne Lage Ho….!
Kya Kiya Jaye Majboori Hai….Iske Alawa Aur Kar
Bhi Kya Sakta Hu
Kyun Ke
Wo Andhere Ka Teer Hai Pata Nahi Kab Aur Kaha Aa
Lage….!
Acha To Yahi Maalum Karne Ki Koshish Karo Ke
Uska Maqsad Kya Hai….!
Zaroorath Hi Kya Hai….Iska Muavzaa Bhi Acha
Khaasa Hi Milega….Tum Agar Zyada Muavze Par
Makkhiyon Ka Stock Karna Chaho To Main Is Par
Bhi Tayyaar Ho Jaunga….
Kyun Ke
Aaj-Kal Mera Bank Balance Kam Ho Raha Hai….!
Jahannum Mein Jao….Julia Ne Jhalla Kar Silsila
Cut Kar Diya….Uski Uljhanein Aur Zyada Badh
Gayi….!
Imran Ne Black-Zero Ke Number Dail Kiya….Dusri
Taraf Se Fauri Jawaab Mila….Tumhe Meri Taraf Se
Kya Hukm Mila Tha….Imran Ne Pucha
Hukm….Nahi To….Kuch Bhi Nahi….Janab….Aap Kiss
Hukm Ke Baare Mein Kahe Rahe Hai….!
Acha….Mujhse Wahin Milo Jahan Hum Mila Karte
Hai….!
Bohath Behtar Janab….!
Imran Ne Silsila Cut Kar Ke Libaas Tabdil Karne
Laga….Usne Black-Zero Ko Usi Phone Se Ring Kiya
Tha….Jiss Ke Number Telephone Directory Mein
Maujood The….!
Bahar Aa Kar Use Us iLaaqe Tak Paidal Jana
Padha….Jahan Kiraye Ka Garage Tha….Wahan Pahunch
Kar Use Zyada Intezar Nahi Karna Padha….Black-
Zero Ne Bhi Wahan Pahunchne Mein Jaldi Hi Ki
Thi….!
Wo Waiting-Hall Mein Ek Mez Ke Girdh Baith
Gaye….!
Main Aap Ki Is Call Ka Matlab Nahi Samjha Tha….!
Kya Tumhe Maalum Hai Ke Safdar Paagal-Qaane
Pahunch Gaya Hai….!
Main Nahi Jaanta….Kab….? Black-Zero Ke Lahje
Mein Hairath Thi
Aaj Shaam Ka Waqiya Hai….
Aur
Kya Tumhe Pata Hai Tanveer Ne Ek Shareef Aadmi
Ke Sar Par Chapaat Raseed Ki Thi
Aur
Wahan Se Bhaag Nikla Tha….!
Main Iske Baare Mein Bhi Kuch Nahi Jaanta….!
Acha….Udhar Pichle Ek Hafte Ke Andar Tumhe Meri
Taraf Se To Koi Aisa Paighaam Nahi Mila Jiss Par
Tumhe Hairath Hoti….!
Jee Nahi….Khattai Nahi….!
Imran Ne Ek Lambi Saans Li
Aur
Fir Bola….Koi X-2 Aur Uske Saathiyon Ko Benaqaab
Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hai….!
Yeh Kaise Maalum Hua….!
Us Dono Ko X-2 Ki Taraf Se Paighaam Mile The….!
Yaqeen Ki Jiye….Maine Aisi Koi Harkath Nahi
Ki….Black-Zero Baukhla Gaya
Mujhe Tum Par Bharosa Hai….Imran Sar Hila Kar
Bola….Mumkeen Hai Ke Kisi Ne X-2 Ka Private-
Phone Tape Kar Ke Uske Chandh Saathiyon Ke Baare
Mein Maalumaat Farhaam Kar Li Ho….
Aur
Uski Awaaz Ki Naql Utaar Ne Ki Mashq (Abhiyaas)
Kar Daali Ho….
Magar
Yeh Harkatein Saaf Zaahir Karti Hai Ke Wo X-2 Ya
Uske Saathiyon Ki Surat Se Waaqif Nahi Hai….Usne
Phone Par Hi Safdar Ko Paagalpan Ka Swaang
Rachane Ki Hidayath Di….
Aur
Jagaah Batayi Jahan Hungama Bharpa Karna Tha….
Fir
Wo Khud Bhi Hungama Bharpa Karne Ko Pehchan Liya
Ke Yeh Safdar Hai….Isi Tarah Tanveer Ko Bhi Ghar
Se Nikaal Kar Us Jagaah Le Gaya….Jahan Use Ek
Aadmi Ke Sar Par Chapaat Raseed Karni Thi….Chalo
Tanveer Bhi Nazar Mein Aa Gaya….Julia Par Bhi
Uski Nazar Inayath Ho Gayi Hai
Lekin
Usse Abhi Tak Is Khism Ka Koi Kaam Nahi Liya
Gaya….!
Magar….Suniye To Sahi….Black-Zero Ne Kuch
Sonchta Hue Kaha….Jo Shaksh Bhi Yeh Harkath Kar
Raha Hai Ke Aap Isse Aagha Ho Jayenge….!
Khuli Hui Baat Hai….Imran Ne Sar Hila Kar Jawaab
Diya
Fir Mera Khayal Hai Ke Usse Himakhat Hi Sarzad
Hui Hai….!
Mumkeen Hai….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Kuch Sonchne Laga….!
Kya Baaqi Log Mehfooz Hai….Black-Zero Ne Kaha
Abhi Tak Ki Report Ke Mutabeekh In Teeno Ke
Alawa Aur Kisi Ko Is Khism Ke Paighaam Nahi
Mile….Khair Baherhaal….Ab Maine Private-Phone Ka
Istemaal Karna Chhod Diya Hai….Ghaliban Usi
Number Par Kahin Aur Bhi Call Receive Ki Jaa
Rahi Hai….Aisa Mumkeen Hai….Ab Main Tumhe Imran
Ke Numbers Se Paighaam Diya Karunga….Tum X-2 Ki
Haisiyath Se Dusron Tak Pahunchaya Karna….!
Bohath Behtar Janab….Aisa Hi Hoga Janab….!
Miss Julia Aur Tanveer Ke Alawa Sabhi Ko Ittela
Kar Chuka Hu Ke Ab Wo X-2 Ke Private Numbers Par
Ring Karna Chhod De….Unhe Maine Tumhare Number
Diye Hai….
Isliye
Bohath Zyada Savdhaan Rehna….Bas Filhaal Mujhe
Itna Hi Kehna Tha….
Imran Uth Gaya….
Fir
Kuch Der Baad Uski Car Julia Ke Makaan Ke Saamne
Ruki….Wo Utar Kar Baramde Mein Aya
Aur
Call Bell Ka Button Daba Kar Intezar Karne
Laga….!
Kuch Der Baad Andar Se Khadmo Ki Awaaz Ayi….!
Kaun Hai….Julia Ne Darwaaza Kholne Se Pahle
Pucha
Bakri Ka Gosht….Imran Ne Jawaab Diya
Darwaaza Khul Gaya
Aur
Julia Dono Ghoonse Utha Kar Uspar Toot
Padhi….Jao….Bhaag Jao….Usne Kaha
Kya Tum Bhi Safdar Hi Ke Paas Pahunchna Chahti
Ho….!
Sonchte-Sonchte Mera Dimaagh Thak Gaya Hai
Isliye
Ab Main Sirf Sona Chahti Hu….!
Main Tumhare Liye Khwaab
Aur
Goliyan Laya Hu….Bakri Ka Gosht….!
Dafa Ho Jao….Khuda Ke Liye Bore Na Karo….!
Main Tumhe Ek Dilchasp Kahani Sunaunga….Piche
Hato
Varna
Fir Tum Saari Raat Na So Sakogi….Bewaqoof Ke Aql
Kahan Hoti Hai Ke Wo Sonchega Ke Raat Aaram Ke
Liye Banayi Gayi Hai….!
Julia Piche Hat Gayi
Aur
Imran Ne Andar Daakhil Ho Kar Darwaaza Bandh Kar
Diya….Julia Badhbadhati Hui Waapsi Ke Liye Mudh
Gayi….!
Imran Uske Piche Chalta Hua Baithak Ke Kamre
Mein Pahuncha….!
Haa….Bore Karo….Julia Jhatke Ke Saath Kursi Par
Baithti Hui Boli
Yeh Kamra Bohath Saleekhe Se Sajaya Gaya
Hai….Imran Chaaron Taraf Dekhta Hua Bola….Mujhe
Yaad Padhta Hai Ke Isse Pahle Bhi Kahin Aisa
Kamra Dekh Chuka Hu….!
Khuda Ke Liye Jo Kuch Bhi Kehna Hai Kahe
Daalo….Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai….!
Tum So Jao….Main Kehta Rahunga….!
Julia Use Ghusseli Nazron Se Ghoorti Rahi….!
Imran Bade Itminaan Se Chewing-Gum Ka Packet
Nikaal Kar Use Phaadhne Laga….!
Arey Tum Khamosh Ho Gaye….Julia Jhalla
Gayi….Main Sach Kahti Hu Paagalon Ki Tarah
Cheekhna Shuru Kar Dungi….!
Parwaah Mat Karo Is Tarah Safdar Ki Tanhai Bhi
Rafa Ho Jayegi….Waise Kya Tumhe Bhi Paagal Ho
Jane Ka Hukm Mila Hai….Bakri Ka Gosht Chaar….
Khamosh Raho….Julia Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar
Boli….X-2 Yaqeenan Paagal Ho Gaya Hai….!
Kitni Baar Yahi Jumla Dohraogi….Kya Tumhe Bhi….
Haa….Mujhe Bhi….
Lekin
Ab Main Uske Baare Mein Nahi Sonch Rahi….Mujhe
Neend Aa Rahi Hai….!
Main Sach Kehta Hu Ke Agar Tum Ne Sanjheedgi Se
Mere Sawaalat Ke Jawaab Na Diye To Humesha-
Humesha Ke Liye So Jaogi….!
Kya Matlab….?
Halaath Aise Hi Hai….X-2 Ke Farishton Ko Bhi
Pata Nahi Hai Safdar Aur Tanveer Par Kya
Guzri….!
Saaf-Saaf Batao….!
X-2 Ne Is Khism Ke Hukm Nahi Jaari Kiye The….!
Fir Tum Bakri Ka Gosht Kyun Bechte Phirte
Ho….Julia Ne Jale Kate Lahje Mein Kaha
Mere Naseeb Mein Yahi Hai….Imran Thandi Saans Le
Kar Bola
Lekin
Main Tumhe Ek Bohath Bade Khatre Se Aagha Kar
Raha Hu….X-2 Bechara Kayi Dino Se Beemar
Hai….Usne Pichle Hafte Se Ab Tak Mere Alawa Aur
Kisi Se Baat Nahi Ki….!
Fir….? Julia Achanak Uchal Padhi
Koi Uska Private Phone Tape Kar Raha Hai….Yahi
Nahi Balki Usne X-2 Banne Ki Koshish Bhi Ki
Hai….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Is Silsile Mein Wo Saare Nuqte Bayaan Kar Diye
Jin Par Black-Zero Se Bhi Baat Kar Chuka Tha….!
Magar Uska Maqsad Kya Ho Sakta Hai….Julia Ne
Hairath Se Kaha
Filhaal Hume Maqsad Ke Chakkar Mein Na Padhna
Chahiye….Ab Tum Batao Ke Usne Tum Se Kya Kaha
Hai….!
Abhi Tak To Mujhse Mahez Safdar Ke Baare Mein
Reports Leta Raha Hai
Magar
Shayad….Do Ghante Ki Baat Hai Ke Usne Ek Kaam
Mujhe Bhi Saunpa Tha….
Lekin
Main Uski Khudrath Ke Baare Mein Chakra Rahi
Thi….!
Kya Kaam Tha….?
Bas Itna Hi Ke Kal Main 10 Se 11 Baje Tak
Municipal Tower Ke Niche Khadi Rahu….Mere
Haathon Mein Tazaa Gulaabon Ka Guldasta Hona
Chahiye….!
Oohh….Imran Ne Ek Lambi Saans Li
Kyun….Kya Nateeja Nikaala Tumne….Julia Ne
Bechain Andaaz Mein Pucha
Abhi Main Koi Nateeja Nahi Nikaal Sakta….
Lekin
Tumhe Ek Mashwara Zaroor Dunga….!
Kya….?
Tum Jaanti Ho Rushi Kahan Rahti Hai….?
Haa….Jaanti Hu
Tumhe Kuch Din Rushi Ke Flat Mein Rehna
Padhega….
Aur
Rushi Tumhari Jagah Legi….!
Yani Wo Yahan Aa Kar Rahegi….Julia Ne Bura Sa
Muh Bana Kar Kaha
Yaqeenan….Iske Baghair Kaam Nahi Chalega….!
Aakhir Kyun….?
Kya Maine Abhi Nahi Kaha Ke Wo Namaalum Afraad
X-2 Ke Matahaton Se Ru-Ba-Ru Hona Chahte Hai….!
Fir….Rushi Se Bhi Kaam Nahi Chalega….
Kyun Ke
Wo Tumse Taalookh Rakhti Hai….!
Main Kehta Hu Mujhse Bahes Na Karo….!
Main X-2 Ki Ijazath Liye Baghair Nahi Kar
Sakti….!
Use Takleef Na Do….Wo Beemar Hai….!
Kuch Bhi Ho Zubaan Hilaane Se Mar Nahi Jayega….!
Achi Baat Hai….Chalo Wahan Us Kamre Mein Jahan
Phone Hai….!
Main Khud Hi Jaa Kar Maalum Kar Leti Hu….!
Kya Wo Itna Ahmaq Hai Ke Tape Kiye Jane Numbers
Se Apne Matahaton Se Baat Karega….!
Fir….!
Usne Mujhe Dusre Number Note Kar Diye Hai….
Lekin
Uski Khwahish Hai Ki Wo Mujh Tak Hi Simit
Rahe….Main Number Dail Karunga….Tum Baat Kar
Lena….!
Chalo….Julia Uthti Hui Boli….Phone Uske Bedroom
Mein Tha
Imran Ne Yahan Aa Kar Black-Zero Ke Number Is
Tarah Dail Kiye Ke Julia Unhe Note Na Kar Saki
Fir
Usne Mouth-Piece Mein Kaha….Main Imran Bol Raha
Hu….Juliana Meri Peshkash Se Ittefaaq Nahi
Rakhti
Fir
Wo Kuch Sunta Raha
Aur
Uske Baad Receiver Julia Ki Taraf Badha Diya….Wo
Kuch Kamzor Si Nazar Aane Lagi….!
Yes Its Julia Sir….Julia Ne Mouth-Piece Mein
Kaha
Aur
Imran Ki Peshkash Dohra Kar Dusri Taraf Se Bolne
Wale Ki Awaaz Sunne Lagi….Uske Chahre Par Zardi
Se Nazar Ayi….Aakhirkar Usne Silsila Cut Kar Ke
Thandi Saans Li….!
Kyun….? Imran Ne Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhte Hue
Pucha
Meri Samajhme Nahi Aata Ke Wo Tum Par Itna
Aitemaad (Bharosa) Kyun Karta Hai….!
Kyun Ke Meri Taraf Se Be-Aitemaadi Ab Tak
Bohatho Ko Le Doobi Hai….!
Wo Kehta Hai Ke Main Be-Chu-Va-Char Tumhare
Mashware Par Amal Karu….!
Tum Batao Ke Tumne Kya Faisla Kiya Hai….?
Kuch Nahi….Main Wahi Karungi Jo X-2 Kahega….!
Bas To Tum Abhi Aur Isi Waqt Rushi Ke Flat Mein
Pahunch Jao….Main Use Phone Par Sab Kuch Samjha
Dunga….!
Agar Meri Calls Bhi Tape Ki Jati Ho To….? Julia
Ne Kaha
Nahi….Mera Khayal Hai Ke Aisa Nahi Ho Raha….!
Magar Kiss Bina Par Khayal Hai….!
Is Bina Par Ke Tum Is Dauraan Mein Kayi Baar
Mujhse Phone Par Baat Kar Chuki Ho….
Lehaza
Agar Yahi Baat Hoti To Mujhe Bhi Aisi Uth-
Pataang Harkath Par Majboor Kiya Jata….!
Fir….Yeh Bakri Ka Gosht….?
Tumhari Khushi Ke Liye Bechunga Gosht Bhi….Usi
Rate Se….Bas Ab Tum Jao Tumhe Der Na Karni
Chahiye….Baaqi Main Dekh Lunga….!
Dusre Din Imran Muncipal Tower Ke Saamne Ek
Restaurant Mein Baitha Kisi Khaas Waqiye Ke
Intezar Mein Tha….Yahan Se Use Rushi Saaf Nazar
Aa Rahi Thi
Kyun Ke
Muncipal Tower Se Restaurant Ka Faasla Zyada
Nahi Tha….!
Rushi Ke Bayein (Right) Haath Mein Taaze Gulaabo
Ka Guldasta Tha….Upar Tower Ki Ghadi 10:45 Baja
Rahi Thi….!
Imran Ki Nazar Rushi Hi Par Thi….!
15 Minute Bhi Guzar Gaye….Tower Ne 11 Ke Ghante
Bajaye
Aur
Rushi Wahan Se Chal Padhi….Wo Paidal Hi Chal
Rahi Thi….!
Imran Restaurant Se Nikal Aya….Wo Rushi Se
Takhreeban 300 Gaz Ke Faasle Par Chal Raha Tha
Lekin
Yeh Kehna Asaan Nahi Tha Ke Wo Uska Picha Hi Kar
Raha Hai….!
Imran Ne Rushi Ko Pahle Hi Samjha Diya Tha Ke Wo
Muncipal Tower Se Rawaangi Ke Baad Wo Galiyon
Aur Kunchon Se Ghoosti Hui Julia Ke Ghar Ki
Taraf Wapas Aye….!
Imran Ki Scheme Ke Mutabeekh Julia, Rushi Ke
Flat Mein Chali Gayi
Aur
Rushi, Julia Ke Ghar Chali Ayi….
Aur
Is Waqt Ek Kaamyaab Adakaara Ki Tarah Apna Role
Ada Kar Rahi Thi….Wo Is Andaaz Mein Sadhi Basi
Galiyon Mein Daakhil Ho Rahi Thi Jaise Jald Se
Jald Ghar Pahunchne Mein Chota Raasta Ikhtiyaar
Kar Rahi Ho….!
Aur Yeh Kam Khadh Aur Mazboot Jism Ka Aadmi
Tha….Umar 30 Aur 40 Ke Darmiyaan Rahi
Hogi….Libaas Ke Istemaal Ke Maamle Mein Ba-
Saleekha Maalum Hota Tha….
Aur
Dikhave Ka Bhi Aadi Maalum Hota Tha….!
Kuch Der Baad Rushi, Julia Ke Ghar Daakhil Ho
Gayi….
Aur
Wo Aadmi Aage Badhta Chala Gaya….!
Agle Chaurahe Par Imran Ne Use Rukte
Dekha….Imran Bhi Ek Book Stall Ke Show Case Par
Jhuk Padha….
Aur
Us Waqt Chaunka Jab Ek Taxi Us Aadmi Ke Khareeb
Ruki….!
Yeh Baukhla Dene Wali Situation Thi….
Agar
Wo Nikal Jata To Imran Saari Mehnath Barbaad Ho
Jati….Usne Bhi Badi Tezi Se Us Taraf Khadam
Badhaye….Taxi Harkath Mein Aa Gayi….
Lekin
Imran Bhi Usse Piche Nahi Raha….Use Bhi Fauri
Dusri Taxi Mil Gayi….
Aur
Picha Karne Ka Silsila Shuru Ho Saka….!
Kuch Der Baad Agli Taxi Alamgir Park Ke Phatak
Ke Saamne Ruk Gayi….Yeh Shaher Ke Bade Parkon Se
Tha
Aur
Yahan Takhreeban Har Waqt Hi Khaasi Bheedh Raha
Karti….
Kyun Ke
Yahan Muncipal Cheedhiya Ghar Bhi Tha….!
Kam Khadh Aamdi Taxi Se Utar Kar Park Mein
Daakhil Ho Gaya….!
Imran Ne Bhi Thode Hi Faasle Par Taxi Chhod Di
Aur
Paidal Chalta Hua Park Mein Daakhil Hua….Kam
Khadh Aadmi Abhi Tak Uski Nazar Mein Tha….Wo Ek
Khaali Bench Par Baith Gaya….Andaaze Se Yahi
Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Use Kisi Ka Intezar
Ho….Waise Usne Jeb Se Ek Akhbaar Nikaal Kar Use
Padhna Shuru Kar Diya Tha….!
Imran Bhi Uske Khareeb Ek Bench Par Jaa Baitha….
Aur
Us Bench Par Sirf Ek Hi Aadmi Ke Liye Hi Jagaah
Thi
Kyun Ke
Us Par Pahle Hi Se Chaar Aadmi Maujood The….!
Takhreeban Aadha Ghanta Guzar Gaya
Aur
Wo Aadmi Usi Tarah Baitha Akhbaar Dekhta Raha….!
Imran Ko Uljhan Hone Lagi….Use Umeed Thi Ke Wo
Julia Ka Ghar Dekh Lene Ke Baad Apne Thikaane Hi
Par Wapas Jayega….!
Ek Ghanta Guzar Jane Ke Use Ek Khoobsurat Si Pur
Roshan Ladki Nazar Ayi….Jo Us Aadmi Ke Bench Ki
Taraf Badh Rahi Thi….!
Jaise Hi Wo Khareeb Ayi Wo Akhbaar Ek Taraf Daal
Kar Khada Ho Gaya….Khada Hone Ka Andaaz Rasmi
Nahi Maalum Ho Raha Tha
Balki….Shayad
Wo Sammaan Mein Utha Tha….!
Ladki Bhi Us Bench Par Baith Gayi
Aur
Wo Dono Itni Dheemi Awaaz Mein Baat Karne Lage
Ke Imran Unse Zyada Dur Na Hote Hue Bhi Na Sun
Saka….
Lekin
Wo Ladki Ke Chahre Ke Utaar-Chadhau Se Andaaza
Kar Raha Tha Ke Wo Uski Baaton Mein Bohath Zyada
Dilchaspi Le Rahi Hai….!
Kuch Der Baad Us Aadmi Ne Apni Jeb Se Apni
Notebook Nikaali
Aur
Uska Ek Kaagaz Phaadh Kar Ladki Ki Taraf Badha
Diya….!
Imran Fir Uljhan Mein Padh Gaya….Wo Sonchta Raha
Agar
Dono Ke Raaste Alag-Alag Hue To Inme Se Kiss Ko
Chhod De….Waise Pahli Nazar Mein To Yahi Maalum
Ho Raha Tha Jaise Us Aadmi Ne Ladki Ko Ab Tak Ki
Report Di Ho….
Lekin
Yeh Andaaze Ki Ghalthi Bhi Ho Sakti Hai….Yeh Bhi
Mumkeen Tha Ke Wo Dono Mein Is Masle Par Baat Hi
Na Hui Ho Jisse Imran Ko Dilchaspi Thi….
Magar
Usne Notebook Se Kaagaz Phaadh Kar Use Kyun
Diya….Ladki Ne Wo Kaagaz Ka Tukdha Tahe Kar Ke
Apne Vanity Bag Mein Daal Liya….Is Nuqte Ke Par
Thodi Der Ghaur Karne Ke Baad Imran Faisla Kiya
Ke
Agar
Un Dono Ke Raaste Alag-Alag Hue To Wo Ladki Ka
Picha Karege….!
Kuch Der Baad Mard Uth Gaya
Lekin
Ladki Wahin Baithi Rahi….!
Imran Baithe-Baithe Tang Aa Gaya Tha….Usne
Soncha Ke Ab Kuch Shuru Karna Chahiye Ke Ladki
Khud Hi Uth Gayi….Wo Bandaron Ke Katharon Ki
Taraf Jaa Rahi Thi….!
Imran Bhi Utha….
Lekin
Usne Wahan Pahunchne Ke Liye Dusri Raah
Ikhtiyaar Ki
Aur
Usi Kathare Ke Paas Pahunch Gaya….Jahan Ladki
Pahle Se Maujood Thi….Wo Bandaron Ke Liye Moong-
Phally Phenk Rahi Thi….Wahan Kayi Aur Log The….!
Imran Ladki Ke Khareeb Hi Tha
Aur
Uske Chahre Par Himakkhat-Himakhat Hi Taari
Thi….Usko Dekhne Se Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha
Jaise Wo Khud Ko Wahan Tanha Samajh Raha Ho….!
Bandar Uchal Koodh Kar Rahe The….
Achanak
Ek Bandar Imran Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Daant
Nikaale….
Aur
Imran Ne Bhi Jhallaye Hue Andaaz Mein Use Muh
Chidha Diya….
Fir
Is Tarah Badhbadhane Laga Jaise Use Bandar Ka
Daant Nikaal Na Behadh Nagawaar Guzra
Ho….Badhbadhate Waqt Ek Baar Daant Pees Kar Usne
Bandar Ko Ghoonsa Bhi Dikhaya….!
Na Sirf Ladki…
Balki
Dusre Log Bhi Imran Ki Taraf Dekhne Lage….
Lekin
Imran Bazaahir Unse Bekhabar Usi Andaaz Mein
Badhbadhata
Aur
Aankhein Chamkata Raha….
Lekin
Us Waqt Chaunka Jab Uske Khareeb Hi Khahekhahe
Buland Hue….Ab Usne Badhawaasi
Aur
Jhen Meetane Ki Acting Shuru Kar Di….Is Silsile
Mein Uska Sar Do-Ek Baar Kathare Se Bhi Jaa
Takraya….!
Achanak Ladki Uske Khareeb Ayi
Aur
Ahista Se Boli….Chalo Jaldi Yahan Se
Varna
Yeh Log Tumhe Chedhenge….!
Imran Badhawaasi Ka Muzahera Karta Hua Dusri
Taraf Mudh Gaya….Uski Raftaar Daud Ne Ki Hadh
Tak Tez Thi….!
Ladki Bhi Uske Piche Hi Chalti Rahi….
Fir
Imran Park Ke Ek Veeran Hisse Mein Pahunch Kar
Ruka….Wo Ek Darakht Ke Tane Se Tek Lagaye
Haanpta Raha
Aur
Ladki Uske Saamne Khadi Hans Rahi Thi….!
Yeh Kya M….MM….Mu….Musibath Hai….Imran Ne
Ghusseli Awaaz Mein Kaha
Aur
Hansne Laga….!
Bandaron Par Ghussa Aane Ka Yahi Anjaam Ho Sakta
Hai….Ladki Ne Kaha….Wo Bhi Koi Khalandar Hi
Maalum Hoti Thi
Imran Ke Chahre Par Fir Zalzale Ke Asaar Nazar
Aye
Aur
Aankhein Laal Ho Gayi….Us Ullu Ke Patthe Ne Mujh
Par Daant Kyun Nikaale The….Usne Ghusseli Awaaz
Mein Kaha….Badi Ayi Bandaron Ki Tarafdar Ban
Kar….Meri Jaagir Mein Hota To Sasure Ki Taange
Tudhwa Deta….Haaa
Aur
Fir Wo Is Tarah Naak Se Shu-Shu Karne Laga Jaise
Ghusse Ki Wajah Se Nazle Ki Tahreek (Flu-Motion)
Shuru Ho Gayi Ho….!
Ladki Hansti Rahi….
Aur
Imran Ka Ghussa Tez Hota Raha….!
Aakhir Ladki Wahin Ghaans Par Baith Gayi
Aur
Imran Bura Sa Muh Banaye Khada Raha….Himakhat
Aur Ghusse Ke Mile-Jhule Asaar Ab Bhi Chahre Par
Maujood The….!
Kya Tum Yateem Ho….? Achanak Ladki Ne Pucha
Tum Khud Yateem….Tumhari 7 Pushtein
Yateem….Aaye….Main Tumhari Zubaan Khinch
Lunga….Mujhe Laawaris Samajhti Ho Abhi Mere Dada
Bhi Zinda Hai….!
Surat Se To Yateem Hi Maalum Hote Ho….!
Imran Kisi Nak-Chadhi Ladki Ki Tarah Badhbadhata
Hua Ek Taraf Mudh Gaya….!
Arey….Thahero….Suno….Tumhare Faide Ki Baat
Hai….!
Imran Ruk Gaya
Lekin
Uski Taraf Nahi Mudha….Kya Hai….Usne Bharrayi
Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha
Tum Bohath Ache Aadmi Maalum Hote Ho….Main Is
Shaher Mein Ajnabi Hu….Chandh Dino Ke Liye Ayi
Hu….
Agar
Hum Dono Dost Ho Jaye To Kya Harj Hai….!
Bohath Harj Hai….!
Kya Harj Hai….?
Tum Mujhe Baat-Baat Par Ghussa Dilaogi
Aur
Mera Dil Chahega Ke Apni Pait Mein Khanjar Ghonp
Lu….Ab Batao Yeh Bandar Kya Tumhare Rishtedar
Lagte The….Daud Ayi Unki Himayath Mein….Daant
Dikhate Hai Saale Mujhe….Jaise Main Ullu Ka
Pattha Hu….!
Nahi….Nahi….Tum Bohath Pyare Ho….Chalo Ghussa
Thook Do….Wo Bandar Mere Rishtedar Nahi Hai
Aur
Na Unki Himayath Mein Daud Ayi Thi….Bas Dil
Chaha Ke Tumse Baat Karu….Tumse Mili Dosti
Karu….Main Is Shaher Mein Ajnabi Hu….Aao Kahin
Baith Kar Baatein Kare….Tum Mujhe Apne Baare
Mein Batao Main Tumhe Apne Baare Mein
Bataungi….!
Imran Wahin Dhab Se Baith Gaya….!
Ladki Fir Hans Padhi….Kyun Ke Wo Kisi Wazni
Thaile Ki Tarah Zameen Par Tapak Padha Tha….!
Uski Hansi Par Imran Ne Fir Bura Sa Muh
Banaya….!
Yahan Nahi….Park Restaurant Mein
Baithenge….Chalo….Wo Jaldi Se Boli
Aur
Imran Uski Hansi Par Kuch Kahte-Kahte Ruk
Gaya….!
Wo Restaurant Mein Aye….Imran Badastoor Bigdhe
Hue Mood Ka Muzahera Karta Raha….!
Kya Piyoge….? Ladki Ne Imran Se Pucha
Main Sirf Un Bandaron Ka Khoon Peena Chahta
Hu….Yani Ab Cheedhiya Ghar Ke Bandar Bhi Mere
Saath Usi Tarah Pesh Ayenge Jaise Aam Junglee
Bandar Pesh Ate Hai….!
Yeh Akhar Bandaron Ka Kya Khissa Hai….?
Arey Yeh Haraamzade Bachpan Hi Se Mujhe Chidhate
Aye Hai….Tumhe Dekhenge To Kuch Nahi….Jahan
Mujhe Dekha Daant Nikaal Diye….Humesha Yahi Hota
Hai….Aakhir Kyun Maine Unka Kya Bigaadha
Hai….Maine Kabhi Kisi Bandar Ko Hasht Bhi Nahi
Kaha….!
Akhar Batao Bhi To Kuch….!
Haaain….To Kya Main Kutton Ki Tarah Bhonk Raha
Hu….Bata Nahi Raha Itni Der Se….Arey Yeh Mujhe
Kahin Aur Kisi Haal Mein Na Chhodenge….Aaj Main
Yahi Sonch Kar Yahan Aya Tha Ke Dekhu Cheedhiya
Ghar Ke Bandar To Mujhe Fizool Nahi Samajhte….!
Lekin Unki Taraf Se Bhi Mayoosi Hui….Ladki Ne
Sanjheedgi Se Kaha
Yaqeenan Hui….Imran Mez Par Haath Maar Kar
Bola….
Aur
Ab Maine Tai Kar Liya Hai Ke Har Bandar Ko Apna
Dushman Samjhunga Chahe Wo Duniya Ke Kisi Kone
Mein Ho….!
Tumhara Naam Kya Hai….? Tafzool….Kunwar
Tafzool….Samajhti Hona Yani Prince….!
Prince….Ladki Ne Hairath Se Dohraya
Haa….Haa….Prince….Meri Riyasath Bohath Badi Hai
Aur
Hum Log Murghi Wale Nawab Kahe Laate Hai….!
Murghi Wale Nawab Kyun….?
Humare Mahel Mein 5 Hazaar Murghiyan
Hai….Murghiyan Paalna Humari Khandani Hobby
Hai….Saare Buzurg Shuru Hi Se Murghiyan Paalte
Aye Hai….!
Badi Gandi Hobby Hai….!
Aye….Khabardar….Zubaan Sambhaal Kar….Humari
Murghiyan Makhmal Par Chalti Hai….Kabhi Khwaab
Mein Bhi Tum Ne Shahi Murghiyan Na Dekhi
Hongi….!
Mujhe Khwaab Se Bhi Nafrath Ho Jayegi
Agar
Murghiyan Nazar Aa Jaye….!
Tab To Hum Kabhi Dost Na Ban Sakenge….Imran Ne
Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Kaha….Mujhe Aise Log Pasand
Nahi Hai Jin Ke Khayalath Se Murghi Pasandon Ke
Jazbaat Ko Theins Pahunche….!
Khair Khatm Karo….Maine Yeh Pucha Tha Ke Kya
Piyoge….Chai Ya Coffee….?
Chai….!
Ladki Ne Waiter Se Chai Laane Ke Liye Kaha
Aur
Fir Imran Se Pucha….Tum Kahan Rahte Ho….?
Grand Hotel Mein….!
Permanent Isi Shaher Mein Rahte Ho….!
Jab Tak College Bandh Na Ho Jaye Yahin Rehna
Padhega….!
Padhte Ho….?
Laanath Hai Padhne Par Mera Dil Nahi Lagta….Isi
Liye Hostel Chhod Kar Grand Mein Chala
Aya….Class Mein Proxy Ho Jati Hai….Proxy Karne
Walon Ko 200 Rupiye Mahavar Dene Padhte Hai….!
Isse Kya Faida….Padhne Mein Dil Nahi Lagta To
Ghar Wapas Chale Jao….!
Wo Aur Zyada Badi Musibath Sabeet Hogi….Riyasath
Ka Kaam Dekhna Padhega….!
Huh….To Tum Aalsi Bhi Ho….!
Kya….Imran Ko Fir Ghussa Aa Gaya
Aur
Thodi Der Tak Ghoorte Rahne Ke Baad Bola….Tum
Yaqeenan Un Bandaron Ki Rishtedar Ho….Main Ise
Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta….!
Arey Nahi….Mera Yeh Matlab Nahi Tha….Main To Yeh
Kahe Rahi Thi Ke Aakhir Taleem (Shiksha) Se Kyun
Bhaagte Ho….!
Arey Yeh Taleem Hai….Imran Ne Mez Par Haath Maar
Kar Kaha….Ke Dusron Ki Betooki Bakwaas
Padhu….Aur Yaad Rakhu
Fir
Imtehaan Du….
Aur
Wo Betooki Bakwaas Yaad Na Aye To Fail Ho
Jau….Naukar Banu….Laanath Hai….!
Betooki Bakwaas….Ladki Ne Hairath Se Kaha
Yeh Bakwaas Nahi Hai To Aur Kya Hai….Ke Jab
Koyal Kookti Hai To Mera Dil Naachne Lagta
Hai….Dil Naachne Lagta Hai….Hahaha….Dil Agar
Naachne Lage To Rustom Ke Bhateeje Ka Bhi Heart
Fail Ho Jaye….
Aur
Kya Wo….Dusre Sahab Farmate Hai….Chaaro Taraf
Chutki Hui Chaandni….Kya Tha….Lo Bhai Bhool
Gaya….
Baherhaal
Aisi Hi Uth-Pataang Baatein Hoti Hai….Arey Hai
Masla Yeh Suno….Wo Hai Na Bohath Bade Shayar
Angrezi Ke Janab Oxford Sahab….!
Oxford….Ladki Ne Hairath Se Dohraya….Shayaron
Mein Yeh Naam Mere Liye Bilkul Naya Hai….!
Naya Hi Hoga….Imran Ne Laparwahi Se Haath Hila
Kar Bola….Yeh Sahab Nature Ki Doom Mein Kaise
Rahte Hai….
Aur
Baaz Waqt Is Tarah Sanak Jate Hai Ke Inse
Dariya,Pahaadh,Darakht….Chand,Sitare Sabhi
Angrezi Baatein Karne Lagte Hai….!
Nature….Arey….Wordsworth To Nahi….Ladki Ne Kaha
Haa….Wahi….Wahi….Mujhe Oxford Yaad Aa Raha
Tha….Oxford To London Ke Ek Printing-Press Ka
Naam Hai Shayad….Jiss Mein Dictionary Chapti
Hai….!
Yeh Bade Afsos Ki Baat Hai Ke Tum Wordsworth Ko
Nahi Samajh Sake….!
Arey To Hua Kya….Mere Vaalid Sahad (Pita) To
Samajhte Hi Honge….
Fir
Mujhe Kya Zaroorath Hai Ke Main Bhi Apni Taang
Aadhau….!
Nahi….Wordsworth Jaise Shayaron Ko Samajhna Aur
Pasand Karna Seekho….!
Arey Jao….Mujhe Paagal Kutte Ne Kaata Hai Kya
Khwaamkha Apna Dimaagh Kharaab Karunga….Yeh
Wordsworth Koi Paagal Aadmi Tha….Zindagi Bhar
Koyalon Billiyon Aur Chakkaron Ki Baatein Karta
Raha….Uske Bajaye Saboon Bana Kar Bechta To Uski
Aulaadein Bhi Has Ford Ki Aulaadon Ki Tarah
Maaze Karti….!
Arey….Agar Tumhe Koyalein Pasand Nahi To Dusron
Ko Bore Karne Se Kya Faida….Chhodo….Khatm
Karo….!
Tum Ne Fizool Baatein Chedh Di….Mujhe Un
Bandaron Ke Baare Mein Sonchne Do Jinhone Ne
Meri Baaqi Zindagi Bhi Barbaad Kar Ke Rakh Di
Hai….!
Ladki Hans Padhi
Aur
Imran Fir Use Ghusseli Nazaron Se Dekhne
Laga….Tum Aakhar Chahti Kya Ho….Usne Kaha
Dosti….Main Tum Se Dosti Karna Chahti Hu….Tum
Behadh Dilchasp Aadmi Ho….!
Aadmi Nahi….Prince….Imran Akadh Kar Bola….Meri
Tauheen Na Karo….
Varna
Mera Dimaagh Kharaab Ho Jayega
Aur
Wo Kambakht Mehfooz Hi Rahenge….!
Kaun….?
Bandar….Imran Ne Thandi Saans Li….Abhi Tak Jiss
Bandar Ne Bhi Mujhe Dekh Kar Daant Nikaale Hai
Wo Zinda Na Raha….Main Aise Bandaron Ko Fauri
Goli Maar Deta Hu….
Magar
Sarkaari Bandaron Se Kaise Nipta Jaye….!
Soncho Koi Tadbeer….Ladki Chai Undhelti Hui Boli
Zaher….Achanak Imran Ki Aankhein Chamakne Lagi
Aur
Usne Dheemi Awaaz Mein Kaha….Kal Main Apne Saath
Zaher Mile Seb (Apple) Launga….Good….Very
Fine….Kisi Ko Kaano Kaan Khabar Na Hogi….!
Rahem Na Ayega Tumhe Un Be-Zubaano Par….!
Hargiz Nahi….Unhe Aqal Kyun Nahi Ayi….Kyun Daant
Nikaalte Hai Mujhe Dekh Kar….Goya Meri Koi
Ahemiyath (Importance) Hi Nahi Unki Nazron
Mein….Nahi Main Unki Himayath Mein Ek Lafz Bhi
Na Sun Sakunga….Maherbani Kar Ke Khamosh Raho….!
Suno….Mera Ghar Ronik Mein Hai….28va Kamra….
Aur
Mera Naam Halena Hai….!
Halena Bohath Waahiyath Naam Hai….Mujhe Bilkul
Pasand Nahi Aya….!
Kya Matlab….?
Matlab Yeh Hai Ke Tumhara Naam Pudeena Kyun Nahi
Hai….Tum Bilkul Pudeena Maalum Hoti Ho….!
Pudeena Kya….?
Faarsi Mein Gulaab Ke Phool Ko Kahte Hai….!
Bade Shareer Ho Tum….Ladki Hans Padhi….Khair Yeh
Batao Ke Grand Hotel Mein Tumhare Kamre Ka Kya
Number Hai….!
Number Mere Secretary Ko Maalum Hoga….Main Sirf
Wahan Sota Hu….Waise Tum Wahan Kisi Ko Bhi
Prince Tafzool Ka Hawaala De Kar Mere Kamre Ka
Number Maalum Kar Sakogi….!
Tum Sach-Mooch Ajeeb Ho….Kya Saare Shahzaade
Aise Hi Hote Hai….!
Nahi….Aksar Mujhse Bhi Zyada Khoobsurat Hote
Hai….!
Main Khoobsurti Ki Baat Nahi Kar Rahi….Ladki
Cheedh Gayi
Fir….
Kuch Nahi….Filhaal Khamoshi Se Chai Piyo….!
Imran Khamosh Ho Gaya….Uske Chahre Par Ab Bhi
Himakhat Taari Thi….!
Ladki Ne Kuch Der Baad Kaha….Main Kuch Din Yahan
Thaherungi….Kyun Na Hum Roz Milte Rahe….!
Bohath Mushkil Hai….Kyun Ke Main Masroof Aadmi
Hu….!
Kya Masroofiyath Rahti Hai….?
Arey Waah….Yeh Sab Tumhe Kaise Bata Du….!
Hum Dost Hai Na….!
Nahi….Abhi Nahi….Itni Jaldi Dosti Kaise Ho Sakti
Hai….!
Fir Hum Dono Yahan Kyun Baithe Hai….!
Imran Piyaali Haath Se Rakh Di Chandh Lamhe Use
Ghusseli Nazaron Se Dekhta Raha
Aur
Fir Uthta Hua Bola….Kya Maine Kaha Tha Ke Mere
Saath Baitho….Tum Badi Der Se Meri Tauheen Kiye
Jaa Rahi Ho….Laanath Hai
Imran Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badh Gaya….Ladki Bhi
Chai Chhod Kar Uth Gayi….Usne Jaldi-Jaldi
Counter Par Chai Ki Kheemat Ada Ki….Aur Imran Ke
Piche Daudne Lagi Jo Kaafi Dur Nikal Gaya Tha….!
Thafzool….Thafzool….Thahero….Thahero….Prince….Pr
ince….Ladki Ne Awaaz Di
Tafzool Ruk Gaya….Use Rukna Hi Tha
Nahi Jao….Imran Mudh Kar Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein
Bola….Chali Jao….Sab Mujhe Ullu Samajhte
Hai….Kisi Ne Mujhe Samajhne Ki Koshish Nahi
Ki….!
Nahi Dear….Wo Uske Shaane Par Haath Rakh Kar
Boli….Main Tumhe Samajhne Ki Koshish
Karungi….Ghussa Thook Do Thafzool Dear….!
Haaain Thafzool….Yeh Kya Hai….?
Tumhara Naam….!
Tafzool….Mera Naam Tafzool Hai….
Aur
Main Apne Naam Ke Silsile Mein Bhi Bohath
Jazbaati Hu….!
Mujhse Nahi Banta….Ladki Ne Bebasi Se Kaha….Koi
French Ladki Hi Tumhara Naam Sahi Le Sakti
Hai….Main Angrez Hu….!
Main To Eurasian Samajha Tha….!
Nahi….Khaalis Angrez Hu….!
Khaalis Angrez Aur Khaalis Alsatian Kutte Mujhe
Bohath Pasand Hai….!
Kya Matlab….Kya Ab Tum Meri Tauheen Karoge….!
Nahi To….Imran Ne Hairath Se Kaha….Maine To Aisi
Koi Baat Nahi Ki….!
Acha….Khatm Karo….Mere Saath Mere Hotel Mein
Chalo….!
Chalo….Imran Haath Hila Kar Aage Badhta Hua Bola
Wo Park Ke Phatak Par Pahuncha
Aur
Fir Paidal Hi Chalte Rahe….Bas Ladki Jidhar Jaa
Rahi Thi Imran Bhi Udhar Chalta Raha….Wo Use Ek
Public Telephone Booth Ke Khareeb Layi….!
Mujhe Ek Zaroori Call Karni Hai….Ladki Ne Imran
Se Kaha….Tum 2 Minute Ke Liye Thaher Jao….Ladki
Andar Chali Gayi
Aur
Imran Booth Ke Khareeb Khisak Gaya Booth Ka
Darwaaza Khula Hi Tha….Isliye Imran Uski Awaaz
Saaf Sun Sakta Tha….!
Laal Gulaab….Usne Shayad Dusri Taraf Se Puche
Jane Ke Jawaab Mein Kaha….
Fir
Imran Ne Use Julia Ka Pata Doharate Hue
Suna….Usne Lambi Saans Li
Kyun Ke
Yeh Uske Nazariye Ko Sahi Sabeet Kiya Tha….Yani
Is Saazish Ke Piche Jo Koi Bhi Tha Abhi Tak
Telephone Hi Tape Karta Raha Tha….
Aur
X-2 Ke Saathiyon Ko Pehchaan Ne Ke Liye Is Khism
Ki Harkatein Ki Thi….
To Fir
Usne Jo Nateeje Aaghaaz Kiye The Wo Bhi Durust
Ho Sakte The….Yani Julia, Safdar, Aur Tanveer Ke
Alawa Wo Abhi Tak Kisi Chauthe Aadmi Ka Na
Number Maalum Kar Saka Tha Aur Na Pata….
Magar
Wo Is Khayal Par Qayam Na Rahe Saka
Kyun Ke
Iske Vipirit Bhi Ho Sakta Tha….Kya Yeh Mumkeen
Nahi Tha Ke Uske Matahaton Mein Sirf Yahi Teen
Aise Rahe Gaye Ho Jin Ka Pata Us Namaalum Aadmi
Ne Ab Lagaya Ho….Baaqi Log Pahle Hi Uski Nazar
Mein Aa Chuke The….!
Aao….Ab Chale….Ladki Booth Se Bahar Nikal Kar
Boli
Aur
Imran Fir Uske Saath Chalne Laga….!
Imran Helena Ke Saath Ronik Mein Uska Kamra Bhi
Dekh Aya
Aur
Ab Use Fikr Thi Ke Grand Hotel Mein Use Bhi Do
Kamre Milne Chahiye….Ek Secretary Ka Intezaam
Karna Bhi Zaroori Tha….
Magar
Secretary Ke Farz Kaun Anjaam Dega….Khawar,
Nomani Aur Siddiqui Ki Position Bhi Sandight
Thi….Unke Baare Mein Usne Pahle Hi Soncha Tha Ke
Mumkeen Hai Wo Teeno Pahle Hi Us Namaalum Aur
Rahassamay Aadmi Ki Nazron Mein Aa Chuke
Ho….Black-Zero Ko Alag Hi Rakhna Chahta
Tha….Rushi Bahaisiyath Julia Uske Makaan Mein
Thi….
Aur
Ab Julia Ka Role Use Hi Ada Karna Tha….!
Julia Ke Baare Mein Use Yaqeen Ho Gaya Tha Ke Wo
Sirf Us Aadmi Ke Paighaamaat Hi Receive Karti
Rahi….Uski Nazron Mein Nahi Ayi….
Magar
Imran Use Apni Secretary Ki Haisiyath Se Grand
Hotel Mein Nahi Rakhna Chahta Tha….Scheme Ke
Mutabeekh Use Kisi Mard Ki Talaash Thi….!
Grand Hotel Mein Imran Ko Do Kamre Mil Gaye
Lekin
Secretary Ka Masla Hal Na Ho Saka….!
Usi Shaam Imran Ne Ek Telephone Booth Se Black-
Zero Se Contact Kar Ke Use Hidayath Di Ke Wo
Ronik Mein Helena Par Nazar Rakhe….
Kyun Ke
Filhaal Wo Hi Ek Aisi Hasti Nazron Mein Thi Jiss
Ke Zariye Us Rahassamayi Aadmi Tak Pahunchne Ke
Imkaan The….Jo X-2 Aur Uske Saathiyon Ko
Benaqaab Karne Ki Fikr Mein Tha….!
Rushi Ko To Usne Sab Kuch Samjha Hi Diya Tha
Aur
Wo Khud Bhi Itni Hoshiyaar To Thi Hi Ke Apne
Dimaagh Se Bhi Kuch Kaam Le Sakti….!
Us Raat Imran Sirf Telephone Ke Zariye Hi
Haalaath Ka Jayeza Leta Raha….Usne Telephone Par
Hi Sulaiman Ko Hidayath Di Thi Ke Agar Use Rushi
Ki Taraf Se Koi Paighaam Mile To Wo Grand Hotel
Tak Pahuncha Diya Jaye….
Lehaaza
Subaah-Hi-Subaah Sulaiman Ek Lifafa Liye Grand
Hotel Aa Pahuncha….Lifafa Rushi Hi Ki Taraf Se
Tha….!
Rushi Ne Khat Likha Tha….
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Siddiqui,Nomani Aur Khawar
Abhi Tak Uski Nazron Mein Nahi Aye
Kyun Ke
Pichli Raat Mujhse Phone Par Unke Baare Mein
Pucha Tha Ke Baaqi Aadmi Kahan Mar Gaye….Main
Unhe Barabar Phone Kar Raha Hu….Lekin Koi Jawaab
Hi Nahi Milta….Maine Kaha Ki Yahi Haal Mera Bhi
Hai….Maine Niji Zaroorat Ke Tahath Unme Se Ek Ko
Phone Kiya Tha
Lekin
Jawaab Nahi Mila….Is Par Usne Kaha Ke Abhi Aur
Isi Waqt Unke Gharon Par Jaa Kar Pata Lagao….Kya
Baat Hai….Maine Kaha Ke Meri Tabiyath Kharaab
Hai Kya Aap Meri Awaaz Ke Bhaaripan Se Andaaza
Nahi Kar Sakte….Mujhe Bohath Shadeed Zukhaam Ho
Gaya Hai
Aur
Halka Sa Buqaar Bhi Hai….Main Kal Subaah 9 Baje
Is Muheem Par Niklungi….Usne Ise Manzoor Kar
Liya….Waqai Imran Tum Ne Sahi Waqt Chaunke
Aur
Is Saazish Se Aaghaa Ho Gaye….
Agar
Tum Julia Ko Yahan Se Na Hatate To Mera Khayal
Hai Ke Wo Sab Ke Sab Us Namaalum Aadmi Ki Nazron
Mein Aa Gaye Hote….Jo Tumhari Hi Tarah
Rahassamayi Maalum Hota Hai….Ab Tumhe Jo Kuch
Bhi Karna Hai 9 Baje Se Pahle Kar Daalo….Mera
Khayal Hai Ke Mujhe Un Teeno Ke Ghar Ki Taraf
Zaroor Jana Chahiye….
Lekin
Isse Pahle Hi Un Teeno Ko Wahan Se Ghayab Ho
Jana Laazmi Hai….Baad Ki Baatein Fir
Sonchenge….!
Imran Ne Khat Khatm Kar Ke Sar Hilaya….Rushi Ki
Peshkash Par Ittefaaq Rakhta Tha….
Agar
Wo Iska Mashwara Na Deti Tab Bhi Wo Yahi Karta….
Lekin
Use Khushi Thi Ke Rushi Ne Apne Dimaagh Se Kaam
Le Kar Khud Bhi Yahi Faisla Kiya Tha….!
Imran Ne 8 Baje Hi Khawar,Siddiqui Aur Nomani Ko
Grand Hotel Mein Bula Kar Saare Haalaath Se
Aaghaa Karte Hue Kaha….X-2 Ne Yeh Muheem Mere
Supurd Ki Hai….!
Aap Ke Alawa Koi Aur Iske Layaq Bhi Nahi
Tha….Khawar Ne Hans Kar Kaha
Magar
Fir Sanjheedgi Se Bola….Safdar Ka Kya Hoga….?
Majboori Hai Un Logon Ne Use Paagala-Qaane To
Bhijwaya Hai
Lekin
Use Nikaal Lene Ki Khuvvat Nahi Rakhte….
Isliye
Filhaal….Us Bechare Ko Wahin Rehna Padhega….Uske
Nikal Ne Ka Yahi Matlab Ho Sakta Hai Ke X-2 In
Haalaath Se Aaghaa Ho Gaya Hai….
Agar
Us Aadmi Ne Yeh Samajh Liya To Mushkil Hi Se
Haath Aa Sakega….Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Bhi X-2
Hi Ki Tarah Rahassamayi Hai….!
Fir Ab Hume Kya Karna Chahiye….? Siddiqui Ne
Pucha
Gharon Ka Khayal Bilkul Chhod Do Ab Tumhe Wahan
Wapas Nahi Jana Hai….Rushi Albatta Wahan Chakkar
Lagayegi….Khawar Yahin Mere Saath Rahenge
Aur
Tum Dono Alag-Alag Huliye Mein Rahe Kar Mujhe
Pato Se Aaghaa Kar Dena….X-2 Milatary-Service Se
Teen Aadmi Talab Kar Ke Tumhare Gharon Mein
Thaherayenge….
Fir
Uske Baad Hum Dekhenge Ke Kya Kar Sakte Hai….!
Imran Ki Is Peshkash Se Kisi Ne Ikhtelaaf
(Matbhedh) Nahi Kiya….!
Khawar Kuch Der Baad Imran Ke Saath Dinning-Hall
Mein Nazar Aya….Jo Ab Uske Secretary Ka Farz
Anjaam De Raha Tha….!
Rushi Aaram Kursi Par Neem Daraaz Kisi Angrezi
Magzine Ke Papers Ulath Palat Kar Rahi Thi….
Achanak
Phone Ki Ghanti Baji
Aur
Usne Receiver Utha Liya….!
Hello….Julia….Dusri Taraf Se X-2 Ki Si Bharrayi
Hui Awaaz Ayi
Yes Sir….Rushi Ne Kaha
Aur
Khaansne Lagi….Kuch Pata Nahi Chal Saka
Janab….Teeno Ke Makaam Bandh Padhe Hai….Tanveer
Ke Baare Mein To Main Pahle Hi Bata Chuki Hu
Usse Baat Hui Thi
Aur
Safdar Ko Aap Hi Paagal-Qaane Bhijwa Chuke
Hai….!
Akhar Yeh Teeno Kahan Ghayab Ho Gaye….!
Main Kya Arz Kar Sakti Hu Janab….
Magar
Hairath Hai Ke Wo Aap Ko Ittela Diye Baghair
Kaha Chale Gaye….!
Main Samajhta Hu….Sab Samajhta Hu….Dekho Ab Tum
Mujhe Puraane Numberon Par Ring Mat Karna….Yeh
Number Note Karo….3-3-Extension-3….!
Bohath Behtar Janab….!
Yahan Kuch Videsi Jasooson Ne Apna Jaal Phailaya
Hai….
Isliye
Har Waqt Hoshiyaar Raho….Mujhe Shaq Hai Ke Mera
Pichla Phone Tape Kiya Jaa Raha Hai….
Aur
Tum Yaqeen Rakho Ke Maine Safdar Ko Paagal Ban
Jane Ka Mashwara Hargiz Nahi Diya Tha….Tum Kahti
Ho Ke Is Silsile Mein Tum Mujhse Pahle Hi Baat
Kar Chuki Ho
Aur
Maine Ise Khabool Bhi Kiya Tha Ke Safdar Ko Ek
Maqsad Ke Tahath Paagal-Qaane Bhijwaya Gaya
Hai….
Lekin
Main Kehta Hu Ke Yeh Khattai Ghalath Hai….Mujhse
Tum Is Silsile Mein Koi Baat Nahi Ki To Iska
Matlab Yeh Hua Ke Kisi Ne Meri Awaaz Ki Naql
Utaarne Ki Koshish Ki Thi
Lehaaza
Tum Dhoka Kha Gayi….Ab Isi Se Andaaza Kar Lo Ke
Haalaath Kya Ho Gaye Hai….Mujhe Khauff Hai Ke
Kahin Wo Teeno Bhi Aise Hi Kisi Haadse Ka
Shikaar Na Hue Ho….!
Aap Mujhe Ek Hairath Angez Baat Bata Rahe Hai
Janab….!
Haa….Aise Hi Haalaath Hai
Aur
Yeh Haqeeqat Hai Ke Main Apne Matahaton Ko Aisi
Surat Mein Bohath Savdhaan Dekhna Chahta Hu….!
Rushi Ne Muskura Kar Halke Se Hila Diya
Aur
Achanak Khaansne Lagi….!
Kyun….Tumhe Bohath Tezi Se Khaansi Aa Rahi
Hai….!
Main Beemar Hu Janab….Rushi Ne Haanpte Hue Kaha
Apni Sehath Ka Khayal Rakho….!
Bohath Bohath Shukriya Janab….Rushi Muskurai
Aur
Do-Teen Baar Khaans Kar Boli….Ilaaj Kara Rahi
Hu….!
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Tum Tanveer Ko To Is Saazish
Se Aaghaa Kara Do….
Magar
Phone Mat Istemaal Karna….!
Main Samajhti Hu Janab….Main Use Yahin
Bulaungi….Rushi Ne Kaha
Dusri Taraf Se Silsila Cut Kar Diya Gaya….!
Rushi Receiver Rakh Kar Apna Gala Masalne
Lagi….Khwaamkha Khaansne Ki Wajah Se Halakh Mein
Kharaash Hi Padh Gayi….!
Taqreeban 5 Minute Thaher Kar Rushi Ne Tanveer
Ke Number Dail Kiye….
Aur
Mouth-Piece Mein Khaansne Lagi….!
Tanveer Dusri Taraf Se Hello….Hello….Kehta Raha
Main Julia Hu….Rushi Haanpti Hui Boli
Julia….Tanveer Ne Hairath Se Kaha….Yeh Tumhari
Awaaz Ko Kya Ho Gaya Hai….!
Main Bohath Beemar Hu Tanveer….Fauri Aa Jao….!
Acha….Tanveer Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi
Rushi Ne Silsila Cut Kar Diya
Aur
Aaram Kursi Par Gir Gayi….!
Khawar Ek Bade Chahre Wala Bhaari Bharkam Aadmi
Tha….Mahez Isi Wajah Se Grand Hotel Mein Kisi
Prince Tafzool Ki Shohrath Bohath Jaldi Ho Gayi
Lekin
Prince Tafzool Ko Dekh Kar Logon Behadh Mayoosi
Hui Thi
Kyun Ke
Wo Kaafi Ajeeb Hone Ke Bawajood Bhi Bilkul
Chagar Maalum Hota Tha….Usse Himakhatein Bhi
Sarzad Hoti….Ab Isi Waqt Dinning-Hall Mein Usne
Ek Waiter Ko Pakad Liya Tha….!
Waiter Ne Badi Mushkil Se Apni Gardan Chhudayi
Aur
Uske Liye Coffee Laane Chala Gaya….!
Khawar Khareeb Hi Ki Ek Dusri Mez Par Tha
Aur
Koshish Kar Raha The Ke Use Hansi Na Aye….!
Kuch Der Baad Halena Ne Phone Par Imran Se Kaha
Tha Ke Wo Usse Milne Aa Rahi Hai
Lehaaza
Use Chahiye Ke Wo Dinning-Hall Mein Uska Intezar
Kare….!
Intezar Apni Jagaah Par
Magar
Us Mez Ka Waiter Buri Tarah Bore Ho Raha Tha….!
Thodi Der Baad Halena Hall Mein Nazar Ayi
Aur
Imra Aisa Ban Gaya Jaise Us Par Nazar Hi Na
Padhi Ho….Wo Teer Ki Tarah Uski Mez Ki Taraf
Ayi….!
Hello Prince….Halena Ne Garmjoshi Se Use
Mukhateeb Kiya
Lekin
Imran Is Tarah Uchal Padha Jaise Kisi Ghaflath
Mein Chapaat Raseed Kar Di Ho….!
Ooohhh….Haa….Hahahaha….Baitho….Baitho….Imran Ne
Baukhalaye Hue Andaaz Mein Kaha
Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Hua Ya Nahi….!
Kaisa Ghussa….!
Bandaron Ke Baare Mein….!
Secretary….Imran Khawar Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Bola
Yes Sir….Khawar Uth Kar Adab Se Jhuka
Idhar Aao….Imran Ne Mez Par Haath Maar Kar Kaha
Khawar Mez Ke Khareeb Aa Gaya….!
Baith Jao….!
Khawar Ek Kursi Par Baith Gaya….
Aur
Uske Chahre Par Khauff Aur Adab Ke Mile-Jhule
Asaar Nazar Aa Rahe The….!
Cheedhiya Ghar Ke Bandaron Ke Baare Mein Tum Ne
Kya Soncha….?
Filhaal Irada Hai Ke Cheediya Ghar Ke Organiser
Ko Ek Notice Bhej Diya Jaye….!
Thik Hai….Magar….Isse Kya Hoga….?
Wo Dekhiye….Baat Darasal Yeh Hai….
Ke Tum Nikamme Aur Kaam Chor Ho….Imran Ne
Ghussele Lahje Mein Jumla Pura Kiya
Aur
Fir Chandh Lamhe Khawar Ko Ghoorte Rahne Ke Baad
Bola….Kya Yeh Tumhara Farz Nahi Ke Hume Sukoon
Pahunchao Aur Humara Khayal Rakho….!
Yaqeenan Huzoor Wala….!
Aur Tum Yeh Bhi Jaante Ho Ke Hum Bandaron Ko
Apna Azli Dushman Tasavoor Karte Hai….!
Mujhe Pata Hai….Wala Jaah….!
Cheedhiya Ghar Ke Bandaron Ko 24 Ghante Ke
Andar-Andar Khatm Ho Jana Chahiye….Samjhe….!
Main Bhi Kuch Bolu….Achanak Halena Boli
Abhi Nahi….Imran Haath Utha Kar Bola….Abhi Hum
Sarkaari Baaton Mein Masroof Hai….Haa Secretary
Kya Tum Yeh Chahte Ho Ke Hum Tumhe Dismiss Kar
De….!
Nahi Janab Aali….Main Marte Dam Tak Aap Ki
Khidmat Karna Chahta Hu….!
Tum Kya Karoge….?
Khawar Ne Sar Jhuka Liya….!
Imran Ne Fir Kaha….Jao….Apne Kamre Mein Jao….Fir
Soncho Ke Tumhe Is Silsile Mein Kya Karna
Chahiye….Sirf Do Ghante Ki Mohlath Hai….!
Khawar Utha Kar Adab Se Jhuka
Aur
Chup-Chaap Aage Badh Gaya….!
Halena Use Jaate Hue Dekhti Rahi
Fir
Imran Ko Mukhateeb Kar Ke Boli….Oh Prince….Tum
Waqai Apne Mulazimo Ke Liye Dard Sar Ban Jate
Hoge….!
Kya Matlab….?
Khwaamkha Us Bechare Ko Daant-Phatkaar Kar Rakh
Diya….!
Arey….To Kya Gadho Ko Sar Par Baithau….Jo
Bandaron Ka Masla Bhi Hal Karne Ke Kaabil Na
Ho….!
Ooffooo….Maine Kahan Se Yeh Zikr Chedh Diya….!
Main Khoob Samajhta Hu….Tum Bhed Lene Ayi
Ho….Main Kehta Hu Agar Saari Duniya Ek Taraf Ho
Kar Bandaron Ki Himayathi Ban Jaye Tab Bhi Main
Apna Irada Nahi Badlunga….Tum Ne Samjha Kya
Hai….!
Lo Ab Mujh Par Ulat Padhe….Halena Hans Lagi
Is Tarah Na Hansa Karo….Mujhe Bandaron Ke Daant
Yaad Aa Jaya Karte Hai….!
Arey….Arey….Ab Kya Mere Piche Padhoge….!
Imran Kisi Sonch Mein Padh Gaya….Uske Chahre Par
Uljhan Ke Asaar Saaf Padhe Jaa Sakte The….Wo
Thodi Der Tak Khamosh Baith Raha….
Fir
Bechaini Se Pahlu Badalte Hue Kaha….Mera Khayal
Hai Ke Waqt Se Pahle Paida Ho Gaya Hu….!
Kyun….?
Ab Kya Jaanu Kyun Paida Ho Gaya Hu….
Agar
Meri Paidaish Rok Dena Mere Bas Mein Hota To Aaj
Duniya Naqsha Hi Kuch Aur Hota….!
Maine Pucha Tumhare Dil Mein Yeh Khayal Kaise
Paida Hua….Halena Ne Kaha
Aur
Is Tarah Khamosh Ho Gayi Jaise Achanak Kisi
Khayal Ne Maujooda Topic Ki Taraf Se Uska Zahen
Modh Diya Ho….!
Imran Ne Udhar Nazar Daali Jidhar Wo Dekh Rahi
Thi….!
Shayad Wo Safed Faam Videsi Abhi-Abhi Hall Mein
Daakhil Hua Tha….Jiss Ke Aane Halena Achanak
Khamosh Ho Gayi Thi….!
Imran Fir Halena Ki Taraf Mukhateeb Hua
Aur
Wo Gadhgadha Kar Boli….Haa To Main Kya Kahe Rahi
Thi….!
Agar Meri Yaadasht Itni Hi Achi Hoti To Main
College Se Kyun Bhaagta….Tum Shayad Bandh-Gobi
Ki Kaasht Ke Baare Mein Kuch Kahe Rahi Thi….!
Mujhe Bewaqoof Na Banao….Ladki Cheedh Gayi
Acha….Imran Sadathmand Andaaz Mein Sar Hila Kar
Bola
Imran Ne Uske Chahre Par Uljhano Ke Asaar Saaf
Padhe….!
Ladki Ab Bhi Imran Ki Taraf Dekh Rahi Thi
Magar
Kankaniyon Se Us Taraf Dekhne Lagti Jahan Wo
Videsi Baitha Hua Tha….
Aur
Na Uske Chahre Par Chinta Thi….Andaaz Bilkul
Betaalukhana Tha Jaise Uska Koi Pehchan Wala
Yahan Maujood Hi Na Ho….!
Waiter Coffee Laya….!
Hume Yeh Fun Nahi Ata….Imran Ne Ladki Ki Aankhon
Mein Dekhte Hue Kaha
Aur
Halena Is Tarah Chaunk Padhi Jaise Kisi Aur Ki
Maujoodgi Ka Khayal Hi Na Raha Ho
Aap Ko Koi Aitraaz Na Hoga
Agar
Main Apne Kisi Dost Ko Is Mez Par Bula
Lu….Halena Ne Jaldi Se Kaha
Mard Hai….Imran Ne Naak Bhau Chadha Kar Pucha
Haa….!
Nahi….Nahi….Jiss Mez Par Koi Ladki Maujood Ho Us
Mez Par Hum Apne Alawa Kisi Aur Mard Ka Wajood
Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakte….Khattai Nahi….Is
Silsile Mein Hum Apne Vaalid (Pita) Se Jhagadh
Baithe Hai….!
Vaalid (Pita) Se….?
Haa….Masla….Khair….Haa….Arey….Kya Yahi Tumhara
Dost Hai….!
Halena Chaunk Kar Mudhi….Wahi Safed Faam Videsi
Mez Ke Khareeb Khada Imran Ko Ghoor Raha Tha….!
Thik Usi Waqt Khawar Bhi Wahan Pahunch
Gaya….Sonch Liya….Your Highness….Usne Bade Adab
Se Kaha
Kya Sonch Liya….?
Main State Se Paanch Aadmiyon Ko Talab
Karunga….!
Kyun….?
Unki Duty Hogi Ke Wo Din Bhar Katheron Ke Saamne
Khade Ho Kar Bandaron Ko Muh Chidhaya Karenge….!
Good….Imran Uchal Padha….Very Fine….Secretary
Hum Tum Se Behadh Khush Hue Hai….Khwaah Apni Mez
Par Baitho….!
Khawar Mez Ke Paas Se Hat Gaya Dono Angrezi Mein
Hi Baat Kar Rahe The….
Aur
Ab Wo Videsi Imran Ko Ajeeb Nazron Se Ghoor Raha
Tha….!
Aao….Baitho….Roger….Yeh Prince Tafzool
Hai….Bohath Hi Dilchasp Aadmi Hai….
Aur
Yeh Roger Flemming Mere Dost….!
Ajnabi Ne Imran Ki Taraf Haath Badha Diya….Imran
Ne Haath To Badhaya
Lekin
Wo Itna Dheela Tha Ke Roger Ko Mehsoos Hua Hoga
Ke Koi Murda Chuhaa Haath Mein Aa Gaya Ho….!
Baithiye….Baithiye Janab….Imran Bola….Hum Aap Se
Mil Kar Behadh Khush Hue Miss Mailena Ke Dost
Humare Bhi Dost Ho Sakte Hai….!
Halena Hai Mera Naam….Halena….!
Hume Afsos Hai….Bachpan Mein Ek Baar Unth Par Se
Gir Kar Behosh Ho Gaye The Uske Baad Se Hume
Naam Sahi Nahi Yaad Rahte….!
Aao….Dekho….Roger Ne Halena Se Kaha….Hume Kuch
Zaroori Kaam Karne The Waqt Kam Hai
Isliye
Prince Maafi Kar Lo To Behtar Hai….Bas Main
Ittefaaq Se Idhar Nikal Aya Tha….Iske Baad Main
Tumhari Taraf Jata….!
Imran Ne Halena Ki Aankhon Mein Nafrath Ki Halki
Se Jhalak Dekhi
Aur
Fir Wo Achanak Muskura Padhi….!
Oh Haa….Hume Tohfa Dene Ke Liye Shopping Karni
Thi….Acha Prince Main Tum Se Fir Milungi Filhaal
Ijazath Do….!
Magar….Hum Shayad Coffee Pine Jaa Rahe
The….Imran Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Kaha
Meri Coffee Tum Par Udhaar Rahi….Acha….Tata
Wo Dono Uth Gaye….
Aur
Imran Jhalla Kar Khawar Ki Taraf Mudha….!
Khawar Mez Ki Taraf Aa Gaya….!
Wo Dono Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The….!
Imran Ne Ek Kone Se Black-Zero Ko Uthte
Dekha….Wo Shayad Halena Ka Picha Karta Hua Yahan
Tak Pahuncha Tha….Imran Ne Ek Lambi Saans
Li….Khawar Se Bola….Shayad Yeh Isse Bekhabar Thi
Ke Roger Uska Picha Karta Hua Yahan Pahuncha
Hai….!
Khawar Jhuka Hua Piyaliyon Mein Coffee Undhel
Raha Tha….Usne Kaha….Kya Yeh Aadmi Roger Pahle
Hi Se Aap Ki Nazron Mein Raha Hai….!
Nahi….Yeh Isi Waqt Ki Dariyaft (Khoj) Hai….Baith
Jao Pyare Secretary Main Is Waqt Bohath Udhaas
Hu….!
Kyun….? Khawar Hans Padha
Haaain….Ab Tum Bhi Mujhe Badaron Ki Tarah
Chidhane Lage…!
Yeh Bandaron Wala Lateefa Bhi Khoob Raha….!
Jab Bandar Mujh Par Daant Nikaalte Hai Main Khud
Ko Bilkul Gadha Mehsoos Karne Lagta Hu….Meri
Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Main Uska Jawaab Kaise
Du….Bas Yahi Dil Chahta Hai Ke Main Bhi Daant
Nikaal Du….!
Bas Khatm Ki Jiye….Main Halena Nahi Hu….Mera
Khayal Hai Ke Usne Bhi Roger Ki Maujoodgi Pasand
Nahi Ki Thi….!
Haa….Main Bhi Yahi Sonch Raha Hu….Magar….Imran
Khamosh Ho Gaya
Khawar Uski Taraf Sawaaliyah Nazron Se Dekhta
Raha….Aap Ne Shayad Apna Jumla Pura Nahi
Kiya….Usne Kuch Der Baad Kaha
Wo Jumla Pura Kiye Jaane Ke Kaabil Hi Na Raha
Hoga….Khair….Dusra Pur Bahar Jumla Suno….Wo Yeh
Ke Tanveer Ko Kisi Tarah Khaabu Mein Rakha
Jaye….Mera Daava Hai Ke Wo Is Mauqe Par Fir X-2
Tak Pahunch Jane Ke Khabt Mein Mubtela Ho
Jayega….
Lekin….
Is Tarah Humara Khel Bigadh Sakta Hai….!
Nahi….Tanveer Iski Himmat Nahi Kar Sakta….!
Lekin….Agar Koi Aurat Himmat Dilaye….To….
Kya Aap Ka Ishara Julia Ki Taraf Hai….!
Yaqeenan….!
Main Nahi Sonch Sakta Ke Is Mauqe Par Wo Aisi
Kisi Himakhat Ki Doshi Hogi….!
Main Sonch Sakta Hu….
Kyun Ke
Maine Use Bohath Khareeb Se Dekha Hai….Dusra
Jumla Imran Haath Utha Kar Bola….Yeh Aadmi Bhi
Paagal Hi Maalum Hota Hai Jiss Ne Is Khism Ki
Harkatein Shuru Ki Hai….Kya Wo Yeh Samajhta Hai
Ke X-2 Is Saazish Se Bekhabar Rahega….!
Yahi To Main Bhi Sonch Raha Hu….!
Sonchte Raho….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Coffee Pine Laga
Fir
Uske Baad Wo Apne Kamron Mein Aa Gaye….!
Imran Sonch Raha Tha Ke Us Rahassamayi Aadmi Ka
Tareekha Bhi Wahi Maalum Hota Hai Jo Khud Uska
Hai
Kyun Ke
Us Din Kam Khad Aadmi Ne Julia Ke Baare Mein
Maalumaat Haasil Kar Ke Halena Tak Pahunchayi
Thi
Aur
Halena Ne Bhi Uska Paighaam Phone Ke Zariye Hi
Us Tak Pahuchaya Tha….!
Imran Sonchta Raha
Aur
Chewing-Gum Ke Packet Khulte Rahe….3 Baje Phone
Ki Ghanti Baji
Aur
Imran Ne Receiver Utha Liya….!
Dusri Taraf Se Bolne Wala Black-Zero Tha….Prince
Please….Wo Kahe Raha Tha….Wo Dono Is Waqt Tip-
Top Mein Hai….Mard Usse Khafa Maalum Hota
Hai….Dono Ke Darmiyaan Aap Ke Baare Mein Tez-Tez
Baatein Hui Hai….Mard Kahe Raha Tha Use Savdhaan
Rehna Chahiye….Desi Aadmiyon Se Milne Ki
Zaroorath Nahi….Khwaah Wo Ek Prince Ho Ya Koi
Maamuli Aadmi….Ladki Us Par Kaafi Garam Ho Gayi
Thi….Wo Kahe Rahi Thi Ke Uski Niji Zindagi Se
Kisi Ko Koi Sarokaar Na Hona Chahiye….Usne Sirf
Apna Kaam Becha Hai Apna Wajood Nahi Bech
Daala….!
Fir Kya Hua….? Imran Ne Pucha
Fir Mard Ne Use Dhamki Di Ke Iska Nateeja Acha
Nahi Hoga….!
To Wo Dono Tip-Top Hi Mein Maujood Hai….!
Jee Haa….Dono Ne Saath Hi Bear Pi Hai
Lekin
Ek-Dusre Se Khafa Nazar Aa Rahe Hai….Ladki Baar-
Baar Us Par Yeh Zaahir Kar Rahi Hai Ke Wo Aap Se
Milti Rahegi….Wo Use Samjhane Ki Koshish Kar
Rahi Hai Ke Isse Uske Farz Anjaam Dene Mein Koi
Farq Nahi Padhega….Mard Pahle To Usse Jhagadhta
Raha….
Magar
Fir….Usne Achanak Apna Rawaiyya Badal Diya….Wo
Use Samjhane Laga Ke Wo Aadmi To Bilkul Do Kaudi
Ka Maalum Hota Hai….Ho Sakta Hai Ke Wo Prince Ho
Lekin
Bilkul Ahmaq Maalum Hota Hai….
Lekin
Ladki Par Shayad Iska Bhi Asar Nahi Hua….Wo
Badastoor Apni Baat Par Adhi Hui Hai….!
Ab Tum Us Mard Ka Picha Karna….Mujhe Uske Makaan
Ka Bhi Pata Hona Chahiye….!
Bohath Behtar Janab….!
Bas….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Silsila Cut Kar Diya….
Lekin
Receiver Rakh Kar Hata Bhi Nahi Tha….
Fir
Phone Ki Ghanti Baji….Is Baar Dusri Taraf Se
Khawar Tha
Aur
Usne Dinning-Hall Se Ring Kiya Tha….!
Aap Dinnig-Hall Mein Aa Sakte Hai….Khawar Ne
Pucha
Kyun Dinning-Hall Yahan Nahi Aa Sakta….Imran Ka
Lehja Ghussela Tha
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Yahan Kisi Ko Aap Ki Talaash
Hai….!
Tumhara Khayal Ghalath Bhi Ho Sakta Hai….Akhar
Wo Kaun Hai….?
Ek Dusri Safed Faam Ladki….Usko Prince Thafzool
Ki Talaash Hai….!
Hmmm….To Khel Bakhaida Shuru Ho Gaya Hai….Kya
Usne Mera Yahi Naam Liya Tha….?
Jee Haa….Yahi Naam….Kya Main Use Aap Ke Kamre
Mein Bhej Du….?
Secretary….
Yes Your Highness….!
Tanhai Mein Hume Aurton Se Hol Ata Hai….Isliye
Tumhari Maujood Zaroori Hai….!
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Aap Ko Hol Aane Ke Bajaye Us
Par Ghussa Ayega….Main Bhej Raha Hu….!
Bhejo….Imran Murda Si Awaaz Mein Bola
Kuch Der Baad Darwaaze Par Halki Si Dastak
Hui….Imran Ne Ghurra Kar Kaha….Aa Jao
Darwaaza Khula Aur Safed Faam Ladki Andar
Daakhil Hui….!
Kya Main Prince Thafzool Se Hum-Kalaam Hone Ka
Sharf Haasil Kar Sakti Hu….!
Yaqeenan….Yaqeenan….Bilkul….Imran Ne Sar Hila
Kar Kaha
Magar
Fir….Achanak Sanjheeda Ho Gaya….Wo Aane Wali
Ghoorta Raha….
Aur
Ab Uske Chahre Par Himakhat Ke Asaar Nahi The….
Achanak
Usne Khunkhaar Lahje Mein Kaha….Yeh Kya Harkath
Hai….Kiss Gadhe Ne Kaha Ke Itne Ghatiya Khism Ke
Make-Up Mein Ghoomti Firo….Aur Fir Is Tarah
Yahan Aane Ki Kya Zaroorath Thi….!
Main Yeh Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakti Ke Rushi Ko
Mujh Par Ahmiyath (Importance) Di Jaye….!
Julia….Main Aaj-Kal Tumhara Incharge Hu….!
Hua Karo….Usne Laparwaahi Zaahir Karne Ke Se
Andaaz Se Apne Shaane Hila Diye
Imran Is Jawaab Par Buri Tarah Jhalla Gaya
Lekin
Wo Khamosh Hi Raha….!
Julia Ek Aaram Kursi Par Gir Gayi….Wo Imran Ko
Ghoorti Rahi….X-2 Kaun Hai….Usne Achanak Pucha
Wo Koi Gadha Hi Hoga
Kyun Ke
Uske Matahath Tum Jaise Aqalmand Log Hai….!
Imran Main Kahti Hu Ke Isse Behtar Mauqa Fir
Haath Na Ayega….!
Kaise Mauqa….?
Hum X-2 Ki Shakshiyath Se Waaqif Ho Sakte Hai….!
Meri Nazron Mein Uski Koi Ahmiyath Nahi Hai Ke
Wo Kaun Hai….!
Ya To Tum Jhoote Ho….Ya Tum Usse Achi Tarah
Waaqif Ho….!
Dono Hi Surton Mein Tum Meri Zaat Se Koi Faida
Na Utha Sakogi….
Aur
Ab Ise Bhi Sun Lo….
Agar
Ab Tum Ne Mere Kahne Ke Mutabeekh Amal Na Kiya
To Kaafi Arse Tak Pachtaogi….!
Main Kaam Kar Rahi Hu….Kisi Se Piche Nahi
Rahi….!
Tum Kaam Bigaadhogi
Aur
Ab Sab Se Pahle Tumhari Hi Gardan Kategi….!
Dekha Jayega….!
Achi Baat Hai….Ab Main Kuch Nahi Kahunga….!
Tum Us Ladki Halena Ke Baare Mein Mujhse Zyada
Nahi Jaante….!
Jitna Jaanta Hu Usse Zyada Jaanna Meri Sehath Ke
Liye Khatarnaak Hoga….!
To Fir Main Tumhe Kuch Na Batau….!
Nope….
Acha To Main Jaa Rahi Hu….!
Aur Mujhe Umeed Hai Ke Khamosh Baithogi….Hum
Logon Se Milne Ki Koshish Na Karogi….Mera Matlab
Hai Ke Make-Up Mein….!
Kya Waqai Mein Tum Mere Maalumaat Se Faida Nahi
Uthana Chahte….Main Darasal Is Waqt Isi Liye Ayi
Thi Tumhe Halena Ke Baare Mein Kuch Batau….!
Iske Alawa Aur Kya Bataogi Ke Wo Apne Saathi Se
Jhagdha Kar Baithi Hai
Aur
Yeh Jhagdha Abhi Kuch Der Pahle Tip-Top Club
Mein Hua Tha….!
Julia Ne Palkein Jhapkayi….Tumhe Kaise Maalum
Hua….Tum Mein Se Kisi Ne Uska Picha Nahi
Kiya….Mera Khayal Hai Ke Is Waqt Khawar,
Siddiqui Aur Nomani Tumhare Saath Kaam Kar Rahe
Hai….Khawar Yahin Tha….Siddiqui Aur Nomani Mujhe
Nazar Nahi Aye….!
Lekin Use Kyun Bhool Jati Ho Jo Tumhe Kabhi
Nazar Nahi Aya….!
X-2….
Imran Koi Jawaab Dene Ke Bajaye Chewing-Gum Ka
Packet Phaadhne Laga….!
Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Tum Uski Shakshiyath Se
Waaqif Ho….!
Imran Fir Kuch Na Bola….Ab Wo Fir Ahmaq Nazar
Aane Laga….!
Julia Pahle To Pur Sukoon Dikhayi Di
Fir
Uske Chahre Par Shadeed Tareen Jhallahath Nazar
Aane Lagi….
Lekin
Wo Kuch Boli Nahi….Thodi Der Tak Imran Ko Qahar
Alood Nazron Se Dekhti Rahi
Fir
Uth Kar Chali Gayi….Darwaaza Kaafi Tez Awaaz Ke
Saath Bandh Hua….!
Kuch Der Baad Phone Ki Ghanti Baji
Hello….Imran Receiver Utha Kar Chewing-Gum Ka
Packet Ek Taraf Daalte Hua Kaha
Sulaiman….!
Kya Baat Hai….?
Sir Sultan Se Mil Li Jiye….Unki Call Ayi Thi….!
Aur Kuch….?
Ek Khat Hai Mem Saab Ka….!
Abay Wo Khat Kya Apne Saath Khabar Mein Le
Jayega….!
Jaisa Aap Kahe Yeh Bhi Mushkil Nahi Hai….!
Sulaiman….!
Jee Sahab….!
Murghe Ki Maut Maarunga….!
Abhi Haazir Hua Sahab….!
Nahi….Pahle Sir Sultan Ke Yahan Jao….Jo Kuch Bhi
Phone Par Kehna Chahte The Likhwa Kar Laao….!
Wo Mujhe Kya Pehchanege….!
Main Phone Par Unse Kahe Dunga….Jaldi Karo….!
Abhi Gaya….!
Silsila Cut Ho Gaya….Imran Kisi Sonch Mein Padh
Gaya Tha….Usne In Halaath Ki Ittela Sir Sultan
Ko Nahi Di Thi….Wo Use Bohath Hi Khaas Mauqe Par
Call Karte The….
Baherhaal
Is Silsile Mein Use Sulaiman Ka Intezar Karna
Padhega….!
Rushi Ke Khat Se Yeh Maalum Hua Ke Ab Wo
Rahassamayi Aadmi X-2 Ko Fraud Sabeet Karne Ki
Koshish Kar Raha Hai….Rushi Ne Likha Ke Kisi
Tarah Wo Use Yaqeen Dilane Ki Koshish Ki Ke
Safdar Ko Paagal-Qaane Bhijwane Mein Uska Haath
Nahi Tha….!
Imran Ne Khat Padh Kar Is Tarah Sar Ko Hilaya
Jaise Wo Abhi Apni Shaitaniyath Ko Saamne Laye
Baghair Na Rahega….!
Sir Sultan Ne Koi Khat Nahi Diya Tha….Unhone Usi
Waqt Phone Par Inkaar Kar Diya Tha Jab Imran Ne
Sulaiman Ke Baare Mein Ittela Di….Unhone
Kaha….Jiss Surat Se Bhi Mumkeen Ho Wo Aaj Hi
Unse Mil Le….!
Takhreeban 8 Baje Imran Grand Se Nikla….Usne
Jaldi Mehsoos Kar Liya Ke Uska Picha Kiya Jaa
Raha Hai….Ab Aisi Surat Mein Namumkeen Ho Gaye
Ke Wo Sir Sultan Ke Ghar Ka Rookh Karta….Saath
Hi Uski Pareshani Badh Gayi….Is Picha Karne Ka
Matlab Yahi Ho Sakta Hai Ke Ab Tak Ki Uski Saari
Mehnath Barbaad Hui Hai….Use Julia Yaad Aa Gayi
Aur
Wo Sonchne Laga….Iski Zimmedar Wahi Ho Sakti
Hai….Mumkeen Hai Ke Uske Bedhange Make-Up Ki
Wajah Se Un Rahassamayi Logon Ko Kisi Khism Ka
Shaq Hua Ho….Kuch Bhi Hua Ho….Khel To Bigadh Hi
Chuka Hai….!
Imran Ne Taxi Driver Se Kaha Wo Use Ronik Le
Chale….Jahan Halena Thaheri Thi….
Aur
Ronik Ke Compound Mein Khadam Rakhte Hi Picha
Karne Wala Bhi Saamne Aa Gaya….Yeh Wahi Roger
Tha Jisse Halena Ne Aaj Hi Grand Mein Taroof
Karaya Tha….Wo Dusri Taxi Se Utra
Aur
Is Andaaz Se Aage Badhta Chala Gaya….Jaise Imran
Se Bekhabar Ho….!
Imran Bhi Khamoshi Se Chalta Raha….Ab Wo Sonch
Raha Tha Mumkeen Hai Roger Ne Asal Maamle Se Hat
Kar Kisi Dusre Silsile Mein Uska Picha Kiya
Ho….Imran Ko Halena Aur Roger Ke Jhagdhe Ki
Ittela Bhi Mil Chuki Thi….!
Imran Dinning-Hall Mein Aya….Roger Usse Pahle Hi
Daakhil Ho Chuka Tha….Wo Use Dinning-Hall Ki Ek
Mez Par Nazar Aya….Imran Ne Bhi Usse Betalookhi
Zaahir Ki….!
Aahaa….Prince Aaiye….Aaiye….Kya Aap Mere Saath
Baithna Gawaara Farmayenge….!
Imran Ruk Gaya
Aur
Use Is Tarah Dekhne Laga Jaise Pehchanne Ki
Koshish Kar Raha Ho….Oh….Jee Haa….Jee Haa….Wo
Baukhalye Hue Andaaz Mein Bola….Mera Khayal Hai
Ke Main Isse Pahle Bhi Kahin Aap Ko Dekh Chuka
Hu….!
Aap Ka Khayal Sahi Hai Janab….Tashreef
Rakhiye….!
Imran Baith Gaya….
Lekin
Uske Andaaz Se Yahi Zaahir Ho Raha Tha Jaise Use
Na Pechaan Sakne Par Use Behadh Sharmindgi Ho….!
Aaj Grand Mein Halena Aap Se Milaya Tha….Roger
Muskura Kar Bola
Oohhh….Jee Haa….Jee Haa….Imran Zor-Zor Se Sar
Hila Kar Bola
Halena Aap Ki Bohath Badi Prashansak Hai….!
Kya Hum Bilkul Gadhe Hai….Achanak Imran Ghusseli
Awaaz Mein Bola
Oh….Main Nahi Samjha….Aap Kya Farma Rahe Hai….!
Wo Ladki Hume Gadha Samajhti Hai….!
Arey Nahi To….Yeh Aap Kya Farma Rahe Hai….!
Hum Bilkul Sahi Farma Rahe Hai….
Balki
Hum Ne Aazmaya Hua Hai….!
Aap Ko Ghalathfehmi Hui Hogi….!
Kya Tum Bhi Is Waqt Mujhe Chagar Nahi Mehsoos
Kar Rahe….!
Yeh Aap Behtar Samajhte Hai….Roger Tanziya
(Vyang) Andaaz Mein Muskuraya….Waise Iske
Bawajood Bhi Aap Halena Milne Ke Liye Tashreef
Laye Hai….!
Bakwaas Hai….!
Aap Meri Tauheen Kar Rahe Hai….Main Bohath Bura
Aadmi Hu….Roger Ne Ghusseli Awaaz Mein Kaha
Wo To Main Pahle Hi Samajhta Tha….Ache Aadmi
Kabhi Dusron Ko Bewaqoof Banane Ki Koshish Nahi
Karte….!
Main Bade-Bade Duke Aur Lords Se Takra Chuka
Hu….!
Isliye Chapte Ho Kar Rahe Gaye Ho….Khuda Tum Par
Rahem Kare….!
Main Tumhe Challenge Karta Hu….Roger
Ghurraya….Abhi Aur Kuch Kehna Hi Chahta Tha Ke
Dono Hi Chaunk Padhe….Halena Ne Piche Se Aa Kar
Mez Par Haath Maara….!
Jiss Jagah Uska Haath Padha Tha Wahan Imran Ko
Ek Chota Sa Card Nazar Aya….Jiss Par Sawaaliyah
Nishaan (Question Mark) Bana Hua Tha….Yeh
Nishaan Bohath Badi Tha
Aur
Kaafi Faasle Se Dekha Jaa Sakta Tha….Imran Ne
Andaaza Kar Liya Ke Yeh Nishaan Andhere Mein
Chamakta Bhi Hoga….
Kyun Ke
Jiss Siyaahi Se Wo Banaya Gaya Tha Usme Use
Phosphorus Ki Jhalak Bhi Maalum Hui Thi….!
Imran Betalookhana Andaaz Mein Baitha
Raha….Waise Uske Chahre Par Bezaari Ke Asaar
Pahle Hi Se Maujood The….!
Achi Baat Hai….Roger Ne Kursi Se Uthte Hue Ek
Lambi Saans Li
Aur
Chup-Chaap Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badh Gaya….Wo Card
Bhi Usne Utha Liya….!
Hello Prince….Halena Baithti Hui Boli….Kya Tum
Yahan Bohath Der Se Ho
Haa….Imran Ki Awaaz Ghusseli Thi
Oh….Tum Kuch Khafa Maalum Hote Ho….!
Kuch Nahi….Bohath Zyada….!
Baat Kya Hai….?
Tum Aur Tumhara Dost Hume Ullu Samajhte Hai….!
Arey Nahi….Yeh Tum Kya Kahe Raho Ho Dear
Prince….!
Aur Us Gojar Ne Abhi Meri Tauheen Ki Thi….!
Gojar Nahi Uska Naam Roger Hai….Kya Tum Se
Jhagdha Kar Raha Tha….!
Haa….Usne Kaha Ke Wo Bohath Bura Aadmi Hai….Ab
Tak Kayi Dukes Aur Lords Se Takra Chuka Hai….
Magar
Hum Nahi Samajh Sakte Ke Akhar Usne Hume Dhamki
Kyun Di….!
Oh….Wo Paagal Hai Thafzool….Tum Khayal Na
Karo….!
Main Yeh Sonch Raha Hu Wo Yahan Se Zinda Wapas
Na Jane Paye To Behtar Hai
Varna
Saari Duniya Mein Bakta Phirega Ke Humne Prince
Tafzool Ki Tauheen Ki Thi….
Aur
Wo Dum Daba Kar Rahe Gaya Tha….Dekho Chalena….!
Halena Usne Sahi Kiya….!
Oh….Halena Hi Sahi….Imran Mez Par Ghoonsa Maar
Kar Bola….Bandaron Ki Aur Baat Hai
Lekin
Aadmiyon Se Nipatne Ke Liye Hum Kaafi Khuvvat
Rakhte Hai….Khuda Ka Shukr Ada Karo Us Waqt
Humara Secretary Yahan Maujood Nahi Tha
Varna
Yeh Joker Yahin Usi Waqt Qatl Kar Diya
Jata….Humare Mulaazim Namak-Haraam Nahi Hai….Kya
Yeh Aadmi Yahin Tumhare Saath Rehta Hai….!
Nahi….!
Kahan Rehta Hai….Uska Pata Batao….!
Arey….Thafzool Dear Khatm Karo….Hum Pardesi
Students Hai….Tumhare Mulk Ki History Maalumaat
Haasil Karne Ke Liye Aye Hai Do-Chaar Din Mein
Chale Jayenge….Kyun Khwamkhaa Baat Badhate Ho….!
Lekin….Akhar Yeh Hum Se Kyun Ulajh Padha….!
Ab Kya Batau….Halena Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Boli
Nahi….Batao Hum Sune Baghair Nahi Maanenge….!
Uska Khayal Hai Ke Main Tum Se Ishq Karne Lagi
Hu….Halena Mazaaqiya Andaaz Mein Hansi
ISHQ….Q….Imran Ne Is Tarah Gale Par Haath Rakh
Kar Kaha Jaise Koi Sakht Cheez Halakh Ke Niche
Utaar Ne Koshish Ki Ho….
Aur
Fir….Uske Chahre Par Hawaiyya Udhne Lagi….Jism
Kaanpne Laga….Mumkeen Hai Aankhon Ke Saamne
Neeli-Peeli Chingariyan Bhi Udhne Lagi Ho….
Aur
Fir….Uska Sar Achanak Mez Se Takraya….!
Haa….Haa….Halena Uska Shaana Pakad Kar Uthati
Hui Boli….Yeh Kya Ho Gaya Hai Tumhe….?
Kuch Nahi….Imran Seedha Baitha Hua Ahista Se
Bola….Kuch Bhi Nahi….!
Nahi….Kuch To Hai….Tum Achanak Beemar Se Nazar
Aane Lage Ho….!
Imran Ne Sirf Ek Thandi Saans Li Jawaab Mein Aur
Kuch Nahi Kaha….Waise Uska Chehra Khauff Aur
Himakhat Ka Chauraaha Ban Rahe Gaya….!
Bolo….Tum Khamosh Kyun Ho Gaye….!
Ishq Ke Naam Hi Se Humara Dham Nikal Jata
Hai….Imran Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola
Kyun….?
Tum Nahi Jaanti Humare State Mein Ishq Karne
Walon Ko Kaisi Sazaein Milti Hai….!
Sazaien….?
Haa….Humare Vaalid Buzurgwar (Pita) Karne Walon
Ki Doom Par Stamp Kasva Dete Hai….!
Bekar Baatein Na Karo….Yeh To Husn Aur Ishq Ki
Sar Zameen Hai….Maine Tumhare Yahan Ki Kahaniya
Suni Hai….Padhi Hai….Wo Kaun The….Heer-Ranjha
Unka To Naam Hi Na Lo….Imran Bura Sa Muh Bana
Kar Bola
Kyun….Unki Dastaan To Saari Duniya Mein Mashoor
Hai….!
Baad Halaath Se Tum Waaqif Nahi Ho….Khabron Par
Censored Ho Gaya Tha
Aur
Baad Ke Halaath Duniya Ko Nahi Maalum Ho Sake
The….!
Kaise Halaath….?
Dono Raavi Ke Kinaare Mila Karte The….Ishq Ho
Gaya….Heer Darasal Wahan Kapdhe Dhone Aya Karti
Thi….Ranjha Uska Haath Bata Ne Laga….Haath Kya
Bata Ne Laga Heer Ko To Alag Baitha Deta
Aur
Khud Hi Uske Kapdhe Dho-Dho Kar Dher Laga Deta….
Achanak
Ek Din Usne Mehsoos Kiya Ke Use Takhreeban 250
Kapdhe Rozana Dhone Padhte Hai….Tab Use Hosh Aya
Aur
Wo Buri Tarah Baukhla Gaya….Usne Heer Ki Taraf
Dekha Jo Kuch Par Baithi Lassi Pi Chukne Ke Baad
Naswar Ki Chutki Chalane Jaa Rahi Thi….
Magar
Wo Sirf Dekhta Hi Rahe Gaya Bola Kuch Nahi….
Lekin
Chunke Use Pareshani Ho Gayi Thi Isliye Chup
Nahi Baitha….Kapdhe To Baherhaal Use Dhone Hi
Padhte The….Isse Jo Waqt Bachta Tha Us Dher Ko
Hal Karne Mein Sarf Kar Deta….Ab Use Heer Se Bhi
Ishq Jatane Ka Bhi Kam Mauqa Milta Tha….Waise Wo
Lassi Ka Ghada Saamne Rakhe Uska Dil Behlaya
Karti Thi….Akhar Ek Din Yeh Raaz Khul Hi
Gaya….Bechare Ranjha Ko Yeh Maalum Ho Gaya Ke
Heer Ke Bhai Ne Mall Road Par Ek Bohath Badi
Laundry Khol Rakhi Hai….Bas Wo Ghareeb Wahin
Peet Se Gira
Aur
Khatm Ho Gaya….Asli Dastaan Heer-Ranjha Ki….!
Halena Hansne Lagi….!
Kya Tum Ghalath Samjhi Ho….?
Kuch Nahi Chhodo….Tum Ajeeb Ho….Tumhare Paas
Ghanton Baithne Ko Dil Chahta Hai….!
B…BB….Bas Ab Hum To Chale
Magar
Nahi….Hume Uska Pata Batao….Arey Kya Humara
Ghussa Utar Chuka Hai….Nahi Hargiz Nahi….Hum Is
Waqt Bhi Angaare Chaba Rahe Hai….!
Khatm Karo Thafzool Dear….Main Kahti Hu Bekaar
Baat Na Badhao….Isse Halaath Bigdhenge….Ban Nahi
Sakte….!
Kuch Bhi Ho….Humne Aaj-Tak Aise Logon Ko Muaaf
Nahi Kiya Jo Humari Tauheen Kare….Bandaron Ki
Baat Alag Hai
Magar
Hum An-Khareeb Unka Bhi Intezaam Karne Wale
Hai….Khair To Tum Batao….Pata Hum Khud Hi Maalum
Kar Lenge
Aur
Kal Tak Tum Uska Hashr Bhi Dekh Lena….!
Ab Main Tumhe Kaise Samjhau….Wo Mujhse Mohabbath
Karta Hai….
Magar
Kya Zaroori Hai Ke Mujhe Bhi Usse Mohabbath
Hai….Ooffoo….Tum Apna Dil Saaf Nahi Karoge….!
Hargiz Nahi….Hum Apna Dil Uske Khoon Se Saaf
Karenge….!
Yeh Na Bhoolo Khanoon Uske Piche Hai….!
Main Use Pakadwa Kar Apne State Mein Le Jaunga….
Aur
Wahan Qatl Kar Dunga….Apne Matahaton Se Wahan
Humara Khanoon Chalta Hai….Dhamp Ek Azaad
Riyasath Hai….Imran Uth Gaya
Halena Dono Haath Hila Kar Boli….Arey Baitho Na
Tum Mujh Se Hi Milne Yahan Aye The….!
Haa….Hum Isi Liye Aye The
Magar
Humara Mood Chaupat Ho Gaya Hai….Ab Hum Nahi
Rukenge….
Fir
Halena Rokti Rahe Gayi….
Lekin
Imran Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Dinning-Hall Ke Bahar
Tha….!
Kuch Dur Tak Paidal Hi Chalta Raha
Fir
Ek Taxi Kar Li….Darasal Wo Andaaza Karna Chahta
Tha Ke Ab Bhi Uska Picha Kiya Jaa Raha Hai Ya
Nahi….
Isliye
Usne Taxi Driver Ke Ek Pata Batane Ki Bajaye
Daayein-Baayein Haank Lagani Shuru Kar Di….Is
Tarah Taxi Kabhi Kisi Gali Mein Mudhti
Aur
Kabhi Fir Badi Sadak Par Nikal Aati….!
Jab Imran Ko Itminaan Ho Gaya Ke Ab Uska Picha
Nahi Kiya Jaa Raha Hai….Tab Usne Taxi Driver Ko
Sir Sultan Ka Pata Bataya….Thodi Der Baad Wo Sir
Sultan Ke Bunglow Ke Compound Mein Daakhil
Hua….!
Sir Sultan Ghaliban Sone Ke Liye Jaa Chuke The….
Lekin
Imran Ki Aane Ki Ittela Par Night-Suite Hi Mein
Drawing-Room Mein Chale Aye….!
Maine Tumhe Ek Khatre Se Aaghaa Karne Ke Liye
Bulaya Tha….!
Farmaiye….Main Khatron Hi Se Nikal Kar Aap Tak
Pahuncha Hu….Bas Aaj-Kal Halaath Hi Aise Hai
Maine Phone Par Baat Karna Munaseeb Nahi Samjha
Tha….!
Kya Baat Hai….?
Pahle Aap Apne Khatron Se Aaghaa Farmaiye….Main
To Khatron Ka Kheeda Ho Chuka Hu….!
Padosi Se Mulk Se Ittela Mili Hai Ke Ek
Khatarnaak Aadmi Dono Mulkon Ki Sarhadh Par
Dekha Gaya Tha….Uske Baad Se Uska Koi Suraag
Nahi Mil Saka….!
Yani Wo Khatarnaak Aadmi Humare Mulk Mein
Daakhil Ho Gaya Hoga….Imran Ne Palkein Jhapkayi
Yaqeenan….Iske Imkaanath (Sambhavanaye) Hai….Tum
Jaante Ho Ke Ek Hafta Baad Yahan Chandh Dost
Mulkon Ki Khufiya Confrence Hone Wali Hai….!
Hmmm….Jee Haa….Mujhe Pata Hai….
Magar
Wo Khatarnaak Aadmi Kaun Hai….?
Wahi Jiss Ki Shinaakht Sirf Yeh Hai Ke Uske
Daahine (Right) Haath Par 6 Ungliyan Hai….!
Nahi….Imran Uchal Padha
Haa Wahi….Use Chandh Charwaahon Ne Dekha
Tha….Usne Haath Se Paani Pine Ke Liye Apne
Dastane Utaare The….Un Charwahon Mein Ek Anti-
Smugling Ka Ek Trained Major Bhi Tha….!
Imran Ke Chahre Par Pareshani Ke Asaar Nazar
Aane Lage….Kuch Der Baad Usne Pucha….Kya Yeh
Ittela Sirf Mere Hi Mahekme Ke Liye Thi….!
Nahi….Tumhare Baap Mr.Rahman Ko Bhi Yeh Ittela
De Di Gayi Hai….
Magar
Mujhe Afsos Hai Ke Unka Mahekma Shayad Uski
Gardh Ko Bhi Na Paa Sake….Sir Sultan Muskuraye
Lekin
Fir….Sanjheeda Ho Kar Bole….Haa….Tum Itne
Savdhaan Kyun Ho Rahe Ho Aaj-Kal….?
Arey Janab Kya Arz Karu….Imran Bechara Ghan-
Chakkar Ban Ke Rahe Gaya Hai….Imran Ne Bisoor
Kar Kaha
Aur
Fir….Aaj-Tak Ke Waqiyath Dohra Kar Bola….Wo Jo
Koi Bhi Ho Kaafi Bakhabar Aadmi Maalum Hota
Hai….Yani Use Yahan Ki Secrete-Service Ka
Tareekhe Ka Bhi Pata Hai….Wo Yeh Bhi Jaanta Hai
Chief Officer X-2 Kahe Laata Hai
Aur
Uske Matahath Uski Shakshiyath Ke Baare Mein
Andhere Mein Hai….
Lehaza
Uski Yeh Harkathon Ka Yahi Matlab Ho Sakta Hai
Ke X-2 Baukhla Kar Khud Hi Benaqaab Ho Jaye….!
Sir Sultan Kuch Na Bole….Wo Imran Ki Aankhon
Mein Dekte Rahe….
Aur
Khud Unki Aankhon Se Uljhan Jhanak Rahi
Thi….Kuch Der Baad Unhone Bharrayi Hui Awaaz
Mein Kaha….Tab Fir Wo Yeh Bhi Jaanta Hoga Ke X-2
Har Waqt Apni Aankhein Khuli Rakhta Hai….!
Mumkeen Hai….!
Tab Fir Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Aadmi Apne Dahine
(Right) Haath Mein 6 Ungliyan Rakhta Hoga….!
Kyun….?
Kya Yeh Mumkeen Nahi Hai Ke Usne Soncha Ho Ke X-
2 Par Khaabu Paye Baghair Wo Yahan Kuch Bhi Na
Kar Sakega….Farz Karoge Wo Yeh Confrence Ka Raaz
Udhana Chahta Ho To Kya Wo X-2 Ki Nazron Mein
Aye Baghair Aisa Kar Sakega….!
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Aap Khayal Durust Bhi Ho
Sakta Hai….!
To Fir Tum Ne Us Aadmi Ke Baare Mein Kya Soncha
Hai Jo X-2 Ko Benaqaab Karna Chahta Hai….!
Main An-Khareeb Use Uski Bil Se Nikaal Kar Chuhe
Ki Maut Maar Daalunga….!
Yeh Asaan Kaam Na Hoga Imran….
Agar
Yeh Wahi Aadmi Hai….!
Acha Shabba Khair….Imran Ne Nakhushgawaar Lahje
Mein Kaha
Aur
Sir Sultan Hans Padhe….Jao….Unhone Kaha
Lekin
Bohath Savdhaan Rehna….Mujhe Tumhari Zindagi
Behadh Pyari Hai….!
Shabba Khair….Imran Kisi Bhediye Ki Tarah
Ghurrata Hua Drawing-Room Se Bahar Nikal Gaya….!
Dusri Subah Black-Zero Ne Phone Par Imran Ki
Call Receive Ki Jo Kahe Raha Tha….Roger Ke
Makaam Kar Pata Tum Yaqeeni Taur Par Waaqif Ho
Gaye….!
Jee Haa….!
Bas Aaj Uske Piche Raho….Nahi….Thahero….Dekho
Main Darasal Yeh Chahta Hu Shaher Ki Kisi Bhari
Padhi Sadak Par Use Das-Paanch Jute Laga Diye
Jaye….!
Black-Zero Is Peshkash Par Hairaan Rahe
Gaya….Main Nahi Samjha Janab….!
Arey….To Kya Ab Jute Khareed Kar Tumhe Samjhana
Padhega….!
Nahi….Nahi….Main Darasal Yeh Puchna Chahta Tha
Ke Isse Kya Faida Hoga….!
Main Jo Kuch Kahe Raha Hu Karo….Phone Par
Ghurrahath Sunai Di
Aur
Fir….Black-Zero Ne Silsila Cut Hone Ki Awaaz
Suni….!
Yeh Cheez Black-Zero Ke Liye Mushkil Nahi Thi
Kyun Ke
Wo Aise Kaamo Ka Maahir Tha
Lekin
Wo Uljhan Mein Zaroor Padh Gaya….Aakhir Iska Kya
Maqsad Ho Sakta Hai….Wo Apne Officer Se Achi
Tarah Waaqif Tha
Lekin
Uska Tareekha Aaj-Tak Use Samajh Na Saka Tha
Aur
Na Use Yeh Maalum Ho Saka Tha Ke Wo Kab
Sanjheeda Ho Jayega
Aur
Kab Himaakhaton Par Utar Ayega….!
Naashte Ke Baad Wo Keel-Kaante Se Laze Ho Kar
Nikla….Roger Ka Makaan Dolph Mein Tha
Lekin
Black-Zero Ko Iska Pata Nahi Tha Ke Wo Dolph
Mein Tanha Rehta Tha Ya Uske Dusre Saathi Bhi
Rahte The….Dolph Pahunchne Se Pahle Ek Baar Fir
Usne Imran Ko Phone Kiya….!
Kyun….? Kya Raha….Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi
Abhi To Kuch Bhi Nahi….Kya Main Uske Kamre Mein
Ghoos Kar Uski Maramat Karu….!
Nahi….Sare-Aam Par Yeh Bohath Zaroori Hai….!
Tab To Fir Intezar Karna Padhega Janab….Wo Bahar
Aye Tab Hi Ho Sakega….!
Kuch Bhi Ho….Aaj Yeh Hona Chahiye….!
Bohath Behtar….Yeh To Ho Hi Jayega….!
Kya Tum Make-Up Mein Ho….? Imran Ne Pucha
Yaqeenan Janab….Iske Baghair Kaise Kaam Chal
Sakta Hai….!
Thik Hai….Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi
Aur
Silsila Cut Ho Gaya….!
Usi Shaam Imran Apne Kamre Se Nikal Hi Raha Tha
Ke Halena Aa Takrayi Wo Kuch Badhawaas Si Nazar
Ayi….!
Chalo….Chalo….Andar Chalo….Tum Bahar Nahi Jaa
Sakte….Halena Imran Ko Dakhelti Hui Boli
Haaaain….Haaaain….Kya Baat Hai….Adab….Adab….Adab
Dhyaan Mein Rakho….Yeh Mat Bhoolo Ke Hum Kaun
Hai….Betakhalufi Hume Khattai Pasand Nahi….Imran
Kamre Mein Aa Gaya
Halena Darwaaza Bandh Kar Ke Haanpti Hui
Boli….Tum Ne Bohath Bura Kiya Thafzool….!
Hum Nahi Samjhe Tum Kya Kehna Chahti Ho….!
Maine Tumhe Mana Kiya Tha Ke Ab Maamle Aage Na
Badhao….!
Kiss Maamle Ko….?
Roger….Wo Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhti Hui Boli
Kya Use Qatl Kar Diya Gaya….?
Nahi….!
Fir Maamla Aage Kaise Badha….!
Thafzool Tum Nahi Samajh Sakte Kin Khatron Mein
Ghir Gaye Ho….Maine Tumhe Isi Liye Baaz Rakhne
Ki Koshish Ki Thi….
Magar
Tum Ne Meri Baaton Par Kaan Na Diya….!
Arey To Maine Kya Kiya….?
Is Tarah Sare-Aam Use Zaleel Na Karna Chahiye
Tha….!
Arey Kuch To Bolo Bhi….Batao Kya Hua….?
Hum Dono Dolph Ke Khareeb Se Guzar Rahe The Ke
Ek Awaara Aadmi Ne Use Jute Se Maara….!
Khabar Taskeen (Santosh) Baksh Hai Humare
Liye….Imran Muskura Kar Bola
Magar
Puri Taskeen Nahi Hui….
Baherhaal
Hum Use Is Kaabil Na Rahne Denge Ke Wo Aainda
Dukes Aur Lords Se Takra Sake….!
Main Tumhe Aaghaa Karti Hu Filhaal Grand Se
Khadam Bahar Bhi Na Nikaal Na….!
Kyun….? Imran Aakhein Sikoodh Kar Kaha
Bas Bata Diya….Tum Nahi Jaan Sakoge Ke Goliyan
Kidhar Ayi Thi Kaise Tumhara Jism Chalni Ho
Chuka Hoga….Roger Paagal Ho Raha Hai….!
Aahaa….Tab To Wo Yeh Bhi Jaanta Hoga Ke Tum Hume
Khatre Se Aaghaa Karne Ayi Ho….!
Ab Main Tumhe Kya Batau….!
Nahi….Zaroor Batao….Hum Sun Kar Behadh Khush
Honge….Humari To Yeh Tafreeh (Manoranjan) Hai Ke
Hum Par Goliyan Barse
Aur
Humara Jism Chalni Ho Kar Rahe Jaye….!
Fizool Baatein Na Karo….Tum Par Bada Ghussa Aa
Raha Hai….!
Hume Bhi Aa Sakta Hai Ghussa
Isliye
Jo Kuch Bhi Kehna Hai Jaldi Se Kahe Daalo….!
Peet Chukne Ke Baad Roger Ne Kaha Tha Ke Yeh
Harkath Tafzool Hi Ki Ho Sakti Hai….Maine Iska
Virodh Karna Chaha
Lekin
Wo Mujh Par Bhadak Gaya….Majbooran Mujhe Usse
Humdardi Zaahir Karni Padhi
Aur
Yeh Khabool Kar Lena Padha Ke Yeh Harkath
Tumhari Hi Hogi….
Fir
Ab Tum Khud Soncho Humari Mulakhaat Ko Kitne Din
Hue Hai
Aur
Wo Mujhe Bohath Dino Se Jaanta Hai….Na Sirf
Jaanta Hai Balki Kuch Daave Bhi Rakhta Hai….Yeh
Aur Baat Hai Ke Main Uske Kisi Daave Ko Khabool
Na Karu….!
Baat Khatm Karne Mein Jaldi Kiya Karo….!
Is Waqt Usne Mujhe Yahan Bheja Hai….!
Kyun….?
Taaki Main Tumhe Yahan Se Sadak Par Le Jau….
Aur
Wo Log Tumhara Khaatma Kar De….!
Chalo….Imran Uthta Hua Bola
Tum Paagal To Nahi Ho Gaye….!
Hum Kahte Hai Chalo….Hum Bhi Dekhna Chahte Hai
Ke Jism Chalni Kar Dene Wali Goliyan Kaisi Hoti
Hai….!
Thik Usi Waqt Kisi Darwaaze Par Dastak Di….!
Kaun Hai….? Imran Ne Ghusseli Awaaz Mein Pucha
Secretary….Your Highness….!
Aa Jao….!
Khawar Darwaaza Khol Kar Andar Daakhil Hua Uske
Haath Mein Ek Lifafa Tha….!
Yeh Aap Ke Liye Hai….Khawar Ne Halena Ki Taraf
Ishara Karte Hue Kaha….Abhi Ek Aadmi De Gaya
Hai….!
Tumhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Wo Aadmi Hi Tha….Imran Ne
Ghussele Lahje Mein Pucha
N….NN….Na….Nahi….Baat Yeh Hai Ke….Khawar Haklaya
Secretary….
Yes Your Highness….!
Hum Ne Tumhe Hazaar Baar Kaha Ke Koi Bhi Baat
Yaqeen Ke Saath Na Kaha Karo….!
Oh….Ghalthi Hui Janab….Aainda Aisa Na Hoga….!
Chalo Khair….Haa….Imran Ne Halena Ki Taraf Dekha
Jo Lifafa Chaak Kar Rahi Thi
Aur
Uske Chahre Par Pareshaani Ke Asaar The….Lifafe
Se Usne Ek Chotha Sa Card Nikaala Jiss Par
Sawaaliyah Nishaan (Question Mark) Bana Hua
Tha….!
Imran Isse Pahle Bhi Is Tarah Ka Sawaaliyah
Nishaan Dekh Chuka Tha….
Lekin
Is Waqt Ko Nishaan Halena Ke Haath Mein Tha Uski
Rangath Laal Thi….!
Achanak Imran Ne Mehsoos Kiya Ke Halena Ke
Chahre Ki Ranghath Hairath Angez Taur Par Badal
Gayi….Zara Hi Der Mein Uski Aankhein Be-Noor
Maalum Hone Lagi Thi….Wo Kursi Par Gir Gayi
Aur
Aankhein Bandh Kar Li….!
Imran Ne Khawar Ko Jane Ka Ishara Kiya….!
Kya Baat Hai….? Imran Uske Khareeb Jaa Kar
Bola….Kya Hum Tumhare Liye Koi Cheez Mangwaye….!
Brandy….Halena Ne Sukhe Honthon Par Zubaan Pher
Kar Kaha….Meri Tabiyath Achanak Kharaab Ho Gayi
Hai….!
Imran Ne Phone Par Brandy Ke Liye Kaha….!
Akhar Baat Kya Hai….? Imran Ne Mudh Kar Halena
Se Pucha
Kuch Bhi….Bas Tabiyath Achanak Bigadh Gayi….!
Imran Chandh Lamhe Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Raha
Fir
Bola….Tum Khauff Mein Ho….Hum Tum Se Kahte To
Hai Ke Humare Saath Bahar Chalo….Is Tarah Tum
Usse Bhi Buri Nahi Hogi….
Aur
Hum Usi Waqt Usse Nipat Lenge….!
Oh….Thafzool Kuch Der Khamosh Raho….Mujhe Kuch
Sonchne Do….!
Achi Baat Hai….Hum 10 Minute Tak Bilkul Khamosh
Rahenge….!
Kisi Ne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di….!
Aa Jao….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Waiter Darwaaza Khol Kar Andar Daakhil Hua….Wo
Brandy Laya Tha….Uske Wapas Chale Jane Ke Baad
Imran Ne Glass Mein Brandy Aur Soda Daala
Aur
Glass Halena Ki Taraf Badha Diya….!
Tum….Tum Nahi Loge….Halena Ne Kaha
Humare State Mein Sharaab Pine Wale Ulthe Latka
Diye Jaate Hai….!
Tumhara State To Mere Naso Ke Liye Bhi Hathoda
Ban Gayi Hai….Halena Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar
Kaha
Hume Is Jumle Ka Matlab Zaroor Samjhao….!
Halena Kuch Na Boli….!
Imran Ne Bhi Kuch Nahi Pucha….Wo Khamoshi Se
Uska Chehra Dekh Raha Tha….Jiss Par Kisi Hadh
Tak Uljhan Nazar Aane Lagi Thi….Ghaliban Brandy
Ka Asar Fauri Taur Par Hua Tha….!
Imran Khamoshi Se Chewing-Gum Kuchalta Raha….!
Halena Badhbadha Rahi Thi….Yeh Bohath Bura
Hua….Bohath Bura….Roger Tum Pachtaoge….Tum Abhi
Nahi Jaante Ke Main Kya Hu
Aur
Kya Kuch Nahi Kar Sakti….!
Tum….Imran Haath Utha Kar Bola….Hume Bewaqoof Na
Samjhogi
Magar
Na Jane Kyun Hume Aisa Mehsoos Hota Hai Ke Tum
Kahin Ki Shahzaadi Ho….Hum Ne Europe Mein Bohath
Si Aisi Shahzaadiyan Dekha Hai Jo Akele Ghoomne
Phirne Ki Shauqeen Hoti Hai….Pichle Saal Hume
Log-Vegas Mein Aisi Ek Shahzaadi Mili Thi….Koi
Nahi Jaanta Tha Ke Wo Europe Ke Mulk Ki
Shahzaadi Hai….Wo Jue Mein Bohath Zyada Haar
Gayi….Itna Zyada Ke Uske Paas Waapsi Ke Liye
Kiraya Bhi Nahi Bacha Tha….Hume Iska Pata Ho
Gaya Tha….Hum Ne Uski Madad Ki
Aur
Wo Apne Mulk Wapas Chali Gayi….!
Kiss Mulk Ki Shahzaadi Thi….?
Hume Afsos Hai Ke Hum Yeh Na Bata Sakenge….
Kyun Ke
Wo Bhi Humari Hi Tarah Sammanit Hai….Humari
Tarah Wo Bhi Apne Ragon Mein Shahi Khoon Rakhti
Hai….Khiar Iss Khisse Ko Khatm Karo….Hum Tumhari
Pareshani Ki Wajah Maalum Karna Chahte
Hai….Mumkeen Hai Ke Hum Tumhare Kaam Aa Sake….!
Nahi To….Main Pareshan Kahan Hu….Halena Hans
Padhi
Lekin
Andaaz Se Saaf Zaahir Ho Raha Tha Ke Wo
Zabardasti Hansi Thi….!
Khair….Imran Ne Laparwaahi Zaahir Karne Ke Liye
Apne Shaano Ko Hila Diya….Nahi Batana Chahti To
Hum Majboor Bhi Nahi Karenge….!
Koi Baat Nahi Thafzool….Jo Waqt Bhi Tumhare
Saath Guzaara Bohath Khushgawaar Guzra….Mujhe
Behadh Afsos Hai Ke Meri Hi Wajah Se Tumhari
Zindagi Khatre Mein Padh Gayi….
Magar
Batao Main Kya Kar Sakti Hu….Maine Tumhe Mana
Bhi Kiya Tha Ke Roger Se Mat Uljho….
Magar
Tum Nahi Maane….Kaash Tumhe Pata Hota Ke Wo
Kitna Khatarnaak Aadmi Hai….!
Uska Zikr Ab Mat Karo….
Kyun Ke
Humara Ghussa Tez Ho Jata Hai….
Aur
Jab Humara Ghussa Tez Ho Jata Hai To Baaz Waqt
Hum Apni Hi Botiyan Nochne Lagte Hai….!
Dusri Baat Yeh Hai Ke Shayad Ab Main Tum Se Na
Mil Saku….
Varna
Wo Mera Bhi Dushman Ho Jayega….Abhi To Main Jaa
Kar Usse Kahe Dungi Ke Tum Aaram Kar Rahe The….
Magar
Thahero….Mera Khayal Hai Ke Mujhe Hi Is Par
Majboor Kiya Jayega….!
Kiss Par….?
Isi Par Main Tumhe Hotel Se Bahar Nikaal Kar
Tumhe Chalni Kar Du….!
Jab Bhi Koi Aisi Aafath Aa Padhe Bejhijhak Chali
Aana….Hum Yaqeenan Is Silsile Mein Tumhara Haath
Batayenge….!
Thahero….Thafzool Mujhe Sonchne Do….Halena Ne
Fir Kursi Par Peet Tika Kar Apni Aankhein Bandh
Kar Li
Imran Khamosh Baitha Raha….Ab Uski Aankhon Mein
Bhi Uljhan Ke Asaar Nazar Aane Lage….!
Thodi Der Baad Halena Ne Aankhein Khol Li
Aur
Ahista Se Boli….Tum Yaqeenan Local Police Ko In
Halaath Se Ittela Kar Doge….!
Tum Hume Mashwara Do Ke Hume Kya Karna
Chahiye….Imran Ne Bade Bholepan Se Kaha
Haqeeqatan Mashwara Yahi Dena Chahiye….
Lekin
Yeh Mashwara Dena Apni Jaan Se Haath Dhone Ke
Barabar Hoga….!
Kyun….?
Wo Log Mujhe Zinda Na Chhodenge….Halena Ne
Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha….Wo Yahi Sonchenge
Ke Maine Hi Tumhe Hoshiyaar Kiya Hai….!
Haa….Humara Khayal Hai Ke Wo Yahi Sonchenge….
To Fir
Hum Police Ko Is Situation Se Aaghaa Na Kare….!
Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Kya Mashwara Du
Agar
Tum Police Ko Ittela Nahi Deto To Tumhara Mar
Jana Yaqeeni Hai
Aur
Ittela Dete Ho To Fir Main Tumhara Anjaam Dekhne
Ke Liye Is Duniya Mein Nahi Hongi….!
Yeh To Bohath Buri Baat Hai….Humari Khwahish Thi
Ke Tum Humari Laash Par Baith Kar Guitaar
Bajao….Imran Ne Hans Kar Kaha
Thafzool….Halena Ne Hairath Se Kaha….Kya Tum Ise
Mazaaq Samajhte Ho Jo Kuch Abhi Maine Kaha….!
Nahi….Hum Ise Haqeeqat Samajhte Hai
Aur
Ab Hum Is Masle Par Bohath Sanjheedgi Se Ghaur
Kar Rahe Hai….Achi Baat Hai….Hum Hotel Se Bahar
Nahi Niklenge….!
Vaada Karte Ho….Halena Khush Ho Kar Boli
Haa….Hum Vaada Karte Hai….
Magar
Tumhare Us Gojar Par Barabar Jute Padhte
Rahenge….!
Thafzool….
Hum Aaj-Kal Sau-Feesad (100%) Thafzool Ban Kar
Rahe Gaye Hai….Isliye Majboori Hai….Humari
Aadath Hai Hum Aise Aadmiyon Ko Behadh Pareshan
Karte Hai Jinhe Khud Ko Khatarnaak Zaaher Karne
Ka Khabt Ho….!
Acha Khair….Tum Hotel Se Bahar Nahi Nikloge….!
Nahi Niklenge….Jitna Hum Se Ho Sakta Hai Zaroor
Karenge….!
Acha….Ab Main Jaa Rahi Hu….Koshish Karungi Ke
Tumhe Waqt-Waqt Par Halaath Se Aaghaa Karti Rahu
Kyun Ke
Tum Meri Hi Wajah Se Is Mushkil Mein Padhe Ho….!
Haa….Isme To Koi Shaq Nahi Hai….Na Hum Tum Se
Milne Ke Liye Ronik Mein Jate
Aur
Na Us Manhoos Aadmi Se Humara Jhagdha Hota….
Baherhaal
Humara Jism Chalni Ho Saka To Hum Tumhe Yaad Hi
Karte Hue Dam Todhenge….
Magar
Usse Pahle Hume Zaroor Bata Dena Ke Tum Kiss
Mulk Ki Shahzaadi Ho….!
Thafzool….Meri Zindagi Mein Yeh Namumkeen Hai Ke
Tumhara Jism Chalni Ho Jaye
Lekin
Tumhe Mere Kahne Ke Mutabeekh Amal Karna
Padhega….Main Ek Kam Haisiyath Ladki Hu
Shahzaadi Nahi….!
Tum Koi Bhi Ho
Lekin
Hum Tumhe Shahzaadi Hi Samajhte Hai
Kyun Ke
Tum Ek Khule Dil Ki Ladki Ho….Humare Liye Apni
Zindagi Ko Khatre Mein Daal Rahi Ho….!
Main Bohath Buri Hu Thafzool….Halena Ki Hansi
Zaherili Thi….
Magar
Zameer Bhi Rakhti Hu….Meri Hi Wajah Se Tum In
Halaath Mein Padhe Ho….
Aur
Bina Wajah
Isliye
Main Majboor Hu Ke Tumhe Halaath Se Bakhabar
Rakhu….Varna….
Varna Kya….?
Varna Kya Yeh Munaseeb Hai Ke Main Tumhe Apne
Hum-Vatanon Par Tarjeeh (Prathmikta) Du….!
Khattai Ghair Munaseeb Hai….Imran Sar Hila Kar
Bola
Fir….
Fir Kuch Bhi Nahi….Tum Apni Raah Lo….Hum Apne
Maamlaat Khud Hi Thik Kar Lene Ki Taaqat Rakhte
Hai….!
Dekho Tum Abhi Vaada Kar Chuke Ho Ke Bahar Nahi
Nikloge….!
Haa…Hum Ne Vaada Kiya Hai….
Magar
Kab Tak….?
Jab Tak Main Tumhe Ittela Na Du….!
Achi Baat Hai….
Lekin
Iski Midath (Duration) Kitni Hogi….!
Yeh Kal Subaah Tak Bata Sakungi….!
Imran Kuch Na Bola….!
Halena Uthi
Aur
Use Ek Baar Fir Hotel Hi Mein Rahne Ki Takeed
Karti Hui Bahar Nikal Gayi….!
Imran Ne Buland Awaaz Mein Ek Jamai Li
Aur
Brandy Ki Bottle Utha Kar Thodi Si Brandy Haath
Mein Undheli
Aur
Use Tel Ki Tarah Apne Sar Par Thopne Laga….
Fir
Khawar Ka Khahekhaha Sun Kar Mudha….Wo Baayein
(Left) Baazu Wale Darwaaze Par Khada Hans Raha
Tha….Halena Devi Hai….Mann Ki Devi….Deviyon Ki
Devi….!
Aur Kya….Imran Haath Rok Kar Bola….Aurton Se
Thodi Der Baat Kar Lene Ke Baad
Agar
Khopdhi Ki Dobara Maramat Na Ki Jaye To Wo
Aundhi Ho Jati Hai….!
Aakhir Aap Ne Yeh Kya Khadaak Phaila Rakha
Hai….!
Bas Dekhte Jao….Shahed Ki Makkhiyon Ko Chatte Se
Nikaal Ne Ke Liye Koodha Kabaadha Ikhatta Kar Ke
Dhuaan Karna Padhta Hai….!
Kya Yeh Sab Kuch Kisi Khaas Scheme Ke Taheth Ho
Raha Hai….!
Khattai Khaas Hai….!
X-2 Ki Tayyaar Ki Hui Scheme Hai….!
Sau-Feesad (100%)….!
Roger Ko Jute Kiss Ne Lagaye The….?
X-2 Ne….!
Nahi….Khawar Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi
Thodi Si Tum Bhi Try Karo….Imran Sar Hilate Hue
Bottle Uski Taraf Badhayi
Aur
Bola….Mujhe To Bada Sukoon Mil Raha Hai….!
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Ladki Aap Ko Khauffzada
Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahi Thi….!
Mujhe Bahar Le Kar Chalo Tasdeeq (Pushti) Ho
Jayegi….Imran Sar Hila Kar Bola
Agar Yeh Durust Hai To Fir Ab Hume Kya Karna
Chahiye….?
Brandy Ki Maalish Ke Baghair Yeh Cheez Samajh
Mein Nahi Ayegi….!
Aakhir Brandy Par Kyun Taau Kha Rahe Hai
Aap….Khawar Muskura Kar Bola
Suno Miya….Zindagi Mein Pahli Baar Kisi Ke Liye
Sharaab Khareedi Hai….Ab Yeh Jo Isme Baaqi Bachi
Hai….Kya Apne Saath Qabr Mein Le Jaunga….Arey
Haa….Baitho….Ek Zaroori Baat
Magar
Nahi….Imran Ne Darwaaze Ki Taraf Ishara Kar Ke
Kaha….Pahle Dekh Lo….!
Khawar Ne Corridor Ke Dono Taraf Dekha
Aur
Fir….Darwaaza Khula Hi Chhod Kar Wapas Aa
Gaya….!
Samajhdar Aadmi Ho….Imran Sar Hila Kar Bola
Koi Khaas Baat Hai….!
Khaas-Al-Khaas….Tum Bhi To Shayad Military
Secrete-Service Se X-2 Ke Mahekme Mein Aye
The….!
Khawar Ne Imran Ki Aankhon Mein Dekhte Hue Sar
Hila Diya….!
Kya Tumhe Koi Aisa Aadmi Yaad Hai….Imran Ki
Awaaz Dheemi Ho Gayi….Jiss Ke Dahine (Right)
Haath Mein 6 Ungliyan Rahi Ho….!
Haa….Haa….Khawar Seedha Khada Ho Kar Baith
Gaya….Magar Kyun….?
Ho Sakta Hai Ke Humara Shikaar Wahi Ho….!
Yeh Kaise Kaha Jaa Sakta Hai….!
Parwaah Na Karo Do-Chaar Din Baad Tum Bhi Yahi
Kahoge….!
Agar Yeh Haqeeqath Hai To Aap Ko Bohath Savdhaan
Rehna Chahiye….
Kyun Ke
Wo Naziyon Ka Parvarda Hai….!
Nazi Ab Kahan Ke Wo Humesha Zinda Rahe Sakega….!
Fir Bhi….Aap Ko Bohath Ehtiyaath (Dhyan) Se
Khadam Uthana Chahiye
Lekin
Akhar Wo X-2 Ko Kyun Benaqaab Karna Chahta
Hai….!
Wo Jaanta Hai Ke X-2 Par Haath Daale Baghair
Yahan Khadam Na Jama Sakega….
Kyun Ke
Usse Pahle Bhi Na Jane Kitne Yahan Aye
Aur
Yahin Dafan Ho Gaye….!
Khawar Kuch Na Bola….Wo Kisi Gahri Sonch Mein
Doob Gaya Tha
Fir
Kuch Der Baad Usne Pucha….Kyun Yeh X-2 Ka Khayal
Hai Ke Yeh Aadmi Wahi 6 Ungliyon Wala Hai….!
Haa X-2 Ka Khayal Hai….
Lekin
Wo Bhi Abhi Uski Sahi Pate Se Waaqif Nahi Ho
Saka….!
Tab To Imran Sahab….Aap Ghalthiyon Par
Ghalthiyan Kar Rahe Hai….Main Fir Arz Karunga Ke
Soojh-Boojh Se Kaam Li Jiye….6 Ungliyon Wala
Bohath Shateer
Aur
Kisi Bhainse Ki Tarah Mazboot Hai….Pichli Jung-
E-Azeem (World War) Ke Dauraan Sangpur Mein Usse
Sabekha Padha Tha….Un Dino Wo Japan Ke Liye Kaam
Kar Raha Tha….Ittefaq Se Hum Usse Takra Gaye….Ek
Mauqe Par Hum 6 Aadmiyon Ne Use Ghera….Yaqeen Ki
Jiye….Hum Se Sirf Do Aadmi Zinda Bache….Ek Main
Aur Dusra Anglo-Burmese Tha….Wo Tanha Hum Mein
Se 4 Ko Khatm Kar Ke Nikal Gaya….!
Hmmmm….To Kya Ab Wo Tumhe Pehchan Sakega….!
Mushkil Hai….Kyun Ke Hum Sab Make-Up Mein The….!
Imran Kuch Na Bola….Wo Kisi Sonch Mein Padh
Gaya….!
Dusri Subaah Halena Fir Ayi….Uski Aankhon Se
Saaf Zaahir Ho Raha Tha Jaise Wo Raat Bhar
Jaagti Rahi Ho….!
Imran Ne Lahek Kar Uska Isteqbaal Kiya….
Magar
Halena Ke Chahre Par Jhallahath Nazar Aa Rahe
The….Main Ab Tumhare Liye Kuch Nahi Kar
Sakti….Usne Ghusseli Awaaz Mein Kaha
Hum Nahi Samjhe Tum Kehna Kya Chahti Ho….!
Maine Tum Se Kaha Tha Ab Roger Ko Na Chedhna….!
Hum Kal Se Isi Kamre Mein Bandh Hai….Hume Apna
Vaada Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai….!
Raat Roger Par Gande Ande Phenke Gaye….!
Roger Par Gande Ande….? Imran Ne Ghusseli Awaaz
Mein Doharaya
Haa….!
Humare Aadmi Sakht Nalayaq Hote Jaa Rahe
Hai….Gande Ande To Ek Dusre Aadmi Par Phenkne
Chahiye The….Roger Ke Liye To Hum Ne Hidayath Di
Thi Ke Us Par Gandi Naaliyon Ka Kheechad Phenka
Jaye….Hume Afsos Hai Miss Halena….Khair Ab
Sahi….!
Main Kahti Hu Kyun Apne Piche Padhe Ho….Wo Yahin
Ghoos Kar Tumhe Qatl Kar Dega….!
Hume Us Din Ka Sheedath Se Intezar Hai….!
Chalo Aaj Hi Wo Intezar Bhi Khatm Ho
Jayega….Mujhe Ab Tum Se Zarra Barabar Bhi
Humdardi Nahi Rahe Gayi….
Kyun Ke
Tumhari Wajah Se Khud Meri Zindagi Bhi Khatre
Mein Padh Gayi Hai….
Agar
Us Par Pichli Raat Gande Ande Na Phenke Gaye
Hote To Shayad Aaj Maamla Rafa-Dafa Ho Chuka
Hota….!
Agar Nahi Hua To Humara Kya Bigdhega….?
Mumkeen Hai Tumhara Kuch Na Bigdhe….
Lekin
Main To Maar Daali Jaungi….!
Tumhara Maamla Humari Samajh Se Bahar Hai….Akhar
Tum Apne Saathiyon Se Itna Darrti Kyun Ho….Wo
Kaise Log Hai
Aur
Unse Tumhara Kya Talookh Hai….
Agar
Humara Koi Dost Humare Liye Kisi Kaam Ke Karne
Se Inkaar Kar De To Hum Uska Kya Bigaadh Lenge….
Magar
Tum Kahti Ho Ke Agar Tum Ne Hume Yahan Se Bahar
Na Nikaala To Wo Tumhe Maar Daalenge….!
Main Tafseel (Vivaran) Mein Nahi Jana Chahti….!
Haa….Tafseel Mein Gaye Baghair Hi Agar Asaani Se
Jaan Nikal Sake To Tafseel Mein Jane Ki Kya
Zaroorath Hai….Imran Sar Hila Kar Bola
Halena Use Ghusseli Nazron Se Ghoorti Rahi
Fir
Boli….Hai Himmat….Chaloge Mere Saath….?
Hum Har Waqt Tayyaar Hai….!
Kya Tum Mein Un Logon Ka Muqabla Karne Ki Sakat
Hai….!
Yaqeenan Hai….
Varna
Ab Tak Hum Ne Police Talab Kar Li Hoti….Arey Tum
Prince Of Dhamp Ko Kya Samajhti Ho….Hum Highness
Ki Bajaye He-U-Ness Kahe Late Hai….!
He-U-Ness….
Haa….Hum Pahadi iLaaqe Ke Nawaab Hai Na….!
Arey Khatm Karo….Halena Jhalla Kar Boli….Tum
Mujhe Jahannum Hi Ke Nawaab Maalum Hote Ho….Tum
Par Kisi Baat Ka Asar Hi Nahi Hota….Kya Tumhare
Jism Mein Koi Khabees Rooh Ghoos Kar Rahe Gayi
Hai….!
Jab Hume Kisi Aurat Par Ghussa Aata Hai To Hum
Bilkul Khamosh Ho Jate Hai….Hipppp….Imran Ne
Mazbooti Se Apne Honth Bandh Kar Liye
Suno….Scheme Yeh Hai Ke Main Aaj Din Bhar Tumhe
Shaher Ke Alag-Alag Muqamat Ki Sair Karati Rahu
Aur
Uske Baad Ek Makhsoos (Special) Jagah Par Le
Jau….!
Isse Kya Faida Hoga….Tum Ne To Kaha Tha Ke Wo
Kisi Sadak Par Hi Mera Jism Chalni Kar Dega….!
Magar Ab Wo Aisa Nahi Karna Chahte….Is Tarah Wo
Khwamkha Hazaaro Aadmiyon Ko Apni Taraf Mutawaja
(Attract) Kar Lenge….!
Arey….Jab Marna Hi Hai To Thak Kar Marne Se Kya
Faida….Khwamkha Idhar-Udhar Mare-Maare Phire
Aur
Kisi Jagah Thikane Laga Diye Jaye….Bhai Tum Hume
Seedhe-Seedhe Wahin Le Chala Jahan Hume Marna
Hai….!
Roger Tum Se Zyada Aqalmand Hai….Wo Jaanta Hai
Ke Ab Tum Jab Bhi Bahar Nikloge Tumhare Aas-Paas
Tumhare Aadmi Maujood Honge….Lehaaza….Is Tarah
Wo Tumhare Aadmiyon Ke Baare Mein Andaaza Lagana
Chahta Hai….!
Oh….Hum Samjhe….Is Tarah Wo Humare Aadmiyon Ko
Bhi Thikane Lagana Chahta Hai….!
Bohath Der Mein Samjhe….Ab Mujhe Dekhna Hai Ke
Tum Kya Karte Ho….!
Yeh Roger To Hume Bilkul Gadha Maalum Hota
Hai….Bhala Uski Aqal Mein Yeh Scheme Kaise
Ayi….!
Tum Akhar Khud Ko Kya Samajhte Ho….Dusron Ko
Tuch Samajhna Nadaani Hai….Roger Apne Aage Kisi
Ko Kuch Nahi Samajhta
Lekin
Usne Jute Khaye
Aur
Us Par Gande Ando Ki Baarish Hui….Roger Ka Sar
Niche Hota Hai….!
Acha Suno….Imran Ne Sanjheedgi Ikhtiyar Karte
Hue Kaha….Humara Vaada Hai Ke Hum Is Maamle Par
Bohath Zyada Aqalmandi Ka Saboot Pesh Karenge….!
Wo Kyun….?
Tum Ab Wapas Hi Na Jao….!
Kyun….?
Zaahir Hai Ke Hum Bilkul Hi Gadhe Nahi Hai Ke
Khwamkha Apna Jism Chalni Kar Daale
Magar
Hum Yeh Bhi Nahi Chahte Ke Humare Badle Tum Maar
Daali Jao….!
Haa To Tum Yeh Kehna Chahte Ho Ke Ab Main Apne
Aadmiyon Mein Wapas Na Jau….!
Haa….Hum Yahi Sonch Rahe The….!
Wo Mujhe Pataal Mein Bhi Zinda Na Chhodenge….!
Oofffooo….To Kya Yeh Daakuaon Ka Koi Giroh
Hai….!
Yahi Samajh Lo….!
Magar….Tum Ne Kuch Aur Hi Bataya Tha….!
Daaku Apne Gale Mein Sighn-Board Laga Kar Nahi
Chalte….!
Ab To Hume Khauff Mehsoos Ho Raha Hai….!
Hahahaha….Halena Ne Ek Khahekhaha Lagaya….
Fir
Boli….Magar Main Abhi Zinda Rehna Chahti Hu….!
Yeh Namumkeen Hai….Hum Mein Se Kisi Ek Ko
Yaqeeni Taur Par Marna Hoga….Imran Ne Kaha
Tum Abhi Tak Ise Mazaaq Samajh Rahe Ho….Yeh
Bohath Buri Baat Hai….Wo Jhalla Gayi
Humari Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Tumhe Kiss Tarah
Yaqeen Ayega….Imran Ne Kuch Sonchte Hue
Kaha….Acha Yeh Batao Yeh Roger Hi Is Giroh Ka
Sarghana Hai….!
Tum Yeh Sab Kyun Puch Rahe Ho….?
Taaki Uske Baare Mein Kuch Andaaza Kar
Sake….Humare Vaalid Sahab (Pita) Aksar Farmaya
Karte Hai Ke Daakuaon Ke Sarghana Amuman Bohath
Chalaak Hote Hai….
Lehaaza
Bohath Mushkil Se Khaabu Mein Aate Hai….!
Roger Is Giroh Ka Ek Maamuli Sa Member
Hai….Giroh Ke Sarghana Ki Chalaaki Ka Tasavoor
Karna Bhi Tumhare Liye Muhaal Hoga….!
Kyun….?
Hum Use Jaante Hai….
Lekin
Fir Bhi Nahi Jaante….!
Kyun….?
Usne Kabhi Apni Shakl Nahi Dikhayi….Humesha
Chahre Par Naqaab Rehta Hai….!
Oohh….Arey Baapre….Imran Khauffzada Awaaz Mein
Bola
Kyun….Kya Hua….?
Parda Nasheen Aurton Se Hume Haul Ata Hai….!
Halena Hans Padhi….Kuch Der Hansti Rahi
Aur
Fir Boli….Koi Aurat Nahi Hai….Ek Khunkhaar Mard
Hai….!
Tab To Koi Parwaah Nahi….Hum Ghunghat Mein Haath
Daal Kar Uski Daadhi Pakad Lenge Befikr Raho….!
Tum Baatein Hi Banate Rahoge
Ya Fir
Kuch Karoge Bhi….!
Aaha….Haa To Makhsoos (Special) Jagah Kaun Si
Hai….!
Yeh Abhi Nahi Bataya Gaya….Kahin Raaste Mein
Maalum Hoga….Matlab Yeh Ke Jab Hum Sair Ke Liye
Niklenge….Yahan Ki Andheri Imaaratein Dekhte
Hoge….Usi Waqt Kisi Na Kisi Tarah Mujhe Ittela
De Di Jayegi Ke Tumhe Falaa Jagah Le Jao….Isi Se
Mujhe Shaq Hota Hai Ke Ab Sarghana Ko Bhi Mujh
Par Bharosa Nahi Raha….!
Haa….Yeh Mumkeen Hai….!
Is Tarah Main Tumhe Halaath Se Bakhabar Kar Du
To Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte….Apne Aadmiyon Ko
Aaghaa Kar Ke Agar Tumhari Hifazath Ka Intezam
Karo To Wo Bhi Bekar Hi Hoga….Tumhare Saare
Aadmi Unki Nazron Mein Aa Jayenge….!
Imran Kuch Sonchne Laga….!
Halena Bhi Khamosh Ho Gayi
Lekin
Wo Use Tatolne Wali Nazron Se Dekhti Rahi….!
Tum Yahin Thahero….Imran Ne Kaha….Main Zara Is
Masle Par Apne Secretary Se Bhi Baat Kar Lu….!
Ek Ghante Baad Hume Yahan Se Ravana Ho Jana
Chahiye….Halena Boli
Parwaah Mat Karo….Yahi Hoga….Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Kamre Se Bahar Nikal Gaya….!
Taxi Sadkon Par Farrate Bhar Rahi Thi
Aur
Imran Itne Maze Se Chahek Raha Tha Jaise
Haqeeqatan Zindagi Mein Pahli Baar Shaher Ki
Andheri Imaaratein Dekhne Jaa Raha Ho….!
Halena Baar-Baar Mudh Kar Piche Dekhne
Lagti….Aakhar Usne Puch Hi Liya….Thazool Kya
Waqai Tum Khudhkhushi Ke Irade Se Niklo Ho….?
Hum Fizool Baaton Ka Jawaab Nahi Diya Karte….!
Dekho Is Masle Par Sanjheedgi Se Ghaur
Karo….Main Samajhti Hu Tum Par Khaabu Paane Ke
Baad Wo Mujhe Nahi Chhodenge….!
Isliye To Hume Itminaan Hai Ke Hum Qabr Mein
Tanha Nahi Honge….Bhala Wo Alag-Alag Gaddhe
Khodne Ki Zehmath (Kasht) Kyun Karne Lage….Ek Hi
Mein Dono Ko Dafan Kar Denge….!
Khuda Tumhe Gharath Kare….Tum Ne Mujhe Badi
Musibath Mein Phansa Diya….!
Hum Dono Hi Gharath Ho Jayenge
Magar
Suno….Hume Ittela Mili Hai Ke Dusri Duniya Mein
Bhi Khane-Pine Ka
Aur
Aish Karne Ka Maakhul Intezam Rehta Hai….
Isliye
Tumhe Iski Bhi Fikr Na Honi Chahiye….!
Ab Main Kuch Nahi Bolungi….Ab Mujhe Yaqeen Ho
Gaya Hai Ke Tum Paagal Ho….!
Aahaa….To Tum Yeh Bhi Jaanti Ho….
Magar
Hume Hairath Hai Ke Tumhe Yeh Kaise Maalum Ho
Gaya
Kyun Ke
Humari Samajh Se Humare Vaalid Sahab (Pita) Ke
Alawa
Aur
Kisi Ko Iska Pata Nahi….Haa Wo Aksar Kahte Hai
Ke Hum Paagal Hai….Bachpan Mein Aam Aur Shaitoot
Ke Darakhton Par Hi Soya Karte The
Aur
Kahte The….
Khamosh Raho….Mujhe Sonchne Do….!
Soncho….!
Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Tumhare Kisi Aadmi Ne Abhi
Tak Humara Picha Nahi Kiya Dur Tak Sadak Sunsaan
Padhi Hai….!
Majaal Hai Unki Ke Humara Picha Kar Sake….Ek-Ek
Ki Khaal Khinchwale Hum….!
Tum Maut Ke Muh Mein Jaa Rahe Ho Kitni Baar
Batau….Khuda Ke Liye Sanjheedgi Ikhtiyar
Karo….Tum Mein Wo Khatarnaak Aadmi Bhi Dilchaspi
Le Raha Hai Jiss Ki Shakl Humne Kabhi Nahi
Dekhi….Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Bhi Wahan Maujood
Hoga….!
Us Laal Rang Ke Sawaaliyah Nishaan (Question
Mark) Ka Kya Matlab Hai Jo Kal Tumhe Mila Tha….?
Warning….Jise Bhi Yeh Nishaan Laal Rang Mein
Milta Hai Wo Khud Ko Mehfooz Nahi Samajhta….Yeh
Us Khatarnaak Aadmi Ke Ghusse Ki Alamath Hai….!
Lekin….Tumhe Kiss Silsile Mein Warning Mili
Hai….!
Isi Silsile Mein….Maine Tumse Jaan-Pehchan Kyun
Badhayi….Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Yeh Nishaan Milta Hai
Use Har Haal Mein Us Aadmi Tak Pahunchna Hota
Hai….!
Aahaa….Ek Din Tum Ne Ronik Mein Aisa Hi Ek
Nishaan Roger Ko Diya Tha….Hume Yaad
Hai….Ghaliban Us Din Jab Wo Hum Par Dhons Jamane
Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha
Magar
Humara Khayal Hai Ke Uski Rangat Laal Nahi
Thi….!
Wo Maamuli Paighaam Tha….Bas Itna Hi Ke Naqaab
Posh Ke Saamne Roger Ki Haazri Hai….Yeh Card Hum
Mein Se Har Ek Ke Paas Hota Hai….Wo Us Waqt
Roger Se Milna Chahta Tha
Lekin
Seedhe-Seedhe Use Paighaam Nahi De Sakta Tha
Kyun Ke
Roger Kisi Aisi Jagah Nahi Tha Jahan Phone Par
Mil Sakta….Usne Use Phone Hi Par Contact Karne
Ki Koshish Ki Hogi
Lekin
Zaahir Hai Ke Wo Apne Hotel Mein Nahi Tha….
Isliye
Hum Mein Se Har Ek Ko Khabar Ki Gayi Ke Us Tak
Paighaam Pahuncha Diya Jaye….Hum Mein Se Har
Roger Ki Talaash Mein Nikal Padha Hoga….Main Bhi
Isi Gharz Se Apne Kamre Se Nikli Thi….Wo Mujhe
Apne Hi Hotel Ke Dinning-Hall Mein Mil
Gaya….Maine Use Nishaan Dikhaya
Aur
Wo Fauri Uth Gaya….!
Arey Yeh Paighaam Zubaani Bhi Diya Jaa Sakta Ke
Wo Usse Milna Chahta Tha….!
Nahi….Jab Humara Aadmi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Hota
Hai To Hum Kisi Na Kisi Tarah Yeh Nishaan Dikha
Kar Isharon Se Paighaam Pahuncha Dete Hai….!
Lekin….Dusre Ajnabi Us Nishaan Par Nazar Padhte
Hi Uljhan Mein Zaroor Mubetal Ho Jate Hoga Ke Wo
Kya Balaa Thi….Humara Khayal Se To Yeh Tareekha
Bekar Hai….!
Ab Main Tumhe Kya Batau….Main Tumhe Bilkul
Buddhu Samajhti Thi
Isliye
Tumhari Nazar Us Nishaan Par Padh Gayi Thi
Varna
Tumhare Farishton Ko Bhi Pata Na Hota Ke Maine
Use Nishaan Kab Dikhaya….!
Laal Nishaan Par Tumhara Kya Hashr Hua Tha….?
Haazri To Baherhaal Deni Hi Padhti Hai….
Lekin
Maamlaat Ki Khudrath Kisi Hadh Tak Pahle Hi Ho
Jati Hai….Laal Rang Milte Hi Hum Sonchte Hai Ke
Khatre Se Do-Chaar Hone Ke Liye Tayyaar Rehna
Chahiye
Kyun Ke
Iska Matlab Ghusse Bhi Ho Sakta Hai….
Aur
Yeh Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Ke Wo Hume Kisi Khatarnaak
Muheem Mein Jhonk Dega….!
To Kal Tum Yeh Nishaan Milne Ke Baad Uske Paas
Gayi Thi….?
Haa….Main Uske Paas Gayi Thi….
Lekin
Wo Umeed Ke Khilaaf Narmi Se Pesh Aya
Aur
Usne Bataya Ke Laal Nishaan Ghalthi Se Mere Paas
Pahuncha Diya Gaya Tha….Haqeeqat Mein Maamuli
Nishaan Pahunchana Chahiye Tha….Jiss Ka Matlab
Haazri Ke Alawa Aur Kuch Nahi Hota….Maine Soncha
Mumkeen Hai Roger Ne Ghusse Mein Aa Kar Bhijwa
Diya….
Kyun Ke
In Dino Wo Mujhse Bohath Zyada Khafaa Ho Gaya
Hai
Baherhaal
Humare Sarghana Ne Yahi Kaha Tha….Main Ab Badi
Uljhan Mein Hu Ke Yeh Sirf Roger Ka Niji Maamla
Tha….Akhar Sarghana Ko Bhi Isse Kyun Dilchaspi
Ho Gayi Hai….!
Ho Sakta Hai Ke Wo Humare Deedar Se Dil Ko
Sukoon
Aur
Aankhon Ko Noor Pahunchana Chahta Ho
Kyun Ke
Hume Dekhne Ke Liye Bohath Dur-Dur Se Log Aate
Hai….!
Acha….Ab Tum Apni Bakwaas Bandh Karo….Main Apne
Zameer Ka Bhaar Halka Kar Chuki Hu….Yani Tumhe
Pahle Hi Khatraat Se Aaghaa Kar Diya Tha….Tum Ne
Dhyaan Nahi Diya….Yeh Tumhara Kaam Hai….!
Acha….Ab Khamosh Raho….Hum Bhi Khamosh Rahe Kar
Kuch Sonchna Chahte Hai….!
Halena Kuch Na Boli….Albatta Uske Chahre Se Saaf
Zaahir Ho Raha Tha Jaise Wo Dil Hi Dil Mein Kisi
Baat Par Pachta Rahi Ho….!
Suraj Doob Chuka Tha
Aur
Ab Ahista-Ahista Rangeen Laheron Par Andhere Ka
Ghubaar Chaa Chuka Tha….!
Taxi Ek Veeran Raaste Par Jaa Rahi Thi….Yeh
Sadak Pokhta Hi Thi
Lekin
Ab Wo Shaher Se Bahar Aa Rahe The….
Achanak
Halena Ne Driver Se Rukne Ke Liye Kaha….!
Imran Ko Baayin (Left) Taraf Ek Badi Imaarath
Nazar Ayi
Aur
Yahan Is Jagah Sirf Yahi Ek Imaarath Thi….
Lekin
Imaarath Veeran Nahi Maalum Ho Rahi Thi
Kyun Ke
Uski Khidkiyan Roshan Nazar Aa Rahi
Thi….Orchestra Ki Music Bahar Se Bhi Suni Jaa
Sakti Thi….!
Yeh Nau-Jawaano Ka Club Hai….Halena Ne Kaha
Shayad Hum Bhi Haal Hi Mein Jawaan Hue
Hai….Imran Ne Khush Ho Kar Kaha
Chalo….Baatein Mat Banao….Utro….Yeh Badi
Manoranjak Jagah Hai Tumhari Tabiyath Khush Ho
Jayegi….!
Pahle Hi Se Hum Baagh-Baagh Hue Jaa Rahe
Hai….Imran Taxi Se Utar Aya
Aur
Fir Use Din Bhar Ka Kiraya Ada Kiya….!
Wo Dono Imaarath Ke Baraamde Mein Aye….Music Ki
Awaaz Kaafi Tez Thi….!
Aahaa….Jazz Baj Raha Hai….Imran Ne Khush Ho Kar
Kaha….Kyun Na Hum Jazz Naachte Hue Andar
Chale….!
Ab Jazz Sirf Sunne Ke Liye Hai….Dance Karne Ke
Liye Nahi….!
Arey Chhodo….Bhi….Aao….Imran Ne Uski Taraf Haath
Badha Diya
Mujhe Nahi Aata….!
Main Sikha Dunga….Imran Ne Use Zabardasti Apni
Taraf Khinch Liya….
Aur
Dono Naachte Hue Andar Daakhil Ho Gaye….!
Yeh Ek Bada Kamra Tha….
Aur
Shayad Hall Hi Ki Haisiyath Se Istemaal Kiya
Jata Tha….Imran Andar Daakhil To Hua Bade
Khalandar Mood Mein
Lekin
Fir….Achanak Use Chhod Kar Ek Taraf Hat Gaya
Kyun Ke
Sab Se Pahle Uski Nazar Roger Par Hi Padhi Thi….
Aur
Is Kamre Mein 7 Aadmiyon Se Zyada Nahi The….Unme
Ek Naqaab Posh Tha….!
Roger Ke Honthon Par Ek Halki Si Muskurahath
Phail Gayi….!
Tum Ne Mujhe Dhoka Diya….Achanak Imran Halena Ko
Ghoonsa Dikha Kar Halaq Phaad Kar Cheekha
Aur
Halena Is Andaaz Mein Hans Padhi Jaise Wo Sach-
Mooch Use Dhoka Ke Kar Yahan Layi Ho….!
Ab Tumhari Shahzaadgi Ka Kya Banega….Roger
Ghurraya
Imran Kuch Na Bola….Uske Chahre Par Khauff Ke
Asaar Saaf Dekhe Jaa Sakte The….!
Halena Ne Na Jane Kyun Uski Taraf Se Muh Pher
Liya….!
Roger Ek Minute….Naqaab Posh Haath Utha Kar Bola
Aur
Imran Uski Taraf Mutawaja (Attract) Ho Gaya….Yeh
Ek Chote Khad Ka Aadmi Tha
Aur
Uske Haathon Mein Safed Dastaane The….!
Tum Kaun Ho….? Naqaab Posh Ne Imran Se Pucha
Haaain….Yeh Kaun Badtameez Hai Jo Hum Se Is
Tarah Hum Kalaam Hone Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hai
Jaise Hum Iske Barabar Ke Ho….Imran Ne Halena Ko
Mukhateeb Kar Ke Kaha
Bekaar Baatein Na Chedho Dost….Naqaab Posh Ne
Sard Lahje Mein Kaha….Main Jaanta Hu Tum Kaun
Ho….!
Iske Bawajood Bhi Badtameezi Se Pesh Aa Rahe
Ho….Humare Ghazab Se Darro….Hum Bakri Ko Murgha
Bana Dete Hai….!
Ali Imran Tum Dhoka Nahi De Sakte….Main Jaanta
Hu Tum Aksar Police Ke Liye Bhi Kaam Karte
Ho….Achi Tarah….
Lekin
Tum Ne Is Ladki Ko Apni Taraf Kyun Mutawaja
(Attract) Kiya….!
Yeh Khud Hi Mutawaja Ho Jati Hai….Main To
Ladkiyon Se Is Tarah Bhaagta Hu Jaise Sher Bakri
Se….!
Achanak….Do Aadmi Hall Mein Daakhil Hue….!
Kya Raha….Roger Ne Pucha….!
Picha Kiya Hi Nahi Gaya….Ek Rumaal Se Apni
Paishaani Ragadhte Hue Kaha….Dur-Dur Tak Sannata
Hai….Taxi Wapas Jaa Chuki Hai….!
Tumhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Picha Nahi Kiya Gaya….Naqaab
Posh Ne Pucha
Hum Achi Tarah Yaqeen Kar Chuke Hai Janab
Aali….!
Fir Ise Kya Samjha Jaye….Naqaab Posh Ne Roger Se
Pucha
Ho Sakta Hai Ke Wo Baat Na Ho Jo Aap Ne Sonchti
Thi
Balki
Yeh Ladkiyon Par Dore Daalne Ka Hathkanda Ho….
Lekin
Main Is Aadmi Ko Zinda Nahi Chhodunga….!
Kyun….? Maine Tumhara Kya Bigaadha Hai….Imran
Khauffzada Si Awaaz Mein Bola
Tum Ne….Roger Daant Pees Kar Bola….Pahle Main
Tumhe Jute Se Peetunga
Aur
Fir….Qatl Kar Dunga….!
Nahi….Pahle Qatl Kar Do
Fir
Jute Se Peetna….
Varna
Ho Sakta Hai Tumhara Haath Tumhare Hi Sar Par
Padhe….
Agar
Main Waqai Ali Imran Hu To Iske Alawa Aur Kuch
Na Hoga….Aazmaish Shart Hai….Aao….!
Juta Laao….Roger Ek Aadmi Ki Taraf Dekh Kar
Dahaada
Wo Aadmi Ek Darwaaze Mein Daakhil Ho Kar Ghayab
Ho Gaya….
Fir
Fauri Palat Bhi Aya….Uske Haath Mein Ek Phata-
Purana Juta Tha….!
Roger Ne Uske Haath Se Juta Liya
Aur
Imran Par Chalaang Lagayi….
Lekin
Juta Khud Uske Muh Par Padha
Aur
Wo Dusri Taraf Ulat Gaya….!
Halena Ke Halakh Se Halki Si Cheekh Nikli….Yeh
Khushi Ke Izhaar Ke Alawa Aur Kuch Na Tha….
Lekin
Yeh Besakhti Hi Thi….Shayad Wo Hosh Mein To Aisa
Na Kar Sakti….!
Roger Ne Revolver Nikaal Kar Fire Jhonk Diya….!
Imran Jaanta Tha Yeh Shikast Aise Hi Kisi Amal
Mein Zaahir Hogi
Isliye
Wo Ghaafil Nahi Tha….
Lekin
Revolver Se Nikli Hui Goli Kisi Na Kisi Ko To
Lagni Hi Thi….Roger Ka Ek Saathi Cheekh Kar Dher
Ho Gaya….
Aur
Roger Baukhlahath Mein Revolver Phenk Kar Khada
Ho Gaya….!
Yeh Kya Kiya Tum Ne Gadhe….Naqaab Posh Dahaada
Roger Sirf Honth Hila Kar Rahe Gaya….!
Idhar Itni Der Mein Imran Ka Revolver Nikal
Aya….Apne Haath Upar Uthao….!
Tum Revolver Zameen Par Daal Do
Varna
Chalni Kar Diye Jaoge….Naqaab Posh Bola
Main Tum Se Kahe Raha Hu Haath Utha Do….Imran Ne
Kaha
Lekin
Achanak….Uski Nazar Saamne Wali Deewar Par Lage
Ek Aaine Par Padhi….Jiss Mein Ek Aadmi Ka Aks
Dikhayi De Raha Tha….Uske Haath Mein Tomy-Gun
Thi
Aur
Wo Imran Ke Piche Wali Khidki Mein Tha….Yeh
Khidki Farsh Se Takhreeban 8 Feet Ki Bulandi Par
Zaroor Rahi Hogi
Achanak
Imran Ka Revolver Wala Haath Piche Gaya….Shola
Nikla
Aur
Aadmi Tomy-Gun Samet Niche Chala Aya….Yeh Sab
Itni Jaldi Hua Ke Kisi Ko Kuch Sonchne Samajhne
Ka Mauqa Hi Na Mil Saka….Imran Ne Unki Hairath
Se Faida Uthaya….Jab Tak Wo Sambhalte Tomy-Gun
Uske Khabze Mein Aa Chuki Thi….Usne Aaine Mein
Hi Dekh Kar Andaaze Se Us Aadmi Ka Nishaana Liya
Tha….!
Roger….Naqaab Posh Ghusseli Awaaz Mein
Ghurraya….Ab Khada Muh Kya Dekh Raha Hai….Yeh
Sab Kuch Teri Hi Wajah Se Hua Hai….Do Behathreen
Aadmi Muft Mein Khatm Ho Gaye….!
Jee Haa….Halena Cheekhi….Yeh Iski Wajah Se Hua
Hai….Mujhe Kisi Dusre Se Milte Dekh Kar Paagal
Ho Jata Hai….Isse Puchiye Kya Main Iski Biwi
Hu….Ya Isne Mujhe Khareeda Hai….!
Naqaab Posh Kuch Na Bola….Wo Roger Ko Ghoor Raha
Tha….!
Idhar Dekho….Imran Ne Use Mukhateeb Kiya….Kya
Tum Apne Dahine (Right) Haath Ka Dastaana Utaar
Sakoge….Main Tumhari Ungliyan Ginna Chahta Hu….!
Achanak Naqaab Posh Apni Jagah Par Uchal
Padha….Usne Bhi Ab Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye
The….!
Tumhe X-2 Ki Talaash Thi….Imran Bola….Main Tumhe
Usse Zaroor Milaunga….Tum Khud Ko Bohath Chalaak
Samajhte Ho
Lekin
Apne Jaal Mein Khud Hi Phans Kar Rahe Gaye….!
Tum Pata Nahi Kya Kahe Rahe Ho….Main Khattai
Nahi Samjha….Naqaab Posh Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein
Bola
Main Tumhe Zaroor Samjha Dunga….X-2 Aisa Aadmi
Nahi Hai Jise Tum Jaise Mendak Bewaqoof Bana
Sake….Tum Ne Badi Savdhaani Se Jaal Bichaya Tha
Lekin
X-2 Ki Nazron Mein Iski Kya Aukhaat Ho Sakti
Hai….Tanveer Aur Safdar Beshaq Tumhari Nazar
Mein Aa Gaye Hai….Julia Aaj Tak Nahi Aa Saki….Wo
Ek Ghair Mutaleekh Aurat Thi Jo Tumhare Aadmiyon
Ko Muncipal Tower Ke Niche Guldasta Liye Hue
Mili Thi….Tumhara Aadmi Uska Picha Kar Raha Tha
Aur
Main Tumhare Aadmi Ke Piche Tha….Usne Report
Halena Ko Di….
Aur
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Halena Khud Hi Mere Girdh
Chakkar Laga Rahi Thi….X-2 Bohath Badi Cheez Hai
Dost….Wo Aise Mamuli Khism Ke Kaam Mujh Jaise
Gadhe Ke Supurd Kar Deta Hai
Agar
Khud Hi Tumhare Muqable Par Utar Aya To Ab Tak
Tumhari Haddiyon Ka Pata Na Chalta….
Aur
Maine Bhi Bas Yun Hi Chukti Bajate Kaam Nikaal
Liya….Bas Jo Patthar Tum Ne X-2 Par Phenka Tha
Wahin Tum Par Lauta Diya Gaya….Roger Par Jute
Aur Gande Andon Ki Baarish Ke Saath-Saath Tum
Logon Par Deewangi Ke Daure Bhi Padhne Lage
Aur
Tumhara Pura Giroh X-2 Ke Matahaton Ki Nazron
Mein Aa Gaya
Aur
Aaj Jab Is Ladki Ne Yahan Ki Purani Imaarath
Dekhne Ka Programme Banaya To Main Samajh Gaya
Ise Kisi Scheme Ke Taheth Mere Paas Bheja Gaya
Hai….
Isliye
Main Isse Maalum Kar Liya Ke Wo Sab Se Pahle
Kahan Jayegi….Maine Phone Par X-2 Ko Ittela
Di….Usne Fauri 4 Taxi Aisi Bhijwa Di Jinhe Usi
Ke Aadmi Drive Kar Rahe The….Jab Hum Dono Bahar
Nikle To Un 4 Taxi Ke Alawa Koi 5vi Taxi Wahan
Thi Hi Nahi….Nateeja Yeh Hua Ke Apna Hi Aadmi
Shuru Se Aakhir Tak Humare Saath Raha….
Magar
Tumhare Aadmi Khabar Laate Hai Ke Dur-Dur Tak
Kisi Ka Pata Nahi….Kya Tum X-2 Ya Uske Kisi
Aadmi Ko Itna Ahmaq Samajhte Ho Ke Wo Tumhari
Bachkaana Chaalon Ko Na Samajh Sake….Arey Is Aaj
Ki Tafreeh Ka Maqsad Iske Alawa Kya Tha KE X-2
Ke Kuch Aur Aadmi Tumhari Nazron Mein Aa
Jayenge….
Aur
Tum Ne Juton Aur Andon Ki Baarish Hi Samajh Liya
Tha Ke X-2 Tumhari Raah Par Lag Gaya Hai….!
Yeh Sab Kuch Is Aurat Ki Badaulath Se Hua….Roger
Dahaada….Mera Daava Hai Ke Isne Ise Sab Kuch
Bata Diya Tha….!
Tum Kameene Ho….Jhoote Ho….Khamosh Raho….Halena
Cheekhi
Lekin
Fir Uski Yeh Cheekh Bohath Lambi Ho Gayi
Kyun Ke
Roger Ne Imran Ko Ghaafil Dekh Kar Halena Par
Fire Kar Diya….Wo Be-Dam Ho Kar Gir Padhi….!
Roger Ka Dusra Shikaar Ghaliban Imran Hi Tha
Lekin
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Imran Ke Haath Mein Dabi Hui
Tomy-Gun Cheekhne Lagi….Chaar Aadmi Ek Saath
Gire Unme Roger Bhi Tha….!
Is Afra-Tafri Mein Kayi Revolver Nikal Aye….Is
Baar Naqaab Posh Ne Bhi Imran Par Fire Kiya
Lekin
Wo Baal-Baal Bacha….!
Waise Tomy-Gun Ki Goliyan Bhi Us Par Na Padh
Saki Wo Darwaaze Ki Taraf Bhaaga….Imran Ki Tomy-
Gun Bache-Kuche Aadmiyon Ko Bhi Chaat
Gayi….Situation Hi Aisi Hi Thi
Agar
Wo Aisa Na Karta To Takhreeban 4 Revolveron Ki
Goliyan Us Par Ek Saath Padhti….!
10 Laashein….Aur….Gehra Sannata….!
Achanak….Imran Chaunk Padha….Naqaab Posh Wahan
Nahi Tha….Wo Usi Darwaaze Ki Taraf Jhapta Jidhar
Use Usne Jate Dekha….Use Umeed Thi Ke Black-Zero
Aur Nomani Ne Use Sambhaal Liya Hoga….
Achanak
Usne Pe-Dar-Pe Fire Ki Awaazein Suni….
Aur
Awaaz Ki Taraf Daudta Chala Gaya….
Aur
Fir….Imran Us Kamre Mein Aa Pahuncha Jahan
Darwaaze Ki Aadh Mein Naqaab Posh Kisi Par
Goliyan Barsa Raha Tha….Uski Peet Imran Ki Taraf
Thi….!
Revolver Zameen Par Daal Do….Imran Ne Ahista Se
Kaha
Lekin
Palat Kar Usne Imran Par Bhi Fire Jhonk
Diya….Goli Uske Baayein (Left) Shaane Par Se
Nikal Gayi….Imran Bas Thoda Sa Tircha Ho Gaya
Tha….
Fir
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Tomy-Gun Imran Ke Haath Se
Nikal Kar Naqaab Posh Ke Chahre Par Padhi
Aur
Wo Karaah Kar Deewar Se Teek Gaya….Bas Itna Hi
Mauqa Bohath Tha….Imran Ne Us Par Chalaang
Lagayi
Aur
Dono Hi Par Chale Aye….Revolver Uske Haathon Se
Pahli Hi Nikal Chuka Tha….!
Aye Kaun Hai….Imran Cheekha….Ab Fire Mat
Karna….Yeh Meri Giraft Mein Hai….!
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Daudte Hue Khadmo Ki Awaaz
Ayi
Aur
Sergent Nomani Kamre Mein Daakhil Hua….!
Itni Der Mein Imran Ke Ghoonse Naqaab Posh Ko
Past Kar Chuke The….!
X-2….Nomani Haanpta Hua Bola….Wo Yahan
Tha….Maine Use Dekha Hai….Wo Fire-Fighter Ke
Libaas Mein Tha….
Aur
Uske Chahre Par Gas Mask Chadha Tha….!
Huh….Main Uska Kunwara Baap Hu….Main Kisi Se Kam
Hu….Imran Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Kaha
Dusri Subaah Ke Akhbaar Sansani Khaiz Khabar Ki
Wajah Se Dhada-Dhad Beek Rahe The….Nazi Germany
Ka Ek Shateer Jasoos Sheling Aise Mauqe Par
Giraftaar Kiya Gaya Hai Jab Ke Yahan Chandh Dost
Mulkon Ki Khufia Confrence Hone Wali Thi….Yeh
Wahi Sheling Tha Jo Germany Ki Shikast Ke Baad
Japan Ke Liye Kaam Karne Laga Tha….
Aur
Iski Wajah Se East Ke Bohathar Mulkon Ko
Khasaare (Ghate) Ka Saamna Karna Padha Tha….!
Sheling Ki Ek Bohath Hi Lambi History Thi
Aur
Wo Ek Khatarnaak Aadmi Samjha Jata Tha….Duniye
Ke Bohath Se Mulkon Ko Uski Talaash Thi….
Aur
Uski Pehchaan Sirf Yeh Thi Ke Uske Dahine
(Right) Haath Mein 6 Ungliyan Thi….
Lekin
Yeh Kisi Ko Na Maalum Ho Saka Ke Wo Kaise Pakdha
Gaya Tha
Aur
Pakadhne Wala Kaun Tha….!
Ab Imran Safdar Ko Paagal-Qaane Se Nikalwane Ki
Fikr Mein Padh Gaya….Isme Do Din Lag Gaye….
Aur
Jab Safdar Ko Haqeeqat Maalum Hui To Usne Imran
Hi Ke Andaaz Mein Sar Peetna Shuru Kar Diya….!
Dusri Taraf Sergent Nomani Apne Saathiyon Mein
Se Ek-Ek Ko Batata Fir Raha Tha Ke X-2 Bazaat
Khud Bhi Wahan Maujood Tha
Lekin
Usne Dur Hi Se Tamaasha Dekha Tha….
Fir
Bhi Wo Kitan Bakhabar Aadmi Hai….Ab Agar Hum
Mein Se Koi Kisi Musibath Mein Padh Jata Hai To
Kya Us Waqt Bhi Uski Haisiyath Ek Tamaashai Ki
Si Hoti….
Lekin
Imran Ne Haqeeqat Sirf Rushi Ko Batayi….!
Wo Black-Zero Tha….Imran Ne Kaha….Offoo Wo Ladki
Mujhe Fir Yaad Aa Gayi….Rushi….Main Uske Liye
Bohath Udaas Hu Wo Bezameer Nahi Thi….Bohath
Achi Ladki Thi….Uski Wajah Se Mujhe Badi Madad
Mili….
Varna
X-2 Ki Maati-Paleed Ho Gayi Hoti….Us Bechari Ne
Scheme Se Mujhe Pahle Hi Aagha Kar Diya Tha….Usi
Ki Bina Par Main Intezamaat Karne Ke Kaabil Ho
Saka Tha….Usne Mujhe Us Moqaam Ka Naam Bata Diya
Tha Jahan Hume Sab Se Pahle Jana Tha….
Lehaaza
Maine Black-Zero Ko Isse Aaghaa Kar Ke Hidayath
Kar Di Ke Wo Taxi Mein Chupne Ki Koshish
Kare….Zaahir Hai Ke Dikki Ke Alawa Aur Kahan
Chupta….
Magar
Tasavoor To Karo Din Bhar Dikki Mein Chupe Rehna
Kitna Mushkil Kaam Hai….Dam Ghoot Kar Rahe Jaye
Isliye
Wo Apne Saath Fire-Fighter Wala Libaas Le Gaya
Tha….Jiss Mein Gas Mask Bhi Maujood Tha….
Aur
Oxygen Ka Thaila Bhi….
Agar
Wo Aisa Na Karta To Shayad Ek Hi Ghante Mein
Uska Dam Ghoot Jata….!
Nomani Drive Kar Raha Tha….Hum Programme Ke
Mutabeekh Hum Sab Se Pahle Ek Khadim (Old)
Maghbara Dekhne Gaye….Wahan Nomani Ne Taxi
Jhadiyon Mein Khadi Ki Thi….
Isliye
Black-Zero Ko Dikki Mein Chupne Ka Mauqa Mil
Gaya
Aur
Koi Use Dekh Bhi Na Saka….!
Magar Wo Ladki Kaise Aa Takrayi Thi….Rushi Ne
Pucha
Imran Ne Bandaron Wala Waqiya Dohra Diya….
Aur
Rushi Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Boli….Isi Tarah Tum
Ne Meri Zindagi Bhi Barbaad Kar Di Thi….!
Hmmmm….Yeh Baat Mujhe Aaj-Tak Samajh Mein Nahi
Ayi Ke Aurtein Ahmaqo Mein Itni Dilchaspi Kyun
Leti Hai….Waise Maine Yeh Bhi Suna Hai Ke Aksar
Shohar Ahmaq Nikal Jaye To Wo Yeh Samajhti Hai
Ke Unki Taqdeer Phoot Gayi….!
Tumhe Sirf Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rehta Hai….Iski
Parwaah Nahi Hoti Kisi Par Kya Guzri Hai….Kaash
Tum Mein Thodi Si Insaniyath Bhi Hoti….!
Usi Shaam Ko Rahman Sahab Ka Phone Aya….Unhone
Use Ghar Bulaya….Zaahir Hai Unhe Yaqeeni Taur
Par Maalum Ho Gaya Ke Sheling Kaise Pakdha
Gaya….!
Imran Ghar To Jana Hi Chahta Tha….Yahi Bahana
Sahi….!
Rahman Sahab Mamul Ke Hisaab-E-Maamul Kadhe
Tevaron Se Pesh Aye….!
Maine Tumhe Mana Kiya Tha Na Ke Secrete-Service
Walon Ke Maamlaat Mein Pesh-Pesh Na Raha
Karo….Rahman Sahab Ne Kaha
Patthar Chaba Kar Pet Bhar Sakta To Na Jane Kab
Ka Jungle Ki Raah Le Chuka Hota….!
Kya Bas Yahi Ek Zariya-Maash (Source Of Income)
Rahe Gaya Hai….!
Jee Haa….Aur Bhi Hai….Imran Ahista Se
Bola….Magar Main X-2 Ke Chakkar Mein Bohath Buri
Tarah Phans Gaya Hu….Aap Khud Sonchiye Aaj-Tak
Use Kisi Ne Dekha Nahi….
Magar
Wo Har Waqt Mujhe X Ka Pahada Yaad Kar Sakta
Hai….!
Tum Darrte Ho Usse….?
Yaqeenan Darrta Hu Janab….Jab Uska Dil Chahta
Hai Apne Saathiyon Ko Beech Sadak Par Murgha
Bana Deta Hai….!
Dafa Ho Jao….Rahman Sahab Haath Utha Kar Bole….
Magar
Thahero….Tum Ne 10,11 Aadmiyon Ko Kiss Khanoon
Ke Taheth Maar Daala Hai….!
Arey Yeh Aap Kya Farma Rahe
Hai….Mmm….Mmmm….Maine 10,11 Aadmiyon Ko Maar
Daala….Kisi Ne Ghap Udhayi Hogi Janab….Maar-Peet
Se Main Humesha Dur Bhaagta Hu….
Agar
Takhreeron Se Kaam Na Chala To Seedhe Ghar Chala
Aya….Maar-Waar Usi X-2 Ne Hoga….Oh….Jumle Ki
Tarteeb (Settings) Ghalath Ho Gayi Pahle Faal
(Kriya)….
Fir….
Jee Haa….Yun Samjhiye Usi X-2 Ne….!
Bakwaas Bandh Karo….Main Tumhe Is Silsile Mein
Adalath Mein Talab Karunga….!
Daddy….Imran Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola….Main
Bohath Jald Is Shaher Se Kahin Aur Chala
Jaunga….Bohath Dur….
Aur
Mujhe Wo Taimur….Kya Kahte Hai Use….Tahevur
Baherhaal
Oh….Jee Haa….Main Kisi Ke Tasavoor Mein Bhi Na
Sakunga Daddy….Bas Chalta Jaunga….Chalta
Jaunga….Mere Pairon Ke Niche Registan….Nahi
Khazakistan….
Main Kehta Hu Ab Jao….Jab Khuda Tumhe Aql-Saleem
De Tab….
Aql-Saleem Mushkil Hai Daddy….
Kyun Ke
Saleem Akbar Ka Beta Tha
Aur
Akbar Ka Ustaad Tha Beharam Khan….!
Beram Khan….Rahman Sahab Jhalla Kar Bole
Chaliye Wohi Sahi
Magar
Akbar Aur Chadragupt Maurya Ko Sipaahgiri Usi Ne
Sikhayi Thi….
Imran….
Jee….!
Niklo Yahan Se….Varna….
Nahi….Naukaron Ko Na Bulaiye….Main Khud Hi Yeh
Khidmaat Anjaam De Lunga….!
Amma Bee Shayad Kisi Rishtedar Ke Yahan Dawath
Mein Shirkath Ke Liye Kahin Gayi Hui Thi
Isliye
Imran Ne Rahman Sahab Ke Kamre Se Nikal Kar
Phaatak Ki Raah Li….
Magar
Fauri Use Ruk Jana Padha….
Kyun Ke
Daudte Khadmo Ke Saath Hi Saath Apni Chacha Zaad
Baheno Ki Awaazein Bhi Sun Raha Tha….Wo Use
Pukaarti Hui Daudti Aa Rahi Thi….!
Hmmm….Haa….Haa….Jeeti Raho….Jeeti Raho….Imran Ne
Sar Hila Kar Unke Salaam Ka Jawaab Diya
Waah Bhai Jaan Chupke-Chupke Chale Jaa Rahe
The….Ek Ne Kaha
Aur
Saath Hi Imran Ki Tie Ki Giraah Bhi Durust Ki….!
Arey Dekho To….Dusri Boli….Jab Is Tarah Zaleel
Hi Karna Hota Hai To Chacha Jaan Bulate Hi Kyun
Hai….!
Ab Tum Hi Dekho….Imran Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein
Bola
Nahi….Waqai Chacha Jaan Ko Aisa Na Karna
Chahiye….!
Tum Log Jab Humdardi Se Pesh Aati Ho To Humara
Dil Bhar Aata Hai….
Aur
Das-Paanch Ko Qatl Kar Ke Switzerland Chala
Jau….Acha Ab Hum Chale Parsun Fir Ayenge….Arey
Haa….Parsun Wo Siyaam Ka Safed Haathi Aane Wala
Hai….Tumhe Dikhane Le Chalenge….Tata
Arey Suniye To Bhai Jaan….!
Nahi….Bas Ab Show Ka Waqt Khareeb Aa Raha Hai….!
Kaisa Show….?
Acha….Tumhe Shayad Maalum Nahi Ke Humne
Daulathmandi Se Ukta Kar Bulbul Talkies Mein
Gate-Keepari Kar Li….!
Nahi….!
Haa….Jab Bhi Sade-Baraah Aane Ke Class Mein Film
Dekhne Ka Irada Hoto Chali Aana Baitha
Denge….Tata
Imran Ne Do-Teen Lambi-Lambi Chalaange Lagayi
Aur
Phaatak Ke Bahar Tha….!
The End