Transformers Parody

Narrator: Robots from space have manifested Earth. They are very strange and take on
shapes of machines made by man. They have a second form as human shaped robots.
There are two different groups. One is gullible but have dignity while the other group is
not very smart, planning to destroy everything. The good group is called the Autobots
and the evil group, the Decepticons. The Decepticons right now are playing a game of
charades.

Scene 1: The Decepticon's Base

(Soundwave pretending to be something while the other Decepticons try and guess
what he is)

Barricade: Soundwave, are you supposed to be the letter T.

Soundwave: Negative.
Megatron: Silence fool, you're not allowed to speak during charades.
The Fallen: Megatron, do not speak to people like that. Only the leader can do that, and
that would be me.
Barricade: If were supposed to be evil gigantic robots why are we standing around
playing charades.
The Fallen: Your right. Megatron, Barricade, go get us some chairs.
(They go get five chairs)
The Fallen: That is better!
Starscream: Can we get back to the game because I think I got it. Soundwave you’re a
cassette player.
Megatron: That's what machine he is, not what he's acting as. Sometimes I think you
should just be quiet, Starscream.
The Fallen: Megatron, I'm warning you. I told you you're not allowed to speak to
anyone like that, only I am.
Megatron: Yes, Sir
The Fallen: I'm a lady
Megatron: Sorry ma'am
The Fallen: I was kidding
(Everybody laughs but Barricade and Megatron, who look irritated)
Barricade: Are we going to finish this game or are we going to tell jokes all day.
The Fallen: O.K., Let's do this
Barricade: Are you an Autobot with a bad back problem.
(Soundwave shakes his head)
Starscream: I still think he's a cassette player
The Fallen: We know, Starscream, we know. O.K., we give in, Soundwave. Tell us what
you are.
Soundwave: I was a bent lamppost
Starscream: How were we supposed to figure that out.
Barricade: Be quiet. You guys are giving me a headache. I'm also hungry and bored.
The Fallen: I've told you countless times that you can't be hungry, only bio-forms eat.
Barricade: Then what should we do
Megatron: How bout I build a super weapon and we face the Autobots.
Starscream: Yeah, I like that idea. You build a super weapon and we face the Autobots.
Then it doesn't work and we end up yelling retreat as we flee into the night. Fun, fun,
fun.
Barricade: He's right, they never work.
Megatron: That's not true. I had one almost, nearly 50% working, maybe, almost, 10%
of the tries.
Soundwave: Come on, Megatron. Get real.
Starscream: Don't be so mean to him, he does his best.
The Fallen: We're supposed to be mean, we're evil giant robots.
Megatron: Can we please get back to me and my idea.
All the Decepticons, except Megatron: NO!!!
Megatron: Come on guys please listen. It'll work this time. Either that or we'll die.
The Fallen: Fine we'll listen. But make this quick.
Megatron: So, here it is. We will sneak into the Autobots base and steal their mega
computer, teletron 5,001.
Soundwave: Isn't that a gaming computer?
Starscream: Yeah, I thought it was air hockey game.

Megatron: No, it's a mega computer.

Barricade: I'm pretty sure it's for gaming

The Fallen: Enough, I think Megatron is right. How will we steal it?

Megatron: We will send them fake papers saying that they must go to court for not
paying parking fines. While they're away we will sneak in and haul away teletron 5,001.

Starscream: It's perfect. It has to work, I feel it in my engine.

Barricade: Ever notice how we always lose even though we are military vehicles and the
Autobots are just a bunch of old cars.

Soundwave: But I'm a cassette player.

Barricade: Oh, I'm sorry, Soundwave. I'm sure the military uses cassette players. I'm
mean it's not as if the humans could create a better portable music player that has
better quality and doesn't require cassettes.

Soundwave: Thank you.

Megatron: Actually, they already did. Look at this. (Pulls out something out of his
pocket). It's called an iPod. It's so awesome. Look my favorite song is on. Whoa-oh,
whoa-oh Dude looks like a lady. Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Dude looks like a lady.
Soundwave: (Starts crying) I'm made out of components from an old Burger King stove.

Barricade: Speaking of Burger King, let's go there.

The Fallen: ENOUGH!!! Come on let's send those parking fees. Megatron, if this works,
I'll give you a cookie.

Megatron: But I don't like cookies, I don't eat anything.

The Fallen: STOP TALKING BACK TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Scene 2: Autobots' base

Narrator: The Autobots were sitting round when a mysterious person appeared and
handed the Autobot leader the fines.

Optimus Prime: Prowl, why haven't these parking fines been paid.

Prowl: I don't know, Prime. Isn't that Bumblebees' job. I mean it's not as if he does
anything else, other than sit around watching TV.

Prime: Prowl, you’re my most trusted officer, I just don't believe a word you say and I
don't trust you at all.

Prowl: Sorry, Prime. Here comes Bumblebee, you can ask him.

(Bumblebee, Skids, and Mudflap enter)

Skids: Yo, Mudflap lets go play a trick on the Decepticons today.

Mudflap: Yeah, let's do trick number 85,654.

Skids: He, he, he

Bumblebee: Prowl, what's going on.

Prowl: You forgot to pay these parking fees and now we have to go to court

Bumblebee: I didn't see any parking fees.

Prime: Either way it's your fault, Prowl.

Prowl: Well I've just been really stressed since I stepped on a human.
Prime: You what!!? That's it we have to go to court.

(Skids and Mudflap sneak up behind Bumblebee)

Skids and Mudflap: Atomic Robo-wedgie. (Don't really do it)

(Bumblebee falls down)

Prime: Get up Bumblebee, we're leaving now to defend the good name of the Autobots.

(Bumblebee gets up)

Bumblebee: Are you sure this isn't a trick?

Prime: Of course it's real. Bumblebee, why are you walking funny?

Bumblebee: Because them two gave me a wedgie

Prime: How did they give you a wedgie, you’re a robot you don't wear any clothes - - -
Never mind I don't want to know.

(Mudflap and Skids are laughing in the back)

Scene 3: Autobots Base

Narrator: While the Autobots went off to where they thought they would defend their
base, the Decepticons snuck to their base. To get in they were asked the question,
"What kind of card did Optimus Prime get for his birthday?", they had to answer aloud
to get in.

The Fallen: Hm, I know, a Christmas card.

Door: Nope

Megatron: I don't see why you're leader now. You're so stupid.

The Fallen: If you're so smart then what's the answer.

Megatron: (sticks his tongue out) Fine I will. It's a birthday card.

Door: Wrong again

Soundwave: Are you guys that old?! We're robots were created not born.
Megatron: Oh, yeah a creation card.

Door: Finally, I thought you guys were going to have me stand here all day.

( They walk in and Barricade finds something)

Barricade: Oo, look a burger. (bites it)

Starscream: There's a sign over where you got your burger. It says, "Cow pie sandwich,
disguised as a burger".

Barricade: Bleakk!! (Tosses the burger)

The Fallen: Hurry up, we have to steal teletron 5,001.

Scene 4: On the Road

Narrator: The Autobots are on their way home from court.

Bumblebee: I told you it was a trick, Prime.

Prime: Quiet, Bumblebee.

Skids: Remember how surprised the court was when they saw us.

Mudflap: And then when he asked if he should contact his lawyer.

Skids: And then he asked how much he should pay, before he finally realized that it was
a trick. (Skids goes over and pats him on the back)

Prime: You guys are so mean, You're going to make me cry.

Bumblebee: Don't be such a sore loser.

Prime: I thought I told you to be quiet.

Watch: The Decepticons are stealing something, somewhere.

Prowl: The who????

Watch: I don't know, I'm reading from the script.

Prime: What script???

Watch: The same one you have in your hand.

Prime: I don't know what you're talking about, I don't have a script in my hands

Watch: One: yes you do and Two: stop yelling in my face, your breath stinks.

Prime: Whatever, I don't care about you. Autobots we're at our base.

Watch: You don't care about me? I die now.

Prime: Great my watch is broken.

Scene 5: Autobots Base

The Fallen: Megatron, the Autobots are coming. Me, you, and Starscream will carry this
out. Barricade and Soundwave, you hold off the Autobots.

(Starscream tries to carry teletron 5,001, by himself. It's too heavy and he drops it on
himself. It crushes him)

Megatron: Great he's dead let's go.

(The Fallen pretends to kick him and he rolls off the stage. The Fallen and Megatron
sneak off, while Soundwave and Barricade wait for the Autobots)

Barricade: I'm bored.

Soundwave: How about we play patty cake.

Barricade: O.K.

Both: Patty cake, Patty cake - - - -

(Bumblebee, Prowl, and Prime walk in)

Prowl: Time to fight (trips and falls. Gets knocked unconscious)

Barricade and Soundwave: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Whew.

Barricade: Where is Skids and Mudflap I have a debt to pay to them.

Prime: They had to make a pit stop

Soundwave: Whatever, Let's fight!

Prime: Bumblebee, you take Soundwave and I'll take Barricade.

All: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot

(The Decepticons do rock and the Autobots do paper)

Barricade: We always lose 

(Out of nowhere the teletron 5,001, falls out of the sky and lands on Barricade)

Barricade: It's crushing me.

Prime: Hey, look the Decepticons' base is in the apartment room above us.

Bumblebee: I knew this building was weird.

(Soundwave pretends to kick Barricade and grabs teletron as he runs)

Scene 6: Decepticon's base

Soundwave: I'm here and I have teletron.

Megatron: Didn't I drop it on Barricade.

Soundwave: Yeah, you did.

(They plug it in)

The Fallen: It's just a gaming computer. And it only has pinball. Megatron, you are a
major idiot.

Megatron: Sorry.

(Soundwave has a heart attack)

Soundwave: Ayah, I'm dying from shock. (Rolls off stage)

(Skids and Mudflap run on stage)

Skids: Here's a little present from Skids and Mudflap.

Mudflap: Yeah, Super Explosive Bomb of Stink

(They jump off stage)

The Fallen : The stink, it's too much. At least I sent the most evil thing in the world to
destroy the Autobots.

(They die)

Scene 7: Autobot's Base

Narrator: After Prowl woke up the Autobots tell him what happened.

Prow: Wow, that's a lot. Is that truly what happened.

Bumblebee: More or less

Skids: My question is why did they steal teletron, I mean it's only a gaming computer.
It's not like it's a super weapon or anything.

Prime: Since we need a new gaming system what should we get, PlayStation3 or
Xbox360?

Skids: PS3

Mudflap: 360

Skids: No, PS3

Bumblebee: Hey, hey, let's get a Wii.

Skids: Say, Wha??? A Wii is for kids, not gigantic robots

Prowl: Yeah, Bumblebee, a Wii is for kids. I mean it's not as if we're a bunch of human
children ranging from 9 to 12. Jease

Skids: Have a little common sense.

(Knock at the door)

Skids: I hope it's more Decepticons, I got my Rock, Paper, Scissors, game all ready to roll.

Prime: Come in

Stranger: It's me Hello, Kitty!

Prowl: No, a thing born from evil.

Mudflap: It's too strong.

Bumblebee: IT only looks nice.

Skids: It's the most evil thing in the world.

Prime: We, Autobots say goodbye to this cruel world.

All: Goodbye, cruel world.

(They die)

Hello, Kitty: What, I did bring pizza.

Prowl: (stands up) I like pizza. Oh, yeah, I'm dead. (falls back down)

Narrator: And so endeth the tragic of ….. actually I'm not sure what that was supposed
to be. Where did I get this script anyway? And who wrote this? Because whoever did
doesn't seem to be too bright. I'm just glad it's over, thank God.