Assignment Week 6
Assignment Week 6
The most irritating of all ice cream eaters are the elegant creatures who
manage to devour a whole cone with delicate little nibbles and no dribble. The
thermometer might soar, the pavement might melt, but their ice cream stays as
firm and as rounded as was in the scoop. No drips, no minor calamities–and it’s
absolutely not fair, but what can you do about it?
Some of the strangest ice cream fans can be seen devouring sundaes and
banana splits. They are known as “layer by layer” types. First they eat the nuts
and coconut and whatever else is sprinkled on top. Then they eat the sauce; then
the banana, and finally the ice cream, flavor by flavor. Some might feel that they
are eating ingredients and not a sundae or a split, but what do they care?
________1. The main audience for "You Are How You Eat" is
a. people who eat a lot of ice cream.
b. the general reading public.
c. anyone who likes watching other people eat.
d. people who read magazines about ice cream.
These days Americans of all ages lead such hectic lives that home is often
little more than a place to sleep and change clothes. Family members see each
other in passing; they seldom share activities, let alone a daily meal. In the
morning, Mom and Dad rush off to work at 7:30 and the children leave for school
a half hour later. At 3:30, Betty goes directly from school to her part-time job at
Burger King. After returning to an empty house, Jason goes out to play for a
while and then eats dinner alone. When his parents arrive home at 6:30, he is in
his bedroom doing his homework. When Betty comes in the door a few hours
later, she yells a quick hello to her parents, grabs some leftovers from the
refrigerator, and heads for her room to eat at and relax. Because the family
members have different schedules, they have little chance to spend time with each
other.
From “American Schools Should Take a Lesson from Japan” in Steps in Composition, by
Lynn Quitman Troyka and Jerrold Nudelman
A baseball reporter once asked a coach of long and varied experience what
were his fondest memories of a lifetime in the game. The coach was removing his
uniform after a spring training workout, an aging man whose shrunken chest and
loose-fitting skin made him seem–to anyone but an experienced denizen of
baseball clubhouse–incredibly out-of-place in that world of speed and muscle and
skill. Yet, at the same time, the entire history of baseball seemed to reside in the
gray stubble on his face, the wrinkles in his neck, the dry flesh on his arms and
legs.
“Which stories do you want?” he asked the reporter. “The true ones or the
other ones?”
________1. The main audience for “From Baseball Anecdotes” is
a. people who are curious about baseball coaching.
b. people who who believe coaches should be athletic.
c. people who are interested in baseball
d. people who read magazines about athletes and coaches.