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International Reading
Association
Educational Press Paul A. Witty
Association of America Short Story Award 2008
Golden Lamp Award
Cheese, Louise!
I'm sick of it.
Doodlebug & Dandelion
The Meaning of Weird
by Pamela Dell Art by Dom Mansell
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warrior. And it was the most stupid “Get down here, you stinky little
“scene” she’d ever seen. But she bit pork pies, and see what I’ve got!”
her lip and zoomed in for a closeup. Soon all three cousins were sitting in
“Viking Forkbeard!” she directed. the Pinkleys’ dim and dusty basement
“Show me your glee at defeating the screening room. Aside from the lumpy
enemy hordes!” old couch and the ancient video player,
Doodlebug raised his arms and the room was decorated with Mr.
screamed, “YAAAAAAWWWW! Pinkley’s least successful sculptures. The
I am the conqueror!” family rarely used the room except for
“Cut!” Dandelion cried. She an occasional home movie. But Punky
couldn’t take it anymore. had insisted they watch the Cover Kid
Just then the doorbell rang. video he’d just finished.
Doodlebug and Dandelion recog- As the lights dimmed, Punky
nized Punky’s voice downstairs. appeared onscreen riding a fake
Fine, so long as she stays out here with me.
Oui, we are. We're
We've got to do something about Pip
feeding zem.
and Squeak.
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Tomiko, Dandelion’s best friend Dandelion held up two battery-
from across the street, arrived in powered round things that looked
minutes. She’d brought all kinds of like tiny Ferris wheels. “We can do
gadgets and contraptions, including a lot with this stuff,” she said.
a robotic arm and a funnel with a “Punky doesn’t have a chance,”
long, coiled tube at the end. Doodlebug added, feeling more
“These are some of my better confident. “Let’s show him the real
inventions, made with help from meaning of weird!”
my dad,” Tomiko said. Her dad, an
inventor, had the best workshop the B
Be Continued
Pinkley kids had ever seen. What should Doodlebug put in his video?
Send your weirdest ideas to
“Fantastic!” Doodlebug chirped. [email protected].
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Jumping on the Bed
Wind rushes past my eardrums,
a cyclone raging near.
My toes are rockets blasting off.
The bedsprings creak in fear.
by Nadine Cranenburgh
Art by Daniel Guidera
text © 2017 by Nadine Cranenburgh, art © 2017 by Daniel Guidera 9
Too Many Dragons
S KOKI LIVED IN another world not far from
our world but far enough away. Her world had many
things our world has, like green grass and apple trees
and fluffy clouds. But her world also had something we
don’t have: dragons. Lots and lots of them. When Skoki
woke up in the morning and looked outside, she saw
at least a dozen dragons, blue and green and orange
ones, perched in her backyard. One larger dragon
usually was crouching on top of her family’s garage,
flapping its silver wings and breathing out bright flames.
Sometimes, she even found tiny dragons tangled
in her hair.
by Debbie Urbanski
Welcome home, They're not babies
Oh my! Art by Giovanni Abeille
Ophelia! anymore. They're almost
text © 2017 by Debbie Urbanski, art © 2017 by Giovanni Abeille
full grown!
Big enough *cough* to
be out on their own.
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Skoki was pretty happy in her world except for one thing:
she was sick of all the dragons. She was tired of them crawling
across her bedroom ceiling at night. She was tired of finding
a dragon curled up on her porch in the morning, blocking her
way to school. She was tired of dragons being all sorts of colors—
pink, grey, violet, silver—but never brown, her favorite color.
To be honest, she wished the dragons would go away and be
replaced by the strange creatures she had only read about in books.
Brown creatures with six legs and the cutest antennae coming
out of their heads.
Rare and mythical creatures called
stinkbugs.
In her bedroom, Skoki drew pic-
tures of stinkbugs, filled her shelves
with books about stinkbugs, and
piled stuffed animals in the shapes
of stinkbugs onto her bed. She loved
their stripes. She loved their beady
eyes. She loved their spindly legs.
“Why don’t you read about some-
thing real, like dragons?” Skoki’s
mom suggested, shooing a glittery
dragon off the countertop. Like
many parents, Skoki’s mom believed
their world was the only world that
existed. Outside several more drag-
ons, larger ones, crowded around
their dragon feeder.
They've gone from cute little Mais oui, but zey are still Except those b ad eyes—like
fur balls to spindly—long and zooooooo cute. tiny, shiny beads.
thin—rodents.
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But Skoki knew in her heart that,
somewhere, in some other world,
stinkbugs were real.
One afternoon she was flying her
favorite kite, the one shaped like a
stinkbug with darting eyes, when
she spotted a shining pool of light
in the distance. How strange. There
wasn’t supposed to be a shining pool
of light there. She ran down the hill
and saw the light was coming from
a small puddle. Beside the puddle
she saw a boy holding a map and a
compass in his hands.
“Who are you?” Skoki asked.
The boy’s name was Charlie. “I’m
from Chicago,” said Charlie, pointing
to the puddle.
“Chicago is a puddle?” asked Skoki.
“No, silly, it’s a city!” Charlie said.
“I think that puddle is how I got here.
It’s not a puddle really. It’s magic. It’s
my way back home.” He turned the
compass and checked his map. “But
I don’t think I brought the right map
for this place. Where are we?”
At that moment, a miniature
yellow dragon crawled out of
Thistle dear, I'm afraid Sonya is
Mousies must
right. It's time for Pip and Squeak
run free!
They really should to leave our basement.
find a bigger home
out in the meadow. Um . . . OK. I'll ask'em.
But I don't think
12 they're gonna like it.
Skoki’s hair and perched on her
shoulder. Skoki sighed. Another
dragon. But Charlie gasped. “Is
that a real dragon?!” he asked.
The next moment, a bug with
six legs and striped antennae
appeared on Charlie’s shoulder.
It must have fallen out of his hair.
Charlie shook his head. But Skoki
gasped.
“Is that a real stinkbug?” Skoki
shouted. “I’ve always wanted to
live in a world with stinkbugs!”
She lifted the bug off of Charlie’s
shoulder.
“Take him, he’s yours!” Charlie
said. “We have a thousand of them
at my house.” He picked up the
dragon from Skoki’s shoulder.
When he ran his fingers along the
dragon’s scales, the dragon let out
a soft purr of flame.
“He likes you! Keep him. Please.
I think there are a thousand drag-
ons at my house,” Skoki laughed.
Charlie had promised his par-
ents he’d be back by dinner. That
left Skoki three hours to show her
Pip and Squeak say no. They won't go.
They like it here. Very very much.
*gulp* It was just a suggestion . . .
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new friend the best spots for dragon
viewing. Charlie oohed over the
Dragon Perch, an ancient tree covered
in ruby-eyed dragons with gold scales.
He ahhed over the Grotto, where the
largest dragons sang wordless songs as
they curled around their eggs.
“I guess dragons can be pretty
amazing sometimes,” Skoki said.
The stinkbug in her hand wiggled
an antenna. “But they’re nowhere
near as amazing as my stinkbug,”
she added. When the sun dipped
behind the hill, she and Charlie ran
back to their magical puddle.
“Next week, you should come to
my world—to Chicago!” Charlie
said. “I’ll show you all the stinkbugs
you want.” The little striped dragon
peeked out of Charlie’s pocket and
winked.
“It’s a deal,” Skoki called out.
Several dragons were fluttering
around her head, as always, but this
time she didn’t shoo them away. And
her very own stinkbug—brown, slow,
and real!—tickled her fingers as she
ran all the way home.
by Lewis Carroll
Art by Jani Orban
art © 2017 by Jani Orban
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And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
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“And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
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Fabulous Facts:
Invented Words
DID YOU KNOW all the words in “Jabberwocky,” the poem
that starts on page 15? We didn’t! That’s because the poem’s author,
Lewis Carroll, made many of them up.
Most of those words didn’t catch on, but “chortled” did. It’s now
in the dictionary as a verb meaning “to chuckle and snort.”
Lewis Carroll is a famous inventor of words, but there are many
others. The playwright William Shakespeare was the first to write
the words:
dawn lonely
excitement
skim milk
dewdrop
leaky
batty moonbeam
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thinker
The rapper Lil
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word
make bl i
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popular. It mea
ns “fancy jewe
lry.” MATHEMATICS.
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Rhyme Time Riddlers
Each of these pictures represents a two-word rhyme.
Can you guess them all?
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by Sharon R. Porterfield
Art by Merrill Rainey Answers on page 35
20 art © 2017 by Merrill Rainey
Career Cat
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“I am a no-good failure of a man!” Each day, she buys a shiny can of
A man in a suit slumped beside tuna with a cheerful fish on the label.
Bonnie under the tree. His clothes Every once in a while, if she has a bit
were wrinkled and he had bags under of time, she will chirp a greeting to
his eyes the size of suitcases. Cleo on her bookshelf. But she is a
“I can’t keep being late to work professional now and can lose no
or I’ll be fired!” time chatting.
Suddenly, Bonnie turned her
big Siamese-blue eyes to him.
Oh, if there was one thing she
was really great at . . .
‘’‘
Every day at seven in the morning,
Bonnie wakes up and carefully
washes her paws and face. She sets
off in a busy trot, slips into her
client’s apartment building, and
takes the elevator to the sixth floor.
She enters apartment 603 through
a kitty door.
Once inside, in the manner of
cats all over the world, she sits on
his face until he wakes up. She’s so
good at waking up her human that
sometimes all it takes is a mournful
stare and whiny mew, and her boss
will jump right out of bed. He’ll
never be late for work again!
Me out—in the cold.
I had to adopt him.
He's so cute! And he Who could say no to zees eyes, zo
was all alone. big and mournful—full of sorrow?
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Whisker-Lickin’ Doggo Biscuits
by S. Jackson Art by Thao Lam
Your favorite pupper friend will love you even more
if you bake these treats!
What You’ll Need: 3. Stir in the beef broth and peanut butter.
1 cup whole-wheat flour Mix well until a thick dough forms. You
1 cup oats might need to add extra broth.
½ cup flaxseed 4. Mold dough into a ball, then flatten it
½ cup beef broth out into a fat pancake about ¼ inch
¼ cup peanut butter thick.
bowl 5. Use cookie cutters to cut biscuits into
cookie cutters fun shapes. Make sure they’re not too
cookie sheet big for your pup!
cooking spray 6. Grease cookie sheet with cooking
spray.
What to Do: 7. Place biscuits on cookie sheet. Bake
1. Have an adult help you preheat for 20 minutes or until golden brown.
oven to 350°F. Ask an adult to remove the biscuits to
2. In a mixing bowl, combine the a tray to cool. Then feed one or two
dry ingredients—the whole-wheat to your best friend (but only if that
flour, oats, and flaxseed. friend is a dog).
S OUTH KOREA IS sometimes
called “The Land of the Morning
The Day the
Calm.” That morning, the mist
outside my bedroom window was so
Sea Split
thick the nearby mountains were
invisible. By afternoon the moun-
tains would look green and crisp,
but today, I would not be there to
see them.
“Hyun Mi!” Mama called from
the kitchen. “Come eat your break-
fast. We have to hurry!” I joined
my family for kimchi and soup, and
then we set off for the train station.
From the train I watched farmers
hunched over in the rice fields.
Occasionally we passed between city
skyscrapers. I knew we were headed
toward Jindo Island, although I didn’t
know why. Papa insisted that it was
a surprise. He turned to me and
asked, “Do you believe in miracles,
Hyun Mi?” I shrugged, and he just
smiled.
My little brother Min Ho didn’t
seem to care where we were going. beard was real. Just as he reached for
He made his way up the aisle, the man’s chin, Mama pulled him
stopping to ask an old man if his back. Papa and I laughed.
Voilà! 'Ere eez zome kimchi Kimchi?—the spicy Korean
for zee sweet, petite kitty. dish made with pickled fish?
Just in time for the
by Laura Boffa cat-against-mouse battle!
Art by Yoshiko Z. Jaeggi
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When we stepped off the train, trying to lick my face when Papa
we were wrapped in a strong, salty sea called my name.
breeze. Even though Jindo wasn’t a “Goodbye, puppy,” I said, petting
big city like ours, it was packed with his fluffy head. “I wish we had more
more people than I had ever seen, time to play.”
from all over the world. Min Ho Papa was holding up a pair of
wanted to run straight into the water, bright green boots and grinning. I
but something else caught my eye. pulled them on, the rubber squeezing
A group of big, tan Jindo dogs was my legs.
doing tricks in the sand—rolling Suddenly the crowd let out a
over, catching Frisbees, and even wave of gasps. Papa lifted me up
playing dead. Next to them was a onto his shoulders to see. I couldn’t
squirming ball of puppies. One was believe it—the sea was splitting apart!
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It looked as if someone had taken toward the island where we were
a pair of scissors and cut it in half. headed, “but they accidentally
A straight path of sand emerged, left Grandma Ppong behind. She
stretching from the beach to the prayed to the Dragon King of the
next island like a bridge. Then all Sea to help her, and he parted
the people, as if to fill the space left the ocean so that she could walk
empty by the ocean, started to walk across, like we’re doing now.”
along the path. Min Ho wasn’t even listening.
As we followed the crowd, Papa He was chewing on dried squid and
pointed to a stone statue of a held a piece under his nose like a
woman kneeling. “That’s Grandma moustache, laughing. I watched
Ppong. According to a legend, the the water fill into my muddy foot-
town of Jindo was once attacked by steps. I didn’t believe in any Drag-
tigers. The people escaped by taking on King, but just in case, I asked
a raft to Modo,” he said, nodding him to keep us safe.
No time to think! Get Pip! Squeak! Someone
Sam's cat costume down there, Sa . . . I wants to meet you.
fooled Thistle and mean, Kitty.
Miro, but will it fool
the mice?
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I worried that the water might coming from colorful food tents.
close back up while we were in the Traditional drummers played into
middle of the ocean, but Mama the sunset, and later, women began
assured me the path would last an to sing and dance to the full moon.
hour. When we finally reached But soon it was time to catch the
Modo, the waves were just starting ferry back to Jindo.
to lick at our rubbery green ankles. “How about a souvenir?” Mama
We breathed in the delicious smells said slyly as we crossed the windy
beach.
“You mean, a shell or a postcard?”
I asked.
“Actually,” she answered, “your
father and I thought you might like
a Jindo puppy. That is, if you can
help us take care of it.” I smiled at
the sea shining in the moonlight.
My wish had come true!
I found the Jindo puppies still
wiggling in the sand. One of them
jumped right up to meet me. “Yes,
I remember you!” I exclaimed,
laughing as he licked my face.
Papa fell asleep on the long train
ride home, and Mama was reading.
I held the warm puppy on my lap,
stroking his ears, and turned to my
brother. “Min Ho?” I whispered,
“Do you believe in miracles?”
I'm keeping this cheese cube forever !
Un momento! Wait! You don't think they' ll
and ever as a souvenir—a reminder— attack Sam?—I mean, Kitty? Ophelia, your house
of our mice pals. will be mouse free in
five, four, three . . .
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The Moses Miracle
Every spring, people come from all over the world to
walk the muddy path that stretches across the Yellow
Sea, connecting the South Korean islands of Jindo and
Modo. This unique phenomenon is sometimes called
“The Moses Miracle” because it appears that the sea
is miraculously parting, like it did for Moses in the
Bible. The path is actually caused by an extremely
low tide that reveals a natural sandbar between the
two islands. The sandbar is nearly 2 miles long and
130 feet wide, but it lasts for only an hour before
vanishing back beneath the tide—just enough time to
travel across.
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Dear Everybuggy, Dear Spider,
I like your magazine. It is the best In your next magazine can you make a Dear Spider and Company,
magazine ever. I really enjoy your comics. pumpkin patch and put in all the pets kids want I love your magazine! My favorite part
Has Miro come up with any new recipes you to adopt? Can you put my dog Luna, too? is “Ophelia’s Last Word.” I like to play
lately? Daniela E. Rodríguez, age 9 piano and volleyball. Can you have this
I hope you will adopt my pet from San Juan, Puerto Rico kitty in your next magazine? Pretty please
China. His name is Po-Po. He likes to sit with a cherry on top? His name is Harold.
next to me when we read Spider magazine Elizabeth De Vault, age 10
and he doesn’t eat bugs! He sleeps for Alexandria, Indiana
iders.
three hours a day and he loves spiders
He’s really fun to dance with. Dear Bill,
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hat looks like a
guinea pig? He is two months old.
Dear Teddy, Spider, I love your magazines!
Miro is working on a special green pea Asher Ben Deri, age 8
soup for St. Patrick’s Day! Agoura Hills, Californnia
Bon appétit,
Ophelia Dear Spider,
I really like “Doodlebug and Dandelion.” I Send your letters to
Dear Thistle, liked
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MAGICAL MISCHIEF
Rhyme Time
Riddlers
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Mind-Buggggler BLUE SHOE
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WET PET
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My cat can jump fail math?
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is best at
What dog
What kind
of cat floats?
A bobcat!
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