Not Your Nana’s Yarnwork 

Winston the Willy- Amigurumi Penis Pattern

 
 
 
Abbreviations 
● st = stitch or stitches 
● sc = single crochet 
● 2sc = increase 
● f/o = fasten off 
 
Supplies Needed 
● 4mm hook 
● Worsted weight yarn in tan, peach, 
and dark peach (or colors of your 
choice) 
● Darning needle 
● Polyester fiberfill 
● 6mm safety eyes  
● Pink fabric paint & paintbrush 

 
 
Who knew genitalia could be so cute?! Meet Winston, the adorable crochet willy (or 
penis, knob, ding ding, dong, schlong, dick, prick- whatever you want to call him, he 
doesn’t mind!). With this pattern you get to make your own Winston, heck, make an 
army of Winstons- we need more adorable crochet penises in the world. This should 
be a relatively easy pattern for crocheters of any level, but there is a bit of sewing, and 
you must be able to read your stitches. Your finished willy will measure approximately 
5 ½ inches tall. As always, I recommend reading this pattern through before 
beginning. 
 
You are welcome to make as many penises as you wish for yourself, friends, or family 
using this pattern. You are also welcome to sell them, so long as I am credited for the 
design. Do NOT sell or reproduce this pattern. 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Designed and Written by Crystal Mihaylo Pickrel - Not Your Nana’s Yarnwork - 2019 - All Rights Reserved 
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Head 
Using peach yarn 
Round 1: 5sc in magic ring, pull tight (5) 
Round 2: 2sc in each st (10) 
Round 3: *sc in 1 st, 2sc in next st* repeat around (15) 
Round 4: *sc in 2 st, 2sc in next st* repeat around (20) 
f/o, make another and leave a longer tail on the second one for sewing. 

 
Take the 2 circles you just made, and sew them together, with the insides facing out. 
Sew into 12 stitches from each circle leaving the rest exposed. Once you’re finished 
sewing, turn right side out. Keep the tail for sewing the head to the shaft. Count the 
stitches you have remaining at the bottom of the head; there should be 16. Set aside, 
and begin making the shaft. 

 
 
 

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Shaft 
Using tan yarn 
Round 1: 5sc in magic ring, pull tight (5) 
Round 2: 2sc in each st (10) 
Round 3: *sc in 1 st, 2sc in next* repeat around (15) 
Rounds 4-10: sc in each st (15) 

 
Now is a good time to sew the head to the shaft. Place the head on top of the shaft, and 
sew it on, working only into the inside loops of the last row of the head. You will be 
working single crochets into the outside loops next, so leave them exposed. Take your 
time to make sure the head is sewn on neatly and straight. The upper most loops 
should be sewn between rows 6&7, the bottom most loops should be sewn between 
rows 8&9. 

 
Once you’ve finished sewing, turn the tip of the penis upside down. Using peach yarn, 
insert your hook into of the loops you left exposed and work sc all the way around. 
After you’ve finished, f/o, begin stuffing the tip, and continue working on the shaft. 

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Rounds 11-13: sc in each st (15) 
Now is when you should give your penis his face :) Attach the safety between rows 
10&11 of the shaft, about 5 st apart. Embroider the smile using dark peach yarn. Stuff a 
little more, and finish the remaining rounds of the shaft. 

 
Rounds 14-25: sc in each st (15) 
Finish stuffing the shaft, f/o, and make the balls. 
 
 
Balls 
Using tan yarn 
Round 1: 6sc in magic ring, pull tight 
(6) 
Round 2: 2sc in each st (12) 
Round 3: *sc in 1 st, 2sc in next* repeat 
around (18) 
Rounds 4-6: sc in each st (18) 
Round 7: *sc in 1 st, decrease next 2 st* 
repeat around (12) 
f/o and leave a tail for sewing. Make   
another, but do not cut the tail or f/o 
the second one, you will be continuing 
from the last st of round 7 later.  

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Sew the balls to each other, sewing into 5 st from each ball (make sure you are 
working into the 5 st above where you left off on round 7 of the second ball) and 
leaving the rest exposed.  

 
Next, sew the balls to the shaft, working into 6 stitches at the top of the balls (3 from 
each ball), and 5 stitches at the front of the shaft. Now when you turn your penis 
around, there will be an opening where the shaft meets the balls. 

 
 

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Closing up the back 

 
Round 1: sc in each st, working over any tails you have left from sewing (18) 
Round 2: *sc in 1 st, decrease next 2 st* repeat around (12) 
Make sure everything is stuffed properly 
Round 3: decrease 2 st x6 (6) 
℅ and use the tail to close any gaps you may have between the balls. 
 
Your willy is now finished! 
 

 
 
If you wish to add a little blush effect to the cheeks, just mix a bit of fabric paint with 
water and apply with a small paintbrush. (Photos on next page) Be sure to test the 
saturation on a piece of paper towel, or even some scrap yarn before applying to your 
finished amigurumi.  

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Send me your dick pics! 
I really hope you enjoyed this pattern and that you love your finished Winston- please 
be sure to tag any photos of your finished willies at @notyournanasyarnwork on 
instagram. 
If you have any questions regarding this pattern, feel free to contact me at 
[email protected]​. 
 
And if you REALLY loved this pattern and you want to show your appreciation + fuel 
my creativity for future patterns, you can send me a cup of coffee on ko-fi!  
ko-fi.com/notyournanasyarnwork 
 

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