Scream 4
Scream 4
Written by
Kevin Williamson
5/17/10
INT. HOUSE - NIGHT
FADE IN:
SHERRIE
Hello?
MAN’S VOICE
(from phone)
Hello.
SHERRIE
Yes?
MAN’S VOICE
Who is this?
SHERRIE
Who are you calling?
MAN’S VOICE
Who am I speaking to?
SHERRIE
Wrong number.
TRUDIE
Who was that?
SHERRIE
Nobody. Are you making popcorn?
TRUDIE
No, did you pick a movie?
SHERRIE
We’re going scary. SAW 4.
TRUDIE
I saw it in the theater. It sucks.
And it’s not scary -- it’s gross.
I hate that torture porn shit.
SHERRIE
How do you really feel? I like
Jigsaw. He kills people very
creatively.
TRUDIE
But you don’t give a shit who dies.
There’s no character development.
Just body parts ripping and blood
spewing. Blaaaah.
SHERRIE
Who do you keep texting?
TRUDIE
I have a Facebook stalker. He
keeps leaving me messages.
SHERRIE
Like what?
TRUDIE
Just stuff. Like, “Hey, what’s up.
You’re hot. I wanna kill you.”
SHERRIE
Delete him.
TRUDIE
I did. He hacked his way back in.
SHERRIE
Report him.
TRUDIE
He’s really hot. Wanna see?
SHERRIE
That’s Channing Tatum.
TRUDIE
It is not? Is it?
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SHERRIE
From his Abercrombie days. You’re
being punked.
The PHONE RINGS again. Sherrie goes for the kitchen phone.
SHERRIE (CONT’D)
(into phone)
Hello?
MAN’S VOICE
(from phone)
Who is this?
SHERRIE
The more impatient version of the
person you just spoke to.
MAN’S VOICE
I’m sorry. You don’t have to be a
bitch about it.
SHERRIE
Of course I don’t. Eat me.
MAN’S VOICE
You hang up on me and I’ll cut into
your neck until I feel bone.
TRUDIE
(to Sherrie)
Who is it?
SHERRIE
It’s for you.
TRUDIE
Hello?
MAN’S VOICE
Who is this?
TRUDIE
(into phone)
Trudie. Who is this?
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MAN’S VOICE
This is the last person you’re ever
going to see alive.
TRUDIE
(into phone)
What?
SHERRIE
It’s a prank. Hang up.
TRUDIE
Why’d you hand the phone to me?
SHERRIE
You’re the one with the stalker.
TRUDIE
Are the doors locked?
SHERRIE
Don’t freak out.
TRUDIE
Let it ring.
TRUDIE (CONT’D)
(reading)
It’s from stalker boy.
(holds it up)
“Answer the phone.”
SHERRIE
Oh for god’s sake. It’s a joke,
Trudie. I bet it’s Lexi or Karen.
SHERRIE (CONT’D)
Where are you going?
TRUDIE
To make sure the front door is
locked.
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TRUDIE
Don’t answer it.
SHERRIE
It’s a joke, Trudie. Someone made
a dummy profile and now they’re
trying to scare you.
TRUDIE
(calling out)
Who is it?
(no answer)
I said -- who is it?
(still no answer)
Let’s call the cops.
TRUDIE (CONT’D)
“I dare you to open the door.”
TRUDIE (CONT’D)
No, Sherrie. Don’t.
SHERRIE
Who emails you from the front
porch?
SHERRIE (CONT’D)
One of our asshole friends, that’s
who. I bet it’s Karen and Lexi.
TRUDIE
No, don’t, I’m scared.
SHERRIE
Or Barry or Lance. It could be
anyone we know. Lisa, Bailey,
Wayne, or the hopeful long shot --
Channing Tatum.
SHERRIE (CONT’D)
There’s no one out here.
SHERRIE (CONT’D)
What does it say?
TRUDIE
It says, “I’m not outside. I’m
right behind...”
TRUDIE has time to register this. She spins around to see a--
STAB 6
GIRL’S VOICE (O.S.)
You’re fucking kidding me.
RACHEL and CHLOE, both 17. Best friends. Rachel grabs the
remote. Shuts off the TV. She’s the more outspoken one.
RACHEL
That was so fucking stupid. Pure
horse shit. The death of horror.
Right here. In front of us.
CHLOE
I jumped. It scared me.
RACHEL
A fucking Facebook killer? You’re
kidding me, right?
CHLOE
It’s a few years old. Now, it
would be twitter. Which would make
a lot more sense.
RACHEL
A bunch of articulate teenagers sit
around and deconstruct horror
movies until a ghost face kills
them one by one. It’s been done to
death. The whole self-aware, post-
modern meta-shit is over. Stick a
fork in 1996 already.
CHLOE
I like STAB movies. They’re
scarier. It’s not torture porn or
zombies or aliens or Asian ghost
girls. There’s something real
about a guy with a knife. Who just
snaps. It could really happen.
Rachel opens a soda and starts back to the couch where she
plops back down next to Chloe.
RACHEL
I can’t do it. These sequels don’t
know when to stop. They just keep
recycling the same shit. Even the
opening scene. Some random girl
gets a call that undoubtedly ends
in her getting killed. It’s all so
predictable, there’s no element of
surprise, you see everything
coming...
CHLOE
Did that surprise you?
RACHEL
(barely audible)
Why....
CHLOE
Because you talk too much. Now
shut the fuck up and watch the
movie.
STAB 7
The CAMERA PULLS BACK REVEALING--
JENNY
Oh God, I love it. I’ve seen this
movie five times. It gets me every
time.
MARNIE
You’re kidding? I don’t get it.
JENNY
It’s like a TWILIGHT ZONE movie
within a movie.
MARNIE
I get that. But it’s illogical.
It begs the question. If the
beginning of STAB 7 is STAB 6?
What’s at the beginning of STAB 6?
STAB 5? And, if so, what was STAB
4 about?
JENNY
You’re over-thinking it.
MARNIE
You know what kills me? Somewhere,
someone thought that was clever.
(MORE)
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MARNIE (CONT'D)
There’s a reason I don’t watch
these movies.
JENNY
I can’t believe you’ve never seen
them. We live in Woodsboro.
MARNIE
This has nothing to do with
Woodsboro. I thought STAB was
based on true stories.
JENNY
The first three, the trilogy, was
all about Sidney Prescott and the
Woodsboro Murders.
MARNIE
You know my mom went to school with
her--
JENNY
After that, they just kept making
lame ass sequels. Money.
MARNIE
Do we have to finish it? I know
it’s the anniversary of the
Woodsboro massacre but I hate
horror.
JENNY
Did you hear that?
MARNIE
I didn’t hear anything.
JENNY
I did.
MARNIE
Don’t try and scare me. I didn’t
hear anything.
JENNY
I’m not trying to scare you.
MARNIE
You do this all the time.
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JENNY
No, I don’t.
MARNIE
Halloween night? When I walked
into the kitchen and found you dead
on the floor with blood everywhere?
JENNY
It was Halloween. Lighten up.
MARNIE
Where are you going?
JENNY
I heard something.
MARNIE
Are we the only ones here?
Jenny nods.
JENNY
I’m gonna check it out.
MARNIE
I know you’re trying to scare me.
JENNY
I swear I’m not.
MARNIE (O.S.)
What is it?
JENNY
I left a window open.
MARNIE
That was stupid.
IN THE BEDROOM
JENNY
I’m just gonna check it out.
IN THE BEDROOM
Jenny has a cell phone in her hand. She’s the one who’s
calling her own house.
JENNY (CONT’D)
Marnie?
MARNIE
(into phone)
Hello.
MAN’S VOICE
Hello. Who is this?
MARNIE
Marnie. Who’s this?
MAN’S VOICE
The last person you’re ever going
to see alive.
MARNIE
So lame.
IN THE BEDROOM
JENNY
I’m sorry. I had to.
MARNIE
(from phone)
You bitch. So not funny.
JENNY
Somebody falls for it every year.
MARNIE
I don’t know why you get off on
this shit -- AAHHHH...
JENNY
(into phone)
Marnie? Marnie?
JENNY
Marnie?
Jenny enters to find the room completely dark and empty. The
back patio doors are wide open. Jenny looks around.
JENNY
Marnie? Where’d you go?
MARNIE
Gotchya. You should have seen your
face.
MARNIE (CONT’D)
I knew you were up to something.
How’d you do the voice on the
phone?
JENNY
An app I downloaded.
MARNIE
Can we please stop scaring each
other now? It’s bad enough we’ve
had to grow up in this town.
JENNY
Okay, okay, you got me.
They both plop back down on the couch. The glass doors open
behind them.
MARNIE
What now?
JENNY
Wanna watch something else?
MARNIE
We can watch the rest of the movie.
JENNY
We don’t have to.
Neither see the GHOST FACED FIGURE that enters through the
sliding glass doors. It slowly makes its way to the couch.
MARNIE
It’s okay. Now that I’m in the
mood.
JENNY
Are you sure?
MARNIE
Might as well.
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Jenny reaches for the remote control. Just as the GHOST FACE
raises the knife.
JENNY
You like horror movies. You’re not
fooling anybody.
As Jenny hits PLAY. The Ghost Face STRIKES with the knife.
SCREAM 4
EXT. WOODSBORO - MORNING - ESTABLISHING
GALE
You’re buzzing.
DEWEY
You know what today is, right?
Gale nods.
DEWEY (CONT’D)
Are you going?
DEWEY (CONT’D)
I think it would be nice if you
went.
Gale studies herself in the mirror. She’s not the same Gale.
There’s something missing.
GALE
I’m sorry about last night. I
wasn’t in the right space.
DEWEY
Wanna talk about it?
DEWEY
Slow down.
KIRBY
Shit. Fuck.
JILL ROBERTS
KIRBY
Okay, don’t get upset. Trevor
called me last night.
JILL
Why is he calling you?
KIRBY
He knows I have your ear and he
wants to work it out.
(looks across the street)
Where’s Olivia?
JILL
What did Trevor have to say?
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KIRBY
He was fishing. He wants to know
how upset you are.
JILL
What did you tell him?
KIRBY
Epic grief. Not since Bella fucked
the werewolf have you known such
grief.
JILL
(re: Olivia)
Can we not talk about this now?
The car door opens. Kirby nods. Gets it. But as Olivia
crams into the back seat.
OLIVIA
Okay, so Trevor called me last
night.
Jill throws her hands up. WTF? Kirby hits the gas and they
take off.
JILL
He called both of you? What is he
thinking?
OLIVIA
He wants to kiss and make up.
JILL
That’s not going to happen.
OLIVIA
Not Lady Gaga. For god’s sake,
change your ringtone. Can we hate
her yet? I so wanna hate her.
JILL
Why is Jenny Randall calling me?
OLIVIA
I don’t know. I don’t like Jenny
Randall. She threw up on me at
Tony Marshall’s luau.
JILL
(into cell)
Hello?
MAN’S VOICE
Hello, Jill.
KIRBY
(to Olivia)
That luau was freshman year.
OLIVIA
(to Kirby)
I didn’t say my anger was rational.
JILL
(into cell)
Jenny? Is this you?
MAN’S VOICE
What’s your favorite scary movie?
JILL
Okay, who is this?
KIRBY
(to Jill)
What does she want?
JILL
(into cell)
Where’s Jenny? Who is this?
MAN’S VOICE
I asked you a question. What’s
your favorite scary movie?
JILL
I’m hanging up.
JILL (CONT’D)
That was so weird. I just got a
prank phone call from Jenny
Randall.
OLIVIA
Jenny Randall is weird. Her and
her little Marnie the Carny friend
are freaks.
KIRBY
It’s Massacre Week. People go
looney, remember?
DEPUTY HICKS
Hey, Sheriff. It looks like the
celebration has begun.
DEWEY
Damn kids. How’d they get up
there?
DEPUTY HICKS
I’m sorry, you can never get away
from this.
DEWEY
E-eh, no thanks, Judy.
DEPUTY HICKS
(moving closer)
Sheriff, you’re not cheating on
your wife if you eat my lemon
square.
DISPATCHER
(panicked)
Sheriff? Come in, Sheriff.
Emergency.
DEWEY
Go ahead.
DISPATCHER
You need to get to the Randalls’
house on Miller’s Lane. It’s bad,
Sheriff, real bad.
TV HOST
What inspired you to write about
your life?
SIDNEY PRESCOTT
I wanted to tell my story. So much
has been written about me in the
past...
TV HOST
And, of course, the movies.
SIDNEY PRESCOTT
Yes, with the popularity of the
STAB films, I’ve lived my entire
adult life in this very public role
of victim.
TV HOST
You survived not one, but three
horrific nightmares. I saw the
movies when I was a kid. So scary.
SIDNEY PRESCOTT
I didn’t want to be defined by the
word victim anymore. Writing this
book was about letting it go. I
wanted to be free of my past and
move on once and for all.
TV HOST
Well, your book put me in tears.
It’s such a beautiful and moving
story of survival. Everyone should
read it. Buy it today, people.
OUT OF THE DARK by Sidney Prescott.
TV HOST (CONT’D)
Congratulations on all the great
reviews. What’s next for you?
SIDNEY PRESCOTT
Between the book tour and speaking
engagements, I’m writing another
book. So, we’ll see. It’s all a
new adventure.
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FORENSIC GUY
Common spray paint. First glance,
the y’s and e’s are consistent with
a right handed male.
DEWEY
Full analysis?
FORENSIC GUY
Few hours. Lab’s waiting on me.
DEWEY
Hoss, you and Perkins, run the
paint. Check all the locals stores
and send digital samples to county.
DEPUTY HICKS
Jenny Randall’s parents were on a
ski trip. They thought Jenny was
sleeping at Marnie’s, and Marnie’s
folks thought she was at Jenny’s.
DEWEY
Phone records?
DEPUTY HICKS
Both girls had cells and the one
house phone. We’re pulling
everything.
(beat)
You okay, Sheriff?
DEWEY
This is about the worst thing that
could have happened. No, Deputy,
I’m not okay.
Dewey takes off, leaving Hicks wistful. She feels his pain.
ROBBIE
This is HALL PASS WITH ROBBIE,
coming at ya, POV. I’m here with
the luscious Olivia-don’t-look-at-
my-breasts-I-have-a-mind--Morris,
with our topic of the week.
OLIVIA
Which is? Hurry up.
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ROBBIE
For all my horror ho’s out there on
the anniversary of the Woodsboro
Massacre, I have to ask: What’s
your favorite scary movie?
OLIVIA
That’s all you got? Some lame ass
douche question? “What’s your
favorite scary movie?” Go away,
closet boy.
Just then, CHARLIE WALKER, 17, messy cute, pops into frame.
CHARLIE
THE EXORCIST, PSYCHO, THE SHINING
and anything starring Nicole
Kidman’s new face. Owwww.
ROBBIE
Worst scary movie?
CHARLIE
An exhaustive list, Robbie, but
I’ll go with the entire career of
M. Night Shyamalan.
KIRBY
No way, THE SIXTH SENSE is epic.
CHARLIE
Revoked. Now considered a fluke.
No longer valid.
TREVOR
Hey, Jill, how ya doing?
TREVOR (CONT’D)
Are you ever going to talk to me
again?
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JILL
I hadn’t planned on it.
TREVOR
C’mon, you’re not being fair. I
deserve a chance to tell you what
happened.
JILL
Is it different from the facts?
Because I know what happened.
Jill start off -- but Trevor blocks her path. This just
makes her angry.
JILL (CONT’D)
And trying to use Kirby and Olivia
to help your case -- bad move.
Jill pushes passed him, but he grabs her arm, pulling her
back. It takes her by surprise.
TREVOR
Please, Jill, just talk to me.
JILL
Yeah, Mr. Baker, we’re good.
Jill turns and walks off. Trevor cuts eyes at Mr. Baker.
MR. BAKER
Yes, Trevor, what?
TREVOR
Nothing.
Trevor starts off, but this time Mr. Baker blocks his path.
He points in the other direction. Opposite of Jill.
MR. BAKER
You go that way.
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A car pulls up and parks on the street. Gale gets out. She
stares at the small book store on the corner. She walks
over to it.
SIDNEY
I was playing the role of victim.
The only problem? I never
auditioned for the role. I never
asked for the part, but here I was
playing it to the hilt. Sidney
Prescott, the real life Scream
Queen. Celebrity victim. It
wasn’t who I set out to be. It
wasn’t the life I wanted.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
It was clear my life was in need of
a rewrite, a re-imagining. I had
to create a new part to play. So,
I sat down and began to write a new
life for myself. A life that
accepted my past but was no longer
imprisoned by it.
REBECCA
We’re going to begin the book
signing in just a few minutes.
SIDNEY
Aunt Kate, you made it. How are
you? How’s Jill?
KATE
We’re good. You’ll see her at
dinner. It’s been too long.
SIDNEY
Yes, it has. I know since Dad’s
funeral, I’ve been bad with the
phone calls.
KATE
You’re here now. We’ll have a good
time tonight.
REBECCA
We gotta keep it moving.
SIDNEY
It’s good to see you, Gale. I was
hoping you would come.
GALE
Congratulations, Sidney. I haven’t
read it yet...
SIDNEY
I know where you can get a copy.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Dewey!
The quiet and peaceful town explodes into chaos as the NEWS
MEDIA descends on Main Street. News of the murders is out.
MR. BAKER
Don’t forget, projects, are due
Thursday.
ROBBIE
Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper
were murdered last night.
KIRBY
Who called you this morning?
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JILL
I don’t know. But it came from
Jenny’s phone.
KIRBY
This just got creepy.
REPORTER #1
...the murdered girls were students
here, at Woodsboro High School...
REPORTER #2
...this week marks the 15 year
anniversary of the infamous
Woodsboro Murders...
REPORTER #3
...as recounted in the bestseller
by Gale Weathers which launched the
horror franchise STAB...
OLIVIA
Do you believe this? Didn’t Jenny
call you this morning?
MAN’S VOICE
Congratulations, Jill.
JILL
Who is this?
MAN’S VOICE
I pick you.
JILL
What?
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OLIVIA
Who is it?
MAN’S VOICE
I pick you. Don’t disappoint me.
CLICK. The phone goes dead. The three girls look at each
other. Stunned. Terrified.
Gale moves through the bull pen. She looks around. Sees
Deputy Hicks.
GALE
Excuse me, Deputy Judy, where’s
Dewey?
Deputy Hicks looks a bit put out. She’s not a big fan of
Dewey’s wife. But she’s professional about it.
DEPUTY HICKS
He’s conducting an interview at the
moment.
GALE
With Sidney Prescott? Are they in
the conference room? I’ll just
head back.
Gale starts towards the back corridor, but Hicks blocks her.
DEPUTY HICKS
You can’t go back there, Gale.
GALE
Since when? I’m married to the
Sheriff, I’m part of the team.
Gale starts for the hallway again. But Hicks means business.
DEPUTY HICKS
It’s a murder investigation. I’m
sorry.
DEWEY
“I pick you.”
JILL
That’s what he said.
KATE
What does it mean, Dewey?
DEWEY
I can’t answer that yet.
JILL
Am I in danger, Sheriff?
DEWEY
To be honest, we don’t have enough
to go on at the moment.
SIDNEY
No, you’re not. Because we’re not
going to let anything happen to
you, Jill.
REBECCA
(on phone, compassionate)
No comment beyond Miss Prescott’s
sincere condolences to the victim’s
family and friends. Thank you.
(next call)
This is Rebecca.
(instantly ecstatic)
OHMYFUCKINGGOD, Henry. Two girls
were butchered. Payday. And I was
so not feeling Woodsboro. I was
like lame PR move, right? Well,
FUCKMEWOW. Best. Idea. Ever.
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REBECCA (CONT’D)
(on the phone)
Henry, I’ll call you back.
REBECCA (CONT’D)
I have to geek out. I didn’t get a
chance earlier. It’s an honor to
meet you. When I was a kid, it was
all about, “TOP STORY with Gale
Weathers.” You were my 90’s.
GALE
It’s Gale Riley now.
REBECCA
Aw. And you gave it all up for
love. I bow down. That is so...
not me.
Gale’s not sure she likes this girl. She’s not a bitch.
Just talky and self-involved.
GALE
So you’re Sidney’s assistant?
REBECCA
I’m covering the book tour for
Random. So, yes, I am assisting
Sidney, but I wear a lot of hats so
if you need anything.
Rebecca slides Gale her business card. Gale takes it. Hmm.
REBECCA (CONT’D)
How long have you and Dewey been
married?
GALE
Almost ten years ago.
REBECCA
Aw. So it was just like your
characters in STAB 3. Wow.
GALE
Yeah, wow.
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REBECCA
I didn’t mean bad wow. It just
always seemed like more of a movie
romance than a real one because it
was a movie and in real life you
two would never be...
(catches herself)
Ooh, don’t wanna dig that hole, so,
how many kids do you have?
OLIVIA
I don’t understand why the killer
called Jill?
KIRBY
She’s been tapped. She’s related
to Sidney. It makes it personal.
CHARLIE
It puts Jill up next on the victim
chain. If the killer calls, you’re
dead, that’s the rule.
KIRBY
An overused, done to death rule.
CHARLIE
You can blame techno J-horror.
OLIVIA
What?
KIRBY
(explains)
THE RING, GRUDGE, ONE MISSED CALL.
CHARLIE
Someone’s gotta bite it. You
can’t kill Sidney. She’s victim
royalty, she can’t die.
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KIRBY
Sure she can. Her character has
been gone since STAB 3 anyway.
CHARLIE
Too dicey. Potential backlash.
KIRBY
Laurie Strode bit it in HALLOWEEN
8, Ripley died in ALIEN 4. There’s
precedence.
OLIVIA
What are you guys talking about?
CHARLIE
(duh)
STAB. Someone’s gonna make a
sequel outta this. “STAB 8: RETURN
TO WOODSBORO.”
CHARLIE KIRBY
Da-DA-da-DA-da-da... Ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma...
OLIVIA
This is real. This isn’t a movie.
CHARLIE
But it will be.
DEPUTY HICKS
The cyber team is running a full
surveillance on the cell phones.
As soon as we get something--
DEWEY
I want round the clock watch on
Jill and Sidney. Use Hoss and
Perkins.
DEPUTY HICKS
Any statement to the press?
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DEWEY
No comment.
DEPUTY HICKS
We’ll get through this, Dewey.
She gives him a supportive smile. Just then, Gale plows into
his office. Hicks starts to object but Dewey allows it.
DEWEY
It’s okay.
GALE
Do you have a suspect?
DEWEY
We don’t have enough as this point.
GALE
Yea, but we’ve been down this road
before. It’s a certain type of
killer that’s attracted to Sidney
Prescott. It shouldn’t be too hard
to find a horror movie freak with a
motive and a cell phone.
DEWEY
You’re excited about this.
GALE
I’m trying to be proactive before
someone else is killed.
DEWEY
No, you’re really excited about
this.
GALE
I had a cup of coffee. What?
DEWEY
This is an official murder
investigation. You can’t be a part
of it.
GALE
I’m not a reporter anymore.
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DEWEY
You’re not a cop either, Gale.
DEWEY (CONT’D)
I’m sorry, I’ve got work to do.
Rebecca and Sidney are in the living room with their luggage.
REBECCA
I had reservations at the
Doubletree.
SIDNEY
It’ll be better here. All of us in
numbers. We’ll be safer.
REBECCA
As long as we’re in Seattle by
Tuesday. So what’s the deal with
your Aunt? Where’s Jill’s dad?
SIDNEY
Aunt Kate is my mother’s kid
sister.
(MORE)
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SIDNEY (CONT'D)
They’re pretty much my only family
now. And the father’s not in the
picture, so don’t ask.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
I can’t get over how grown up you
are. What’s it been five years?
JILL
It was the body morphing years.
SIDNEY
It’s good to see you. Even
though...
Jill nods. Gets the sentiment. She feels the same way. A
KNOCK at the door. In seconds --
ALL THREE DEPUTIES SWARM TO THE FRONT DOOR. Sidney and Jill
do a double-take. Impressive.
DEWEY
I’m impressed.
DEWEY (CONT’D)
I found a girl loitering outside.
KIRBY
Step aside, Sheriff.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
Fried fat. Who’s with me?
KATE
I was gonna cook. I do know how.
Thank you, hon.
REBECCA
This smells yummie.
KIRBY
Oh good, you eat real food, I was
worried.
Jill looks to the family room where Dewey and Sidney are
sitting on the couch.
SIDNEY
It’s a 30 city tour. Barnes &
Nobles, Seattle is next up. It’s
not easy to generate interest in
inspirational self-help.
DEWEY
You have the STAB audience.
REBECCA
That audience doesn’t read books.
Shocker.
SIDNEY
How have you been?
DEWEY
You’re very calm for what’s going
on around you.
SIDNEY
I can’t control what other people
do. Now, how are you? How’s Gale?
DEWEY
I’m good and Gale is... well, it’s
been a little rocky lately.
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SIDNEY
I’m sorry to hear that.
DEWEY
She’s not working and I don’t think
she knows who she is if she’s not
working.
SIDNEY
Why isn’t she?
DEWEY
She was tabloid TV. The internet
killed a lot of that. She hosted
that True Crime cable show for a
while but... it was canceled.
SIDNEY
Isn’t she writing another book?
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Gale’s smart, she’ll figure it out.
DEWEY
You sure did. You really got it
together.
SIDNEY
I’m scared shitless. Ssh.
DEWEY
That makes more sense.
(then)
It’s really nice to see you, Sid.
Dewey exits the house and moves down the walk to his JEEP.
He waves at Deputy Hoss.
DEWEY
Eyes up, Hoss.
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DEPUTY HICKS
Sorry about that. I was just
making my rounds.
SIDNEY
No, it’s okay.
DEPUTY HICKS
Dewey left. He’s on cell if you
need him. I’ve got Perkins in the
back and Hoss in front. Just
shout.
SIDNEY
Thanks.
DEPUTY HICKS
You don’t remember me, do ya? We
went to high school together. Judy
Hicks. We had the same home room.
Awkward. Then...
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SIDNEY
It’s nice to see you again, Judy.
JILL
I don’t wanna watch this. It’s in
poor taste.
KIRBY
Were you BFF’s with Jenny or
Marnie? I don’t think so.
JILL
That’s not the point.
KIRBY
It’s cathartic, we’re de-
sensitizing our grief.
JILL
Come in.
SIDNEY
You guys doing okay in here?
KIRBY
We were just... when in Rome.
SIDNEY
Is this the one where Amy Poehler
is the killer?
KIRBY
Well, it’s Heidi Klum first, then
after the plastic surgery goes
wrong, it’s Amy Poehler. She kills
all the skinny girls from the CW.
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SIDNEY
Right. Well, good-night.
JILL
(idiot)
“When in Rome?”
KIRBY
I’m star-struck. DATELINE did a
whole hour on her once. I watched
it five times. She’s the shit.
Sidney enters the guest bedroom. She goes to her open suit
case and finds lotion. She hops up on the bed and gets
comfortable.
KIRBY
(answers)
Yes, Olivia?
SCENE INTERCUTS:
OLIVIA
(into her cell)
Is that your car? Are you at
Jill’s?
Kirby jumps up, looks out the window. Sees Olivia getting
out of her car across the street. They wave. Olivia moves
up the walk to her house. It’s dark inside.
OLIVIA (CONT’D)
Great. My mom’s not home yet.
Let me speak to Jill.
KIRBY
She wants to speak to you.
JILL
What’s up?
OLIVIA
How are you? Did I miss anything?
JILL
Nope. I’m okay.
OLIVIA
I’ll be over in a few. I saw
Trevor at practice tonight.
JILL
What was he doing there?
OLIVIA
Picking up his equipment. He’s
done. They kicked him off the
team.
JILL
I know.
OLIVIA
Did he tell you about A&M? He lost
the scholarship too.
OLIVIA (CONT’D)
The guy’s ruined. All for smoking
a joint in the Locker Room.
JILL
It was the Girl’s Locker Room.
OLIVIA
I know, I know...
KIRBY
It’s Charlie.
(answers it)
What do you want?
MAN’S VOICE
(from phone)
Hello, Jill?
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KIRBY
Nope, it’s Kirby. Why are you
doing this, Charlie?
MAN’S VOICE
I’m not Charlie.
KIRBY
What are you doing with Charlie’s
phone. Huh? Mr. Ghost Face?
(to Jill)
It’s Charlie being an asshole.
Jill waves it away. She can’t deal with him now. She goes
back to Olivia.
JILL
Do you think he fooled around with
Jessica?
OLIVIA
Shotgun make-out, yes. Full on
blow job, doubt it.
MAN’S VOICE
(to Kirby)
I want to talk to Jill.
KIRBY
(to Man)
She doesn’t want to talk to you.
OLIVIA
Then again, Jessica’s a little
hoochie le-whore.
KIRBY
C’mon, Ghost Face, talk to me.
Aren’t you supposed to ask me a
question. Go ahead, horror quiz
me, Cuz’, you know Charlie -- you
can’t stump me.
MAN’S VOICE
How’s the movie?
KIRBY
What movie?
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MAN’S VOICE
STAB PART 6?
KIRBY
How do you know we’re watching
that?
MAN’S VOICE
Because I’m standing in the closet.
KIRBY
Stop. You are not.
JILL
(to Kirby)
What’s going on?
KIRBY
(to Jill)
Charlie’s being a dick.
MAN’S VOICE
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CHARLIE!
KIRBY
Then who the fuck are you?
MAN’S VOICE
Open the closet door.
KIRBY
You do know there’s cops all over
this house.
MAN’S VOICE
I think I’d have just enough time
to slice someone open.
JILL
(to Kirby)
Are you still talking to Charlie?
OLIVIA
(on cell to Jill)
What’s going on over there?
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JILL
(to Olivia)
Kirby is being weird.
KIRBY
(to man)
There’s no way you’re in there.
Kirby reaches for the door knob. Her hand shakes some.
JILL
(to Kirby)
What are you doing?
Suddenly, she RIPS THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN. It’s empty. Relief
floods Kirby’s face.
KIRBY
(to man)
Liar. I’m over this.
MAN’S VOICE
I never said I was in your closet.
JILL
Olivia? Olivia?
KIRBY
What’s happening?
IN OLIVIA’S BEDROOM
JILL KIRBY
Olivia... what’s happening? Olivia? Nooo... Olivia?
IN SIDNEY’S BEDROOM
ON OLIVIA
As she tries in vain to flee. But the Ghost Face cuts her
off, SMASHING into her. She goes CRASHING to the floor. She
crawls to her knees and tries again.
OLIVIA
Nooooo!!!
JILL
The house -- Olivia!
SIDNEY
Nooooo...
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Get the police...
SIDNEY
He’s killing her! Where are you?
She sees the DEPUTY’S PATROL CAR. Goes to it. But no sign
of Deputy Hicks or anyone. She BEATS on the hood.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Where are you, people? Goddammit!
Jill and Kirby come racing out of the house after Sidney.
She SCREAMS at them.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Call the police. Now.
She runs, bare foot, across the street. Kirby goes racing
back inside the house while Jill debates.
Sid races up the drive, to the front door. IT’S LOCKED. She
goes to the window next to it. She picks up a POTTED PLANT
and throws it through.
UPSTAIRS LANDING
She’s too late. The sight overwhelms Sid. She erupts into
tears. Her knees fail her. She clutches the door to keep
from falling. Then, a PHONE RINGS.
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MAN’S VOICE
(from phone)
Welcome home, Sidney.
SIDNEY
Nooooo...
MAN’S VOICE
I’ve missed you.
SIDNEY
What do you want?
MAN’S VOICE
It’s time for another movie. I’ve
been waiting.
SIDNEY
Fuck you.
MAN’S VOICE
Only one more, Sid. It’ll be your
last one. I promise. STAB. The
Death of Sidney Prescott. Based on
a true story. It’ll be the best
one yet.
CLICK. The PHONE goes DEAD. A NOISE BEHIND HER. Sid spins
around to see...
SIDNEY
Don’t come up here.
But Jill doesn’t stop. She gets to the top of the staircase.
Sid goes to her -- to block her from seeing Olivia’s body.
JILL
No, please... Is she?
SIDNEY
I’m sorry...
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Where were you?
Sidney is upset and angry. She sees Jill coming down the
stairs, clutching a bleeding arm. Sid races to her. Sidney
turns to Deputy Perkins.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Help me with her.
DEPUTY PERKINS
I saw someone in the Ghost costume.
He went in the alley.
DEPUTY HOSS
I saw him too, Sheriff.
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DEPUTY HICKS
And they radioed and I circled
around to cut him off.
DEWEY
While the killer circled back to
the girl’s house.
DEPUTY PERKINS
He got us with the other house,
Sheriff.
The Deputies know they screwed up. Big time. Just then, the
CORONER and his TEAM carry Olivia’s body out of the house.
The sight weighs heavily on Dewey.
A small town hospital. The MEDIA has descended upon the main
steps. CAMERAS and REPORTERS everywhere.
JILL
You didn’t hear us screaming?
KATE
Two glasses of wine and an Ambien.
I didn’t hear anything.
KIRBY
They told me it was a surface
wound. Surface wounds are okay.
They hug.
JILL
Ow. Surface wounds hurt.
KIRBY
(to a nurse)
Oxycotin stat.
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DR. ORTH
It’s not bad, believe or not.
How’s the head?
SIDNEY
Massive hangover.
The doctor holds her stare too long. Sidney senses it.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Did we go to school together?
DR. ORTH
You went to school with my younger
brother, Steve. You may not
remember, but he was...
SIDNEY
Steven Orth. Yes, of course, I do.
And he had a brother, Danny, who
was in med school.
DR. ORTH
Most people forget about Steve.
The guy tied to the chair in the
back yard, killed off in the
opening scene. Generic victim #1.
Not even part of the story.
GALE
Dewey called me. I came. Whatever
I can do.
SIDNEY
You can help me find Rebecca.
(to nurse)
Have you seen my assistant?
Sidney hops off the bed, WINCING as her feet hit the floor.
She slips into her shoes, not stopping. She’s leaving and
very determined about it.
GALE
Dewey said you talked to the
killer? What did he say?
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SIDNEY
He told me to leave town as quickly
as possible.
GALE
He did?
SIDNEY
He said the next STAB movie was
about the death of Sidney Prescott.
I interpret that as: Get the hell
out of town now.
REBECCA
Good. You’re okay. Cuz’ there’s
tons of press requests...
SIDNEY
We’re leaving tonight. We’ll drive
to Oakland and fly standby.
Where’s the rental?
REBECCA
In the lot. There’s a lot of press
out there. Let me pull the car up.
I’ll text you.
GALE
Leaving may not be the best thing
to do, Sidney.
SIDNEY
You’re kidding me, right? I came
back here and people are dead.
GALE
How were you supposed to know some
psycho was planning a sequel?
SIDNEY
You’d like that wouldn’t you, Gale?
GALE
Excuse me?
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JILL (O.S.)
Are you leaving, Sidney?
SIDNEY
Someone is out there killing people
because I’m here. I have to go
before someone else gets hurt.
REPORTER #1
Another young girl is dead tonight
and Woodsboro is once again the
setting for a real life horror
movie...
DEWEY
I can assure you that we are doing
everything we can to apprehend
those responsible.
REPORTER
So you think there’s more than one
killer?
DEWEY
We can’t rule it out yet.
She presses keys. BEEP. The RENTAL CAR’S LIGHTS FLASH two
rows over. She starts for it when her CELL PHONE RINGS. She
digs into her bag. Pulls it out with her ear piece.
REBECCA
(into cell)
This is Rebecca.
MAN’S VOICE
(but not so obvious)
Sidney Prescott please?
REBECCA
This is her assistant, Rebecca
Walters. Can I take a message?
MAN’S VOICE
Yes, please?
REBECCA
Okay, sure, um...
(thinks better of it)
Actually, this is a really bad
time. May I call you back?
MAN’S VOICE
It’s really important. It will
just take a second.
REBECCA
What is it?
MAN’S VOICE
Please tell Sidney that it’s very
important that she doesn’t -- are
you writing this down?
REBECCA
Yes, I am.
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MAN’S VOICE
Are you sure? It sounds like
you’re walking.
REBECCA
I’m writing. Who is this?
MAN’S VOICE
Please let Sidney know it’s
imperative that she not leave town
and to illustrate this I’m going to
kill her assistant.
REBECCA
Excuse me...?
She LOCKS the car doors, STARTS the ENGINE. Looks to the
left and right then spins around and peers into the back
seat. It’s empty. She turns back when--
Sidney is still with Gale and Jill. Aunt Kate and Kirby are
there too. Then--
SIDNEY
Bec? Are you out front?
MAN’S VOICE
Yes, Sidney, you’ll find Rebecca
right out front.
DEWEY
The police department is working
around the clock to make sure no
one else is hurt.
DEWEY (CONT’D)
Guys, watch it, move aside.
The car CRASHES into a MEDIA VAN. Through the busted side
window -- Rebecca’s lifeless body can be seen behind the
wheel. Her throat slashed.
A waiting room has been taken over by the police. Jill sits
on a couch -- Kirby is curled up asleep, next to her. Aunt
Kate is there too.
KATE
How’s your arm?
JILL
It’s okay. Sore.
GALE
Rebecca’s family has been notified.
A long beat.
SIDNEY
I never should have come back here.
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GALE
This isn’t your fault, Sid. If
anything it’s mine. I wrote the
book, I sold the movie rights. I
started this.
SIDNEY
You’re right. It is your fault.
But I knew better.
(then)
Now, I can’t leave. We have to
keep her safe.
GALE
We will.
SIDNEY
I don’t care what happens to me.
But no one else can get hurt.
DEPUTY HICKS
The Cyber team is working on
triangulating the cell phones. We
should have something soon.
GALE
Anything at all?
DEWEY
We’re on it, Gale.
GALE
Don’t do that. Don’t cut me out of
this. I’m a part of this.
DEPUTY HICKS
It’s not protocol, Gale, for the
Sheriff’s wife to be involved--
GALE
And who is talking to Deputy Judy?
Not me.
DEWEY
Okay, you can help. Just be nice.
GALE
We have to stop this, Dewey, before
anyone else dies.
She gets up and peers out the window. Sees HOSS and PERKINS
below -- standing guard. Alert and ready.
OLIVIA’S HOUSE
SIDNEY
(into cell)
I’m staying. I’d prefer if
everything could be channeled
through your office. Thank you,
Henry, I appreciate that. I’ll let
you know more as I know it. Bye.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
I’m sorry about Olivia.
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SIDNEY (CONT’D)
You know when people say, “I know
how you feel,” but you know they’re
just saying that and have no
friggin’ clue how you feel?
(then)
I know how you feel.
JILL
Where’s mom?
SIDNEY
She stopped by work for a bit.
JILL
I saw all the reporters outside.
SIDNEY
That’s why we’re inside.
JILL
How do you deal with it? With
everything that’s happened to you?
You’ve seen so much...
SIDNEY
Death?
(a moment)
It sucks. I hate my life. I
didn’t ask for it. But running
from it gets me nowhere. I’ve
learned to embrace it.
JILL
How did you do that?
Sidney shrugs.
SIDNEY
I wrote a book about grief and
guilt and hope.
JILL
And it helped?
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SIDNEY
It helped... pay the bills. The
thing that helped most, which I
worded differently in the book, is
I finally said, “Fuck it.” This is
it. Your life. You can boo-hoo or
get on with it. I’ve earned the
right to say, “Fuck it.” So I did.
Sid is very frank. Jill appreciates it. She likes this side
of Sidney.
JILL
I didn’t know you had edge.
SIDNEY
(poised)
I’m so polite, aren’t I? Things
are never what they seem, Jill.
That I can assure you.
JILL
I don’t think I’d like the
attention. People staring at me.
SIDNEY
People stare at me?
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
I won’t lie. I’d love to
disappear. Be somebody else.
Start from scratch. No scars. But
that’s not reality.
The SHERIFF’S JEEP and TWO PATROL CARS are parked in front.
Dewey and Gale are there with Deputy Hicks and SEVERAL OTHER
DEPUTIES.
TONY
I triangulated the cell phones.
The one used to call Jenny Randall,
Jenny Randall’s cell that was used
to call Jill Roberts and now
Charlie Walker’s cell.
TONY (CONT’D)
See the signal strength? Those
phones are here. On this campus.
DEWEY
What’s the accuracy?
TONY
The Lab’s GPS can get within 300
feet.
GALE
Great, you guys find the phones.
Dewey and I will begin questioning
suspects.
DEWEY
(annoyed)
What are you doing? Do you see
this? It’s a badge. My badge.
Where’s yours? Oh, right, you
don’t have one.
GALE
You said I could come.
DEWEY
I said you could observe.
GALE
Consult.
DEWEY
Quietly.
DEWEY (CONT’D)
Now, you guys find the phones and
we’ll begin questioning suspects.
CHARLIE
Somebody is looking for a killer.
ROBBIE
Incoming.
DEWEY
Charlie Walker?
Gale looks around the room. Sees all the video equipment and
computers and film-making paraphernalia. And the posters on
the wall. Lots of horror movie posters.
GALE
What is this place?
CHARLIE
Audio visual lab. We’re one rung
below the Glee club.
ROBBIE
We’re awaiting our own TV show. We
have hope.
CHARLIE
First, let me just say, it is a
supreme honor to be a suspect. May
we film the interrogation?
GALE DEWEY
Where’s your cell phone, Where’s your cell phone, son?
Charlie?
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
I don’t know what happened to it.
Your Deputy asked already. I can’t
find it. Not since lunch
yesterday. I sat it down for two
seconds to grab a burrito and a
Rockstar -- gone.
ROBBIE
He’ll submit to a polygraph.
DEWEY
Where were you last night?
CHARLIE
I know someone used it in Olivia’s
murder. But it wasn’t me. I
stayed in. Watched WICKER MAN.
The original. Ask my mom. Look,
I’m a horror junkie, to state the
obvious, but I like my violence in
movies, not in reality.
DEWEY
Maybe, you can’t tell the
difference between the two.
CHARLIE
I’m not Billy Loomis, Sheriff. If
anything, I’m Randy, the film geek.
I just got accepted to Tisch.
ROBBIE
He drops that, “Tisch”, like it’s
gonna get him laid.
DEWEY
That makes you a prime suspect in
my book.
GALE
He’s right, he’s too obvious.
CHARLIE
Thank you. Besides, I don’t do
teen slasher. I’m more cult,
Argento, early Lynch, my tastes are
subversive.
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ROBBIE
Very subversive. Henry Knowles is
irrelevant.
CHARLIE
I’d never partake in some lame
sequelitis retread.
GALE
Is that what you think is going on?
Both boys nod. These guys are “Who’s on first” with their
timing.
CHARLIE
Oh yeah, someone’s trying to bring
the STAB franchise back with a
reboot.
ROBBIE
Re-imagining.
CHARLIE
And it sucks. It doesn’t need to
be brought back. This genre trend
of shit remakes needs to stop. Rob
Zombie.
ROBBIE
Michael Bay.
CHARLIE
Because for every DARK KNIGHT
there’s 50 PROM NIGHTS.
Dewey looks to Gale. She shakes her head. These guys are
harmless.
DEPUTY HICKS
We got a hit.
TONY
Jenny Randall’s cell and Charlie
Walker’s cell. I’m dialing them
now.
TONY (CONT’D)
And now Charlie Walker’s.
GALE
Let’s open it.
DEWEY
Who’s car is this?
DEWEY
We need you to open your trunk.
Mr. Baker pulls out his KEYS and BEEPS. The trunk opens.
The very first thing everyone sees is the GHOST FACE staring
up. It’s stained with blood. They all turn to Mr. Baker.
Hands on their holsters.
JILL
I’m sick of this house. It’s
creepy being here after last night.
KIRBY
Come over here. We’ll be sad
together. Bring your body guards.
JILL
Maybe. I dunno what to do.
KIRBY
It’s two whole blocks. You’ll be
safe. I’m the one marked for
death. I’m the sidekick.
(MORE)
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KIRBY (CONT'D)
Second banana always gets it.
You’re the new Sidney Prescott.
Survival rate high.
JILL
I don’t wanna be the new Sidney.
I’ll see ya later. Okay?
KIRBY
(iChat)
Buh-bye.
Jill moves to the top of the stairs. She can partially see
Sidney -- she’s on the phone.
SIDNEY
(on phone)
I’m postponing the tour
indefinitely. I can’t...
JILL
Trevor. How did you get in here?
TREVOR
The same way I always do. The
patio stairs. I had to see you.
I’m sorry about Olivia.
JILL
You shouldn’t be here.
TREVOR
Are you okay? I was worried. I
know I screwed up but I care about
you. I can’t just turn that off.
You were almost killed.
TREVOR (CONT’D)
Do they have any idea who did it?
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JILL
No. They think it’s, ya know, like
in the movies.
JILL (CONT’D)
This doesn’t mean anything. I
don’t forgive you.
TREVOR
You shouldn’t. I’m guilty.
TREVOR (CONT’D)
I screwed up. I’m not going to
lie. Not after what’s happened to
you. Jessica and I lit up and got
stoned, we messed around and got
caught. None of it matters now.
JILL
You lost your scholarship.
TREVOR
Guess I didn’t want it. That’s
what my mom said. She said I
sabotaged myself.
SIDNEY
Hey, are you hungry? I’m sorry--
JILL
It’s okay, Sid. This is Trevor.
He was just leaving.
TREVOR
Yeah, I was leaving.
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TREVOR (CONT’D)
It’s nice to meet you. You’re
smaller in person.
SIDNEY
Something happened.
REPORTER
A suspect is now in custody.
MR. BAKER
This is crazy. Somebody put those
things in my car.
DEWEY
And how did they do that, Mr.
Baker?
MR. BAKER
Twenty different ways to Sunday is
how. C’mon, Sheriff--
GALE
He didn’t do it.
DEPUTY HICKS
How can you tell? The evidence is
overwhelming.
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GALE
Because the evidence is
overwhelming. Would you leave
three cell phones, a mask, and a
bloody knife in your trunk?
MR. BAKER
Look, I’m being framed. It’s
obvious.
DEWEY
Who would want to frame you?
MR. BAKER
I could make a list. I’m an
asshole. Ask any of my students.
DEWEY
Why don’t you make a list?
MR. BAKER
I’m getting really nervous here.
I think I should speak to a lawyer
before this goes any further.
Mr. Baker sits back in his chair. He’s done talking. Dewey
looks to the mirror -- shakes his head.
DEPUTY HICKS
He lawyered up fast.
GALE
He’s innocent.
DEPUTY HICKS
Could I play devil’s advocate for a
moment. Maybe he never thought
we’d look in the trunk. Maybe he
didn’t have time to dispose of the
evidence. Maybe he’s stupid.
GALE
What would you like us to do,
Deputy Judy?
DEPUTY HICKS
I think we should hold him.
GALE
Sure, why not. And if no one else
dies, then we’ll know you were
right. But until then, we have a
killer to find.
DEPUTY HICKS
Um, Gale? Small thing. It’s
Deputy Hicks. Or Judy. But not
Deputy Judy.
Gale resists the urge to rip her apart. Instead, she smiles.
GALE
Got it. Another small thing. It’s
okay to be in love with my husband
but if you ever act on it -- I’ll
cut your balls off.
KIRBY
We should have guessed Baker. He
was too quiet. Repressed mommy
issues.
ROBBIE
It’s this town. Woodsboro. It
breeds psychos. Why are we
listening to this crap?
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KIRBY
Because tonight is about Olivia and
I found her iPod in my car and this
is her playlist. You’re free to
leave.
Kirby is adamant.
ROBBIE
Great tunes, dude. To Olivia.
KIRBY
Thank you.
Kirby eyes one. Sees Jill and the Deputies coming up the
walk. She races to the door.
KIRBY
You made it.
JILL
They need to take a look around.
KIRBY
Sure. Come on in.
NEWS ANCHOR
(from TV)
Was an arrest made? Or is Stuart
Baker only a person of interest?
FIELD REPORTER
It’s unclear. However, sources say
the evidence is substantial.
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GOSSIP HOST
“Spatial Films announced today the
next sequel in the STAB franchise
has been fast tracked. No doubt
due to the four murders that...”
Sid gives up. She turns the TV OFF when she hears...
Sidney rises and goes to the TWO LARGE GLASS doors that lead
to the deck and back yard.
It’s dark. She FLIPS the back porch light. JUMPS. Startled
by her own reflection. Jesus...
She instantly sees the source of the NOISE. A WIND CHIME has
tangled itself around the post of the back porch. The night
breeze causes it to TAT-TAT against the post.
She steps back inside. Locks the door. TURNS the outside
light out.
Sid enters the kitchen and goes to the fridge. Opens it and
grabs a water when...
The WIND CHIME is now back hanging from the porch post.
Right where it was. TAT-TAT. But how? Who put it back?
Sid’s face goes pale when--
KATE
I can’t find the key.
SIDNEY
It’s okay.
KATE
Where is everybody?
KATE (CONT’D)
The wind chime fell down.
SIDNEY
The Deputies took Jill over to
Kirby’s house. I thought it was
okay. Away from me is always a
good thing.
KATE
Did you see they got the guy?
SIDNEY
I saw the news. I haven’t heard
from Dewey yet.
KATE
The English teacher. Figures.
That calls for a glass of wine.
Whaddya say?
SIDNEY
You go ahead. I’m gonna turn in.
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Sidney climbs the stairs and moves down the hall to her
bedroom.
Sid enters the bedroom. Grabs her suitcase when her CELL
PHONE RINGS. She grabs it -- sees the CALLER ID is blocked.
She debates. Then, answers it.
SIDNEY
(into phone)
Hello?
GHOSTFACE
Hello, Sidney.
GHOSTFACE (CONT’D)
Nothing to say?
SIDNEY
You called me. What do you want?
GHOSTFACE
I want you dead.
GHOSTFACE (CONT’D)
Whaddya say?
SIDNEY
And then what? I die and then
what?
GHOSTFACE
The movie ends.
(silence)
Tell ya what, I’ll have a glass of
wine while you think it over.
Sidney BOLTS from the room. She goes racing down the stairs.
KATE
What’s wrong?
SIDNEY
We need to get out of here now.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Dewey, Jesus, answer.
(dials again)
This is Sidney Prescott, I’m at
Kate Roberts house, please, hurry.
KATE
(into phone)
Hello.
(then)
It’s for you.
She holds the phone out but Sid won’t take it. Instead, she
motions they need get out of the house. “He’s in the house.”
She points to her ear. “He can hear us.” Sid grabs a knife
from the sink. Then, she leads Kate from the kitchen to the
family room to the...
Kate and Sid reach the front door. Kate UNLOCKS IT and RIPS
IT OPEN to find...
The slightest pause. It’s just enough for Sidney to flee the
room. Suddenly, POLICE SIRENS can be heard approaching.
Sid races to the back patio doors. She opens them, then
stops when she sees...
The Sheriff Jeep pulls into the drive. Dewey and Gale leap
from the car, racing to the house. A SQUAD CAR is right
behind them -- SIRENS BLARING.
GALE
Are you okay?
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Sidney nods as Dewey races to the side gate. Gun drawn. But
the killer is long gone.
PERKINS
The cops guarding outside the house
always get it. It’s a movie cop
rule. It sucks to be a cop in a
movie unless you’re Bruce Willis.
HOSS
Not all cops die in movies.
PERKINS
No, but if it’s your last day
before retirement -- you do. Or if
you’re a rookie and just found out
your wife is pregnant -- you do.
Or if your partner is better
looking than you -- you do.
PERKINS (CONT’D)
I win that one.
HOSS
(seeing something)
Who do we have here?
HOSS (CONT’D)
I’ll be right back.
HOSS (CONT’D)
What did I say?
ROBBIE
Where’s the tequila? I have limes,
margarita mix and no tequila.
KIRBY
There’s vodka. Drink the goddamn
vodka and shut up.
(re: TV)
What are we watching?
ROBBIE
Zombies.
JILL
No horror. Please? I beg you
guys. Can we watch a comedy or
something?
ROBBIE
A zombie comedy. You can’t go
wrong with zombies.
Just then, the DOORBELL RINGS. Kirby hands Jill the remote.
KIRBY
Why don’t you pick? But nothing
with Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Ben
Stiller, Owen Wilson, Jack Black,
or Will Ferrell.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
And it can’t be directed by Brett
Ratner.
HOSS
You got some visitors.
Charlie and Trevor stand behind him. Kirby sees Charlie and
points.
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KIRBY
He’s cool, but I don’t about you.
Does Jill know you’re coming?
(to Hoss)
Yes, they can come in.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
You be cool. I don’t want any
bullshit drama. You upset Jill and
you’re out of here.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
This isn’t a party. Okay? No
ruckus. We’re very chill tonight.
KIRBY
Just say the word and he’s 86.
TREVOR
I can go now. I don’t wanna want
cause a problem.
JILL
It’s okay.
DEWEY
We have to keep this out of the
news until we notify Jill.
PARAMEDIC
We need to get you to the hospital.
SIDNEY
It’s okay, I’m fine.
SIDNEY (CONT’D)
Where’s Jill?
GALE
She’s safe.
SIDNEY
I should tell her myself. If
someone could take me to her?
GALE
We’ll have her brought to the
hospital.
SIDNEY
No, I need to see her now. Before
she hears about this.
GALE
Deputy Judy?
DEPUTY HICKS
Yes, Gale.
GALE
Will you see to it that Sidney is
taken to Jill?
DEPUTY HICKS
Absolutely.
Sidney rises.
ROBBIE
You’re totally missing my point.
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CHARLIE
You’re missing mine. The original
STAB was an irreverent self aware
post-modern deconstruction of the
horror genre. How do you remake
it?
ROBBIE
You tap into the zeitgeist and take
it to the next level.
CHARLIE
And what’s the next level?
ROBBIE
Post-post-modern unaware self
awareness. The genre has evolved.
The rules have changed.
CHARLIE
No, they haven’t. If anything it’s
gone backwards. What rules have
changed?
ROBBIE
You don’t have to be a virgin to
survive anymore.
KIRBY
That’s just an update. You still
have to be the less slutty one.
CHARLIE
Don’t bring her into this. She
knows nothing.
KIRBY
I can trivia you under any table.
CHARLIE
Who played Leather Face first?
KIRBY
(instantly)
Gunnar Hansen.
ROBBIE
Smoke.
CHARLIE
I felt that. Did you feel that?
That charge that moved between us
just then. It was there.
ROBBIE
New rule. You can kill gay people
now. You couldn’t do that in the
90’s. Gay characters were off
limits. Total social progress.
CHARLIE
But racial awareness has not
changed. The black person still
can’t be the killer.
ROBBIE
Yet. But Obama’s in office. He’ll
change that.
KIRBY
The post-modern era of the 90’s is
what triggered these remakes to
begin with.
ROBBIE
It exposed the cliches so they had
no choice but to start over.
KIRBY
Because there’s no such thing as a
new idea.
CHARLIE
That is sadistically sad. I refuse
to believe it. So if you drink and
do drugs -- will you live?
ROBBIE
You can even say, “I’ll be right
back.”
KIRBY
Here’s the rule. Do the double
reverse of every cliche and you’ll
be okay.
IN THE KITCHEN
JILL
No thanks.
TREVOR
I can’t believe Mr. Baker was
behind it. That’s crazy. Do they
have any idea why?
CHARLIE
Because he’s bananas. You should
be happy.
TREVOR
Why?
CHARLIE
He busted you good.
JILL
What do you mean?
CHARLIE
Isn’t Baker the one who caught you
in the locker room with the (mimes
weed) and the (mimes tits)?
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
Gotta pee. Talk amongst
yourselves.
Charlie exits into the foyer, leaving Trevor and Jill alone.
JILL
Baker is the one who caught you in
the locker room?
TREVOR
Yeah, so?
JILL
I just didn’t know.
TREVOR
It’s not like I’m happy about it.
KIRBY
You come with me.
(to Trevor)
We’ll be back.
PERKINS
I don’t know why we have to sit out
here. They could have invited us
in.
HOSS
They would polite. They’re kids.
PERKINS
Time to do a perimeter check.
HOSS
I’ll go. I hate sitting in this
car. I’ll be back. Oh wait, I’m
not supposed to say that -- am I?
I won’t be back.
PERKINS
Tricky area. In this situation
when there’s a good chance you
could return and find me dead, it
could go either way.
KIRBY
I can send Trevor packing. He’s
acting all creepy eye.
JILL
I don’t think he knows what to say
to me.
KIRBY
There’s something weird going on
with him. Ya know, like he’s...
(drops it)
Never mind.
JILL
What? Say it.
KIRBY
All this STAB talk about remakes.
If the killer was not only
following the rules of horror
movies but the plot of what
happened before... he’s Billy
Loomis to your Sidney.
JILL
Trevor’s not a killer.
KIRBY
I wouldn’t guess Mr. Baker to be
one either. Forget it, I watch too
many horror movies.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
Can I get you something?
JILL
Do you mind if I just lay here for
a second?
KIRBY
You take all the time you need.
I’ll be downstairs.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
If you need anything, holla.
HOSS
Perkins?
PERKINS
You’re too easy.
THE GHOST FACE BEHIND HIM. Perkins reaches for his gun, but
he’s too slow. The GHOST FACE RUSHES HIM -- IN ONE SWIFT
MOVE...
THE KNIFE SLICES HIS NECK OPEN -- THE CAROTID ARTERY ERUPTS.
Death is quick for both men. The GHOST FACE KILLER works
fast. He pops the trunk. He’s going to hide the bodies.
AN EMPTY KITCHEN
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KIRBY
Where is everybody?
She peeks into the family room. Sees the patio doors open.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
Hello?
She goes back to the fridge. Opens it. Grabs a water. When
he closes it...
CHARLIE
You were supposed to jump.
KIRBY
The refrigerator door is no-scare
for me. It’s right up there with
the medicine cabinet mirror.
CHARLIE
Now, see the medicine cabinet gets
me every time. It’s the shower
curtain that’s lame.
KIRBY
Or the cat through the widow.
Meoooow.
CHARLIE
We really should hook up. Who else
gets you better than me?
KIRBY
Where did everyone go? Where’s
Robbie?
CHARLIE
Maybe, he left. Wanna watch a
movie?
KIRBY
You promise not to rub all over me?
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CHARLIE
I can do that. Whaddya want to
watch?
KIRBY
Anything. But no torture porn,
shaky cam, docu-horror, manga-
techno, 3D or PG-13 shit-ola.
CHARLIE
Soul mates.
Jill steps out into the hall. HEARS music from below. Looks
over the bannister to the FOYER. Sees no one. She goes back
into Kirby’s bedroom. Moves to the adjoining bathroom. She
opens up the MEDICINE CABINET.
KIRBY’S BEDROOM
JILL
What are you doing here?
TREVOR
I was leaving. I wanted to say
good-night.
JILL
Good-night.
TREVOR
That’s it?
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JILL
I think you should quit while
you’re ahead.
TREVOR
Are you sure you wanna be alone? I
could stay for a while. We could
just talk.
JILL
Not tonight, Trevor.
TREVOR
I’m sorry about Olivia.
Jill nods, appreciates it. He gives her one last look and
exits. Once he’s gone, Jill falls back on the bed. SIGHS.
Kirby grabs some chips and drinks. She glances over to the
SECURITY MONITORS. Something catches her eye. She sees
SOMEONE in the back yard as they quickly disappear into the
GUEST HOUSE.
CHARLIE
What are you doing?
KIRBY
I saw someone on the monitor.
CHARLIE
Are you sure?
KIRBY
No.
CHARLIE
Was it a small Asian girl with dark
hair?
Kirby LAUGHS.
KIRBY
Will you go look?
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CHARLIE
You’re kidding right? I’m a lot of
things, brave is not one of them.
KIRBY
For God’s sake.
CHARLIE
I don’t feel guilty. Or less of a
man.
Kirby enters the guest house. Her hand feels around for the
light switch. She CLICKS on the light. Looks around. It’s
empty. She goes to the bedroom. Looks inside.
KIRBY
Robbie? What are you doing?
ROBBIE
I’m sorry, Kirby. What did I
drink? Three beer?
KIRBY
You had some vodka too.
ROBBIE
I was thinking about Olivia, ya
know. Having a moment.
KIRBY
C’mon, you shouldn’t be out here.
KIRBY
What is going on? Where did
Charlie go?
ROBBIE
Where’s Jill and Trevor?
KIRBY
I don’t know.
(calling out)
Charlie?
Kirby is closing and locking the patio doors when the PHONE
RINGS.
ROBBIE
I’ll get it.
ROBBIE (CONT’D)
Hello?
GHOSTFACE
You’re dead.
ROBBIE
What?
KIRBY
Noooooo.
She races inside and shuts the door, locking it. Then, she
races to the SLIDING GLASS DOORS that overlook the back yard.
She makes sure all entries are locked.
DEPUTY HICKS
Hold up, Ms. Prescott.
Sidney starts up the walk while Hicks goes to the PATROL CAR
in the driveway. Hicks shines a FLASHLIGHT on the empty car.
She aims it to the door and cement. It illuminates blood.
SIDNEY
Jill!!!!
Sidney bolts for the house. She races up the porch steps and
inside the house.
SIDNEY
Where’s Jill?
KIRBY
Upstairs.
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SIDNEY
C’mon...
CHARLIE
Robbie’s dead.
Sidney doesn’t know what to think of him. She holds out the
knife.
SIDNEY
Stay back.
CHARLIE
Why? What did I do?
KIRBY
He’s okay.
SIDNEY
Are you sure? There’s blood on his
hands.
KIRBY
Why do you have blood on your
hands, Charlie?
CHARLIE
I tried to help Robbie.
Kirby races back inside the guest house. Sid is right behind
her. They lock the door. Charlie follows them.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
Please. I haven’t done anything.
We gotta get out of here.
DEPUTY HICKS
Sidney?
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CHARLIE
C’mon, open up.
KIRBY
Go away, Charlie.
CHARLIE
Hurry, we need to go...
Just then, Kirby and Sidney see GHOST FACE appears behind
Charlie. She realizes she was wrong.
SIDNEY
Watch out...
The GHOST FACE goes after him. They disappear from view.
It’s a small bedroom that opens up onto the whole back yard.
Two huge glass doors look out onto the yard and pool.
Suddenly, the LIGHTS GO OUT. The back yard is plunged into
darkness. Shit. What now?
Jill sits up on the bed. HEARS a noise from the hallway. She
goes to the door and opens it. Peeks out. She sees a SHADOW
dance across the wall.
Hicks sees her -- pulls her gun. Jill throws her hands up,
frightened.
Sidney backs away from the glass. Just then, her CELL PHONE
RINGS. She answers it.
SIDNEY
(into cell)
What?
GHOST FACE
(from phone)
Are you ready?
SIDNEY
(into phone)
For what?
GHOST FACE
To play a game.
SIDNEY
I’m not playing, asshole.
KIRBY
Should you have hung up on him?
Both Sidney and Kirby go to the glass doors and look out
onto...
KIRBY
Don’t... oh god, don’t, please...
SIDNEY
No, don’t...
GHOST FACE
Let’s try this again.
(then)
You know how this works. First
question. Are you ready?
SIDNEY
No, I’m not ready.
KIRBY
I’m ready.
GHOST FACE
Easy warm-up: Name the killer in
STAB--
KIRBY
(interrupting question)
Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Mickey
Altieri, Debbie Salt aka Nancy
Loomis, Roman Bridger.
MAN’S VOICE
Name the first victim in STAB?
KIRBY
Easy. Casey-- oh, wait, no it was
her boyfriend, in the back yard--.
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SIDNEY
No, it’s a trick question.
(into phone)
Maureen Prescott was the first
victim a year earlier.
GHOST FACE
Very nice. Directed EVIL DEAD--
KIRBY
Sam Raimi.
GHOST FACE
Karen Black starred in...
KIRBY
TRILOGY OF TERROR.
GHOST FACE
Sidney, you step out that door and
I will slit him ear to ear.
KIRBY
TEXAS CHAINSAW, DAWN OF THE DEAD,
HILLS HAVE EYES, AMITYVILLE HORROR,
THE FOG, HALLOWEEN 1 & 2, LAST
HOUSE ON THE LEFT, FRIDAY THE 13TH,
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, MY BLOODY
VALENTINE, WHEN A STRANGER CALLS,
THE STEPFATHER, BLACK CHRISTMAS,
PROM NIGHT, HOUSE OF WAX, PIRAHNA,
THE FOG -- I got it, right? It was
one of those, right?
GHOST FACE
The original mask in Hallow--
KIRBY
Wiliam Shatner
GHOST FACE
Original Freddy Krueger?
KIRBY
Robert Englund.
GHOST FACE
Saw?
KIRBY
Tobin Bell.
GHOST FACE
Johnny Depp...
KIRBY
First NIGHTMARE.
GHOST FACE
How old was Jason when he drowned
in Camp Crystal Lake?
KIRBY
How old? Are you fucking kidding
me? That’s not a real question.
GHOST FACE
Clock’s ticking...
SIDNEY
He didn’t drown -- another trick
question.
GHOST FACE
When he was believed to have
drowned?
KIRBY
He was a little kid. He was...
SIDNEY
Go with one. Nine works.
KIRBY
(works it out)
Wait. In the FINAL CHAPTER we
learned Mrs. Vorhees gave birth in
1946, right? And, um, in the
original, the two counselors were
killed in the flashback in ‘58 and
Jason drowned the summer before,
‘57, so born in ‘46, drowned in ‘57
would make him, uh, uh, uh --
ELEVEN!!! Jason was 11, 11, 11,
yes!!!
SIDNEY
(into phone)
Hello? Are you there?
AUTOMATED VOICE
(from cell)
“If you’d like to make a call,
please hang up...”
SIDNEY
You won. Okay, let’s try to get
Charlie get to the house. Okay?
IN THE YARD
KIRBY
I won. Didn’t I?
IN THE YARD
Casey and Sid race to Charlie. They rips at the tape around
his arms. All the while, looking around into the shadows of
the yard, knowing the KILLER could be anywhere.
KIRBY (CONT’D)
I won, Charlie. I won.
CHARLIE
Oh god, hurry...
SIDNEY
Finish this and get outta her. I
gotta find Jill.
KIRBY
We have to hurry.
CHARLIE
Yeah, just one thing.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
How did you fucking know 11? You
fucking cow, you were supposed to
miss that one. Goddammit.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
Yeah, you win alright. You fucking
prick tease. You win death.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
Okay, you look genuinely surprised.
I can explain.
She rips the front door open as GHOST FACE LUNGES AT HER,
waiting for her.
Sid races up the stairs and down the hall. GHOST FACE is
fast on her heels.
Sid races down the hall. She gets to the stair case. Looks
down to see Charlie climbing up -- knife in hand.
GHOST FACE
What’s the matter, Sid? You look
like you’ve seen a ghost.
And with that, the Ghost Face removes its mask, revealing
Jill underneath. She sports a wicked smile as she slips out
of the costume.
JILL
Yep, it’s me. Surprised.
SIDNEY
Jill. No...
Sidney tries to make a break for it. But she comes nose to
nose with a loaded gun.
JILL
I’ve got the Deputy’s gun. I’m
dying to shoot it. I’m so sick of
the knife thing. Now, get up.
CHARLIE
C’mon, Trevor, buddy, this might
hurt a little.
Charlie sits him up at the top of the stairs and then pushes
him. His body goes TUMBLING to the body.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
It looks like you broke your leg.
That sucks.
TREVOR
You fucker...
CHARLIE
(to Jill)
You asked her the easy questions.
Didn’t you use my list? I put the
harder ones at the top. Why did
you skip?
JILL
It’s done. Can we move on?
CHARLIE
Can we do him yet? With DNA
testing, we’re good with time line.
SIDNEY
Jesus... why...
Jill and Charlie lead Sid into the kitchen where Robbie lay
dead on the floor.
CHARLIE
You got it figured out yet, Sid?
In keeping with our remake theme,
Trevor and Robbie are this
generation’s--
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SIDNEY
Billy and Stu.
JILL
And we’re the innocent victims.
CHARLIE
We’re Sidney and Randy. And we get
to go to college and have a sequel.
But this time -- Randy gets the
girl.
Charlie moves to Jill -- she lets him kiss her. You get the
sense she tolerates Charlie. They break. He smiles.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
You did real good. You’re the
perfect victim.
JILL
I was so believable today. I told
so many lies I actually believed
them. I was born for this.
JILL (CONT’D)
C’mon, let’s face it. I’ve had
enough practice. Do you know what
it was like growing up in the this
family? In this town?
CHARLIE
Her mother was a slut bag whore
just like your mother. Sisters. I
made out with her mom once. She
got drunk and slipped me the tongue
one night.
JILL
Drunk bitch.
SIDNEY
You crazy fucks...
JILL
Watch this.
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JILL (CONT’D)
(into phone)
Oh my God, help me. He’s trying to
kill me. He killed Sidney... Help.
JILL (CONT’D)
C’mon, we need to get on with it.
They’ll be here soon.
JILL (CONT’D)
I’m going to do this hard. It
can’t be tentative.
CHARLIE
C’mon, baby, let’s do this old
school, like Billy and Stu. It’s a
remake, baby.
(ala Chinatown)
No, it’s a sequel. It’s a remake,
sequel, remake, sequel, sister,
daughter, sequel...
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
That’s not the way we rehearsed
it...
JILL
There’s been a change of plans.
The problem with you, Charlie.
It’s always been about killing
Sidney Prescott. My plan is a
little bigger. I’m going to become
her.
And with that, Jill stabs him again. Charlie can’t believe
it. He’s stunned and shocked. He falls back, crumbling to
the floor. Still. As Jill looks down at him with a glimmer
of diabolical glee.
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A quick kick of her foot. His body doesn’t move. He’s dead.
SIDNEY
How did you turn into this?
JILL
Nothing is ever what it seems.
Your words, Sidney. I’ve always
been this. You know what it’s like
growing up related to you? All you
hear is Sidney this, Sidney that,
Sidney, Sidney...You were always so
fucking special. Now it’s my turn.
JILL (CONT’D)
And now you have to die. Those are
the rules.
SIDNEY
What rules?
JILL
There’s only room for one lead.
Let’s face it, Sid, you’re ingenue
days are over.
Jill STABS Sidney with the knife. She GASPS in pain. Jill
STABS her again quickly. This one WRACKS Sid’s body. She
drops to her knees. Sidney’s eyes roll back in her head.
Everything goes slow-motion.
JILL (CONT’D)
Apropos. Finally, what should of
happened 15 years ago.
She kneels next to Charlie’s body. She takes his limp hand
and claws at her own face, with careful attention to his
fingers. She’s securing her DNA under his nails.
She then makes sure his class ring is facing out on his
middle finger and proceeds to PUNCH herself with his limp
hand.
JILL (CONT’D)
Help me... Somebody help me...
Glass shards stick out of her arm, back and shoulders. Blood
streaks her arms. Jill tries to get up, but can’t...
GALE
This wasn’t your fault.
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GALE (CONT’D)
At least Jill’s okay.
JILL
Charlie told me he and Trevor had
planned this since last year. He
said they were Billy and Stu all
over again. Except that this was
going to be the reboot of all time.
PRESS
JILL! JILL! Look OVER HERE!!
JILL
What should I do?
DEWEY
I gotta warn you. For the rest of
your life, they’re never gonna
leave you alone.
JILL
(fake overwhelmed)
Maybe I’ll just... give them one
picture. So they’ll go away...
OFFICER
We have one alive. A woman.
DEWEY
You mean Sidney?