Scream 2
Scream 2
FADE IN:
MAUREEN
I hate scary movies.
PHIL
It'll be okay, baby, I'll hold your
hand.
MAUREEN
If we hurry, we can still catch the
Sandra Bullock movie.
PHIL
We got free tickets.
USHER
The studio sent them.
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATRE
MAUREEN
I don't think so.
Phil gets in her face, playing with her. She swats him.
MAUREEN
Take it off.
PHIL
But...
MAUREEN
Now.
He obliges.
ON SCREEN
More credits.
ON SCREEN
MAUREEN
Now why does she have to be naked?
How does that serve the plot?
PHIL
Sssshhh.
ON SCREEN
GIRL
Hello?
VOICE
Hello?
GIRL
Who is this?
VOICE
You tell me.
IN THE THEATRE
Maureen is not having a good time. She's already
spooked.
MAUREEN
I hate this shit.
ON SCREEN
The phone rings again.
VOICE
Why did you hang up on me?
GIRL
Who is this?
IN THE THEATRE
MAUREEN
Why doesn't she just hang up and
call the police? Stupid..
PHIL
Shush.
MAUREEN
I'm gonna pee. You want anything?
The stall doors are all closed. Maureen shoots for the
door. She rips the door open as a FIGURE rushes her...
GIRL #l
I got so scared my bladder rolled.
GIRL #2
You chicken shit. It's just a
movie.
GIRL # l
No, it really happened. It's a true
story.
MAUREEN
You ass.
PHIL
I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to.
It was too easy.
MAUREEN
You are so not funny.
PHIL
Come on, baby. Lighten up a little,
will ya?
MAUREEN
I get scared really easy, okay.
PHIL
You gotta go with it. Scary movies
are great foreplay.
MAUREEN
I just have a hard time with
insipid, sexist violence.
PHIL
(nibbling her neck)
We can still Sandra Bullock it.
MAUREEN
(nibbling back)
Sandra started without us. We can
stay. He kisses her again, then
breaks away.
PHIL.
Yeah? Okay. I gotta whizz. Meet me
upstairs?
MAUREEN
Want some popcorn?
PHIL
Butter.
CUT TO:
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
Maureen makes her way back to her aisle seat. She sits
down next to...
PHIL
Who sits with the mask on. The reflection from the
movie bouncing against it in the darkness.
MAUREEN
Give it up.
MAUREEN
How many stabs did I miss?
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
MAUREEN
Why doesn't she run?
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
MAUREEN
This is so tired.
MAUREEN
Hey, you... pasty face...
MAUREEN
Whatsa the matter? Can't I get your
ghost?
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
ON SCREAM
IN THE THEATER
ON SCREEN
The young girl, clutching her bloody chest... drags
herself, crawling across wet grass... the killer behind
her... raising his knife again.
IN THE THEATER
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
ON SCREEN
IN THE THEATER
The Ghost slashes out one last time, direct and fierce.
Maureen falls back against the movie screen... very
much dead. Her arms flail across the screen... smearing
blood over the wide screen image of the GHOST MASK.
SMASH CUT
TO BLACK
TITLE CARD
"SCREAM 2"
FADE IN:
VOICE (O.S.)
Hello... uh-huh... Who is this?
Well, we identify ourselves around
here. No, you can't. Uh-huh...
yeah, right...
SIDNEY
I got it.
HALLIE
HALLIE
Knock yourself out.
SIDNEY
Hello?
(silence)
Hello?
VOICE
Hello Sidney.
SIDNEY
Yes?
VOICE
What's your favorite scary movie?
SIDNEY
Who is this?
VOICE
You tell me.
SIDNEY
Cory Gillis. 442-8730.
Silence.
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Hot flash, Cory - prank phone calls
are a criminal offense prosecuted
under penal code 653M...
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Enjoy the movie.
HALLIE
Time to change numbers again?
SIDNEY
Nah... I think it'll die off. It's
opening weekend. Let's see how it
goes.
REPORTER
(from TV)
"... The two victims, Maureen Evans
and Phil Stevens..."
YOUNG MAN
(from TV)
Please, I just wanna be left alone.
HALLIE
He sure gives a lot of interviews
for someone who wants to be left
alone.
HALLIE
Get your ass in gear. You're late.
Don't forget we've got rush at the
Deltas tonight. Don't wear anything
you don't want trashed. Sid? Sid?
SIDNEY
I can't believe I let you talk me
into going Greek.
SIDNEY
Pumps. Nice handbag. Whaddya think?
REPORTER #2
Sidney, did you know the victims?
REPORTER #1
Do you feel responsible for the
murders?
SIDNEY
What murders?
REPORTER #3
Do you think there will be more
murders?
FLASHY REPORTER
Did you kill them last night, Sid?
Has it gotten to you? Have you
finally snapped?
BAM! Someone beats her to it. A fist flies out from the
crowd, connecting with the flashy woman's face. She
drops. Sid spins around to find...
GALE WEATHERS
GALE
(to Sid)
Quick, get outta here.
SIDNEY
What's going on?
GALE
Just go. l'll find you later.
MAN'S VOICE
(from the vehicle)
Hop on, Sid.
Sid goes for it as two hands reach out to help her. One
smooth move and Sidney is in the arms of...
DEWEY RILEY
SIDNEY
What's going on, Dewey?
DEWEY
It'll be alright.
CUT TO:
DEWEY
They thought it was a publicity
stunt.
SIDNEY
Oh my God. How could it happen?
DEWEY
They don't know. It was carefully
planned. Earlier in the day the
victims received anonymous passes
to the movie.
SIDNEY
It's a copycat killer I knew this
would happen. That fucking movie.
DEWEY
As of now, they don't see any
relation. But they're checking it
out. The state, Special Task Force,
FBI - they're all here. They'll
find the guy.
SIDNEY
Yeah, right.
DEWEY
Look, Sid, why don't you take off?
Disappear for a few days. I'll come
with you.
SIDNEY
No. I will not crawl under a rock.
This is a fucked-up world and
people kill people all the time.
I'll just get used to it.
Dewey steps down off the security cart and helps Sid
off.
DEWEY
Nothing will happen to you. I
promise.
Sid's tough demeanor is cracking. She takes a deep
breath.
DEWEY
That's why I'm here, right? We take
care of each other. C'mon, I'll
walk you to class.
SIDNEY
You go, it's all stairs, I can take
it from here.
DEWEY
Don't worry...
SIDNEY
Dewey, I'm completely equipped with
mace, alarm whistle, keyring,
knife, a degree in defensive
combat...
DEWEY
Just in case...
SIDNEY
No. This is nothing, Dewey. I'll be
okay. Go back to work and let me
get back to my quasi pseudo-happy
existence.
CUT TO:
GALE
I don't know... no one's talking.
What's the studio's position? Never
happen. They'd be stupid to pull
the movie. With all this free press
- they're gonna have huge numbers
this weekend. It'll break box
office records. Of course I have
bumps.
GALE (CONT'D)
I need two minutes at six o'clock.
I wanna do a piece on the slain
kids - no sympathy shit - let's
stick with the movie angle. I wanna
pull a clip from an old film...
GALE (CONT'D)
Hey, what was the name of that
movie?
RANDY
HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE. MGN/UA.
1980. Tom Hanks' first film.
GALE (CONT'D)
(into phone)
HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE. Yeah, find
it. Don't worry, I've got it
covered... I have a plan. Yeah,
I'll get it. Give it a rest - I
said I'll get it. Later.
GALE (CONT'D)
Pressure's on. You ready for this?
RANDY
I'm there, man. No worries. I got
ya covered. I'm so there. That's
why I'm here - because I'm there.
CUT TO:
INT. SCHOOL OF FILM - LATER
She comes upon an open door and peers in. A large room,
a class is in progress. She slips in quietly.
SNOTTY GUY
Sequels are too handicapped. By
definition alone, they're inferior
films.
MICKEY
Bullshit generalization. Many
sequels have surpassed their
original.
SNOTTY GUY
Name one.
MICKEY
ALIENS Far better than the
original.
ANOTHER GUY
Subjective.
SOME GIRL
Life's subjective. I much prefer
Ridley Scott.
HALLIE
No way. ALIENS rocked. "Stay away
from her - you bitch."
SNOTTY GUY
I'll give you that one. Name
another.
MICKEY
T2.
SOME GIRL
You've got a hard-on for Cameron.
SNOTTY GUY
A bigger budget does not make a
better movie. TERMINATOR one is
historical.
ARTSY TEACHER
How about THE GODFATHER PART II?
SNOTTY GUY
The almighty exception. Name
another.
DEREK
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. Smarter story.
Improved effects.
HALLIE
I liked JEDI. With the furry
things.
MICKEY
Lucas and his Romper Room stage.
HALLIE
I got. I got it. FRIDAY THE 13TH,
PART 20.
SNOTTY GUY
Case in point. The entire horror
genre was destroyed by sequels.
ARTSY TEACHER
Really? And why do you think that
is?
SNOTTY GUY
Sequels suck. Hello. It becomes
about: money and no one's
interested in quality.
DEREK
It's more than that. Horror films
are only as good as their villains.
How can Freddie and Jason possibly
be scary after they've been diluted
through five or six sequels.
TEACHER
What's the solution? If you were
making a sequel today what would
you do differently?
SNOTTY GUY
The point is - I made my point.
Sequels suck.
DEREK
How are you? You weren't in class.
I called as soon as I heard...
SIDNEY
I skipped. Too many "That's her"
looks.
DEREK
I'm sorry, baby. What can I do'?
SIDNEY
Don't ask what you can do. No
coddling. Life rolls on status quo.
DEREK
I can do that. And I can also do
this.
SIDNEY
No PDA.
CUT TO:
DEAN FISHER
(reading from a
prepared statement)
"... and we feel this unfortunate
isolated tragedy in no way reflects
upon our fine school and we should
trust that the authorities and FBI
are acting quickly to bring us
answers..."
GALE
Look, I'm sorry about the face.
DEBBIE SALT
Job hazard. Debbie Salt, stringer -
NEWSWEEK. Answer a few questions?
GALE
Fair enough.
DEBBIE SALT
What are you doing here? I thought
you had retired from field
reporting?
GALE
Well, you know I'm dear to the
subject matter.
DEBBIE SALT
And much richer as a result.
GALE
Do I know you? You look familiar.
DEBBIE SALT
I took your vulture seminar seminar
at Berkeley last year.
GALE
Good for you.
GALE
(ever smooth)
Guys, you're missing the show.
And with that Gale wanders off into the crowd.
ON STAGE
SHERIFF
No, we have no evidence of a serial
killer. We think the killer acted
deliberately and not at random...
ON THE LAWN
DEREK
But what are they doing? He's
talking but he's not saying
anything.
JOEL
Sounds like they don't know
anything.
HALLIE
Do you think they'll cancel Hell
Week?
MICKEY
You're getting nailed - you're not
getting out of it.
JOEL
Have they questioned you yet, Sid?
SIDNEY
This has nothing to do with me,
Joel. There's an estimated 270
serial killers currently active in
the US at any given time. I can't
control that. Who's hungry?
HALLIE
I have rehearsal.
MICKEY
I have to watch rehearsal.
JOEL
I gotta hit the library. Anatomy.
Some of us have real majors. You
gonna be okay, Sid?
SIDNEY
You're not allowed to ask that.
JOEL
I'll stop by the Deltas tonight.
SIDNEY
Thanks, Joel.
LOIS
Hello, pledges. Enjoying
yourselves?
HALLIE
Yes, sister Lois. Very much so.
Thank you for asking.
MURPHY
Good. We need your help, pledges.
Are you familiar with the Deltas TP
fundraiser?
LOIS (CONT'D)
In our efforts to raise money for
our favorite cause...
MURPHY
... this week's TKE kegger...
LOIS
Ne ask that you sell individual
squares of toilet paper for a mere
nickel a piece.
MURPHY
We've set you each at a five dollar
quota.
MICKEY
Come on, guys. Uncool.
MURPHY
Am I getting fraternity
interference, Mickey?
SIDNEY
It's okay. I can peddle toilet
paper.
DEREK
Sid, you don't have to.
SIDNEY
No special treatment. I can do
this. C'mon Hallie.
DEREK
How do you put up with this Greek
shit?
MICKEY
Hey, it's cool. Hallie's into it,
I'm into Hallie...
DEWEY
DEWEY
Miss Weathers.
GALE
I've been trying to reach you but
you haven't returned...
DEWEY
I'm on crowd patrol, Miss Weathers,
excuse me.
He tips his hat curtly, then starts off. She stops him.
GALE
The name's Gale, remember'?
DEWEY
Yes, Miss Weathers, your name is
embedded clearly between my ears.
GALE
I see you read the book.
DEWEY
Yes, I do retain reading skills.
Shock.
GALE
And an explanation is, of course,
out of the question.
DEWEY
Page 32. "Deputy Dewey filled the
room with his dim-witted Barney
Fifish presence." I think you've
explained yourself.
GALE
Oh Dewey, I'm sorry.
DEWEY
No, what you are is a money hungry,
fame- seeking liar and - forgive me
for saying - mediocre writer who
has a cold storage shed where her
heart should be.
This stings Gale.
GALE
You have every right to be upset.
DEWEY
Page 41. "Deputy Dewey oozed with
inexperience."
GALE
I never meant to imply...
DEWEY
How do you know my dim-witted
inexperience isn't merely a subtle
form of manipulation used to lower
people's expectations thereby
enhancing my ability to effectively
maneuver within any given
situation?
Gale is at a loss.
GALE
I'm sorry. I don't know what else
to say except I'm sorry.
DEWEY
No, I'm the one who's sorry. I
misjudged you. Now if you'll excuse
me, I have some oozing to do.
ON STAGE
SHERIFF
No, there has been no evidence that
more than one killer is
responsible...
Sidney and Hallie have split up. They move through the
crowd selling toilet paper. Several STUDENTS make their
purchase.
Sidney pockets her change, looks up to see Gale,
standing alone. She goes to her.
SIDNEY
Hello, Gale.
GALE
Sidney. Hello. How are you?
SIDNEY
I'm okay. PEOPLE magazine won't
stop calling but other than that...
GALE
I'm sorry.
SIDNEY
Yeah, well... you are the
definition of mixed emotions. I
really should hate you... I see
your movie's getting good reviews.
GALE
It seems to be causing a stir.
What's with the toilet paper?
SIDNEY
It's hell week. I'm pledging the
Deltas.
GALE
It's good to see you involved.
SIDNEY
My morn was a Delta.
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Randy? What are you doing here?
He moves to her.
COTTON
Hello, Sidney.
SIDNEY
What are you doing?
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
You BITCH!
COTTON
This was a mistake. I shouldn't be
here.
RANDY
Can you say backfire?
GALE
Did you get it?
RANDY
Yeah, I got it.
GALE
You need to check your conscience
at the door. We're not here to be
loved.
SHERIFF
No, we don't anticipate another
murder but we are taking every
precaution possible...
CUT TO:
CICI
(on phone)
No, they broke up again. Bailey
won't stop drinking and Sarah can't
take it anymore.
GIRL ON PHONE
(from phone)
Thought he was doing AA.
CICI
No, he quit - the whole God thing -
he has issues. The previews for
next week...
CICI (CONT'D)
Hold up... someone's calling. (she
clicks over) Chi Omega House.
MAN'S VOICE
Hello.
MAN'S VOICE
Who is this?
CICI
Cici. Who's this?
MAN'S VOICE
Someone who wants to talk to you.
CICI
Ted? Where are you? Are you
drinking? Hold on.
CICI (CONT'D)
Teddy's on the other line. He
sounds drunk. I'll call you back.
GIRL ON PHONE
That shit. He only calls you when
he's drunk. Don't go over there.
CICI
I won't.
GIRL ON PHONE
Don't. Think Bailey.
CICI
Alright, alright... I'll call you
back.
CICI (CONT'D)
Okay, Ted, you sound loaded. What's
up?
MAN'S VOICE
Who's Ted?
CICI
Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought
you were someone else.
MAN'S VOICE
That's okay.
CICI
Who do you want to speak with?
Nobody's here.
MAN'S VOICE
Where is everybody?
CICI
We're co-sponsoring the Acid Rain
mixer at the Sig Ep. house tonight.
MAN'S VOICE
Why aren't you there?
CICI
I'm designated driver. I have to be
here in case a sister calls and
needs a ride.
MAN'S VOICE
That's too bad.
CICI
"Drink with your brain." That's our
motto. Who are you calling for?
MAN'S VOICE
What if I said you?
CICI
What if I said goodbye?
MAN'S VOICE
Why would you wanna do that?
CICI
Why do you always answer a question
with a question?
MAN'S VOICE
I'm inquisitive.
CICI
I'm impatient. Look, do you wanna
leave a message for someone?
Silence. No response.
CICI (CONT'D)
Hello? Hello? Where'd you go?
MAN'S VOICE
Do you wanna die tonight, Cici ?
CICI
Just a second.
(clicks over)
Yes?
GIRL ON PHONE
Was it Teddy?
CICI
No, some creep asshole trying to
scare me.
GIRL ON PHONE
It's hell week. Chill. The movie
murders have brought out the
crazies. It's nothing.
CICI
Shit.
GIRL ON PHONE
What is it?
CICI
I heard a noise.
GIRL ON PHONE
Where?
CICi
Upstairs.
BUMP! Something moves upstairs. It sounds almost like
footsteps.
CICI
Shit. Cici moves to the staircase.
She peers up it.
CICI (CONT'D)
(calling out)
Hello? Hello?
GIRL ON PHONE
(… la Friday the 13th)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, hah, hah,
hah, hah...
CICI
Stop it...
GIRL ON PHONE
I can't believe you're alone in
that house.
CICI
(soft whisper)
I don't think I'm alone.
CICI
I'm outta here.
GIRL ON PHONE
You're breaking up. Where are you?
CICI
Outside.
GIRL ON PHONE
That's smart.
CICI
(calling out to him)
Hey, you? HELLO? HELL0?
CICI (CONT'D)
There's something going on at the
Delta Zeta's. I'm gonna walk down.
GIRL ON PHONE
(phone begins to go
out)
Don't do that. Hang up... call...
(static)
CICI
What? I can't hear you...
GIRL ON PHONE
(major static)
Hang up... call...
CICI
I'm losing you.
GIRL ON PHONE
... campus security... send
someone... check out... place...
CICI
Okay, okay. I'll call now. I'll
call you back.
VOICE
(major static)
Campus Security.
CICI
Hello, I'm calling from the Chi
Omega...
VOICE
(too much static)
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. Hello?
Cici eyes the open front door. She inches back to it.
CICA (CONT'D)
Can you hear me now?
VOICE
We... bad..connec... call back.
CICI
Shit.
VOICE
Hello?
CICI
I'm calling...
VOICE
I can't hear you.
Cici peers through the front door, into the house. It's
completely empty. Cici steps back inside the house. The
connection becomes much clearer.
CICI
I'm calling from the Chi Omega
house. Someone is harassing me.
Hello?
CICI (CONT'D)
Shit!
SUDDENLY, A FIGURE APPEARS BEHIND HER. A HAND GRABS
HER.
GIRL'S VOICE
Did the phone ring?
CICI
Jesus, you scared me. What are you
doing here?
DAWNIE
I live here.
CICI
I thought you were going to the
mixer?
DAWNIE
I had to change. Did anyone call?
CICI
Just some asshole trying to scare
me.
The front door remains wide open. The phone RINGS. Cici
stares at it in her hand. She doesn't answer it.
DAWNIE
Are you okay?
CICI
Hello?
DRUNK GIRL
(from phone)
We need a ride. Taxi! Taxi!
CICI
Where are you?
DRUNK GIRL
(from phone)
We're at Grogs and need a ride to
Acid Rain.
DAWNIE
Who is it? Is it Tina?
CICI
They're at Grogs.
DAWNIE
Tina, it's Dawnie. I'm on my way.
Cici follows her back into the
living room.
CICI
I'll go. I don't mind. Really.
DAWNIE
Take the next one. You should set
the alarm. There's a killer on the
loose.
Dawnie starts back for the front door. The phone RINGS.
DAWNIE (CONT'D)
Hello?
MAN'S VOICE
Is Cici there?
DAWNIE
Who's calling?
MAN'S VOICE
Ted?
Dawnie throws her the phone and races out the door.
DAWNIE (CONT'D)
It's your ill-concieved boyfriend.
Seeya later. Set the alarm.
She SLAMS the door shut behind her. A second later we
hear it lock. Dawnie brings the phone up to her ear.
CICI
Hello? Ted?
MAN'S VOICE
No, it's me.
CICI
WHAAAATT?
MAN'S VOICE
Don't forget to set the alarm.
Cici hangs up, throwing the phone across the room. She
moves back to the foyer where an alarm panel is
positioned in the wail. She hits a coupla digits and a
BEEP is heard as she activates the alarm.
She checks the door, making sure it's locked, then she
turns and moves into the...
CICI
Hello?
SUDDENLY, TWO HANDS LUNGE OUT OF THE DARKNESS
One finds her neck, the other grabs her by the hair,
wrenching her head backwards and spinning her around,
shoving her, pushing her into the...
CUT TO:
Two doors down from Chi Omega. A big, old Gothic home
serves as the Delta Zeta sorority. MUSIC PLAYS from
inside. It sounds like a party.
Sidney, Hallie, and two other girls, TERI and LUCE tear
into the macaroni with all their might. Gobbling it up,
making a mess of themselves. Mickey is next to Hallie,
coaching her on. On Sid as she finishes her plate.
A whistle BLOWS.
MURPHY (CONT'D)
Looks like we have a winner.
Sid sits up. Macaroni and whipped cream is all over her
face. She smiles the victor. Everyone APPLAUDS.
MURPHY (CONT'D)
Sidney gets to skip the next round
of Bulimia bingo.
SIDNEY
Where have you been'? You missed my
shining moment. I won the macaroni
sundae binge.
DEREK
I'm sorry honey. I got behind.
MICKEY
I don't want you to choke or
anything but you're trailing. You
need to pick the pace up.
Sid and Derek stand arm in arm watching the next round.
SIDNEY
(complete throw away)
Any news?
DEREK
About what?
SIDNEY
The forbidden subject.
FRAT BOY
Yo, guys, outside. Something's up
at the Chi Omega. Police are
everywhere.
People begin to stand, moving to the windows and front
door. Sidney looks to Derek.
ANGLE ON STREET
Two doors down sits the Chi Omega house crawling with
police, ambulances, reporters...
She knows.
IN THE KITCHEN
SHERIFF
Lots of blood. But no body.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Have you checked the...
SHERIFF
Attic, garage, basement, nothing.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Take the neighborhood.
SHERIFF
Alright men, listen up...
Derek and Sid stand on the porch, his arms around her.
Her face is numb.
SIDNEY
It's starting all over again.
DEREK
Lemme take you home.
SIDNEY
I'll get my jacket.
Sid moves through the living room, she grabs her coat
when the phone RINGS. She looks at it suspiciously...
knowingly... she reaches for it.
SIDNEY
Hello?
MAN'S VOICE
Hello Sidney?
SIDNEY
Who are you?
MAN'S VOICE
Soon, Sidney, soon.
SIDNEY
What do you want?
MAN'S VOICE
To see every ounce of blood drain
from your body.
SIDNEY
Then come and get me.
MAN'S VOICE
My pleasure.
But not the one from the movie theater. The one from
Sidney's nightmare long ago. It stands in the foyer
archway, staring at her.
SIDNEY BOLTS
ON THE PORCH
DEREK
Sid? Sid?
IN THE FOYER
SIDNEY
Derek. He's in the house. Help...
me...
She struggles with the door, there are too many locks,
the Ghost is already upon her. She looks to the stairs,
thinks better of it... flies through the dining room.
NOTHING
CICI'S BODY
DEWEY
DEWEY
It's okay. It's okay. It's just me.
CAPTAIN TYLER
We don't know if it's random. We
haven't been able to connect the
victims.
SHERIFF
The first two were stabbed without
thought. The sorority girl was
gutted with autopsy precision.
DEAN FISHER
Christ! Just do something. I will
not have a repeat of Gainesville.
Not on my campus. .
DEWEY
Sidney Prescott, sir.
DEWEY (CONT'D)
She's the connection.
CAPTAIN TYLER
We know that, son.
DEWEY
The killer was trying to get to
her. That sorority girl was a
distraction.
CAPTAIN TYLER
We're aware of that.
DEWEY
The killer is obviously repeating
Woodsboro. I can fill you in on
what I know.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Look, son. I know you've lived
through this, but we got it under
control. Why don't you have some
coffee?
SHERIFF
Thank you, Miss Weathers for coming
in.
GALE
Of course, what can I do?
CAPTAIN TYLER
We were hoping you could help with
the killer's profile.
GALE
Maureen Evans - Maureen Prescott.
Sidney Prescott's mother. The first
victim in the Woodsboro Murders.
Phil Stevens - Stephen Orth - the
first kid to be murdered. Ten to
one - Cici is not the third
victim's real name.
SHERIFF
It's Cassandra.
GALE
Nickname Cassie or - Casey. The
third victim in Woodsboro. She was
hung from a tree and gutted.
The room goes quiet. Dewey watches from the back of the
room. His eyes burning holes into Gale.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Jesus...
GALE
This is a complete copycat. Your
killer is even going in sequence.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Who was the next victim in
Woodsboro?
GALE
In the book or in the movie?
DEAN FISHER
Let's try reality.
GALE
Mr. Himbry - the principal was the
next victim. However, in the movie
version, Tatum Riley was killed
next. Dramatic license.
SHERIFF
Jesus Christ. Captain Tyler flies
out of his seat and into action.
CAPTAIN TYLER
(to his men)
Find me every variation of Himbry
and what was the other name...
DEWEY
Tatum Riley.
Dewey speaks up. His voice soft but heard. The entire
room stares at him, knowingly. Gale's eyes find his. He
looks away.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Both on campus and the surrounding
community. I want names ASAP.
DEAN FISHER
I'll get you full access.
GALE
What about Sidney? Is she safe?
CAPTAIN TYLER
She's completely insulated. I've
got my top men on her.
CUT TO:
JOEL
How many guys they have on you?
MICKEY
I counted four.
HALLIE
Okay, you're sure about skipping
Calculas?
SIDNEY
Please, I have the perfect excuse.
HALLIE
What about rehearsal?
SIDNEY
Gotta.
HALLIE
I'll cover you through rehearsal.
Derek when do you get outta docu-
drama?
DEREK
Two.
HALLIE
So you'll relieve me at 2:30...
DEREK
And watch her til 8:00 - I've got
to edit.
JOEL
Perfect. I'll be outta Micro-bio
and we can grab a bite.
SIDNEY
Guys, guys, I'm sorry but, no way.
HALLIE
Shut up. Mickey, you and I can take
her late evening.
MICKEY
Sig Ep's gotta band, tonight.
HALLIE
Too bad.
SIDNEY
This is exactly what I don't want.
DEREK
I think it's out of your control.
JOEL
Sid, I'll seeya tonight.
SIDNEY
But...
SIDNEY
My screwed up life shouldn't have
to bleed onto my friends.
DEREK
Let us decide that.
SIDNEY
What about your film? Isn't it due
next week? Have you even started
it?
DEREK
It's under control.
Gale moves through the lobby area when she sees Debbie
Salt heading her off. She tries to bolt but she's not
fast enough.
DEBBIE SALT
Hi, Gale, any leads?
GALE
Tons and tons.
DEBBIE SALT
Where is Sidney's father?
GALE
Home - where he lives.
DEBBIE SALT
And are the police sure about that?
GALE
Why don't you ask them?
DEBBIE SALT
Already did. He's the perfect
suspect, don't you think?
GALE
No, I don't.
DEBBIE SALT
Parents are always responsible. It
all starts in the home.
GALE
Look, I know you kinda hold me up
as your career template and it
gives you some anal charge to
challenge me but you win. Okay? I'm
not interested in the scoop
anymore. Excuse me.
GALE (CONT'D)
Hello?
MAN'S VOICE
Hello, Gale.
GALE
Who is this?
MAN'S VOICE
I'll give you one guess.
GALE
Who are you?
MAN'S VOICE
That's not the way we play the
game.
GALE
I don't play games.
MAN'S VOICE
What if your life depended on it?
GALE
What do you want?
MAN'S VOICE
You're pretty when you're angry.
GALE
Where are you?
MAN'S VOICE
I'm everywhere.
She continues moving to the Campus Cop.
GALE
Oh - a God complex
MAN'S VOICE
Stay away from the cop.
GALE
What do you want from me?
MAN'S VOICE
It's what you want from me.
Silence.
GALE
What do you mean?
MAN'S VOICE
You are writing another book,
aren't you? That's why you're here.
The story's not over.
GALE
You're getting obvious.
MAN'S VOICE
No, Gale, I'm just getting started.
Seeya soon.
GALE
No, wait...
MAN'S VOICE
Watch your back.
DEWEY
CUT TO:
INT. CAMPUS THEATRE - DAY
SIDNEY
(in character)
"Pain, yah, such pain. Pain."
LOIS
That's not the line. You jumped.
SIDNEY
Shit. Did I?
LOIS
About a page.
DIRECTOR
(off stage)
CUT! Let's take five.
HALLIE
That was good.
SIDNEY
Yeah, right.
DIRECTOR
Sid, why don't you get outta here?
We'll pick this up tomorrow.
She grabs her things and heads off with Hallie when...
VOICE
Sid?
HALLIE
Who is that guy?
SIDNEY
It's okay. Look, Hallie, I'll meet
you outside.
HALLIE
No, girletta, I don't leave your
side.
SIDNEY
I've got my entourage. Take a
break. Please.
SIDNEY
What do you want?
RANDY
I'm sorry, Sid, please. I never
should have gone along with Gale. I
know I'm stupid. I wish I had some
good reason to give you but I'm
just stupid. Please, Sid, don't be
mad at me.
SIDNEY
Do you work for her now?
RANDY
Well, yeah... she gave me a job.
Freelance. It got me outta
Woodsboro. I'm sorry about Cotton
and yesterday. It was a bad idea. I
knew it was a bad idea but it
seemed like a quasi harmless bad
idea. Ah, shit, Sid, I'm fucked up.
Sidney looks at him Long and hard, a smile slowly
appearing.
SIDNEY
Me, too. Randy. Me too.
He nods, knowingly.
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Wanna get outta here?
CUT TO:
CAPTAIN TYLER
If he calls again - find help.
Don't engage him in conversation.
I'm gonna put a man on you - to
cover you.
DEWEY
I can do it, Captain.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Thanks, Dewey, but I was thinking
I'd pull Jesse off...
GALE
I'd prefer Dewey, Captain.
DEWEY
How's the name search going?
CAPTAIN TYLER
37 usages of Himbry located in the
registar's office. 9 Tatum's, 47
Riley's. And that's just on campus.
It's hopeless.
CUT TO:
ON SCREEN
TORI
(in movie)
Oh, God, Billy, you scared me. What
are you doing here?
JOHNNY
(in movie)
They let me go, Sid, I didn't do
it. I'm innocent.
IN THE THEATRE
RANDY
You okay, Sid?
SIDNEY
Yeah.
ON SCREEN
JOHNNY
When my mom left my dad, I accepted
it. That's just the way the cookie
crumbles. Moms leave.
TORI
Yeah, but your mom left town. She's
not dead. My mom's dead. Do you
hear me? She's dead. Dead. And
she's never coming back. Ever,
Ever.
IN THE THEATRE
Sidney grows increasingly uneasy.
CUT TO:
DEREK
My documentary is due on Tuesday.
MICKEY
What's your subject?
DEREK
I WAS A SORORITY SLUT.
JOEL
You should of done it on Sidney.
That would have been a cool.
DEREK
She wouldn't let me.
MICKEY
Not with Primetime Live and 20/20
coming at her. I'd save my shit
too.
DEREK
Where's Sid?
HALLIE
Damned if I know. She ditched me.
DEREK
You weren't supposed to leave her
alone.
HALLIE
I didn't say she was alone. That
guy - from her home town showed up.
They went off together.
MICKEY
I've been waiting for you, baby.
JOEL
Is that cool? Just to leave her
like that?
HALLIE
She's got guards with her.
DEREK
What guy?
HALLIE
Randy somebody.
JOEL
Randy Meeks. He was with Sid that
night in Woodsboro.
MICKEY
Her old boyfriend?
JOEL
No, she killed her boyfriend. Randy
was a friend.
MICKEY
Watch out, Derek.
HALLIE
He tried to kill her first.
MICKEY
Is Sid in therapy?
JOEL
She was for a while. Gave it up.
DEREK
How do you know so much about her?
JOEL
I read the book.
MICKEY
I could use some therapy.
DEREK
Should we be worried about this
guy? Isn't it kinda weird he just
showed up and now people are dying?
HALLIE
He seemed harmless.
DEREK
Aren't most serial killers
seemingly harmless?
JOEL
And white.
MICKEY
Easy black boy.
JOEL
It's documented. Most serial
killers are attractive - slightly
off white males in their twenties.
HALLIE
That's you, honey.
MICKEY
I got a surprise for you.
HALLIE
What?
MICKEY
"If I should stay. I would only be
in your way. So I'll go. And yet, I
know, I'll think of you each step
of the way...
HALLIE
Don't do this.
MICKEY
"And IIIIIIIIIYEIIIII will always
love you OOOOOOWUOOOOOOOO will
always love you."
JOEL
(to Derek)
Whitney?
DEREK
I think he's doing Dolly.
MICKEY
"And I hope life treats you kind
and I hope you have all you dreamed
of offffff. I wish you JOYYY."
DEREK
Definitely Whitney.
JOEL
Isn't that a big no-no?
DEREK
I think so.
HALLIE
You're going to get it. You know
what happens.
MICKEY
But I love you. And I want the
whole world to know it.
Hallie smiles, her eyes misty. Derek and Joel eye each
other.
CUT TO:
ON SCREEN
JOHNNY
Because she was sleeping with my
dad. She's the reason my mom left.
She was a whore just like you.
IN THE THEATRE
ON SCREEN
TORI
My mom was no whore. Don't you say
that.
JOHHNY
Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore!
IN THE THEATRE
ON SCREEN
JOHNNY (CONT'D)
It's the perfect alibi, Sidney.
SIDEKICK
Just like in the movies.
IN THE THEATRE
Sid emerges from the theatre and into the lobby. She
moves into a curtained section where the water fountain
is. She looks up and sees Randy flying out of the
theatre. He exits outside looking for her. The cops are
right behind him.
VOICE
Hello Sidney.
SIDNEY
Cotton.
COTTON
Can we talk?
SIDNEY
I don't think that's a good idea.
COTTON
Look, yesterday wasn't my idea.
That was all Gale and dollar signs
and ratings.
SIDNEY
What do you want from me, Cotton?
COTTON
You could start with an apology.
SIDNEY
I did that.
COTTON
You wrote me a letter. Very
cordial. Very appropriate.
SIDNEY
How? What could I say that would
make a difference? I took away a
year of your life - how do I
apologize for that?
COTTON
I wish it was just a year. I lost
everything because of you. I have
nothing now. Look at me, this is
what I've become.
More silence.
COTTON
I just thought if I saw you face to
face, maybe it would help.
SIDNEY
Did it?
COTTON
It helped me realize one thing.
SIDNEY
What?
COTTON
You're a self-obsessed little cunt
like your mother.
RANDY
You okay?
CUT TO:
SIDNEY
I don't know. I don't think Cotton
did it. It's too predictable.
RANDY
If he's innocent he'll have an
alibi.
SIDNEY
I guess Gale's going to be pissed
she missed her exclusive.
RANDY
I'll relay it. You sure you don't
wanna go home?
SIDNEY
I have this button I press. See? It
insulates me.
RANDY
I gotta coupla of those buttons
myself.
SIDNEY
Thanks for the movie, Randy.
RANDY
Anytime. Sorry it sucked. It just
had that been there done that
feeling.
DEREK
I had the four o'clock shift. You
weren't there. You had us worried.
Is everything okay?
SIDNEY
No, it's not.
DEREK
I don't really know what happened
in Woodsboro, Sid. But I know you
don't trust me.
SIDNEY
It's not you, Derek. I don't trust
myself. I tend to make big
selection errors when it comes to
men.
DEREK
Then I'll make this easy for you. I
like you. I'm crazy about you, Sid.
But I'm gonna stay away. Until you
say otherwise.
SIDNEY
I'm sorry, Derek.
CUT TO:
GALE
(on phone)
The interview's not going to
happen. 1 changed my mind. I've
harassed the girl enough. It's in
poor taste and a bad idea.
GALE
Gotta go, call me when you have
something nice to say.
DEWEY
So what made you change your mind
about Sidney?
GALE
Mood swing. I'm manic depressive.
DEWEY
You're a hard one to figure out.
GALE
It's that complex yet shallow
quality. It's deliberate.
DEWEY
I think you're all an act.
GALE
And deep down I'm a good person?
Make no mistake, Dewey, I'm a shit.
DEWEY
I know that.
GALE
Yeah?
DEWEY
I also know that you're an aging TV
reporter slash writer who, despite
huge tabloid success, has some self
worth issues regarding your
personal life which directly
effects your professional life in a
non-positive manner. A coupla
failed relationships with - I'm
guessing balding, older men - have
turned you into this bitch with a
cell phone. But I bet sometimes,
late at night, when you're all
alone a sadness seeps to the
surface and in a moment of clarity
you know that all you really want
is to be touched and held and
fondled.
DEWEY
After my spinal cord was damaged I
was laid up for over a year. A lot
can happen when you're on your
back.
RANDY
What'd I miss?
GALE
I'm not here.
RANDY
Hello?
MAN'S VOICE
Gale?
RANDY
She's not here right now.
MAN'S VOICE
But she's standing right next to
you.
GALE
C'mon.
(to Randy)
Keep him talking.
Gale and Dewey race off, across the grassy area where
STUDENTS come and go.
ON RANDY
RANDY
So... what's your favorite scary
movie? No response. Silence.
MAN'S VOICE
They'll never find me.
RANDY
What do you care? Let 'em have
their fun. So, what's up?
MAN'S VOICE
What's your favorite scary movie?
RANDY
SHOWGIRLS. Absolutely frightening.
What's yours? Wait, let me guess.
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW? FINAL
EXAM. GRADUATION DAY? THE DORM THAT
DRIPPED BLOOD? SPLATTER UNIVERSITY?
Am I close?
MAN'S VOICE
Closer than you think.
GALE
He has to be nearby. He likes the
game.
BACK ON RANDY
RANDY
So what's your deal? Can we talk
openly for a second? How does one
become a serial killer? Huh? Are
you psychopathic or merely
psychotic? And what is the
distinguishing feature'? Were you
slapped around as a child? Is it
hereditary? Did your Mom take test
drugs? You know, have you tried
getting laid? It's done wonders for
my homicidal tendencies.
MAN'S VOICE
Do you want to die?
RANDY
Gee, let me think. "Do you want
to... " Is that the best you can
do? Some tired hand me down rehash?
Hey, pal, no one's gonna write a
book about you. No movie rights.
Nothing. I've been through this
before and much better I might add.
Dewey appears.
DEWEY
It's okay. C'mon, Gale.
BACK ON RANDY
RANDY
And if you're such a brilliant
smart killer - why copycat? Why not
be original? Where's the
innovation? Let's pioneer some new
ground. Make a statement. Go down
in history. Now you'll always be
the Woodsboro copycat killer.
That's lame. It's like a bad
sequel. And why Woodsboro? What
about Manson, Bundy, Son of Sam?
Why imitate two high school loser-
ass dickheads - 1 knew the guys.
Stu was a wussy ass wet rag and
Billy - jesus - what a rat-looking
homo-repressed, mama's boy.
GALE
Randy? Randy? Where did he go?
CUT TO:
SHERIFF
He's broken his pattern.
CAPTAIN TYLER
They've broken their pattern.
SHERIFF
You're sure about this two person
thing?
CAPTAIN TYLER
Broad daylight, a crowded movie
theatre. This is too much fun for
one person.
SHERIFF
I would say we are now officially
baffled.
CAPTAIN TYLER
On national television.
CUT TO:
CLOSE ON SIDNEY
ON THE MONITOR
ON SIDNEY
SIDNEY
Excuse me? Did your computer just
freeze?
The guy leans over and takes a look at Sid's monitor.
GUY (CONT'D)
You have an instant message, that's
all. Just hit ALT M.
SIDNEY
I'm not signed on.
GUY
Someone here in the room. All the
terminals are connected.
SIDNEY
He's here. He's in the room right
now.
ON THE MONITOR
COTTON
What better alibi could I have? I
was here in custody.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Maybe you don't work alone.
COTTON
Yeah, that's it.
SHERIFF
Why did you attack Sidney Prescott?
COTTON
There was no attack, we were
talking. Very heatedly. Miss
Prescott and I have a very
complicated past. That's no crime.
CAPTAIN TYLER
And the gun?
COTTON
I have a permit. It's registered. I
have a legal right to carry it.
SHERIFF
Why do you need a gun?
COTTON
Gentlemen, your growing hysteria is
not reason enough to hold me here.
I've been down this road before.
And unless you're going to charge
me with a crime I'd like to walk
outta here. I have an interview at
6:00.
CUT TO:
DEWEY
She's safe.
Silence.
DEWEY (CONT'D)
How you doin?
GALE
Not good. How you doin?
DEWEY
Not good.
DEWEY
Can't we hold him?
CAPTAIN TYLER
No, we got pressure from California
State. The man practically has
clemency. We can't run the risk of
falsely accusing him. He has to be
standing over the victim with knife
in hand before we make a move.
DEWEY
What now?
ON COTTON
GALE
What's going on, Cotton?
COTTON
You know the story, Gale. Man
falsely accused, sent to prison,
proved innocent, released back into
the real world and never trusted
again. Want the exclusive?
GALE
Did you do it?
COTTON
Now, Gale, you were so instrumental
in my freedom. You're not having
character doubts now, are you?
GALE
You have a right to be angry.
COTTON
No, Gale, I don't have any rights.
You made sure of that.
GALE
Cotton, I've done nothing but help
you.
COTTON
You've done nothing but get rich
off of me. How many books have you
sold, Gale? You think I don't
understand points and royalties and
ancilliary rights?
GALE
Don't do anything stupid, Cotton.
You've come to far.
COTTON
Gale, I don't know what I'm doing
from one moment to the next. I'm
just taking it as it comes.
CAPTAIN TYLER
Night's coming. I think its time to
beef up security on the Prescott
girl.
GALE
Where is she?
SHERIFF
She was just escorted to her dorm
room.
DEWEY
Is she safe there?
CAPTAIN TYLER
We're going to bring her in. Hide
her out for a coupla days. And
we're issuing a campus lock-in this
evening. No one is allowed out
after dark.
DEWEY
That doesn't work, sir.
GALE
You're just isolating people.
You're giving the killer a blank
canvas.
CUT TO:
The young man makes his way down a long hallway, down a
spiral staircase, through a thick basement door and
into...
A RAGING PARTY
LOIS
It's all about sisterhood.
Everybody thinks its about partying
and blowjobs but...
MURPHY
... we only promote safe rubbered
sex.
LOIS
... it's really about family and
tradition...
MURPHY
... harmonica style is okay.
LOIS
I just love being a sister.
DEREK
Thanks, ladies.
MICKEY
Are they aware of your not so
positive portrayal of Greek life?
DEREK
Not one bit.
MICKEY
Where's Sid?
DEREK
She dumped me.
MICKEY
No way.
DEREK
Yeah.
MICKEY
You freakin?
FRATERNITY JOCK
He lavaliered. He's dead.
They carry him around the room, CHANTING. The frat boys
abduct Mickey, taking him up the stairs and out sight.
Others lookie loo's follow. Derek grabs his camera and
bolts.
CUT TO:
EBERT
(from TV)
I enjoyed its clever execution...
HALLIE
We're missing the Sig Ep party.
SIDNEY
No, Hallie, not tonight. Parties
and mass murderers don't go
together. Trust me.
HALLIE
No, no, I hadn't planned on going,
it's just Mickey will be pissed.
SISKEL
(from TV)
It was just an excuse to kill
young, big breasted girls. I didn't
like it.
SIDNEY
Someone else has been killed.
CUT TO:
MICKEY
FRATERNITY JOCK
Who do you love?
MICKEY
Hallie.
FRATERNITY JOCK
Did you say "My TKE brothers"?
MICKEY
No, I said Hallie.
SIDNEY
I'm fine. I wish people would stop
treating me like glass. I'm not
gonna break.
HALLIE
It's okay to break, girl. You
shatter if you have to.
SIDNEY
I'd really just like to be alone.
DEWEY
The police are waiting outside.
They're going to take you somewhere
safe.
SIDNEY
Dewey, there's no such place.
DEWEY
Humor me, Sid.
HALLIE
Can I come with her?
SIDNEY
No, Hallie, I'm not gonna take you
down too. I'll be alright.
GALE
Sid, I'll come with you.
SIDNEY
But who would operate your camera?
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
He's cool, Remy.
JOEL
They got Mickey. He's being toasted
at the Deltas.
HALLIE
I knew it. Shit! I gotta get over
there.
JOEL
We're under quarantine.
HALLIE
I'm the only one who can cut him
down.
SIDNEY
It's not a good idea, Hallie.
JOEL
I'll go with her.
HALLIE
Be safe, girl.
She gives Sidney a hug before she can object, then she
and Joel race out into the hallway as Dewey sticks his
head in.
DEWEY
Sid, you should get going.
DEWEY (CONT'D)
Where are you two headed?
JOEL
(instant cover)
Hallie forgot her footage at the
film dept. I'm gonna walk her over
before it's gets too late
DEWEY
You really...
HALLIE
I gotta have it, Dewey.
GALE
Hey, Dewey?
HALLIE
Seeya, Dewey.
GALE
If you were truly a copycat,
wouldn't you want to emulate
everything about the killer that
you could?
DEWEY
Meaning?
GALE
He's already gotta be a part of
Sid's life. What do you know about
this Derek?
DEWEY
Solid alibis. He was with Sidney
when she was attacked.
GALE
Billy had alibis too.
DEWEY
Hey, I got stuff to do. But I'll
find you later, okay.
SIDNEY
Whatever.
CUT TO:
MICKEY
(whispering)
Come on, Hallie, baby...
CUT TO:
GALE
(checking door)
You broke the lock.
DEWEY
You broke my heart.
GALE
What are we looking for?
DEWEY
A bloody knife. A ghost mask.
Something like that?
GALE
Can we turn the light on?
DEWEY
That's not the way it's done.
DEWEY
And it's sexier in the dark.
GALE
Dewey, you and I would never make
it.
DEWEY
Maybe not. But think about the sex.
As frustrated as I am...
GALE
... and as lonely as I am...
DEWEY
We'd break some furniture.
GALE
Tell you what. We get through this
one. And we'll take out a hotel
room. Over here with the light.
DEWEY
They're roomates.
GALE
And Joel's pre-med.
DEWEY
The sorority girl was gutted with
autopsy precision.
GALE
Shit! It's both of them. The first
murders were to throw us - using
the same names as Woodsboro. But
they've moved on - they're getting
closer to Sidney. They're not
looking for a Himbry or a Tatum to
kill. They're looking for the new
Tatum.
DEWEY
Hallie?
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SIDNEY
Where are you taking me?
POLICE GUARD #1
Actually, I don't know.
POLICE GUARD #2
We're meeting another car that will
transport you the rest of the way.
POLICE GUARD #1
Safety precautions.
SIDNEY
I feel like Eddie Murphy.
POLICE GUARD #1
We feel like Kevin Costner.
The Ghost pulls the Police Guard from the car, then
gets in, behind the driver's seat. The Ghost puts the
car in drive and takes off down the road.
The Squad car makes direct contact with the lamp post,
SLAMMING into it, bringing the car to a CRASHING HALT,
lodging it agaisnt the building's stone exterior.
Then she notices the metal grate. The edge has been
pried apart in the crash. Sidney reaches for it,
pulling on it, bending it backwards...
CREAK!
FRONT SEAT
Sid falls down into the seat, her eyes never leaving
the Ghost. She lay crumpled up against the smashed
passenger's door, the only sound is her own TERRIFIED
BREATHING. She watches the Ghost Masked Figure. His
body doesn't move. She contemplates her next move.
HONK!
Her back brushes against the horn. Sid TENSES, her face
a little more than a foot from the Ghost Mask. He
doesn't move. He's completely out cold. Sid pushes the
car door open and starts to slide completely over the
Ghost when she stops.
BAM!
The Ghost has hold of her foot, pulling her back into
the car. Sidney KICKS and WRITHES breaking free. She
hops to her feet as the Ghost emerges from the car.
Sidney SLAMS the car door shut. It catches the Ghost,
knocking him backwards.
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GALE
Ssshh! What was that?
DEWEY
Let's find out.
GALE
This is all too familiar.
DEWEY
Over here.
Dewey and Gale enter. If not for the red EXIT SIGNS
that hang over the exit doors, the room would be
completely dark.
GALE
Maybe they never got here. He could
have taken her anywhere.
DEWEY
C'mon. Let's go.
CLOSE ON MONITOR
GALE
Jesus Christ!
DEWEY
He filmed his victims.
GALE
Shit!
DEWEY
Dammit!
GALE
Let's go.
DEWEY
No, wait here.
Dewey hands her his flashlight and takes off for the
stair rise that leads to the upper level.
GALE
No, Dewey, let's call for backup.
GALE
Dewey?
DEWEY
There's nothing. I'm coming down.
THE GHOST
DEWEY (CONT'D)
Watch out!
DOWN BELOW
UP ABOVE
DOWN BELOW
Gale tears out the exit door, the Killer right behind
her.
AT THE LECTURN
DEWEY (CONT'D)
Gale!
GHOST FIGURE
DEWEY
Gale! Gale!
Gale can't take her eyes off the door. Her face is
terrified. If she'd only turn around, she would see
Dewey - his face terror stricken as a knife is hurled
into him repeatedely. With each thrust, blood is
splattered against the glass.
GALE
(through tears)
NOOOOOOO!
THE HALLWAY
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Sid makes her way up the front porch. She POUNDS on the
front door, SCREAMING her lungs out.
SIDNEY
SOMEBODYPLEASEOPENUPSOMEBODY!
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Oh God, help me. We have to call
the police.
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Do you have keys? I need to get
inside.
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Shit!
Sidney checks out the yard. Off to the side, she spots
a big tree with a...
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Mickey? Mickey?
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Oh God, no, Mickey...
MICKEY
Sid? Jesus, where's Hallie? I've
been here all night.
SIDNEY
Listen to me. We've got to get
help. The Killer's here.
MICKEY
What are you talking about?
SIDNEY
He's after me.
MICKEY
Shit! You've got to cut me down,
Sid.
SIDNEY
I'll be right back.
MICKEY
Where you going?
SIDNEY
Watch out.
MICKEY
Do it again.
MICKEY (CONT'D)
What was that?
SIDNEY
Don't panic.
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Watch out.
MICKEY
SIDNEYWATCHOUT!
SIDNEY
Hey.
MICKEY
Run, Sid...
Both Ghosts turn to Sid at the same time. She takes off
running, along the side of the house, through a row of
shrub that take her to...
SIDNEY
Hallie?
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EXT. CAMPUS MINUTES LATER
Gale rips the phone from its cradle, presses the CALL
button.
VOICE
(from phone)
What is your emergency please?
GALE
Someone's trying to kill me. I need
the police.
VOICE
Are you in danger now?
GALE
Yes, goddammit!
VOICE
Where is your attacker?
GALE
I don't know.
VOICE
Stay under the safety light. Help
is on its way.
GALE
The safety what? Fuck that!
GALE
SIDNEY!
GALE (CONT'D)
Fuckin' hurry.
Gale throws the phone down and tears off for Sidney.
INT. THEATRE SAME
SIDNEY
Hello?
SIDNEY (CONT'D)
Hallie?
Complete darkness.
DRIP! DRIP!
DEWEY
HALLIE
CLAPPING!
COTTON
Quick, untie me.
VOICE
(from behind video
camera)
You've seen this movie before,
haven't you?
Sidney looks to the voice. The camera is pulled away to
reveal...
DEREK
He smiles at her.
DEREK
Smile for the camera.
COTTON
Sid, c'mon.
DEREK
Go on, untie him.
SIDNEY
No. This is a set up.
DEREK
That's quick.
COTTON
Please, Sidney, he's going to kill
us.
DEREK
You must be dealing with some
serious trust issues right about
now.
DEREK (CONT'D)
Sidney, you can't keep your back to
the audience like that. Could you
cheat a little forward for me?
COTTON
Please, Sidney.
DEREK
You're really stumped, aren't you?
You know there's two killers but
you don't know who they are. I'm a
given. The boyfriend. Way obvious.
But now you're torn. Everyone else
appears to be dead. Except for
Cotton. Hmmm? Hmmm?
HALLIE
Paaaaiiin... yah, such pain... The
story of your life, Sid.
DEREK
Need some help, honey.
HALLIE
I got it..
DEREK
You should really see your face
right now, Sid. It's doing some
freaky shit.
HALLIE
Yeah, you look quizzical yet
pensive.
DEREK
Yeah, how can we help? Do you have
any questions regarding the sequel
of your life?
SIDNEY
Why?
DEREK
Good question. You took the bait.
HALLIE
Ever see NATURAL BORN KILLERS?
Well, Derek and I have this whole
Mickey/Mallory-Woody
Harrelson/Juliette Lewis thing
going on.
DEREK
I really don't like that
comparison, honey.
HALLIE
(to Sid)
He hates Oliver Stone.
DEREK
I find his work overwrought.
Sid is waning.
HALLIE
C'mon, Sid, don't fade on us. We've
been planning this baby for a year.
Humor us.
DEREK
Nope. You had your chance.
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GALE
Shit.
CUT TO:
DEREK
We met on the internet.
HALLIE
He sent me the cutest e-mail.
DEREK
I read her postings on the horror
movie chat boards and fell
hopelessly. Hook, line...
HALLIE
We have our own website now. We
dedicated a whole page to you.
DEREK
You'd me amazed at how many of us
there are out there. It's a whole
world, Sid. You're really popular
amongst the demented.
HALLIE
You're the one who got away.
DEREK
Until now.
COTTON
You guys are fucked.
HALLIE
Actually Cotton, and I think
critics would agree, it's the other
way around.
DEREK
Poor Cotton, could life be a little
more cruel?
SIDNEY
You're not going to get away with
this.
HALLIE
Of course not. Who wants to? What's
the point if we don't get caught?
Where's the glamour in that?
DEREK
The way I see it. We'll be
arrested. Go to prison. Cash in on
the home footage. Secure a book
deal. If all goes as planned, our
trial should coincide with the
release of STAB II.
HALLIE
A verdict and premiere all on the
same day. I love it.
DEREK
We're hoping for the death penalty.
I have this whole DEAD MAN WALKING
swan song exit planned.
HALLIE
And now, drum roll please...
DEREK
Hope you're ready, Sid. We got one
last surprise for you.
HALLIE
A twist ending if you will.
DEREK
Yeah, we really had our work cut
out for us. It really is the curse
of the sequel. The Billy/Stu
thing's been done.
HALLIE
... so we had to be different but
yet the same because if you venture
to far away from your orginal story
you completely alienate the
audience...
DEREK
And we didn't want to do that, Sid.
We wanted to give you your money's
worth.
HALLIE
So we found a compromise.
DEREK
Or it found us.
HALLIE
We have a surprise guest star
waiting in the wings.
DEREK
Just for you, Sid.
HALLIE
Wait a sec, Derek. We forgot to
flip.
DEREK
Oh yeah.
(to Sid)
We figure the one of us that
actually kills you will get a
little more press. It's been an
ongoing discussion.
(to Hallie)
Heads or tails?
HALLIE
Tails.
DEREK
Shit! You win.
IN THE AUDITORIUM
Gale emerges from the lobby. She found a way in. She
eyes the proceedings on stage. She sees Sidney standing
over Cotton. And then Hallie and Derek on either
side... knives in hand. She races down the aisle.
GALE
Sidney!
ON STAGE
SIDNEY
Gale!
IN THE AUDITORIUM
Gale moves down the aisle, not sure what's going on.
ON STAGE
Sidney moves down center. Derek cuts her off just as...
ON STAGE
HALLIE
It's about time she showed up.
IN THE AUDITORIUM
DEBBIE SALT
standing, lips pursed.
DEBBIE SALT
Hello, Gale, we've been waiting for
you.
SIDNEY
Okay, look, you guys - I applaud
your methodical expertise but I
have a question. What's going to
happen after I die? I thought the
heroine is supposed to live.
HALLIE
Not this time.
DEREK
Yeah, we're trying to send a
message to Hollywood. I'm really
getting tired of all the happy
endings. It's just not reality. In
the real world the good guys die,
the innocent are punished, and the
murderers inherit the earth.
SIDNEY
But nobody wants to see that. It'll
never go. They'll rewrite you. You
don't want that.
HALLIE
Oh, Sid, you're sounding desparate.
I guess fearing death makes one
anxious.
SIDNEY
You fucking freaked out movie nut
psychos...
VOICE
(off camera)
Don't blame the movies, Sid. Movies
don't create pyschos.
DEBBIE SALT
Don't you know that by now? It's
about family. It all starts at
home. It starts with the father...
and the mother.
SIDNEY
Mrs. Loomis?
GALE
What?
SIDNEY
Oh my God.
GALE
Jesus. It can't be.
HALLIE
Told you we had a guest star.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
DEREK
Everything's taken on a hyper-
reality, hasn't it?
GALE
You're Billy's mother?
DEBBIE SALT
I couldn't believe you didn't
recognize me. You even interviewed
me for your book.
GALE
You're all in this together?
DEREK
We had to have financing.
HALLIE
Tuition's expensive.
SIDNEY
Why Mrs. Loomis?
DEBBIE SALT
Where should we start? Your mother
ruined my marriage by sleeping with
my husband. You ruined my family by
killing my son. Gale aired it to
the world. Should I go on... isn't
that enough?
GALE
Jesus, you're just as whacked as
your son.
DEBBIE SALT
Where do you think he got it?
Mental illness is heriditary. Who
do you think incouraged him to kill
your mother? He was a smart kid but
children need parental guidance.
DEREK
Yeah, she's been great, Sid. We
never would have been able to it
without her.
DEBBIE SALT
And I couldn't have done it without
you two. Now who won the coin toss?
HALLIE
I did.
DEREK
What are you...
Debbie turns the gun on him. FIRES AGAIN. Derek moves,
the bullet catches him in the stomach. He drops to his
knees. Debbie FIRES again. Derek takes another bullet.
This time dropping. Very dead. His body falls near
Cotton who has remained suspiciously quiet through this
ordeal. He eyes Derek's knife that now lay near his
wrists.
DEBBIE SALT
Nice kids but a little out there.
GALE
What are you going to do?
DEBBIE SALT
Finish what my son started.
GALE
But you'll never get away with it.
DEBBIE SALT
Enter Cotton Weary.
COTTON
No... not again.
DEBBIE SALT
Sorry, Cotton. I guess you were
just meant to be a killer.
SIDNEY
You'll never get away with this.
GALE
Thank God.
GALE (CONT'D)
God, Cotton, what a nightmare. I'm
so sorry.
COTTON
Yeah...
GALE
Thank you.
SIDNEY
NOOO!
COTTON
It's perfect, Sidney. No one will
ever suspect me. I have proof. I'm
the victim.
SIDNEY
Please, Cotton, don't do this.
COTTON
I get my revenge and make some fast
cash.
SIDNEY
It's over, Cotton.
COTTON
Not until you're dead.
BACKSTAGE
She almost reaches the end when COTTON RIPS THROUGH THE
SCRIM!
The catwalk sits above the open fly space where flats
and a large chandelier are stored in the air.
Sid reaches the top and takes off running down to the
ending.