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During a fire safety talk, no one paid attention to Michael's presentation. Later, Michael staged a fake fire drill to simulate an emergency situation to teach his employees procedures. However, the employees panicked and were unable to recall the proper evacuation plans. It was then revealed to be a simulation, though some employees remained distressed.

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The Office Script

During a fire safety talk, no one paid attention to Michael's presentation. Later, Michael staged a fake fire drill to simulate an emergency situation to teach his employees procedures. However, the employees panicked and were unable to recall the proper evacuation plans. It was then revealed to be a simulation, though some employees remained distressed.

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Last week, I gave a fire safety talk,

and nobody paid any attention.


It's my own fault for using PowerPoint.
PowerPoint is boring.
People learn in lots of different ways,
but experience is the best teacher.
Today, smoking is going to save lives.
Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Did you bring your jerky in again?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Fire!
Oh, fire! Oh, my goodness. What's the procedure?
What do we do, people? The phones are dead.
Oh. How did that happen?
It's out in the hall.
No. We don't know that.
The smoke could be coming through an air duct.
Oh, my God! Okay, it's happening.
Everybody stay calm. Everybody stay calm!
What's the procedure, everyone?
What's the procedure? Stay... calm!
Everybody just... calm down!
No, no, Michael, no! Touch the handle.
If it's hot there could be a fire in the hallway!
What does warm mean? Oh, my gosh. Try a different door.
Not a viable option. What next?
- Don't run! - Try the other door.
Here's a door. Check that one out. How's the handle?
It's warm. Okay, go to the back door.
Well, another option. Another option.
Jeez! Okay, settle down, everyone!
I forgot my purse!
Leave it, woman!
Get out of the way! Go, go, go, go, go!
Things can be replaced, Phyllis!
People, human lives, however...
My hand! That's hot!
This one's hot, too.
Okay, we're trapped. Everyone for himself!
Let's go! Let's go! Get out of my way!
Okay. Okay. Okay!
Get out of the way!
Have you ever seen a burn victim?
Move it!
Okay! Procedure! Procedure!
Exit options! Where do we go, folks?
Use a what to cover the mouth? It's okay.
A what? A rag, a damp rag perhaps.
Let's remember those procedures. What are the options?
Okay! That's the wrong way. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We've already tried that. Remember your exit points.
Exit points, people. Oscar?
What's next, huh? Oscar!
Stay alive, I'm getting help!
Pull me up!
You're too heavy.
I only weigh 82 pounds.
Save Bandit!
How about 911? Anyone? 911?
What do we do?
Use the surge of fear and adrenaline
to sharpen your decision making.
Okay, I am not dying here. Come on.
What is that? What is that?
The fire's shooting at us!
What in the name of God is going on?
I'm trying to...
Help! Help!
Oh, my God!
Attention! Employees of Dunder Mifflin!
This has been a test of our emergency preparedness.
There's no fire. It was only a simulation.
What?
Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise.
So what have we learned?
Oh, come on. It's not real, Stanley.
Oh, my God.
Don't have a heart attack.
No, no, no, no, you will not die!
Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley!
Stanley! Barack is President!
You are black, Stanley! I'm gonna give him mouth-to-mouth.
No, no, no. Don't give him mouth-to-mouth for this.
He just swallowed his tongue.
Michael! Michael! Open your mouth. Don't swallow it!
I'm fine! Leave me... I'm saving him!
How could you possibly think this is a good idea?

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