act fe. (Frencny starts doing It’s the biggest th Rizzo's hair.) ‘Parry. You'll never guess what happened this morning. Rizzo. Prob'ly not. Parry, Wel, they announced this year’s nominees for the Stu- 1d guess who's up f0F Who? Rizzo. W Party. Oh, uh, thanks. Oh, you must T never even bothered to introduce mys ‘Saxby. Oh, I'm Sandy Dumbrowskt. Parry, It’s a real pleasure, Sandy. We certainly are glad to Ihave you here at Rydell. ‘Saxpy. Thank you. Parry, 1 bet you're going to be at the cheerleader try-outs next week, aren’t you? ‘Saxby. Oh, no, I'd be too embarrassed. Parry, Don’t be silly. 1 could give you a few pointers ke. ‘Maxry. Aaaaaahhh, son Parry, Goodness gracious! Rizzo. Nice language, What was th Maxry. (Examining her glasse: of my the macaroni, (Lights fade on Gixts, come xp on Guxs on the Ae Pox, tey, ant that Dany over tore? [STAR T Sonny, Where? ——— cite, Yeah, What's he doin’ hangin’ around the girls! gym ick! ye seen around since kinder- garten? Not qui ‘Doon, (Yells) HEY, DANNY! WHATCHA DOIN’? Rocen. That's good, Dood. Play it real coal 7 faybe he ain’t gettin’ any. Kenickm, Aw, leave him alon‘ (Danny enters, corey gone anny, Hey, you guys, what (Fakes Sonny out with @ quick goose.) Sonne, Whattaya say, Zuko—'éja see any good-lookin’ stulf cover there? : ‘Danny, Nah, just the same old chicks everybody's made ott witht Dooby. Where ya been all summer, Danny? act GREASE 13 Dany. We ita Tot of time down at the beach. Kemicios Hey ja mse any nen broad? Janisy, Nah, Just met this one who seas sort Dance, Nah. ‘one who ta cool, ya know? Kesick! Danny. Sonny. (Starts Ei ‘SaNby, I spent most of the summer at We got a brand new pool right in the neighbor- hauled your cookies all the way to the beach foré + 1s was sort of special boy, Are you Hiddn't There anno such thing, (Light st up on Guys.) Se fe you nna know what yen (Gove soy: Vea! Lets hea dabei was (Danny rises and sings Sanby sings her “Yo the Gints.) “SUMMER NIGHTS” HAD ME A BLAST ‘Savy, SUMMER LOV IMMER HAPPENED SO FAST, MET A GIRL CRAZY FOR ME Sanvy, A BOY CUTE AS CAN BE suniteR Day, DRIETING AWAY, TO ion, tds SUMTER NiGHTS me ‘TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, DID] VERY FAR? aes4 GREASE acti Grats. TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE ‘Marty, LIKE DOES HE HAVE A CAR? DANNY. SHE SWAM BY ME, SHE GOT A CRAMP SANDY. WE RAN BY ME, GOT MY SUIT DAMP Danny. SAVED HER LIFE, SHE NEARLY DROWNED ‘Saxy. HE SHOWED OFF, SPLASHING AROUND Born. SUMMER SUN, SOMETHING BEGUN, THEN UH-OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS Gus. TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE FRENcny, WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? Guys. "TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE Kewicxie. Db SHE PUT UP A FIGHT? Danny, TOOK HER BOWLING, IN THE ARCADE Sanpy. WE WENT STROLLING, DRANK LEMONADE, Danny, WE MADE OUT, UNDER THE DOCK Sanpv, WE STAYED OUT TILL TEN O'CLOCK Born. SUMMER FLING, DON’T MEAN A THING, BUT, UH.OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS Guys. TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, BUT YA DON'T. HAVE TO BRAG Guns. ‘TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE. Rizzo. "CAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE A DRAG Sanvv. HE GOT FRIENDLY, HOLDING MY HAND Dany. SHE GOT FRIENDLY, DOWN ON THE SAND Sanpy. HE WAS SWEET, JUST TURNED EIGHTEEN act 1 GREASE as Dawe, sufW&S coon, vn KNOW WHAT 1 MEAN? ; ino, Tose Soman Noes” TELL ME MORE, TELL, ME MORE HOW MUCH DOUGH DID HE SPEND? TELE Ste MORE, TELL ME MORE | COULD SI GET ME A FRIEND? YP TURNED COLDER, THAT'S WHERE XT ENDS SO°T'TOLD HER WE'D STILL BE FRIENDS Sanpy. ‘THEN WE MADE OUR TRUE LOVE VOW Danny, WONDER WHAT SHES DOIN’ Now ont. | SUMMER DREAMS, RIPPED AT THE SEAMS, BUT, 7. { UH-OOH! THOSE SUMMER NIGHT Is TOF) (Lights stoy up on Boru Gnovrs ojter sone.) Phete Mye |} Hye eel 7 Parry. Gee, he sounds woAderful, Sandy. ‘Doopy. She really sounds cool, Danny. Rizzo. A guy doesn't touch ya and it's true love, Maybe he ( was a pansy. (Sanpy gives Rizzo a puzzled look.) Roorn. Big: ONS. huh? FRencuy. Hey, nice talk, Rizzo! i KENICKIE. She Catholic? Jan. What if we said that about Danny Zuko? Sonny, Hot stuff, huh, Zuker? ‘Sanpy. Did you say Danny Zuko? Dann, I didn't say that, Sonny! Rizzo. Hey, was he the guy: Dooby. Boy, you get all the “neats"! att’ Doesn't he oto Lake Forest Academy? (Pov Laos laugh) 'KENICKIE, She doesn’t go to Rye dis head "0." ‘Maxry, That's a laugh! Sonny, Too bad, I'd bet she'd go for me, qesnns, |, does she? (Danny shakes4 H Denes ie niin ahatare doin’ with this hunk-ah-junk, any- way? 2 GREASE aert Danny. Eleven o'clock at night? Sure, maybe we could go sel ion, what 3 laugh! They don’t use these dicape on cop cars. (A. cor hor is heard.) Sonny. Hey, here. comes that car we just hit Let's make tracks! Ditch the evidence! (Guys run, dropping hubcaps, Sone ities to scoop them up a3 Kenicxye drives on in "Greased Light- Big) Lede C (pished by Hither Seer, Banwy, Hey, walt a minite—it’s Keniki Kewietse. All right, put those things back on the car, dip- stick! Sonny, Jeez, whatta grouch! We was only holdin’ em for ya so nobody'd swipe Hoovy, (Handing back dice.) Hey, where'dja get these cool dice? ‘KeniGare, Whaltaya mean? This is “Greased Lightning’ (Whats? and puscled looks go up from Guys.) Sonny, What? You really expect to make out in this sardine can? Kenscuse, Hey, get bent, Laiertit Rooens. Nice color, what is it? Candy Apple Primer? Kewiexae, That's all right—wait till T give it a paint job and soup up the engine-—she'll work like a champ! "DANNY. (Epoking=acarand-picking-1p-miked) The oneand only-Greased-Lightattigh (Driving guitar begins playing.) ‘Kenrcnre. (Sings.) I'LL HAVE ME OVERHEAD LIFTERS AND FOUR BARREL QUADS, OH, YEATL A FUELINJECTION ‘CUT-OFF AND CHROME-PLATED RODS, OH, YEAH WITH A FOUR-SPEED ON THE FLOOR, THEY'LL BE ~"WAITIN! AT THE DOOR YA KNOW WITHOUT A DOUBT, I'LL BE REALLY MAKIN’ OUT IN GREASED LIGHTNIN’ KENICKTE and Guys. GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN’, YOU'RE BURNIN’ UP THE QUARTER MILE (GREASED LIGHTNIN’, GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN’) YEAH, GREASED LIGHTNIN’, YOU'RE COASTIN’ THROUGH THE HEAT-LAP TRIALS (GREASED LIGHTNIN’, YEAH, GREASED LIGHTNIN’) i of VEAH, GREASED LIGHTNIN’, YOU'RE COASTIN’ act i GREASE 28 YOU ARE SUPREME, THE CHICKS'LL DREAM ‘BOUT GREASED LIGHTNIN’! Kenickie, TLL HAVE ME PURPLE FRENCHED TAIL-LIGHTS AND THIRTY-INCH FINS, OH YEAH ‘A PALOMINO DASHBOARD AND DUAL MUFFLER ‘TWINS, OH YEAH WITH NEW PISTONS, PLUGS, AND SHOCKS, SHE CAN BEAT THE SUPER-STOCKS. YA KNOW THAT I AIN'T BRAGGIN’, SHE'S A REAL DRAGGIN? WAGON. GREASED LIGHTNIN’! _ Kenicxre and Guys, (GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN’, YOU'RE BURNIN’ UP ‘THE QUARTER MILE (GREASED LIGHTNIN’, GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN’) ‘THROUGH THE HBAT-LAP TRIALS (GREASED LIGHTNIN’, YEAH, GREASED LIGHTNIN’) }yOU ARE SUPREME ]THE CHICKS'LL SCREAM FOR GREASED LIGHTNT awnd ce! ie (As song ends, Razz0 ners) — 5 TOL? Rizzo, What is that thing? Kenroxte, Hey, what took you so long? Rizzo, Never tind what took me so long, Ts that your new custom convert? Kewickik, This is itt A Ruzzo, Yeah, i's about as coal as @ Good Humor truck, Kenicxit. Okay, Rizzo, if that’s how you feel, why don’tcha go back to the pajama party? Plenty of chicks would Joye. \ : "0 ride around in this little number Rizzo, Sure they would! Out! What do ya think 1 (Ruzzo opens the passenger door, shoving Guy ot Hey, anny! I just let your girlfriend at Marty's hous, flahin’ all over the place ‘Daw, Whattaya talkin? about? Rizzo, Sandy Dombrowski! Y'know . . . Sandra Dee Kensoxte, Be cool, you guys. (R12z0 inimiediotely starts crowl- ing allover him.) ‘Danny. Hey, you better tell that to Rizzo! (Siren sounds.) it cool?act GREASE 4s Kentcxie, C'mon, let's go eat. (He and Soxwy stort towards Burger Polace.) ‘Sonny. Hey, Knicks, you wanna split a super-buger? Kenrckre, Yeab, All right. Sonn¥. Good. Lend me a half a buck, (Sonny and Kentcxm exit into Burger Palace stashing their weapons in a pointed oft drum used for garbage.) Dooov. Hey, Frenchy, maybe I'll come down to your beauty school some night this week... we can have a Coke or some- thin’ pe Brwwcny. (Uncertain Yeah . . . yeah, sure. (Dooo% ses” ‘ond, depositing hiz baseball bat in the samo! can, exits into thee ‘Burger Palace. To her movie magazine.)f eet! What am I gor do? T mean, I can’t just tell everybody 1 dropped out of beauty school. T can’t go in the Palace for a job . . . with all the guys sittin’ around, Boy, I wish I had one of those Guardian Angel things like in that Debbie Reynolds movie. Would that be neat somebody always there to tell ya’ what's the best thing to 6." (Spooky angelic guitar chords, Frencsiy's Guardian Teen ‘AncEL appears swinging in quictly on a rope. He is « Fabian-tike rock singer. White Fabian sweater with the collar turned up, white 1 ‘chines, white boots, a large while comb sticking out of his pocket. He sings “BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT.” After the first verse, ‘a chorus of ANGELS appears: a group of Giais in white plastic Sheets and their hair in white plastic rollers in a halo effect. They provide beckground Doo-wahs, The Tren Ancrt sings.) SONG: “BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT” YOUR STORY'S SAD TO TELL A TEENAGE NEER-DO-WELL MOST MIXED-UP NON-DELINQUENT ON THE BLOCK YOUR FUTURE'S SO UNCLEAR NOW. WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CAREER NOW CAN'T EVEN GET A TRADE-IN ON YOUR SMOCK. (Gums enter, dressed in plastic beaulician's robes and curlers.) BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT NO GRADUATION DAY FOR YOU BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT MISSED YOUR MID-TERMS AND FLUNKED ‘SHAMPOO WELL, AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN TIME, TO WASH AND CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES UP. APTER SPENDING ALL THAT DOUGH TO HAVE THE DOCTOR FIX YOUR NOSE UP BABY, GET MOVIN’46 GREASE, ner it WHY KEEP YOUR FEEBLE HOPES ALIVE? WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN’: YOU GOT THE DREAM BUT NOT THE DRIVE IF YOU GO FOR YOUR DIPLOMA YOU COULD JOIN ‘A STENO POOL TURN IN YOUR TEASING COMB AND GO BACK ‘TO HIGH SCHOOL. BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT HANGIN’ AROUND THE CORNER STORE BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT TPS ABOUT TIME YOU KNEW THE SCORE WELL, THEY COULDN’T TEACH YOU ANYTHING YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A LOOKER BUT NO CUSTOMER WOULD GO TO YoU UNLESS SHE WAS A HOOKER, BABY, DON'T SWEAT IT YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT TO HOLD A JOB BETTER FORGET IT WHO WANTS THEIR HAIR DONE BY A SLOB? 5 NOW YOUR BANGS ARE CURLED, YOUR LASHES “TWIRLED, BUT STILL THE WORLD IS CRUEL WIPE OFF THAT ANGEL FACE AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL, (At the end of the song the Trex Ancoes, hand: Frexcny 4 high school diploma, wohich she uncurls, fooks at, crumples up and throws away, The TEEN. ANCEL, Gnd Cxtork look on, = Enencux ales away) ST OF YOU-AUT OUR GOOD ADVICE, TO SHAME HOW COURBYOU DO IT? BY'D SAV-THE SAME. NO MATTER WHO MAY TRY, MIGHT,AS WELL GO BACK TO THAT MALT SHOP _IN THE SKY. {Cuom esits and Teen Ancer swings off on rope, Franny ‘ils. Door, Kewtcxir and Sonny conte ou! of Burger Palace as the place is closing. The Guys retrieve their weapons rom the trosh can.) Sony, Looks like they ain here at nine. ‘gonna show. They said they'd beact GREASE a all owe a big round of applause to Patty Simcox and her com- Inittes for the wonderful decorations, (Aid reaction from crowd.) CHA-CHA, They shoulda got real coconuts! Miss Lyxcit, Now, I’m sure you'll be glad to know that I'm ‘ot judging this dance contest, (A few kids cheer.) Allright, All right, Pd like to present Mr, Vince Fontaine . . . (Kids cheer, az she looks oround.) ... Mr, Fontaine? Vince. (Wec up! Miss Lyon. As most of you know, Mr, Fontaine nouncer for radio station WAXX, (Vince, om the 6 whispers in her ear.) . ...uh. . . (Uncomortably.) seene on big fifteen.” (Cheer goes up.) Now for the rules! One: All couples must be boy-gi Rogt, Too bad, Eugene! Miss Lyxca, Two: anyone using tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified Rizzo. (Loud to Kesuckte,) ‘That let's us out Miss Lyxcx. Three: If Mr, Font ‘you must clear the dance Noor Vince, (Grabbing the mike from Miss Lewca.) T just wanna say, truly i all sincerity, Miss Lynch, that you'e doing 2 really, ig with Maxty, yells 10 Miss LyncH.) Comin’ lucky to have ye you're really terrific, ISS heer.) Only thing I wanna say, in selves, have a ball, cause Tike we always say at the focks hang out— (Pie kids enjoy your. ‘cause it don't matter if you win or lose, it's what ya do with those dancing shoes, So, okay, cats, throw your mittens around your kittens... and AWAY WE GO! (Viner does Jac Gleason pose. JOHNNY Casino sings “BORN TO HAND-IIV! During the dance, couples are eliminated one by one as Vin INTAINE. mills Ghrough the crowd, tapping each couple and SORN TO HAND-JIVE" JOHNNY CASINO BEFORE T WAS BORN, LATE ONE NIGHT MY PAPA SAID, EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT ‘THE DOCTOR LAUGHED, WHEN MA LAID DOWN WITH HER STOMACH BOUNCIN’ ALL AROUND SONG:a GREASE act it "CAUSE A BE-BOP STORK WAS "BOUT TO ARRIVE AND MAMA GAVE BIRTH TO THE “HAND-JIVE"! 1 COULD BARELY WALK WHEN I MILKED A COW AND WHEN I WAS THREE I PUSHED A PLOW WHILE CHOPPIN’ WOOD I'D MOVE MY LEGS. AND STARTED DANCIN’ WHILE I GATHERED EGGS THE TOWN-FOLK CLAPPED, I WAS ONLY FIVE HELL OUTDAN ALL, HE'S A BORN “HAND- JIVE’ (Short guitar solo, Dance Chorus.) BORN TO HAND-JIVE, BABEEEFEEE! BORN TO HAND-JIVE, BABY! (Dance.) $0 GREW UP DANCIN’ ON ‘THE STAGE DOIN’ THE HAND-JIVE BECAME THE RAGE BUT A JEALOUS STUD PULLED A GUN ‘Optional AND SALD “LET'S SEE HOW FAST YOU RUN?”) Yen YEAH, NATURAL RHYTHM KEPT ME ALIVE, OUT-BODGIN’ BULLETS WITH THE 0) HAND-JIVE! NOW, CAN YOU HAND{JIVE, BABEEEEBEE?? Oth CAN YOU HAND-JIVE, BABY? OH, YEAH, OH, YEA, OI, YEAIL BORN TO HAND: ver STOP (ently, lt the conples ore eliminated except Dawe ond Ghin-Chin On the fn chores, te kids stand around ft aha} ticle and lop in hime, Verce-Vorane- pals se Lyte — anto—the—dence—foor-and” tries to hog the spotlight from Basnerand Coren, dt the end of the dance, Miss LYN, Out of breath, returns to the bandstand, Vince Fostatse right behind her.) Miss Lyncts, My goodness! Well, we have our winners, Will ‘you step up here for your prizes? Daniel Zuko and... . and (DANNY ond Cua-Cia, swamped by the other Bids, battle their ‘way fo the bandstand.) CuaCita, Cha-Cha DiGregorlo Miss Lyweit, (Taken abucl af having to repeat the first name.) Uh... . Cha-Cha DiGregorio, | Cira-Caia. (Grabbing snike,) They call me Cha-Cha "cause Lm the best dancer at St, Bernadette’ (Mixed reaction ond ad-libs rom crowd.) Muss Lyset, Oh . . . that's very nice, Congratulations to both of you, and here are your prizes: two record albums “Hitsact GREASE 9 Roczr. (Crossing to JAN.) Hey, we just gonna stand around here all day? Let's get outta here! Doovy, Yeah, we're missin” “Anything-Can-Happen” Dayt (Exxon joins’ Doooy.) Danny. Yeah, let's cut! You comin’, “Big-er Sanpv, Solid!'Hey, Patty, you wanna come? Parry. Oh, W , but I wouldn't sant to be in the way. Sanpv. Nah. Tt don’t matter. Right? Dawnv. Hell no, c'mon, Patty! (Parry crosses up to door wear Danny.) Sonny, (Goes over to Manry,) Hey, Marty, did T tell ya Tm esti ac gt Ne Cy wld ou pant my name on (Sn ned apts er oad Ty ta don es) in (Crosing fy Kec) Hy, Rel ne ep a tne dtr! 1 ak in gins a (a pal rd at ona ke ees} owe Coy hen wt eto. cd ey I | joc cee met So Yell pba bopl around each other as they WE GO TOGETHE} ) CURTAIN4 GREASE, act 1 Marry, Gee, I don't even know if Tl go. Danny, Why not, Marty? Manry. I ain’t got a date. Danny, Hey, I know just the guy. (Pause, Vells offstage.) Hey, Eugenet (Manry starts to chase Danny hitting him with magasine.) SONG: “WE GO TOGETHER” Aux, (Sing) WE GO TOGETHER, LIKE (+ RAMA-LAMA-LAMA;-KA-DINGA DA DING-DONG REMEMBERED FOREVER, AS 2/SHOO-BOP-SHA WADDA WADDA YIPPITY OOM-DE-BOOM % ,CHANG CHANG CHANGITTY-CHANG SHOO BOP ‘THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE (WHAA-OOHHI YEAH) afer: enseinble, 4) WERE ONE OF A KIND, LIKE_--~ | Y *DIP-DA-DIP-DA-DIP te \ DOO WOP DA DOOBY DOO \ |. OUR NAMES ARE SIGNED vv °/BOOGEDY, BOOGEDY, BOOGEDY, BOOGEDY, SHOOBY-DOO WOP-SHE-BOP CHANG CHANG-A CHANGITTY CHANG SHOO BOP WE'LL ALWAYS BE LIKE ONE (WHAA-WITA.WHA- WHAAAAAAH) WHEN WE GO OUT AT NIGHT AND STARS ARE SHINING BRIGHT UP IN THE SKIES ABOVE OR AT THE HIGH SCHOOL DANCE WHERE YOU CAN FIND ROMANCE, MAYRE IT MIGHT BE LA-A-A-AH-OVEI (Riff chorus.) WERE FOR EACH OTHER, LIKE A WOP BABA LU MOP AHH WOP BAM BOOM! JUST LIKE MY BROTHER, 1S G/SHA NA NA NA NA NA VipPrTy Dir DE DOOM CHANG CHANG-A CHANGITTY CHANG SHOO BOR; /? WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER! - (At the end of the song, the lights fade om the kids as they go off laughing and horsing around.) END OF ACT ONE Steikee 4 AcT TWO Scene 1 Scene: The Greasens run on ond sing “SHAKIN’ AT THE HIGH SCHOOL HOP.” They ore Preparing for the high school dance-—the boys combing hair, polishing shoes, ete— the girls spraying hair, putting on crinalines, stufing Kleenex into bras, ete. pe 3 \ a, fe WELL, HONKY-TONK BARY, GET on THE-FLOOR ALINIHE CATS ARE SHOUTIN’, THEWREVELUIN' FOR MORE 4 MY BABY LIKES TO ROCK, MY BABY LIKES To & ROLLS MY BABY DOES THE CHICKEN AND SHE DOES THE STROLL: Z WELL, THEY SHAKE IT. ORK, SHAKE IT fo YEAH, SHAKE IT / EVERYBODY SHAKIN’ SHAKIN’ AT THE HIGH SCHOOL, HOP ANY, / WELL, SOCK HOP BABY, i. / ROLL UP YOUR CRAZY JEANS Gus, / GONNA ROCK To THE MUSIC, i GONNA DIG THE SCENE Gints? SHIMMY TO THE LEFT, Guts, CHA-CHA TO THE RIGHT WE GONNA Do THE WALK TILL BROAD DAYLIGHT J (Repeat Chorus, / WELL WE'RE GONNA ALLEY-OOP ON BLUEBERRY Guys. (| BULLY QULLY WITH LUCILLE, WON'T BE STANDIN' 35