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A blonde was taking a helicopter lesson and was told the instructor would check on her every 1000 feet. At 2500 feet, she got cold and turned off the helicopter's propeller, causing the helicopter to crash land. When the instructor asked what went wrong, the blonde explained that she turned off the "big fan" because she got cold.

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Exit Laughing

A blonde was taking a helicopter lesson and was told the instructor would check on her every 1000 feet. At 2500 feet, she got cold and turned off the helicopter's propeller, causing the helicopter to crash land. When the instructor asked what went wrong, the blonde explained that she turned off the "big fan" because she got cold.

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EXIT

LAUGHING.

 A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The


instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to
see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and  A man travelling by train asks the ticket
said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she collector what time the train stops at Victoria.
was still doing well. "Sir, we don't stop at Victoria, it's the
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the express.""You are joking!, I NEED to get off at
propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. Victoria!"
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and "Sorry sir. This train will not stop at
pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went Victoria.""There must be something you can
wrong?" do.""Well there is one thing ...""What? anything! I
The blonde said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get need to get off!""Well, I'll get the driver to slow
cold, so I turned the big fan off." down and I'll dangle you out the door and lower you
onto the platform."
"My God! Will that work?""It's worth a
try."The train approaches the platform at 50 mph.
The ticket collector hangs the man in mid-air out the
door. The man starts running! The man is running in
mid-air."Run faster! Run faster!"
The ticket collector lowers the man down. The
man's feet touch the platform! The man is running
for his life! The ticket collector lets go. The man is
running at 30mph! He's made it! He begins to slow
down. He's still running at 20mph alongside the train
as the other passengers watch in amazement. As the
last carriage goes by, a hand grabs the man by the
shirt collar and lifts him back onto the train. As he's
being pulled into the carriage, he hears a voice
say ..."You're lucky I was here to help! This train
doesn't even stop at Victoria!"

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