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Christmas Assembly Script

The document is a script for a holiday assembly at a school. It includes introductions from Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, musical performances, student interviews, presentations from classes, and a kahoot game. Santa and Mrs. Claus then "roast" students and teachers in a joking manner by giving them silly gifts related to inside jokes or traits. The assembly closes with well-wishes from Santa, Mrs. Claus, and the principal.

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Christmas Assembly Script

The document is a script for a holiday assembly at a school. It includes introductions from Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, musical performances, student interviews, presentations from classes, and a kahoot game. Santa and Mrs. Claus then "roast" students and teachers in a joking manner by giving them silly gifts related to inside jokes or traits. The assembly closes with well-wishes from Santa, Mrs. Claus, and the principal.

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Script:

Holiday Assembly Script

Santa

Mrs.Claus

Introduction

WWE Entrance with Sounder bear and elf and Mrs.Claus (Chaotic)

Santa comes in all buff while the song it's about drive, it’s about power is -playing.-

Everyone: -Looks into camera awkwardly-

-The elf leaves slowly.-

Santa: Ho Ho Ho, Santa Claus here with Sounder Bear and my bae Mrs. Claus

Santa: To get everyone into the holiday spirit let’s listen to some festive music. Hit it Sounder

Bear!

-Sounder Bear plays music- play music for a minute or two

Santa: Great, let’s get this party started!


Mrs. Claus: You’re right Santa, now we have Zora Jajic singing a song! Sing along everyone!
Zora Sings
Santa: Wow Zora, that was a great performance, it really brings the jolly spirit. What about you
Mrs.Claus?
Mrs. Claus: It certainly did. Even though the holiday’s are the jolliest time of year, we gotta
remember that the earth has some serious problems. Ruby Armstrong is going to tell us
different ways we can be sustainable over the winter break.
Ruby Armstrong
Santa: Woah that was pretty epic, tree’s are cool! That reminds me, we have to add the final
touch to the tree!
-santa adds ornament to tree-
Mrs. Claus: Nature is amazing, almost as amazing as my dear Santa (looks at santa adoringly)
Santa: Anyways let’s check how students from our school are feeling about the holidays. We
asked students what they are most excited for during this winter break. Now reporting live from
Howe Sound Secondary School we have Elf!
Interviews
Santa: Wow! Looks like everyone will be having an exciting winter break. *looks to Mrs. Claus*
I know we will as well.
Mrs. Claus: *blinks*
-awkward silence.-
Santa: Anyways, back to the show!
-Phone rings-
-Mrs.Claus answers phone call-
-While on the phone-
Mrs. Claus: What in the snowflakes!!!
-puts phone down- with a shocked face-
Mrs.Claus: We just got a problem Santa
Santa: What is it?
-Mrs.Claus whispers into Santa’s ear-
Santa: -Shocked face- Oh no the teachers have gone wild!!
Mrs. Claus: Don’t believe us, just watch….
Teachers video
Santa: Wow guys that was something I tell ya.
Mrs. Claus: Haha sure was!!
Mrs.Claus: Now we will have Lucy Gill reciting a poem.
Poem
Mrs.Claus: Thank you Lucy that was an amazing poem.
Santa: Agreed!
Mrs.Claus: Anyways Santa I was wondering if I could borrow some money
Santa: For what?
Mrs.Claus: You know for shopping so I can get more clothes, (lists random things)
Santa: (awkwardly says) You know you don't need to get anything, you already have so many
clothes!
Mrs.Claus: Should I tell everyone the real reason you're not giving me any money
-looks into camera-
Mrs.Claus: Do you guys know what you call a broke santa? Saint Nickel-less!!
-Santa gets embarrassed-
-Mrs.Claus is laughing-
Santa: Anyways! We have a presentation from Environmental Science. Take it away guys!
Environmental Science Video
Santa: Wow guys! My brain feels so empowered with all the information
Mrs.Claus: Yes, Thank you environmental science. Now we have Aboriginal Leadership talking
about making cards for the Squamish Nation elders.
Aboriginal Leadership Video
Santa: Thank you Aboriginal leadership.
Now, we’d like to give a special thank you to Mr. Mcjannet’s, Ms. Kirkpatrick’s, Ms.Brandt’s,
Ms.Flynn’s and Madam St-Pierre’s classes for donating to community Christmas care. Your
kindness is much appreciated.

Santa: Now let's move on, Everyone please get out your phones and let's play kahoot!

Mrs.Claus: Our elves will be monitoring the names so don’t put anything inappropriate. Or we’ll
put you on the naughty list.
Kahoot
Santa: Wow guys that was something I tell ya
Ms.Claus: Definitely!, Anyways everyone we have a naughty list!!! The following people need to
come to room B110.

Roasts………

Ms.Claus: We wanted to roast the grade 10s but they’re a little too young for that, so let's move
onto the grade 11s.

Grade 11
First up we have Nathan Hawkings -We heard you were missing an important piece of
clothing on VSCO so here’s a shirt to cover up.
Next is Laurein Apacible - one of our elves told us you snooze off in class, so to keep you
comfortable we got you a pillow
And our final grade 11 is Jodh Ghuman - we all know how much you value your grades so
here’s a box of tissues when you get a mark off your test.

Grade 12
Now we have our beloved seniors
● Owen Scarth - We know you have some trouble parking properly so here’s a car mirror
cleaner to help you see better.
● Ujwal Dhaliwal - Since you are a very outgoing person and pretty loud, here's some ear
muffs for your friends and family.
● Sahil Cheema - Since you love to show off your car so much, here’s _____ so you can
bring even more attention to it.
● Abbey Godecke - Since your car battery keeps dying, here's a pack of Double A
Batteries to help it stay charged
● Memphis Steffensen - We all know your mask suddenly flies off all the time, so here’s a
mask that will stay on.
● Coral Humphrey - Your acting career has been extremely successful, and with all the
success always comes haters. So here’s a pair of sunglasses to block those haters out.
● Bryce hall -
● Harleen Kandola - Since you’re never at school we didn’t bother to get you a gift so you
get just an honorable mention.
● And our last beloved senior is Chad Pereverzoff - Our little elves have noticed you
have made some strange google searches while in class and we’d advise you to erase
your search history before anyone else sees it. So, here’s an eraser to help you.

Groups
Santa Claus: We have a group roast yall!
● To all the Athletic Leadership mentors - Navi Cheema and Jodh Ghuman, oops I mean
Jaiden Ghumman. We really appreciate the AL mentors, they have participated so much
throughout the years! Especially with helping the leadership class so here’s a
participation award!

Teachers
Ms.Claus: Now for our grand finale, we have our teachers!
● Mr. Shea: Mr. Shea, we know you love plaid shirts, but we’ve seen your entire collection
by now, so here’s another one you can add to it.
● Mr. Best - Mr Best we heard that you make an amazing lentil soup, so here’s a pack of
lentils so you can make loads of it over the holidays
● Ms.Taylor: We know how annoying it is to have your students come in late. Here is a
pair of nunchucks to break their kneecaps!
● Ms. Boisvert: (Art teacher) - We’ve heard you don’t like Tech Decks, here’s a tech deck!
● Ms. Geller - since you won’t be joining us in the second semester we wanted to give
you something to remember us by in your retirement, here’s a mole plushie to remember
your favorite chemistry class
Santa: Now that you guys know who was on our naughty list, that's the end of our show.
Mrs. Claus: Have a safe and fun winter break everyone!, from Mrs.Claus
Santa: and Santa Claus
Mrs.Claus: Now we will have a closing message from the principal, Ms.Boisvert
(Both wave to camera)
(Santa Claus and Ms.Claus screen turns off)
Ms. Boisvert Closing Speech

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