Dont Overthink It
Dont Overthink It
By
Sam Sinclair
1.
ACT I
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Scene 1
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SHOPPER 1
Hello, you there?
TOM
Oh yeah sorry, do you want a receipt?
SHOPPER 1
I shouldn't really, I heard it’s made from BPA, the
same stuff in female hormones apparently...
TOM
Ah cool, well here’s your receipt if you want it.
TOM
Can I put some shop music on?
LEWIS
Yeah sure man.
Pause
LEWIS
Hey man, you know tomorrow is the last day of the
year. Can’t believe how quick it’s gone.
TOM
Oh yeah it has.
LEWIS
I’ve done so many of my New Year's resolutions too,
how about you man?
TOM
I’m not sure to be honest.
LEWIS
Come on you must of made one!
TOM
Uh maybe. Maybe to stop overthinking as much and live
a little more.
LEWIS
And have you done that?
TOM
Yes
LEWIS
You sure?
TOM
Maybe
LEWIS
Maybe not good enough man, tomorrow the last day of
2021, tomorrow your chance to do it, make it a day to
remember.
TOM
Yeah your right
SHOPPER 2
You done chatting.
TOM
Oh sorry madam.
Scans items.
TOM
Do you have a loyalty card.
SHOPPER 2
Oh no, my husband does though.
TOM
Ah good, do you have it with you?
SHOPPER 2
No…my husbands dead.
TOM
I’m sorry to hear that.
Long pause
'Stay-in alive' comes on…then Lewis comes back
LEWIS
It's an oldie, but it’s a classic!
SHOPPER 2
I wish my Derik stayed alive!
TOM
Lewis turn it off!
Scene 2
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Long Pause
TOM
Shut up.
TOM
I said SHUT UP! Just for 2 second Shut it!
Pause
HOUSEMATE
THE FUCKING FRIDGE, IT'S WIDE OPEN! IT'S SO COLD! TOM
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US! NO WONDER THE ELECTRIC
BILL IS SO HIGH. FUCK YOU TOM!
Pause
TOM
No your wrong.
HOUSEMATE
Oh why's the fridge open
Closes fridge.
HOUSEMATE
Sorted...
TOM
(boastfully) See!
HOUSEMATE
Ha ha ha ha stayin alive stayin alive, ha ha ha
stayyyyin aliiiveeee ivvveeee ahhhhh.
Pause
TOM
Can we agree never to think of that again.
TOM
I'm not ignoring her, she knows I have a lot of my
mind.
TOM
And besides she loves me, I I love her, we will be
ok.
SUSAN
Love you?! That's the first time you made me laugh
all year.
Susan freezes.
TOM
(towards inner thought) Your wrong, just...just leave
me alone ok even if its just for tomorrow please let
me have a day of peace.
TOM
(shocked) What.
TOM
Yeah anything.
TOM
Ok...
SUSAN
Tom, hey, how have you been.
TOM
Yeah I'm been good thanks, how...how about you?
SUSAN
Ah good thanks,...is there something your not telling
me, I feel like we hardly talk anymore.
TOM
SUSAN
If I thought that what you thought
TOM
I was afraid that you'd be afraid
SUSAN
Yes, I know, that now you know
And that now I know that you knew, that I knew you
adored meeee.
TOM
I was wrong to...
SUSAN
Say you were wrong to...
TOM
Say I was wrong about...
SUSAN
You being wrong...
TOM
When you rang to say that
SUSAN
The ring was the wrong thing to bring
TOM
If I meant what I said
TOM
If I were you and I'd done what I'd done
TOM (SUSAN)
I feel bad, that you feel bad (I feel badly)
I'm not mad, you got mad (I'm not mad that you got
mad that I got mad)
If I were you and I'd done what I'd done (If I were
you)
I'd do what you did when I gave you the ring (But I'm
not you)
TOM
But now it's out in the open
SUSAN
Now it's off our chest
TOM
Wank
END OF SONG.
SUSAN
Hello, Tom? You still there...I love you.
Tom snores.
SUSAN
Bye.
BLACK OUT.
ACT II
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LIGHTS UP.
Scene 1
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TOM
I'm free.
MUM
Tom, you there?
TOM
Hey Mum, how have you been.
MUM
Not bad thank you, you know the usual your Dad
driving me mad again, like just choose the bloody
tiles for the bathroom already its not that
hard!...Anyway, got much planned for the last day of
the year.
TOM
Yeah loads, I think today is gonna be great.
MUM
Ah good darling, remember what I always say.
TOM
Yes Mum I know.
MUM
Are you gonna be hit by a bus today?
TOM
No
MUM
And will a plane fall on your head?
TOM
Well no.
MUM
Then today is what you make it, make a good one.
TOM
I will Mum, I promise.
MUM
Fantastic.
DAD
I like the green Tiles, but not sure if blue will be
better.
MUM
Oh Steven just pick green and call it a day already!
Sorry flower, got to go, speak to you soon, bye.
TOM
Bye Mum.
DAD
But I'm not sure if green is right yet.
MUM
Well bloody pick one that is right.
BLACK OUT
Scene 2
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TOM
Morning Lewis, old buddy, old pal!
LEWIS
(Confused) Uhh, morning mate. Your lively for an 8am
start.
TOM
Yeah, I don't know I just have a really good feeling
today gonna be a great day!
LEWIS
Ahh good, I didn't really mention it as it's not
normally your thing but I'm hosting a new years party
tonight, wanna come?
TOM
Yeah sure sounds great.
LEWIS
Cool.
SHOPPER 1
Excuse me you never guess what I found out about
receipts today.
TOM
No I don't wanna hear it, here's your BPA riddled
receipt, have a lovely day.
SHOPPER 2
Excuse me young man, can you help me get this pack of
tissues, my Husband used to buy...
TOM
Tissues but he's dead yada yada yada we get the
picture, here you go!
SHOPPER 2
Oh I say!
TOM
That shift went quick. See you later Lewis.
LEWIS
Yeah see, ya.
TOM
Oh hi Susan.
SUSAN
Hey, I was ringing to see if you wanted to meet up at
6 for a drink at that new bar in town.
TOM
Sounds great Susan, I'll see you there Susan. Bye
Susan
TOM
(looks at audience and points at his phone)...Susan.
TOM
Can I have an amaretto and coke please?
BARMAN 1
Do you mean Disaronno?
TOM
...Yeahh
BARMAN 1
One Disaronno and coke coming up.
BARMAN 1
That'll seven, fifty please.
TOM
(shocked) Ok
TOM
(Whispers) I thought you were leaving me until
midnight?
TOM
(whispers) Ok I admit...
TOM
(Talks quieter) I admit I was a little to honest
there, but except from that it's been great without
you, so go away.
TOM
Leave me alone.
BARMAN 2
Hey, the boss said we need to move the bar forward.
BARMAN 1
Ah ok you get this end, and I'll get this one.
BARMAN 2
Thank god this bar is moveable.
BARMAN 1
I know right!
TOM
Susan. Susan, hey right here.
SUSAN
Hey!
TOM
What drink would you like?
SUSAN
Whatever your getting.
TOM
Hey, could I have 2 Disaronnos and cokes please.
SUSAN
You ok?!
a glass.
BARMAN 1
Excuse me sir, what are you doing.
TOM
You do have Amaretto!
BARMAN 1
Please can you leave.
TOM
(Embarrassed) ...Yep.
SUSAN
Much prefer walks to bars anyway.
BLACK OUT
Scene 3
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LEWIS
Oh heyyy, your here, I didn't think you were coming.
TOM
Hey, wait I told you I was going this morning.
LEWIS
Cool...
TOM
Well anyway, you know Susan.
SUSAN
Heyy.
LEWIS
Hi, yeah of course...
Awkward Pause
LEWIS
I got to go mingle some more you know as being the
host, see you later guys.
EVERYONE
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Happy Ne...
LEWIS
For fuck sake Tom!
TOM
I'm sorry...
LEWIS
No Tom! Can you! Can you just leave already, no one
actaully wants you here!