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Om ganeshay namah

YUDKBH
EP 241 B

Next day

Sc 1/ sameer house/day/naina swati 3:00 to 3:30 min

Scene starts with Naina sitting down and cleaning almari ki kaun sa kapda
le jana hai and kaun sa nahi…packing with Swati and she is telling that
Sameer is so stressed because papa saath jaa rahein hai, and swati is kee
uska dar sahee hai, arre kanto pe chalna aasaan hai, par rakesh sir kays
aath rehhna .. ye toh aa bail mujhe maar wali baat ho gayee, and naina looks
at him and she is kee just and example, naina is kee I understand, lekin
kuch kar nahi sakte and jana toh padega hi papa ko and she is saying all
this packing and tabhie she comes across the pink nightly which Sameer
has got and she thinks of it and smiles and Swati sees it and teases her kee
teri aankh ka sharmana, and gaal gilabee hona, isse yahe epata chalta hai
that this was honeymoon gift and Naina is kee yaaa, and swati sees the tag,
and naia is kee yaa .. usne kabhi pehni nahi hai yeh and Swati is surprised
and she says, you mean Abhi tak? And sings rangeela gana, “hai rama ye kya
huya, tum aise mujhe satane laage” nahee huya And Naina blushes kee isme
gane ke ekya baat hai, and Swati says, haa bhai ye toh maatha peetane wali
baat hai, and says, Naina padhai mein itna hoshiyaar hone ka kya faayda
agar pyaar mein nil bate sannata hai. Tere liye itna sunder ghar banaya,
nighty laya and tune abhi tak!!! Naina is kee dheere bol naaa.. swati is kee
hey bhagwaan isse toh bolne mai hee sharam aa rahee hai, She says while
folding cloths, bechara Sameer toh bhala hai he doesn’t say anything and
koi aur hota toh batata. And naina looks at her and swati is kee ofcourse,
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pyaar mai poore 100 out of 100 .. looks at watch kee arre baba late ho
gayee, mujhe shopping pe jana thaa unke saath, mai chaltee hu and jaane
lagtee hai ruktee hai and phirr gatee hai, “tum itne pyare h kee dil kaboo
mai kaise rahein” and says pyaar karr nainaaa ... and laughing, She leaves
and here Naina gets thinking sameer kee line that they have just 2-3 days
left in this house and they should make as many memories as they can ..
and looks at nightie and we hear

Naina;s vo

Uss samay Wo nightie na hokar humare pyaar ka Prateek chinh bann gayee
thee, toh humne bhee than leeya kee abb pyaar ka ye tamga mai bhee aapne
oopar lagakr rahoongee .. and uss din I wanted to surprise Sameer when he
comes today.. but wo surprise huya ya shocked .. ye ..(laughs)

Vo ends.. and naina smiles and blushes.

Cut

Sc 2/some place/day/munna pandit sameer 3:30 to 4:00 min

Sameer is sitting with Munna pandit and dono samer ko dekhakr hanse jaa
rahein thei .. wo rukte hai aur phirr hansate hai, phirr rukte hai and phirr
hansate hai, and we hear

Samer’s vo

(sameer in some funny shayare) pyaar kee rah mai dumm nikal gaya, socha
thaa kee milenge phool parr mujhe sasura mill gaya ..

Vo ends .. wo muna pandit ko chup karata hai and they are like tu bhai and
aapne hath kanpati pe le jaate hai and goli arne ka gesture karte hai, and
laughs, he discusses that he can’t take Rakesh with him. Anyway there’s so
much work there and uspe Rakesh will just make it hell for him and Munna
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says why don’t you talk to your mother? Sameer says, mai toh mummy ko
hee le jaana chahta hu parr naina nahee manee, and munna is kee arre bhai
tujhe kaunsi zindagee bahrr chuphana hai, actually you need to lie about
marriage for few days. Once you will meet Anant Mahadevan…. your movie
starts then no one will say anything and sameer is kee yaa and mummy can
come for this small time and stay with us.. pandit is kee naina aur aunty
manegee, and sameer is kee manana toh padega, chahe uske liye mujhe
rone peetane ya koi bhee drama karna paade, and Munna says, lekin how
will you tell Rakesh? Have you seen his excitement? He will never agree
and Pandit says it won’t look nice also that you’ll tell him to not go now and
that your mother will be coming .. acha nahee lagega and Sameer is again
stressed kee tum meri side mai ho ya rakesh sir kee and says, parr yaar
kuch toh karna padega naa kee wo na bhee aaye aur unhe bura bhee naa
laage, parr aise kaise hoga and Munna says in flow that Rakesh khud mana
karega tabhi whole problem would be solved and Sameer loooks at Munna
and goes and hugs him and says bhai tere jaisa yaar sabke paas hona
chahiye.. Kya idea diya hai. Munna looks confused and Sameee says now
aise kuch hoga ki Rakesh sir khudh nahi jayenge Bombay and Munna
Pandit says lekin aisa hoga kaise? Tu kya karega? Sameer looks at them and
says, mai anhee tum karoge, and they are kee ok and then in double take,
hummm karenge, sameer is kee ofcourse, I can’t be involved in it as he is
my sasur and baat Kharaab ho jayegi and both look shocked and says na
bhai. Please don’t send us to bell the cat, tere ko chahiye toh mai tumahra
papa bankar chal sakta hu, and Sameer says kee yaar phansi se pehle jail
mai bhee aakhri icha poonchate hai, aur pooree akrte hai, aur tum dost
hokar bhee meri ahemadabad kee aakhri icha nahee pooree karoge, jaayo
yaar,, mai hee kuch kar loongaa, tum rehne do, bass ek vayda karo, ye baat
kisi ko baahr na pata chalne dena warna humaree dosti se logo ka vishwaas
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uth jayega and munna is kee bhai karr deeya na emotional, pandit is ke ye
humesha aisa hee akrta hai .. and here a reluctant MP agree and Sameer
does a yes.

Cut

NIGHT TRANSITION

Sc 3/sameer house/hall/ room/night/sameer naina

Sc 4 /chacha house/night/munna pandit rakesh

Sc 4A/CHACHA HOUSE/room/munna pandit

Sc 4B/CHACHA HOUSE/BATHroom/munna 7:00to 8:00 min

Scene starts with Naina has light the candles in the hall and she is wearing
that pink nighty and she sprays perfume on her and in the house. She has
done full taiyyari to spend a romantic evening with Sameer .. door ko open
chhod diya hai and waits ki sameer aayega, candle kee lights hai .. We show
bell rings and Sameer comes and see the candle lit hall .. just then naina ne
song chalaya hai.. “baahon kay darmiya” Sameer turn and see naina in
nightie, and wo use dekhte hi reh jata hai.

we play “BAAHON KAY DARMIYA” poora ambience iss samay romantic

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Munna pandit chacha kay ghar mai rakesh kay sane khadhe hai and munna
says acha hai chacha chachi ghar pe nahee hai, kaam aasaan hogaa, but
pandit is kee lekin librarian ka kya kare, he is looking at us ike bhashma
sur, kee ankho se hee bhasm karr dega, and they look saamne, Rakesh is
looking confused at Munna Pandit and says Tum dono ki tabiyat toh theek
hai na and Munna Pandit say, bilkul they’ve come to help Rakesh pack or
do anything he wants and he has been their guru and they should help him
now that he’s leaving and it’s like an end of an era and rakesh is kee shehar
chodh raha hu, praan nahee, so kyu kar rahein ho? and dono same SAMEER
WALA EMOTIONAL DRAMA karte hain kee aisa nahee hai sir jail mai bhee
phansi se pehle aakhri icha poree kee jaatee hai and raksh badhakata hai
kee abe mujhe kaunsi phansi lag rahee hai and they are kee apko nahee
sameer ko and rakesh is eke kyaa bakwaas hai and they are kee matlab,
matlab and dono rakesh ko dekhte hai kee kya kahein and they sings, “tu
pyaar ka saagr hai teri ik boond kay pyase hum” and Rakesh melts a bit and
says theek hai. anand kay kamre mai oopar ek bada suitcase hai wo
nikaalakr le aayo .. and Munna pandit says, okay andhe says, uske baad
mere kapde dho dena, and they are ok and he is kee aur doosre kapde phirr
press karwa dena, and phirr mere joote polish, and aage khne ko hota hai
and we charge on munna pandit kee something is still left and he is kee
bass, and they are kee hum abhee gaye and abhee aaye .. and turnds, take a
big sigh of relief .. and leave.

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We show Sameer goes close to Naina and Naina is now shy and Sameer
takes naina on the stairs and we show he takes her to the room .. Inside the
room, we see kee waha bhee candles lagee hai, parde ud rahein hai, song is
being played.. he puts her on bed and is about to come close, tabhie we hear
Kanji’s voice from downstairs as he calls Naina didi, sameer bhaiyaaaa ..
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and we show dono Naina Sameer don’t know what to say, unke ooapr toh
jaise kisi ne Thanda paani daal deeya ho and sameer is kee iska gala daba
doongaa mai and Naina says we have to go and see and Sameer na chahte
huye bhee nods and go down. (only sameer jayega, naina nighty mein nahi
jayegi and jab kaan ji force karega tab nighty par shawl ya kuch lapet kar
jayegi. )

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MP come in room and alamri kay oopar se bada sa suitcase nikalate hai kee
suitcase kays ize se hee lag raha hai wapis aane ka programme nahee hai,
bhai gaya humara, and Pandit says yaar we to stop him from going. Munna
says but kaise, kyunki aise toh he will make us do all work and go to
Bombay also and Sameer bhi marega and Pandit says looking up that
Bhagwan tum hi kuch kardo. Kuch bhi kar do. Chicken pox de do. Fever de
do. Ya pair Tod do and tabhi he stops and looks at Munna and Munna says
you’re thinking what I’m thinking and Pandit says Bhagwan ne kaha hai he
helps those who helps themselves and Pandit says and Bhagwan can’t be
there to clean up everything and hence he’s made—MUNNA PANDIT. (both
say in unison) . Then Munna says lekin kaise todenge pair? Pandit looks
here and there and then at the suitcase in his hand and says bagal mein
baccha and sheher mein dhindora and both look at it and smile..and in ff wo
bahut sara bharee samaan ataiceemai rkahte hai kee bharee ataichee
giregee tabhee toh ..

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Sameer neeche aata hai khundak mein and We show Kanji has got his wife
and he says, kya huya bhaiya light gayee huyee hai kyaa? And sameer is kee
kyu and he is kee itni mombatte lagayee huyee hai, and sameer is kee light
gayee nahee, light toh jalee hee thee kee tu aa gaya and kanji is eke samjhe
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anhee and sameer is kee zaroroat bhee naheehai and kanji is kee I wanted
you to meet my wife before leaving and, she does namasate and says, how
she is a fan of Naina and Sameer and Kanji used to tell her so much about
therm and she has made some sweets for them and we show Sameer want
to wrap up jaldi and send them off lekin she is kee mai mitahyee naina ji ko
bhee doongee and sameer is kee mai de doongaa and she is kee nahee mai
hee doongee..and kanji is kee itni see baat maan lijiye naa bhaiya..kya hai
bahut bholi hai aur ziddi bhee .. sameer makes a face …

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room mai naina is ke itna time kyu lag raha hai .. just then sameer kee
aawaaz aatee hai kee nainaa jaldi aayo, nainaaa and naina is kee aise kaise
jaayu and then she sees a shawl and wo usse lapetaee hai and neeche jaatee
hai ..

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Munna pandit comes out with suitcase, and rakesh koi kitaab padh raha hai
and they ask kee suitcase kaha rakhe sir and he is kee kahee bhee rakh do
and abb wo rakhne kay bhaane rakesh kay pass jaate hai jo kitaab mai
khoya huya hai, and uske panv pe girate hai kee wo uth jaata hai and aage
haata hai and wo phir sitcase utahte hai and uske peeche jaate hai jaha wo
paani le raha hai jug se and we see kee wo waha suicase girate hai, but
rakesh waha se aage badh jaata hai, munna pandit are frustrated, ek do try
aur karte hai kee abki bar sir pe hee gira dete hai, munna stops pandit and
ab gause se raksh kod ekhte hai, paanv ko dekhte hai uske aur uski aur
badhte hai .. And we play ki kya MP bag gira payenge?

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hall mai naina bhee kanji aur uski wife se milti hai and naina sameer ek
doosre kod ekhte hai and he is kee she says tumse mile bina jayeegee
nahee, I mean tumhe prasad diye bina and naina jaldi se leti hai, and naina
is kee ok, and sameer is ke thankyou kanji, subah aana, ok, and they are
happy kee jayenge kee wife ask naina kee light kay bina toh garmee lagnee
chahiye, aapko thandh lag rahee hai, and kanji is kee didi aapki tabiyaat toh
theek hai naa, and abb wo log baat kiye ja rahe hain ke eye jaaye and Kanji
and wife is like, doctor ko bulaye, le aaye, chai bana de, dawa laa de ..
Sameer and naina says, no no we don’t want anything but wo dono laage
huye heee hai and naina Sameer looks bugged ... and screams kee kahaa na
kuch nahee chahiye. And kanji is eke samajh gaya and they leave, naina
sameer takes a bighsigh …

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we see kee munna pandit pooree savdhaani se suitcase girane lagte hai, kee
raksh oopar dekhta hai and is kee kya kar rahein ho ye jagah hai suitcase
rakhne kee and they are kee apne bola ahee bhee rakh do and he is kee toh
mere sir pe rakhoge, and pandit is kee nahee paanv pe and rakesh usse
dekhta hai and dantaa hai kee waha rakho .. and dono jaakr rakhte hai and
says kee abb mere kapde dho do …

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Here we show naina sameer start their night, song is played again, and yaha
again jaise hee wo close aate hai, waapis bell bajtee hai..naina sameer
makes the face ..

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Sameer Neeche aata hai and wapis kanji hai and wo usse dawa deta hai kee
ye bukhar kee khansi kee jukaam keee, sir dad kee paanv kay dard kee and
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we charge on sameer and wo gusse se dekhta hai and kanji poree theli
dekar bhagta hai kee hume bataya nahee toh saree lee aaye ..

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pandit press kar raha hai .. and rakesh kee ek bhee crease na dikhe …

munna and pandit eke k joota polish akr rahein hai and rakesh kee shakal
dikhni chhaiye…

dono kee buree halaat hai …

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at last, nice beautiful night of sameer naina on song.. and consummation

FREEZE