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The document is a humorous dialogue between students complaining about having to study math. They lament about the long hours spent studying and dreading upcoming exams. One student jokes that it would be better if there was a school without exams or a calendar without dates or days of the week. Another wishes English, Hindi and science were subjects but not math. They continue joking about their struggles with math until one student speaks up in defense of math, calling it their Superman, Iron Man and Hanuman.

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Maths Skit Script

The document is a humorous dialogue between students complaining about having to study math. They lament about the long hours spent studying and dreading upcoming exams. One student jokes that it would be better if there was a school without exams or a calendar without dates or days of the week. Another wishes English, Hindi and science were subjects but not math. They continue joking about their struggles with math until one student speaks up in defense of math, calling it their Superman, Iron Man and Hanuman.

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Maths skit

“CHAR QUESTION MATHS KA KAM MERA ROJ KA HA TEACHER MUJHE


TOOKE HA PARENTS NE BHE TOOKA”
___________: Haha hum jaise students ka duk or dard
[ TUM KYA ZAANO TEACHER BABU]
School mai [PADHAYI PADHAYI PADHYI]
school ke bad [[PADHAYI PADHAYI PADHYI]
subha[ padhayi] sham [padhayi]
[ARE KITTNE PADAHYIIII]
_____: kash aysa school hota jis mai padhayi[HOTE HE NAHI]
or agar school hote bhe to us mai exams [HOTE HE NAHI]
_____: Magar universal truth ye hai ke padayi [ DIMAG KE DHAYI HAI]
or us mai bhe maths[HYE RAMM]
_____: Hum bechare students ke zindi to maths ke x variable ke tara ho
gye gai [whawhawhawha]
Hum becharo ke zindgi mi duk he duk hai jise
[ EXAMS , TEST , PROJECT,COMPTITION,Annual , FA , SA
Or kya bataye bhai kise kise ]
____: Padhayi ka to ye he rona hai hum ,humare pooorvaj , hu mare
pooorvajo ke poorvaj bhe[ ROTE HE RHE ]
Magar ye padhayi[ Tas se mas na hue]
______: Nam to mera Khushi hai magar is padhyi or exam ne
mujhe[Dukhi kr diya hai]
Or jab mai ye dhayi kilo ke RD SHARMA dkte hu to[ utte he nhi utt jate
hu]
____: Kash aysa hota ke marks to ate magar koi [ puchtanhi]
Jisse is duniya mai competition hota[ he nhii]
--------: Kash aysa hota ke English [hote],hindi[hote],science[hote]magar
ye [ M A T H S na hoteee]
______: Hmmm hum hai maths ke teacher [ hmmmmm] or aj hum lege
ek chota sa test [hmmmm] or jiske aye gnde marks vo pir
hmmmmmmm…..
______: sir hmmm mtlb
--------:hmm mtlb beta dko ab age age hota hai kya.
--------: mere to km marks aye sir ab mere papa ko bulaya hai
[ PAPA AB TO YE GYA YE LAT YE TAPPAR YE MARA AB TO YE GYAAA]
_____: Kyu beta pir fail ho gye are bde hokr kya chne bechoge
Are humare zamane mai to [ye he hota the]
Are humare marks to[ ye he ate the]
Agar pir se km marks aye to garh se nikal duga.
[ HUMKO BHE MATHS NE MARA TUMKO BHE MATHS MARE GA
Issee to acha hum is maths ko he mar dete hai ]
____: Chalo bhai jo kam apke dada par dada na kr paye vo in bcho ne
krdala in bacho ke liye taliya taliya mai to khta hu in ko bharatratna de
dena chheyee
Magar ye bache avitk so kyu rhe hai utto school nhi jana kya?
[School !magar avi time kaha hua hai]
Ye dko time
[ Magar ismai to time hai he nhi.,.]
Hoga bhe kha se maths nhi to ginti nhi to time nhi
[Chalo badiya he hai ,chlo school chale]
____: are ye sab kya hora hai koi ab arahai to koi tb chlo ye choro bacho
chlo apni drawing book nikalo or suraj bnao
___: ye lo mam suraj
___: are tumhara suraj aysa kisa hai ye kya bnaya tumne?
____: Are bul gye kya mathsnhi to geometry nhi geometry nhi to angle
nhi angles nhi to shape nhi math snhi to nap nhi maths nhi to ap nhi.
[ AYE CHL CHL JYADA NA BOL CHL]
____: Chalo bacho khana kha lo
[ Avi itte jldi okkk]
___: are mummy ne ittne rote kyu dedi? Aysa lgra pure khan dhan ka
khana dediya hai
___: Are to kitten roti chheye the maths ke bina to ginti is
impossible.TO khate jao kahte jao kaho
Jdii PT teacher are hai.
PT teacher: So student exercise is most important thing in life so lets
begin
Hands up hands down jump jump jog jog
____: Are iske agge bhe to kuchkaraoo.
PT teacher: Don’t talk continue continue ..Hands up hands down jump
jump jog jog.
___: Itte din ho gye avitk koi chutti nhi padhi chlo calender per dkte hai
ke vacations kab se hai.
___: arre aree ha haa dekho dekho wase bhi winter vacation or
Christmas ki chuuttiyaa ane hi wali ha dekho dekho.
Opening Calendar
____: yrr dekho yrr yae kasa calendar ha January kae baad July phir July
kae baad November phir uske baad October hai or na toh koi date or na
toh Day yae kasa calendar ha .
Ek Boomi jiska naam hai Prithvi Wo ghum ha ghum ha ghum ha ghum
ha

_____: aree oye band karo apna yae gana sana tum kya Isadore ho kya
jo singing kare jare ho .Oye tera Hindi ka Test Kab ha ??

ISADORE IS a Mathematician .

____: Mera toh Hindi Ka paper Kal but muje toh arhi ha abhi bht tej
nind muje toh abhi sone jana ha

___: arre Bcaho kya haal bana raka ha apna dekho khud ko , ita
murjhaye hua chare , Udas man chalo chalo chalo utho bacho Parisha ki
Tayari nhi kiya ka utho utho .

_____: yes ma'am.


_____: Yae lo phir tumhari prashna patrika.

_____: Ita Sare Prashan.

______:aree aree dekho na jane us bande ko kya ho gaya Yae toh


behosh ho gaya patani isnae konsi dawa kha liya jumae na toh koi batch
number na toh expire Date . Jladi Sae Ambulance Ko bhulao .

_____: aree aree bhai bhai yae kya ho gaya mera phone ko mera Phone
mae toh call Dial karne Kae liya koi number hi nhi ha . Ambulance Ko
kase bhulao .

_____ : Gadi mae sae odometer gayad ha .

_____: Speed Limit Gayab hore ha din bhar din accident hore Log mar
rhe ha.

_____: Chitiya ( Letters ) ayi lakin house number nhi . Dava karidi lakin
expiry date nhi . Mahnaga Phone toh liya but ab kisi kaam ka nhi .
Stylish wali Gadi toh likni ab kisi ko diknae ka fayda nhi raha . Election hi
gye lakin results nhi
Mano asa lagra jase khane mae namak hi nhi . CHALA MURARI HERO
Bane but Ban Gaya Aryabhatta ka Zero Ab sach mae yakin aya asli hero
toh wo ha jiskae pass ha maths .

___: Ho Gaye shok pura ji liya maths kae bina ??


Pata ha kita Dino ho gyae bas Do Din Or pata ha kiti logo ko Dhuk or
pida hori ha ?

Tho bolo Mante ho maths Ko loha Asli baat toh yae hai ki tum logo nae
aree ha bae udar kya dekhra tu bhi ata ha unmae, sabo na har subject
ko ( Crow ) Kaoaaa bana raka ha or uski sacchai
Mhatpurnata(advantage) jane bina use Terrorist Subject Gosit kiya ha .

____: Yae sach nhi ho sakta .


Maths Humara Superman ha, Iron man ha , Hum sabko Hanuman
ha .Maths kabhi mar nhi sakta . Kyuki maths kabhi marta hi nhi .

Tan tana tan Tantan tara


Agya humara maths Dubara
Suna ha tera chane wale
School mae 10 ha college 12.

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