Horrid Henry
Horrid Henry
By Francesca Simon
Susan: Me
Susan: ME!
Susan: Uhhh (to herself) oh dear….Now what is the password? (turning to Margaret)
Potatoes?
Margaret: No it isn’t.
Susan: No it wasn’t.
Margaret: I don’t know if I’m going to tell you. I could be giving away a big secret to the
enemy.
Margaret: Shhhh! We don’t want Henry to find out who’s in the secret club.
Susan: (looking over her shoulder, to check that the enemy was nowhere to be seen, then
whistling twice) All clear. Now let me in.
Margaret: Prove to me that you’re Susan, and not the enemy pretending to be Susan.
Susan: (Sticking out her foot so that Margaret can see it) I’m wearing the black patent
leather shoes with the blue flowers I always wear.
Margaret: No good. The enemy could’ve stolen them.
Susan: I’m speaking with Susan’s voice and I look like Susan.
Susan: (Stamping her foot) And I know that you were the one who pinched Helen, and I’m
going to tell Miss……
Margaret: Come closer to the tent flap (Susan bends over). Now listen to me, because I’m
only going to tell you once. When the secret club member wants to come in, they say
‘Nunga’. Anyone inside answers back, ‘Nunga Nu’. That’s how I know it’s you, and you know
it’s me.
Susan: Nunga
(Susan enters the tented area, gives the secret handshake, sits down on a box and sulks)
Margaret: (Scowling) That’s not the point. If you don’t want to obey the club rules, you can
leave.
Margaret: Have two. Then we’ll get down to business. Have you brought your spy report?
Susan: Yes.
Susan: (taking a crumpled piece of paper out of her pocket, then reading) I watched the
enemy’s house for two hours yesterday morning.
Susan: Saturday morning. A lady with grey hair and a beret walked past.
Margaret: Call yourself a spy and you don’t know what colour the beret was?