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Comedy Performance

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Introduce yourself and the characters you will be portraying.

Calum: Teacher
Wen Jing: Pengawas/ Class monitor
Wei Ni
Ashley
Kyraa
Theo
Alliya
Zhen Wei
Joshua Julian
Pavan: Madam Rachel

SCENE 1 Students copying other people's homework in the morning


Before class start
Zhen Wei doing homework in the class.
Theo comes into the class and sees Zhen Wei doing the homework.
Theo asks: We have to pass up today ah????
Zhen Wei: Yes?
Theo: Can you let me copy, please?
Zhen Wei: Why?
Theo: Because I forgot lah obviously...
Zhen Wei: It's because you keep playing Valorant with your friends all
the time.
Theo: At least it's better than you playing Honkai.
Zhen Wei: It's fun what.
Theo: Whatever, can you let me copy?
Zhen Wei: Fine, copy it quickly tho I’m not done with it.
Theo brings the book to his place and Zhen Wei does his own stuff.
While Theo copies the homework, Alliya rushes into the class and
immediately asks if she can copy the homework too.
Alliya: Broo can you give me your homework I’m not done with it...
Theo: I’m also copying it right now...
Julian: (Half awake) We have homework?? Can I copy it also??
Theo: Whatever lah just copy here
Zhen Wei: (In the background) If the answers are wrong don’t blame
me for it ah, you guys decided to copy my homework.

SCENE 2 Students going toilet when class starts


Students are playing until the teacher comes into class and students
greet the teacher.
Calum: Let's start the class now.
The teacher will start the lesson with a bit
Ashley: Teacher, may I go to the toilet?
Calum: Why just now during free time you didn’t go to the toilet?
Ashley: Haiya teacher I’m too busy talking to my friends. (Gossip
gossip)
Calum will ask a question here
Calum: If you cannot answer this question, you cannot go to the toilet.
Ashley doesn’t answer it correctly and cannot go to the toilet. After
that, Kyraa suddenly stands up.
Kyraa: Teacher I also want to go to the toilet.
Calum: You also, what were you talking to your friends about? Was it so
important that u had to use all your 30 minutes on that topic??
Kyraa: uhm
Calum: Ok answer the same question I gave to Ashley, spell
immediately.
Kyraa answers it correctly and smiles at Ashley while exiting the
classroom.

SCENE 4 Teacher will be teaching and one of the students will be


sleeping.
Calum: So do you guys understand what I’m teaching?
Everyone: Yes teacher.
Calum catches Julian sleeping
Calum: Joshua do you understand?
Julian: (wakes up) Yes teacher.
Calum will ask Julian a question, Alliya will give the wrong answer and
Wenjing will give the correct answer. Julian will look at both of them
and choose Alliya’s answer. Calum will punish Julian for not answering
it correctly and everyone will laugh at him.
Wenjing:(Whispering) Why did you not follow my answer??
Julian: (Whispering back) How would I know which one is the correct
one?? I was asleep!!

SCENE 5 Principal will come in for a spot check and announcement.


The teacher gives free time to everyone in the class and the students
play. The principal will start walking to the class.
Wei Ni: Principal coming!!
Joshua wakes up from a nap, and everyone goes to their seat and does
their own stuff. The principal comes into the class.
Pavan: Ok guys so we’re going to have a spot check, can I have the
prefect in this class help me with it
Everyone panics
Wenjing gets out of her seat and tells everyone to line up at the front
of the class, she will start calling names one by one and the person
will go to their seat while Wenjing checks their stuff.
Wenjing: Joshua.
Joshua goes to his place.
Wenjing: Where’s your student diary?
Joshua: Uhhh I think my dog ate it.
Wenjing: Seriously... (Checks Joshua’s bag and continues with the next
person)
Wenjing: Wei Ni
Wei Ni goes to her place.
Wei Ni: (Brings out student diary and laughs at Joshua) Haha I have my
student diary unlike you...
Wenjing:(Checks Wei Ni’s bag and continues with the next person)
Theo.
Theo goes to his place.
Wenjing: Student diary?
Theo: I forgot to bring it today.
Wenjing: (Checks Theo’s bag and takes out a mini pan and cucumber)
What is this??
Theo: (Tells the reason why he brought the stuff)
Wenjing: Whatever, don’t bring it next time.
The principal will stop the spot check and tell everyone to go back to
their seat.
Pavan: Ok Wenjing you can stop the spot check. I realised that your
class is very messy, why is there so much rubbish on the floor? Pick it
up and throw it now, after that go back to your seats.
While everyone is picking up the rubbish, Theo and Joshua will silently
throw the rubbish at each other and make the back of the class
messier, but the principal doesn’t see it.
(After everyone goes back to their seats)
Pavan: Ok good. So, I have an announcement to make. I will be giving
heavy punishments to whoever speaks Chinese from now onwards.

Kyraa to Ashley (semi-shouting): 等下上什么节?


Pavan: Aiya… I can hear both of you. Teacher, deal with this, please.
Thank you, class.
Calum: Aiyoo both of you. Ok everyone write a four-page essay, and
submit it to me tmr.
Everyone (While looking at Ashley and Wei Ni): Walao!!

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