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The document is a script describing interviews between a CEO and two job applicants, Sai and Aswin. Sai's responses to the CEO's questions are always "Mp", frustrating the CEO. Aswin's responses likewise frustrate the CEO by literally interpreting questions instead of understanding their intent. Both interviews end badly, with the CEO dismissing the candidates and expressing exasperation with their communication styles.

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The document is a script describing interviews between a CEO and two job applicants, Sai and Aswin. Sai's responses to the CEO's questions are always "Mp", frustrating the CEO. Aswin's responses likewise frustrate the CEO by literally interpreting questions instead of understanding their intent. Both interviews end badly, with the CEO dismissing the candidates and expressing exasperation with their communication styles.

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Script

Mp sir - Sai

Sathya - Aswin

CEO - Prathik

Sai -May I come in, sir?

Ceo - Yes, come in.

CEO - What is your name?

Sai - Mp, sir.

CEO - What is that?

Sai - Mohan pal, sir.

CEO - What is your mother's name?

Sai - Mp

CEO - What is that?


Sai- Manmohan pal sir

CEO - What are your qualifications

Sai - Mp

Ceo - What is THAT!!!!!

Sai - Metric pass, sir.

CEO - THEN WHY DO YOU NEED THIS JOB!!!

Sai - Mp

CEO - GRRRRRRR!

Sai - Money problems, sir.

Ceo - Where do you live?

Sai - Mp

CEO - Madhya Pradesh?

Sai - No, Manipal sir

CEO - Ayo
Sai - Mp
CEO - What is it now?

Sai - My performance, sir?

Ceo - Mp

Sai - What is it

Ceo - MENTALLY PUNCTURED

Sai - Mp sir…no, my pleasure, sir.

*walks away*

Ceo - Phew, I almost had a heart attack. Next, come in!

Aswin - Yes, sir?

CEO - What’s your name?

Aswin- Sathyadev

CEO - OK, Sathyadev, please sit down

*Aswin sits on the floor*


CEO - NONONO! Not the floor! Please take a seat!
*Aswin carries the chair*

CEO - Just sit on the chair!

*Aswin sits on the chair*

CEO - So, Sathyadev, why did you leave your job?

Aswin - Our company shifted, and they didn't tell me


where!

CEO - Wow, What useless candidates have!

CEO - Please describe your skills!

Aswin - They are in the file!

CEO - NO! I want you to tell me!

Aswin - Then the file becomes irrelevant!

CEO - OK! Forget it! Assume I have given you the job.

Aswin - Thank you, sir! I will start tomorrow!


CEO - I SAID TO ASSUME!!

Aswin - OK, sir. I will ASSUME I got the job.


CEO - So, will you work for less money?

Aswin - Then I will work for less time, too!

CEO - Sorry, Sathyadev! We are not taking you!

Aswin - This is discrimination! I have to work for less


money but for time!

CEO - No! That's not the fact! We didn't like your skills!

Aswin - I didn't tell you my skills!

CEO - I read them!

Aswin - When did you read them?

CEO - Before the interview!

Aswin - Then why did you ask for my skills?

CEO - I wanted to test your communication skills!


Aswin - OK then! How did you test my communication
skills?

CEO - By listening!

Aswin - OK, now what do I do?

CEO - Satyadev! This matter is serious! I have to call the


security!

Aswin - Why to call the security? Everything is safe here!

CEO - OK, will you go outside and wait for me?

Aswin - Ok!.......... Am I getting the job?

CEO - JUST GO OUT!

CEO - Oh god, save me!

CEO - Mr. MP, I request you! Please learn the other letters
of the English alphabet!

CEO - You stop answering everything arrogantly!


CEO - I wish you the best of luck with finding another job!

*Sai and Aswin walk out*

CEO - *smiles*

THE
END
!!!!!!!

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