No boy, that's why your PC is made outta carbon fiber particle dust boy, yo shit be

disintegrating in the middle of playing Dollhouse Roleplay on ROBLOX, boy.

You suck boy, yo uncle named Henry Squiggly Diggly Jigglalow tried to use a
sledgehammer as a pogo stick on top of the Statue of Liberty and fell off on
accident boy.

That shit was ass boy, tell me why you tried to team up with the Power Rangers to
rebel against your mom because she made you clean the shingles on the roof, stinky
ass boy.

What the fuck boy, yo grandma kept falling in and out of consciousness because she
was tickling herself with some Jenga Blocks in England on accident boy.

Yup, and that's why on every November 17th, you buy a copy of LEGO Batman 2 and
stack it on more copies of LEGO Batman 2 to use as a staircase because you broke
the original staircase that was there, fatass.

That shit was astronomically, apocalyptically bootycheeks, boy, tell me why you
made a gang with some earthworms and started shooting up anybody with a handlebar
mustache using a cannon, because they looked suspiciously dubious, boy.

Nope, you suck, boy, tell me why your grandfather tried out to become a Hall of
Fame WWE Wrestler but instead became the water boy for an unknown commentator in
the WBNA named John Wiggletitties, weird ass boy.

Yeah, but wasn't yo aunt Denise, the one responsible for the worldwide pandemic of
random indians sitting on beanbags and chewing cottonballs while shooting up
villagers with muskets because she farted out a highly addictive gas that
controlled people's minds?

Yeah, but aren't you the one that goes around kickboxing random rattlesnakes to
impress Addison Rae's deformed cantonese step cousin?

Yeah, but weren't you the one that's infamous in New Jersey, because you used a
Canon EOS Rebel T7 to cook a grilled cheese on Shaquille O'Neal's head for in game
currency in Geometry Dash?

I did not like that joke, it sucked, boy, tell me why you were drinking WD40 with
apple juice and mango juice mixed in for seven bitcoin from an arabian scammer who
kills sheep for fun?

No boy, you play Maroon 5 songs, butt booty naked, off a Dolby 1984 Stereo Boombox
and whenever you walk past a group of christians they throw clumps of mud and sand
at you for being such a heathen, retarded ass faggot ass boy.

Okay, and that's exactly why when you go bowling you kick the bowling ball with
nothing but elf shoes on, fuck boy, and then the shoes break and you start raging
and you get put on a Dude Perfect bowling stereotypes video as the rage monster,
boy.

No boy, everytime you play the grand piano yo fingers start controlling themselves
and start immediately playing the Five Night's at Freddy's theme for no reason,
what the fuck boy?

Nope, that joke missed, I'm never coming to your house again, because yo african
great grandfather named Oval Jumijingajunglejagger had a PTSD attack and started
screeching and attacking everything in sight like an orangutang with down syndrome.
Trash boy, tell me why you got 360 spitballed by Trevor from GTA 5 with an obsidian
pebble in the middle of playing slither.io on your LG VX9400, ugly ass boy.

What, boy? You were playing hot potato by throwing boiled potato skins at homeless
raccoons with your mom and dad as a fun family friendly activity, boy.

You suck boy, you're just mad because you were furious in church because R. Kelly
was in the pew behind you tickling your butthole hairs and giving you wet willies,
so you suckerpunched him in the forehead and got shot in the armpit by an albino
mexican cartel member, boy.

Bruh, you were juggling chainsaws at a school talent show, but the principal
blinded you with the projector and you threw them at your pristine Pokemon card
collection worth 78,909 dollars and ruined them all on accident boy.

Stop talking to me boy, your dad got plastic surgery on his scalp because it was
too shiny, fuck boy.

Don't talk to me bruh, your sister is an international professional mourner, boy,

Nope, not funny, your step-brother is a professional top tier international

No, bruh, your grandmother is a snake milker but she's bad at her job, she starts
milking extension cords for no reason, on accident boy.

What are you on about, bruh, yo barber did you up with safety scissors and a
hacksaw, because he was low on supplies but in reality he just didn't like the
shape of your teeth so he fucked up your hairline up on purpose.

Nope, not funny boy, your dentist fucked up your dental exam and replaced your
teeth with chunks of crack and solid glue on accident, how the fuck he do that,
don't talk to me boy.

You ugly as fuck, honestly bruh, you was hang gliding in Thailand using a newspaper
from 1944, but you got hit in yo right shin by Albert Einstein's secretly special
toe knuckle right when you were in the borders of Bangkok, bitch ass boy.

Humorless boy, when Thizzkid said cum in a bun you jumped out yo seat and said,
"Yes, master!" and darted to the kitchen to find a bun and you started beating yo
dick to a pulp, till you came, but you came peanut butter and you was mad, fuck
boy.

You the only human in the world with a disorder where your kneecaps continously
grow every time you hear Snoop Dogg's voice say smoke weed everyday, wack ass boy,
say a joke.

Nope, you tried, bruh, you got seducted by a milf and fell into a trap and got put
into a kinky gore fetish chamber and nearly died while getting aroused at the same
time, you weird as fuck.

You honestly asscheeks, bruh, yo father is a scuba diving pizza delivery man, he
goes super deep underwater to deliver a pizza to Aquaman and his homies, fuck boy,
he weird as shit, go get yo dad, bruh.
Shut the fuck up before I smack you with an electric eel, boy, yo sister is an
official professional dog food taster for Purina, she be chowing down on kibble
everyday and she loves it with her fatass.

No, boy, you suck, boy, you had a live chicken in your room but your room was so
hot that you made a 5 star meal with the chicken because of all yo body heat fat
ass boy.

Nope, that joke was ass, terrible, trash, you suck, get better, tell me why you
clip your great great grandma's toenails using your mouth boy, you be sucking and
chewing on her toes like shit boy.

No boy, you got a Ghostface mask from Hot Topic and used it to spook yo
grandparents and when you did they both fell off the balcony and that's why they in
the emergency room right now, fuck boy.

Okay, but why the fuck is yo godfather an 18th century plague doctor, he walks
around town trying to scare the corona virus away, boy, fuck's wrong with him?

Yup, and that's precisely and exactly why yo weird and wacky great grandad became a
magic wizard and went around town flying on a broomstick turning everybody to an
anthropomorphic bullfrog named Jeremy, boy, spit a pack, ugly boy.

Nope, when you're reading something you put yo face right to that shit because yo
eyes are super far into yo head and you can barely see shit, boy.

You're fat as shit, you tried to lose weight and when you lost 10 pounds you
stepped outside and soul sucked 10 pounds from everybody who was in a one hundred
foot radius, boy.

No, boy, you smell, in fact, you smell so bad that when you take a shower the water
turns into acid and starts burning the bathtub floor and you fall through it
everytime, what the fuck boy?

You dirty as shit boy, whenever you get into a pool the entire pool turns brown and
you turn white, because you're actually caucasian, you just think that you're black
because of all the mud on yo body, fuck boy.

What is wrong with you, yo dumbass, randomly entered yourself into a sexy furry
battle royale arena and got instantly aroused when you saw a fox named Shadowclaw
Whitetail, you nasty as shit.

Shut the fuck up, you dirty as hell, yo ass always hyperventilates everytime you
sleep, because you sleep in 3 wintercoats and 5 heated blankets warmed up to the
max on your body.

Nope, you're ass, you're a professional fishstick pickpocket, boy, you go around
stealing fishsticks from people's pockets for 35 cents an hour, fuck boy.

The fuck you runnin yo mouth about, I caught yo ass making yo pet gerbil surf on a
popit in your bathroom sink, fuck outta here, boy.

Yeah, was that before or after, you was playing football and yo team was in the
finals but you pulled yo tonsil and your team lost, on accident, fuck boy.

No, boy, yo dumbass was about to play basketball against the special education
team, but you was scared so you said you tore your arachnophobia, fuck boy, you
nasty as hell.
You ass as fuck, yo dumbass was bored in the house alone so you tried to smoke a
granny smith apple, but you passed out due to the fumes and started a housefire,
you dumb as shit.

You suck, why the fuck is yo grandma an olympic gardening gold medalist, she could
hit 720 garden shear swap bush trims off the top of the balcony, boy, that's why
she submit an application to become Carly Rae Jepsen's gardener but she said call
me maybe and hung up on her, because she already had a gardener, weird ass boy.

Trash, boy, you were jumping on your bed for no reason until gravity randomly
switched and you started jumping on your roof unknowingly and then you broke
through that shit and started flying to space on accident, boy.

That would've been funny if you didn't start a school shooting but instead of
shooting guns, you threw hedgehogs at everybody like shit boy, say yo pack.

Okay, but how come everytime you go to the beach, yo saggy ballsack hangs down
through your swim trunks and you start traumatizing little children for no reason,
on accident boy.

Yo granny made you chocolate chip raisin oatmeal cookies, but them shits had
nanobots in them so when you took a bite, them shits came nanotechnologically
pouring out on accident and started systematically attacking your two front teeth
and your tonsil with a microscopic laser gun attached to them all for no reason,
boy.

Fuck boy, yo mom is the most notorious eyelash deadlifter in all of Antarctica,
boy, she got the world record in the Guinness book by lifting 35 elephants with her
eyelashes, boy.

No, boy, yo ass can't even put discs into your playstation because you got roaches
in the optical disc drive insertion slot, having a ball and that got you depressed
because they're having fun without you, fuck boy.

Yo mexican dad, was angry that you replaced his grill with an easy bake oven so he
started rapid fire flicking bread tabs at you and now you got nothing to hold your
bread bags closed, so yo ass manually glued them shut, ugly ass boy.

Not funny, fuck boy, that's why yo pink LeapFrog 2 in 1 Leap Top Touch shuts down
and combusts whenever you burp, wack ass boy.

Nope, your dad used your matress to start a burger company, his ass cut circles out
yo matress to use as the patty with his stupid ass, boy.

Terrible, boy whenever you sneeze you make the sticky keys sound effect, don't talk
to me.

No, boy, you look like a side character on The Big Bang Theory.

Okay, so then why the fuck does your mom use jumbo sized tweezers to write a pack
bible using a Logitech keyboard in Notepad for no reason, fuck boy.

That was funny, just kidding, the only reason it wasn't funny is because yo dad had
a staring contest with a jaguar and won because he's the world's best staring
contest champion, ugly boy.

Shut up, that was ass, tell me why you cruise around town in a golf cart looking
for hognosed pitvipers to pick a fight with for no reason, boy.
You terrible, boy, that's why you be injecting spider DNA into yourself, just so
you can sling webs and fight thugs, say something actually funny, boy.

You suck at videogames, you can never become a professional gamer, because you have
no hand-eye coordination, boy, everytime you try to jump yo fingers have IRL input
lag for 3.7 seconds and yo lil dumbass is always too late wit yo uncoordinated ass,
boy.

No, boy, you terrorize and bully nerds in school by mixing up their rubik's cube
into unsolvable positions, so they always have to get a new one, shut yo lil
hateful ass up, boy.

You suck, tell me why yo grandad 30,000 years ago started taking the shells of
snails off and they all became slugs, on accident, boy.

Yup, yup, tell me why yo super strange ass was playing the floor is lava with your
cousins and they all stayed on top of a tree and never came down and starved to
death because you never told them it was just a game, boy, yo family bout stupid as
shit.

Okay, but does that justify you sending your mom a grabify link because you didn't
properly dry up after showering and got everything soaked?

The fuck boy, your mom got mad at Ferb from Phineas and Ferb, so she wasted 4 hours
just interrogating him for no reason, but he didn't speak the entire time, you
stink boy.

Anus, boy, yo nerdy, geeky ass got into a dart match with the queen, because you
didn't like her hair follicules, fuck boy.

Garbage, you challenge Chewbacca to a game of checkers every New Years as

You ass as hell, yo stupid ass started packing in braille, boy, fucks wrong with
you, yo grandad started laughing maniacally in the background because he's the only
person in the world that can hear braille, stupid ass underdeveloped ass
prepubescent ass kid.

No, boy, you can't go a single day without harassing your math teacher in one way
or another, because today you tried to hit a demonic lick on her belt buckle, for
no reason, fuck boy.

Shut up boy, you look like you threw nickels at your mom's belly button when she
was pregnant so your baby brother could be the richest baby in the world, fuck boy,
you make no sense, kid.

Shut yo lame ass up, boy, yo weird ass slapboxes your little baby brother for all
types of apple sauces every tuesday morning for no reason, fuck boy.

You ass as fuck, boy, you illegally pirate Bruce Lee movies using a YouTube to MP4
converter and download them straight to your hard drive and get 56 viruses and a
cold in real life, boy.

That shit was mad ugly, boy yo weird ass goes to central park to sell cups of
thermal paste for emeralds, you suck kid.

Yo weird ass make no sense, boy, when yo dumbass gets angry at your mom you start
stomping on every single crack on the sidewalk to the point where the sidewalk is a
roblox obby, fuck boy.
I have CCTV footage of you getting banned from a summer camp because you terrorized
everybody by throwing their towels into the water, and saying racial slurs while
doing so, fuck boy.

I have CCTV footage of you getting the geek squad to fix your ACER Aspire One D255
Notebook, but little did you know the tasmanian devil replaced your laptop parts
with spaghetti and meatballs and paper mache, fat ass kid.

You had an existential crisis when your grandma accidentally ruined your
professional hopscotch zone and you fell into sleep paralysis and had 4 seizures
because your sleep paralysis demon was Patrick Star.

Nope, boy, you're just furious because you were trapped in an endless NPC dialogue
with a walrus that woke up in human form for no reason, you weird as shit.

No, boy, it's negative nine degrees celsius in yo mouth because of yo cold ass
metal cavities, boy.

No, like shit, boy, yo ugly ass mom tries to take your lunch money every morning
before school so one day you plotted to stop her absolutely evil actions, boy, yo
weird ass put a brick in yo backpack and smacked her in the back of her head when
the school bus arrived and darted but her weird ass was made outta adamantium so
she's invincible for no reason like shit boy, and then, her dumbass caught up to
you and grabbed you by the collarbone and forcefully stole that shit and claimed
she hit a diabolical lick, so you went to school that day with a frowny face
equipped all day, fuck boy.

Fuck, boy, you played PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale in school against your gym
teacher just so you wouldn't have to do a lap, but little did you know, your gym
teacher is a professional PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale player, what are you
doing, wack ass boy?

Yeah, but you got a piano and whenever you hit the key next to the one that's the
highest pitch your uncle puts on a cast iron jumpsuit and starts spinning
drastically while doing a headstand like shit, boy, his ass be turning into a drill
and starts searching for iridium under the surface, like shit.

Nope, you went to the Scholastic book fair dressed like a pimp tring to sell WWE
action figures for profit in the corner of the room, like shit, boy.

What is you talkin about, yo weird ass has telepathic powers, but you can only pick
up nickels and dimes, lazy ass boy, little did you know, you live in a secret
univers where nickels and dimes are actually expired, like shit, boy.

Yup, yo weird ass got into an altercation with your stepmom so she kidnapped you
and sexually seduced you and tortured you in a red room for playing with Beyblades
in the bathtub and ruining it on accident for no reason.

No, like shit, boy, yo fatass sleeps on an air matress in your mom's sewing room
like shit, boy, but then, you knocked over her sewing kit and popped your air
matress so you had to sleep on the floor, fuck boy.

No, like shit, boy, yo dumbass father tried to paint match a Hot Wheels
Lamborghini, that's red and invented a new color called Squirgle, like shit, boy,
he failed miserably because he is the worst type of colorblind there is, boy.

No, boy, your father got put in prison for loitering and started writing new hit
rap songs, but in reality, he just wrote down nursery rhymes in moon runes, weird
ass boy.

What are you saying, you watched a YouTube video about someone turning plastic
gloves into grape soda for an hour, like shit, boy.

What are you talking about, yo weird ass grandma big as shit, she jumps into the
air and tackles fighter jets with her strong ass.

No, boy, yo weird ass father ran through a particle accelerator and his brain was
replaced by his left kneecap and his left kneecap was replaced with his brain, like
shit, boy, say a joke.

No, boy, yo grandfather had a screwdriver in his belly button while going rapidly
fast down a super speedy waterslide that flung him into the air, like shit, boy.

What, you heard a random old man named Jordan whistling in yo eardrum when yo
jamaican beef patties were ready to get taken out the microwave yesterday, boy.

Bruh, yo grandma said she was gonna become a model and became a professional hand
model for no reason, like shit, boy, for some reason, her hands have no wrinkles on
em, fuck boy, she holds cartons of milk for unknown brands in uncomfortable
positions for hours, for 8 dollars every job, say a joke.

No, boy, in 1943, you flicked a button out of a random innocent person's shirt to
steal all their coupons, because, you're a pickpocket, but, they had no coupons to
steal, fuck is you doing?

No, boy, you weird as hell, yo ass got yo clothes taken off without knowing by a
professional pickpocket in a pickpocket battle royale, yo ass didn't even know how
you got in there, but, yo mom accidentally put you in there instead of her, ugly
ass boy.