Toy Story
Toy Story
FADE IN:
Andy picks up Mr. Potato Head and places him in a baby crib
in the room.
ANDY
(pulling Woody's string)
You saved the day again, Woody,
BEGIN TITLES
ANDY
C'mon, let's wrangle up the cattle.
2 INT. STAIRWELL 2
— Andy St. Woody fall into the La-Z-Boy chair and spin
around and around.
ANDY
(raising his arms)
Score!
SONG ENDS
ANDY (O.S.)
Wow! Cool!
ANDY (O.S.)
Oh, this looks GREAT, Mom!
ANDY
Can we leave this up 'til we move?
MRS. DAVIS
Well, sure, we can leave it up.
ANDY
Yeah!
MRS. DAVIS
Now go get Molly. Your friends are
going to be here any minute.
ANDY
Okay.
ANDY
It's partytime, Woody!
ANDY
Howdy, Little Lady!
He deposits Woody on the bed and pulls his string one last
time.
ANDY
(picking up Molly)
C'mon, Molly. Oh, you're getting
heavy!
(to Woody)
See ya later, Woody.
Andy exits.
END TITLES
Woody's eyes come to life. The cowboy doll sits up, his
expression changing from a smile to worry.
WOODY
(to himself)
Pull my string! The birthday
party's today?!
Woody thinks.
WOODY
(to the room)
Okay, everybody. Coast is clear.
The bedroom comes alive. TOYS emerge from the toy box, the
closet, the shelves, etc... in a flurry of activity.
POTATO HEAD, his body parts strewn across the floor, sits
himself upright and begins to re-assemble himself.
POTATO HEAD
6.
HAMM, the piggy bank, flips one last penny into his coin
slot. Potato Head walks up to him. All his facial pieces
are in the wrong slots.
POTATO HEAD
Hey, Hamm! Look! I'm Picasso!
HAMM
I don't get it,
POTATO HEAD
You uncultured swine!
(to someone O.S.)
What are you looking at, ya hockey
puck?!
WOODY
Uh, hey Sarge, have you seen
Slinky?
SARGENT
(saluting)
Sir! No Sir!
WOODY
Okay, thank you. At ease.
WOODY
Hey, Slinky?
SLINKY (O.S.)
Right here. Woody!
SLINKY
I'm red this time.
7.
WOODY
No, Slink -
SLINKY
Oh... well alright, you can be red
if you want.
WOODY
Not now, Slink. I've got some bad
news.
SLINKY
Bad news?!
WOODY
Sh-h-h-h-h!!
WOODY
(whispering)
Just gather everyone up for a staff
meeting and be happy!!
SLINKY
Got it.
WOODY
Be HAPPY!
WOODY
(to the room)
Staff meeting, everybody.
(aside)
Snake, Robot -- podium duty.
Robot and Snake come out from under the bed and reluctantly
follow Woody.
WOODY
Hey Etch'! Draw!
8.
Before Woody can fully extend his arm out, the Etch-A-
Sketch etches a gun on its screen.
WOODY
(pretending to be shot)
Oh!! You got me again, Etch'!
You've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the west.
SLINKY
Got a staff meeting, you guys, come
on, let's go!
WOODY
Now where is that -- ? Aw, hey, who
moved my doodle pad way over here?
Woody spots the doodle pad on the floor by the desk and
walks over to it. As he reaches down to pick it up...
REX
ROOAAAARR!!!
WOODY
(unaffected)
Oh, how ya doin', Rex?
REX
Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
WOODY
I was close to being scared that
time.
REX
I'm going for fearsome here, but I
just don't feel it. I think I'm
just coming off as annoying.
9.
WOODY
(choking)
Aach! -- Oh, hi, Bo.
BO PEEP
I wanted to thank you, Woody, for
saving my flock.
WOODY
(blushing)
Oh, hey - it was nothing.
BO PEEP
Whadda ya say I get someone else to
watch the sheep tonight?
WOODY
(very flustered)
Heh, heh... oh yeah, uh, I...
BO PEEP
Remember, I'm just a couple of
blocks away.
All the rest of the toys in the room are filing past
Slinky.
SLINKY
Come on, come on! Smaller toys up
front.
SLINKY
Hey, Woody! C'mon!
MIKE
10.
Ahem!
WOODY
(grabbing microphone)
Oh, thanks, Mike,
(to the crowd)
Okay -~
SFX: FEEDBACK
WOODY
(to Mike)
Oh, whoa, step back --
WOODY
Hello? Check? Better? Great.
Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great! Okay, first
item today...oh, yeah. Has everyone
picked a moving buddy?
HAMM
Moving buddy?! You can't be
serious!
REX
Well I didn't know we were supposed
to have one already.
WOODY
Oh, yeah, you guys think this is a
big joke. We've only got one week
left before the move. I don't want
any toys left behind. A moving
buddy -- if you don't have one, get
one!
(checking the pad)
11.
MR. SPELL
You're welcome.
WOODY
Ok, uh,..oh yes. One minor note
here..,
(under his breath)
Andy's birthday party's been moved
to today,
(full voice)
Next we have --
REX
What?! Whadda ya mean, the party's
today?! His birthday's not ‘til
next week!!
HAMM
What's going on down there? Is Mom
losing her marbles?! Well,
obviously she wanted to have the
party before the move. I'm not
worried. You shouldn't be worried.
SLINKY
Hey, hey! Come on. Potato Head! If
Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darnit, it’s good enough for
me. Woody has never steered us
wrong before.
While Slinky speaks, Potato Head takes off his mouth and
mimes kissing his own butt.
WOODY
12.
REX
But what if Andy gets another
dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't
think I can take that kind of
rejection-
WOODY
Hey, listen, no one's getting
replaced. This is Andy we're
talking about.
Woody steps down from the podium and walks towards the
crowd.
WOODY
It doesn't matter how much we're
played with. What matters is that
we’re here for Andy when he needs
us. That’s what we're made for.
Right?
HAMM
Pardon me. I hate to break up the
staff meeting, but, THEY'RE HERE!
Birthday guests at three o’clock!
WOODY
Stay calm, everyone!!
Too late. The toys PANIC and stampede over Woody towards
the bedroom window, leaving him alone on the floor.
WOODY
Uh, meeting adjourned.
The toys all crowd around the bedroom window, trying to get
a peek outside.
HAMM
Oh, boy. Will ya take a look at all
those presents?!
Unable to see over the crowd, Potato Head pulls his eyes
out of his head and holds them up over the other toys.
13.
HAMM
Yessir, we're next month's garage
sale fodder for sure,
REX
(panicked)
Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
HAMM
Ah, for crying out loud, they're
all in boxes, you idiot!
REX
They're getting bigger.
SLINKY
Wait! There's a nice little one
over there!
MR. SPELL
Spell the word 'trashcan.'
REX
We’re doomed!
WOODY
Alright! Alright!
WOODY
If I send out the troops, will you
all calm down?
REX
Yes! Yes! We promise!
WOODY
Okay, save your batteries!
14.
HAMM
Eh, very good, Woody, That's using
the old noodle.
WOODY
Sargent. Establish a recon post
downstairs. Code red. You know what
to do.
SARGENT
Yes SIR!
The green army man hops down to the floor where a "BUCKET
0' SOLDIERS" sits.
SARGENT
Alright men, you heard him. Code
Red! Repeat: We are at Code Red!
Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's
move move move!!
THE GREEN ARMY MEN file out of the bucket and march in
formation across the bedroom floor.
Andy's door creaks open and a lone army man ventures forth
to make sure the coast is clear. Satisfied, he motions for
the others to proceed. Squads of soldiers march into the
hall carrying a baby monitor and a jump rope.
MRS, DAVIS
Okay, c'mon kids! Everyone in the
living room. It's almost time for
the presents.
Once Mrs. Davis and the children are out of sight, the
Sargent motions to his men with a silent hand signal.
15.
The toys race towards the nightstand where Woody has placed
the receiving half of the baby monitor.
WOODY
And this --
(turning on the baby
monitor)
-- is how we find out what is in
those presents.
The green army men march in formation across the floor when
suddenly...
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
The door opens and Mrs. Davis' foot comes down hard on top
of a soldier.
MRS. DAVIS
Owww! What in the world -- ? Oh, I
thought I told him to pick these
up.
With a sweep of her foot, she brushes the army men out of
her path and continues on to the living room.
REX
16.
WOODY
Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're they best, C'mon, they're
not lying down on the job.
WOUNDED SOLDIER
(MOANS)
Go on without me. Just go!
SARGENT
A good soldier never leaves a man
behind.
A BALL
SARGENT (O.S.)
There they are.
WOODY
This is it! This is it! Quiet,
quiet, quiet!
WOODY
A lunchbox?!
SLINKY
For lunch. Heh heh heh...
MRS. DAVIS
Oh, only one left.
WOODY
Last present!
HAMM
Yeah, alright!!
HAMM
Sorry there, old Spudhead.
SARGENT
(to army men)
Mission accomplished. Well done,
men. Pack it up, we're going home.
WOODY
So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing to
worry about.
19.
SLINKY
I knew you were right all along,
Woody. Never doubted you for a
second„
Mrs. Davis can be seen opening the closet and pulling out
another large present.
SARGENT
(indicating the baby
monitor)
Wait turn that thing back on!
SARGENT
He's really excited about this one.
It's a huge package. Oh -- get out
-- one of the kids is in the way, I
can't see...
REX
It's a WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!!!
Rex grabs a leg of the nightstand and shakes it, making the
monitor drop to the floor. The impact causes the batteries
to roll out.
REX
Oh, no!
HAMM
(sarcastic)
Way to go, Rex.
WOODY
No, no! Turn 'em around, turn'em
around!
HAMM
Eh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards.
(shoving Potato Head
aside)
You're puttin' 'em in backwards!
WOODY
Plus is positive, minus is
negative! Oh, let me!
Woody jumps down off the bed and shoves both Hamm and
Potato Head aside.
ANDY
Let's go to my room, guys!
SARGENT
(into the monitor)
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ANDY IS
COMING UPSTAIRS!
WOODY
There.
WOODY
Andy's coming, everybody! Back to
your places. Hurry!
REX
Outta my way! Here I come, here I
come --
FRIEND #1
Hey, look! His lasers light up,
ANDY
Take that, Zurg!
FRIEND #2
Quick! Make a space! This is where
the spaceship lands.
ANDY
-- and you press his back and he
does a karate-chop action!
ANDY
Oh, yeah!
The kids all run out as fast as they entered, SLAMMING THE
DOOR behind them.
BEAT
The toys slowly come to life and make their way toward the
bed.
BO PEEP
Can you see it?
SLINKY
What the heck is up there?
REX
Woody? Who's up there with you?
Woody crawls out from under the bed. The toys are shocked
to discover him there.
SLINKY
Woody, what are you doing under the
bed?
WOODY
(composing himself)
Uh-h-h-h... nothing! Uh, nothing.
I'm sure Andy was just a little
excited, that's all. Too much cake
and ice cream, I suppose. It's just
a mistake.
HEX
(GASP!)
Have you been replaced?
WOODY
Hey! What did I tell you earlier?
No one is getting replaced.
WOODY
23.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Woody GULPS.
BUZZ
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
BUZZ
Star Command - come in. Do you read
me?
(to himself)
Why don't they answer?!!
BUZZ
(GASP)
My ship!
BUZZ
Blast! This'll take weeks to
repair!
24.
BUZZ
Buzz Lightyear Mission Log,
Stardate 4072: My ship has run off
course en route to sector 12. I've
crash landed on a strange planet.
The impact must have awoken me from
hyper-sleep.
BUZZ
(into communicator)
Terrain seems a bit unstable...
BUZZ
(into communicator)
No read-out yet if the air is
breathable... and there seems to be
no sign of intelligent life
anywhere --
WOODY
Hello-o-o...
BUZZ
HO-YAAAHH!!!
WOODY
Aaaaaaah! Whoa, hey, whoa, did I
frighten you? Didn't mean to!
Sorry, Howdy! My name is Woody and
this is Andy's room. That's all I
wanted to say, and also, there has
been a bit of a mix-up, This is my
spot, see, the bed here --
BUZZ
(de-activating his laser
beam)
Local law enforcement! It's about
time you got here, I'm Buzz
Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe
Protection Unit. My ship has crash
landed here by mistake.
WOODY
Yes, it is a mistake, because, you
see, the bed, here, is my spot.
BUZZ
I need to repair my turbo boosters.
Do you people still use fossil
fuels, or have you discovered
crystalic fusion?
WOODY
Well, let's see, we've got double
A's --
BUZZ
Watch yourself!!
BUZZ
Halt! Who goes there?!
The other toys are peeking over the edge of the bed.
REX
Don't shoot! It's okay! Friends!
BUZZ
(to Woody)
Do you know these life forms?
WOODY
Yes. They're Andy's toys.
BUZZ
Alright, everyone. You're clear to
come up.
BUZZ
I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in
peace.
REX
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a
dinosaur!
BUZZ
Why, thank you...
(pullsaway)
Now thank you all for your kind
welcome.
REX
Say! What's that button do?
BUZZ
I'll show you.
SLINKY
Hey, Woody's got something like
that. His is a pullstring, only it
POTATO HEAD
Only it sounds like a car ran over
it.
HAMM
Oh yeah, but not like this one.
This is a quality sound system.
Probably all copper wiring, huh?
So, uh, where are you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
BUZZ
Well... no, actually I'm stationed
up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector
4. As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit of the
Space Ranger Corps, I protect the
galaxy from the threat of invasion
from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn
enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
27.
POTATO HEAD
Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
REX
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not
really from Mattel, I'm actually
from a smaller company that was
purchased in a leveraged buy-out.
Well, I don't really understand the
financials, but...
WOODY
You'd think they've never seen a
new toy before.
BO PEEP
Well sure, look at him. He's got
more gadgets on him then a swiss
army knife.
BUZZ
Ah, ah, ah, please be careful! You
don't want to be in the way when my
laser goes off.
WOODY
It's not a laser! It's a little
lightbulb that blinks!
HAMM
What's with him?
WOODY
28.
BUZZ
Toy?
WOODY
T-o-Y. Toy.
BUZZ
Excuse me, I think the word you're
searching for is Space Ranger.
WOODY
The word I'm searching for I can't
say because there's pre-school toys
present.
POTATO HEAD
Gettin’ kind of tense, aren't you?
REX
Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear? Now I'm
curious. What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
WOODY
He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't
fight evil or shoot lasers or fly -
BUZZ
Excuse me.
HAMM
Oh, impressive wingspan. Very good!
WOODY
Oh, what?!...What?! These are
plastic. He can't fly!
BUZZ
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy
and I CAN fly.
WOODY
No, you can't.
BUZZ
29.
Yes, I can.
WOODY
You can't!
BUZZ
Can!
WOODY
Can't! Can't! Can't!
BUZZ
I tell you, I could fly around this
room with my eyes closed!
WOODY
Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.
BUZZ
All right, then, I will.
(to toys)
Stand back everyone!
BUZZ
To infinity and beyond!!
BUZZ
Can.
30.
REX
Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew
magnificently!
BO PEEP
I found my moving buddy!
BUZZ
Why, thank you. Thank you all.
Thank you.
WOODY
That wasn't flying! That was
falling with style!
POTATO HEAD
Man, the dolls must really go for
you!
(aside)
Can you teach me that?
SLINKY
Heh, heh, heh! Golly bob howdy --
WOODY
Oh, shut up! In a couple of days,
everything will be just the way it
was. They'll see... they'll see.
I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
MONTAGE
C) Andy runs into his closet wearing his cowboy hat and
cowboy pajamas.
ANDY
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
The roar blasts Potato Head's features right off his face.
H) Woody looks under the bed for Slinky, finding only the
checkerboard.
Woody peeks around the corner of the bed to see Slinky and
Robot, under Buzz's direction, setting Buzz's "ship" up on
top of ABC blocks for repair.
Woody shoves Slinky's rear end off the bed, leaving his
front end no choice but to eventually follow.
Woody peeks out at them from the toybox and then sadly
sinks back into the box, closing the lid to...
BLACK.
WOODY
Finally!
WOODY
(looking back into the
toy box})
(Hey! Who's got my hat?)
SHARK
Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy,
howdy!
WOODY
(sarcastic})
(Ah~hah! Ah-hah-hah!)
(grabs the hat)
Give me that!
BUZZ (O.S.)
Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog.
Let me show you something. It looks
as thoxigh I've been accepted into
your culture.
BUZZ
Your Chief, Andy, inscribed his
name on me.
Buzz juts his foot out so that Slinky and Rex can see the
sole of his boot.
REX
With permanent ink, too!
BUZZ
Well, I must get back to repairing
my ship.
BO PEEP (O.S.)
Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Hearing Bo, Woody puts his foot back down and quickly
straightens up.
WOODY
(nonchalant)
Uh, let what? I don't -- Uh, what
do you mean? Who ?
BO PEEP
I know Andy's excited about Buzz,
but you know, he'll always have a
special place for you.
WOODY
34.
BUZZ
Unidirectional bonding strip.
ROBOT
Mr. Lightyear wants more tape!
WOODY
Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away
from Andy. He's mine, and no one is
taking him away from me.
BUZZ
What are you talking about?
(to Robot)
Where's that bonding strip?!
Buzz rolls himself back under. Woody rolls him out again.
WOODY
And another thing. Stop with this
spaceman thing. It's getting on my
nerves.
BUZZ
Are you saying you want to lodge a
complaint with Star Command?
WOODY
Oh okay, so you want to do it the
hard way, huh?
BUZZ
Don't even think about it, cowboy!
35.
WOODY
Oh, yeah, toiigh guy?!
Buzz grabs his neck, GASPING FOR AIR. He drops to his knees
and begins to writhe on the ground, holding his breath.
BUZZ
The air isn't toxic.
BUZZ
How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet! My
eyeballs could've been sucked from
their sockets!
WOODY
You actually think you're THE "Buzz
Lightyear?" Oh, all this time I
thought it was an act!
(to the room)
Hey, guys! Look! It's the REAL Buzz
Lightyear!
BUZZ
You're mocking me, aren't you?
WOODY
Oh, no, no, no...
(pointing behind Buzz)
Buzz, look! An alien!
BUZZ
Where?
Woody stops short. All the toys look to the bedroom window.
36.
SID (O.S.)
Yessss! Ah, ha, ha, ha...
WOODY
Uh-oh.
SLINKY
It's Sid!
REX
I thought he was at summer camp!
HAMM
They must have kicked him out early
this year.
REX
Oh, no! Not Sid!
SID (O.S.)
...Incoming!
WOODY
I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
LENNY (O.S.)
Right here, Woody.
REX
Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one
of these again!
WOODY
Oh, no... it’s a Combat Carl.
SID (O.S.)
(plays under the next 5
lines)
Just stay where you are, Corporal!
Don't move, Carl. You'll blow up. I
know you're tired! I know your leg
is cramping, but you can't move. Do
you hear me?
BUZZ
What's going on?
WOODY
Nothing that concerns you spacemen.
Just us TOYS.
BUZZ
I'd better take a look anyway.
BUZZ
Why is that soldier strapped to an
explosive device?
WOODY
(redirecting Buzz's view)
That's why. Sid.
BUZZ
Sure is a hairy fellah.
WOODY
No! No, that's Scud, you idiot!
WOODY
38.
THAT is Sid!
BUZZ
You mean that happy child?
REX
He tortures toys -- just for fun.
BUZZ
Well, then we've got to do
something!
BO PEEP
What are you doing?!! Get down from
there!
BUZZ
I'm going to go teach that boy a
lesson.
WOODY
Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him
with your scary laser.
BUZZ
Be careful with that, it's
extremely dangerous.
LENNY
He's lighting it! He's lighting it!
SID (O.S.)
NO-O-O-O-O!!! CA-A-A-A-A-ARL!
LENNY
Hit the dirt!
SFX; EXPLOSION
39.
Dirt clods and toy shrapnel rain down along the side of
Andy's house.
SID (O.S.)
Yes! He's gone! He's history!
BUZZ
I could have stopped him.
WOODY
Buzz, I would love to see you try,
(gesturing to Sid's yard)
'Course I'd love to see you as a
crater.
BO PEEP
The sooner we move the better.
DISSOLVE TO:
Mom opens the door to Andy's room and steps in. The room is
full of packing boxes, most of them half full.
ANDY
To infinity and beyond!
MRS. DAVIS
Oh, all this packing makes me
hungry. What would you say to
dinner at, uh, oh. Pizza Planet?
40.
ANDY
Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!
Andy throws the two toys on his desk with Buzz landing
right on top of Woody.
MRS. DAVIS
Go wash your hands and I Ml get
Molly ready.
The minute the door is closed Woody comes alive and shoves
Buzz off of him.
ANDY (O.S.)
Can I bring some toys?
ANDY (O.S.)
Just one?
WOODY
(TO HIMSELF)
One toy?
WOODY
(whispering)
Will Andy pick me?
WOODY
Don't count on it?!! Doh-h-h-h!
The 8 ball is wedged way down near the bottom. The space is
a black chasm, dark and deep, just big enough to fit...a
toy.
THE RC CAR
WOODY
Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!!
Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness!
We've got trouble!
BUZZ
Trouble?!
(looking around)
Where?!
WOODY
(pointing to the back of
the desk)
Down there. Just down there. A
helpless toy... it's. . .. it's
trapped, Buzz!
BUZZ
Then we've no time to lose!!
Buzz runs over and looks down the back of the desk.
BUZZ
I don't see anything!
WOODY
Oh, he's there. Just, just keep
looking.
BUZZ
What kind of a toy -- ?
A BULLETIN BOARD
Buzz ducks as pins land all around him, sticking into the
desk like arrows.
POTATO HEAD
A GLOBE
Buzz runs along the desk, the globe rolling right behind
him, Indiana Jones style. Buzz gets stuck "log rolling" on
a pile of pencils, but at the last second jumps out of the
way onto the window ledge.
TOYS
BUZZ!!!!
WOODY
Buzz!!!
Woody looks out the window. No sign of Buzz. All the other
toys rush over to the sill.
SLINKY
I don't see him in the driveway! I
think he bounced into Sid's yard.
REX
(GASP)
Buzz!
RC CAR
(electric motor sounds)
Whirrr!! Whirrrr-whirrrr!!!
REX
Hey everyone! RC's trying to say
something!
REX
(leaning down close to
RC)
What is it, boy?
RC CAR
(electric motor sounds})
Whirrr!! Whirrr! Whirrrrrr!!
TOYS
Huh?
BO PEEP
What do you mean?
TOYS
WHAT?!?
WOODY
Wait a minute. You -- you don't
think I meant to knock Buzz out the
window, do you Potato Head?
WOODY
Now, it was an accident! Guys,
c'mon now, you...you gotta believe
me.
SLINKY
We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex?
REX
(backing away)
Oh, I don't like confrontations.
SARGENT
Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You
are an absolute disgrace! You don’t
deserve to
Potato Head has driven Woody back to the very edge of the
desk -- trapped.
HAMM
I don't think we should give him
the chance.
SARGENT
There he is, men! Frag him!
The army men yell CHARGE and pounce on Woody, while all the
rest of the toys close in.
HAMM
I got dibs on his hat!
BO PEEP
Would you boys stop it?!
HAMM
Tackle him!
WOODY
No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait I can
explain everything --
ANDY (O.S.)
Okay, Mom, be right down, I've got
to get Buzz,
SARGENT
Retreat!
The toys all drop Woody and rush back to their places,
Andy enters the room and heads straight for the desk where
Woody is lying. Andy overlooks Woody and begins searching
around the room.
ANDY
Mom! Do you know where Buzz is?
Woody GULPS.
46.
ANDY
But Mom, I can't find him!
ANDY
Okay...
ANDY
I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I
left him right there.
MRS. DAVIS
Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll
find him.
A BUSH
The van ENGINE STARTS UP. Buzz races out of the bush, and
with a mighty leap, grabs the rear fender of the van as it
pulls out of the driveway.
SLINKY
It's too short! We need more
monkeys!
47.
REX
(holding up an empty
barrel)
There aren't any more! That's the
whole barrel.
Rex throws the barrel down and runs back to the ledge.
REX
(yelling out window)
Buzz! The monkeys aren't working!
We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!
(beat)
Oh, where could he be?
Andy sits in the rear seat with Woody lying next to him.
ANDY
Can I help pump the gas?
MRS. DAVIS
Sure! I'll even let you drive.
Both Mrs. Davis and Andy exit the van while baby Molly
sleeps up front in her car seat.
ANDY (O.S.)
Yeah?!
ANDY (O.S.)
(sarcastic)
Yuk, yuk, yuk -- funny, Mom.
WOODY
Oh, great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?
WOODY
Buzz!
WOODY
Buzz! You're alive! This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'11
find you here, he'll take us back
to the room, and then you can tell
everyone that this was all just a
big mistake. Huh?
WOODY
(weakly)
Right? Buddy?
BUZZ
I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,
revenge is not an idea we promote
on my planet.
WOODY
Oh, Oh, that's good.
BUZZ
(getting in Woody's face)
But we're not on my planet, are we?
WOODY
No.
Buzz lunges for Woody. The two toys fly off the seat and
out the open side door of the van.
Woody and Buzz hit the ground and roll under the van,
locked in mortal combat.
WOODY
Ok! Come on! You want a piece of
me?!
WOODY
Owwwww!!
ANDY (O.S.)
Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!
WOODY
(GASP)
Andy?!
WOODY
Doesn't he realize that I'm not
there?
(beat)
I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
BUZZ
Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The
local Sheriff and I seem to be at a
huge refueling station of some sort
--
WOODY
You!
A GIGANTIC TIRE
BUZZ
(into wrist communicator)
According to my nava-computer, the
--
WOODY
(whispering)
Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!
BUZZ
Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
WOODY
This is the perfect time to panic!
I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're
going to move from their house in
two days and it's all your fault!!
BUZZ
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first
place --
WOODY
Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown
up in your stupid little cardboard
spaceship and taken away everything
that was important to me —
BUZZ
Don't talk to me about importance.
Because of YOU the security of this
entire universe is in jeopardy.
WOODY
(incredulous)
WHAT?!! What are you talking
about?!
BUZZ
51.
Woody explodes.
WOODY
YOU ARE A TOY!!! You aren't the
real Buzz Lightyear, you're an
action figure!! You are a child's
plaything!!!
Beat.
BUZZ
You are a sad strange little man
and you have my pity. Farewell.
WOODY
Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya
looney!
WOODY
(to himself)
Rendez-vous with Star Command.
ATTENDANT (O.S.)
You talkin' to me?
ATTENDANT (O.S.)
Just a moment...
52.
WOODY
(to himself)
Pizza Planet... Andy!
WOODY
Oh, no! I can't show my face in
that room without Buzz.
Woody runs back under the tanker truck. Buzz is at the far
end of the truck, walking away from Woody.
WOODY
Buzz! Buzz, come back!
BUZZ
(continuing to walk away)
Go away.
WOODY
No, Buzz, you've gotta come back. I
found a spaceship!
WOODY
It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Woody and Buzz eye the parked delivery truck from within
the safety of a nearby oilcan display.
53.
BUZZ
Now you're sure this spacefreighter
will return to its port of origin
once it jettisons its food supply?
WOODY
Uh-huh. And when we get there,
we'll be able to find a way to
transport you... home,
BUZZ
Well, then let's climb aboard.
WOODY
No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's
get in the back. No one will see us
there.
BUZZ
Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area. We'll
be much safer in the cockpit.
WOODY
(loud whisper)
Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!
ATTENDANT (O.S.)
Yeah.
WOODY
(loud whisper)
Buzz!
Woody lets out a YELL, as the back hatch slams back down on
his rear, sending him flying into the bed of the truck.
WOODY
It'll be safer in the cockpit than
the cargo bay. What an idiot!
The driver shifts into gear and hits the gas, propelling
Woody to the back of the truck.
BAM!!!
CUT TO:
The delivery truck barrels into the parking lot and parks.
After the driver leaves the truck, Buzz peeks out from the
passenger window.
ROBOT GUARDS
You are clear to enter. Welcome to
Pizza Planet.
Excited, Buzz pries open the window between the cab and
truck bed.
BUZZ
Sheriff!
BUZZ
Sheriff?
BUZZ
There you are. Now the entrance is
heavily guarded. We need a way to
get inside.
BUZZ
Great idea, Woody! I like your
thinking!
ROBOT GUARDS
You are clear to enter. Welcome to
Pizza Planet.
56.
WOODY
(using straw as
periscope)
Ow! Watch where you're going!
BUZZ
(mouthing with burger
box)
Sorry.
THE ARCADE
BUZZ
What a space port. Good work,
Woody.
ANDY (O.S.)
Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please,
please, please?!
ANDY
WOODY
(TO HIMSELF)
Andy!
MRS. DAVIS
What's Black Hole?
ANDY
Oh, it's so cool...
BUZZ
Now we need to find a ship that's
headed for Sector 12 --
WOODY
Wait a minute! No Buzz! This way!
There's a special ship. I just saw
it!
BUZZ
You mean it has hyperdrive?
WOODY
Hyper-active hyperdrive, and
astro... uh, turf.
WOODY
(tracking Andy and
family)
C'mon, c'mon, that's it...
BUZZ
Where is it? I don't see the --
58.
A CRANE GAME
BUZZ
Spaceship.
WOODY
Alright Buzz, get ready...
Buzz heads for the crane game, but Woody does not notice,
his eyes locked on the approaching stroller.
WOODY
Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're
gonna jump in the basket —
WOODY
(loud whisper)
Buzz!!
WOODY
Dooh! No! This cannot be happening
to me!!
There are hundreds of them, all identical and way too cute.
ALIEN #1
(excited)
A stranger!
ALIEN #2
From the outside!
59.
ALIENS
Oo-o-o-o-o-o...
BUZZ
Greetings! I am Buzz Lightyear! I
come in peace!
ALIENS
Tell us! What is it like outside?
With the kids gone, Woody crosses the aisle to the crane
game and dives through the prize slot.
BUZZ (O.S.)
This is an intergalactic emergency!
I need to commandeer your vessel to
Sector 12!
BUZZ
(continued; to the
aliens)
Who's in charge here?
ALIENS
The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!
ALIEN #1
The claw is our master.
ALIEN #2
60.
WOODY
(TO HIMSELF)
This is ludicrous.
SID (O.S.)
(laughter)
WOODY
Oh, no! Sid!!!
Woody leaps off the partition and tackles Buzz, pushing the
two of them deep into the pile of aliens.
WOODY
Get down!!
BUZZ
(loud whisper)
What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I
was...
WOODY
(loud whisper)
YOU are the one that decided to
climb into this --
ALIEN #4
(loud whisper)
Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. It moves.
The crane drops and grabs hold of the alien toy that is
right on top of Buzz.
ALIEN #3
(WHISPERING EXCITEDLY)
I have been chosen!!
ALIEN #3
61.
Farewell, my friends! I go on to a
better place.
SID
Gotcha!
SID
A Buzz Lightyear! No way!
Woody swims through the alien squeeze toys toward the door.
He grabs hold of the locking latch and, after a few
attempts, is able to pry the door open.
SID
Yes!
WOODY
(GASP)
Buzz, NO!
Woody pulls down hard, forcing Buzz to sink into the pile
of aliens, out of Sid's view,
SID
(slamming his fist
against the glass)
Wha? Hey!!
ALIEN #4
He has been chosen.
WOODY
Hey! What are you doing?
62.
ALIEN #5
He must go.
WOODY
Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you
zealots!
ALIENS
He must go! Do not fight the claw!
Do not anger the claw! He has been
chosen.
Woody and Buzz are pushed up to the surface and into the
air, dangling lifelessly in front of Sid.
SID
Alright! Double prizes!
Woody and Buzz are dropped into the prize slot and snatched
up by Sid.
SID
(looking at his two new
toys)
Let's go home and...play. Ha-ha-ha.
Sid leaps off the skateboard and walks up the front path
towards the front door.
BUZZ
Sheriff! I can see your dwelling
from here! You're almost home.
63.
ALIEN
Nirvana is coming! The mystic
portal awaits!
WOODY
(to Alien)
Will you be quiet?!!
(to both)
You guys don't get it, do you? Once
we go into Sid's house, we won't be
coming out.
SID
Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good
boy!
SID
Hey, I got somethin' for ya, boy.
WOODY
(loud whisper)
FREEZE!!!
The toys go still. Sid's hand grabs the alien out of the
backpack. The alien is then placed sideways along Scud's
snout.
SID
Ready, set, NOW.
SID
Hannah! Hey, Hannah!!!
HANNAH
What?
64.
SID
Did I get my package in the mail?
HANNAH
I dunno.
SID
Whaddaya mean, you don't know?
HANNAH
(insistent)
I don't know!
SID
(mock concern)
Oh no, Hannah!
HANNAH
What?
SID
Look! Janie!
HANNAH
Hey!!
SID
She's sick!
HANNAH
(panic rising)
No she's NOT --
SID
I'll have to perform one of my...
operations!
HANNAH
NO-O-O... Don't touch her! NO!
WOODY
Not Sid's room... not there...
HANNAH
Sid! Give her back!
Sid just LAUGHS. He charges into the room and slams the
door in his sister's face.
HANNAH (O.S.)
(pounding on his door)
Sid! Sid!...
HANNAH (O.S.)
Sid, give her back! Give her back
now! I'm telling!
BUZZ
(whispering to Woody)
66.
SID
Janie's all better now.
HANNAH
MOM!! MOM!!
SID
She's lying! Whatever she says it's
not true!
Sid throws the doll to the ground and runs after Hannah,
slamming the door behind him.
WOODY
We are gonna die.
(bolting out of the pack)
I'm outta here!
WOODY
Locked! There's gotta be another
way out of here.
A small yo~yo rolls out from behind a box and falls on its
side.
WOODY
Uh...Buzz? Was that you?
WOODY
Hey! Hi, there, little fellah! Come
out here. Do you know a way out of
here?
The baby doll moves out from under the bed, revealing a
one-eyed doll head atop a spider-like body made of erector
set pieces.
WOODY
(GASP!!)
WOODY
B-B-B-Buzz!
BUZZ
They're cannibals!
68.
BUZZ
May day! May day! Come in. Star
Command! Send reinforcements!...
(pause)
Star Command, do you copy?
No response.
BUZZ
(aiming his arm out the
pack)
I've set my laser from stun to
kill.
WOODY
Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if
anyone attacks us we can blink 'em
to death.
REX
Hey, you guys! I think I've found
him. Buzz! Is that you?!
REX
Whiskers! Will you get out of
here?! You're interfering with the
search and rescue.
REX
(whispering)
Look! They're home!
The Davis' family van pulls into the driveway. Andy and
Mrs. Davis get out.
ANDY
Mom, have you seen Woody?
MRS. DAVIS
Where was the last place you left
him?
ANDY
(searching the van)
Right here in the van.
MRS. DAVIS
Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're
just not looking hard enough.
ANDY
He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
BO PEEP
(GASP)
Woody's gone?!
HAMM
Well waddah-ya-know, the weasel ran
away.
Hamm, Potato Head and Rex walk away from the window.
POTATO HEAD
Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was
guilty.
REX
Who would've thought he was capable
of such atrocities?!
BO PEEP
Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
70.
DISSOLVE TO:
SID
Well, we have ways of making you
talk.
Sid pulls out a magnifying glass from his back pocket and
focuses the beam on Woody's forehead.
SID
Alright!!
Sid runs out of the room. As soon as he's gone. Woody jumps
up SCREAMING, his forehead burning.
BUZZ
Are you alright?
(whacking him on the
back)
I'm proud of you. Sheriff. A lesser
man would have talked under such
torture.
WOODY
I sure hope this isn't permanent.
BUZZ
(checking his wrist
communicator)
Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the
spaceport --
ANGLE: SPOON
WOODY
The door! It's open! We're free!!
BUZZ
Woody, we don't know what's out
there!
WOODY
I'll tell you what's AAAAH!
WOODY
72.
BUZZ
Shield your eyes!
Buzz fires his laser at them. The little red beam just
flickers against Babyface's head. The mutant toys look
confusedly at each other.
BUZZ
It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good
for hours --
WOODY
Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use
your karate chop action!
WOODY
(to mutants)
Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!
BUZZ
Hey!! Hey! How are you doing that?
Stop that!
WOODY
Back! Back, you savages! Back!
BUZZ
Woody, stop it!!
WOODY
Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!
WOODY
(to himself)
73.
... turns onto the top of the stairwell, down a few steps,
and is confronted by...
SCUD
WOODY
(muffled gasp)
BUZZ
(whisper)
Another stunt like that, cowboy --
you're going to get us killed.
WOODY
(pulling Buzz's hand
away)
Don't tell me what to do!
BUZZ
Shhhi
Woody cowardly crawls on all fours across the open area and
meets up with Buzz.
As he stands...
It SNAPS off the iron railing and flies back towards Woody.
74.
It opens.
BUZZ
Split up!
A CLOSET.
Woody slams the door shut just as Scud reaches the top of
the landing. CRASHES can heard from behind the closet door,
getting Scud's attention.
SFX: SNORING
The noise stops the dog in his tracks. Both Scud and Buzz
look up to see...
BUZZ
Star Command!
KID #1 (O.S.)
Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you
loud and clear!
A TELEVISION SET
SPACE COMMANDER
Buzz Lightyear, Planet Earth needs
your help!
KID #1
(into toy wrist
communicator)
On the way!!
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
The world's greatest superhero! Now
the world's greatest TOY!
ANGLE: TV COMMERCIAL
The Buzz Lightyear doll is now out of the box and being
displayed.
76.
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O,)
Buzz has it all! Locking wrist
communicator!
KID #1
Calling Buzz Lightyear,
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Karate chop action!
KID #2
Wow!
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O,)
Pulsating laserlight!
KID #2
Total annihilation!
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Multi-phrase voice simulator!
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
And best of all...
(big "monster truck"
voice)
HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!!
TV BUZZ
To Infinity and Beyond!
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
(non-excited lawyer
voice)
Not a flying toy.
77.
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Get your Buzz Lightyear action
figure and save a galaxy near you!
Buzz walks dejectedly out of the den and down the hallway.
A SMALL WINDOW
WOODY (V.O.)
You are a toy! You can't fly!
BEAT
BUZZ
To Infinity and Beyond!
The broken arm lies a few inches away from his now empty
arm socket.
SONG ENDS
HANNAH (O.S.)
M-o-o-om? Mom, have you seen my
Sally doll?
Hannah walks into the entryway, and not seeing Buzz, steps
on him.
MOM (O.S.)
What, dear? What was that?
HANNAH
Nevermind.
DISSOLVE TO:
ANGLE: CLOSET
WOODY
Oo-O'Of!
(to the hallway)
Buzz?! The coast is clear. Buzz?
Where are you?
HANNAH (O.S.)
Really? That is so-o-o interesting.
BUZZ
HANNAH
Would you like some tea, Mrs.
Nesbit?
WOODY
(under his breath)
Buzz!
HANNAH
It's so nice you could join us on
such late notice.
WOODY
Oh, no!
80.
HANNAH
What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It
goes quite well with your head.
WOODY
(high voice)
Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
HANNAH
(yelling out her room)
Mom?
(TO THE DOLLS)
Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be
right back.
HANNAH
What is it, Mom? Mom, where are
you?
WOODY
Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
BUZZ
Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of
it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See
ya!
WOODY
What happened to you?
BUZZ
One minute you're defending the
whole galaxy...
(pointing at other dolls)
81.
Woody removes the teapot from the severed arm and sets it
on the table.
WOODY
I think you've had enough tea for
today.
(helping Buzz up)
Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
BUZZ
(grabbing Woody)
Don't you get it?! You see the hat?
I am Mrs. Nesbit!!
(hysterical laughter)
WOODY
Snap out of it, Buzz!
Woody presses Buzz's helmet open, slaps him across the face
with his own detached arm, and then politely closes the
helmet.
Buzz sobers up and calmly takes his severed arm from Woody.
Buzz walks out of the room while Woody follows.
BUZZ
(sober)
I'm sorry. You're right.
BUZZ
...I'm just a little depressed,
that's all. I can get through this.
BUZZ
Oh, I.'m a sham!!
WOODY
(loud whisper)
Sh-h-h-h-h!! Quiet, Buzz.
BUZZ
82.
Woody can see straight out Sid's window across the way to
Andy's bedroom window.
BUZZ
But -- the hat looked good. Tell me
the hat looked good! The apron is a
bit much, it's not my color...
WOODY
Out the window... Buzz, you're a
genius!
WOODY
Come on, this way!
BUZZ
Years of Academy training...
wasted!!
MR POTATO HEAD
B-3.
HAMM
Miss. G-6.
MR POTATO HEAD
Ohhh! You sunk it!
HAMM
Heh-heh.
MR POTATO HEAD
Are you peeking?
HAMM
Oh, quit your whining and pay up.
83.
HAMM
No, no, not the ear. Gimme the
nose. C'mon!
WOODY (O.S.)
Hey guys! Guys! Hey!
HAMM
He's in the psycho's bedroom!
WOODY
Hi!
HAMM
(into Andy's bedroom)
Everyone, it's Woody!
BO PEEP
Woody?!
REX
You're kidding?
SLINKY
Woody?!
84.
WOODY
We're gonna get outta here, Buzz --
Buzz?
REX
Hey, look!
BO PEEP
Woody!
WOODY
Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
SLINKY
I knew you'd come back, Woody!
BO PEEP
What are doing over there?
WOODY
It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain
later. Here, catch this!
SLINKY
I got it, Woody!
REX
(overly excited)
He got it, Woody!
WOODY
Good going, Slink! Now, just, just
tie it on to something!
POTATO HEAD
85.
SLINKY
Hey?!!
BO PEEP
Potato Head!?
WOODY
No, no, no! You got it all wrong,
Potato Head. Buzz is fine! Buzz is
right here. He's with me!
POTATO HEAD
You are a liar!
WOODY
No I'm not!
(to Buzz)
Buzz, come over here and you just
tell the nice toys that you're not
dead.
ANGLE: BUZZ
WOODY
(to Andy's toys)
Just a sec.
WOODY
Buzz! Will you get up here and give
me a hand?!
WOODY
(insincerely)
Ha ha. That's very funny, Buzz.
(exploding)
This is serious!!
REX (O.S.)
Hey, Woody!? Where'd ya' go?
WOODY
(forced casualness)
Oh, hi Buzz! Why don't you say
"hello" to the guys over there?
REX
Hey look! It's Buzz!
WOODY
(shaking the arm's hand)
Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys
our new secret best-friends hand
shake. Gimme five, man!
HAMM
Something's screwy here.
WOODY
So, you see? We're friends now,
guys. Aren't we, Buzz?
(as BUZZ)
You bet. Gimme a hug.
Woody makes Buzz's arm grab his neck and pull him forward.
WOODY
87.
(continued; as himself)
Ha, na, oh, I love you, too.
SLINKY
See? It is Buzz. Now give back the
lights, Potato Head.
POTATO HEAD
Wait just a minute. What are you
trying to pull?!
WOODY
Nothing.
The toys all SCREAM in horror. Rex clasps his hands to his
mouth and turns away to BARF.
HAMM
Oh, that is disgusting.
POTATO HEAD
Murderer!
WOODY
No! No, no, no, no!
POTATO HEAD
You murdering dog!
WOODY
No, it's not what you think, I
swear!
POTATO HEAD
Save it for the jury. I hope Sid
pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!
WOODY
No! No! Don't leave! Don't leave!
You've gotta help us, please! You
don't know what it's like over
here!
POTATO HEAD
88.
HAMM
Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.
WOODY
Come back! Slink'! Slink', please!
Please! Listen to me!
WOODY
No! No! Come back! SLI-I-I-INKYYY!!
SFX: THUNDER
BROKEN TOY SOUNDS emit from behind Woody. He turns from the
window to see...
WOODY
BUZZ!!
Still holding onto Buzz's arm, Woody jumps down from the
desk and runs to Buzz's rescue.
WOODY
Go away, you disgusting freaks!
Babyface turns from the fray and charges at Woody with his
erector-set pinchers.
WOODY
Alright back! Back, you cannibals!
89.
Woody loses his grip on the arm and sails across the room,
crashing into the wall.
WOODY
He is still alive, and you're not
gonna get him, you monsters!
BUZZ
WOODY
Hey?! Hey, they fixed you!
WOODY
But -- but they're cannibals. We
saw them eat those other toys.
WOODY
Uh... sorry. I... I thought that
you were gonna...
(laughs nervously)
... you know, eat my friend.
WOODY
Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's
wrong?
Sid!
SID (O.S.)
Not now, Mom, I'm BUSY!
WOODY
Sid!!!
WOODY
Buzz! C'mon, get up! Buzz you're...
(GRUNT)
... get up...
WOODY
Fine. Let Sid trash you. But don't
blame me.
SID
It came! It finally came!
Sid runs over to his workbench and rips open the box.
SID
(reverently)
The big one.
SID
(reading the rocket
label)
"Extremely dangerous. Keep out of
reach of children." COOL...
(looks around)
What am I gonna blow? Man... hey,
where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
No Woody.
SID
Yes! I've always wanted to put a
spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha.
SFX: THUNDERCLAP
SID
Oh, no...
SID
Aw, man...!
Sid smacks Buzz down on the desk, winds his alarm clock,
and places it next to Buzz,
SID
Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.
92.
Andy is being tucked into bed by his mother. She hands him
his cowboy hat.
MRS, DAVIS
I looked everywhere, honey, but all
I could find was your hat.
ANDY
(groggy)
But what if we leave them behind?
MRS. DAVIS
Oh, don't worry honey, I'm sure
we'll find Woody and Buzz before we
leave tomorrow.
Andy's eyes shut. Mom turns out the light and quietly exits
the room.
REX (O.S.)
(muffled)
Aaaah! I need air!
REX
(relieved)
Aa-a-a-a-ah!
(COUGH)
POTATO HEAD
Will you quit moving around?!
REX
I'm sorry. It's just that I get so
nervous before I travel.
POTATO HEAD
How did I get stuck with YOU as a
moving buddy?
REX
(following Potato Head)
93.
BO PEEP
BO PEEP
Oh, Woody, if only you could see
how much Andy misses you.
WOODY
Ps-s-s-s-t! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
WOODY
Hey! Get over here and see if you
can get this tool box off me.
Buzz just looks away from Woody and bows his head.
WOODY
Oh, come on, Buzz. I... Buzz, I
can't do this without you. I need
your help.
BUZZ
I can't help. I can't help anyone.
94.
WOODY
Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can
get me out of here and then I'll
get that rocket off you, and we'll
make a break for Andy's house.
BUZZ
Andy's house. Sid's house. What's
the difference.
WOODY
Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.
BUZZ
No, Woody, for the first time I am
thinking clearly.
(looking at himself)
You were right all along. I'm not a
Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A
stupid little insignificant toy.
WOODY
Whoa, hey -- wait a minute. Being a
toy is a lot better than being a
Space Ranger.
BUZZ
Yeah, right.
WOODY
No, it is. Look, over in that house
is a kid who thinks you are the
greatest, and it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's
because you're a TOY! You are HIS
toy.
BUZZ
But why would Andy want me?
WOODY
Why would Andy want you?'. Look at
you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any
other toy would give up his moving
parts just to be you. You've got
wings, you glow in the dark, you
talk, your helmet does that -- that
whoosh thing -- you are a COOL toy.
WOODY
95.
(continued; depressed)
As a matter of fact you're too
cool, I mean -- I mean what chance
does a toy like me have against a
Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I
can do is...
WOODY
Why would Andy ever want to play
with me, when he's got you?
(pause)
I'm the one that should be strapped
to that rocket.
WOODY
Listen Buzz, forget about me. You
should get out of here while you
can.
Silence.
Buzz is gone.
BUZZ
WOODY
Buzz!! What are you doing? I
thought you were
BUZZ
Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.
Now let's get you out of this
thing.
WOODY
Yes Sir!
Both Buzz and Woody push the milkcrate and together, they
finally get it to move but it's slow progress.
WOODY
(strained)
Come on, Buzz! We can do it!
SFX: TRUCK
The two toys stop to look out the window by the workbench„
A MOVING TRUCK
BUZZ
Woody! It's the moving van.
WOODY
We've got to get out of here...
NOW.
Buzz braces himself between the tool chest and the wall.
Using his legs. Buzz pushes with all his might. The toolbox
begins to move.
Woody notices that with every shove Buzz gives to the tool
chest, the milkcrate begins to edge out over the lip of the
desk.
WOODY
C'mon, Buzz,
97.
WOODY
(LOUD WHISPER)
Alright. Buzz! Hey! I'm out!
BUZZ
... almost
(GRUNT)
... there
(GRUNT)
...
WOODY
(nervous laugh)
Buzz falls onto the desktop and glances over to Sid, who
stirs...
SID
(in his sleep)
I wanna ride the pony...
Sid does not wake. Buzz heaves a SIGH OF RELIEF, then peers
over the edge of the workbench.
BUZZ
Woody! Woody?! Are you alright?!
WOODY
(punch-drunk)
No, I'm fine... I'm okay...
Sid groggily sits up for a beat, then his eyes light up.
SID
Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off!
98.
Sid jumps out of bed, grabs Buzz and bolts out of the room,
SID (O.S.)
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!
Woody leaps to his feet, runs across the room, and catches
the door just before it closes. As he swings the door back
open Woody is confronted by...
SCUD
WOODY
Aaah! Back! Back! Down! Down!
Woody slams the door shut just in time. Scud BARKS AND
SCRATCHES at the door.
WOODY
(out of breath; to
himself)
Okay, what do I do? Come on Woody,
think!
WOODY
Guys!
WOODY
No, no, no! Wait! Wait! Listen!
Please! There's a good toy down
there and he's -- he's going to be
blown to bits in a few minutes all
because of me. I've gotta save him!
(pause)
-- But I need your help.
No response.
WOODY
Please. He's my friend. He's the
only one I've got.
99.
The mutant toys emerge from the shadows, and gather around
Woody. He kneels down into a huddle with them.
WOODY
(to Babyface)
Thank you.
(to the others)
Okay. I think I know what to do.
We're going to have to break a few
rules, but if it works, it'll help
everybody.
THE MOVERS cart out the last load. A forlorn Andy clutches
onto Buzz's *spaceship" box in one hand and his cowboy hat
in the other.
SID
Launch pad is being constructed!
Heh-heh.
WOODY
100.
LEGS, the toy fishing rod with fashion doll legs, steps
forward from the crowd.
WOODY
(continued; to Legs)
You're with Ducky.
(to the others)
RollerBob and I don't move till we
get the signal. Clear?
WOODY
Okay, let's move!
Legs and DUCKY, a duck head Pez dispenser with baby doll
torso and plunger base, rush over to a heating grate and
pull the face plate off the wall. They disappear into the
heating duct.
WOODY
Wind the frog!
Ducky extends his Pez neck out of the hole to check that
the coast is clear.
All the toys have manned their positions and wait silently,
their eyes fixed on Woody.
WOODY
Wait for the signal.
Ducky takes the end of the line off Legs' fishing reel,
hooks it onto himself, and is then lowered down through the
open hole.
SFX - DOORBELL
WOODY
Go!!
102.
The Frog zips through Scud's legs and down the hallway.
SFX - DOORBELL
HANNAH (O.S.)
I'll get it!
WOODY
Alright, let's go.
SFX - DOORBELL
HANNAH
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Nobody's there.
THE FROG
The Frog leaps off the last step, speeds through Hannah's
legs and out the open front door.
HANNAH
(annoyed)
SCUD!!!
HANNAH
Stupid dog.
WOODY
Lean back!
The toys peek out from the bush to see Buzz strapped to the
launchpad. Sid is still in the toolshed.
Ducky, Legs, and The Frog shoot out into the yard from a
drain pipe. They exchange a thumbs-up with Woody.
WOODY
(to toys in the bush)
Let's go!
SID (O.S.)
Hey, Mom?! Where are the matches?
Oh, oh, wait, here they are.
Nevermind...
BUZZ
(LOUD WHISPER)
Woody?! Great! Help me out of this
thing!
WOODY
Shhhhhhh!
BUZZ
What?!
WOODY
(loud whisper)
It's ok. Everything's under
control.
BUZZ
Woody?! What are you doing?!
SID
105.
SID
... and counting. Ten! Nine! Eight!
Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three!
Two!... One!...
SID
Huh?
SID
What?!
SID
It's busted.
SID
W-w-w-we?
WOODY
(regular voice)
So play nice.
SID
AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
107.
SID
The toys! The toys are alive !
SID
N-N-Nice dolly...
HANNAH
What's wrong, Sid?! Don't you want
to play with Sally?!
WOODY
Nice work, fellahs. Good job.
Cornin' out of the ground -- what a
touch! That was a stroke of genius.
BUZZ
Woody!
BUZZ
Thanks,
They shake.
ANDY (O.S.)
(depressed)
108.
Bye, house.
Through the fence, Andy and his family can be seen getting
into the van.
BUZZ
Woody! The van!
Woody quickly hoists Buzz off the pole he was tied to.
WOODY
(to mutant toys)
We gotta run! Thanks, guys.
With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint
towards the fence,
WOODY
Quick!
BUZZ
Just go! I'll catch up!
The two toys run out into the street just in time to see
the van driving off down the street.
drives right over them. Woody and Buzz SCREAM, ducking just
in time.
After the truck passes, Buzz runs after it with Woody a few
steps behind.
BUZZ
Come on!
Buzz runs up close to the truck with Woody still back a few
paces.
A STRAP
dangles off the back of the truck. Buzz makes a leap for it
and grabs hold. He climbs up the strap and onto the bumper.
Woody then lunges for the strap but it stays just out of
reach.
BUZZ
You can do it, Woody,
WOODY
Whew, I made it!
SCUD
WOODY
(kicking Scud with other
foot)
110.
BUZZ
Hold on, Woody!
WOODY
I can't do it! Take care of Andy
for me!
BUZZ
NO-O-O-O-O-O-!!!
Buzz leaps off of the truck and onto Scuds snout. He grabs
Scud's eyelids and snaps them hard. Scud YELPS, letting go
of Woody. The dog bucks wildly with Buzz hanging onto his
face.
WOODY
Buzz!
The moving truck continues down the street leaving Buzz and
Scud behind.
Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck
until he spots what he's looking for.
Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz goes tumbling under a
parked car. Scud runs over to the car, but is too big to
get under it.
All the toys wince and MOAN as they cover their eyes from
the sudden brightness.
TOYS
What?!
REX
Are we there already?
SLINKY
Woody?! How'd you --
WOODY
Ah»hah! There you are!!
Woody pulls the RC Car and its remote out of the second
box.
POTATO HEAD
Hey! What's he doing?
Woody runs to the back of the truck and throws the RC Car
out onto the street. The other toys SCREAM in horror.
REX
He's at it again!
Woody turns on the remote and steers the RC car past Scud
and under the parked car where Buzz is hiding.
The traffic light turns green allowing the van and truck to
cross the intersection.
All the toys pour out of their boxes and CHARGE on Woody.
WOODY
Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no!
Buzz jumps on to the RC car and they zoom back towards the
moving truck.
WOODY
No, no, no! Wait!
(as Rocky spins him)
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
BUZZ
(SPINNING)
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa!
HAMM
Pig pile!
WOODY
No wait! You don't understand! Buzz
is out there! We've gotta help him!
WOODY
No, no, no, wait!
The toys toss him out into the road, As the truck drives
off the toys CHEER.
BUZZ & RC
BUZZ
Who-o-o-oa! Woody!
WOODY
Well, thanks for the ride.
BUZZ
(POINTING AHEAD)
114.
Look out!!
The toys are about to slam into the rear tire of the car
that had passed over Woody earlier.
WOODY
Now let's catch up to that truck!
ANGLE: RC REMOTE
LENNY
Guys! Guys! Woody's riding RCI And
Buzz is with him!
TOYS
What?!!!
BO PEEP
It is Buzz! Woody was telling the
truth!
SLINKY
What have we done?!
REX
Great. Now I have guilt.
WOODY
We're almost there.
BO PEEP
Rocky! The ramp!
Woody &. Buzz look up to see the ramp about to come down
right on top of them.
BUZZ
Look out!!
The RC Car pulls back just before the heavy ramp slams into
the road. Sparks fly everywhere from the metal scraping the
pavement.
SLINKY
(to other toys)
Quick! Hold on to my tail!
Slinky's front end to jump off the truck and onto the ramp.
SLINKY
Woody!!
SLINKY
Woody! Speed up!
116.
WOODY
(to Buzz)
Speed up!
BUZZ
The batteries! They're running out!
SLINKY
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
The RC CAR (w/ Woody and Buzz) weaves into view and then
back out.
SLINKY
I can't hold on much longer!
WOODY
Slinky! Hang on!
Woody and Buzz watch in vain as the family van and moving
truck disappear.
WOODY
(sarcastic)
117.
Great!
BEAT
BUZZ
Woody! The rocket!
WOODY
The match!
Woody pulls out the match from his holster that Sid had put
there earlier.
WOODY
Yes! Thank you, Sid!
A CAR.
WOODY
No-o-o! No-no-no-no! No-o-o!
BUZZ
Woody?! What are you doing?
WOODY
Hold still, Buzz!
WOODY
118.
Ha-ha!!
BUZZ
You did it! Next stop. Andy.
Woody jumps back onto the car then suddenly stops smiling,
WOODY
Wait a minute... I just lit a
rocket. Rockets explo —
The toys are gathered around Slinky, his spring splayed out
on the floor.
SLINKY
I shoulda held on longer.
LENNY
Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz!
Cornin' up fast!
REX
Take cover!!
They separate, sending the two toys upward and RC into the
back of the truck.
119.
WOODY
Ahhh!! This is the part where we
blow up!
BUZZ
Not today!
WINGS
WOODY
(covering his eyes)
Ah-h-h-h-h!!
Just then Buzz banks under some power lines and soars
upward again. Woody takes a peek.
They're flying.
WOODY
Hey, Buzz!! You're flying!!
BUZZ
This isn't flying. This is falling
with style!
WOODY
Hail To Infinity and Beyond!!
WOODY
Uh, Buzz?! We missed the truck!
BUZZ
We're not aiming for the truck!
120.
Buzz & Woody fly right over the van's sun roof and then
drop into the car.
Before anyone can notice, Woody & Buzz land in an open box
in the back seat right next to Andy.
Andy turns to discover the limp Buzz and Woody lying in the
box.
ANDY
Hey! Wow!
MRS. DAVIS
What? What is it?
ANDY
(picking up the toys)
Woody! Buzz!
MRS. DAVIS
Oh, great, you found them. Where
were they?
ANDY
Here! In the car!
MRS„ DAVIS
See? Now, what did I tell you?
Right where you left them.
DISSOLVE TO:
ANDY
Which one can I open first?
121.
MRS. DAVIS
Let's let Molly open one.
THE SARGENT
Buzz sits on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the
nightstand alongside the monitor. They listen intently.
HAMM
(to the room)
Hey, heads up everybody! It's
showtime.
Woody and the rest of the toys are MINGLING together like a
typical office Christmas party.
REX
Oh! It's time!
BO PEEP
WOODY
Whoooooah! Oh! Bo!
122.
BO PEEP
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
WOODY
Say, isn't that mistletoe?
BO PEEP
Mm-hmmmrnm.
REX
(to Slinky)
Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur,
like a leaf-eater. That way, I
could play the, uh, dominant
predator. Ha ha ha!
BUZZ
Quiet everyone, quiet...
HAMM
Way to go, Idaho!
POTATO HEAD
Gee, I better shave.
Woody climbs up onto the bed and joins Buzz. Lipstick now
covers Woody's face.
WOODY
Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. You are not
worried, are you?
BUZZ
(defensively)
Me? No, no, no, no...
(beat)
Are you?
WOODY
(laughing)
Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly
get that is worse than you?!
ANDY (O.S.)
Oh, what is it? What is it?
SFX: BARKING
ANDY (O.S.)
Wow! A puppy!
FADE OUT: