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See you guys, aR ‘Seeyougy lien whim asi he poping the stops ic ——_‘Tmgonna see youn fir weeks Its not big dea ie max Exour ig grown up boy is going to niveninyand ‘one day he} going to be a big grown up man and time goes past very quickly and I'm your soppy ok mum so yest’ big deal! Nick Alighe aight. aml ——_Youlook very sare mate. Nick Cheers Dad nox. ‘You've got your bag? NICK Erno thought might actally leave my beg HARI Lace you've packed your cheek Max What woud he do without i? NICK Guys Ive goto go MUM You've got your admissions leer. NICK Mumith online you don’ need to bring i HART Passport? Nick Dad MAR Careful with our passport 20 INSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLY 1 abe tig you ov” scan me a gm eis! And remember when you get your room = st HAR ppg yo chek? he shelves have een po pig a Z kind of | si what ind of MAX = vee ebappened a end of mien am Bang knocked ovt cold by an Oxford Dicionay of Questions. wick =—_‘Soesy Mr jax Soy forwha? 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Tis ut of dis ‘HARI fd wit somthing on te back of JAN ead "love how you've just lik seated shar cloths ‘everywhere Seriously ifs Hke you've taken iaterest Of lke my dream room and just ike lt it. (Okay Lee ey ei Bich what was you hiking? Thee wall he pul coloured or ome sit Whit a walk into “lomebase and was ike het gine me pint at looks ike I done atic on a hangovs. Scanned with CamScanner THOMAS EccesHane max, Come on Fas. — pune INSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLY! 2 as are npg pat JA. ihe ots ane end say ‘And Yn oy yeah bt hia doy pn ad oti The TV iso ad thy hath oti cunt bind octometingy PEA oe ea mii MAX bg at an Max Righedown, ic Have you see the she? HARE Herewe go wu ey _-Raraund ee omerher JAN tes mechs boning on rai 1 was polishing it exter before Thad ago on his mux jp man Tee TAN eae wos Maxine vax Toate bro Max as Moncton) You have prey eyes, mx Oh MAX. Hoty. ms ant Hones welllend up with the Bloody elephant man SA ns, mipen ee Ma pend oo, 1 . = 2A MA ey ind i Be Us nd your skin is tvey. nant a “nia joel the difference, MAX, Sort of could bea shin. aael carl ant ‘At ere we rein with the toes and fet. thought YAN Could Tse your tei? si HARE ae ante charg ond JAN hes nit, vax Soy ory Pale eightencpall bop. MART Tey not having a go but otherwise things pet lost nae tod you ony soe you'e ming a pice shen tk took = ooh ool sux thatloks beter Face s Isthat he? JAN Is this where I'l be sleeping? It's nice. ‘MAX, e = cad ee eee war eat aly meet you bth proper: ee Tay ek at bined oil Ri a Gosh she's grown up, 3 Scanned with CamScanner THOMAS ECCLESHARE REE E REREREERE EE Wow ‘She's very good. Intense! Yeu Sexy! ‘Absight Masi, Sorry. Ooh watch out Kathie I don ike theo of storage room one bit. ~ “Haven't you been reading the papers theresa lulleron the loose? bid Vl dont go non yourown, You sey Abt Engit Thy ath ar ile. Apo brat ‘Very good. She was always talented. : Tsoald ert Fran and ay wesw hee. AR take te shi oer and eg sri itt ee They wrk a tein see ‘You know ~ youl think I'm soppy ~ but, someines, think myfavourites with Nik were js tho. ‘were just you know those achoolrights nt dang anything Like we coud goon holiday or may ost “Yes meal or womeone' bitsy an ir was vey ‘of course it was bu somehow, don't koa ba sobelvely if that makes tense? Wheres some ph when the three of us were jst maybe this, watching TV together, the kind of night you! forget about ney sine tines ou of ahundied- Bu we'd be all iting here and jut, watching ‘now and yeah, I don't know, youl be bal eat 26 en INSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT Assen 2 {he newspaper, Nic be texting or on wlauapp o¢ svhatever she latest hig is or dodingatanor oe bis.arm and yah twas ost rc, you know? Posse Have you got an elbow lying around by any chance? ‘Oh soxry yes, Twa using ica paperseishe ax HARE ising Roam (MAX, HARI and JAN oe eating der JAN apliieg wit ised SAX ade SHAR and IARI tops JAN onthe solder, JAN laying ih fod ‘Shall we ell our days? sax want Ob yes ax J? uN ‘Yes please HAR Right Il go, I went 0 school Had 2 good day actully. Got some ip Fm year 13 but ad a ice Juneh, I popped sound 10 Als on the way home t00, ‘which was nice, He sald I could help myself to his ld washing machine if I fancied it [thought might ke the motor out and have a fe round. Tin sure Thad a lovey dy I met Cala before wotk which was really nie. She thinking of going back to work now all the kids ae a school HARE ‘Thats a good ides me, Work was good. They're tyiag to get me to tin op the new boy in Kitchenware so he can ae off some ‘of my workload which wil be excelent ant es not fai the way they work you. Fi a Scanned with CamScanner THOMAS ECCLESHARE E y EERE Sohopefly this canbe «way of ig. Me bck Then went to yop anda ap ave 8 Were eating ove, How about you Ji? What dd you dop (Cagis is mot en ede ff Seas Jia? Sa A en ie fo) ye [MAX and HARI bok at eh ther MAX mid AR ay tte ree ad ai fe eB ‘What did youdo agin ts? Hezwales th fod, bt mumbles monoplane ides is bead don ie oll tener “ (loed oom, We okay thoy. ‘AR ith th rma ain ond ods MAS. Jia? JAN no talks eagerly andl ery akin tah of thine 1 elesned my soom from top to orom tok ‘but was worth it as now I have everything just the wyliteie Good boy. What ee? 1 ate ance lunch What dd you have for neh? Thad a andvich of brea and cheese and sis Bast 28 g aN Us INSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLY: 2 ee ‘Nand of beading ores ed ing veining apes sinning noningrg mionicg inn ‘ce st li ek hk eerie ie eet toc ce on oe Fa lie eet Smarts AR tape te remote Bes ‘A.comedy show about some Mlatons queet_ Bop About some hilarious gay oz Some hilasious people Jewas eal good, Liked it ‘ecate they smack each other over the head he whole dine gu nit who aay end up ein the mde makes ugh 0 much Pause MAX nods, HARI fs gin [ike the show so much beeause the people init are 0 seapie theyre always doing tap Pou HARA idle opi don’ really lke the portrays the characters is cone though. I think the way it 29 Scanned with CamScanner THOMAS ECCLESHARE In what way? They bave no opinions of tei own, fall ore o getbanged on the head an supposed tobe funy. They jase sue, ‘Well sounds abit silly t0 me, ‘Then I made myself a cup of te, Mmmmm. Practice makes perfect. “Tithave to keepa beter eye on you! Haha exacly. | [ee nice to just put your feet up witha cup of ex sometimes isnt it? Buck yeah (Beep Hell yes! Beep.) When you feels velleaoed ee Quit. Took the tea outside I hope you don't mind. Of course ~its your house roo. vary. ts nice being among Ientit, A inde piece of heaven I sometimes think. ‘Theres no such thing as heaven. 30 INSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLY: 2 anspor Brent Hand MAb hate ee Tis and sch my tua hada ead ofthe paper on ‘a computer Hope you dont ind Ha Anyhing erste? ome sf shout imnigation Ereyone seems pin. dems one wa tbe ober ‘Its complex problem. ‘Dunno, seems simple enough to me. England should stay English whats so complex about that There are ‘pars of Birmingham that have Bed see ins wall jose think the mile cl ror ged he toi fear ofthe working a tha lowe pai joby ¢ being taken by by cheaper immigrant workers and — “oon hte working ce commons ae ig broken up. Be. “Gi capita than any acral concer iesoeieens fhe people __The way the papers twist the immigration iaueis,r9 “Be honest, offensive. Modern Britain is multiuleeral that’s what makes us who we are, chats what makes salled immigrants into the countsy the NHS for one ‘wold roulycolapse and thats supposed tebe our, own jewel. Look at nuesing, 3 Scanned with CamScanner “THOMAS ECCLESHARE = EE RE RPELEEEL Exactly the nursing profession is pr shiled immigrant workers. PP oy otto menon a ure ‘The whole eof sons Bisa, omecvesapbensteesyat | Tepuldat apres mote a ayway then gor bored ofthe apes ny the imenet and had an incredible wank oe hy ig Lund Bap)Toa gree “each of Kay ery. Bap) Did ome nen iran room for an hou An ay see bjectifeation of women in the modern mec Sounds ke avery productive day. “Then I went ouside fora bit On. Haw. Tm noe sore how we fe abou tht Just down tothe corner shop Righe? bought a packet of fags. Came back here and ud them inthe garden. They were lovely; relly owen ‘Ended up just smoking one after the other. (MAX and HAR hoe at ech other. Bp JAN ge ‘Slee Gerting there. Yeu Thave a look in the instructions about those cigaretes, Jus Passe ‘This in delicious by the way. 2 INSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLY: 2 ‘Your mum's in bed. wen ates Yeah Site Do you want anything? A cup of tex? Or could swarm you something up, We had some lasagne, here's some lasagne in the Fridge if you fancy. {Tim good, Fate at the station. Great, Yeah some good options at the sation. There's ‘Pret think even now did you see that T mean T ‘know you know that’s probably not your Sil Anyway Passe [won't wake Mum if you don't mind, Shes been having teouble sleeping anyway 8 Ws fine. ‘You can se he in the moning, Yea. Sen, Howive you bees? Howe I been? Have you been saying with ends of? Faends, 2 Scanned with CamScanner THOMAS ECCLESHARE HARI Weve not heard from you thats a NICK Sorry, HARE Tea been hee weks 0 we wee eng ‘NICK Were you? HARI Of course. Sil HARI Is good to see you. Nick ‘Yeah its good to see you too, Pout HARI You sure you dos'e want NICK Td have a beer if you've got one. HARI [A beer Yeah sure why not? join you, Why ot bave a beer? Nick We doatt have-to, HARI Noa beers alright ist i? Hgts 00 cans, Nick Thanks. Siew NICK So wicx, MARI 2 10 tworks out pretty good. Sic, Nick was wondering i I could b Sil ey tnsTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLE 2 I ahoughewe ss Lino ‘on wei lend you for you PrP cafe now be that wast my fale ‘hen when you neded 0 vise yout gfe Pout wha? should get going. ak ues ce mind? Nick Tm staying with a fiend so You're welcome to stay here. Neb, 35 Scanned with CamScanner THOMAS ECCLESHARE rast Stay hr fora few asus hake oun Nick Vm fine. oh Mant een pend oe ine gee Nan you Nick lean’, Pans. HARI nds. NICK gost te don HARE Nick, Here ae this at east olay Jost ue something to extor, Sake! NEE Pret, ant ‘You will though yeah? mex OF course Sarge ‘The aepaibingLAN part Hit ben, peated fom th rt ish it bt ica wax, was MARE Max HARI Max AN Mant Max AN ‘We were thinking in that Ye (Oh bloody hell Well wondering relly ve lose the belly button again. Ob fiat, You were thinking what? Brat, MAX and HARE lok a xh eer Big a ‘Thut if you wanted you needa say Only if you fancy a change Yes only if you fancy Spit ie our Max, 38 pal we oe wat want ye vat wax ‘you need gfe ought you coud come int he ‘Take the spare £007 RUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBLY: 2 se stay here inthe BaraBe- hous, 7 ne accltoucereanwel ste ato! | ree : \ sy ow wey spe nso 2 reson ie anere ii! Cobstontef pect) Contos Taina 20 ese 7 Scanned with CamScanner Now she’ off! Look at her 50! ‘Toot tood! rr say wel have the coal detivered before sundown aces cate, Sundown? Shell be thereby teal Easy now, bring her ‘down abit, careful not co overheat the engine. That nice and steady. 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Nevermind Please. was going to say chat if you like the look of hs unused ser fel free to help youre, Whee ‘You can have iti you like P Be good tose it go toa good home. Pant. going play witht very 0 sax B2EEES uy ye EEE INSTRUCTIONS FOR Peosies eories Roses. Roses Daffodils. . wy do they call hem daffodils? 1 dont kn ice name though ist it? reslovely. these are forgloves: They grow wild careful. 1 ke lesering about the flowers with you Max. resi ‘Sites They bay theses arranging tbe flvers you're not io. Yeo ‘You dont. You don't need to call me Max if you dont want, I mean you can but. ike. I'd like you t0 start calling me Mur, Would you do that? _Algh hen ‘Thank you. That means lo to me. He amie, and ere working You have to prune the leaves to keep them all thsiving Tes hard work, Tecan be but the satisfaction is enormous. Just think When we're done we ean enjoy the garden, Come out here and read. a Scanned with CamScanner ‘CORRECT ASSEMBLY 3 2 THOMAS ECCLESHARE AN AN yet 3 a NsTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSE! Ora some ends ose Lovely ides, BHO i ww Orjustcome out herein ws : te "Se vei ang BX payer shoul probably inside ing ebayer a Iessorice, My thoughts exaeds ® wo a Como et youre bi 1 could dei , MAO tO, Ob ay e What is it? va Here. A ladybird ic ‘Yes Alsight she f 28 in your hai, wax in ern cong SANS ger What a delicate litle thing Ty wa he pi. shew, ‘sas asthe firme eg an T ash sor M le Can Task you tometing js? atm sl Et gh era OF course. Tn fa an, hig Be oem Whithitienininyout menace, esr AR oti IK ae enn bs ® ee pate ey ht he fier; NICK ‘Shhhhh 1 nuppose Im sng do you sere apn Ne head and yo jut cart you cast shale en? a Oh Bem 1 don't hink a To me he wean seems to ft. To fit into neat shapes. 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HARI Yes The al elu in gc ‘TY Room MAR nd HARD thing TV wit A 9 al Fae Tas ey a tt teoding a ttn on bis frtarm foi MAX looks around the roam at be fami Precpatons HARI loks ap and they etch each heroes The smile Sie by nie wid ts ty Al hy HARA races fr the remote and press a baton. » Kitchen NICK siting at the abl ees ter han when we last i. ein tru fc wth is urigh peter, bs relaxed Breathing, andthe my beget mies at MAN atthe potest th ithe we might abc tik tk LAS Nick really like this kitchen. ax ‘You do? Nick Yeah. 1 forgo how much Tiedt 1 ike the planes inthe window andthe toaster inthe cornet. ike he light coming through fom the garden, Ike I eal ike bing back here, Max | Wel wee having you back, Mok Mr iat nce dim fai Mx 1 Na. Noi not ike this Ick Nick NICK | NSTRUCTIONS FOR CORRECT ASSEMBDM 3 en note ne Oe * space home, Noone woud prefer oe Taseone wold es? sell you ean stay a Zong #0 He Post Teel you youabe Olas: She stars working sles hat Why don’ you si there and Ii toast How have you kept this! hat? Ob Tike it Nm Ii cis when Kas ke Bre es swe {Why bave I done the house in pale? { think you'd sun out of ed. ‘Come to that why is Dad green? Haha Tike the way the sn i 0 ike = Hal He looks ke some sort ofS = of sing at The lenght be raving Pte ‘im gonna do it this tine Mom ean felt Thi es aot that 1 done “Tack wane 1000 1m pecbbly he wor tery sont @ Scanned with CamScanner THC 1OMAS ECCLESHARE and be clean and sasraycrions FOR conRe reallyreal wit a cf eal realy ga * Bue aco ‘oxford, he ly Me MAX ot “ha, gor error soi just pressure en Good. 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