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PageLegoland

16 of 30 Script

PENNY pulls out his headshot and


PENNY: kisses Butit,then,
on the verge
then! A!erofatears.
painful year, feeling half-
crummy
dead, I magazine...
come across a“Johnny
small Moon’s
li"le New
a Solo
ad inalbum! Album,
solo album? ... A solo album?! A solo I wait two
soon
release, to be released
I stayed up allin night
an HMVby near
theyou!” A
painstaking months! The day--before record
his new store -- I
wanted Fade tooutbe the #rst to hear his new magnum opus.

PENNY: sound. I run into the record store, grab the CD and without
player! I throw on the #rst track... every cilium in my ears is
looking
muse I run home
breaking forth and throw it in my CD
taut with anticipation of Johnny’s unfe"ered
in all SOUND
her glory! Q #15 --
AEzra’s
hauntingrap. rap beat plays. EZRA enters with a
microphone. He raps of
any characterization rhythmically -- but without
an actual
EZRA: (toasting) Yo! Yo! rapper.
Been dope
This
Yo, I’zis9/11
JK-47,
gotz something to
since
So listen up,
say that’s So
(rapping) realyou’re
rich, looking
bee-yotch.
You wanna come at me like
at
Whenme, you’re
ya sucka’ thisMC?big, bee-
you’re
And if you fucking don’t Bruce
believe Lee?
me,
yotch,
If she’sthey not homecall yaI mistah,
go andaask
Here’s your sistah,
quarter, li"le bitch, go
know
Yo! I got another,
style, I
and call your mother,
I go out with the ladies and I
gotz
So riptheo$grace,
your panties,
punch
Tonight ‘em
I’m in the face,
going to fuck
take
... Fuck o$you your bra,
wit’ my chainsaw, fuck you wit’ my
you wit’ my chainsaw.
chainsaw,
PENNYfuck you wit’ my chainsaw --
screams.
Cut out
sound.
PENNY: (screaming) Urrgh! I can’t take it! ENOUGH! STOP!
eclipsed... In his solo e$ort, sweet,
(trembling) Johnny’s Moon was now
loving
EZRA &Johnny had morphed into...
PENNY: JK-47!
SOUND Q #16 --
JK-47 underbeat.

Page 17 of 30

Sound plays
out or fades.
SLIDES #6 to #10 -- JK-47 (#ve slides of
PENNY:JK-47
(shaking) Page
in various gangsta
JK-47, a frat boy /puking
16poses). 30up solid black
his lucky rabbit’s foot. His new album called The 6 B’s!
venomous
dog, the bile, rubbing
bling-bling hisno
and... dingle like it was
one knows what the last B
stood for booze, bluntz, the name
listened to all twenty-six unrelenting fortracks,
a female
with the relish

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