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Teacher Notes

Why am I not selling this awesome product? Why give


it away for free?
This card game is based off the popular card game Cards
Against Humanity (which is NOT school appropriate). The
successful card game is licensed as Creative Commons,
meaning you can add your own cards to it. I have a lot of
respect for companies with open minds. However, selling
your own version of the game is frowned upon and
according to their website they will “SMASH YOU” if you try to
sell your own version of the product. So this product is
intended to be free for educational use! (Please don’t sue
me Cards Against Humanity ☺ )

What do I do with this?


First, you want to laminate and cut out your cards (I know, it’s
a lot of cutting, but it is mostly rectangles.) Make as many
copies as you need. (I have four groups in my class so I have
four sets).

This would make a great icebreaker activity for the first few
days of school or a reward at the end of the week.

How is this beneficial to students?


Promotes collaboration, builds community, builds sentence
fluency, refreshes students with exposure to English
academic terms
How to play
Each player draws 10 white cards. The person who most recently used the bathroom is
the Card King and draws a black card. The Card King reads the question or fill-in-the-
blank phrase on the black card out loud.

The other players answers the question or fills in the blank by passing one white card
face down to the card king.

The card king shuffles and then reads each answer with the black card. The card king
then chooses the best answer.

Everyone must ensure they have ten cards at the end of each round by drawing a new
white card if needed.

The player with the best answer keeps the black card as their point. The player with
the most points at the end of the game wins.

How to play
Each player draws 10 white cards. The person who most recently used the bathroom is
the card king and draws a black card. The card king reads the question or fill-in-the-
blank phrase on the black card out loud.

The other players answers the question or fills in the blank by passing one white card
face down to the card king.

The card king shuffles and then reads each answer with the black card. The card king
then chooses the best answer.

Everyone must ensure they have ten cards at the end of each round by drawing a new
white card if needed.

The player with the best answer keeps the black card as their point. The player with
the most points at the end of the game wins.
All the things. Dads dancing at
a bbq.

Detention. Laughing
hysterically in
a Barnes and
nobles.
This class. Every day of my
life.

Late night Moms posting


texts to the pictures of
wrong person. themselves on
Instagram.
Rain drop, Instagram.
drop top.

Grandmothers A family
leaving members
comments on inappropriate
Facebook. political views
all over
Facebook.
Cat ladies. A snapchat
filter that
can’t fix that.

Snapchat. A snapchat
filter that
make you look
like your
parents..
Kardashians. Taylor swift.

Miley cyrus. Gucci mane


getting fit.
Justin Bieber Onomatopoeia.
somehow
becoming
relevant again.

Justin bieber. Meow.


DJ Khaled Dancing to zedD
shouting when your mom
“Another one.” walks in.

Drake crying dang.


into a $5 hot
and ready pizza
from little
ceaser’s.
Feeling really Thinking you’re
cool. cool because you
can rap all the
words to “bad and
bougie” and then
your grandmother
hears you.

Drake and josh Playing guitar


making a new in front of
movie in 2019. your friends,
and they can’t
look at you, it’s
so bad.
Snow cones, Teenage girls at
really any food a Starbucks.
that can be
made into a
cone.

When the At it again


library is too with the van’s.
loud.
Memes. Memes that hit
too close to
home.

Metaphors. Similes….
Because like or
as.
Getting all An essay
your homework without a
done only to thesis
find out it statement.
wasn’t due
until next
week.

Adjectives that Crayons with


only start with food names like
the letter J. “Mac and Cheese”
orange.
Your future Your future
career as a career as a
rapper. rocket
scientist.

Your future Your future


career as a career as a
zookeeper. teacher, dealing
with kids just
like you.
When your mom The toilet paper
promised to buy going the
you a dirt bike, wrong way.
but she lied.

An iphone on 1%. An android


phone that
wishes it was
an iphone.
When spotify
shares you have
A coke bottle
been listening to that actually
Christina spells your
Aguilera’s “genie name right.
in a bottle” and
all your friends
see it.

The realization Fedoras.


that you will
never find a
keychain with
your name on it.
Dinosaurs When you
roaming the collect vintage
earth in 2020. vinyl's, but
don’t have a
record player.

The wifi “what are


password. those?”
Inappropriately When your using
using your ipad your phone in
in class. class, but it looks
like you are just
staring at your
pants.

Cats of President
Instagram. Donald trump.
Covfefe. Russians.

CNN. Knowing you


could run for
president.
teacher at the Grandmothers.
grocery store.

Donkey. Pizza pockets.


Pizza. Cruel irony.

Girls on Ps4.
youtube putting
on too much
makeup.
xbox. Eight year old
kids beating
you online at
video games.

Rude twitter Netflix and


comments. chilling with
your parents
because you are
a minor.
Trying too hard Candy crush.
to be edgy, when
everyone knows
you wear
Winnie the
pooh
underwear.

Your mom Netflix.


covering your
eyes watching
hbo.
School lunch. An afterschool
job..

Lifeguards. Mcgriddles.
A plot diagram. The climax of
the plot.

Non-fiction poetry.
text.
Adjectives that Adverbs, man.
only describe
smells.

Noises only Poop emoji.


cats can hear.
I wish I could Step 1: _________.
forget Step 2: _________.
________________.. Step 3: profit.

Having problems I don’t


with __________, understand
Try_____________. ________________.
This meme A test about
reminds me ________________.
of_____________..

Tweets that the best topic


only focus on to talk about
_______________. at the dinner
tables is
definitely
________________.
Back to school She was only
shopping just interested in
isn’t the same dating him
without because
________________. his_____________.

I heard the There is more


secret to than one way
perfect Mac and to
cheese is ________________.
________________.
If I were a The avenger’s
Disney villain newest member
my sidekick is
would be _______________.
________________.

All these cat A teacher that


memes will likes___________
soon be in class, is my
replaced with kind of teacher.
memes about
________________.
The main Roses are red,
character in violets are
the catcher and blue,
the rye should Sugar is sweet,
have been And
________________. ________________.

The best show The best


on Netflix is snapchat filter
called turns your face
________________. into___________.
What’s cooler ________________
than be cool? Is the secret to
eternal life.

What is the What is a good


cause of global metaphor for
warming? life?
What is the Why is the sky
reason your blue?
phone broke?

What should be What was your


a required last text?
class in
school?
What will you Why do you feel
major in? that way?

What will be President


your undoing? ________________.
The next
president of the
United States.
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